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CIA Investing in Modular Green Energy

Paladin144 writes "The CIA's venture capital arm, In-Q-Tel, has announced a strategic development agreement with SkyBuilt Power Inc. The CIA seems to be interested in SkyBuilt's new Mobile Power Station, which can be parachuted into remote locations and be up and running in a few hours with only 2 people needed to set it up. The MPS harnesses both solar and wind power and is capable of up to 150 kilowatts of electricity. The devices uses off-the-shelf components and easily swappable parts to be cost-effective."

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  1. Modular green energy, huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that similar to the free radical energy reverse-engineered from the spacecraft that crashed at Roswell?

  2. Awesome! by Mr.+Vandemar · · Score: 0, Funny

    Now all they need to figure out is how to get this solar/wind power working underwater and our sharks (dolphins?) really will have freakin' lasers! Wait...

    1. Re:Awesome! by bcat24 · · Score: 2, Funny
      It was dolphins. (For the uninitiated, he's refering [sic] to this Slashdot article.)

      Man, that's what read HTTP specs does to you.
  3. Earth First! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope the CIA can use this green energy to help overthrow governments of oil-rich countries. Here we come, Venezuela!

  4. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Modular green energy is made out of people!! PEEEEEOPPPPLLLLLLLEEEE!!!

    1. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In the original Harry Harrison book "Make Room! Make Room!", Soylent Green was made from soya and lentils.
      So, in a roundabout fashion, we're back to wind energy.

    2. Re:No by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sick of green energy, I want energy in designer colours.

      Yellow energy ! Blue energy ! Striped energy ! Polka dotted energy ! I want my energy to match my shirt !

      Say no to energy uniformity !

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  5. Green? by cdrdude · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't get it. Why does the energy have to be green? Why can't it be orange energy with purple stripes?

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  6. Green energy? by Ingolfke · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is it soylent green energy? Is it made from people?

  7. Now by "off-the-shelf components" do you mean... by cdtoad · · Score: 4, Funny

    that I could walk into Home Depot and pick up the things required to build one of these suckers or do you mean easy for the CIA to procure? What secrets does the CIA have in finding someone to help you at Home Depot?

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  8. Re:These would have been Helpful in New Orleans by kd5ujz · · Score: 4, Funny

    hell, if it takes 2 people to set it up, I assume it takes 4 to carry that sucker down the street while fleeing the scene you looted it from. Imagine how many ghetto blasters this thing will power.

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  9. Good idea by toupsie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Protecting the environment while you are electro-torturing terrorists for information at the same time. That's how the CIA butters up Democrats and Republicans during the budget hearings. A little something for both, green and mean.

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  10. Re:These would have been Helpful in New Orleans by twiddlingbits · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was being sarcastic..the CIA can't operate inside the USA anyhow.

  11. Re:These would have been Helpful in New Orleans by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Funny
    hell, if it takes 2 people to set it up, I assume it takes 4 to carry that sucker down the street while fleeing the scene you looted it from. Imagine how many ghetto blasters this thing will power.
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    Well, TFA says that each one is packed inside of a standard sized shipping container ... the big ones that can go on a flat-bed semi, a railcar, or stacked up on ships.

    This is a big item, but falls into what the military/aid agencies can call 'portable'. You, however, won't be taking this to the cottage next year.
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  12. Re:They must be lying, or is it april fools alread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It works like this:

    - Two agents get dropped into Iran and set up this generator.
    - The generator doesn't create 150 kilowatts right away!
    - The turbine+solar power operates a drill and hose contraption that burrows straight into the ground, and a suction pump at ground level.
    - The drill hits oil, the pump sucks it out through the hose and into a tank.
    - NOW the generator produces 150 kilowatts.

    What's the value of this, you ask? Easy:

    - US Secretary of State presents aerial photos of these generators to the UN, mistakenly labelled mobile nuke plants (oops, that crazy Bolton and his antics).
    - PROFIT!!! (for Halliburton, of course)

  13. Re:These would have been Helpful in New Orleans by thesnarky1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What?! Then who killed Kennedy?!

  14. hmmm by shop+S+Mart · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The devices uses off-the-shelf components and easily swappable parts to be cost-effective." Ddunno about you guys but the gov't\cia being involved in something that is easy and cost afective sounds too good to be true.

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  15. Re:Up to 150 Kilowatts? by sydres · · Score: 2, Funny

    sunny day with hurrricane force winds and the stars in perfect allignment

  16. Re:They must be lying, or is it april fools alread by halleluja · · Score: 3, Funny
    a 150kW wind turbine is huge, and 2 people aren't going to be able to build the foundation (necessary to keep a several hundred foot propeller from getting ripped away) on a moment's notice and without heavy machinery (a cement truck and a crane at the least).
    The turbines are mounted on redundant ICBMs, whereas the two people can deploy it instantly by inserting matching keys simultaneously in the control unit.