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Microsoft and Time Warner Team Up Against Google

PlayfullyClever wrote to mention a Reuters report on an online advertising deal between Microsoft and Time Warner. The two companies are teaming up to take on Google's advertising network. From the article: "The [WSJ] said the two companies were now focusing on a deal that would combine their advertising-related assets, with little or no money changing hands. It said they expected to reach an agreement before the end of the year, but that it was still possible that Time Warner's America Online unit could strike a deal with competitor Google instead."

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  1. Google Must Be Quaking In Their Boots by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    TW/AOL:Losses in the billions.

    Microsoft Entertainment/Internet Operations: Losses in the billions

    Google have every right to be worried. With the losses these two titans amass, they could well suck up a lot of advertising revenue on the way to losing record billions.

    hello, this is microsoft support, press 1 to refinance your mortgage, 2 for MSN help, 3 for pills that enhance your bedtime experience, 4 for office help, 5 to see if you are an instant winner of the tw/msn lottery, 6 for xbox help, 7 to register a microsoft product over the phone or stay on the line to hear nagamo mazoomba, former vice president of internal standards group, request your help in getting $43,675,00 out of a bank account in the caymans.

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  2. In other news... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny
    Sears and K-Mart team up against Wal-Mart.

    Two weakened giants leaning on each other for support.

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  3. Even if that alliance holds by beforewisdom · · Score: 1, Funny

    Even if that alliance holds, I think google will win. Microsoft had its time and that times is gone.

  4. Could be better by sbrown123 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think its probably in TW/AOL best interest to work with BOTH Microsoft and Google. Ofcourse, TW/AOL is not known for its bright business decisions in the past.

  5. A Question by SlashAmpersand · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Time Warner's AOL unit were to strike a deal with Google instead, how many chairs do you think would be thrown in Redmond?

    1. Re:A Question by rolandog · · Score: 2, Funny

      42

  6. mod parent down - astrodomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your "facts" have no place in this anti-micro$oft discu$$ion.

  7. Re:PlayfullyClever = Troll by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

    The cool thing is that whenever anyone mentions playfullyclever, it'll just post the above +5 debunking comment and get moderated up for it.

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  8. The first thing I thought when I saw was... by VegeBrain · · Score: 2, Funny

    somebody's trying to mate elephants with hippopotamus.

  9. I've just made a deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    that will keep the empire out of here forever.

  10. Two thrown chairs..... by 8127972 · · Score: 1, Funny

    ....Are better than one.

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  11. SOLID by dexomn · · Score: 1, Funny

    M$-AOL. Because good clean code counts. With the track record of the software coming from said companies; we can only look forward to a stable, robust, and premium priced internet service. *shiver*