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Miss Digital World 2005

dnix writes "With the slogan: "Don't hate me because I'm digital" this year we have a nice new Top Digital Model, called Mi, from Shinichi Yoshimoto. She is a nice cybernetic geisha who was chosen from 15 finalists from Italy, Germany, Spain, Pakistan, Iran, Usa, Chile, India, Australia, Brasil and Mexico."

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  1. Only way by squoozer · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is about the only way most /.ians will ever get a girl. Now we just need half way decent VR and a "touch suit" (I should TM that name) and were well away.

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    1. Re:Only way by glass_window · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a shame we just slashdotted her.

    2. Re:Only way by TheBigDuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got a girl. I'm so stupid, I even married her. I wish I could trade her for a high end computer. They are less noisy, use less of my money, and don't mind if I surf for porn. Don't get a girl. They are not as much fun as a computer.

    3. Re:Only way by metternich · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I question whether this stereotype is true. Most nerdy slashdot-reading guys I know, (myself included,) are either married or have girlfriends.

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    4. Re:Only way by 21st+Century+Peon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Save the preaching for Church, not slashdot.

      Everyone preaches on Slashdot - it's just that the most popular sermon is "You are wrong and I am right."
      Of all the opinions that get bandied about in posts, "I like God - He's nifty," is fairly low on the list of offensivenesses.

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  2. I think.... by botzy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I personally feel that Mamegal has an eating disorder and we should not be helping her illness.

  3. Makes one wonder... by archeopterix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any CNC that works in latex?

    1. Re:Makes one wonder... by cr0sh · · Score: 4, Informative
      I know you were posting "in jest", but if you really wanted to "homebrew" a latex version of one of these models (or almost any 3D model), everything does exist to do so in the comfort of one's garage or apartment (Note: If you are going to do this in an apartment, be prepared to have no space to do anything else except shower and sleep. Of course, since you are building a latex female doll, you probably have no life otherwise, so no BFD, right?).

      One would first need a homebrew CNC milling machine, with an X/Y bed of sized around 1 meter per side, and a Z travel for the milling head of around a foot. The milling head can be a simple dremel tool with either a tool extension or a way to tilt the tool or rotate the material to be worked on. It is assummed the doll will be built in sections (the why will be apparent). Enough information on building such a machine is easily available on the internet, parts can be sourced from surplus, structural material can be either "free", surplus, or new, and controlling software is freely available, and in some limited cases, easy to develop (I am sure someone has made simple CNC milling software using QBASIC controlling the parallel port, which is hooked to the servos).

      Once you have the CNC milling machine built (not an easy task alone, but sure to be rewarding!), you then need to choose the material to mill. The easiest and cheapest would be plaster of paris. Build half-thickness molds of plaster of paris, then reverse-impression mill them with the model. Alignment accuracy is important, as these molds will form the parts you are building, and the edges of the molds (after milling) must line up accurately. After milling, you will likely notice tool marks left behind, you will need to carefully (using dental picks, files, sandpaper, etc) smooth all of this out.

      Once you have all of these molds created, you can now start casting with latex (or, if you have the money, silicone rubber). Plenty of information on the internet about how to do this - just realize that latex in the large amounts needed won't be cheap. Also, realize that at this point, if you do things correctly, you can insert metal/plastic armatures (up to and including robotics!) into the molds prior to filling them with latex. These things would themselves have to be carefully engineered, but that is what your CNC machine is for, right? Come to think of it - you could eMachineShop the molds and the armature parts (at significant cost)...

      At this point, it is just pouring, assembly (got to learn how to apply hair, latex paint, where to get fake eyeballs, etc - but all of this too is available on the internet), etc. After all, you got time, right? You are somebody with not much of a life building his (or her) own RealDoll, right? Actually - you want to know what might make you some money? Troll the internet looking for all the information, from the ground up, to custom build such a doll. From building the CNC machine to how to make the casts, to pouring latex, etc - include sources, sample 3D model files, etc. Dump it all on a few CD-Rs or a DVD-R - then sell it in the adult section of Ebay.

      Remember - this will be the best prom evar...

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  4. 2005 winners??? by technoextreme · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This website includes the winners of the 2005 website which were announced on December 10. Unless slashdot posted a dupe within the last four days then I'd seriously doubt it. Then again Digg probably had it first (sarcasm).

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  5. How to test a server (heavy duty massive access) by Qbertino · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) Issue competition of best looking virtual girls
    2) Post full finalists roundup including pictures on server
    3) Post meta article on slashdot with link to said server
    4) Retreat to safe distance as server gets warm and shows cracks

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  6. Re:Brasil by CodeShark · · Score: 4, Informative
    Anglo-centric rubbish. It is only Brazil in English, and that might only be the American version. Ever here a native of the country or a Latin language (Spanish, Portugese, Italian, etc.) speaker pronounce the name?

    Brasil is absolutely correct.

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  7. The future by squoozer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can see it now. The human race slowly becoming extinct because everyone would rather hump a perfect digital partner in VR than interact with a real person. Perhaps we will have developed technology to the point where we can make babies in a tank though.

    Funny thing is though, I know several guys that are probably never going to get a partner let alone have children simply because they have set their sights way to high. They want a perfect woman or nothing. In two cases it is perfect looks that they require and in another it's the perfect little obedient house wife (that last guy makes me cringe everytime we talk). I can't help feeling that there are a lot of guys out there that have lost touch with reality due to constantly having "beautiful" women displayed to them.

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    1. Re:The future by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is going very off-topic, but could the low birth rate also be becuase it takes so long to even get "settled" nowadays? Seriously, you have to have at least a bachelors degree(sometimes more depending on your field) to even get your feet planted financially(esp. if you are like me and paid your own way through school) Plus you have to go through a few years of work just barely treading water while paying insane amounts of money in rent(which unlike a sane mortgage, is not an investment but blowing money everywhere) in order to save enough money to even consider having a kid(unless you don't mind poverty and crappy schools).

      Seriously, it's not just the guys, I know a lot of women who are putting off childbirth as long as possible, if not deciding against it altogether. I know devout Catholics who are putting off having children(which for them means putting off getting married and having sex at all) till they are 30 because they just can't afford it. I was kind of shocked the other day when I came to the realization that my mother(who is a college graduate) was as old as I am right now when she had her first child, whereas I am in no way ready for that kind of responsibility/committment.

      Progress!

  8. Re:Geography. by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wow, amazing....you seem to enjoy bashing American's ignorance while exposing your own:read the first sentence here, it tells you the official name of Bra(s/z)il in Portugese is...........drumroll please.....
    República Federativa do Brasil!
    And guess what, I'm an American! I've also had tech jobs on 3 continents before my 25th birthday! Go back and learn something about the world, then we can talk

  9. There's nothing sexier... by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    Than a chick with a high poly count.

  10. Since these women are digital.... by 8127972 · · Score: 5, Funny

    .... Do they come with some sort of EULA?

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    1. Re:Since these women are digital.... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, but you'll violate the DMCA if you penetrate their DRM. Although I'm sure someone has already figured out a way to back-end it.

      These models give added weight to the Australian meaning of the term 'rootkit.'

      Don't forget to tip your waitress. I'll be here all week.

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    2. Re:Since these women are digital.... by bk4u · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even real women come with an EULA, it's called a relationship. Just like EULA's you never understand all the terms but you check the box saying you accept them because you want to use the product.

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  11. My experience by spungo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried getting kinky with a digital girl once - but she core-dumped on me.

    1. Re:My experience by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Funny

      Awesome! That usually costs extra.

  12. I must be missing the cybergene by Quirk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I got to check them all out before it was /.ed.

    I like chicks alot. Been married, lived with a few others, like long term relationships. The thing is I don't get the uber smooth, cyber skinned, tricked out, fantasy girls, or, the equally poreless, celluloid supermodels. The first time I seriously came undone in the face of transcendent physical beauty was the first time I saw my first real girlfriend fresh out of the shower sans makeup.

    I guess I'm just a regular guy that likes real regular chicks with attractive little flaws.

    I'll take the time I've here and now cause obviously I'm not suited to the tailored, gene spliced and diced perfect world to come.

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  13. I for one welcome our new by chunews · · Score: 4, Funny

    {splurt} oh, crap.

  14. Re:I'm missing something by tpgp · · Score: 4, Informative

    In fact, she exists only from the neck up

    Pics of many of the finalists (including neck down) here

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  15. Re:Comitting virtual murder of Miss Digital World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless you're OJ. Then it's slash, slash, backslash, escape.

  16. Coral mirrors of the 15 girls by Inda · · Score: 4, Informative
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  17. terrible by cbreeze34 · · Score: 4, Funny

    girls look so fake nowadays!

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  18. Priorities by 0311 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I finished school in 2000 (while working full time) we already had two children. And a house. No, I didn't make mega-bucks (still don't and we have 4 children and a much nicer home) but we were very careful with our money and still are. I don't have gadgets (unless you count the XBox, which doubles as our DVD player), my computer is older than my first born (and cobbled together with parts I bought from a wholesaler) and I drive an old car with a lot of miles on it. I bring my lunch from home and we don't eat out much, maybe once every 8 weeks. We rent movies instead of going to the movie theatre. I don't have a lot of spending money, about $15 every two weeks. And yet, I wouldn't trade any amount of money or so-called social freedom for my family. Oh, and by the way, no one I have ever met or heard of was ready for children before they came. They kind of grow on you and you cannot get that kind of practice any other way. Some responsibilities cannot be prepared for until after the weight of them has already settled onto your shoulders and having children is one of those responsibilities.

    Poverty is not a poor financial statement. It is a state of mind. I remember an old Appalachian woman being asked what she would do if she got some money. This was in the last few years that she was interviewed. She lived in a one room shack without indoor plumbing, out in the sticks. She said, "Well, I suppose I would give it to the poor." If you must have loads of spending money and lots of cool stuff in order for you to think of yourself as not poverty stricken, well, you don't really want children, do you? It's about your priorities.

    Well, I do carry on, don't I? Point is, if you want to take on the responsibilities of children, don't wait until you are ready, because you never will be until you have them in your life.

  19. Re:How to test a server (heavy duty massive access by Bob3141592 · · Score: 4, Funny

    [My english is better than most other people's german, so please point out mistakes politely. Thank you.]

    I thought you might want to know that both English and German should be capitalized. You're very welcome.

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  20. Re:Winning speech? by IngramJames · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do cyber models also appeal for world peace in their winning speech?

    No, they ask people not to play Medal Of Honour quite so much.

    And appeal for help defragging HDDs of those living in less technically literate parts of the world.

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  21. Here's what's really creepy: by kalirion · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TFA:

    Kaya is ravishing. She has full lips, long lashes, and a slightly upturned nose. Her expression radiates confidence and power, and her smooth skin is well scrubbed and dotted with freckles. But she doesn't have much of a body. At all.
    ...
    Kaya
    HEIGHT: 5'5"
    WEIGHT: 121 pounds


    So what we have here folks is a 5'5" tall, 121 lb head.