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A Clock That Runs for 10,000 Years

Justin Blanton writes "Discover magazine is running an article about a clock designed to run accurately for 10,000 years. It's essentially a "future-proof" clock that blurs the line between art and functionality through advanced engineering. From the article: 'Everything about this clock is deeply unusual. For example, while nearly every mechanical clock made in the last millennium consists of a series of propelled gears, this one uses a stack of mechanical binary computers capable of singling out one moment in 3.65 million days. Like other clocks, this one can track seconds, hours, days, and years. Unlike any other clock, this one is being constructed to keep track of leap centuries, the orbits of the six innermost planets in our solar system, even the ultraslow wobbles of Earth's axis.'"

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  1. I have to change mine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It only lasted 2000 years.

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    1. Re:I have to change mine... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

      If this one fails in 2000 years as well, where do I get my warranty refund?

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    2. Re:I have to change mine... by macklin01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dear Customer,

      It has come to our attention that your Clock of the Long Now (TM) was exposed to a liquid spill 500 years ago. Although it may not have caused the failure, AwesomeClock, Inc. does not cover the repair or exchange of a machine resulting from misuse, accident, modification, unsuitable physical or operating environment, improper maintenance by you, or failure caused by a product for which AwesomeClock is not responsible. The warranty is therefore voided.

      However, you can buy a new mechanical system board for 895 KiloDollars, and your warranty will be extended for 90 days. If you wish to dispute this finding, we can email you pictures that will never actually reach your inbox. Thank you for choosing AwesomeClock, Inc.

      AwesomeClock Warranty Claims Dept.

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  2. how very useful by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    *sets alarm to wake himself up in 10,000 years*

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    1. Re:how very useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then you put the snooze mode and it will ring again every century until finally you wake up... Sounds like a nifty accessory for Chtulu.

  3. Which format? by kimmo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does it come in wristwatch models also? :)

  4. What Time Is It Now? by deathCon4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, So when humans are all dead and long gone, Aliens will land on Earth and know to the trillionth of the second what time it is on Earth.

    1. Re:What Time Is It Now? by Eridanis42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will we leave a detailed description of Daylight Savings TIme? Goodness knows it confuses enough Earthlings.

  5. lame by LittleGuernica · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

  6. I'm impressed by chrisnewbie · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Like other clocks, this one can track seconds, hours, days, and years"

    Now i can get rid of my solar clock on my lawn

  7. Once bitten, twice shy by Dekortage · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is just a bunch of marketing fru-fru. The last 10,000-year clock I bought only lasted 6,738 years (give or take a month). Even if you take into account my time travel, I still should have gotten a good 8,500 years out of it, at least.

    The real question is support. Will the manufacturer still be around in 3,000 years when you need to replace the little rubber feet? Are vendors and repair centers going to stock replacement parts? How much does an extended warranty cost?

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    1. Re:Once bitten, twice shy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      How much does an extended warranty cost?

      Does it matter? In 10,005 years, you think you'll find the receipt?

  8. Re:In related news... by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it was most probably for monitoring the decay of disposable nappies in landfill sites.

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  9. Re:Boring old news... by Baddas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember, we're talking about 10,000 year timescales. A nine year old story is practically lightning fast!

  10. Re:Outta time by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it tells you new year while it has summer temperature outside, you know that either the clock went wrong, or the global warming was real, after all :-)

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  11. flashes 12:00 by dreadlocks · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. and when it suffers a power loss it will flash
    12:00:00.0000

  12. oh great! by Vyol8tor29 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My employer will probably implement this as a timeclock...

  13. But time is an illusion by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lunchtime doubly so

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  14. Re:Lots of nerds missing the point, here by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Funny
    whether or not Battlestar Galactica is a re-run or not tonight.

    Since the current season of BSG has ended the answer to that question is yes so you need not bother to wonder.

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  15. This guy IS a genius! by kalirion · · Score: 3, Funny

    As an MIT undergrad in 1975, Hillis and his friends built a binary computer out of 10,000 Tinkertoy pieces. It could beat all comers at tic-tac-toe.

    Damn, think it could win a thermo-nuclear war against itself?

  16. Re:The clock requires maintenance by slicer622 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then the boulder starts rolling, arrows, pygmies, etc. Lets put a video camera in there, Lucas will foot the bill.

  17. My Clock Has Been Running for 5 Billion Years+ by aquatone282 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's called "the sun."

    I think it's got another 5 billion or so years left on it, too.

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  18. Re:10.000 year is a long time. by ThePelt · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they?