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When The Other Woman Is An Xbox
MTV's Game News service has a report on a an anti-gaming college club started by a group of disgruntled gamer SOs. From the article: "Jaci and Jake, who both attend Kansas State University, are a modern couple dealing with a modern issue. One of them is a gamer; the other is not. Theirs is not an unusual plight. For decades gamers and non-gamers in love have struggled to find harmony. At Kansas State the frustration is rampant. Like most college campuses, it is a place where the release of Halo 2 last year was the best of times and the worst of times. And while there is such a thing as couples in which both people are into games -- and while there are sometimes boyfriends who are the non-gamers -- the most frequent complaint involves game-crazy guys leaving their girlfriends out in the Xbox-free cold."
Meeting a gamer wasn't something I was specifically looking for but it's worked out great.
"Armed forces abroad are of little value unless there is prudent counsel at home" - Cicero
If it's not, the non-gaming SOs should just take it as a hint that they need to move on. It's not their responsibility to force their gaming SOs to pay attention to them. The potential problem I see is that it would taint their ability to tolerate a SO that has any hobby they dislike as the result of one person that didn't have self control.
What are these girls? Are they multi-platform yet?
It never ceases to amaze me how many people pick a partner seemingly at random and are then surprised when they're not all that compatible. Or is it just that the only selection criterion is "Must answer 'Yes' to 'Will you go on a date with me?'"?
a modern couple dealing with a modern issue. One of them is a gamer; the other is not.
Well this is one short-sighted article. Throughout time, there has always been a common issue at the heart of MANY failed relationships - the idea that one of them isn't getting enough attention from the other. As time goes by, ex-significant-others keep finding new things to blame the failure of their relationships on. (Because of course it can't be THEIR fault!) Halo 2 is just the latest scapegoat.
But let's be honest here - if she (or he) truly is more interesting than Halo 2, then Halo 2 will lose. Look, if they are more interested in playing games than spending time with you, take the hint and move on! And gamers, if your S.O. is constantly whining about your game time, then perhaps you should just dump 'em and find a partner more appropriate for your game-intensive lifestyle. After all, isn't that what dating is all about?!?
Must... think up... something... clever!
It's my sex box...
And her name is Sony
If your girlfriend is not more intresting to you then your game console, then chances are good that she is not "The One" anyway.
The best test of this is to try to interrupt the gamer by offering Sex. In most cases, offering to play with his joystick should get him to put down the other joystick. If they turn you down, then one of two things are happening.
1) Your hideous, deal with it.
2) They are screwed in the head.
Men have ditched or ignored their women for many reasons. I am sure that there are intstances of guys watching the latest hockey / football / basketball game and ignoring their women for the duration. The only difference with gaming is that gaming can be done at any time.
END COMMUNICATION
You do not have to spend every waking moment with the person you are dating. If they like to play Halo and you don't, go do something else.
"...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
"Jaci and Jake, who both attend Kansas State University, are a modern couple dealing with a modern issue. One of them is a gamer; the other is not."
"Jaci" and "Jake," hm? Guess which is the gamer!
"Theirs is not an unusual plight."
Around here it is. Actual dating?
"For decades gamers and non-gamers in love have struggled to find harmony."
Which decades, exactly? I'm pretty sure "gamer" = "single."
"At Kansas State the frustration is rampant."
What, the gamer guys have started to give themselves tennis elbow?
"Like most college campuses, it is a place where the release of Halo 2 last year was the best of times and the worst of times."
"The best of times?" Last I heard, it was a collective "What, that's it?"
"And while there is such a thing as couples in which both people are into games"
Yes, but are they both into video games?
"-- and while there are sometimes boyfriends who are the non-gamers --"
Where, San Francisco?
"the most frequent complaint involves game-crazy guys leaving their girlfriends out in the Xbox-free cold."
This confuses me. In order to leave one's girlfriend out in the cold, one must have a girlfriend to begin with.
a an anti-gaming college club
Ultimately it sounds like these gamers are going to fail to pass along their genes, thus solving the problem.
If my gf ever interupts me during a game, say by phone call for example, it goes like this:
*pick up*
Me: "HELLO?!"
Gf: "Hey what are ya-"
ME: "BUSY! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!"
Gf: "Uhh I dunno I just wa-"
ME: "CANT TALK! BYE!"
*click*
I've never had to deal with her complaining about my game playin. She understands that when I say I'm busy then I'm busy and should not and cannot be bothered. Thats what the rest of these pie-making laundry-cleaning women should realize.
"you sonofabitch i didn't know!"
"At *Kansas* State the frustration is rampant"
Blame it on intelligent game design.
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Well, there are a lot of points here-
Women view men for thier potential, and would like to change them. This is actually fairly well known. When a couple meets, men want women to stay the same way forever. (Young, beautiful, spirited, funny, etc.) Women are looking for the man to be responsible, caring, considerate, etc. etc. When you see some girl with a disgusting guy who burps, farts, talks shit, and acts like an imbecile, she doesn't see a future with THAT guy. She sees a future with the guy that she can mold him into.
Also, women are not 'bat-shit insane.' They just see the world completely differently. They value completely different things than men. (This is all generalities of course) They value the emotional far less than the physical. And by emotional, I don't mean that they just want you to sit there and suffer while they talk about their feelings. (Which of course is a start...) They want you to UNDERSTAND what they are talking about. Which of course, you never will.
Even when I think I am beginning to understand my wife, I realize that I only have about 5% of the same emotional awareness she has. But then again, I can kick her ass at any video game. Of course she won't play them...but if she did...I would kick her ass.
Lastly, when you want your wife/girlfriend to think that you understand what is going on...follow Chris Rock's advice: everyone once in a while, throw in, "I KNEW you couldn't trust that bitch/ho/girl (depending on your social status)" Because there is a damn good chance they are complaining about some other woman somewhere.
Really...next time she goes on a tirade, try it. Just throw that in. "I never trusted her. What is her problem?" Man...you'll score some huge points, even if you have no idea who the hell she was talking about.
But I have to give my wife credit. Every month or so she'll spend about 20 minutes playing a game...which isn't too bad. And she has to listen to me talk about them, and is able to repeat back what I've said. Maybe she has her stock answers too, I don't know. But she does know the names of the games I play...and the types of games I play. (FPS, Driving, Sports) and she even knows what I DON'T play (WoW, RPGs, etc.) So yes, I'm impressed.
Last thing...
Don't forget your anniversary, her birthday, or any other times that SHE looks bad if you forget. Because remember guys...you might look like an ass for forgetting your anniversary...but to other women, she looks even worse. Because what you do, reflects on her.
No reason to lie.
For a semi-specific reply to the parent, couple of points:
- explaining emotional state to SO: Thumbs up for that one. NEEDS to happen. See below.
- understanding that SO will continue with hobby after relationship start: Another thumbs up. Some people are just dumb. What, do women think that a guy's life is Games XOR Relationship? As if many of them would ever agree that their lives should be Shopping XOR Relationship. But, granted, the article includes comments from girlfriends that are bad and not as bad: 'Grow up and give them up' (basically the Games XOR Relationship idea) and 'Spend some of your gaming time with me instead' respectively.
Personal example: I remember when my boyfriend first got Earth & Beyond. It was soon after our relationship began, and I wasn't a fan of it. Granted, there are some new-relationship-sillies involved in that("LET'S BE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME, HOORAAAAY!"). But I got over it, and when he got bored of the game, I got him back, as it were.
Then came City of Heroes. I didn't like it for the first few days of watching my bf play it. From what I saw of the gameplay, it sucked. But, I later realized, I was only seeing the first few levels, so the combat seemed slow because of lame recharge times on your character's powers...so it looked like he was choosing a CRAPPY and SLOW game over me. So I got upset. Long story short, now I'm into it. Recently we moved our computers in the same room shortly before we got our City of Villains Beta invites. Heh, communicating verbally when you team together in the same room is WAY easier than typing.
Anyways, I got over my aversion to City of Heroes because we had a talk about how the amount of time he spent playing upset me. In that, we figured some stuff out. Part of which is that I made a big assumption that was wrong: he was choosing the game over me (not to say that there aren't any guys out there who DO actively choose games over their girlfriends all the time...but I can't speak to that, luckily). The reality, he said, was that he was choosing the game over doing nothing. I was afraid to speak up and ask to do things with him because I assumed that all he wanted to do was play games all the time. Turns out that isn't the case; it was just a vicious cycle of: him playing --> me assuming he doesn't ever wanna hang out with me because he's playing --> me not saying we should do something because he obviously already has something to do --> him assuming I don't wanna do anything because I never said anything --> so he played the game. Luckily it wasn't long before that stupidness was all straightened out.
In short: something I have learned in our relationship is to just SAY SOMETHING. Don't mindfuck him with weird ultimatums, don't try and show how you're upset by saying you're "Fine, I'm JUST. FINE." (and ladies: Ever seen another girl try and do that? Personally, I've never seen it work), don't be evil. We're currently watching a friend have trouble with her relationship because she has a tendency to just silently stew about an issue instead of talking about it. Sometimes with little mindgames to try and 'prove her point' (that he misses / doesn't take the 'bait' for). And her boyfriend thinks that things are great because he's not much of a talker himself. I stopped stewing when this City of Heroes problem happened, and any problems that come up have always been solved more easily since through good ol' fashioned straight-up communication.