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Intel Slashes Computer Startup Times

An anonymous reader writes "At Intel's Developer Forum in Taiwan, Intel introduced a new Non-volatile caching technology called 'Robson'." The new Robson cache technology allows computers to start up almost immediately and load programs much faster. Intel declined to comment on the specifics of how the technology works only saying that 'More information will be revealed later'.

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  1. The REAL reason by cdrdude · · Score: 4, Funny

    The real reason more informatin will be revealed later is that their computers are still booting up!

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  2. Hmmm....... by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    So are we going to all be expected to hibernate our Robson's now?

    Why does this sound like a CowboyNeal joke to me?

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    1. Re:Hmmm....... by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      You sound as though you make an inclination to a flaccid penis.

      Ohhh come on!! It's a joke! Laugh ;)

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  3. I hope this is real by Monstard · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope this is real and not vapor-ware. I've been waiting for instant start for 20 years.

    1. Re:I hope this is real by JoeCommodore · · Score: 5, Funny

      Man, you need to upgrade your hardware if it takes THAT long to boot your system!

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    2. Re:I hope this is real by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 2, Funny
      Uh.. 20 years ago, you probably had it. My VIC-20 took less than a second from powerup to the READY prompt. My Amiga 500 was slower, but still a lot faster than anything modern. My Amiga 3000 was even slower, because I had it do more. My 5-year-old Linux boxes are even slower to boot than that.
      My solar powered desk calculator needs half a second to boot, while my desk lamp shows a zero seconds boot.
      And it takes 15 to 20 minutes for me to be ready in the morning.
      Maybe the rule is: the more complex the OS, the longer the boot!
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    3. Re:I hope this is real by 6031769 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I remember how quickly windows 3.1 went down. :-(

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    4. Re:I hope this is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      My solar powered desk calculator needs half a second to boot
      Unless you need it at night, in which case it can take over six hours to start. Worst case would be the arctic winter where boot times are measured in months.
  4. If Transmeta licensed it... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would we get a Robson Crusoe?

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  5. Re:I wonder by jthorpe · · Score: 2, Funny

    It won't - it's just a new advanced marketecture from Intel.

  6. News for Nerds! by dj245 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stuff that will be revealed at a later date, if market conditions warrant its release.

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  7. From TFA by mincognito · · Score: 5, Funny

    The laptop with Robson also opened Adobe Reader in 0.4 seconds, while the other notebook required 5.4 seconds.

    Presumably, the other notebook was running Intel's next generation CPU with sixteen cores.

  8. Faster to? by SWroclawski · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I were using Windows, I could start my computer in seconds.

    And have it then crash in... seconds.

  9. This will probably only be for Windows PCs by Chrismith · · Score: 5, Funny
    Windows User: Hooray! Now that my computer boots in six seconds, my productivity will be way up!

    Linux User: Boo...ting? Oh...that thing I had to do when I first plugged it in. Gotcha.

  10. Re:I don't get the "instant-on" craze by Gilgaron · · Score: 2, Funny

    On the other hand, my HDTV takes longer to turn on than the old TV, so perhaps they were expecting the times to move towards one another ;)

  11. Re:Should Boost Battery Life a Lot by swf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just think of the performance increase from putting the page file into RAM!

  12. "DANGER, DANGER, WILL ROBSON!" by Caspian · · Score: 5, Funny

    (The message to be displayed when the cache gets corrupt...)

    *dodges tomatoes*

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  13. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apple si teh best inginerez, tehy get alz the inetl hi tcehnologeez tow monnthes b4 teh dl3l doz!!!!!! Applez ruel!!!

  14. Re:If this kind if thing is a concern by martinX · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you'd posted with your name, I'd now know more about you than I ever really wanted to.

    That would be bad enough, but since you posted AC, I now suspect everyone...

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  15. Re:If this kind if thing is a concern by hazem · · Score: 4, Funny

    My box at work is a win2k. I come in, turn it on, and then go make a liter of tea. When I come back, it's just popping up to leg me log in. I log in, then go down to the vending machine 4 floors down (walking both ways) to get a snikers or something and come back. Right about that time, it's finally doing all it's post-login stuff and I'm ready to work. That's a good 10 minutes out of my day.

    I don't know what I'll do if they make the damn thing boot up immediately. My boss would probably expect me to start working too.

    Not all progress is a good thing!

  16. Re:It's about time! by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny

    Getting off topic, but any recommendations for good comparisons between Linux and OS X?

    Yes. Just Google "flamewar".

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  17. Read carrefully before pressing accept. by leuk_he · · Score: 2, Funny

    No we did not implement booting puppy linux from a flash disk. That has never been done before. Especially it is untested from a intel motherboard.

    Also we never invented "On-Now" for windows 98.

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  18. Only from Intel! by trintron · · Score: 2, Funny

    When your computer crashes, we enable you to boot almost immediately. It's so fast, it's almost like no crashing at all!

    With Intel Inside, you can.

  19. This only makes my job harder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now I'm going to have to change all my programs to be much more bloated and resource-wasteful than before so that I can balance them against this new technology!