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Behind The Curtain On T-Day

Ant writes "MSN Encarta has Columnist Martha Brockenbrough's article on the myths of this American holiday. From the article: 'A lot of what we know to be true about Thanksgiving really isn't. Determining exactly what did happen is difficult. For starters, we don't even know for certain if the Pilgrims served turkey, although it's a strong possibility.'" Additionally, maotx writes "Contrary to popular belief, turkey does not make you sleepy. While purified tryptophan is a mild sleep-inducing agent, there is not enough in turkey to have a sedative affect. And on top of that, turkey isn't even unusually high in tryptophan compared to other foods, such as beef or soybeans. So for those of us enjoying turkey today, bring on the turkey and have a Happy Thanksgiving!"

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  1. Turkey is not a sedative by adeydas1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... that's why the beer goes with it.

    1. Re:Turkey is not a sedative by karzan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also being full and in the process of digestion causes your body temperature to rise, which makes you sleepy. Studies have been done that show that worker productivity generally falls in the hour or so after lunch and it is thought that this is because of sleepiness from increased body temperature.

    2. Re:Turkey is not a sedative by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Funny
      While the effect may or may not come from some element of turkey

      By "element of turkey" do you mean Turkonium (Tu), the Turkey atom?

    3. Re:Turkey is not a sedative by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 3, Informative
      Culture is the sedative, or "opiate" if you prefer. I covered the TDay mythology in my JE http://slashdot.org/~Philip%20K%20Dickhead/journal /122836
      Most of us associate the holiday with happy Pilgrims and Indians sitting down to a big feast. And that did happen - once.

      The story began in 1614 when a band of English explorers sailed home to England with a ship full of Patuxet Indians bound for slavery. They left behind smallpox which virtually wiped out those who had escaped. By the time the Pilgrims arrived in Massachusetts Bay they found only one living Patuxet Indian, a man named Squanto who had survived slavery in England and knew their language. He taught them to grow corn and to fish, and negotiated a peace treaty between the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag Nation. At the end of their first year, the Pilgrims held a great feast honoring Squanto and the Wampanoags...


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  2. The first broken myth... by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first myth about Thanksgiving is that it occurs in November. Everyone knows that the real Thanksgiving happens in October.

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    1. Re:The first broken myth... by toddbu · · Score: 2, Informative
      The first myth about Thanksgiving is that it occurs in November. Everyone knows that the real Thanksgiving happens in October.

      And that the Fourth of July is really on the 1st.

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    2. Re:The first broken myth... by Doctor+Crumb · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The first Canadian Thanksgiving was celebrated on April 15, 1872 in thanks for the recovery of the future King Edward VII from a serious illness. The next Thanksgiving didn't occur until 1879 when it was celebrated on a Thursday in November.

      As for it being celebrated in October, it has more to do with Canada having a shorter growing season and that celebrating the harvest makes more sense near the end of harvest season in october. The holiday did bounce around a lot, but I don't think that Armistice day was the sole reason for the move to october.

      http://www.pch.gc.ca/progs/cpsc-ccsp/jfa-ha/action _e.cfm

  3. The Pilgrims should have served steak by toddbu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've gotten to the point where I can't stand turkey any more. You cook a huge bird and eat it for the next month, then do it all again for Christmas. This year I'm staging a revolt and eating steak.

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    1. Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak by toddbu · · Score: 2, Funny
      stuffed with bacon

      Would that be Canadian bacon, or American?

      Us Canucks are lucky that way - nicely spread out for us

      Well, I'm glad that it's good for you, because it totally screws those of us who are US and married to Canadians. Not only do I have to eat Turkey for a third time in October, but then I have to listen to all that drivel about how Canadian beer and cigarettes are so much better than those in the US, when it's obvious that the reverse is true. I think that all the cold up there has a big impact on your ability to think, like when you get a Slurpee brain freeze. I mean, really, who in their right mind can't tell that a Krispy Kreme donut is so much better than one from Tim Horton's? :-)

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    2. Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak by Jardine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In Canada it's not called "Canadian bacon", it's just called "bacon".

      Uh, no. Canadian bacon is called back bacon in Canada. Bacon by itself is the same as what Americans call bacon.

    3. Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2, Funny
      What you refer to as Canadian bacon looks like ham to me or it might be called back bacon. Bacon is the same here as it is there.

      What you Americans call regular beer would be called "light" beer here. Regular beer in Canada has a much higher alcohol content.

      I cannot comment on cigarettes since I don't smoke but Krispy Kremes are just sugar and lard. Where is the bloody flour? I'm guessing that you guys don't dunk your donuts in coffee.

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    4. Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak by IdleTime · · Score: 2, Funny

      US beer is better than Canadian? Wow, why don't you Canucks drink water instead? I mean, come on! If it is worse than the "beer" that is sold in USA, it's reason enough for a revolution. What Americans call beer, I call chemical water, tasting like shit. People should be executed for calling that concoction beer!

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    5. Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak by toddbu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but in US dollars they're like 50 cents a pack.

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    6. Re:The Pilgrims should have served steak by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The situation is ofcourse quite different when it comes to micro-breweries et al, but then again, Joe Sixpack can't even pronounce microbrewery, not to mention visiting one and trying to have a beer rather than whatever-it-is-they-put-on-bottles-and-call-beer he normally drink and call beer.

      "microbreweries" are, by and large, no better than mass-produced beer. If you don't care for the thin beer that Budweiser et al produce (and many don't), there are darker beers produced by slightly smaller breweries, including Sam Adams but also Saranac, JW Dundee's brews from Genesee, Yengling, and more than a few others. All avaliable in the grocery stores in my area, along with a modest selection of imports and others I didn't mention.

      Joe Sixpack, a mythological figure who's about as real as the "silent majority" voter, has a wide selection of domestic and foreign beer right where he buys eggs and milk. America has some very, very good beer--and it's a sign of ignorance to think that even half of the brands are the same as the as-cheap-as-can-be beer we were so famous for.

  4. Tell me... by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What do the North American Indians celebrate?

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    1. Re:Tell me... by oxi · · Score: 5, Informative

      Good point.

      Native people I know don't "celebrate" this country's history as is encompassed in the myth of "Thanksgiving" or it's twin, Columbus Day. They instead mourn for those whose lives were taken so long ago. The story as has been told in school rooms for decades is fallacy that doesn't hold water. It glosses over the horrors that people of the First Nations were subjected to in the Americas. By just focusing on Tisquantum (or Squanto) you get a glipse of what hundreds of thousands of more people would eventually be subjected to. A good television series that goes in depth on what the Wampanoag Nation experianced is "500 Nations", available on DVD at the usual places.

      It would great if the geek brethren that assembled here on /. would take it upon themselves to dig beyond the official history and into reality's sad truths with as much zeal as we use in picking apart the latest FUD coming from the Micro$oft.

      More on Tisquantum:
      http://members.aol.com/calebj/squanto.html

      And here's a more personal account of how one Native person spends the day with her family:
      http://www.purewatergazette.net/nativeamericanthan ksgiving.htm

    2. Re:Tell me... by zulux · · Score: 4, Funny

      What do the North American Indians celebrate?

      Thanksgiving. But they drink their Wild-Turkey.

      (one ticket to hell, window seat please)

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    3. Re:Tell me... by Seumas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Native" people? You mean the original asians that crossed over into the country a long time before there were actual "Indians"?

      Guess what. It's all old shit that I don't care about. And guess what? I'm not a hypocrit, because I'm not sitting around gorging on turkey and shit all day praying to baby jesus for the wonderful new car he gave me or... whatever.

      I'm in the office, getting work done while others slack off. My Thanksgiving dinner will be a coke and a microwavable "hamburger" from the downstairs vending machine.

    4. Re:Tell me... by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, I don't particularly care to continue the "columbus" myth whatsoever, but at the same time . . . What the fuck do you want from me? It's not like this is the only country that was ever conquered or explored or founded or taken by force or anything else. Not the first and not the last.

      Frankly, I'm tired of people trying to lay some trip on me because I'm a "white male". What the fuck did I have to do with buttraping the natives on this country and taking their land? Hey - I'm real sorry about how it all went down, but my family was from Russia and Germany - not Spain - and they only came over within the last century. And I'm pretty fucking sure they weren't royalty or had anything to do with or control to change what happened on this continent.

      Should all the people who have migrated to Australia in the last decade be responsible for what Britain did to the aboriginies in the last century or two?

      On the other hand, it does seem silly to celebrate. But isn't that the Christian way? Fuck someone over, make a holiday for it or take their holiday and make it their own.. voila. Kinda like the whole pagans and Christmas thing. Or the pagans and easter thing.

      Interestingly enough, it does still seem to be what is tought in school, which is fairly amazing.

  5. Obj: Thanksgiving is in July... by MosesJones · · Score: 2, Funny


    At least for those of us in the UK :)

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  6. And She Doesn't Even Touch the Biggest One by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I notice she doesn't even bring up the point that there is a lot of evidence that the first Thanksgiving in the New World was held in Virginia (I believe at Berkley Plantation). There's evidence both ways, but the VA Thanksgiving has enough backing it that it can't be ignored.

    But suggesting to most Americans that it wasn't the Pilgrims must be a little too much for some to consider.

    1. Re:And She Doesn't Even Touch the Biggest One by whitehatlurker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Does the Virginia party predate the one by Frobisher's expedition in 1578?

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  7. How am I going to play with my girlfriend's toys? by moofdaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Turkey doesn't make you sleepy?! Now how am I going to get my girlfriend to fall asleep so I can play with the antique toys she won't let me touch?

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  8. Thanksgiving existance outside US examples. by tzot · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a European from Southern Europe, I only know about thanksgiving from American movies and television. Same goes for Halloween (although we do have carnivals the last 3 Sundays before the 40-day fasting for Easter).

    There is a trend, though, to "internationalize" these American celebrations, mainly for consuming purposes I guess (part of the globalization matters).

    I'll let others talk about their experience.

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  9. another critical article by Doviende · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "Some aspects of the conventional story are true enough. But it's also true that by 1637 Massachusetts Gov. John Winthrop was proclaiming a thanksgiving for the successful massacre of hundreds of Pequot Indian men, women and children, part of the long and bloody process of opening up additional land to the English invaders."
    from Robert Jensen's Give Thanks No More

    here's another part of it i found interesting:

    Any attempt to complicate this story guarantees hostility from mainstream culture. After raising the barbarism of America's much-revered founding fathers in a lecture, I was once accused of trying to "humble our proud nation" and "undermine young people's faith in our country."

    Yes, of course -- that is exactly what I would hope to achieve. We should practice the virtue of humility and avoid the excessive pride that can, when combined with great power, lead to great abuses of power.

    -doviende

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    1. Re:another critical article by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      by 1637

      Yes, I'm really going to have to talk to my grandparents about that. Oh, wait... that was almost 400 years ago.

      Any chance we can just enjoy the tradition as it is currently enjoyed by millions of people? You know - in the general spirit of family togetherness, and blissfully minus too much of the commercialization (um, other than transportation use) that makes the rest of the holidays such a mess?

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    2. Re:another critical article by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Any chance we can just enjoy the tradition as it is currently enjoyed by millions of people?"

      absolutly right! who cares about the bloody history of how america was founded? its not like it has any baring on americas conduct in the world today or anything.

      "those who forget history...."

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    3. Re:another critical article by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      who cares about the bloody history of how america was founded? its not like it has any baring on americas conduct in the world today or anything

      True, we could have just let the bloody regime that formed the colonies stay in power, and it could have had a non-stop, continual bloody fight with the French, the Spaniards, and everyone else with an interest in more land, gold, etc.

      This will be easier: give me a run-down of the cultures and geographical spots that do not have a bloody history going back several centuries, so that we can get all of our societal guidance from them. Western Europe? Nope. Eastern Europe? Nope. Central/South America? Nope. Asia (in any quarter thereof? Nope. North America before the Europeans showed up? Nope. Australia? I could use a refresher on their history, but don't think that continent is free of bloodletting. Hmmm.

      Yes, forgetting history can be an aspect of repeating it... but what makes you think that's a peculiarly American thing? Or that America's history is any more bloody than, say, the Middle East, or the Caucuses, or anyplace else? Now, review the most recent 200 or so years of global history, reviewing the frequency with which the people in each culture and country have had regular, peaceful, democratic changes in government every few years. The US has had its procession of leaders and representatives partially interrupted by one civil war, but has otherwise performed civilly, not bloodily.

      At no point during that history has gathering around a table with family been somehow less about gathering around a table with family. Whether or not some sects or towns or states have made pronouncements along the way about other meanings of the (age old) harvest feasts held this time of year, such gatherings provide their own meaning - and for most people (not counting turkeys), it's peaceful and a moment to reflect on giving a damn about at least some members of our families.

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    4. Re:another critical article by Doviende · · Score: 2, Interesting
      perhaps you should read the article i posted ;)

      here's another quote from it, which references your response:

      But when one brings into historical discussions any facts and interpretations that contest the celebratory story and make people uncomfortable -- such as the genocide of indigenous people as the foundational act in the creation of the United States -- suddenly the value of history drops precipitously and one is asked, "Why do you insist on dwelling on the past?"

      and i particularly like this one:

      Obscuring bitter truths about historical crimes helps perpetuate the fantasy of American benevolence, which makes it easier to sell contemporary imperial adventures -- such as the invasion and occupation of Iraq -- as another benevolent action.

      but sure, there are lots of times when we should celebrate friendship and family...let's just not make it into a fantastical fairy tale about a 'glorious' past.

      -doviende

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  10. You learn somthing everyday by nagora · · Score: 3, Interesting
    As a Brit I had always assumed that the "thanks" were being "given" to the Indians for showing them how to grow corn and bringing all that nice food so they didn't starve. Just shows.

    TWW

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    1. Re:You learn somthing everyday by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Given that much of the food had been brought to the Pilgrims, and what food the Piulgrims had had been grown only with Native American knowledge, you're essentially correct. I'd assumed that it had been a corruption of the English "Harvest Festival" and that the fetish with corn was related somehow to the ancient British tradition of making "corn dolls" out of the last corner of uncut crop.


      (I don't know how old the tradition was, but the idea was you chased the spirit of the crop into a corner of the field, by harvesting the rest, then trapped it in a figurine made from the stalks of what was left. The following year, you planted the figurine, so releasing the crop spirits back into the field.)


      Since Thanksgiving involves exactly the same basic elements, it seemed likely to me that the Pilgrims had borrowed from what they would already have known and merely shaped it to serve their purpose. I still believe there must have been some elements of that, but maybe nowhere near as much as I'd thought.

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  11. Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? by sunya · · Score: 2, Interesting
    And since we are playing selective quote, here's one further down from that same page :

    An extract from chapter 17 of the book Where White Men Fear to Tread, by Russell Means:
    "When we met with the Wampanoag people, they told us that in researching the history of Thanksgiving, they had confirmed the oral history passed down through their generations. Most Americans know that Massasoit, chief of the Wampanoag had welcomed the so-called Pilgrim Fathers - and the seldom mentioned Pilgrim Mothers - to the shores where his people had lived for millennia. The Wampanoag taught the European colonists how to live in our hemisphere by showing them what wild foods they could gather, how, where, and what crops to plant, and how to harvest, dry, and preserve them.
    The Wampanoag now wanted to remind white America of what had happened after Massasoit's death. He was succeeded by his son, Metacomet, whom the colonist called "King" Philip. In 1617-1676, to show "gratitude" for what Massasoit's people had done for their fathers and grandfathers, the Pilgrims manufactured an incident as a pretext to justify disarming the Wampanoags. The whites went after the Wampanoag with guns, swords, cannons, and torches. Most, including Metacomet, were butchered. His wife and son were sold into slavery in the West Indies. His body was hideously drawn and quartered. For twenty-five years afterward Matacomet's skull was displayed on a pike above the whites' village. The real legacy of the Pilgrim Fathers is treachery.
    Americans today believe that Thanksgiving celebrates a bountiful harvest, but that is not so. By 1970, the Wampanoag had turned up a copy of a Thanksgiving proclamation made by the governor to the colony. The text revealed the ugly truth: After a colonial militia had returned from murdering the men, women, and children of an Indian village, the governor proclaimed a holiday and feast to give thanks for the massacre. He also encouraged other colonies to do likewise - in other words, every autumn after the crops are in, go kill Indians and celebrate your murders with a feast.


    In November 1970, their decendants returned to Plymouth to publisize the true story of Thanksgiving and, along with about two hundred other Indians from around the country, to observe a national day of Indian mourning."


    Or you can read the entire page here.

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  12. Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? by Dr.+Dew · · Score: 2, Informative
    In my opinion, the best explanation of what Thanksgiving is comes from U.S. President Abraham Lincoln's proclamation, copied from today's Salt Lake Tribune, of all places:
    The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God.

    In the midst of a civil war of unequalled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign States to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere except in the theatre of military conflict; while that theatre has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union.

    Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle, or the ship; the axe had enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years, with large increase of freedom.

    No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy.

    It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and voice by the whole American people. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to his tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity and Union.

    In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand, and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed.

    Done at the city of Washington, this third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the independence of the United States the eighty-eighth.

    - A. Lincoln
  13. see what I mean by Bloggins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ha, if the pilgrims had not been locked into a proprietary file format, we would know what really happened...

  14. Tryptophan by uberchicken · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From what I remember on my research into serotonin..

    Tryptophan is an amino acid that is used by the brain to manufacture serotonin. It's present in all protein, and usually you have plenty of it in your bloodstream. However, it can only get into the brain piggybacked on another molecule, and it has to compete with other amino acids for this ride. One way to soak up the other amino acids is to produce insulin with a carbohydrate-only meal. The insulin removes enough of those amino acids to allow more tryptophan into the brain, thereby providing more raw material for serotonin production.

    I'm sticking with the Prozac though.

  15. Why did they starve, why did they have plenty? by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 4, Informative

    One of the other posters here is correct, the Virginia colony very likely had a harvest festival before the Plymouth colony did, if for no other reason than they started a dozen years earlier with exactly the same communal-property=starvation results.

    However, if we are going to discuss the "why"s and "wherefore"s, it would be educational to remember that William Branford, the first governor of the Plymouth colony, wrote it all up.

    Here are some articles with links to the original:

    From http://www.mises.org/story/336

    In his 'History of Plymouth Plantation,' the governor of the colony, William Bradford, reported that the colonists went hungry for years, because they refused to work in the fields. They preferred instead to steal food. He says the colony was riddled with "corruption," and with "confusion and discontent." The crops were small because "much was stolen both by night and day, before it became scarce eatable."

    And from https://www.mises.org/story/1678

    The Pilgrims' unhappiness was caused by their system of common property (not adopted, as often asserted, from their religious convictions, but required against their will by the colony's sponsors). The fruits of each person's efforts went to the community, and each received a share from the common wealth. This caused severe strains among the members, as Colony Governor William Bradford recorded:

    " . . . the young men . . . did repine that they should spend their time and strength to work for other men's wives and children without any recompense. The strong . . . had not more in division . . . than he that was weak and not able to do a quarter the other could; this was thought injustice. The aged and graver men to be ranked and equalized in labors and victuals, clothes, etc . . . thought it some indignity and disrespect unto them. And the men's wives to be commanded to do service for other men, as dressing their meat, washing their clothes, etc., they deemed it a kind of slavery, neither could many husbands well brook it."

    Or if you really just want the undigested original:

    http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/1650bradford.ht ml

    "The experience that was had in this common course and condition, tried sundry years and that amongst godly and sober men, may well evince the vanity of that conceit of Plato's and other ancients applauded by some of later times; and that the taking away of property and bringing in community into a commonwealth would make them happy and flourishing; as if they were wiser than God. For this community (so far as it was) was found to breed much confusion and discontent and retard much employment that would have been to their benefit and comfort."

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  16. Bzzzzttt.... by jpellino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The "post-prandial dip" occurs in people who are bedridden and IV-fed, and is actually accompanied by a decrease in body temp - which means it's not due to a rise in body temp or a result of eating.

    There is on top of that a sleepiness after meals that comes from a dip in blood sugar once insulin kicks in following the ingeston of sugars. The feedback loop of blood sugar and insulin is usually a bit laggy.

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  17. Re:Think of the animals by DeBeuk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not a troll, just a vegetarian.

    Same thing, really.

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  18. Re:What the hell IS thanksgiving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which is really sad. Doesn't the other 94% have anything to be thankful for, or is it that they're just so bitter about life that they can't see the blessings that they have?

    We're thankful every day we're not living in America with arrogant pricks like you.