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The Rovers That Just Won't Quit

smooth wombat writes "Like the Energizer bunny, the two martian rovers just won't quit. Spirit, after climbing to the top of Husband Hill during the past year, spent two months examining rocks at the top of the hill and scientists confirmed that those rocks were similar to rocks found along the side of the hill indicating that Husband Hill is probably the result of an impact crater. It will take about two months for Spirit to make its way down the hill after which the next target will be a feature called Home Plate located about a half mile away. Opportunity is exploring the northern rim of Erebus Crater, the largest crater between already-explored Endurance Crater and its next destination, Victoria Crater. The rovers were only supposed to last three months but have been operating for almost two years. NASA has also released a 360 degree panorama of images taken by Spirit as it explored Gustav Crater."

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  1. I wish my Wife's Friend by hcob$ · · Score: 5, Funny

    had the spirit to climb husband hill!!

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    1. Re:I wish my Wife's Friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you stopped visiting "home plate" so much, she might.

  2. visit their blogs by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 4, Funny
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  3. The other side of the crater... by pmike_bauer · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...and scientists confirmed that those rocks were similar to rocks found along the side of the hill..."

    The bot went over the crater, the bot went over the crater
    The bot went over the crater, to see what he could see.
    And all that he could see, and all that he could see
    Was the other side of the crater, the other side of the crater
    The other side of the crater, was all that he could see.

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  4. WTF? That's NEVADA! by LearnToSpell · · Score: 5, Funny

    They didn't even Photoshop out the tennis courts on the right. I knew these things were faked!

  5. conversion error? by lawrenqj · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if NASA accidentally used months instead of years when calculating the lifespan of the rovers.

    1. Re:conversion error? by Surt · · Score: 5, Funny

      In case anyone reads this and really doesn't know, NASA had expected that the solar panels would become dust clogged and stop providing power by now. But as it turns out, martians have been dusting them off every so often, so the rovers have lasted much longer than expected.

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    2. Re:conversion error? by bullitB · · Score: 3, Funny

      it was a very real possibility that they would lose too much heat and be dead in the water

      THE WATER? See! See! They have been covering up their knowledge of martian water.

  6. 2 years and still no postcard! by Viol8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dunno , some robots , just no consideration for those left on earth.

  7. Re:Larger version... by strider44 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They can put a man on the moon and robots on mars. I mean if anyone can withstand a slashdotting, surely they can.

  8. All you fans of sterile deserts say WHOOOP!!! by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    How many millions did we spend on this, again?

    -Eric

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  9. Re:One thing no one is really talking about... by Viol8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "probably built it half as robust and still been outstanding pieces of machinery"

    Yeah , why did those engineers bother over engineering. They could
    have made them out of some old beer cans and kit from radio shack.
    Hey they might only have lasted 10 seconds but think of all the
    money saved!

  10. Re:Why not more? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny
    and nothing to blow it off

    Slant the panels and build in a small vibrator.

    Man, this all sounds oddly offensive. ;-)

  11. Even lamer pun by joggle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did she ever get the opportunity?

    1. Re:Even lamer pun by Woy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah but it was lost before entry. Turns out she expected inches and he was talking centimeters.

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  12. Two Important Points by Thunderstruck · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. To keep the funding flowing, or to encourage space exploration by private enterprise, the rovers simply need to find some gold.

    2. Now that we have the technology worked out to make a hardy, long lasting rover, can we do something about the cosmetics? Who are we kidding. These things are Imperial Probe Droids and should look the part.

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  13. A mission which they may never finish.. by matt+me · · Score: 4, Funny

    If NASA run out of tasks for the rovers, they could always send them to find Beagle 2.