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DNA and Online Search Finds Birth Parent

stuyman writes "NewScientist is reporting that anonymous sperm donation is not so anonymous anymore. An enterprising 15 year old tracked down his biological father, an anonymous sperm donor, using an online genealogy service and an online information service."

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  1. At long last.... by Altec+at+LM · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..an answer to the proverbial question, "Who's your daddy?"

  2. I wonder by masterpenguin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder now that Anonymous Sperm Donors can be tracked down, if Anonymous Cowards can also be tracked down?

    1. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I would've gotten away with it if weren't for you meddling kids!

  3. Re:He didn't need DNA to narrow the search down by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/11/04/ 212214&tid=133

    "the baby they gave up because they couldn't raise her"

    OMG, show a picture, ur a girl on tha intarweb!

    -/Sorry for lowering the Slashdot discourse. You of course don't have to show a picture to prove your gender.

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  4. Just for that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...Imagine a beowulf cluster of anonymous sperm donors.

    1. Re:Just for that... by C0llegeSTUDent · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...Imagine a beowulf cluster of anonymous sperm donors.

      Oh god..you just had to didn't you? Think of the children!

  5. Where to go? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Funny

    Y'know, I've been considering donating sperm, 'cause I fit a profile (I'm tall, pale and went to plenty of school). Where does one sign up to donate? Err, sell, rather. Beer money and all.

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  6. Re:A potentially ugly situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know what would be creepier? Having the following conversation with the doctor from the fertility clinic and then noticing that he has the same nose as you...

    Boy: Doctor, you told my mother that my father was an Astrophysics major at MIT and was born on July 16, 1968. But I tracked down the only man who fits that description and he's oriental which, as you can see, I am not.

    Doctor: Uh, er, yes, I see... That is a problem, isn't it? There must have been some sort of mixup. Uh, what was your name again?

    Boy: Luke.

    Doctor: Well I suppose I have something I should tell you. And actually you might find this rather funny if you are a Star Wars fan. You see Luke...

  7. Jakin' for beer money! OH YEAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    Donors were often college students who traded their sperm for beer money.

    A lot more apealing than giveing blood... Get paid to jack off? Just set up a nightly pick-up route in the freshman dormatories of any college!

  8. Second. by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whats the deal with this, im young, tall, white, middle class, no major health conditions in my family history, 160 something IQ, enroled in college... I bet i could make some decent $. Need to buy an engagement ring, but wouldnt that be weird telling her how i got the money...

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  9. Re:He didn't need DNA to narrow the search down by Swamii · · Score: 2, Funny

    Buran! I am your FATHER!!!

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  10. Re:He didn't need DNA to narrow the search down by Buran · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't count on getting your skin grafts paid for on my medical insurance!

  11. I'd like to nominate this guy by accident · · Score: 3, Funny

    for hacker of the year. tres cool.

  12. Oh shit, restrictions on being born! by mysticwhiskey · · Score: 5, Funny
    I took the submission title to be "DNA and Online Search Finds Birth Patent".

    A case of too much Slashdot reading, methinks.

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  13. What a scare that gave me by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many people like me glanced quickly at that headline and saw "DNA and Online Search Finds Birth Patent"?

    The scariest thing is if it really had said patent I wouldn't have found it that implausible.

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  14. Re:Informational Awareness by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    OUCH! Now that comment has GOT to hurt.

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  15. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe he spent the money to track down Osama Bin Laden and saved America from nuclear destruction. Think about that before you bad mouth sperm doners.

  16. Re:Bullshit by RITMaloney · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why is it so important to you that your submission is the one that gets accepted?
    That's one of the questions on the sign-up form at the sperm bank.