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  1. We've known this for quite a while on Microsoft to Spy on Employees · · Score: 1

    This system is what's on BillBorg Gates' picture next to every Microsoft article on /.

  2. They need to dig a little deeper on Google Zeitgeist '05 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steve Ballmer's top search: 1. Chair Aerodynamics

  3. Son of a Diddly! on Federal Judge Rules Against Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    Judge says "Shut up, Flanders!"

  4. Let the chair throwing begin... on Google To Purchase Stake In AOL For $1 Billion · · Score: 1

    Mr. Ballmer has google to thank for his new fitness program.

  5. A Study in Non-Thinking on Big ID Thefts Not To Be Feared · · Score: 1

    Even if this is completely without error, it sets the stage for future problems. What they're saying is that currently this is the situation. However, let's say a group of identity thieves become more organized and start making more efficient use of the big thefts. Setting procedure based on the current thinking would leave us unprepared for future "improvements" made by criminals. This is the same kind of thinking that left us with the 640k wall. As far as I'm concerned, if my identity information was leaked in any way, I want to know about it. Don't tell me "it's not likely to be used.".

  6. A Question on Microsoft and Time Warner Team Up Against Google · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Time Warner's AOL unit were to strike a deal with Google instead, how many chairs do you think would be thrown in Redmond?

  7. Security requires a bit of paranoia on Sensitive Data Stolen Via Digital Cameras · · Score: 1

    I worked at a government installation about 15 years ago where we were required to flip the venetian blinds such that a satellite overhead couldn't take a picture of what was on your desk. To have good security you have to look at what's possible and try to prevent it. If you can't afford for the data to leak you have to close off the leaks, even if it seems ridiculous at the time. There are companies where you can't enter the premises with your cell phone (or any other electronic device for that matter). If they are really serious about it, they'd have you go through a metal detector before entering (I've had to do that). We have a mix of security here. Our PCs have firewall and security software, but nothing prevents use of the USB port. Granted, you have to login, but if somebody were to fail to logout... We run a Wifi network here, but it only goes as far as the public side of a VPN router - you have to establish a tunnel to go any further, but if you've got a laptop and ethernet cable you can plug right in and use DHCP to get an ip address and you're good to go. My point is that there will always be holes, some of them glaring. Removing a threat like a camera would require banning them at the gate - anything else is useless.

  8. I used to love this show on The Scripts of J. Michael Straczynski, Vol. 1 · · Score: 1

    When I first started watching it I thought Vir looked familiar, but I couldn't place the face. Then I watched Animal House, and there was Flounder! I had no idea that one guy wrote most of the scripts.

  9. The real reason we didn't get .xxx on ICANN Plays Down U.S. Influence · · Score: -1, Troll

    From TFA: "For instance, in August, many countries weren't happy about a proposal to have porn sites' Web addresses end in .xxx, rather than .com. But only one government, the United States, was able to actually intercede and eventually scuttle the plan, even though the plan had ICANN's backing." --- What really happened was that Al Gore (inventor of the internet) realized that most sites that were affiliated with Bill Clinton would fall under the .xxx domain. Were it not for that...

  10. It's just a matter of time... on The Grateful Dead vs. Archive.org · · Score: 5, Funny

    The RIAA announced lawsuits against 1244 Deadheads today. Although the Deadheads are downloading the music legally, the RIAA is going after them anyway. "These Deadheads, they're sitting there with their tie-dye t-shirts, their sunglasses and bandannas, and their downloading music! We're confident that we'll prevail, because downloading music is wrong in the strict Biblical sense. Have you ever heard of Jesus downloading music? Did Moses use Limewire? No. Let's face it, we're on the right side here." The latest set of hearings were delayed when the RIAA representative noticed that the courtroom stenographer was wearing a set of earphones, and accused her of downloading music, leading to an attack by the RIAA lawyers. The courtroom was cleared, but not before the stenographer's wallet was picked bare and she'd been served with two separate lawsuits.

  11. This may be a non-issue on BellSouth Wants to Rig the Internet · · Score: 1

    From what I've been reading on I, Cringley, google might just bury this with it's network. Granted, his opinion is that google wouldn't want to be an isp, but if BellSouth starts playing with them, I don't see any reason they couldn't hit back.

  12. Good analogy on RIAA vs Linux and DVDs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    TFA states that during Prohibition alcohol consumption fell initially, then rose to heights never before seen. P2P sharing was huge a few years ago. I don't have any data to back this up, but it seems to me that it's taken a pretty big fall. Is there going to be a rise similar to alcohol consumption during Prohibition? On the other hand, I can hardly wait to see Homer the mp3 Baron...

  13. Factor in the RMA costs due to recent problems on Microsoft Loses $126 Per Unit on XBox 360 · · Score: 1

    It's an interesting business model. I wonder how badly the RMAs are going to affect thier costs.

  14. Viva la difference! on Hollywood Buddies up with Bram Cohen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sony, RIAA: Attack paying customers (Rootkit), sue single mothers and children with little (which was probably obtained illegally) or no evidence. MPAA: Gain cooperation of P2P network to block actual pirates. At least it's a step in the right direction.

  15. Re:Rumors on Xbox 360 Very Unstable · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't work. It would have to be a Hellfirewall.

  16. Rumors on Xbox 360 Very Unstable · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've heard an unconfirmed rumor that Microsoft suspects that the XBox's are crashing because of the proximity of nearby Linux boxes. One employee, using an "open source detector", claimed to have established a 3-mile "Cloud of Evil" around a Red Hat server. The employee went on to say "This conclusively proves that Linux is a danger to our children". Steve Ballmer's statement (which was taped to a chair and thrown through a newsroom window) blamed Google.

  17. Next up... on Jack Thompson Tossed Out Of Court · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jack Thompson will soon issue a "prize" of $10,000 for somebody to code a game in which Judge Moore is flogged then killed violently. Then he'll tell Judge Moore it was meant as satire.

  18. Re:OMFG on Novell Doubts Microsoft Latest "Linux Facts" · · Score: 1

    Some of us got it. We just don't have mod points to help out.

  19. Re:Why bother? on Novell Doubts Microsoft Latest "Linux Facts" · · Score: 1

    So, using your logic, experience counts for nothing. I am inherently suspicious when I hear "facts" being spouted by spokespeople/companies/foundations that receive funding from the company/organization they are evaluating. It's called conflict of interest. And if you're going to take those facts at face value simply because you've applied a rule of logic then I suspect you will soon find yourself out of a job. In some areas, people are not allowed to even show an appearance of a conflict of interest under the law. It may not fit in with the rules of logic, but I'm not going to risk my career or life (drug company "facts") just to keep in line with those rules.

  20. Re:Why bother? on Novell Doubts Microsoft Latest "Linux Facts" · · Score: 1

    It's not relevant? I would say it's completely relevant. I think what you should be saying is that it *might* not be true. If you strictly apply the rules of logic to real-life situations, then let me present you with the "Crack Pipe of Hope Award".

  21. Re:Statistics are fun. on Novell Doubts Microsoft Latest "Linux Facts" · · Score: 0

    I made up all the stuff in my post - and you're telling me I hit close to the mark? Now I'm really laughing!

  22. Statistics are fun. on Novell Doubts Microsoft Latest "Linux Facts" · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a non-blinded, non-randomized, anecdotal study, one user (who is a certified Microsoft Shill) found that installing Windows XP Home Edition on a non-networked computer was easier than installing Fedora Core 4 and setting it up as a server using Samba and configuring it to act as a firewall. "We found that in 100% of the cases, Microsoft products came out ahead. Looking at our experience here, why would somebody want to use anything else?" Wow. I think I'm going to go wipe my server and jump right on the Microsoft bandwagon!

  23. Does this surprise you? on President of RIAA Says Sony-BMG Did Nothing Wrong · · Score: 2

    I'm sure they'd love the DMCA to include permission for them to place rootkits with impunity. Because we all know that DRM is FAR more important than protecting all the data on my hard drive. I'm sure he's perfectly willing to put his money where his mouth is and run the Sony rootkit on his personal and business computers...

  24. Re:Here's my questions on Turner Testing Holographic Storage · · Score: 1

    But did you replace the gas tank? Seriously - that must have been one hell of a Pinto to show off. But now I have to think of some other car to compare bad performance to. Great.

  25. Here's my questions on Turner Testing Holographic Storage · · Score: 1

    1. "Their production version promises to be much faster than tape, but we've not seen that yet," - faster than what tape drive? Sort of like saying "Our production model sports car will be faster than a Pinto!" 2. Is there a formula to calculate how much bloat this will add to the future versions of Microsoft products? And my non-serious (because number 2 was oh-so-serious) question: 3. Is there built-in protection to shut off the projection unit if there's a change in pressure (say from when your wife opens the door to your computer room to see what you're watching)?