Miss Digital World 2005
dnix writes "With the slogan: "Don't hate me because I'm digital" this year we have a nice new Top Digital Model, called Mi, from Shinichi Yoshimoto. She is a nice cybernetic geisha who was chosen from 15 finalists from Italy, Germany, Spain, Pakistan, Iran, Usa, Chile, India, Australia, Brasil and Mexico."
This is about the only way most /.ians will ever get a girl. Now we just need half way decent VR and a "touch suit" (I should TM that name) and were well away.
I used to have a better sig but it broke.
The one time I actually want to SEE what the deal is, and it's already long gone...
(the article does NOT count)
This might be interesting news, though I remember reading this article the first time, in December 2004. Is anyone ambitious enough to search and see if this is indeed a dupe too?
All you do is hit delete.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
That's a shame, because I usually start examining females from the neck down.
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The 15 finalists were from USA, Germany, France, Italy, India, Argentina, Brazil and Japan.
Having carefully looked at the digi-babes, my vote would have gone to the French chick "Lea Duvall".
I'll do it for cheesy poofs.
Look at well the pubic bulge was modeled... I bet the modeler had to actually construct the vulva, and then put clothes on it, to generate this effect.
I personally feel that Mamegal has an eating disorder and we should not be helping her illness.
in this case the slashdot effect is like a psycho boyfriend... "IF I CANT VIEW HER, NO ONE WILL !"
Any CNC that works in latex?
This website includes the winners of the 2005 website which were announced on December 10. Unless slashdot posted a dupe within the last four days then I'd seriously doubt it. Then again Digg probably had it first (sarcasm).
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
1) Issue competition of best looking virtual girls
2) Post full finalists roundup including pictures on server
3) Post meta article on slashdot with link to said server
4) Retreat to safe distance as server gets warm and shows cracks
We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
Someone should give these models a virtual toilet where they can kneel down over the virtual lid and virtually snort virtual cocaine.
Brasil is absolutely correct.
...Open Source isn't the only answer -- but it's almost always a better value than the alternatives...
Isn't it spelt "Brasil" by Brazilians?
Let's find a site with digitally created high res pictures of women and post it on slashdot without a mirror.
That should go over well with everybody.
Here's a cached version of the page. Link
I do believe Brazil is properly: "República Federativa do Brasil".
The government website is at http://www.brasil.gov.br/
'Nuff said.
Brazil is just a hack on the name that English speakers gave it. Like Germany being Bundesrepublik Deutschland. You do not yell at people for referring to it as Deutschland, so why rant when someone says Brasil?
I can see it now. The human race slowly becoming extinct because everyone would rather hump a perfect digital partner in VR than interact with a real person. Perhaps we will have developed technology to the point where we can make babies in a tank though.
Funny thing is though, I know several guys that are probably never going to get a partner let alone have children simply because they have set their sights way to high. They want a perfect woman or nothing. In two cases it is perfect looks that they require and in another it's the perfect little obedient house wife (that last guy makes me cringe everytime we talk). I can't help feeling that there are a lot of guys out there that have lost touch with reality due to constantly having "beautiful" women displayed to them.
I used to have a better sig but it broke.
Wow, amazing....you seem to enjoy bashing American's ignorance while exposing your own:read the first sentence here, it tells you the official name of Bra(s/z)il in Portugese is...........drumroll please.....
República Federativa do Brasil!
And guess what, I'm an American! I've also had tech jobs on 3 continents before my 25th birthday! Go back and learn something about the world, then we can talk
Monstar L
Looks like the site is slashdotted pretty badly.
. . . I hope the gals are okay!
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That's how Brasilians spell it. ;)
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Need a professional organizer?
Than a chick with a high poly count.
The appropriate phrase would be: "I'd hit it"
When Argumentum ad Hominem falls short, try Argumentum ad Matrem
....with a thread starter message like "geisha" - that sight had to be bound for a /. notch
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.... Do they come with some sort of EULA?
This is my opinion. To make sure you don't steal it, it's covered by the DMCA.
We're speaking English.
Shh.
I tried getting kinky with a digital girl once - but she core-dumped on me.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
I like chicks alot. Been married, lived with a few others, like long term relationships. The thing is I don't get the uber smooth, cyber skinned, tricked out, fantasy girls, or, the equally poreless, celluloid supermodels. The first time I seriously came undone in the face of transcendent physical beauty was the first time I saw my first real girlfriend fresh out of the shower sans makeup.
I guess I'm just a regular guy that likes real regular chicks with attractive little flaws.
I'll take the time I've here and now cause obviously I'm not suited to the tailored, gene spliced and diced perfect world to come.
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Cohen
I googled for it, but I can't seem to locate this heretofore unknown country 'Usa.' Any /.'ers know anything about it? Good place to escape to from the United States?
{splurt} oh, crap.
http://www.missdigitalworld.com.nyud.net:8090/MDWC ontest/showpage/177
http://www.missdigitalworld.com.nyud.net:8090/MDWC ontest/showpage/179
http://www.missdigitalworld.com.nyud.net:8090/MDWC ontest/showpage/181
You're on your own with the videos
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There are many precedents for the English language evolving to correct historical misspellings of place name. Peking / Beijing and Canton / Guangdong, for example. Brasil is the correct spelling, whether you like it or not.
Partially correct, actually "Peking" comes from an older pronounciation of the word in Chinese. Other non-western cultures use the word too. In Japanese, a language from a country that had contact with China long before Europe ever did, the word is "pekin"(romanized of course)
Honestly, if any language can come close to getting a place name correct, I'm impressed.
Monstar L
girls look so fake nowadays!
using anti-bacterial hand soap is like drying your feet in the middle of a shower.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
Are there any better pictures than the ones in the article?
This one is looking spooky, like she just got a facelift, or saw a ghost.
She's got that Real Doll look.
This one has a cheap looking hair-weave. She's also looking a bit angry.
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They look weird.
I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
I don't think it's pathetic.
It's important from a technological perspective, of course. Not everybody is a kernel hacker, some of us have interests in CG and other areas.
It's important from a social perspective, too (where will RL models find jobs now?!!?!?!?, will they work as my secretaries? what about virtual actors? virtual environments populated by virtual people indistiguishable from other people?)
In the context presented, it most certainly is pathetic.
Maybe if it was more about function than form, but the focus is COMPLETELY on form here. That is what is sad.
Answer me this: Why the hell must it have tits for it to be a suitable virtual assistant? Really. What the fuck is with that.
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I don't quite how to say this, but in a world of retouched, airbrushed, p0rn enhanced body mods, this seems a natural progression.
I think I shall change careers to be an undertaker. drug-lord or psychologist; I see an increase in suicide and despair as people try to conform to an unrealistic/unobtainable model of perfection.
All three should continue to be major growth industies, and are lucrative investments for the future
This is progress?
And you never have to worry about her snorting coke to stay slim!
Troll? Ok, sure.
But I was serious, and it obviously hit a nerve, didn't it?
How's about we talk about it instead of shouting 'troll' and ignoring it?
Funny how if you disagree with the general stance, instead of discussing you rather get censored.
IMHO, If I could, I'd have censored the article itself.
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http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ br.html#Govt
read before you link, lest you look like an idiot:
conventional long form: Federative Republic of Brazil
conventional short form: Brazil
local long form: Republica Federativa do Brasil
local short form: Brasil
lots of dollar signs right after the backslash.
You can't handle the truth.
We're geeks. We're sad and pethetic and we like technology. What's your point?
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Kaya was proportedly created to be a virtual newscaster, or some such. She was designed to have big teeth, pudgy nose, blemished skin -- all traits humans find unattractive, so as to appear non-threatening. In some ways she is the antithesis of this contest, and your complaint. Just a little FYI. They don't HAVE to be virtual sex toys, they could be giving you updated information at a mall kisok, for example.
6) If your server is a Dell, turn of furnace and save on heating bills, even if you're in the Canadian North.
When I finished school in 2000 (while working full time) we already had two children. And a house. No, I didn't make mega-bucks (still don't and we have 4 children and a much nicer home) but we were very careful with our money and still are. I don't have gadgets (unless you count the XBox, which doubles as our DVD player), my computer is older than my first born (and cobbled together with parts I bought from a wholesaler) and I drive an old car with a lot of miles on it. I bring my lunch from home and we don't eat out much, maybe once every 8 weeks. We rent movies instead of going to the movie theatre. I don't have a lot of spending money, about $15 every two weeks. And yet, I wouldn't trade any amount of money or so-called social freedom for my family. Oh, and by the way, no one I have ever met or heard of was ready for children before they came. They kind of grow on you and you cannot get that kind of practice any other way. Some responsibilities cannot be prepared for until after the weight of them has already settled onto your shoulders and having children is one of those responsibilities.
Poverty is not a poor financial statement. It is a state of mind. I remember an old Appalachian woman being asked what she would do if she got some money. This was in the last few years that she was interviewed. She lived in a one room shack without indoor plumbing, out in the sticks. She said, "Well, I suppose I would give it to the poor." If you must have loads of spending money and lots of cool stuff in order for you to think of yourself as not poverty stricken, well, you don't really want children, do you? It's about your priorities.
Well, I do carry on, don't I? Point is, if you want to take on the responsibilities of children, don't wait until you are ready, because you never will be until you have them in your life.
... can we see the other finalists as well, please? Strictly as a matter of ... technical interest, of course.
What I want to do is offer an explanation why this happens. In most cases, the bachelors has nothing to do with the job you turn out to perform. Even in technical fields, you only use a tiny fraction of your college knowledge. So why do they require it?
Fundamental mis-use of statistics really. COORELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION! People see that on average college graduates earn some big amount more in their lifetime than non-college grads. So what do they think? If everyone goes to college, then everyone will make more money!
BZZZZT! Try again! The reason college grads make more money isn't simply the piece of sheep skin. More than likely they are smarter/harder workers, and have a real passion for their work(the later is probably much more important than the former). Therefore they are driven to succeed. Forcing someone who doesn't want to go to college into college does not somehow magically bestow those traits upon them, and costs the individual and society at large a lot of money that could have been invested elsewhere. Furthermore, it might stop them from doing something amazing with their life(such as start their own business etc) instead of sitting in a class where they are bored. I think the "feel gooders" who think that everyone is entitled to a degree so they can feel great about themselves really need to come back to reality. Not everyone needs a college education, not everyone wants one, not having one does not condemn you to failure.
Monstar L
Someone forgot to render the chap stick on Kaya's lips. Those things are nice but on the verge of cracking open.
[My english is better than most other people's german, so please point out mistakes politely. Thank you.]
I thought you might want to know that both English and German should be capitalized. You're very welcome.
In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
Do cyber models also appeal for world peace in their winning speech?
No, they ask people not to play Medal Of Honour quite so much.
And appeal for help defragging HDDs of those living in less technically literate parts of the world.
'No rational religion claims "supernatural" exists, that's an atheist slander.' - seen on slashdot.
Each of these digital "people" suffers from the same problem most movies full of digital actors suffer from: they look like animated dead people. We humans are pretty good at accepting cartoon characters as "real" when they don't look like humans, but once they start looking too real we start looking for those details indescribable that show they are alive. When they don't move/look 100% natural, they tend to just register in our minds as dead bodies moved by puppet strings...
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I do a fair bit of CGI profesionally, and I have to say a lot of these images and the work people have done in general on rendering humans is really amazing. There is also a lot more to creating a convincing looking human than to creating a photorealistic city, car, office building, etc.
I've seen better images than what were in the wired article (the other site was slashdotted unfortunately), but they were still highly impressive.
A lot of the problem is that skin is one of the most difficult materials to accurately render. Aside from minor imperfections and blemishes that lend realism to an image, it's difficult to manage proper material attributes that look "real". Such as multiple layers, subsurface refraction, bump mapping, reflectivity, etc.
If I weren't afraid of slashdotting my own server I would post some of my own renders, but I am, so I won't.
Anyone got a cached link of the main site? I'd like to have a look at some of the other entries.
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Looker http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082677/ Michael did not have today's FX, but the theme is familiar.
From TFA:
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Kaya is ravishing. She has full lips, long lashes, and a slightly upturned nose. Her expression radiates confidence and power, and her smooth skin is well scrubbed and dotted with freckles. But she doesn't have much of a body. At all.
Kaya
HEIGHT: 5'5"
WEIGHT: 121 pounds
So what we have here folks is a 5'5" tall, 121 lb head.
It's Brazil not Brasil.
Yeesh, some people think God invented war to teach Americans geography. I don't know why.
According to YOUR OWN SOURCE , it is both. Follow the link, and search for the string "Brasil" within the page. You will find yourself staring at the following text:
I have no problem with people posting corrections, even being pedantic, but be right, and for the love of $diety, don't be stupid!
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What did the blonde say when she heard that 10 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq?
"I didn't know there were that many soldiers in the whole world!"
"I have as much authority as the pope, I just
don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin
I can't understand why the 'Woman in the Red Dress' wasn't a finalist!!
To reproduce the most authentic personalities for virtual women, they should all run like Windows - do I really need to elaborate?
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. - William Gibson
From the website:
HEIGHT: 5'5"
WEIGHT: 121 pounds
POLYGON COUNT: 48,200
Never ask a lady her polygon count!
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None of the four in the Wired article appear to using translucent skin techiques discussed at SIGGRAPH the past three years. Human skin has lots of oil, and different amounts in different places. Locks more realistic when you do this right. But is an expensive computation.
But they are! The English have London, and the German have Berlin (and used to have Bonn, to boot). Also, I don't see how that's any of GP's business.
I wasn't talking about virtual girls being virtual assistants. I was talking about models losing their jobs, and working as real life assistants!!
Maybe _that_ is pathetic, and only technology won't change it, of course.
About virtual assitants, well, virtual stuff is usually associated with fantasy. If you take into account that men are the main consumers of "virtual" products, it's logical that there should be tits involved. It's a marketing issue, more than a design issue.
I don't think commercials need to show naked women in them, but I understand why they do. I does make sense. It's about maximizing sales, taking into account what the consumer likes. Men don't want a deodorant, they want blondes with huge racks. And when it comes to virtual environments, a blonde with a huge rack beats Clippy every time.
4) Retreat to safe distance as server gets warm and shows cracks
I do kind of want to see cracks..
Depending on how far they go in college, they also get exposed to a lot of interesting research ideas & access to equipment that they might not have had available if they didn't go to college.
College isn't necessarily just a sheepskin-producer and/or meat-market. It is actually possible to learn a few useful things in college (at least if you're paying attention & not wasted all the time).
Sorry, are we posting pr0n now?
Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious
Slightly offtopic but I have to say that Pakistani ladies seem to be some of the most beautiful in the world. Being of very conservative views they dont enter the miss world competition but I would not be surprised to find a Pakistani lady among the top 3. There is something to their beauty that makes you want to gaze on. I am saying this from experience, I went to Karachi and Lahore last year and was left speechless by their beauty...
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Kaya was proportedly created [...] as to appear non-threatening.
Which is interesting, because of all the pictures on that site, I think Kaya looks the best. Her teeth aren't perfect, she's got freckles (reminds me of Kate on Lost), she's looking away from the camera (not straight on it like 3 of the others) and she's got hair. I say that last comment because 'Sophie Winters' looks creepy with the bald head. Maybe if she had long, dark, shoulder length hair, she'd be a decent contender, but who knows.
I can totally see these kind of CG models used in animated billboards like the ones in Minority Report, in the mall stores when Tom Cruise went in to get the new clothes and all the girls were trying to get him to buy stuff.
That is actually my point, people who WANT to go to college(like myself) should go to college purely for the learning experience. However, there are a lot of people who feel that they are forced to go to college, who don't want to, who don't really get anything out of the experience. These are the people that shouldn't be going, but of course, they actually support the rest of us(provided they don't get aid, but...)
Monstar L
"brazilian" sounds like "a zillion"
they spell it brasileiros.............
Mestre Bimba ele morreu
Mestre Bimba ele morreu
Mestre Bimba ele morreu
mas no coração do povo
ele nunca faleceu
deus te ponha em bom lugar
esse homem varonil
que deixou a capoeira
para o povo do brasil
meu senhor amigo meu
meu senhor amigo meu
me contou uma história
capoeira hoje em dia
é a arte é a glória, camará
iê viva meu mestre
Iê viva meu mestre, camarà
iê quem me ensinou
Iê quem me ensinou, camarà
iê a malandragem
Iê a malandragem, camarà
iê da capoeira
Iê da capoeira, camarà
iê vamos embora
Iê vamos embora, camarà
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and she says she likes nerds.... Now all I have to do is carry around a little sock of quarters to bash nerds with glasses bigger than mine.
...England used to have Winchester. The capital wasn't moved to London until quite late on.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
That or there's the symptothermal method where the female checks their body temperature upon waking which is also highly accurate. However, using non-artifical methods shouldn't be seen as a carte blanche. A good Catholic should consider whether they're actually delaying kids for a good reason (can't support them yet, conditions currently make childbirth an iffy proposition) or if it's for more selfish reasons (want to buy that new sportscar first, can't stand the possibility of losing free time to tending children, don't want to risk ruining their figure). *shrug* And not everyone follows that, but that's what's suggested.
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Personally, I'm not altogether morally outraged by physical means of contraception, although I do not plan on using them. The chemical methods I'm less kosher with as a) I'm leary of manipulating body chemistry for entertainment purposes and b) the only reason the horomone based methods are classified as "contraceptive" rather than "potential abortifacent" is that the manufacturers lobbied to have the official definition of a contraceptive as not preventing contraception, but preventing implantation. Even then, it's estimated that some 5% of cases involve a child who implants but dies of starvation shortly after. Besides which, the NFP and related methods statistically lead to happier and longer-lasting marriages.
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I just checked the site and they're still only showing faces.
The joke originally cited the rhythm method, which did have a fair amount of "failure" to it. Many people either haven't noticed that the method has improved, or don't want to acknowledge it. *shrug* NFP is in the 99.999% range when done properly and is statistically correlated with happy and long marriages. I'm not sure why they're so afraid to consider it.
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Oh come on! You know very well that nothing be really be capitalized until after its IPO.
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that there are some exceptionally sick guys who would think that was perfect.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
Yeah, well that door swings both ways. Read some personal ads by women some day. Thay want the perfect guy who just stepped out of a cheesy romantic comedy who dotes on their every whim and is always around except when he goes to his job- managing (for about 45 minutes a day) the upscale art gallery he owns.
Hmmm... I wonder if maybe there's a difference not necessarily in what they expect, but what they'll settle for? I know that with the guys I know, there's often a particular physical model they're looking for and they find it hard to compromise on it, particular if their standards involve skinniness. Contrast against the average female personal ad which seems to focus more on personality traits, which can sometimes be changed and trained.
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Not to be a wet blanket, but do we really need more confusion of reality? I mean, I'm all for art and the admiration of the female form, but I can see the future of this: people having full conversations with the AI versions of Kaya or Webbie. They then fall in love, get cyber married, then create AI children. Next comes a cyber house with a cyber dog and cyber neighbors...all because we've learned how to create (literally) our own "perfect" world instead of engaging in the real world. I say leave modeling to the professionals: humans.
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Heh, I remember when that act got signed, all of the anime people were in a tizzy because technically speaking, Sailor Moon and her crew were all well underage. Never mind that they looked like they were much older...
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Heh... ever see S1m0ne? Magic technology, of course, but the concept was interesting enough. Admittedly, he used a virus (on a floppy with convenient skull screen labels) to wipe her out rather than just a delete key.
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They all look like they've just been hit in the back of the head with a bean bag, you know, a blank expression stare-into-space-look just before losing consciousness.
It looks like there are two (not mutually exclusive) possibilities here:
/. can see the evidence for #2.
#1 You married a loser.
#2 She married a loser.
As far as proof goes:
We have one witness for #1.
All of
I'd like to offer a small correction. The small-minded, petty and purile will opt for teledildonics and wipe themselves out. And this is a problem, how? As I see it, the ones who will do well here are going to be the artists (who are generally kept in extreme poverty in western - or any other - civilization) and the computer geeks. The ones who will do badly are those who let their testosterone levels think for them - generally the power-drunk people that geeks keep complaining about, along with those who aspire to be power-drunk. I fail to see how anybody actually looses from such people rendering themselves extinct.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
for the article :)
From the description:
So detailed it's like being with a real Asian girl!
Your right! I'd never notice it's not the real thing! Except....oh....maybe that 99% of her body's missing!!
"City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
"That's so sad. How many is a Brazillian?"
The type of person you typically find on Slashdot is probably more introverted than the norm. I am borderline autistic and I really find maintaining relationships with people to be extremely trying. I orchestrate all my human interactions to make them as BRIEF and superficial as possible. I have a super-hot girlfriend, but I only really enjoy her company for the physical aspect. If she never said a word, I'd like her better.
That said, I especially don't see any value in a virtual girl. If you can't touch her, then what's the point? To have a conversation?
Maybe the point of our existence is to learn to get along with each other. If that's the case, the only foolproof method I've learned is to avoid people altogether.
Some of us thrive on reclusion. I'd argue that because we are not dependent on the emotional support of others that we are in a way superior, not defective.
I guess I would use the word selfish because, in the reasons I listed, it's the people deciding that they want these resources more than they would want their children to have them. Short of farming your children out as labor, you do tend to wind up with less materially. You'll have to sacrifice considerable time and money in their uptake. Even once they're successful engineers or doctors, there is no guarantee of money funneling back because they have their own lives and possibly their own families to tend to. So yes, I would characterize choosing not to have kids as being selfish versus selfless simply by definition. On the other hand, there are sometimes good reasons not to have children. If you really are unable to care for them, you have good reason to delay children.
As for not having them at all... that's a sticky point to me. I'm Catholic and I believe that the purpose of marriage is ultimately to have a family. It also seems weird from my perspective because children our your legacy, your gift to the world. You live on through them and, if you raise your kids right, they will enrich the world. Again, we get into the whole selfish versus selfless thing.
And, in the end, I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with me. That is their right, even if I think they're wrong. There will always be people who will decide that their life is better off without children to get in the way. There will be those who blatantly couch in those terms and those who will talk about population explosions or "not wanting my kid to grow up like me." I'm just stating my opinion on the matter.
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My GF looks just like the fifth virtual finalist!
Mine likes nerds, too. Her favorite nickname for me is 'dork'. Gotta say, though, most girls I dated were not really into the nerdiness. My vast toy spaceship collection works pretty good to sort out the nerd-haters from the nerd-lovers.
Looks to me as if the eyes were taken straight from the top National Geographic magazine cover (http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/afghangir l/).
You can't help but stare at those eyes for a few seconds... very captivating.
...does she dream of electric sheep?
If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
Interesting fact: one Brazillion is roughly 186,112,794 i.e. the number of people living in Brazil right now. The fact that nobody actually knows this is the real joke which us mathematical types have been laughing at behind the scenes for some time now.
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Just because a woman is in traditional Japanese kimono does not make her a geisha. If you've ever seen a real geisha, or even just a photo, or even looked the word up in a dictionary, you'd know the difference. The new Memoirs of a Geisha looks pretty bad, but will probably help a few people out in understanding the difference between a courtesan/entertainer and every other woman in Japan.
"Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Amazing!!! Here these people had a chance to invent their ideal woman from scratch. FROM SCRATCH! And that's the best they can do???? Sad. /end rant
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You didn't get modded as a troll for your opinion. You got modded for expressing your opinion like a complete asshat. You could have phrased your position politely and you might have gotten modded up as interesting.
Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
The Catholic Church mantains that having sex for fun is not to be done.
The only purpose of sex is reproduction according to them, thus any method that would allow you to enjoy sex without worrying about procreating is un-catholic.
I wish I was joking, but that is how that people see the world.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
No, the server is down, you can't see any cracks at all.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Countries are known by different names in different languages, get over it. At least Brazil sounds like Brasil, you should hear what Deutschland is called in different languages: "Germany", "Allemagne", "Niemcy", "Tyskland". Slashdot involves discussions in English, if you don't like it, go to Orkut with the other 90% of speakers of Brazillian Portugese.
When Argumentum ad Hominem falls short, try Argumentum ad Matrem
Ever here a native of the country or a Latin language (Spanish, Portugese, Italian, etc.) speaker pronounce the name?
Did you mean Español, Português, Italiano, etc.?
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It's a shame that adoption is so hard and expensive these days. I know childless couples who want to adopt, but are stymied by the hurdles they have to jump in this country. Two couples I know have wound up going to China to adopt, but that costs a lot of money, is filled with a lot of risks involving the condition of the child when you get them or whether you get them at all, and smacks of buying a child to some people. On one hand, I can see the purpose of keeping people from adopting children who they would proceed to abuse or use, but any kid can face that whether they're with their birthparents or not.
*sigh* And I'm sorry for my post getting you in such a temper. I don't know if I explicitly stated health reasons in my non-selfish list earlier or not. I don't know if you read the grandparent post by me. Either way, I probably brought up a painful subject for you. Like I said before, I've got some understanding of the situation with my brother's marriage. Not personal understanding, me being unmarried, but it's a pretty close secondhand thing.
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