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Canadian Ex-Minister Calls For Serious ET Study

Nom du Keyboard writes "A former Canadian Minister of Defense and Deputy Prime Minister wants Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics - relations with Extraterrestrials - to avoid the possibility of intergalactic war. Unfortunately he also proposes starting a 'Decade of Contact', which seems to mean spending a whole lot of public money on UFO education. Is he on the right track here, that we can't afford to ignore the rest of the Universe any longer?" From the article: "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning ... The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

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  1. "Intergalactic war", huh? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Wow... a new low. The aliens must be laughing themselves sick at our hubris. The possibility that our weapons might prove a threat to a culture capable of mere interstellar travel (let alone "intergalactic") is about the same as an ant colony against the U.S. Army.

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    1. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Have you not read the Arthur C. Clarke short story "rescue party"? It was his first story he sold, if I'm not mistaken. He had an amusing line once about (paraphrase), "People who say this is their favorite story of mine get a cooler and cooler reception as the years go on." :D

      All sci-fi geeks should read it. Considering it's around 60 years old, you have to forgive a bit of old technology, but the story holds up really well.

      It's a very interesting "what if" story about first contact.

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    2. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by utnow · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you've never read "Ender's Shadow" then I highly suggest it. The biggest problem in defending yourself against an enemy in space is that it can come from virtually any direction (on earth you have to defend yourself on a 2d surface... slighly more complicated with aircraft are involved but still essentially a 2d plane of attack). In space the planet is mearly a dot and an attack can from any angle.

      So if you intend to protect the planet, you have to protect the entire sphere. If you want to take the attack 'away from home' as would be advisable if using a huge nuke as you suggest, then you have to move the defence sphere outward. As you move it out, you increase the surface that you must protect exponentially. It's virtually impossible (virtually... don't hop down my back about a general statement) to defend yourself against a space offensive due to this feature of battle in space. The only way to win is to be on the attack.

    3. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by HanzoSpam · · Score: 5, Funny

      The aliens must be laughing themselves sick at our hubris.

      If they laugh themselves sick, are they eligable for treatment in the Canadian free health-care system?

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    4. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by bensafrickingenius · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget fusion weapons...

      Yeah, you're all forgetting all we'll need is a copy of Sasser on a diskette! Wait -- they're an advanced civilization, after all... better make that a flash drive.

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    5. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by zephc · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they come, we'll just round up the aliens and throw 'em into a volcano. Yeah, that sounds plausible!

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    6. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Trip I don't think I can agree with you enough .

      I served in the US military on a weapons test platform built on a
      old DLG destroyer renamed a CG cruiser class, think vietnam era .

      The ship was nearly 25 yrs old and in bad shape .

      Needless to say we are not anywhere near a 100% target rate .

      Taking it a step further, if we have had more than one shuttle blow
      up just trying to fly we are in VERY sad shape if a alien race
      did decide to take us out .

      I think what you see in "War of the Worlds" would be a friggin joke compared to
      pinpoint strikes from space by a Instellar Battleship with multiple fusion reactors .

      Cloaking technology maybe ??? I think if they didn't want us to see them they
      could do that as well, even our gimp tech has stealth .

      We have a weak version of the cloak due to a US general wanting the predator tech .

      I think the might just bombard the earth with short lived radiation that affects certain
      DNA strands and leave the planet completely unscathed but devoid of humans .

      What they "could" do is so far and beyond what we can imagine, we would be stunned .

      Hell one guy in scooter could fly by and release a bio weapon and we wouldn't even know,
      imagine what their molecular biologists could design .

      Poof bye humans !

      We better hope that so called aliens that can wormhole across the universe are friendly or else
      we are so very very screwed .

      Ex-MislTech

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    7. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by dwandy · · Score: 3, Funny

      When we get attacked by the Nascarians, just stay to their right ... you'll have lots of warning as they make three left turns to get back to you.

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    8. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And just because they have the technology to travel to Earth from some distant universe doesn't necessarilly mean they have any decent weapons or protections against types of weapons they've never seen before or developed.

      If you are able to place yourself in space, at any relative velocity, at any location relative to another object (which is basically the definition of successful space travel, no matter what the means), then you should probably also be able to place an object, for instance a nice, dense lump of lead with a steel jacket, at any relative position and velocity to another object, in this case, let's say, Earth. Launch position may be arbitrarily distant, if you accept additional time-to-target.

      So. Object (eventually, if you like) weighing, say, 1 kiloton (to give you some perspective, the USS Ronald Reagan, an aircraft carrier, is about 77 kilotons), comes into Earth's atmosphere at a relative velocity of, oh, say 1,000,000 K/sec, coming straight down (to minimize friction and time-in atmosphere.) Object impacts military target, for instance, the Pentagon. Washington, and large amount of the surrounding area, is now missing in action, and we have a large crater (probably a new opening on the sea, actually, thought I've not done the math) we should probably get around to dealing with. The radiation and blast effects may require a slight delay, perhaps, oh, I don't know, a few centuries.

      Total cost to those accidental discovers of space travel? Some lead or other dense material, a steel or other relatively tough jacket, and whatever space drive resources it takes to get to where launching it delivers enough energy to target. But remember — if they can get here and arrange a relative stop, then they can just as easily get anywhere else in the solar system at any other relative velocity. If they decide we're toast... we're toast, and there isn't squat we can do about it.

      Basically, the fact is if you assume interstellar space travel with any vehicle larger than a telephone booth, then you have to assume military superiority as well, and to a degree that is difficult to comprehend and requires no additional technology beyond moving inert materials around.

      Sorry to burst your bubble. ;-)

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    9. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh hell, you don't need to image any of that weaponry. All they'd have to do is fling rocks at us from orbit and pretty much wipe us out. You know what kind of bang rocks make when they hit at 28,000 miles an hour?

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    10. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by Lifewish · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But, even in trench warfare, there were multiple rows of trenches, right?

      Yes. But only a few miles thickness of trench was manned, iirc. See my earlier comment about this. There's no point manning a trench 200 miles away from the actual warzone.

      There were also troops and hospitals and such behind the trenches.

      Yes. But their prevalence was a function of the area of the trenches, not of the area the trenches were protecting. And, as I already mentioned, the area of the trenches was approximately a linear function of the length of the defended area's perimeter. There were occupation forces inside cities in there. Couldn't one view planets as being equivalent to such cities, only stragegically far more important because of the difficulty of the intelligence task of analyzing a planet's stragetic stance?

      There's no good short-term military reason to hold cities. The main short-term reasons for attempting to hold them are a) it makes for bad PR to lose them and b) it's a bitch to win them back (city warfare 0wns). Neither of these reasons apply to dead planets (no-one cares even if you do nuke the bastards). Planets with a large population will be able to support their own defence force. The only slight complication is lines of supply, but planets would tend to be far more self-sustaining than cities. Obviously in the long term cities are essential sources of high-tech products, but shipping raw materials to, and finished goods from, another planet is not terribly plausible (and unnecessary if the planet is dead) so this reason evaporates.

      Planets are not the cities of space, they're the lush valleys. Wonderful places to live, but relatively indefensible and not worth fighting over if they're not occupied.

      At that point, you'd have to argue that your occupation expands as a band across your holdings, or am I still missing something here?

      On the whole, the concept of "holdings" in space isn't very useful. Yes, you could build bases on asteroids and the like but, if you made it too difficult for enemies to drive you off, they could just nuke the hell out of you with no real repercussions.

      Given the cost and time lag of transporting stuff in space (assuming no warp drives, which would open up an entirely different tactical bag of weasels), the areas you'd be defending would be a limited number of high-density, almost entirely self-sufficient population centres which would be extremely remote from each other. Rather than defending these as a group (i.e. trying to protect the entire solar system) it makes much more sense to defend them individually, in which case the problem reduces to the 2D defence previously discussed.

      The only exception I can think of to this approach is stuff like asteroid belt mining and so on. With these, you'd effectively just have to accept that your operation was indefensible and attempt to move with extreme stealth, relying on the massive volume of the belts to protect you.

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    11. Re:"Intergalactic war", huh? by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're assuming that maneuver technology will outstrip detection technology. Once you start talking about detection vs. interception, things can get easier or harder depending on the manuever and detection technologies in play. But assuming near-future technology, though you're playing with three-dimensional volumes, it is very, very hard to be undetected in space. Unlike the vagrancies of dealing with the atmosphere, you will stand out against a hard vacuum, something that's about as "black body" as you're going to get. You will reflect microwaves, you will give off heat, the only question is whether or not somebody is looking for you.

      Once you're spotted, it's nothing but your delta-v against his, a classic battle of maneuver that even ancient, primitive humans like Sun-Tzu could tell you about.

      Basically, the scenario you're talking about is similar to what happened in the US Civil War; with railroads, etc. allowing for rapid movement of forces, as fast or even faster than your scouts could report back enemy movements, battles tended to happen around fixed locations where the attacker wanted to go (otherwise something would have happened to the Army of Northern Virginia somewhere between Sharpsburg and Gettysburg). However, since then we've improved upon the hot air balloons used in the Civil War with radios, airplanes, and even satellites, all mitigating the advantages of hiding your movements behind terrain. Pearl Harbor happened only because nobody could see over the horizon at the time.

      There is no terrain in space. You might gain some sort of surprise coming in with the sun at your back, but first you have to get to the sun undetected.

  2. Hmm... by MikeSty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like Canada's finally doing something about illegal aliens.

  3. meh by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any ET that Bush can shoot down isn't worth knowing anyway.

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  4. Don't worry, SG-1 will save us by MythosTraecer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, the US government has been in a secret war with the G'ould for around 8 years now, but the SG-1 team is always around to keep the government honest. Well, at least until General O'Neill and Samantha Carter moved on to other jobs...

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  5. press release by BushCheney08 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Note that the source is PRWeb. This isn't news, it's a press release for those organizations listed at the bottom.

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  6. Yes, we canadians have a sence of humor... by fa1uzure · · Score: 4, Funny

    Im assuming this is a joke...

  7. Men in black by LeninZhiv · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

    Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the
    consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just
    think I had to say something."


    Let me get this straight:

    Among the things this guy is persuaded of then is that aliens walk
    among us already, that the US government knows about it and has
    apparently enough alien technology in its possession to be able to
    wage war between galaxies (a pretty amazing feat for one little
    planet, wouldn't you say? Even with a base on our moon!), while still
    being able to keep the general population persuaded that we have not
    made contact.

    Wasn't Will Smith in that movie? And here I was under the impression that
    the US was no longer even capable of manned spaceflight (other than
    hitch-hiking with the Russians).

    All chuckling aside, even though according to his Wikipedia
    biography the man has a long history of UFO advocacy, he's also 82
    years old and I am inclined to think that despite a distinguished
    career the question of senility has to be raised. Still, anyone
    should count themselves lucky to be giving public speaches at 82 in
    the first place.

    1. Re:Men in black by BushCheney08 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...(a pretty amazing feat for one little planet, wouldn't you say? Even with a base on our moon!)...

      That's not a moon... : p

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    2. Re:Men in black by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      UFO means Unidentified Flying Object. We as geeks respect original definitions. Unidentified extraterrestrial spacecraft in flight are a subcategory of UFOs, if they exist.
      The existense of UFOs is not doubted, but claiming a UFO is extraterrestrial is unfounded.

      While at it, there's no reason to claim extraterrestrial life is intelligent either when we're yet to communicate with any.
      We have no reason to say that something intelligent necessarily is alive either. Our own development of AI should at the very least indicate this.
      We have no reason to beleive a hypothetic extraterrestrial intelligence has biological needs we can relate to, so we can't assume they would act like we do. For example, we have no reason to assume that if they had any interest in this planet we would be the center of their attention.

      Being a skeptic is all fine and dandy, but jumping to unfounded conclusions isn't, even when the jump is miniscule. There are lots of things we simply don't know yet, and we should absolutely not prentend we do.

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  8. Our Lax Pot Laws at Work by Quirk · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sounds like this guy retired from public life and took to the wicked weed we grow. Then too it's the tail end of mushroom season and maybe he stumbled upon one of the better patches of psilocybe magic mushrooms.

    I like to think our superior recreational drugs (with the sadly missed exception of peyote) and excellent beer are the drawing cards for aliens throughout the 'verse.

    It's good to know one of our retired politicians is projecting our world renowed good Canadian manners outward toward our interglactic neighbours.

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  9. That Movie by kai.chan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you not watch that movie?? The aliens would die from all the germs and bacteria that humans are immune to! Simply coughing and sneezing at them will be our ultimate weapon. There is absolutely nothing to worry about!

  10. Re:So, they figured it out by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful


    So just because they might have "figured out simple fission/fusion weapons" doesn't mean they can deal with a few gazillion joules of energy suddenly appearing 50 meters off the port quarter of their space ship.

    "Suddenly appearing", huh? Exactly when did we develop teleportation technology? Oh, that's right...we haven't.

    Any culture capable of interstellar travel should be more than capable of detecting and either sidestepping or shooting down whatever we lob at them with our pathetic chemical rockets.

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  11. NOT a case of dementia. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    Check out TFA and read one of the three "non-government organizations":

    http://www.disclosureproject.org/

    They're conspiracy theorists, and apparently they have followers around the world.

    Let's remember that another UFO-believing group, the Church of Scientology, got famous followers like John Travolta, Tom Cruise, etc.

    Cults happen.

  12. Never... by Bun · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...have I been embarassed to be Canadian...until now.

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  13. Speculation on ET is absurd. by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can't plan for something you know nothing about. Anyone speculating about whether ET will be war-like, peaceful, care about us, or not care about us is engaging in the art of "making shit up". Our basis for understanding intelligence is almost entirely based on ourselves and how we think, act, behave, and look at the world. Much of this is based on our underlying brain structure and not on culture. We all have emotions and much of our being is based on that.

    But yet when we even look at a Jellyfish it's extremely different from us (and even so, very similar in terms of underlying biology). Will ET have better technology (tools) than us? Well, based on our own experience with technology you'd think that anyone capable of solving the problem of inter-stellar travel certainly would have a far better understanding of physics than us. But I fear when I even say that I'm also probbably practicing the art of "making shit up".

    The point is that planning for any of this is just absurd, and that's ignoring the fact that we have no idea if there even IS intelligent life elsewhere, much less life that's interested in coming here. I don't believe this kind of question is one of science, but of philosophy. That doesn't mean it's not an interesting or important question, but just one we can't find an actual answer to. Devoting money to it makes about as much sense as to devoting money to trying to find god.

    I think a more sane approach would be trying to find out if there IS intelligence life elsewhere. That means putting more money into SETI searches for instance. I personally doubt whether UFOs (the alien spacecraft type) exist, but you'll never find them if you don't look. Because of this I think it's important for such a survey to have a dual purpose. Put money into mapping asteroids (and as a side effect maybe you can look for UFOs, or maybe other purely astronomical phenomenon).

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  14. Obligatory Calvin and Hobbes Quote by Databass · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
    The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

  15. The black government and real aliens by iendedi · · Score: 3, Funny
    Wow... a new low. The aliens must be laughing themselves sick at our hubris. The possibility that our weapons might prove a threat to a culture capable of mere interstellar travel (let alone "intergalactic") is about the same as an ant colony against the U.S. Army.
    Well, maybe, except you should consider that the U.S. black government has significantly more science and technology than exists in the public eye. This is not tin-foil-hat material, it is real and significant. Complete unified field theories, gravo-magnetic energy, weaponry and propulsion and on and on... Don't believe me? You have that option, of course.

    As for aliens? Do some research on the net. It will become very clear that what we are likely dealing with is a previously emmigrated human species, having left about 10,000 years ago after creating a nuclear winter right here. They come back, and for them it's like planet of the apes - the primitive tribes (sub-humans) of their time have risen up, built an oil-based economy and are in the process of riding the same rail-road of destruction that they did. Sound spectacularly crazy? Heh... Reality has a funny way of doing that sometimes...

    Here is a decent place to start to get a taste. From this neutral site, you can google around and go deep into tin-foil-hat territory, or alternatively, you can investigate the real evidence in a scientific manner. There is a lot of both on the net.

    I am actually pretty surprised that here on Slashdot, this article recieves such a mocking response. Skeptisism is good, but laughing is simply playing into the black propaganda to keep you from looking there. Looking there is good and healthy, it just may change the way you see things.
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    1. Re:The black government and real aliens by cobras2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I am actually pretty surprised that here on Slashdot, this article recieves such a mocking response."

      Uh.. yeah.. well, just because I read on average something like 5 books a month, and just because they're mostly science fiction, doesn't mean I actually think there's any other intelligent life out there - except for the slight possibility of other human life out there.

      I am not an evolutionist. I believe the earth is only about 6,000 years old. Now, it's possible that people made space ships and travelled to other planets or maybe even galaxies in that time, but, well, the lack of archeological evidence is interesting. Not enough, I think, to entirely disprove any ideas of past space flight ability.. but certainly enough to throw shadows of doubt.

      Secondly, like has already been mentioned, I don't see any reason for any kind of society that can attain interstellar space flight to be afrai of us - whether you're talking black projects or not is irrelevant. The only reason they might have to be afraid of us is if they came down on the ground; space flight capabilities wouldn't mean ground combat capabilities, necessarily.

      But, furthermore, I don't understand how the Canadian government (and btw, I am Canadian and also singularly unimpressed by a lot of the government we've had for the last.. oh.. 100 years or so) or, actualy, I suppose, one particular member of it, thinks that preparing to defend ourselves if necessary is likely to provoke a war.

      Umm, does the fact that there are guys patrolling in armed boats around the oceans surrounding the US make France more likely to get into a war with the US? No. Why not? well because, France knows those boats are there primarily for defense, not offense.

      Anyone intelligent enough to have developed space flight is bound to be intelligent enough to know that weapons aren't necessarily there because the owners *want* to use them. Don't go trying to feed me any balogny about super intelligent and highly advanced races being completely peaceful; that's laughably unlikely (and besides, there being any aliens is pretty unlikely already).

      Finally, even if they did decide to just bomb us instead of saying "hi, what are the guns for?" first, that would probably mean that they wouldn't have been particularly averse to the idea of bombing us even if we hadn't had the guns. And who knows, maybe the guns actually would come in handy.

      Anyway, my major point is, try to keep the line between purely wild conjecture, possibilities, and probablities, a little more visibly drawn.

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    2. Re:The black government and real aliens by DrEasy · · Score: 3, Funny
      I am not an evolutionist. I believe the earth is only about 6,000 years old.
      It's really not my habit to disagree abrasively with anyone BUT: you are a smart person (I could tell by checking out your web site), as a Slashdot reader you are a geek and therefore probably have strong logical reasoning skills (and you program in Perl for cryin' out loud!), not to mention a good understanding of scientific facts. HOW could YOU of all people ever believe in such fairytales?

      There's nothing wrong with having religious beliefs, but it is important, in this day and age, to draw the line between mythology (which can be beautiful and moving, and has its place in every religion, but it is just that) and reality.

      I sincerely hope I didn't hurt your feelings, but Slashdot is the one place I hoped not to have to read things like this.

      Guess I'm gonna get my first ever flamebait mod for this, but this is a cause worth some sacrifice...

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  16. Senility? by geneing · · Score: 4, Informative

    I checked wikipedia. The guy is 83 years oldhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Hellyer. Maybe he is just not all here anymore...

  17. Many of the top authors by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Have had their own pet scenarios that they repeatedly use in their stories. With Asimov, it was linked minds and robotics. For Arthur C Clarke, it has generally been a mix of Earth blowing up and the consequences of humans mixing with other civilizations.


    Actually, this last one is significant even if there are no aliens within contactable distance of Earth. There are extremely few positive cases of advanced human societies mixing with less advanced societies. The response has ranged from "cargo cults" to extermination campaigns to the utter collapse of native culture, followed by extreme chemical dependencies and other addictions. More than a few of the troubles in the Middle East, for example, have been due to extreme, prolonged culture shock. Many of the islands visited by Captain Cook, described as paradise at the time, are now little more than brothels with an ocean-front view for the rich.


    So, whilst I don't regard the call for an Interstellar protocol to be particularly useful in and of itself, IF we take this opportunity to look at how to communicate with others without causing damage, I would consider it a worthy investment of time and effort. If it leads to the undoing of the mindless destruction inflicted in the past, so this world can be the richer for the cultures that still exist, then it will have paid for itself many times over.


    If all it does is deter people from questioning how they treat others, then we'll keep paying an absurdly high price from something only a tiny handful will ever get anything from.

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