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The RIAA's Halloween Tricks

deus42 writes "BoingBoing has an interesting article about a joint RIAA/MPAA move started yesterday on Capitol Hill. From the article: 'Hollywood has fielded a shockingly ambitious piece of Analog Hole legislation while everyone was out partying in costume. Under a new proposed Analog Hole bill, it will be illegal to make anything capable of digitizing video unless it either has all its outputs approved by the Hollywood studios, or is closed-source, proprietary and tamper-resistant. The idea is to make it impossible to create an MPEG from a video signal unless Hollywood approves it.'"

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  1. Digitize this by concreationist · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can think of a hole I'd like them to approve...

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    1. Re:Digitize this by Pichu0102 · · Score: 5, Funny

      So now someone can broadcast Goatse and not be prosecuted because it would be illegal to record it?

    2. Re:Digitize this by Saiyine · · Score: 5, Funny


      I can think of a hole I'd like them to approve...

      Oh, I know, I know: the anal-og hole!

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    3. Re:Digitize this by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now, abbreviated, it becomes the "A. Hole" bill. Appropriate :)

    4. Re:Digitize this by colmore · · Score: 4, Funny

      It'll be a cold day in hell before I let the RIAA or MPAA near my A. Hole.

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  2. Re:I don't know which is more ridiculous... by rovingeyes · · Score: 5, Funny

    You sir, must be new to America!

  3. ..prise my analog hole from my cold, dead hands by maharg · · Score: 4, Funny

    ewwww. I can't believe I typed that.

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  4. Re:I don't know which is more ridiculous... by Ikn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not new to it, I just haven't -completely- given up on it yet.

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  5. Re:I don't know which is more ridiculous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...or the fact that they actually introduced an "A Hole" bill. Nice that they are at least being up front about it for a change.

  6. If technology is outlawed... by Zordak · · Score: 5, Funny
    Remember! If technology is outlawed, only outlaws will have technology.

    And that would make all of the geeks rogue outlaw bad-boy types, which would make them suddenly very appealing to women, so maybe this isn't such a bad idea after all.

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  7. Re:And no matter what they do... by Evangelion · · Score: 4, Funny


    But the date didn't end with sex.

    It ended in him mocking her because of her beliefs on copyright law.

    Certainly very slashdot.

  8. Re:And thus... by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    2 good movies in 800 per year is not something to be proud of.

    Why not? You've got the US beat by at least one.

  9. Re:I don't know which is more ridiculous... by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny
    You haven't given up on America yet? You're REALLY new here then.

    That, or he entered a coma in November of 2000, and just woke up...

  10. Re:I don't know which is more ridiculous... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd call my Congressman to protest but he's busy meeting a lobbyist.

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  11. Re:I don't know which is more ridiculous... by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now, if we ever see RIAA/MPAA suceed at getting the soldering iron declared a "circumvention device", be worried--be very worried. :)

    They're way ahead of you- their next move is to regulate opposable thumbs.

  12. Re:OH JOY, LET'S READ ON... by outZider · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please take pictures.

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