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CSI Takes On Grand Theft Auto

Tycoon Guy was one of many to write "Looks like another 20 million viewers will be fed the 'video games promote violence' story tonight. Today's CSI: Miami episode will feature a group of kids who are inspired to go on a city-wide crime spree by a game that looks suspiciously like Grand Theft Auto. From the description: 'Delko witnesses a bank robbery and the CSIs soon discover that the culprits are playing out the action from the videogame 'Urban Hellraisers' on the streets of Miami. As they score points for each crime committed, the CSIs must discover what consists of getting to the next level in the game in order to stop the culprits before they strike again.'"

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  1. And now... by daranz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somebody needs to go start killing people, and say that he was inspired by gruesome scenes in CSI. Right back at them.

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  2. Discovering the secrets of the game? by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 5, Funny
    As they score points for each crime committed, the CSIs must discover what consists of getting to the next level in the game in order to stop the culprits before they strike again.'"

    Couldn't the CSIs just check the walkthrough?

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  3. That Sounds Great! by jenkin+sear · · Score: 5, Funny

    That sounds like a great episode.

    In fact, I'm going to create a video game where you are a forensic pathologist, and you have to travel around a city trying to track down a gang of teenagers who are acting out scenes inspired by the latest episode of CSI... you must figure out what the crazy wrapup / plot twist will be in order to stop them. I bet the video game would be a hell of a lot more interesting than their show- and probably about equally gory.

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  4. Re:Eh... so what? by dsginter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Knowing CSI, I doubt that they're going to devote much airtime into exploring the social and moral issues surrounding the debate.

    Knowing CSI, I think that they'll devote more time exploring the intricacies involved in the "reverse algorithmic" required to make that 320x200 security camera zoom in 3000x with perfect clarity.

    If nothing else, CSI is good for scaring criminals into thinking that this kind of technology actually exists.

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  5. Re:Eh... so what? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know about you, but "Barney and Friends" is MUCH more likely to send me on a killing spreee than your average violent video game.

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  6. Re:Eh... so what? by HunterZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, Law & Order did an episode on video game violence last year as well. Who cares? Does anyone really get their political beliefs from TV shows?

    I'm guessing you're not an American.

    (My Fellow Americans: I am American, BTW, so don't get bent out of shape)

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  7. I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by div_2n · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After I played GTA (can't remember which one) at a friend's house for a couple of hours, I found myself thinking about ramming into other vehicles and stealing their cars. I'm really not joking. Of course, I also once pointed at a cop checking for speeders during my Quake years and yelling audibly, "Look at that camper!!!" Again, I'm really not joking.

    While I neither rammed other people's cars nor pulled out a rocket launcher to teach the cop a lesson, I certainly KNOW that games can bleed into reality and if the person is just messed up enough in the head already, I don't doubt they could live out the game.

    1. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by Chubby_C · · Score: 5, Funny
      back in my day we didn't need video games to give us a reason to go on a crime spree...

      we just did it.

      kids these days just don't have the same innovation/imagination/motivation

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  8. In this Episode the CSI:Miami team fail by Dr_LHA · · Score: 5, Funny

    The entire episode is spent using forensic evidence to track down the killer criminals, and the episode ends in a carjacking followed by an almighty car chase involving 20 police cars and the criminals.

    Unfortunately, just before the police are about the catch the crooks, they drive down an alley and pass through a floating police badge, costing $500, and the police promptly forget about them, causing a massive 20 car police pile up followed by period explosions for 5 minutes in which 500 police and innocent bystanders are killed.

    However, the criminals later are found standing aimlessly outside a local hospital after a misguided attempt at a stunt jump landed their car in the river, which was unfortunate as they were unable to swim.

    And life goes on in Vice Cit.... Miami.

  9. Dialogue by paranode · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Hey what's that in his hand? Can you enhance that so we can read the writing on that note?"

    "Absolutely! I'll use my 3D modeling software to virtually reconstruct the note based on the camera footage and flip it over."

    "I think it's in an envelope, though."

    "No problem, I'll just turn on the thermal imaging X-ray subroutine that comes with the camera footage. It will detect the ink and construct an image for us."

    "Okay but can you hurry up a bit, we have about 60 seconds until some plot event happens that will render the suspect uncatchable."

  10. Recursive CSI by CynicalGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should make a CSI episode about a killer who commits crimes based on stuff that he's seen from watching CSI.

  11. Re:damn this pisses me off! by IANAAC · · Score: 5, Funny

    and then enjoy a nice cup of coffee.

  12. Re:Eh... so what? by jmp_nyc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's good that we've got so many morally upright people in this country to make sure that people understand that modern secularized entertainment is solely responsible for the proliferation of violence in our society. After all, there would be no violence or crime if people only read the Bible like God intended.

    Of course, most of these people haven't read the Bible sufficiently closely to notice that it's chock full of sex and violence, much of it downright gratuitous.
    -JMP

  13. Re:Eh... so what? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Dude - you gotta check out this Barny mod for Doom!"
    "OK - let me fire it up. Huh... cool. Barnys to kill left and right. Heh. I like using the shotgun."

    (...boom...boom...sploitch...)

    "Dadddy..."
    "Oh... hi Kiddo. What'cha want?"
    "Daddy... is that Barny...?"
    "..."

  14. Re:Eh... so what? by p0rnking · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If TV (and other media) doesn't inspire some people to commit crime, then explain this http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,3605,975 769,00.html.

    "Four years ago, Bhutan, the fabled Himalayan Shangri-la, became the last nation on earth to introduce television. Suddenly a culture, barely changed in centuries, was bombarded by 46 cable channels. And all too soon came Bhutan's first crime wave - murder, fraud, drug offences."

  15. Re:oh, you mods... by killmenow · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must have never seen alt.barney.die.die.die

  16. Re:Eh... so what? by yali · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fortunately, there is more evidence than Bhutan. Like this nice review of hundreds of controlled experiments and long-term outcome studies.

    As a sidenote (not direct response to parent poster), I find it kind of amusing that people (a) gripe about there not being any controlled experiments, when in fact there are plenty, and then (b) ask for the ultimate uncontrolled nonexperimental test by saying "well why don't we see hundreds of GTA killers in the streets?" when they're presented with the controlled studies that they insisted, in the first place, were the only acceptible evidence.

    Oh, and just because research supports a causal relationship between consuming violent media and behaving aggressively, that does not mean that ergo we must limit access to violent media, especially with adults. After all, we don't limit most forms of speech (short of direct incitement). It's just that you need to frame your defense in terms of the First Amendment, not by ignoring available evidence.