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Behind the Scenes of Narnia's Special Effects

louismg writes "Walt Disney Pictures' Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe took in more than $100 million at the box office worldwide in its opening weekend, riding the back of special effects powering nearly all the movie's characters, from the lion Aslan to the Gryphon, Minotaur, Centaurs and more. VFXWorld has a series of diaries with the technology geeks at Rhythm & Hues behind the special effects. (Part 1, 2) For the fantasy film's special effects, Rhythm & Hues teamed up with Industrial Light and Magic and Sony Pictures Imageworks to deliver more than 1,400 shots for the film, and used cutting-edge technology from BlueArc, NVIDIA and others to keep the effects' production running."

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  1. Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed... by TheRealBurKaZoiD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I liken it to cotton candy; all fluffy and sweet to taste, but melts to nothing when you eat it. The book was much better, probably because I was a kid when I read it, and my imagination was much wilder than it is now. It's definitely a movie for kids, and I recommend it to all parents. It's at least worth a matinee.

  2. Pathetic by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 2, Informative

    With that kind of doe, you'd like they could at least get the blue/green screening done properly. Quite honestly, I felt the effects in this film were very poorly done.

    One more tidbit. It's interesting that on IMDB the first 20 pages of reviews are all very positive (and submitted before the offical release), yet 80% of the more recent ones (since Fridays US release) are all very poor.

    1. Re:Pathetic by operagost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only problem I had was with the fake-looking "rag doll" physics they used when Peter was unseated from his horse. They really should have used a stunt man. I'm curious: what did you see wrong?

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    2. Re:Pathetic by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 2, Informative

      #1 There was one scene where all the kids were standing in front of a pictureseque mountain background. It was so clearly a green screen and a very poorly done. #2 The animation of the beavers seemed less realistic than the other creatures. It was like having Donkey from Shrek next to Golem from LOTR. #3 The wolves were terrible in most scenes. #4 Proportions were off, particularly in the battle near the end. The giants looked SO out of place and fake, like a bad photoshop edit.

    3. Re:Pathetic by Xzzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quite honestly, I felt the effects in this film were very poorly done.

      The entire movie was very poorly done. It's as if the script writer merely made a bulleted list of every major plot point in the novel, and handed it off to the director. There was absolutely no character to the movie, everyone trouped around the countryside methodicly completing task A before moving on to task B. Felt more like they were connecting the dots than telling a story.

      I suppose it merely proves there's something to be said for "adapting" rather than doing a 1 to 1 conversion. Not sticking to the story may piss off the hardcore fans, but at least it produces a watchable movie.

    4. Re:Pathetic by Khomar · · Score: 5, Informative
      - Why is the witch so angry?
      - Where did Aslan come back from?
      - What connection does the professor have to the wardrobe and Narnia?
      - How did Narnia come into the hands of the White Witch?
      - Where did Aslan leave to and why?
      - How did Aslan become king?

      What you are looking for is "The Magician's Nephew", the sixth book in the Narnian series that is actually a prequel to the entire series. It explains where the witch came from, what the professor knows about Narnia, and who Aslan is (as well as what is up with the lightpost :-) ). These questions were all mysteries in the original books (in their original order) that were not answered until the second to the last book, and with the possibility of making all seven books into movies, they must have decided to keep them mysteries now as well.

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    5. Re:Pathetic by stoolpigeon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been thinking about this since I saw it, and as I've been reading this thread. I liked the film and wouldn't say poorly done, but I think that you have pegged the biggest weakness. By staying so true to the events of the book it loses a little something. The book can narrate a lot of fealing, thoughts and emotions. A film needs to show events to explain that kind of thing.
       
      Interestingly enough the film begins with a scene not in the book at all that does a lot to set up some of how things will work out. But from then on, as you say, you get the books events but not all the book's depth. Now I still liked the film as I've said, and I don't think the books are so deep, that you are missing that much. I think some of the film's weaknesses are the book's weaknesses too. (I've always thought Clive's fiction was his weakest work~ Screwtape Letters excepted)
       
      I think you hit the nail on the head. To have been a better film would have required more deviation from the text. This makes me rethink some of my frustration with the LoTR films. I loved them too, and now maybe I wont be so hard on some of the revisions.

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    6. Re:Pathetic by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 5, Informative
      Why is the witch so angry?

      She's evil. There are more details in another Narnia story, 'The Magician's Nephew.'

      Where did Aslan come back from?

      He is ruler of many countries, so he was off visiting them.

      What connection does the professor have to the wardrobe and Narnia?

      That's detailed in 'The Magician's Nephew.'

      How did Narnia come into the hands of the White Witch?

      'Magician's Nephew'

      Where did Aslan leave to and why?

      Other countries to rule.

      How did Aslan become king?

      His Father is the Emperor over the sea and always has been. It's a bit like asking who put God in charge of everything. This is more apparent in the other stories.

    7. Re:Pathetic by Xzzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interestingly enough the film begins with a scene not in the book at all that does a lot to set up some of how things will work out.

      I'm glad you pointed that out. It's been 15+ years since I read the novels, and though it didn't seem right to witness the bombing of London in the opening scenes I couldn't remeber if it had been in the books.

      Those opening scenes were the only ones in the movie that triggered any kind of emotional reaction in me, which is both good and bad. Illustrates the importance of adapting even better I think. ;)

    8. Re:Pathetic by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I just started reading The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe with my 7 3/4 (the 3/4 are important to her) year-old daughter. We saw the film Saturday night. The opening bombings were mentioned in passing on page 1 in the book, but not described. The children were sent away because of the bombing. Going back for the picture? The invention of the script writer.

      My daughter loved the movie. I thought it had the frequent problem of stuffing too many pages of a novel into too few minutes on screen. "Bullet Points" is a fitting judgement.

      I noticed the shot of the kids up on the peak and the background screaming "green-screen" to my eyes. I thought the beavers looked fake, but the movement of the wolves was well done. For talking animals, the overall effect was quite a breakthrough.

      I'm thinking that after we finish as many of the Narnia books as we care to, I'll read Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy for balance. She loved the Hobbit, but I don't think she's ready for The Lord of the Rings. We've read Harry Potter 1 and 2, and seen the first three movies together. The opening of Harry Potter 3 is too scary for her even though she's seen the film and understands who the big dog is. So those will have to wait.

      I am surprised at how much I like reading to her. Although the Narnia books are the first that I will be reading to her that I haven't read myself.

      And what is slashcode for an underline? I can see my English teacher's red circles around the book titles that ought to be underlined...

    9. Re:Pathetic by Jardine · · Score: 4, Funny


              How did Aslan become king?

      His Father is the Emperor over the sea and always has been. It's a bit like asking who put God in charge of everything.


      Well I didn't vote for 'im.

    10. Re:Pathetic by b4k3d+b34nz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the problem with the movie was that they left out a narrator. One of the things about the books was that you always knew that they were being narrated, but narration was never in the way. In the movie, there is no narrator, and maybe it would have been beneficial for the character development (especially for Aslan) that seems to be missing.

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    11. Re:Pathetic by wrf3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      God is neither a Republican nor a Democrat. He's a monarch.

    12. Re:Pathetic by Bazzalisk · · Score: 4, Insightful
      God is neither a Republican nor a Democrat. He's a monarch.

      Not even that Polybius defined a monarch as a single ruler acting within the constraints of what tradition and his subjects will allow. By his definition God is a Tyrant.

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    13. Re:Pathetic by lgw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Book titles should be italicized, as you've done. Underlining is how you indicate that you'd use italics if you had them.

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    14. Re:Pathetic by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Funny
      - Why is the witch so angry?

      Hey, you didn't see any eligible warlocks in the movie, now did you? A few thousand years without getting laid, you'd be an icy bitch too.

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    15. Re:Pathetic by merc · · Score: 4, Funny

      How did Aslan become king?

      The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excaliber from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that Aslan, the Lion, was to carry Excalibur! That is why Aslan was King!

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    16. Re:Pathetic by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find this line of discussion quite flamebait.

      If you had the ability and power to create life and set forth the rules of physics and behaviour for said life, how does that define you as "Tyrant"? Would that not define you as "The Creator" of said life?

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    17. Re:Pathetic by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What is it about the scene with the kids where there's the moutains in the background? It did stick out as badly done, but darned if I know what it is that's wrong. My best guess is the gamma on the kids is dramatically different from that on the scenery -- but then wouldn't that happen sometimes in real life (clouds, etc.)? I still loved the movie, but of course I loved the books.

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  3. Anyone seen it yet? by kadathseeker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've heard it's made alot of money, but how does it hold up to the novels? I am sick of novels I love being destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right.

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    1. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have no idea why you've been modded down- it's a valid question.
       
      My wife and I saw a preview showing last Monday. We recently finished reading this book to our kids so it was still pretty fresh in our minds.
       
      The extent to which it is true to the book is pretty great. About the only really big deviation I saw is mentioned in the first response to this question. They really tamed things down in regards to blood and especially so in the sacrafice of Aslan. But looking at the intended audience and the rating this is understandable.
       
      I wrote it up in my journal after we saw it and to sum up my impression, if you liked the book, I think you'll like the film. If you didn't like the book, I doubt you will like the film. If you were indifferent to the book, you might like the film due to all the fantastic creatures. I thought the effects were pretty incredible.
       
      The beginning of the film deviates slightly from the book, but I think it is also a good choice in that, at the time the book came out, the reason for the children leaving London would have been understood. For children today a little explanation is probably helpful.

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    2. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by thebdj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am sick of novels I love being destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right.

      Seriously this will never change much, but it is not because of two-bit producers, well not always at least. You have to remember that many books would make a great deal more then just a two hour movie. Look at Lord of the Rings, you have a series of three movies which run over 11 hrs with the extended editions and things still had to be left out.

      In the end, LotR is probably a good example of a book being done fairly right. Yes a few things were left out and some were even changed, but when taking work from literature to film you should expect some change to be necessary. There are some example of very true novel-theater adaptations, but many of those include lots of Director and Writer interaction and even screenplays being written by the original authors.

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    3. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I've heard it's made alot of money, but how does it hold up to the novels? I am sick of novels I love being destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right.

      The story followed the books very closely, much more than (for example) Peter Jackson did with LOTR.

      The movie is what it is - a children's fairy tale. My 9 year old daughter absolutely loved it. But if you can't check your mind at the door, you won't like the movie.

      The Christian allegory is unmistakeable as well. Aslan = Jesus is pretty obvious. Being a Christian myself, I had no problems with that. But the typical more secular slashdotter might not enjoy the movie if they don't ignore the religious parallels.

    4. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There have actually been a lot of (and largely) faithful conversions lately, HHTTG, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (hey, I included "largely", yes, I know the ending and moral is different, but the rest of the film is pure Roald Dahl) to name but two.

      Yes, while it's a long time since I read it, I have to confirm Wardrobe is very, from memory, faithful to the novel.

      I'm (no longer) a particularly great fan of fantasy (I thought the Lord of the Rings trilogy sucked, quite honestly, but that's because it's just not my cup of tea. Mind you, while I loved The Hobbit I never got into the novel either. The Narnia series, however, I lapped up as a child), but so far as I could see it was a good, honest, and well done conversion of the novel. The first half was a little off with the timing, I don't think the novel translated to film terribly well (which is not to say that some of the best scenes weren't in the first half), but the second half worked pretty well. My fiance, who was the last person I expected to enjoy the film, said there were scenes that gave her chills. The battle scene was certainly excellent. There was stuff they managed to pull off that shouldn't have worked but just did.

      So yeah, you don't have to worry about a book you fell in love with being ripped to shreds under Disney's knife this time.

      I wonder if we can chalk this down, to a certain extent, to the religious nature. I'm not a great fan of the whole "We need to appeal to the Christian Right for this movie" thing (not least because Mel Gibson's underhanded "bash the left" campaign to publicise The Passion was, well, underhanded and divisive), but if you're converting a novel with a Christian sub-text, you can't very well get away with butchering it or changing the moral without knowing people are going to call for boycotts. In that respect, the conversion probably benefitted from the religious angle in a way I'd never expect. This atheist but childhood fan of CS Lewis, at least, is glad that happened.

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    5. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Informative

      I thought it was good. My wife loved it. She had never read it as a child and actually cried in parts. I felt they did a good job of it and I was very pleased they didn't take out the Christian content. The original book was very much Christian in context and to remove it would have been to destroy the intention of the author. I would say if you liked the book you will like the movie.

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    6. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it's very definitely Christian allegory. Lewis was quite devout and wrote an amazing lot of Christian literature (I highly recommend The Screwtape Letters even to someone who is not Christian--I myself am not, in fact), and he meant Narnia to be seen from a Christian viewpoint. If you have doubts, reread The Last Battle, in which we get the Narnian version of Judgment Day, complete with Antichrist figure.

      Chris Mattern

    7. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by beejhuff · · Score: 3, Informative

      I had similar thoughts upon seeing the film this weekend, and didn't recall the level of Christian imagery being there when I read the books as a child. But it's there, and there is a great writeup on it at Slate.com at http://www.slate.com/id/2131908/

      The author of the above piece even gives some pretty good analysis on why we don't seem to remember the religious over/undertones from our childhood readings.

      Also interesting to discover that Lewis was a contemporary of Tolkien, and that perhaps this relationship with Tolkien kindled the Christian influences in his writing.

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    8. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Witch invokes the Law as her excuse to put the human boy to death. The boy has violated the law and all who violate the law are worthy of death. Aslan therefore dies for someone else's violation of the law, but has himself violated none. Afterwards Aslan speaks of a deeper law that underlies the ones the witch has invoked.
                Aslan is also the son of the Emperor over the Sea, who rules a great many lands ("In my father's house, there are many mansions").
                From other books, the Emperor made all the lands from darkness and chaos, there's a donkey figure who is set up as the "Anti-Aslan" at Narnia's end times, Narnia suffers its own apocalipse, and the childeren all go to heaven in the end.
                Oh, and there's a bunch of this stuff in LotR too. I sincerely hope this doesn't diminish your enjoyment of either work.

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  4. login: slashdot, password: slashdot by igomaniac · · Score: 5, Informative

    Stupid login reuqired to RTFA, feel free to use mine...

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  5. Great movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I loved it. I'm a huge fan of The Chronicles of Narnia. The movie followed very closely to the book. This made me very happy. The actors did a great job, espcially the actress who played Lucy.

    I only have one complaint. The Talking Beasts and Aslan weren't big enough. Especially Aslan. Aslan should have been twice the size he was portrayed in the movie.

    Other than that, I didn't have a problem with the movie. Loved every minute.

  6. Better CG graphics by satsuke · · Score: 3, Funny

    The CG effects in this Christian allegory masterpiece are so much better than the ones in that other singing / dancing vegetable / fruit one.

    1. Re:Better CG graphics by killbill · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOL!

      Minotaur: "Numbers don't win battles"

      Peter: "No, but I'm sure they help"

      Bob: "Hi! I'm Bob. I'm a tomatoe, and I am here to help!"

      It would not have been any more absurd then Jar Jar...

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  7. actually, christian messaging is subjective thing by passingNotes.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    sorry to pull at this thorny issue, but people are complaining about the tie-ins to the religious themes and messages (eg lazarus rising yadda yadda) - however, the movie pays homage to the author's intended delivery - although fans will note that the story, like the books, is being told out of order (remember, there was a re-issue of the original books in the author's original desired order)...at any rate, what do you expect? this was a religous guy, and the film carefully caters to these themes without pushing them down viewers' throats...i do NOT believe that the amazing special effects are going to be tricking kids into buying some sort of christian message if that's your real concern - and hopefully kids under 10 are with older people (parents, siblings etc)- and the impressive effects serve only to wow the audience, period. what i'm eager to see is how the movie is packaged for bus tours and religous groups (again, that is not me, i'm the most secular heeb you're gonna meet, but i loved these books even as a kid - and when i heard that they were going to be edited with an eye toward theme omission, i ran out to get original copies....good lord, what would ray bradbury think?)

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  8. Re:YOU FAIL IT by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 3, Funny

    DOH! :)

  9. Re:Jesus=money by radarjd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps people have chosen to see Christian messages in it, but they were also most certainly put there by the books' author.

    And by your tone, it seems that you are condemning someone, but I'm not sure who...

  10. Re:No thanks. by operagost · · Score: 3, Informative
    Um, no it wasn't to make Christmas happen again. In case you missed it, it was to fulfill a prophecy that four humans would rule over Narnia and bring Spring.

    Your trolling is cute, but the Narnia series has a level of popularity on par with LOTR and C.S. Lewis was not a hack writer.

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  11. Imagination is more important than knowledge by SethEaston · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I just saw the movie yesterday - LOVED it. Yeah yeah, the special effects were great, but unlike other movies lately that were driven by special effects that totall bedazzled the viewer but had absolutley no character depth (ehem...SW EP III), this movie had it ALL - interesting, WELL-ACTED characters with depth and believability, beautiful cinematography, and a generallty womderful 'feel'. It goes without saying that the plot and story are classics and have true meaning.

    It's not the special effects that made the Narnia books so popular - it was the imagination of C.S. Lewis who gave the story and the characters such meaning and gripped the reader with suspense.

    And yes the effects were quite awesome, but they seemed so transparent in this movie. IMHO, a much better flick about the conflic of good vs. evil than SW EP III ever was. I *REALLY REALLY REALLY* hope they do The Magician's Nephew next!

  12. Re:Mere Christianity by timster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know, I saw the movie this weekend, and I had to squint to see anything like a "retelling of Jesus Christ". The circumstances of Aslan's death and resurrection are only vaguely like those for Jesus, and there are no other parallels at all.

    There is a certain kind of fantasy story where Good battles Evil, and I feel it's a mistake to interpret these in the context of any specific religion, even if the creator's religion influenced their work. I much prefer to take what is there, as it is, and that is easy enough to do with Narnia.

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  13. Lots of talent involved . by gasmonso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The film has been directed by Andrew Adamson, who directed both of the "Shrek" movies and supervised the special effects on both of Joel Schumacher's "Batman" movies. Can it really be that bad?

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  14. Re:No thanks. by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having read all the books, I can tell you the movie is nothing like it. Yes the books were written for kids, but so was Harry Potter, and that came out pretty good.

    I think what you have here is a failure on all levels of the project. From the obviously poor quality effects and crappy sound, to the 'vignette' feeling I got from the last half of the film (like chunks of the film had been removed and the remaining pieces shoddily glued together), this film blew donkey balls.

    The casting director at least had a clue, and got people who matched their characters. Young people who, given a chance to work with professionals, might have actually been able to perform quite well.

    I think your comment about the story being poor and childish reflects more on the hack job by the filmmakers and not the story itself.

    And if you haven't seen it, I would recommend waiting for it's release on free cable, and an exceptionally boring weekend.

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  15. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it is because you read the book when you were young. We recently read the book with our kids, so it was pretty fresh in our minds when my wife and I saw it. I was surprised by how closely the film stuck to the book. Of course the book lends itself well to film, I think, as opposed to longer and more complex works.
     
    I think though what you may have missed is a lot of the inner dialogue that you get in the book was not in the film. It downplayed Aslan a bit I think, since we don't get to 'hear' how the children feal about him. They did a decent job I think, acting wise, but I'm not sure a film can display the complex ideas conveyed in the book in that regard. Maybe deviating further from the text would have allowed them to be more true to the ideas, if not the events, I'm not sure.
     
    But I do really think that on the whole the film has most of the books strengths as well as its weaknesses.

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  16. Re:? Making stuff up? by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 4, Informative

    With that kind of doe, you'd like they could at least get the blue/green screening done properly. Quite honestly, I felt the effects in this film were very poorly done.

    One more tidbit. It's interesting that on IMDB the first 20 pages of reviews are all very positive (and submitted before the offical release), yet 80% of the more recent ones (since Fridays US release) are all very poor.


    I didn't see the film, didn't read the books, so I'm not here to defend. But I actually went to IMDB and looked at the user reviews, sorted by date, and they are mostly all positive.

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  17. Article summary by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the making of $MOVIE they used $COMPUTER_BRAND computers to render the images. They used $HDD_BRAND hard drives to store the data. They used a network to connect the computers together. They use some off the shelf software ($SOFTWARE1 and $SOFTWARE2) for some of it and they used some proprietary software for other parts. Simulation techniques devised by $RESEARCHER were used for $EXCITING_SCENE. And $INTERESTING_DETAILS amazing facts that you couldn't actually guess were revealed in the article where INTERESTING_DETAILS<1.

  18. I thought it was pretty terrible. by sumday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, the narrative is awkward and clunky. It doesn't flow, and this really kills the mood. What kills the mood more is the terrible dialogue all throughout the film. The cinematography is plain disasterous. Not once did i find myself thinking "wow, what a beautiful shot!" like i do in most films of this nature. The sets all look fake. At least, the ones in narnia do. The make-up is unconvincing and just adds to the "upmarket b-movie" feel emanating from the film. Some of the special effects are dire, others are great. It's a real pick 'n' mix. overall, i just think it sucked. espcially when it had such a high budget. But the film did give me hours of fun last night arguing with over zealous christians on the imdb.com message boards.

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  19. Re:Jesus=money by TallMatthew · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why is this flamebait? He hit it right on the money. The studio has been unapologetically pushing this movie to evangelical Christians for weeks.

    The Passion of the Dollar Sign.

  20. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by stevey · · Score: 5, Informative

    The "new" ordering of the books is:

    1. The Magicians Nephew
    2. The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
    3. The Horse and His Boy
    4. Prince Caspian
    5. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
    6. The Silver Chair
    7. The Last Battle

    That ordering works because the "Magicians Nephew" is the one where Narnia is created, and "The Last Battle" is the book in which it is destroyed/ascended. The original ordering has "The Lion .." coming first, and the "Magician Nephew" being a followup after the initial success.

    Personally I read them in the published order, and the small paperback set I have has them numbered in the "old" order - not a big deal to be honest.

    Read a this page for more details on suggested reading order.

  21. Re:Mere Christianity by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I think we all might be suffering from the culture wars. I read over some of Card's comments, and I agree they could be characterized as "rantings." However, Lewis seemed to be just a mainstream Christain of his day, no more at war with science than any other fellow. It's only in the last 20 or 30 years or so here in the U.S. that "fundamentalist" Christains (they're not really fundamentalists in the original meaning of that word, but that's another topic) have been targeting science that did not agree with their religion.

    So there's no reason, in my opinion, that a "man of science" could not read, enjoy, and even agree with a mainstream Christain author.

    Narnia is not immune to the fantasy haters, either.

  22. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Council · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm actually worried that the movie won't have a strong enough Christian/religious theme.

    Now, I'm an athiest, brought up Quaker, with little interest in spreading Christianity or anything.

    But I read the books before I could understand the whole Christian allegory thing. I loved them. I reread them later, understood, and felt betrayed. Then I matured enough to where I could read them a third time and not take it so hard. And I realize that the whole feel of the stories, the idea that they had weight and importance and weren't just some guys who had beef with each other, that came straight out of the religious treatment of the characters.

    If Aslan isn't God, and the White Witch is just some woman who wants to rule this place, the story becomes a cheesy special-effects battle movie. Yay, Dungeons and Dragons. If they can try to instill some kind of reverence and awe, and a feeling that these people are taking part in a larger struggle, that what is happening matters, I think the story can carry itself a lot better.

    If you can get over the fact that it's about Christianity, of course.

    I never saw The Passion, and I don't think it's a great idea for a movie, and so forth. But think how much more pointless a film it would be if the guy who was being tortured and suffering wasn't Jesus.

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  23. Re:? Making stuff up? by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not sure you went to the end. There are like 20 pages of reviews posted before the US release date.

    Begining: (Start here and move forward)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363771/usercomments?s tart=1

    End: (Start here and move back)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363771/usercomments?s tart=350

  24. Re:Mere Christianity by SHP · · Score: 2, Informative

    You know, I saw the movie this weekend, and I had to squint to see anything like a "retelling of Jesus Christ". The circumstances of Aslan's death and resurrection are only vaguely like those for Jesus, and there are no other parallels at all.

    The White Witch as an allegory to Satan, The Angel of Light. The temptation of Edmond by appealing to his desire for pleasure (Turkish Delight) and power (The Kingship). The "Deep Magic" requirement for the spilling of blood to "atone" for traitors. The ownership of traitors by the White Witch. The table rock splitting in two after the death of Aslan (Like the veil of the Temple). The feamles witnessing the resurrection of Aslan. Aslan leaving Narnia after the resurrection (The Ascension). Aslan going to the White Witches castle to set the prisoners free (Christ is hell taking the keys from Satan).

    I saw quite a few parallels, and I didn't have to squint. It wasn't exactly like the events of Christ's life, but is was much closer to it than Tolkien's books. Perhaps that's why the movie is less well received than TLOTR movies were. Yeah, that and the special effects weren't as good.

    -SHP
  25. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by LDoggg_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree.
    I read it when I was kid and really enjoyed the book. I read it to my son about a year ago and he loved it. A little of the magic was gone for me since I understood the allegory this time, but its still a great story.

    The movie stayed very close the book, much more than lord of the rings did.
    There was one part where I thought disney was about to ruin it(something to do with the wolf) but it turned out ok.

    The special effects were awesome, and don't let the PG throw you off, it was closer to a PG13.

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  26. The Magic Is Gone by Petersko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember when calling it "movie magic" was accurate. The sci-fi blockbuster took you where you had never been. I remember watching in awe as Jupiter was eaten in "2010: The Year We Make Contact". I watched in wonder as tie fighters strafed the Millenium Falcon. I saw things that couldn't possibly be real unfold in front of my eyes, and when the magic was good, I believed. Maybe for only 120 minutes, but nevertheless, the suspension of disbelief was often total. But the magic is gone. We walk out of theatres saying things like, "Those special effects were fantastic!" rather than, "Can you believe there was a monster in that cave on the asteroid?" We all know how bluescreens work. We know when image layering is used. Most people have at least some familiarity with how computers are used to generate effects. In fact, DVD extras are working hard to make sure every last ounce of wonder is ripped from our minds and hearts. We're being forcefed the knowledge that will destroy our enjoyment. Magicians have known for centuries that once the wonder is gone, so is the audience. And so they jealously guard their secrets, surrounding themselves in a sense of wonder and mystery. The film industry should have done the same. They should have become a mysterious brotherhood, and kept the secrets, passing them down from mentor to student. Sadly, they didn't. They became so enamoured with how great they were that they began to brag about how it all worked. "Look at the great tools we make! Look at how we put those images on the screen!" We didn't really want to know. Maybe we thought we did, but in the end all that has happened is that we have lost that visceral connection to the screen. We know that there's no danger. So we care far less. The last time I saw a movie during which I really experienced true suspension of disbelief was in 1993. Jurassic Park. For 127 minutes, I believed in the resurrection of dinosaurs. When the snorting Tyrannosaur blew off Dr. Grant's hat while sniffing for him, I was afraid for him. I remember the girl trying to hide in the metal cupboard in the kitchen. When the raptor saw her and began closing in, my heart was in my throat. I wasn't the only one. When the raptor smashed into what turned out to be a reflection, several people screamed. I miss that. Can you imagine what an impact the Lord of the Rings movies would have had if we had not known in advance how it all came together? I'd suggest that the movie industry stop destroying the magic, but that genie isn't going back in the bottle. It's far too late. (A past blog entry)

    1. Re:The Magic Is Gone by Neil+Watson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think the magic of special effects is problem. I think the magic of story telling is lacking. All the magic moments you describe occurred because the story enthralled and surprised you.

    2. Re:The Magic Is Gone by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, in other words, you remember when you were younger.

      Jesus dude, get some perspective.

      You are one of those "I remember the good old days," which conveniently works because you forget what actually happened back then, probably because you were young. That's normal.

      I watch THE GOONIES now and cringe at the movie. Just last night I was excited to see Close Encounters of the Third Kind was on, which my (younger) gf had never seen, so I made her watch it. I told her, "This is a classic movie." I hadn't seen it in probably 8 years or so. At the end, we were wondering what the big deal was about the movie. I have no idea.

      You say your suspension of disbelief last occurred in 1993 for Jurassic Park. Before that, you said, "the suspension of disbelief was often total. But the magic is gone. We walk out of theatres saying things like, 'Those special effects were fantastic!' rather than, 'Can you believe there was a monster in that cave on the asteroid?'"

      I find this amusing, because 99% of the discussion of JP when it came out was regarding how fantastic the special affects were. They were indeed groundbreaking.

      The Magic is not gone, you're just too old to see it now. So am I.

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    3. Re:The Magic Is Gone by Kelson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know, I've never been the kind of person who can't enjoy a magic trick because I know how it's done. (I guess that puts me in Penn and Teller's target audience.) I can appreciate the skill involved in pulling it off. If I know there are gaps in the linking rings, but the magician manages to hide them, the trick works. If I know the flying guy is on wires, but I can't see the wires, great!

      It's only when something jars me out of my state of suspended disbelief that it bothers me, and that can happen as easily with a plothole, a bad line of dialogue, or bad characterization as it can with effects where you can see the wires, or even just knowing the wires are there. Maybe even more easily.

  27. We need to look at the context in here... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read that Tolkien took christianity and turned the religion into hidden allegories. I mean, Gandalf descending into the pits of hell, fighting with a flame demon, to be risen as "the white"? That kinda reminds me to Jesus' resurrection.

    And Sauron could be interpreted as Satan. I also read that the orcs were once elves that were turned into evil, wretched beings that hated themselves, and the elves for reminding them what they once where. Couldn't this be an allegory for the fallen angels?

    And taking into account the fact that Tolkien played a key role in Lewis' conversion to christianity (does anyone have details on this?), it's not a mystery that many elements of christianity were embedded in Tolkien's works. And yet, we love Tolkien's works.

    I'm sure that it wasn't Lewis' intention to push down christianity down the readers' throats, perhaps he just wanted to make his writings useful for christians, or to explain parts of christianity somehow.

    I think that people have become seriously disappointed of christians, because of the amount of fundamentalism and zealotry present in today's christian environment. So they reject anything that resembles or includes christianity. But we need to go back to Tolkien and Lewis' environment, and see, from their point of view, that they went to church, where priests were still respected and earned that respect.

    A problem with today's view of religion is that whenever we're mentioned catholicism or christianity, our first thoughts come to either the inquisition or pedophile priests, or religious zealots who promote creationism. But Tolkien's and Lewis' christianity was a relatively quiet part of their environment and society, not the circus we see today in the news.

    1. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by leonbloy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Gandalf descending into the pits of hell, fighting with a flame demon, to be risen as "the white"? That kinda reminds me to Jesus' resurrection.
      In a letter, Tolkien himself referred to this:
      ...Gandalf faced and suffered death; and came back or was sent back, as he says, with enhanced power. But though one may be in this reminded of the Gospels, it is not really the same thing at all. The Incarnation of God is an infinitely greater thing than anything I would dare to write. Here I am only concerned with Death as part of the nature, physical and spiritual, of Man, and with Hope without guarantees.
      In short: Aslan certainly "is" Christ. Gandalf is not. Tolkien disliked allegory. C. S. Lewis didn't.
  28. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by pizzaman100 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The original order (in the order Lewis wrote them)
    1: Lion Witch Wardrobe
    2: Prince Caspian
    3: Voyage of the Dawn Treader
    4: Silver Chair
    5: Horse and his Boy
    6: Magician's Nephew
    7: The Last Battle

    New order (chronological for events in Narnia)
    1: Magician's Nephew
    2: Lion Witch Wardrobe
    3: Horse and his Boy
    4: Prince Caspian
    5: Voyage of the Dawn Treader
    6: Silver Chair
    7: The Last Battle

  29. YOU ARE RIGHT! by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was using the wrong sorting option. Thanks for pointing it out.

  30. I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by nido · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Couldn't get more than 20-30 pages into it.

    Tried to read Moby Dick for my 10th grade honors English class... Had something to do with a whale, but that was just the picture on the cover.

    Tried to read The Hobbit several times. Another 20-30 pages...

    Tried to read The Lord of the Rings before I saw the movies. 10 pages before I gave up.

    I couldn't even read Harry Potter.

    I did really well on all those standardized reading tests they make you take in government schools, and I do just fine on magazine article-length pieces, or technical stuff... I never really did any reading for my B.S. degree - went to class, skim-read the texts.

    Finally, a year after finishing my 16.5 years of schooling, I picked up a copy of John Taylor Gatto's A Different Kind of Teacher. In the first chapter, Mr. Gatto talks about how he found that his 7th graders ("at some of Manhattan's best schools, and at some of the worst") were unable to read, beyond for a standardized test. To prove it for his readers, he said to read the first 20 pages of All Quiet on the Western Front (available at just about any library), and then he'd have a question. Well, I read the question first, so I knew the answer. But I didn't read the second question, and even after I had, I still had NO IDEA WHAT WAS TAKING PLACE. I could pass my eyes over the words, but I was incapable of extracting the story from them.

    Mr. Gatto says that the way reading is taught in schools today & for the last 60+ years actually discourages children from visualizing the story as they read it. Which is certainly my problem, and the reason why I couldn't read all those books I gave above.

    While I can't blame school for my inability to visualize, I do resent how they led me to believe that I knew how to read, when that certainly wasn't the case. They wasted 13 years of my life in Elementary, Middle and High schools, and I wasted 3.5 years and a whole lotta $$$ in College. I could've learned so much more if I'd been able to read beyond the level of standardized test.

    (My problem with visualization was due to a medical problem that I am only now resolving, with the assitance of a capable Osteopathic physician in the Cranial Field.)

    So anyways, back to the subject at hand: It's nice that Movie Studios are putting these classic novels on film. This way, since so many of us are incapable of reading complex stories due to our miseducation by the government (ref: books by John Taylor Gatto & others), we can still enjoy the stories our ancestors got from reading the books.

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    1. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful
      While I can't blame school for my inability to visualize, I do resent how they led me to believe that I knew how to read, when that certainly wasn't the case. They wasted 13 years of my life in Elementary, Middle and High schools, and I wasted 3.5 years and a whole lotta $$$ in College. I could've learned so much more if I'd been able to read beyond the level of standardized test.

      It's unfortunate that you graduated reading at what you call the "standardized test" level of accomplishment.

      But, in part, the problem is that school has been structured to get you through the tests and out the door. The other problem is they can't actually force you to learn. They can put it in front of you, and speak in front of the class, and even threaten you with stuff on your 'permanent record'. But they can't actually force you to participate in the classes, read the books, or learn the stuff you're intended to.

      My own memories from early school include a lot of kids who simply had no interest in being taught, and who were actively doing what they could do prevent everyone else from learning anything. (At the time I was a rather advanced reader for my age, and probbaly continue to be.)

      I don't think they 'deceived' you into thinking you read well, you managed to get through with the minimum, and are now getting burned by it in later life. The fact that you may have had a learning disability goes to highlight how little teaching is actually taking place, or how much they were keepin gtrack of these things.

      Nowadays, it's probbaly even worse since they'll usually end up just keeping on sliding kids onto the next grade, and then it'll be someone else's problem next year. I suspect you're probbaly not that uncommon of a case -- I suspect a lot of people get through at least high-school with no real learning taking place. They teach kids enough to pass the tests and appear competent, but they can't guarantee you'll learn anything.

      To hear someone who is college educated complaining they can barely read the opening chapter of a book is quite saddening.
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    2. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by pHatidic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I kind of disagree with your conclusion that the answer is turning the books into film, but that being said I think Gatto's book has influenced me more than anything else I've ever read. If you liked Underground History, you should definitely check out these video clips of him talking about the book. He has really expanded his views on what a good primary education should encompass since the book was published, and these video clips are the only place that reflects these ideas as far as I know.

    3. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Ironsides · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe visualization is part of the problem, but not all of it. I used to HATE to read. Then one day my dad forced me to read a Norby novel (one of Asimov's for kids books, actually by Asimov himself). He's regreted it ever since. Problem was, I just needed to find something I liked. I now have an 8 foot bookshelf full of trade paperbacks stacked 2 deep, and a second one on the way. A similar think happened to me later in life in elementary. The teachers thought I was ADD because I wasn't paying attention in class. Instead, the problem was that I was bored since I picked up some of the stuff quicker than the rest of the kids. I learned quicker and as such got bored quicker than the others.

      I think the main problem is that schools are teaching at the lowest common denominator (the slowest kid in the class) instead of challenging everyone.

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    4. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Zphbeeblbrox · · Score: 2, Informative

      You my friend have nailed the problem square on the head. When you teach to the lowest common denominator all your students come out below or at that denominator. Which of course results in the kind of scores our students in the US have been showing.

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    5. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by nido · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm still trying to find the part in your post where you take some bit of responsibility for your inability to read anything longer than a blurb.

      I realized that something wasn't right about 7 years ago, a quarter of the way through my last year of High School.

      I see you pointing the finger at your teachers, the government, and a medical problem.

      I don't blame the teachers - they all meant well by me. But the government is the institution that enforces a system that "doesn't teach the way children learn best" (to paraphrase Mr. Gatto).

      But nowhere in there do you actually take it on yourself to learn to do something that might be a bit difficult.

      This is what I've spent the last seven years on - six years bumbling around in a cloud of confusion (learning to define the problem I had), and another year after I realized my problem was biomechanical in origen.

      And as for the medical problem: Imagine you're trying to learn how to shoot a basketball. You spend years trying to learn, but never advance to the level of others. "Just the way I am". Then one day you realize that, "the reason I can't shoot a basketball very well is because my left arm just flops around with no muscle control. Other people can shoot a basketball well because they can use both hands." Then the question becomes, why doesn't my arm work? You bump from M.D. to M.D.: "your arm is fine", "just need to exercise more", "go to this chiropractor", "need to stop doing _____ so much", "gonna need surgery", etc. Finally you say "phooey on them", and start the "alternative" medical rounds.

      Then one day you finally happen across an Osteopathic Physician in Andrew Taylor Still's tradition ("structure and function are interrelated"). He says, "well, your left arm doesn't work very well because the nerve that controls it is pinched at the spine, and that vertebrae is being pulled out of place by this, this and that muscles, which are locked in spasm." Which is a gross simplification of what Dr. D's done for me, but hopefully it gets the point across.

      Or maybe a better analogy is trying to sprint with ankle braces. No matter how much you train, you won't be as fast as you could be without the braces.

      See also another of my replies in this thread, on how my mother learned to read.

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  31. Am I the only one who.... by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Informative

    Will be boycotting Sony products and productions? Yes, perhaps I'm not fully cogent when it comes to $ony, but I thought there were people on /. that wanted to actively boycott $ony.... and yes, I *AM* aware that there are a lot of products made by $ony.

    So, the part that I don't like about the movie is that $ony had something to do with it.... so naturally, I've not seen it, and won't.

    1. Re:Am I the only one who.... by ahsile · · Score: 2, Funny

      probably never. it is disney, I know that much. I just wanted to throw a sony joke in because the grandparent mentioned it.

      and boycotting anybody is fun.

  32. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by ZaMoose · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Part of what was sorely lacking in the film was the presence of a narrator. I understand that a narrator is a bit of a dated concept these days, but one of the charming "features" of the book was the fact that you, the reader, were essentially hearing this story second-hand from an unnamed but affable narrator with insight into the thought processes of the characters. The witty little asides that Lewis managed to slip in at places gave the whole thing a very British flavo[u]r, which I felt the movie essentially lacked.

    YMMV, of course.

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  33. Best Looking Beaver by Ranger · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you want to see some really nice beaver, go see Narnia. It had the best looking beaver special effects. You even get to see deep inside a beaver lodge. The beaver chase scene is pretty amazing.

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  34. Re:Jesus=money by droolfool · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WHAT is so wrong about it, anyway? I mean, if a muslim puts references to Islam in his book, why so many people get so angry? It seems that one is *forbidden* to put references to his own religion in his own book. It's the teenagers' "don't point a gun at me and make me watch your movie" approach.
    The Christian-bashing talk is overwhelmingly stupid. I know, I know, it makes you look intelligent. Christian-bashing talk is like a "genius certificate" for teenagers. For me, it's stupid.

  35. My capsule review by richardtallent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    0: Geared for a young Harry Potter or Princess Bride audience, nowhere near as dark as LoTR.
    +1: They followed the book closely.
    +1: They didn't butcher the allegory for the sake of over-sensitive non-Christians.
    +1: They didn't play up the allegory for the sake of over-sensitive Christians.
    +1: Effects were near flawless, even though the film had much more daylight than others in the genre (underexposure is SO forgiving).
    -1: The animals in a few scenes near the end seemed to lose a little fur realism. The airplanes at the very beginning seemed too cartoonish as well. Cheetas don't run like that either, IIRC.
    -1: Too much of the beavers.
    -1: Didn't do nearly as good a job as LoTR in giving a sense of "place." Narnia is smaller than Middle Earth, but it felt a little cramped. So did the Professor's house.
    0: Soundtrack was ok.
    +1: Great live and voice casting, other than Titmus, who seemed way too young than I imagined him.
    0: One thing I never liked about the book was the appearance of Father Christmas. An allegory should not be tainted by its own archetype.

    1. Re:My capsule review by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny
      Too much of the beavers.

      Can you ever have too much beaver?

  36. You're showing your age here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...or your ignorance of the context of the original book. When the book was written (1953, I think) for an audience of English children, explicitly retelling effects and experience of the Blitz on children in London (both motivating the move and providing "real" context for the children's experience in Narnia) would have been unnecessary and patronizing. Likewise for those reasonably well read in the history of the time. Similarly, the grab bag of creatures, myths, etc. (including the resurrection of Aslan, recalling Jesus, Mithras, Osiris, or the Corn King of your choice) was all part of the common intellectual baggage of children when the schools' curriculum included heavy doses of Latin, Greek and Medieval European language, literature, religion and history. As well as Lewis' (he was a professor of Medieval and Renaissance Literature).

    Given the common intellectual baggage of children (and adults) today, I suppose the movie needs some 'splainin' to do.

  37. If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by killbill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Several of the reviews here say they loved the stories as a child, but have a harder time enjoying them now that they understand the Christian allegories.

    To them I would say that perhaps the Narnia stories are the clearest picture of Christianity they have yet seen. I started with the Narnia books, and proceeded to digest and understand a HUGE amount of Christian literature, both highbrow and lowbrow. I now go back to the Narnian books (and the Screwtape letters, The Great Divorce, and some books by John Eldridge) and find them to be probably the most accurate pictures of Christianity written since the Gospels.

    That you find other pictures of Christianity repellent could be a combinations of three factors.

    1) The "other stories" you are being told are being told badly, or are just plain wrong. God does not approve all articles before publication.
    2) The "other stories" you are being told reveal things in yourself that you are not prepared to deal with yet.
    3) You understand the greater story, and simply wish to align yourself with evil instead of good.

    That's been my life's story anyway. It always seems to come down to one of those three things.

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    1. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Couldn't it just be that we no longer find the idealistic Christian view of the world compatable with our experience as adults?

      Maybe we just don't see anything just or right about sacrificing the innocent to save the guilty.

      Perhaps we understand the 'greater story', but we find it inherently evil and decide to align ourselves with good.

    2. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, apologetics.

      1) The "other stories" you are being told are being told badly, or are just plain wrong. God does not approve all articles before publication.

      Blame the messenger, not the message. True Christianity (TM) is beyond reproach, by definition, so if you have a problem with it, it must have just been told badly.

      2) The "other stories" you are being told reveal things in yourself that you are not prepared to deal with yet.
      3) You understand the greater story, and simply wish to align yourself with evil instead of good.

      Blame the reader, not the message. True Christianity (TM) is beyond reproach, by definition, so if you have a problem with it, you're just immature or evil.

      To a Christian, possibility 4) is of course impossible:

      4) There are perfectly legitimate reasons to find Christianity and its "message" repellent.

    3. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by demachina · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the problem I have with Christianity today is that many Christians and many Christian institutions have strayed so far from the ideals Jesus espoused in the New Testament that I figure Jesus would be aghast if were alive today and saw the idolatry being practiced in his name. It should also be noted the New Testaments were written LONG after Jesus died and it is completely unknown if they are in fact even close to accurately describing him or his teachings.

      All in all, I don't have a problem with Narnia or the Christian message in the books or the movies. I do have a problem with the people and companies who are trying to exploit the Christian themes in Narnia to:

      A. Make more money by trying to make it in to mandatory viewing for every church goer and their children, just like "The Passion". Disney saw the profit in exploiting the religious obssession overrunning America today and:

      1. Made religious themed kids movie
      2. ????
      3. PROFIT

      I rather doubt Jesus would have been in favor of exploiting his message for profit, he was for example not plussed my the money changers next to the temple profiting off the worship of God.

      B. I also have a problem with the people who are trying to use Narnia as a way to seduce children in to Christianity and they are doing it very blatantly. Come here boys and girls and watch these pretty pictures and this exciting story. Did you like that? Yes, well you should be a Christian now even if you don't know what that means or entails. It teeters on brainwashing in much the same way fundamentalists are up in arms about Harry Potter seducing children to the black arts.

      In my idealized world I think I would like to see Christians, who if they really believe in the things Jesus said to:

      - Abandon their fixation on money and wealth and lead a life where they dedicated themselves to the well being of their fellow man and not to lining their pockets

      - Stop supporting politicians and institutions who are proponents and purveyors of wars and killing. For example the U.S. military (the Air Force academy in particular) is coming to be completely dominated by an officer corps of fundamentalist "so called" Christians who pray on Sunday and kill people with little remorse on Monday. That turns my stomach and I'm sure Jesus would gladly climb on another cross in protest against it.

      Bottomline if you are going to claim the title Christian you should really walk the walk. If your priorities are to get rich at any cost and you are a big fan of wars and killing you should stop dirtying Jesus' name with your false idolatry of him.

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      @de_machina
  38. From special effects to personal reviews... by tashpool · · Score: 2, Informative

    Funny how this thread turned from discussion of visual effects to everyone's personal take on the movie. This isn't necessarily a bad thing; it proves the movie has something more than usual to it.

    Spoilers follow...I saw the movie Saturday morning and had mixed feelings about the effects. As some people have pointed out, I never really felt excited at the scenery or any of the landscape. There was a lamppost with lots of snow and some mountains with a huge ice castle that we only see two rooms of. Maybe you can't expect to do that much with ice, but overall it never gave a really powerful expression. The same with the spring settings, green grass and some rocks - yay.

    Now the characters looked like they had some more love put into them. All though our fawn friend never has a close up shot from the waist down, the shots done from a distance farther back show great detail and overall great walking motion. The King Lion on the other hand was, well a lion that could speak. The detail of the fur and body motion was top notch, but that was what was expected. The choice of voice was also sub par, no offense to Mr. Neeson, but something deeper and more powerful would have breathed more life into Aslan. From an effects standpoint I would also liked to have Aslan's size increased to showcase more of his stature. The minotaurs were most excellent and almost had me thinking I was watching a live interpretation of WoW.

    Now a quick review - How four youths managed to lead an army against an experienced evil queen is beyond me. Yes, there are kids in Harry Potter who defeat the ultimate evil Voldamort but the circumstances are always in their favor. E.g. Harry getting help to complete the tournament from the imposter Moody and surviving the final battle due to his wand being identical, etc. etc. The overall story of Narnia seemed good and grand, but the two girls are underused in the battle and the final confirmation is all too quick with no real struggle or push of emotions. Overall, it's an average movie that I apprieciated more as a book.

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  39. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by Drachemorder · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it downplayed Aslan a little bit, because of the obvious allegory involved and the fact that Disney bankrolled the film."

    After thinking about it a bit, I believe they downplayed Aslan more for dramatic effect than to steer away from the Jesus angle. I mean, if you know all along that the lion is pretty much God Almighty, there's not a lot of conflict. God always wins, after all. The movie focuses on the kids, and that makes for more dramatic tension --- how are a bunch of kids going to save the world?

    Oh, and I don't really think "allegory" is the best word to use. In an allegory, characters and events are symbolic of something. It's easy to see Narnia that way, but the crucial difference is that Aslan is not merely a symbol of Jesus --- he actually is Jesus.

    Or so C.S. Lewis said. Of course, C.S. Lewis might have just been trying to explain away the allegory because his good buddy Professor Tolkien hated it ;)

  40. on the purpose of school by nido · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dear Mr. Coward,

    When my mother was growing up, Kindergarten cost extra. Hers was a poor family, and both parents needed to work. They did the math and found that a caretaker was cheaper than the government's Kindergarten, so that's where my mother spent her 5th year.

    When she got to 1st grade, her parents were surprised to learn from the 1st grade teacher that their daughter already knew how to read. Surprised, because they certainly hadn't taught her.

    What happened? Well - while spending all that time at the caretaker's house, my mother was very bored. So, with a little help from her slightly older sister and the caretaker's kids, she taught herself how to read.

    Some 47 or 48 years later, mom says that she doesn't remember getting much help from her sister or others. Which is what John T. Gatto says: when a child is ready to learn, when the motivation is present, learning to read is extremely easy.

    My mother could read so well, that after she moved to a new school 1/2 way through first grade, she was getting in trouble for reading ahead. Her family moved every year or two when she was growing up, finally finishing with the last three years of highschool in one place.

    Normally, nomadic children don't do so well in school. My mother graduated Valedictorian. She didn't just teach herself how to read while imprisioned at the caretakers - she learned the lesson that if there was anything she wanted to learn, it was her responsibility to teach herself.

    Mom didn't know any better, and sent me to Kindergarten, where I learned the alphabet and short words. First grade brought short sentances, 2nd grade was contractions, etc. Education is for learning how to learn, as you put it. But government schools do not "educate". The school system as it exists today is nothing but a "spoon-feeding" process, designed to strip children of responsibility for learning. If johnny ain't learning, school rhetoric says it's because the teachers aren't good, the buildings suck, the technology is outdated, etc. No one knows to inspire children to learn how to teach themselves what they want to know. It is this way by design, otherwise, who would staff the factories and the fast food businesses, if not for an entire population of dumbed-down worker drones?

    Yes, I can place the blame entirely on the "education" system. I've been through it, and after reading Mr. Gatto's books, I agree that there is little worth salvaging. Check out Underground History of American Education (available for Free on the website given in the GP post), and it's hard to feel any other way.

    Good day. :)

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  41. Re:Mere Christianity by Kelson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The books are certainly written as Christian allegory -- particularly the first, which is very messianic, and the last, which is essentially armageddon. The allegory doesn't quite track (one doesn't normally associate lions with Christ, for instance), but that's mainly due to the inherent limits of metaphor. Eventually you're going to run into a situation where you realize that no, the Internet isn't like a highway in this circumstance.

    There's quite a bit of other stuff going on, though, so to dismiss -- or revere -- the story solely on its allegorical content is to miss quite a lot. Saying "It's Christian, so I don't want to read/watch it" is as silly as holding a prayer meeting during the previews, because it's not the entirety of the work.

    As to C.S. Lewis, he had a long, complicated history with his religion. I recommend the play Shadowlands , or the movie made from it for an alternate view.

  42. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

    Disney did not "bankroll it". The movie was coproduced by Disney and Walden Media, with Walden providing most of the funding. Walden is owned and headed by Philip Anschutz, an oil magnate fundy who is one of the nation's biggest donors to all sorts of anti-gay and pro-censorship groups, plus over 700,000$ to the Republican party and its candidates and runs half a dozen conservative newspapers (he's currently trying to take over Knight-Ridder). The BBC has referred to him as a "corporate vulture" and in 2000 was branded the "Greediest Man in America" by Fortune magazine for his Enron-style ripoff act at Quest (wherein he took steps to try and get employees to buy stock while he sold 6.1 million shares, based on insider info, right before the company collapsed, making himself 200m$ and leaving employees and investors with stock that went from $64 per share to $1.95; he and Quest eventually got out of trouble by a 4.4m$ settlement).

    That alone is enough to make me not want to see the movie. Of course, the fact that there are two soundtracks for the movie (one Christian Rock, currently the only one that's out) certainly doesn't help. I'm not going to fund scum just because I want to see pretty CG.

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  43. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by th3space · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think they call this magical literary device the Third Person Omniscient Perspective. It is a wonderful way for the author to relate information that would otherwise be unavailable if the story were to be told in any other perspective...in other words, rather than being limited to a first person view (single character perspective, can only internalize ones own thoughts and relies on five senses to understand everything else that is going on) or third person objective (unseen/uninvolved narrator, but limited to the five senses), you get to know everything. Though it may be a dated concept (as are the other devices), it is historically a very reliable device for fantasy/sci-fi stories.*

    * - trying to be helpful here, not a jerk.

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  44. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Maybe people should see the movie and decide for themselves or ask a friend they trust to see in and let them know if it's worth it instead of listening to someone so obviously biased as you are.

    Alternatively, they could read the book and then decide whether or not to see it based on how the story plays out.

    You may be too blinded by hate to see that you are every bit as bad as what you claim this guy to be.

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  45. Silly by alandd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't be silly. Shortly after Star Wars came out there were 1 and 2 hour TV specials on how the movies were made and how the special effects were done. Heck, there were news reels on how Disney was able to make color animation and how the voices were done. The movie industry has ALWAYS documented and shown the public how the magic is done.

    I suggest you don't know how to suspend disbelief anymore. Or refuse to do so. Or are jaded by the current lousy movies that try to make up for their failings with great special effects.

    If the movie is well written, well acted and has great effects, knowing how it was made just increases my respect and wonder at the process.

  46. Betrayal? by tnk1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure why people would feel "betrayed" by the Narnia series due to discovering the Christian allegory. I can understand no longer getting any enjoyment out of it, when they consider that the philosophy of the book may counter their own developed ideas, but betrayal seems to indicate that the books portray themselves as something they are not.

    The question is: what were they tricked into? Christianity or admitting that Christian influence isn't going to turn every story into a laughable, droning pseudo-sermon.

    There are thousands and thousands of stories that have that have some religious significance or are religious allegory in some way, shape, or form. People have mentioned this series as well as Orson Card's Mormon related stories and you could probably find books indexing of poems, novels, songs and other things that fit the bill as well. How do those betray anyone? Reading Ender's Game or even Homecoming didn't turn me into a Mormon, even though I found some enjoyment reading them. There are tons of other stories that contain Hindu, Buddhist, or pagan allegories in them, which I equally disbelieve, but consider great fun to read. Did you have to believe in the Greek gods to enjoy reading Greek myths? If you regard Christianity as a myth, can't you enjoy the characters and storylines as entertaining myth? Even though the Greek gods were some of the most hypocritical of characters (which mirror's some peoples' impressions of Christianity's workings), the stories can be great roaring fun. The Bible itself, as long as you read a version not written in Jacobean English, is full of interesting characters doing interesting things. So why would Lewis' work be any different? Is it the story's fault or your preference? And if it is your preference, then how can there be betrayal?

    Sometimes, a story is just a story, and there's nothing wrong with something different than your own views from making you happy. Nothing I can say will change these negative feelings of people perhaps, but basically, it's the Santa Claus syndrome. You believe in Santa and have fun as a kid. And then when you discover the truth, you have the choice of remembering the fun, or deciding to feel that you were lied to and resent it. I've never known any good to come from resentment, particularly for something that gave me joy, so I don't see why resenting these stories makes any sense.

  47. Re:Mindblowing stupidity by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 3, Funny

    The bottom line, the internet wouldn't exist had it not been for Christ's humble teachings 2,000 years ago.

    In your face, Al Gore!

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  48. Christian/Mormon?!? by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 2, Informative

    BoxOfficeMojo called LtW&tW 'Christian/Mormon.' I'm hoping that this means Christian or Mormon, not 'Type Christian, subtype Mormon.' 'Cause C.S. Lewis definitely wasn't writing anything for Mormons...

  49. Re:Mindblowing stupidity by pfalstad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Two ways to end the war: (1) Kill all terrorists. (2) Convert to Islam. Unfortunately, diplomacy is not a part of either

    You post a long defense of Christianity and Christian love (entitled "Mindblowing stupidity"), and then end it with this scary sig? How about what Christ said here:

    "But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you." Luke 6:27-31

  50. Re:Jesus=money by Himring · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe Lewis responded to a letter once full of the same type vitriol with something along the lines of:

    You are a god-hater not an atheist. There is a difference. As a former atheist, I take offense to your representation of one

    Not much mention of it has been made here, but Lewis was quite the atheist prior to his conversion. He did an incredible job answering the demythologization argument of the great Rudolf Bultmann. I did some of my graduate work on Bultmann.

    In essence, Bultmann argued that the gospels were myth, as any other myth of ancient times, and was totally unbelievable. Bultmann was a renowned theologian having spent his long career in the gospels.

    Lewis responded with respect saying, "I have not labored as you in the New Testament, Mr. Bultmann, but I do know something about myth, and the New Testament is not myth." Claiming the NT as myth brought the argument clearly into the territory of the scholarly work of Lewis.

    In all his writings Lewis is a very frustrating figure for critics to tackle. His logic is sound, his arguments high-minded and scholarly and his writings readable to everyone and all. His "art of translation" stated that if you cannot state your point clearly for all to understand then you do not much understand it yourself.

    Such was the approach he brought to the LW2.

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