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Open Source Worse than Flying

george writes "In an article published on TheRegister, Otto Z. Stern makes the bold statement that "The only thing as goat-rendering awful as flying has to be the progression of open source code." Accusing Open Source of being buggy and its devolopers of preoccupation with mudane details."I'm sitting here...wondering when the Linux freaks are going to solve their Ubuntu versus Mandriva color scheme debate or maybe even write a printer driver so that something I buy actually works with my open sores PC.""

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  1. Buggy Browsers by zbuffered · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Open-source Mozilla Firefox 1.5 is out, and it's decidedly less buggy than IE.

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    1. Re:Buggy Browsers by ilyaaohell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I really don't understand this debate at all, or what comments like yours are meant to prove. Both pieces of software are designed by highly experienced software engineers. The only difference being that one group is employed by Microsoft, and the other likely do it in their spare time (they're usually still employed by some big-ass technology company).

      Why do people like you insist that there's some kind of a major difference in professionalism between rank-and-file Microsoft programmers who write their software and between those programmers who choose to work on open source projects? In the end, given enough time, both groups of programmers have equivalent education and experience and, given the right environment, will design similarly competent (or incompetent) code. Why is it some kind of a pro-open source argument to say that Firefox is on par with a program developed by an "evil corporation"?

      I do agree somewhat with the idea that, for the most part, open source software development leads to a different kind of program with a different set of goals and accomplishments. Some of these are better for the consumer, some are not. The open source communal development paradigm is not the epitome of software design. It has it's uses, but it is not without it's limitation... as the article clearly pointed out.

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    2. Re:Buggy Browsers by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why do people like you insist that there's some kind of a major difference in professionalism between rank-and-file Microsoft programmers who write their software and between those programmers who choose to work on open source projects? ... Why is it some kind of a pro-open source argument to say that Firefox is on par with a program developed by an "evil corporation"?

      Because a lot of pro-Open-Source people are uninformed and brainwashed by the drivel that gets posted here and elsewhere, and they think that any time you try to make some money by writing software you are somehow running a scam because you aren't donating everything you do to everybody else.

      Go ahead and mod me down as Flamebait, but honestly what other explanation is there?

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    3. Re:Buggy Browsers by zbuffered · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Internet Explorer has not been improved since the release of Windows XP (with the exception of lame popup blocking and minor security improvements as a part of XP SP2). FireFox undergoes active improvement and supports features (transparent PNGs) that IE does not. I did not make the larger OSS vs Closed Source argument, just that FF is much better today than IE is. And even more so with the release of 1.5.

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    4. Re:Buggy Browsers by gnuLNX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      uh...dude have you used both browsers in the last year?

      No seriously you are totally righ both browsers were developed by highly skilled engineers... No one is dsputing that. However one group of engineers (for whatever reason...boss said so perhaps) has not been competitive in the last 2.5 years...go download Firefox, you can see for your self.

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    5. Re:Buggy Browsers by MikeFM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My first explanation would probably sound rather rude and that wouldn't really prove anything other than getting into a name calling fight. So to a more useful argument..

      I am a big free software advocate. I am a professional programmer that invests much of my time and money sponsoring free software development. A single person could never create, or pay for, every single piece of software they might need to use in this day and age. By working with others we can share what software we can create, and pay for, so that we all benefit. THAT is the entire basis to the concept of free software. There is no rule that you can't also sell software. Obviously many free software supporters do sell the software to great profit.

      What you can't do is continue to sell crap. Crap can be defined as software that doesn't work, can't be made to work, and can't be returned. THAT is exactly what the commercial software industry is. You buy a program and half the time it doesn't work well enough to acomplish the things the box claimed it could do. So.. return it and try something else.. oops that's right. They won't take software returns. You can't see the source code so you can't fix it. You're just fucked.

      Please make free software and sell it. Make a profit. Hire more programmers. Sell more software. Make more profit. We, the free software community, want you to do this because it makes more software available to us. It makes better software available to us. We'll even help you add features and fix bugs at no cost to you. Maybe you won't be able to sell a poorly supported crappy product with no documentation for $300 but you will be able to sell a good product with good support and documentation for a reasonable price. Sounds like a lot more work for the buck until you consider that the customer will help improve, document, and support your product.

      I REALLY say this to hardware companies. Make your product with good, open source, drivers (or well documented specifications) and I'll buy your products. The drivers don't even need to be for my OS of choice (Linux). If they're open source I'll port them myself if needed. I'll pick your product over cheaper products if you do this because I won't need to worry about the product not having drivers or having drivers that suck or no longer work in the future. (I've had to many bits of perfectly good hardware stop working in Windows because the company didn't release drivers for the new version of Windows.) Money is not a problem. I spend a LOT of money on electronics and software. I just want to know your product will work when I need it to and to me that means having the information to write or fix drivers.

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    6. Re:Buggy Browsers by ilyaaohell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, it's a more modern browser. However, this had NOTHING to do with the fact that Firefox is an open source project. Look at Opera. It, too, is more "modern" than IE6, and that's as much a corporate-produced closed-source program as IE is.

      If you really want to start comparing closed and open source accomplishments and try to use web browsers as an example, don't you think that the better comparison would be between Opera and Firefox? I think so. In this case, is Firefox really more advanced? In my personal opinion, it is greately inferior (I use Firefox instead only because I got addicted to some of it's extensions).

      In other words... BE FAIR.

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    7. Re:Buggy Browsers by KtHM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you code better when it's something you're interested in, or when you're waiting for 5 o'clock? I think that's what it comes down to.

    8. Re:Buggy Browsers by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Open-source Mozilla Firefox 1.5 is out, and it's decidedly less buggy than IE.

      Funny. I just got through restarting Firefox 1.5 because, like every other version of Firefox for OS X, the keyboard shortcuts stop working.

      Strong words aside, the guy is right. Open Source authors tend to be rather bad about listening to their user base- the snotty answer is "if YOU want it to do X, then code it yourself", and many times reported bugs that are annoying current users are put off or ignored, often because the development version is almost ready to go stable, and fixing the bug would be "a pain".

      Then people wonder why reviews of open source distros get panned, why people try it and often run right back to Windows, etc. Open Source software, at least many of the Linux distros, present a rather half-assed front to the user. I've used Linux since about 1995, and I still can't stand all the -bullshit- that's necessary to get hardware working; I last used Linux as a workstation back in 2000, and a few months ago I found not much had changed.

      Want an example? I dropped an Ubuntu 5.10 CD into my athlon workstation which has a Geforce3 card in it, and a 17" Viewsonic monitor. When it finished installing, X came up, but at a resolution and frequency rate the monitor didn't support, so I could barely read the screen. I got that fixed, then discovered OpenGL wasn't hardware accelerated, so I installed the nvidia driver package.

      X windows promptly locked up on the next reboot, and did so until I removed all the nvidia-related packages. I downloaded drivers from Nvidia's site, and installed them by hand, and it finally worked.

      I then tried to figure out how to change my screen saver. It wasn't in the Gnome menus- I finally found it under a "debian" menu elsewhere. Apparently my system has at least two "system settings" menus. What the...

      There are some truly brilliant, talented people working on linux and open-source. Unfortuntely, they're bogged down in nearly useless work, or busy infighting. My favorite time-sinks are the incredibly obscure security holes that are so impractical nobody could ever exploit them...

      Ask yourself this: what does Linux do better today compared with in 2000, almost 6 years ago? I'm not talking about crap like antialiased text- I mean things that actually MATTER to users...

      Ask yourself this as well: when was the last time an open-source project you help out with surveyed its users to find out what was most important to THEM? And then based your efforts off that survey? The m0n0wall group just did that, and I was very pleased to see it happen.

    9. Re:Buggy Browsers by Exaton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My apologies, but it definitely seems to me that you are omitting some essential points in your comparison between Microsoft and (for instance) the Mozilla Foundation. How about :

      • Economic pressure to "get the thing out the door" ? Sure, Microsoft deadlines get as bad a treatment as those of Open Source projects, but the stress is surely much heavier on the individual programmers (keeping one's job, etc.).
      • Political guidelines / doctrines, by which Microsoft intentionally does not implement some feature sets, or keeps some mistakes up out of principle or backward compatibility considerations.

      Open Source programmers are as free as their code, Microsoft employees (be they eminent experts) are not. OK, so the top-level engineers are still defining the main specs, but the setting is not the same : the corporate environment probably does, in my opinion, cause more bugs to arise.

    10. Re:Buggy Browsers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "What is the reason for this? One reason is focused/centralized design, a concept that (from my understanding, at least) is in conflict with open source development. "

      How about the simplest reason: they have money. They have money to pay many programmers to work full time on the software. They have money to pay QC people to test the software. They have money to create focus groups to test the functionality of the software. They have money to pay managers, who hopefully know how to manage.

      Open source development simply means you make an open source product, there are a few commercial companies who do this with a real design team. However, many OSS projects lack the funding required for a proper team and as such make do with what they can. There are advantages as you mentioned to this, and quite a few people who follow this approach would probably not be doing so if it was a traditional system.

    11. Re:Buggy Browsers by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have been using free software for a long time also. Actually my business could not run without it. I challenge you to find another web app server that has even close to as good of a security system as zope does. I have looked very carefully and it is the finest grained I have ever run across. It is stable, fast, secure and easy for me to add new features to.

      There are many excellent pieces of free software that I use every day that don't even have closed source equivalents. Python is a very good free software project and I have not run into any other closed source equivelent that is even close to as productive for me. A big one would be kde. I don't know of anything even close to that for the kinds of things that I do. The KDE io slave system means that from any app I use I can open and save to almost any kind of resource possible. So I can use sftp to open a file remotely in my editor and then just save it all transparently. However that is not all that kde has to offer, kde has a great component system. I configure spell check ONCE for all my apps, I configure how my editor functions ONCE, I configure proxy settings ONCE etc etc. These items are reused all over the system and no other environment I have run into so far can do that.

      Koffice is also an excellent piece of software. For what I need an office suite for I don't care about word compatibility and I don't need a huge list of features. I just need to be able to make documents and turn them into pdf files and it does a very good job at that and with very low overhead.

      If you don't see any good free software out there then the problem is with your outlook now with the software. People that don't think something exists can't see it no matter how much evidence is given.

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    12. Re:Buggy Browsers by JamesWJohnson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe that the reason that OSS often plays catch up with proprietary software is that a lot of the OSS people still have the mindset of what RMS was setting out to do with the GNU project: create replacement software, not unique software (a lot of GNU software was better than the alternatives, but the point still stands). OpenOffice basically tries to replace MS Word but doesn't work hard enough to try to innovate in other areas, for example. What made Linux viable in the marketplace? Originally, the Apache project. The reason was that Apache actually created something with OSS that hadn't existed before, and all of a sudden there was a definite benefit to using the software other than cost or some intangible ideological benefit. Firefox is the same thing. The developers added functionality that IE didn't have, and now IE is trying to catch up to them. That's why it's becoming so popular. Bottom line is, when OSS stops trying to just replace the predominant corporate solution and create a better solution that just happens to be free is when we win.

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    13. Re:Buggy Browsers by Cryptnotic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I use Firefox instead only because I got addicted to some of it's extensions.

      The extensions are the whole point of using Firefox. Adblock and SessionSaver are great. Plus things like gTranslate and Moji and rikaixul are actually amazingly useful things for aspiring bilingual web browsing people.

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    14. Re:Buggy Browsers by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Insightful


      When it comes to open source altenatives of programs that actually, you know, have regular update cycles (Photoshop vs Gimp, OpenOffice vs MS Office, etc), the open source version is always trying to play catch-up and rarely actually matches the quality of the original before that original suddenly gets it's next big update and surges further ahead. What is the reason for this? One reason is focused/centralized design, a concept that (from my understanding, at least) is in conflict with open source development.


      Ok. How much better was Office 2000 compared to (the proprietary) StarOffice 5.2? How much better is Office 2003 compared to OpenOffice.org 2.0? What is the trend here?

      More importantly, how do lesser known productivity suites compare against these two offerings. My point is that you can't compare the market leader against something with a different development model and expect to get anywhere. Otherwise we end up with statements like:

      "When it comes to open source altenatives of programs that actually, you know, have regular update cycles (Apache vs. IIS, OpenSSH v. SSH, etc), the proprietary version is always trying to play catch-up and rarely actually matches the quality of the original before that original suddenly gets it's next big update and surges further ahead. What is the reason for this? One reason is decentralized design and customer-centric development, concepts that (from my understanding, at least) are in conflict with proprietary software development."

      The basic issue is simply that the market leader has an advantage in terms of pace of development/resources. While I think that Open SOurce is more efficent in this regard, so each user counts more than in the proprietary world, you can't readily compare Microsoft Office (which arguably has market/monopoly power in the industry) and OpenOffice which commands a very small market. The fact that OOo is not falling that much further behind is actually what is noteworthy here, and this spells trouble for Microsoft.

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    15. Re:Buggy Browsers by killjoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Well, in that case, comparing Firefox with IE6 is like comparing the intelligence of a 30 year old to that of a 13 year old. "I'm way smarter than you because I've had more time to acquire knowledge!""

      I don't get what you are saying here. Are you saying firefox is better because it's been around longer? IF so that's wrong. Firefox is mostly new code with very little left over form netscape.

      As for other software it seems to be mix and match. Gimp is much better then photoshop in terms of scriptability but it falls behind in other areas. This is because scriptability is very important to a gimp users.

      OO started way behind as anybody who ever used the original star office could attest but it's improving faster then ms office is. The question I have is this though. What does MS office do that open office doesn't? It seems to me the only thing it does is open MS office files better, that's it. I have been able to everything I have ever wanted with open office and more (save as PDF, save as flash, text art etc).

      On the backend it's MS who is playing catchup. WIth every release SQL server adds features that have been around in postgres for years, visual studio still hasn't caught up to eclipse, IIS is pales in comparison to apache or zope, asp.net has just caught up to where j2ee was year and a half ago (wow we have embraced XML descriptors!)

      So you see it's all about priorities. Open source software is more advanced then MS software in the aspects that are important to the open source developers. Once corporations start adopting open office on a larger scale they will pay for features they want by either sponsoring developers or paying bounties, same with all other software.

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    16. Re:Buggy Browsers by xtracto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my opinion, the great caveats of OpenSource are:

      1. Every programmer wants to do the cool entertaining nice things in the program. But nobody likes to make documentation. Hence we have programs without proper documentation like

      Analysis, Requirements specifications document.
      Design: Design Specification document [with or without UML, DTDs, etc].
      Quality control/assurance: (Quality testing metrics documents).

      Nobody (at least not programmers) likes to spend their time doing that, which results in a lot of good Open Source projects (just look at sf.net) that have only the source code available.

      2. Design, yes. Unfortunately, Graphic Designers and man/manchine interface developers do value their time. That is why the design of Oper Source programs is usually terrible. And that is why you can not compare what a bunch of programmers do with their free time with a real product. Hint, the big software corporations products have several different departments besides of the programming department.

      Of course there are certain programs which have an Ok design, like OpenOffice, (darn, I could not think of another) but of course the majority of those programs (and of the big good OpenSource programs) had its core donated from a profit organization.

      About your comment on the comparison of FF against IE6.
      comparing Firefox with IE6 is like comparing the intelligence of a 30 year old to that of a 13 year old. "I'm way smarter than you because I've had more time to acquire knowledge!"

      I think it does not hold. If firefox is better than IE6 it is because of the developing model of the two programs and because as everybody knows Microsoft did not cared about updating their product after they killed Netscape. I have just looked at the new features on IE7 and it seems quite nice. I am sure, when it arrives it will be a lot better than Firefox. The same with MS Office new version, after it arrives and people start using the "tabbed" menu interface, OpenOffice will seem archaic with its 10 menu/100 submenues interface.

      That Open Source will copy the interface, that, everybody knows. Unless there is some kind of I.P. lock that Microsoft holds (which I hope not).

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    17. Re:Buggy Browsers by SilverspurG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You missed the part back around 1990 when software producers quit producing quality software and began foisting code which would barely pass as beta-test quality onto consumers--and then doubled the price. The current situation is not acceptable and has not been acceptable for 15 years.

      At one time companies actually hired people to break software. Then the stock market investors figured out that the profit margin would be higher if they just sell the beta code and let the consumer deal with it. Alpha and beta testing is currently run on a skeleton crew with a skeleton budget for one purpose... someone else's profit. That's what makes it a scam.

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    18. Re:Buggy Browsers by ookaze · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When it comes to open source altenatives of programs that actually, you know, have regular update cycles (Photoshop vs Gimp, OpenOffice vs MS Office, etc), the open source version is always trying to play catch-up and rarely actually matches the quality of the original before that original suddenly gets it's next big update and surges further ahead

      Your sentence is true only if you specifically focus on the features where the FOSS projects play catch-up.
      It's completely wrong otherwise. For example, the Gimp has numerous features and plugins more powerful than anything on Photoshop (like the one that remove seamlessly objects from an image, better raw support, ...), same for OOo (PDF, works native on Linux, repair MS Office files, ...).
      What you say border to the straw man, as Gimp is not an Open Source version of Photoshop, nor OOo is one of MS Office (they use very different ways to handle the document for example).

      What is the reason for this?

      there is none because it is a straw man.

      One reason is focused/centralized design, a concept that (from my understanding, at least) is in conflict with open source development

      BS. Look at Inkscape and how their goal for each version, look at KDE and Gnome for some examples too, and then stop the BS.
      I look at Pango, and the focused design was not incompatible with the development.

      As the original article pointed out, open source development is usually obsessed with things that, frankly, don't usually require that level of obsession, while ignoring things that actually do need to be looked at

      What are those things ?

      Yes, it ends up GREATELY excelling at the things it obsesses with (security is usually the big example being touted)

      BS again, security is not the greatest thing FOSS focus on. Stability, efficiency, accuracy, interoperability, i18n, accessibility are other areas that FOSS is obsessed with. You say all of this does not require such a level of obsession ?!!

    19. Re:Buggy Browsers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      With Microsoft's position being, "You'll use it whether it's useful or not because we'll do everything that we can to ensure that you need it."

      But then, who cares about the corporate desktop, anyway? It seems like the only reason it's ever targeted by Linux people is that getting it there can be done by fiat rather than end-user choice, and because it consists of a much smaller set of software problems.

      I've worked on a lot of free software projects over the years, and I for one don't care whether "Linux" becomes ubiquitous on the corporate desktop or not. It has never been my goal to conquer the world, or one particularly boring part of it. If that sort of thing mattered to me, I could just write spyware for Windows and find a much larger install base than most legitimate desktop software could dream of.

      In other news, software developed for your PDA will never take over the corporate desktop, Office will never take over gaming consoles, QNX won't dominate HPC, and you'll never contribute anything significant to humanity. Let's pack everything up and die. Thank you for helping us see the light.

  2. Wow, what an ass by Zencyde · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't it the responsibility of the hardware manufacturer to provide drivers? Perhaps I am just crazy...but aren't generic drivers a godsend in themselves?

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    1. Re:Wow, what an ass by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's the hardware manufacturer's responsibility to provide driver's for a minority operating system?

    2. Re:Wow, what an ass by J.+T.+MacLeod · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It could be argued, but honestly, all that's needed is a published specificatin or adhering to a known standard. Not that hard.

  3. Where is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Where is the foot icon?

  4. Linux will never progress very far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When the ones developing it are the ones using it all the time. The closer to things you are, the easier it is to lose track of how bad they suck (there's a reason the first thing apple removed from their unix was X11).

    1. Re:Linux will never progress very far by pingveno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the problem: You can customize it to look like Mac OS X. Mac OS X is Mac OS X without even trying. The main thing about Mac OS X is that it has more than just a pretty face (though it certainly has that :-). There's a standard toolkit for applications to access the functionality of the Operating System. There's very little set up, the user doesn't have to even touch a text configuration file or a tar command. And there are subtle things that make the basic Macintosh configuration just.... work. Apple was able to concentrate on making a full toolkit because they didn't have to bend over backwards to work with X11. The Linux desktop has some wonderful features, but I have yet to have everything working together smoothly.

      The major problem with X11 is standards. Or rather, lack thereof. X11 started as a research project with no toolkit and no definition of other necessary standards. There have been a host of toolkits built on top of X11; GTK, QT, Motif, Athena, and many others. The more popular ones are reasonably well built and robust, but they will continue having interoperability problems. Copy-and-paste doesn't work consistently, the look and feel of applications varies vastly (compare XPDF to KOffice to Firefox), and there is absolutely no specter of a standard on sound.

      When all of these factors come together, they can create a user experience that is almost as painful as flying by commercial jetliner on December 23. But just as I would brave holiday traffic to get to family, I'm willing to work on Linux because

      This guy elaborates nicely on the subject: http://www.tgr.com/weblog/archives/000271.html

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    2. Re:Linux will never progress very far by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you'd grown up with a real OS instead of on Windows you'd use this feature a lot more. Just because you don't think of using this kind of feature doesn't mean it isn't useful. An example from my life. I have a set-top box that runs Linux. Rather than having a hot noisy powerful system in there I chose something quiet which is less powerful. It runs the apps on the server in another room but displays them on the set-top box exactly as if they were local. If I switch rooms I can bring the desktop up on the set-top in that room instead without any problem. All the same files, the same apps, no complex configuration, and no fan noise in any of them. That's just one example of where I use this ability.

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    3. Re:Linux will never progress very far by harmic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amen to that.

      Back before Windows had terminal server, and before products like Citrix got popular, we *nixers proudly declared the advantages of a network-transparent display system. The world has moved on: Windows has it; plus a host of add-ons that make the whole thing seamless, efficient and fast.

      Meanwhile I find it is faster to use VNC over a slow link than raw X protocol... what's with that? VNC is just sending raw graphics updates, you'd think X would be much faster since it could send drawing commands.

      In reality, although the X networking was originally designed to allow sending of drawing primitives over the wire, most toolkits work these days by rendering everything at the client end and sending it as bitmaps of one kind or another to the X server. This is largely because of the lack of standardisation and old-fashioned extension methods X makes available.

      Sooner or later it will be time to chuck the bathwater out. The baby long since grew into something else.

  5. jeeesus by know1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what is this, an attemt to start the biggest flame war ever? we all know this isn't news, it's just the opinion of one idiot. what the hell is it doing on slashdot?

    1. Re:jeeesus by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Register runs this kind of stunt from time to time. The whole point is just to boost readership. They don't care if people come there for something insightful or because it's utterly moronic; the page hits are the same after all. And it works too - as I write, they're probably high-fiving themselves as they see the hit counters spin from the slashdotting.

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    2. Re:jeeesus by pchan- · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have it wrong. The Reg is a very Open Source friendly publication. They often post about the evils of Microsoft and others. This is just their way of balancing out. Instead of posting an anti-open source article every so often, they just post one huge flaming pile of crap to get it all to balance out in the end. It's like when you help a dozen old ladies across the street, you get to murder one bum and your karma breaks even.

    3. Re:jeeesus by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The Register runs this kind of stunt from time to time. The whole point is just to boost readership. They don't care if people come there for something insightful or because it's utterly moronic; the page hits are the same after all.

      The Register does run articles like this -- as a joke. And regularly they're picked up by irony-deficient Americans and posted as if they were real. Otto Z Stern is basically a combination of Hunter S Thompson and Jerry Pournelle. Look at the tag to the story:

      Otto Z. Stern is a director at The Institute of Technological Values - a think tank dedicated to a more moral digital age. He has closely monitored the IT industry's intersection with America's role as a world leader for thirty years. You can find Stern locked and loaded, corralling wounded iLemmings, nursing an opal-plated prostate, spanking open source fly boys, wearing a smashing suit, dropping a SkyCar on the Googleplex, spitting on Frenchmen, vomiting in fear with a life-sized cutout of Hilary Rosen at his solar-powered compound somewhere in the Great American Southwest.
    4. Re:jeeesus by strider44 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a difference between balanced reporting and posting a huge flaming pile of crap to "get it all to balance out in the end", the difference being why I stopped reading the Register a while ago. I didn't mind their neutral articles one bit but when they drag out their flaming pile of crap it sets my teeth on edge. Ever since their flame-fest on the Wikipedia that lasted for weeks I just stopped reading because it was just too stupid. I don't care for such a holier than thou attitude even if they only bring it out every once in a while.

    5. Re:jeeesus by arkhan_jg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Otto Z. Stern is a director at The Institute of Technological Values - a think tank dedicated to a more moral digital age. He has closely monitored the IT industry's intersection with America's role as a world leader for thirty years. You can find Stern locked and loaded, corralling wounded iLemmings, nursing an opal-plated prostate, spanking open source fly boys, wearing a smashing suit, dropping a SkyCar on the Googleplex, spitting on Frenchmen, vomiting in fear with a life-sized cutout of Hilary Rosen at his solar-powered compound somewhere in the Great American Southwest."

      I think you've missed that The Register is a british publication. This article is sarcastic satire, nothing more. It might raise page views, but it's not meant as a troll to be take seriously.

      I laughed when I read the article. I laughed even louder when I saw how many slashdotters have taken it seriously and leapt to linux's defence, and I say that as a user of linux for 7 years. I mean, come on -

      "Meanwhile, I'm sitting here typing away on a 128-processor Unix SMP armed with an ultrasonic file system and jet-fueled partitioning system, wondering when the Linux freaks are going to solve their Ubuntu versus Mandriva color scheme debate" - how could anyone NOT see this is a joke?

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  6. Accusations. by Southpaw018 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly. Accusations. He doesn't really know what he's talking about...and his article speaks for itself in that context. He really comes off like a fanatic, but I would say: you have an "open source PC." I do too. Mine works. Lots of peoples' do. So...either you're doing something wrong, or perhaps you're a rambling, fanatical curmudgeon. Regardless, have you bought Windows?

    Oh, it doesn't appear that you did. At least, if you have, it isn't good enough for you to mention.

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  7. Ah, the smell of a failing cause by schmidt349 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This article reminds me of a fake letter in Monty Python's Flying Circus. Anyone with a good knowledge of politics in the UK at the time should get a kick out of how its tenor is very close to this article.
    Dear David Jacobs, East Grinstead, Friday. Why should I have to pay sixty-four guineas each year for my television licence when I can buy one for six. Yours sincerely, Captain R. H. Pretty. PS Support Rhodesia, cut motor taxes, save the Argylls, running-in please pass.
  8. Boooooorriinnnnnnng. by Chmarr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yet another shill trying to get hits by rubbishing Linux/OpenSource, even if done in jest. Hohum. As interesting as watching Laura Didio or Marueen O'Gara.

  9. What is the obsession with printers?? by ACK!! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am mean come on this is an alternative OS people !!!!

    Give the Open Source guy a few months and generally you will get a driver for your all-in-one printer/fax/washes my car printer thingee. Sometimes yes it takes longer but that is the rub folks you are working off of an alternative OS that most hw manufacturers are never going to directly support. Sometimes the new driver is easy and sometimes without specs... its damn nearly impossible to reverse engineer all of the features. Oh, you don't like that?

    Sorry man maybe its time to go back to Windows or Mac OS X.

    The linux freaks you see arguing over color schemes are not writing that neat new program or usually that device driver.

    Those are fans for the most part not developers.

    Yes, in a free world where there are no central authority forcing people to code but folks doing what they want yes sometimes the development process can seem slow and other times there is a burst of activity (note Rhythmbox as of late adding a ton of features after a ton of time where little seemed like it was going on).

    Maybe people need to stop criticizing the Open Source community and start focusing on the corporations that make money off of linux and ask why RedHat and Novell and the folks behind Mandriva are not forcing some of their employees to do some of this coding.

    But then again what is the obsession with printers?? I have seen this mentioned in a few criticisms of desktop linux but rarely if ever have a problem with Fedora or Suse or Ubuntu anymore. Now, sound in Gnome? That is where I am pulling my hair out!!! Someone replace ESD pleeeeeeeeze.

    But I am still grateful for a free OS and all the people using their own time to contribute.

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    1. Re:What is the obsession with printers?? by pavera · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree what is the obsession with printers?
      I mean yeah I guess he's a journalist but wait he's on ONLINE JOURNALIST, how often does he really need to print?
      I haven't printed a page of paper since I got out of college. Even then at least 75% of my work was handed in electronically.
      My company delivers invoices electronically, we pay invoices electronically, we have 1 printer for 100 people, and most of the time it just sits there idle.

      The Open Source solution to printers is to get rid of them and make everything electronic. That's where everything is going, and his rant is calling for open source to stay compatible with 20 year old technology, not move forward to the 21st century. Right now I'm working on a document management system for law offices that will make it so they don't have to have a single piece of paper. If I can get rid of paper in a law office, I can get rid of it anywhere. This should be the goal, not making it easier to make more paper.

  10. Isn't a little childish to post troll stories... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As something serious? Printer drivers are not the problem. It's all the oddball stuff. I'm sitting here trying to make a Corex business card scanner work in linux (anyone good with usbsnoop and usbrobot?).

    It takes me longer to look up what chipset a new motherboard has, than it does to do "modprobe blah.ko". And if he'd stop using fruity-assed distros and desktop environments, there might be less debate about color schemes... or maybe he wants all the graphic designers (whose only way to constructively contribute is to give us fancy eye candy) to start writing printer drivers. That's right out of the microsoft playbook, I think.

  11. MOD STORY DOWN: FLAMEBAIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This story deserves nothing more than a -5 flamebait. Discuss.

  12. commentary by brennz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I read the article. Afterwards though, I am more confused.

    Was it an overdone example of poor writing, or posing-at-witty critique of OSS?

    In the former, it succeeded brilliantly, and the latter, failed just as dramatically.

    At least it was more entertaining than another paid microsoft shill's bogus study.

    3/10 because I feel generous.

  13. A self-righteous asshole by symbolic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    or maybe even write a printer driver so that something I buy actually works with my open sores PC.

    Excuse me, but isn't it the vendor that's respsonsible for providing drivers? If you want to place some blame, jump on their ass.

    Linux contributors have tried to pick up some of the slack, but because of the fact that everything that isn't open-source is most likely proprietary, this is not an easy hurdle to overcome.

    It's obvious that the Register was looking for filler, because this article wastes a good deal of space with absolutely NOTHING of substance.

  14. Re:Who is Otto Z. Stern? ...some kind of fetishist by Prairiewest · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Who exactly is Otto Z. Stern? What is his background, credentials, past software development involvement, and so on?

    Actually, I'm always open to reading opinions and ideas from people that I have never heard of. Sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised that these "unknown" people can have truly inspiring or insightful commentary.

    No so with Mr. Stern.

    I checked out "My prostate's as hard as an opal" and was similarily disappointed with his fetish around his own ass and related body parts. "Big Google is much worse than Big Oil" manages to mention herpes in the first line, and never does get around to making a solid case against Google apologists.

    So, it's good that I read through some of his drivel, now I'll know to avoid anything written by him in the future.

  15. Re:my stuff works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    i'm also very grateful to all of the opensource developers, great apps like gimp, scribus, firefox, bluefish, endless list these days...

    perhaps this moron is too dumb to remember 30 years ago, most software came out of universities ...now said universities are all on Microsoft contracts

  16. He hits the nail on the head by Clockwurk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whats the use of pointless eye-candy (like compositing and transparent xterms) when the underlying windowing system (X) is more broken than a New Orleans levee. The big problems in Linux won't ever be addressed because you can't get enough people to agree on a common vision and work to achieve it (well that and the hostility towards commercial developers).

    Linux is a lot like windows, each new version is a little bit better, but it is chained to doing many of the important (and broken) things the same as every version before it. Linux won't ever be great when it gets developed a lot like a katamari, layers of hacks that get thicker and thicker as time goes on.

    Only Apple (and Steve Jobs) has the guts to throw out all the old garbage (X windows, the many start up daemons, unix copy/paste, gtk) and replace it with fresh new ideas (quartz, launchd, xcode).

    1. Re:He hits the nail on the head by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ...throw out all the old garbage (X windows, the many start up daemons, unix copy/paste, gtk)

      What's wrong with X-Windows? The old "It's too slow"? Because locally it's working all in memory, no network, and nice and zippy. What's wrong with the start up daemons? There are lots of them, but you can tweak and tune them. The typical daemons started on a system configured for "workstation" or "desktop" tends to be similar to the number of processes I end up running in Windows XP or Mac OS X. Or is it the method daemons start up with? I find it no more or less confusing the mess that is the combination of Windows services and startup programs. Mac OS X has something similar; it may not be rc scripts, but they're launching stuff like Samba and CUPS just like my Linux box does. Unix copy/paste? What's wrong with it? I copy stuff to and fro quite happily. Or are you whining about the "select is copy, middle click is paste"? Because while you were apparently sleeping, the mainstream stuff all started supporting Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V. Select-paste still works, but if you don't like you don't have to use it. GTK? Ummm, right.

      The reality is that you don't have the foggiest idea what you're talking about.

    2. Re:He hits the nail on the head by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hah. Name these horrible, life-threatening flaws to linux/X11/whatever that you see going unfixed because of "lack of common vision".

      I'd like to hear them.

  17. "Otto Z Stern" is a troll by Knackered · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Anyone who reads The Register regularly would know, Otto Z. Stern is a troll, "his" columns are probably not even written by the same person from week to week. It's quite funny watching how easily the Slashdot crowd rise to such obvious bait.

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  18. Check the URL? by ian_mackereth · · Score: 2, Insightful
    //yadayada/otto_fly_open

    That has to be deliberate!

  19. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by menkhaura · · Score: 2, Insightful

    More insightful than funny IMHO. No one is telling this fucktard to use OSS at gunpoint. He is free to drop his money on Microsoft crap, or Apple crap, or whathever the proprietary fuck other corporations have to offer.

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  20. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by utnow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what you're saying is... you'd have no problem eating dog shit as long as you didn't have to pay the chef.

    Your position would hold water IF... and this is a big if... the Linux camp would quit trying to shove their collective ePenis down the throat of every other computer user on the planet who has CHOSEN (in the same way that they have chosen) Windows or OSX instead of Linux. If Linux works for you then fine... but why the ever-present cock-fight. I personally hate Linux. I prefer to do things with my computer other than fixing/configing/updating it. I'm not really a Windows fanatic either... but it's what I need to use in order to have access to my software and my work. I would really like to be able to just use a mac. I don't really care how my computer is doing what it's doing as long as it does. I don't need it to be EXACTLY the way I want in every regard (at the expense of usability). This isn't everyone's feeling and that's fine. Different strokes for different folks.

    It's like walking into a room full of americans and screaming "I'm French!!! You're all stupid and wrong!!! We're right for the following reasons:...." You might be absolutely right... but the americans don't care. Every word you waste arguing your point simply drives them more to their defensive stance.

    It's not a matter of "I just don't like the open source software/model so I won't use it." or "I should fix this". It's a matter of the open source community screaming "THIS IS BETTER!!!!!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB BUT IT'S BETTER!!!!!"

    The average person dosen't have the know-how to 'roll their own' anything. If it's not right, then it's just not right and they're not going to fix it. They're going to go back to windows where things feel safe and cozy again, then they're going to be pissed off at the linux fan-boi that told them that Linux was really easy and great since you can just change anything willy nilly.

    Ahh... Linux reeks of a dying breed of computer user.... the people who still want to dabble with the way the machine works. The people who still have aspirations of 'changing the world' and being responsible for the next big thing. They've lost touch with the fact that people don't care about any of that anymore. The computer has 'gelled'. There will be some minor changes here and there but for the most part, the days of the 'homebrew' are quickly fading. Slowly but surely you'll start to see the inner workings of the PC hidden behind the glossy panels and wood panels. It happened to the car... You HAD to be an expert on every mechanism of your vehicle if you wanted to get your steam machine moving down the road. There's a decently sized market for people who still tinker in this way, but mostly it's just a tool used by everyone to get from point A to point B. The solenoid has been all but forgotten by the housewives and sorority girls of the planet. It'll happen to the PC (see: Mac) sooner or later.

    *I ramble too much...

  21. Get a life, man ... and contribute by haraldm · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The Good Thing [TM] with Open Source Software [TM] is - nobody requires you to use it (least of all Microsoft). But you are heartily invited to contribute. OSS is a community thing, not a "I buy this CD and I can blame the vendor for everything else" thing. If you want a product that you can blame a vendor for, get Windows, and hell, there's a lot to blame Microsoft for in Windows. Maybe you like this game better.

    Next time do some research before you buy the hardware, and support those vendors that provide working and recent drivers, and tell them about it. Even if you can't program yourself, that would be supporting OSS. As long as you buy stuff from vendors that don't even manage to release the specs (because they are afraid that somebody could clone their crap), shut up and buy proprietary stuff.

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  22. For crying out loud by Cally · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What wrong with you people?! don't you know irony or satire when you see it? Oh, ... wait. No 'Private Eye' in the land of free speech... Just think of it as IT journalism by Monty Python. I'm really looking forward to seeing the "FotW" and what the Register cha;ps have to say about this mass sense-of-humour failure. Let's just say that I think they might just be ever-so-slightly slightly taking the piss out of the Slashbots...

    You know, I think this inability to distinguish irony from sincerity explains a lot about the success of Dubya in hoodwinking Americans into voting for him. He'd've got nowhere in Europe, because he's obviously a clown - obvious to anyone equipped with a sense of humour or of irony, anyway.

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  23. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by jhoger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People like you deserve what you get... PCs that are locked down tighter than a DVD player or X-Box.

    What you'll get is a world where freedom means having the freedom to rent your computing time from the man as long as you don't break the EULA.

    Sorry, that's not for me (or most engineers, for that matter).

    -- John.

  24. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by DenDave · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Linux reeks of a dying breed of computer user


    hrmm.. I think, sir, you have it the wrong way round. What is dying out is the crook who pretends to know what he is doing clicking buttons on an obscure interface and waves his "certified asshole" certificate demanding big pay.

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  25. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by Lisandro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So what you're saying is... you'd have no problem eating dog shit as long as you didn't have to pay the chef.

        So, what you're saying is that you have no problem eating dog shit either. After all, millons of satisfied flies can't be wrong.

        If you don't care about much more than using your computer (as you're well entitled to), that's fine. There's much more to the argument besides convenience, as i see it. Most OSS advocates are rather... mmm... fanatical :) in their beleiefs, but they're on the right track IMHO. OSS is more about using your PC in the way you see fit, and that includes being able to modify the software you're using or being able to choose among different software for the same task (open standards et. all). That you may choose not to is of little consequence, as someone might very well do it for you. And this not only applies to Linux as an OS, there's a shitload of perfectly good OSS software for Windows/OSX as well that works and works just fine.

        Now, you want your computer to "just work". In that sense, the Linux desktop has still a lot (a lot!) of work ahead in order to be as dumbproof as, say, Windows or OSX., but i keep finding that when it works, it works just peachy, and even better than their counterparts. I'm constantly reminded of this when i switch to Windows, f.ex.: for every thing that it makes much simpler, there's another that becomes impossible.

        And even considering that, nowadays Linux is damn useable as a "Joe-sixpack" desktop, specially if you choose any of the modern commercial distros available. They take a lot of care in rounding the rough edges, and trust me, you won't even have to bother about fixing/configing/updating it, or more than you would have to with Win/OSX atleast. You should try one - a LiveCDs, for example, lets you boot a complete Linux distro from a CD and take a look at how they work. They might not be for you yet, but i think you'll find them much more usable than you think. We're not all typing obscure commands in consoles all day, you know :)

  26. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I only partially agree. Open Source software does have problems. On the other hand, hardware compatibility is hardly a fair target. It's an important issue, but OSS people are reverse-engineering drivers in many cases, instead of having these handed to them by the hardware manufacturer. Actual level of hardware support aside, you can argue, "Oh, Linux is not ready for Joe Consumer because of limited hardware support from manufacturers," but it's just plain ignorant to argue "Oh, Linux is not ready for Joe Consumer because Open Source programmers are teh suck".

    And to the editors, please don't post any more articles fromt this guy. This barely contained anything about OSS (certainly nothing intelligent), and he's not nearly as funny and clever as he seems to think he is.

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  27. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Likely this is just flamebait, as no one so ignorant as this would be likely to find their way to slashdot. Be that as it may...

    No, the future will hold at least two separate classes of end-user machines. Limited, easy for morons to use, and something for power users. And the "for dummies" machines have not really arrived yet at all. I expect there will be significant improvements in interface over the next 20 or so years, at least.

    My 80 year old mother is a good example-- she has a computer but the toughest part for her is the mouse. She learned to touch-type years ago, and like me, she has 10 fingers that she knows how to use, not just one. The Mouse interface is confusing for many people because the motion you are making is not where the action is, you can't "point-and-click" at what you want, you have to point and click way down and to the right (or left, if you've configured your system for a southpaw) of what it is you are actually looking at. That is not intuitive for many people, it requires the development of some relatively new hand-eye coordination skills. Mom learned to touch-type in her 20's however, so that's not a new skill she needs to learn. Sure, the young won't have that problem, and by the time they get old they'll know how to use a mouse, but mouse-based interfaces remain clumsy, just the same. It's a make-shift solution, not by any means the most efficient, and likely to be a temporary one because of it.

    Besides the cognitive disconnect between the intended action and the intending action, there are many shortcomings to the mouse/GUI interface. Among other things, Mouse-based GUI interfaces make you wait for them to finish, while even the old tried-and-true text interfaces didn't make you wait to input, they have a liberating feature known as type-ahead. Even text based menu systems have it-- as you learn the menu options or command line commands, you can type keys far in advance of where the computer is and then walk away, rather than having to wait for the display to come up so you can click on some stupid thing just to get it to go ahead. Future interface designs will no doubt be far more asynchronous, not forcing you to interact with them at their rate, instead interacting with them at your rate. Why not let the computer catch up when it gets around to it rather than slave yourself to its pacing?

    Most command line systems have another powerful feature, scripting. The exception to this is Windows, whos native scripting capabilities have been positively Neandertal. And pre OS-X, scripting on the Mac was mostly non-existent. With good scripting capabilities such as on Unix, you can connect together unconnected utilities and iterate, not just macro a sequence of mouse clicks or keyboard entries, or something limited to one application. Need to do something 10,000 times? A recipe for repetitive stress injuries-- start clicking, idiot. Familiarity with command line allows me to do things like that routinely in a short loop. Mice were designed to make the computer "easy-to-use," not because it was a particularly powerful means of control. And while there currently may be many non-textual tasks they are better at, many of those tasks were made non-textual simply because of the mouse/GUI attempt at "easy-to-use." Many of those tasks existed before GUIs, where you didn't need a mouse to perform them. And other tasks such as graphic arts are better performed by a flat panel and pen combination where your action and the computer's reaction are a little more logically connected-- many people are already using them. Mice may seem easy now, but that's because they're pretty simple-minded-- they really don't do all that much and what they do is better tuned for novice tasks, not power-user tasks. But note-- a novice won't necessarily stay a novice forever.

    Missing GUI features that are routine in Unix for example-- I can instantly ctl-C interrupt anything that I started running and abort it. Ever accidentally

  28. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by Cougem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So your argument is that he can't moan about open source because he has the choice whether to use it or not?
    Fine, well then Linux users should never moan about Windows, since they obviously don't have to use it. And people should never moan about KDE or Gnome either, since they obviously have a choice.

  29. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by SilverspurG · · Score: 2, Insightful
    reeks...dying...dabble...lost touch...homebrew...wood panels...steam machine...tinker
    Obvious troll.

    Woe to you when the day comes that someone ridicules whatever it is that gives you a reason to get out of bed in the morning. At the end of the day everyone is working on something which is arguably useless and anachronistic. Time to wake up and face reality. Life is pointless.

    I think you're jealous because you're being forced to admit that you couldn't figure it out even if you wanted to.
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  30. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I think what the grandparent post was, somewhat ineloquently, trying to say was that if he didn't pay for the software, or contribute in some other way, then he is not entitled to complain. If he is choosing a Free Software solution in place of a proprietary system, then he has probably saved enough money to pay for a few hours of developer time. If he created a list of his wants for the software, and offered this money to the person who fixed them, then this would be a valid complaint. I doubt he is the only person with that particular model of printer - if others have the same need, then they can add money to the pot to get a driver written.

    Free Software is about freedom, not price. The development model is different - you pay up front for the features you want, and then you and anyone else you distribute the code to, can use them for any purpose in perpetuity. People coming in this late in the game and seeing twenty or thirty years of software funded by other people and then complaining that it doesn't precisely fit their needs, without actually being willing to invest any time or money in improving things are no use to the community. It's like people pirating a copy of Windows, and then complaining it doesn't have a feature they need - would you expect Microsoft to give them any sympathy?

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  31. Re:Who is Otto Z. Stern? by jhermans · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nobody here seems to realize that Ottot Z. Stern is just a joke. A fictional character.

  32. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by richlv · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Windows is an unmaintainable car it has a steering wheel and a go pedal. When it goes wrong you throw it away and get a new car. That makes ownership quite expensive.

    Linux is a highly maintainable car it has 4 steering wheels, 84 pedals and a little knob to tweek the engine timing while you are driving along. You have to know every damn thing about it before you can drive it and your constantly tweeking it. That makes ownership quite expensive."

    may i offer slightly different analogy ? :)

    now, you have two 'types' of cars. one is windows. it is produced by a single company, all spare parts are manufactured by the same company. it comes in slight variety, having several models. you are not able to buy older models, though you can buy a new model, trash it and use some older model.

    if something breaks down, it usually is pretty obscure that you get a flashing "service now" that can be deciphered with a specialised hardware that is sold by the same manufacturer.
    if some part breaks down, you usually have to change whole lot of parts as they come together and there is no way to exchange smaller parts (for example, no way to exchange wiper arm, you have to exchange whole block). as parts are manufactured by the single company only, they are pretty expensive and obscure (for example, central computer can be changed, but costs quite a lot).
    the cars work well on good roads, though breaking down now and then unexpectedly. don't try going offroad, unpaved roads are very, very risku.
    it is very easy to service these cars, as kid next doors is ready to help. quality of this kind of service is of a very low level, but readily available. well, sometimes you have to scrap the car after such a service, but it sortaworks most of the time.
    all gasoline, windshield fluids, coolants are compatible with this car, though some of them result in breakdown of the car.
    the car has some problems with isolation, so you get a lot of different bugs in the car that are annoying at low speeds and often are the cause for the crashes at high speeds.
    this car is very easy to obtain, almost all retailers have it.
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    then there's this 'linux' type. they have in common only the engine, all other parts differ. it is offerend by a bunch of vendors, and you can choose any one you like. this might seriously impact the performance, looks and other aspects of the car.
    you can get constructor type of the car that you build yourself - involves welding and other obscure things. then you can get one that's pretty complete and polished.
    most drivers have difficulties choosing, as there are so many subtypes and vendors.
    there are less techies specialised in this type of cars, so their time costs more, but generally they are much better at fixing problems - much of it can be attributes to their enthuasism about these cars (they are builders, owners and drivers at the same time), but having complete information about the car helps a lot. it is also possible to get some handholding when choosing the correct subtype for your needs.

    spare parts are available down to every bult&nut, though you have to wait some time for the shipment to arrive.
    the car itself is extremly reliable and fast, it can be kept for decades with almost no maintenance.
    most liquids are not compatible with it, but careful evaluation when shopping helps to find ones that work. even though gas is available in few selected tanks only, the car uses several times less of it than 'windows' type. also changing colant and other things are very rare.
    the car almost never breaks down, and even if it does, it is very easy for a specialised person to diagnose it without that device from the manufacturer and fix it, in most cases even without ordering any spare parts (unlike the other type, where dumping the car is the norm).

    also a lot of accessories are manufactured for the 'windows' type only - air refresheners and all that stuff is hard to install in 'linux' type of cars as manufact

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  33. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Linux reeks of a dying breed of computer user.... the people who still want to dabble with the way the machine works

    You're exactly right. I get the same feeling when I walk into Home Depot and look at all that raw material. WTF are people thinking when they can just go buy a new manufactured home. And what's with all these people called professionals that are out there buying stuff at Home Depot too? Don't they know that trailer homes don't need modification? Just buy them the way they are. Nobody customizes things anymore. You just get it the way the vendor gives it to you and be happy. You eat dog shit AND YOU LIKE IT, as the previous thread poster explained.

    No, the whole "customizing and controlling your environment" thing went out years ago. Look at cars. You just buy and drive and when it breaks down, pull into the dealer. Nobody ever shops at auto parts stores, there's no racing industry with millions of people customizing their cars for stock car races, etc., and certainly those ricers must just be some stock Honda model we didn't see in the catalog. Even those commercial fleet pickups with all the different custom boxes must be my imagination, since I know the car lost any customization capability years ago.

    People don't like change. All people are the same. All people are like the former poster. Now shut up and smile when you eat your dog shit!

  34. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by 10Ghz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why does he (The Register-guy) think that he's entitled to jack-shit? Seriously? So he uses free software. Does that mean that he can then make demands to the developers? "You gave me this software for free, and I DEMAND that you fix these bugs in your shitty software!". I might understand that line of thinking if he paid for the software. I might understand it if he was forced to use it. But he didn't pay for it, nor is he forced to use it. If it sucks so bad, he could always use something else or fix it himself. But saying something like "hey assholes! Write some drivers so I can use my hardware!" is not very constructive.

    It is OK to file bug-reports. It is OK to make suggestions. It is OK to submit patches. It is NOT OK to moan and make demands. Many people just seem to think that by merely using the software, they are somehow entitled to make demands. In reality, they are not entitled to anything. The developers don't owe them anything. In fact, the users owe to the developers! The developers give them great software for free, and some people think that it's the DEVELOPERS who are in debt to the users?!?! Am I in Bizarro-world?

    Hell, I even blogged about this just now (not actually related to this story, but another discussion I had just a while ago).

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  35. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He is mostly crying about drivers. That is stupid the vendor likely provided driver software for the other platforms not their developers. He should be mad at who ever it was that made the printer not OSS they should have given him a driver for the platform if his argument holds up at all. I would say he should stop being an asshole and do some research before buying crap. You don't buy parts for your car until you know you have the right ones for your make and model. Why would you buy parts for your computer without makeing sure they are compatible with the rest of the system or if you do out of lazyness why would you come crying about it when it won't work?

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  36. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > And to the editors, please don't post any more articles fromt this guy. This barely contained anything about OSS (certainly nothing intelligent), and he's not nearly as funny and clever as he seems to think he is.

    Seriously. I'm really beginning to think that we need some sort of moderation scheme for the articles. This one reeks of "-1, Flamebait" like nothing I've ever seen.

    It's ignorant, it's uninsightful, and frankly we're not doing anybody any favors by giving it the additional publicity rather than letting it just slip off into the ether to be forgotten. I'm all for the whole 'marketplace of ideas' philosophy and debating down bad memes when they come up, but do we really need to have a 500+ post discussion ever time some fucktard has a brain fart aimed at Linux?

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  37. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not sure why you got modded down; you're absolutely right in that I think that paragraph sums up what is apparently his entire worldview nicely.

    I think that at the end of the day he and I (and I assume most geeks and a lot of computer users) have a fundamental disagreement over what he's saying. I do not think that people who want to dabble with the way the machine works are a "dying breed" at all, except insofar as the computer hardware and software companies are forcing such tinkerers out of existence through sealed boxes. That impulse to tinker is founded on an essential human characteristic, curiosity, which in itself might be described as a desire to simply understand things. Although it's obvious that curiosity is not something which the author possesses, at least to any appreciable degree, there are lots of people (particularly younger ones) who do.

    His philosophy is frankly disgusting to me, because it seems to be embracing what I find most disturbing about our culture: that many people find it acceptable to ridicule another's desire to understand, and on some level we find a desire for ignorance to be a laudable goal.

    While the "housewives" and "sorority girls" (I won't even get into his obvious sexism, it's too easy) of the world may have forgotten the solenoid, the scientists, engineers, and probably even doctors and lawyers have not, and I think one should carefully consider the place of his two example groups within the power structure of our society. Speaking only for myself, I would certainly want my children to aspire for and to have the ability to achieve better than that.

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  38. Hardware Drivers for Linux by dwandy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The sooner Linux users stop buying closed driver only crap, the sooner we can all stop suffering.

    I doubt that 5% of the PC market will have any impact on hardware vendors.
    I would argue quite the opposite: We need to write our own drivers where and whenever possible, as this makes more hardware Linux compatible. The larger the compatibility list, the more people will want it on their desktop, the more people using it, the more likely that a hardware mfg decides that writing and supplying drivers is a competative advantage they can use to sell their product.

    I think the lack of drivers has two sources:
    (1) - 5% market share. As a 'producer' it doesn't make necessarily make sense to spend time capturing such a small percentage of the market - write for Windows and you get in the order of 90% of the market.
    (2) - OSS people do the work for you. As a 'producer' having someone else 'pay' for the work means more profit for you.

    The closed-source option has neither of these two disadvantages ... and in my opinion the only way to overcome them is to play along with #2 until #1 is no longer true ...

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  39. Re:Otis Stern is just upset because by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You people really like pushing the "most people don't know how cars work" thing, don't you? Most people don't know about physics either but someone in my class actually asked why, if you wanted to stop a car going 45 mph, you would try to get it to decelerate instead of "just stopping it". If you don't understand that just locking up the brakes is a bad idea, then you shouldn't be driving a car. Yes, to stop the car you should apply the brakes - but if you locked up the brakes your car may skid out of control and/or flip, and you would probably get some pretty serious whiplash unless your seatbelt's not on.

    People who don't know anything about computers could be helping spam mailers out and spreading viruses. Not that they shouldn't be allowed to use computers at all, but they should be using something better and more secure than Windows.

    And you don't have to tweak Linux at all if you don't want to - I just popped in the SuSE DVD and it did the rest for me. I had a harder time setting up Windows on my laptop and figuring out how to get that stupid "MSN Messenger" thing to stop showing up, and got a little angry with all the updates I had to do, and the fact that I had to reboot for every single one of them.