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Is SETI a Security Risk?
Dotnaught writes "Richard Carrigan, a particle physicist at the US Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Illinois, fears the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) may be putting the earth at risk. As reported in the Guardian, Carrigan frets that alien radio signals could pose a security risk. The report cites a 2003 paper entitled "Do potential Seti signals need to be decontaminated?" but Carrigan's website has more details. Basically, he's calling for isolation of SETI computers and additional security measures. He writes, "To paraphrase Cocconi and Morrison for the possibility of a malevolent SETI signal ...the probability of a contaminated SETI signal is difficult to estimate; but if we never consider it the chance of infection is not zero."" Frankly, I'm more worried about some phishing malcontent then I am about the Grays, but maybe that's just me.
They did it in Independance Day!
Did this guy just watch "Independence Day" or something?
I've seen this movie, but it's the other way around. We're the ones that upload the virus to the aliens, not them to us... don't be silly.
As official Earth contactee for the benevolent Betelgeuse civilization, I have been told to warn you that the evil Andromedans are using the SETI program to keep a fresh list of potential abductees for nefarious experiments.
They also recently developped antitinfoil penetration technology, so those of you who are using this means of protection are now vulnerable.
These beings will stop at nothing to get to the bottom of your colon!
Consider yourselves warned.
I'll read the content of the article after I construct a tin foil hat for my laptop.
Has anyone been 'round to the local galactic administrative office lately? Anyone?
Does this give new meaning to the phrase: HACK THE PLANET ???
That'll help prevent interstellar buffer overruns 'sploits!
Either that or we'll send them Theo de Raadt.
No, no, statistical evidence shows that they're most likely to be running Windows - not to mention the lower TCO reduces the running cost of your mothership compared to free alternatives.
Wait, we all know from Independence Day that the aliens use Mac OS.
Dear Richard Carrigan,
You keep doing particle Physics, and we'll keep doing Computer Science.
Love,
The Computer Scientists
Is that because his PC couldn't deal with numbers that small?
No France
Yes, he's clearly a nutjob. If SETI signals contain anything it'll be adverts for penis enlargement.
Maybe that's why Threshold has been cancelled, so as not to alarm the public. Maybe its already happened...
Some of what I say is fact, some is conjecture, the rest I'm just blowing out my ass...you guess.
What we should be worried about is the interstellar equivalent of flashing road sign saying,
"Eat at Earth".
And even if they do not want to eat us, who says we won't want to eat them. If Broccoli based aliens land on Earth, I will become a mass serial killer running around with a jar of cheese whiz!
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
There really is no need for remote infiltration of the OS, since high school students have been doing it for years. Why would first (acknowledged) contact be to give a virus to Windows users? It is like pouring salt in the ocean.
You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.
Since mankind came about through "Intelligent Design", so will the aliens. And hence it's natural that their Intelligent Design also led them to having Windows (completely independently developed - but still the same thing - it's in our eternally unchangeable intelligently designed genes, remember?)
*smile*
Somehow I wouldn't be quite so surprised if it really turned out the guy would be a creationist...
Did anyone else immediately think of Snow Crash when they read this? I'm guessing Neal Stephenson did a lot of acid when he wrote that novel. I'm guessing that this guy did a lot more acid than Neal if he believes there is any truth to it.
The Right Reverend K. Reid Wightman,
I send you greetings from what you know as the smaller magelenic cloud. my name is ortion fleglar, and my father, the late ortion flekgar, left to me a sum of one hundred million kletlons before being pulled into a hyperspace anomoly. Before his untimely demise, he warned me never to trust my hive-mothers, gleblon flamkis and formta gleklar...
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
"It's like if the Romans built a huge wall and said "That will keep out anyone. It's not possible to breach it." Using our technology, which is 2000 years more advanced, (less, actually) we could fly an B2 bomber over the city and drop a couple 2000 pound bombs."
IIRC the Great Wall's effects expires with the discovery of metallurgy.
Frankly, anyone who is 2-3 years ahead of today could lay waste to our entire IT infrastructure anyway. Just look at what some malware can do that's a month or so ahead of current patchlevels.
:)
Any aliens that are 10, 100 or 1000 years ahead of us technologically... well, the 10-year-ahead aliens probably know how to wipe out every computer on earth within 2 minutes. The 100 and 1000 years-ahead aliens almost certainly aren't backwards compatible enough.
Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
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Actually, I think we're safe from that... http://www.terrybisson.com/meat.html =)
Lower TCO indeed because you get Microsoft's Genuine Intergalactic Technical Support hotline.
"Thank you for calling Microsoft's Genuine Intergalactic Technical Support. If you are experiencing a problem with a factory installed Windows Galaxy edition, please contact your manufacturer.
If you are calling about a non-critical issue, please emit one tachyon burst directed at Microsoft's Genuine Advantage Galactic Transmission satellite.
If you are calling about a security hole that was exploited by the Scourge causing the destruction of half your intergalactic fleet, please wait one (1) business day before targeting Microsoft's campus with your quantum torpedos.
If you are experiencing a total system failure preventing your navagation computer from function and are on a direct collision course with Earth, please wait on the line for a Microsoft Certified Windows Galaxy edition technician. Please note that we are experiencing a high call volume at this time, and you may be on hold for 12-24 hours.
Thank you for calling Microsoft's Genuine Intergalactic Technical Support. Microsoft, what planet do you want to go to today?"
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Then an armada of warships bearing atomizer rays and a bunch of very annnoyed aliens arrives...
If you're having a problem with your software, our G.I.T.S. are standing by to ask you dumb questions.
...when you're writing a game...tweak the difficulty of "Easy" to something [your mother] can cope with. -- onion2k
If I remember correctly, Jeff Goldblum's character in "Independence Day" was able to pwn the alien mothership by uploading a virus to it from his Macintosh PowerBook. Clearly, computer systems are interoperable galaxy-wide at a fundamental level. Perhaps Windows has even evolved independently on many different planets. In any case, we're clearly in deadly danger.
The big question, of course, is what the aliens will do once they've taken over our PCs. My guess is that they'll use them to send spam. The danger is that by the time our inboxes start filling with tentacle-enlargement spams and three-headed lizard porn, it will be too late for us to do anything.
I hope you're happy.