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Behind the Scenes of Narnia's Special Effects

louismg writes "Walt Disney Pictures' Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe took in more than $100 million at the box office worldwide in its opening weekend, riding the back of special effects powering nearly all the movie's characters, from the lion Aslan to the Gryphon, Minotaur, Centaurs and more. VFXWorld has a series of diaries with the technology geeks at Rhythm & Hues behind the special effects. (Part 1, 2) For the fantasy film's special effects, Rhythm & Hues teamed up with Industrial Light and Magic and Sony Pictures Imageworks to deliver more than 1,400 shots for the film, and used cutting-edge technology from BlueArc, NVIDIA and others to keep the effects' production running."

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  1. Anyone seen it yet? by kadathseeker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've heard it's made alot of money, but how does it hold up to the novels? I am sick of novels I love being destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right.

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    1. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have no idea why you've been modded down- it's a valid question.
       
      My wife and I saw a preview showing last Monday. We recently finished reading this book to our kids so it was still pretty fresh in our minds.
       
      The extent to which it is true to the book is pretty great. About the only really big deviation I saw is mentioned in the first response to this question. They really tamed things down in regards to blood and especially so in the sacrafice of Aslan. But looking at the intended audience and the rating this is understandable.
       
      I wrote it up in my journal after we saw it and to sum up my impression, if you liked the book, I think you'll like the film. If you didn't like the book, I doubt you will like the film. If you were indifferent to the book, you might like the film due to all the fantastic creatures. I thought the effects were pretty incredible.
       
      The beginning of the film deviates slightly from the book, but I think it is also a good choice in that, at the time the book came out, the reason for the children leaving London would have been understood. For children today a little explanation is probably helpful.

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    2. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I've heard it's made alot of money, but how does it hold up to the novels? I am sick of novels I love being destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right.

      The story followed the books very closely, much more than (for example) Peter Jackson did with LOTR.

      The movie is what it is - a children's fairy tale. My 9 year old daughter absolutely loved it. But if you can't check your mind at the door, you won't like the movie.

      The Christian allegory is unmistakeable as well. Aslan = Jesus is pretty obvious. Being a Christian myself, I had no problems with that. But the typical more secular slashdotter might not enjoy the movie if they don't ignore the religious parallels.

    3. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Informative

      I thought it was good. My wife loved it. She had never read it as a child and actually cried in parts. I felt they did a good job of it and I was very pleased they didn't take out the Christian content. The original book was very much Christian in context and to remove it would have been to destroy the intention of the author. I would say if you liked the book you will like the movie.

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  2. login: slashdot, password: slashdot by igomaniac · · Score: 5, Informative

    Stupid login reuqired to RTFA, feel free to use mine...

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  3. Great movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I loved it. I'm a huge fan of The Chronicles of Narnia. The movie followed very closely to the book. This made me very happy. The actors did a great job, espcially the actress who played Lucy.

    I only have one complaint. The Talking Beasts and Aslan weren't big enough. Especially Aslan. Aslan should have been twice the size he was portrayed in the movie.

    Other than that, I didn't have a problem with the movie. Loved every minute.

  4. actually, christian messaging is subjective thing by passingNotes.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    sorry to pull at this thorny issue, but people are complaining about the tie-ins to the religious themes and messages (eg lazarus rising yadda yadda) - however, the movie pays homage to the author's intended delivery - although fans will note that the story, like the books, is being told out of order (remember, there was a re-issue of the original books in the author's original desired order)...at any rate, what do you expect? this was a religous guy, and the film carefully caters to these themes without pushing them down viewers' throats...i do NOT believe that the amazing special effects are going to be tricking kids into buying some sort of christian message if that's your real concern - and hopefully kids under 10 are with older people (parents, siblings etc)- and the impressive effects serve only to wow the audience, period. what i'm eager to see is how the movie is packaged for bus tours and religous groups (again, that is not me, i'm the most secular heeb you're gonna meet, but i loved these books even as a kid - and when i heard that they were going to be edited with an eye toward theme omission, i ran out to get original copies....good lord, what would ray bradbury think?)

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  5. Re:Jesus=money by radarjd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps people have chosen to see Christian messages in it, but they were also most certainly put there by the books' author.

    And by your tone, it seems that you are condemning someone, but I'm not sure who...

  6. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it is because you read the book when you were young. We recently read the book with our kids, so it was pretty fresh in our minds when my wife and I saw it. I was surprised by how closely the film stuck to the book. Of course the book lends itself well to film, I think, as opposed to longer and more complex works.
     
    I think though what you may have missed is a lot of the inner dialogue that you get in the book was not in the film. It downplayed Aslan a bit I think, since we don't get to 'hear' how the children feal about him. They did a decent job I think, acting wise, but I'm not sure a film can display the complex ideas conveyed in the book in that regard. Maybe deviating further from the text would have allowed them to be more true to the ideas, if not the events, I'm not sure.
     
    But I do really think that on the whole the film has most of the books strengths as well as its weaknesses.

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  7. Re:? Making stuff up? by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 4, Informative

    With that kind of doe, you'd like they could at least get the blue/green screening done properly. Quite honestly, I felt the effects in this film were very poorly done.

    One more tidbit. It's interesting that on IMDB the first 20 pages of reviews are all very positive (and submitted before the offical release), yet 80% of the more recent ones (since Fridays US release) are all very poor.


    I didn't see the film, didn't read the books, so I'm not here to defend. But I actually went to IMDB and looked at the user reviews, sorted by date, and they are mostly all positive.

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  8. Article summary by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the making of $MOVIE they used $COMPUTER_BRAND computers to render the images. They used $HDD_BRAND hard drives to store the data. They used a network to connect the computers together. They use some off the shelf software ($SOFTWARE1 and $SOFTWARE2) for some of it and they used some proprietary software for other parts. Simulation techniques devised by $RESEARCHER were used for $EXCITING_SCENE. And $INTERESTING_DETAILS amazing facts that you couldn't actually guess were revealed in the article where INTERESTING_DETAILS<1.

  9. Re:Jesus=money by TallMatthew · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why is this flamebait? He hit it right on the money. The studio has been unapologetically pushing this movie to evangelical Christians for weeks.

    The Passion of the Dollar Sign.

  10. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by stevey · · Score: 5, Informative

    The "new" ordering of the books is:

    1. The Magicians Nephew
    2. The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
    3. The Horse and His Boy
    4. Prince Caspian
    5. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
    6. The Silver Chair
    7. The Last Battle

    That ordering works because the "Magicians Nephew" is the one where Narnia is created, and "The Last Battle" is the book in which it is destroyed/ascended. The original ordering has "The Lion .." coming first, and the "Magician Nephew" being a followup after the initial success.

    Personally I read them in the published order, and the small paperback set I have has them numbered in the "old" order - not a big deal to be honest.

    Read a this page for more details on suggested reading order.

  11. Re:Mere Christianity by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I think we all might be suffering from the culture wars. I read over some of Card's comments, and I agree they could be characterized as "rantings." However, Lewis seemed to be just a mainstream Christain of his day, no more at war with science than any other fellow. It's only in the last 20 or 30 years or so here in the U.S. that "fundamentalist" Christains (they're not really fundamentalists in the original meaning of that word, but that's another topic) have been targeting science that did not agree with their religion.

    So there's no reason, in my opinion, that a "man of science" could not read, enjoy, and even agree with a mainstream Christain author.

    Narnia is not immune to the fantasy haters, either.

  12. Re:Pathetic by Khomar · · Score: 5, Informative
    - Why is the witch so angry?
    - Where did Aslan come back from?
    - What connection does the professor have to the wardrobe and Narnia?
    - How did Narnia come into the hands of the White Witch?
    - Where did Aslan leave to and why?
    - How did Aslan become king?

    What you are looking for is "The Magician's Nephew", the sixth book in the Narnian series that is actually a prequel to the entire series. It explains where the witch came from, what the professor knows about Narnia, and who Aslan is (as well as what is up with the lightpost :-) ). These questions were all mysteries in the original books (in their original order) that were not answered until the second to the last book, and with the possibility of making all seven books into movies, they must have decided to keep them mysteries now as well.

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  13. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Council · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm actually worried that the movie won't have a strong enough Christian/religious theme.

    Now, I'm an athiest, brought up Quaker, with little interest in spreading Christianity or anything.

    But I read the books before I could understand the whole Christian allegory thing. I loved them. I reread them later, understood, and felt betrayed. Then I matured enough to where I could read them a third time and not take it so hard. And I realize that the whole feel of the stories, the idea that they had weight and importance and weren't just some guys who had beef with each other, that came straight out of the religious treatment of the characters.

    If Aslan isn't God, and the White Witch is just some woman who wants to rule this place, the story becomes a cheesy special-effects battle movie. Yay, Dungeons and Dragons. If they can try to instill some kind of reverence and awe, and a feeling that these people are taking part in a larger struggle, that what is happening matters, I think the story can carry itself a lot better.

    If you can get over the fact that it's about Christianity, of course.

    I never saw The Passion, and I don't think it's a great idea for a movie, and so forth. But think how much more pointless a film it would be if the guy who was being tortured and suffering wasn't Jesus.

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  14. Re:? Making stuff up? by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not sure you went to the end. There are like 20 pages of reviews posted before the US release date.

    Begining: (Start here and move forward)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363771/usercomments?s tart=1

    End: (Start here and move back)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363771/usercomments?s tart=350

  15. Re:Pathetic by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 5, Informative
    Why is the witch so angry?

    She's evil. There are more details in another Narnia story, 'The Magician's Nephew.'

    Where did Aslan come back from?

    He is ruler of many countries, so he was off visiting them.

    What connection does the professor have to the wardrobe and Narnia?

    That's detailed in 'The Magician's Nephew.'

    How did Narnia come into the hands of the White Witch?

    'Magician's Nephew'

    Where did Aslan leave to and why?

    Other countries to rule.

    How did Aslan become king?

    His Father is the Emperor over the sea and always has been. It's a bit like asking who put God in charge of everything. This is more apparent in the other stories.

  16. The Magic Is Gone by Petersko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember when calling it "movie magic" was accurate. The sci-fi blockbuster took you where you had never been. I remember watching in awe as Jupiter was eaten in "2010: The Year We Make Contact". I watched in wonder as tie fighters strafed the Millenium Falcon. I saw things that couldn't possibly be real unfold in front of my eyes, and when the magic was good, I believed. Maybe for only 120 minutes, but nevertheless, the suspension of disbelief was often total. But the magic is gone. We walk out of theatres saying things like, "Those special effects were fantastic!" rather than, "Can you believe there was a monster in that cave on the asteroid?" We all know how bluescreens work. We know when image layering is used. Most people have at least some familiarity with how computers are used to generate effects. In fact, DVD extras are working hard to make sure every last ounce of wonder is ripped from our minds and hearts. We're being forcefed the knowledge that will destroy our enjoyment. Magicians have known for centuries that once the wonder is gone, so is the audience. And so they jealously guard their secrets, surrounding themselves in a sense of wonder and mystery. The film industry should have done the same. They should have become a mysterious brotherhood, and kept the secrets, passing them down from mentor to student. Sadly, they didn't. They became so enamoured with how great they were that they began to brag about how it all worked. "Look at the great tools we make! Look at how we put those images on the screen!" We didn't really want to know. Maybe we thought we did, but in the end all that has happened is that we have lost that visceral connection to the screen. We know that there's no danger. So we care far less. The last time I saw a movie during which I really experienced true suspension of disbelief was in 1993. Jurassic Park. For 127 minutes, I believed in the resurrection of dinosaurs. When the snorting Tyrannosaur blew off Dr. Grant's hat while sniffing for him, I was afraid for him. I remember the girl trying to hide in the metal cupboard in the kitchen. When the raptor saw her and began closing in, my heart was in my throat. I wasn't the only one. When the raptor smashed into what turned out to be a reflection, several people screamed. I miss that. Can you imagine what an impact the Lord of the Rings movies would have had if we had not known in advance how it all came together? I'd suggest that the movie industry stop destroying the magic, but that genie isn't going back in the bottle. It's far too late. (A past blog entry)

    1. Re:The Magic Is Gone by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, in other words, you remember when you were younger.

      Jesus dude, get some perspective.

      You are one of those "I remember the good old days," which conveniently works because you forget what actually happened back then, probably because you were young. That's normal.

      I watch THE GOONIES now and cringe at the movie. Just last night I was excited to see Close Encounters of the Third Kind was on, which my (younger) gf had never seen, so I made her watch it. I told her, "This is a classic movie." I hadn't seen it in probably 8 years or so. At the end, we were wondering what the big deal was about the movie. I have no idea.

      You say your suspension of disbelief last occurred in 1993 for Jurassic Park. Before that, you said, "the suspension of disbelief was often total. But the magic is gone. We walk out of theatres saying things like, 'Those special effects were fantastic!' rather than, 'Can you believe there was a monster in that cave on the asteroid?'"

      I find this amusing, because 99% of the discussion of JP when it came out was regarding how fantastic the special affects were. They were indeed groundbreaking.

      The Magic is not gone, you're just too old to see it now. So am I.

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  17. We need to look at the context in here... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read that Tolkien took christianity and turned the religion into hidden allegories. I mean, Gandalf descending into the pits of hell, fighting with a flame demon, to be risen as "the white"? That kinda reminds me to Jesus' resurrection.

    And Sauron could be interpreted as Satan. I also read that the orcs were once elves that were turned into evil, wretched beings that hated themselves, and the elves for reminding them what they once where. Couldn't this be an allegory for the fallen angels?

    And taking into account the fact that Tolkien played a key role in Lewis' conversion to christianity (does anyone have details on this?), it's not a mystery that many elements of christianity were embedded in Tolkien's works. And yet, we love Tolkien's works.

    I'm sure that it wasn't Lewis' intention to push down christianity down the readers' throats, perhaps he just wanted to make his writings useful for christians, or to explain parts of christianity somehow.

    I think that people have become seriously disappointed of christians, because of the amount of fundamentalism and zealotry present in today's christian environment. So they reject anything that resembles or includes christianity. But we need to go back to Tolkien and Lewis' environment, and see, from their point of view, that they went to church, where priests were still respected and earned that respect.

    A problem with today's view of religion is that whenever we're mentioned catholicism or christianity, our first thoughts come to either the inquisition or pedophile priests, or religious zealots who promote creationism. But Tolkien's and Lewis' christianity was a relatively quiet part of their environment and society, not the circus we see today in the news.

  18. I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by nido · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Couldn't get more than 20-30 pages into it.

    Tried to read Moby Dick for my 10th grade honors English class... Had something to do with a whale, but that was just the picture on the cover.

    Tried to read The Hobbit several times. Another 20-30 pages...

    Tried to read The Lord of the Rings before I saw the movies. 10 pages before I gave up.

    I couldn't even read Harry Potter.

    I did really well on all those standardized reading tests they make you take in government schools, and I do just fine on magazine article-length pieces, or technical stuff... I never really did any reading for my B.S. degree - went to class, skim-read the texts.

    Finally, a year after finishing my 16.5 years of schooling, I picked up a copy of John Taylor Gatto's A Different Kind of Teacher. In the first chapter, Mr. Gatto talks about how he found that his 7th graders ("at some of Manhattan's best schools, and at some of the worst") were unable to read, beyond for a standardized test. To prove it for his readers, he said to read the first 20 pages of All Quiet on the Western Front (available at just about any library), and then he'd have a question. Well, I read the question first, so I knew the answer. But I didn't read the second question, and even after I had, I still had NO IDEA WHAT WAS TAKING PLACE. I could pass my eyes over the words, but I was incapable of extracting the story from them.

    Mr. Gatto says that the way reading is taught in schools today & for the last 60+ years actually discourages children from visualizing the story as they read it. Which is certainly my problem, and the reason why I couldn't read all those books I gave above.

    While I can't blame school for my inability to visualize, I do resent how they led me to believe that I knew how to read, when that certainly wasn't the case. They wasted 13 years of my life in Elementary, Middle and High schools, and I wasted 3.5 years and a whole lotta $$$ in College. I could've learned so much more if I'd been able to read beyond the level of standardized test.

    (My problem with visualization was due to a medical problem that I am only now resolving, with the assitance of a capable Osteopathic physician in the Cranial Field.)

    So anyways, back to the subject at hand: It's nice that Movie Studios are putting these classic novels on film. This way, since so many of us are incapable of reading complex stories due to our miseducation by the government (ref: books by John Taylor Gatto & others), we can still enjoy the stories our ancestors got from reading the books.

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  19. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by ZaMoose · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Part of what was sorely lacking in the film was the presence of a narrator. I understand that a narrator is a bit of a dated concept these days, but one of the charming "features" of the book was the fact that you, the reader, were essentially hearing this story second-hand from an unnamed but affable narrator with insight into the thought processes of the characters. The witty little asides that Lewis managed to slip in at places gave the whole thing a very British flavo[u]r, which I felt the movie essentially lacked.

    YMMV, of course.

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  20. My capsule review by richardtallent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    0: Geared for a young Harry Potter or Princess Bride audience, nowhere near as dark as LoTR.
    +1: They followed the book closely.
    +1: They didn't butcher the allegory for the sake of over-sensitive non-Christians.
    +1: They didn't play up the allegory for the sake of over-sensitive Christians.
    +1: Effects were near flawless, even though the film had much more daylight than others in the genre (underexposure is SO forgiving).
    -1: The animals in a few scenes near the end seemed to lose a little fur realism. The airplanes at the very beginning seemed too cartoonish as well. Cheetas don't run like that either, IIRC.
    -1: Too much of the beavers.
    -1: Didn't do nearly as good a job as LoTR in giving a sense of "place." Narnia is smaller than Middle Earth, but it felt a little cramped. So did the Professor's house.
    0: Soundtrack was ok.
    +1: Great live and voice casting, other than Titmus, who seemed way too young than I imagined him.
    0: One thing I never liked about the book was the appearance of Father Christmas. An allegory should not be tainted by its own archetype.

  21. Re:Pathetic by Jardine · · Score: 4, Funny


            How did Aslan become king?

    His Father is the Emperor over the sea and always has been. It's a bit like asking who put God in charge of everything.


    Well I didn't vote for 'im.

  22. If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by killbill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Several of the reviews here say they loved the stories as a child, but have a harder time enjoying them now that they understand the Christian allegories.

    To them I would say that perhaps the Narnia stories are the clearest picture of Christianity they have yet seen. I started with the Narnia books, and proceeded to digest and understand a HUGE amount of Christian literature, both highbrow and lowbrow. I now go back to the Narnian books (and the Screwtape letters, The Great Divorce, and some books by John Eldridge) and find them to be probably the most accurate pictures of Christianity written since the Gospels.

    That you find other pictures of Christianity repellent could be a combinations of three factors.

    1) The "other stories" you are being told are being told badly, or are just plain wrong. God does not approve all articles before publication.
    2) The "other stories" you are being told reveal things in yourself that you are not prepared to deal with yet.
    3) You understand the greater story, and simply wish to align yourself with evil instead of good.

    That's been my life's story anyway. It always seems to come down to one of those three things.

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    1. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Couldn't it just be that we no longer find the idealistic Christian view of the world compatable with our experience as adults?

      Maybe we just don't see anything just or right about sacrificing the innocent to save the guilty.

      Perhaps we understand the 'greater story', but we find it inherently evil and decide to align ourselves with good.

    2. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by demachina · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the problem I have with Christianity today is that many Christians and many Christian institutions have strayed so far from the ideals Jesus espoused in the New Testament that I figure Jesus would be aghast if were alive today and saw the idolatry being practiced in his name. It should also be noted the New Testaments were written LONG after Jesus died and it is completely unknown if they are in fact even close to accurately describing him or his teachings.

      All in all, I don't have a problem with Narnia or the Christian message in the books or the movies. I do have a problem with the people and companies who are trying to exploit the Christian themes in Narnia to:

      A. Make more money by trying to make it in to mandatory viewing for every church goer and their children, just like "The Passion". Disney saw the profit in exploiting the religious obssession overrunning America today and:

      1. Made religious themed kids movie
      2. ????
      3. PROFIT

      I rather doubt Jesus would have been in favor of exploiting his message for profit, he was for example not plussed my the money changers next to the temple profiting off the worship of God.

      B. I also have a problem with the people who are trying to use Narnia as a way to seduce children in to Christianity and they are doing it very blatantly. Come here boys and girls and watch these pretty pictures and this exciting story. Did you like that? Yes, well you should be a Christian now even if you don't know what that means or entails. It teeters on brainwashing in much the same way fundamentalists are up in arms about Harry Potter seducing children to the black arts.

      In my idealized world I think I would like to see Christians, who if they really believe in the things Jesus said to:

      - Abandon their fixation on money and wealth and lead a life where they dedicated themselves to the well being of their fellow man and not to lining their pockets

      - Stop supporting politicians and institutions who are proponents and purveyors of wars and killing. For example the U.S. military (the Air Force academy in particular) is coming to be completely dominated by an officer corps of fundamentalist "so called" Christians who pray on Sunday and kill people with little remorse on Monday. That turns my stomach and I'm sure Jesus would gladly climb on another cross in protest against it.

      Bottomline if you are going to claim the title Christian you should really walk the walk. If your priorities are to get rich at any cost and you are a big fan of wars and killing you should stop dirtying Jesus' name with your false idolatry of him.

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  23. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by Drachemorder · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it downplayed Aslan a little bit, because of the obvious allegory involved and the fact that Disney bankrolled the film."

    After thinking about it a bit, I believe they downplayed Aslan more for dramatic effect than to steer away from the Jesus angle. I mean, if you know all along that the lion is pretty much God Almighty, there's not a lot of conflict. God always wins, after all. The movie focuses on the kids, and that makes for more dramatic tension --- how are a bunch of kids going to save the world?

    Oh, and I don't really think "allegory" is the best word to use. In an allegory, characters and events are symbolic of something. It's easy to see Narnia that way, but the crucial difference is that Aslan is not merely a symbol of Jesus --- he actually is Jesus.

    Or so C.S. Lewis said. Of course, C.S. Lewis might have just been trying to explain away the allegory because his good buddy Professor Tolkien hated it ;)

  24. Re:Pathetic by Bazzalisk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    God is neither a Republican nor a Democrat. He's a monarch.

    Not even that Polybius defined a monarch as a single ruler acting within the constraints of what tradition and his subjects will allow. By his definition God is a Tyrant.

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  25. Re:Pathetic by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Funny
    - Why is the witch so angry?

    Hey, you didn't see any eligible warlocks in the movie, now did you? A few thousand years without getting laid, you'd be an icy bitch too.

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  26. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by th3space · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think they call this magical literary device the Third Person Omniscient Perspective. It is a wonderful way for the author to relate information that would otherwise be unavailable if the story were to be told in any other perspective...in other words, rather than being limited to a first person view (single character perspective, can only internalize ones own thoughts and relies on five senses to understand everything else that is going on) or third person objective (unseen/uninvolved narrator, but limited to the five senses), you get to know everything. Though it may be a dated concept (as are the other devices), it is historically a very reliable device for fantasy/sci-fi stories.*

    * - trying to be helpful here, not a jerk.

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  27. Re:Pathetic by merc · · Score: 4, Funny

    How did Aslan become king?

    The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excaliber from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that Aslan, the Lion, was to carry Excalibur! That is why Aslan was King!

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    It's true no man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a good raft.