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  1. Do players enjoy dying in first person shooters? on Do Gamers Enjoy Dying in First-Person-Shooters? · · Score: 1

    Only the emo ones

  2. Re:Different on Coping Strategies for Women in IT · · Score: 1

    Where's the Fetus going to gestate? In a box?
    Step 1: Cut a hole in the box...

  3. Re:Here Comes the Sun on Solar Power Becoming More Affordable · · Score: 1
    When they actually take power on 1/3/2007, will we finally get our goddamn flying cars?

    Not until the solar power is capable of 1.21 jigawatts, unfortunately the cars will be DeLoreans.

  4. Ahhhh snakes! on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 1

    Maybe the snakes scared the movie-goers away.

  5. Re:So.. umm... on Some Bands Still Refuse Music Downloads · · Score: 1

    * Blazing Saddles quote - "Taggart: Someone's gotta go back for a shit-load of dimes!"

  6. dell's formula on Dell Issues Laptop Battery Recall · · Score: 1
    Take the number of batteries in the field (A), multiply it by the probable rate of failure (B), then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement (C). A times B times C equals X...

    I guess X was more than the cost of the recall.

  7. Re:What about time for pi ? on The Next Three Days are the x86 Days · · Score: 1

    1/3/37

  8. FLASH! on DHS to Send Widespread Alerts · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when you get a text, remember to duck and cover. Hiding under desks also helps.

  9. Web Bangers? on Gangs on the Internet · · Score: 1
    Web Bangers are posting potentially incriminating photos and taunts on their websites.

    Funny, I always thought web bangers were something completely different

  10. Re:I'm also getting my full bandwidth on ISPs Offer Faster Speeds, Why Don't We Get Them? · · Score: 1
    not to be a dick or anything but, mine's faster!

    :::.. Download Stats ..:::
    Connection is:: 17612 Kbps about 17.61 Mbps (tested with 12160 kB)
    Download Speed is:: 2150 kB/s
    Tested From:: http://testmy.net/ (Server 1)
    Test Time:: 2006/06/02 - 1:58pm
    Bottom Line:: 307X faster than 56K 1MB Download in 0.48 sec
    Tested from a 12160 kB file and took 5.656 seconds to complete
    Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.0.4) Gecko/20060508 Firefox/1.5.0.4
    Diagnosis: Awesome! 20% + : 196.05 % faster than the average for host (57.115)
    Validation Link:: http://testmy.net/stats/id-0BOZLH9UJ

  11. Tentacle? on Day of the Robotic Tentacle · · Score: 1

    Captain Murphy: Oh and tell it to turn it's head and cough

  12. Re:Danger is the middle name on U.S. Considers Anti-Satellite Laser · · Score: 1

    They intend to attatch the laser beam to the head of a frickin shark.

  13. Re:So no music videos on non-DRM Cable TV? on Senate Bill May Ban Streaming MP3s · · Score: 1
    Not a problem. MTV doesn't play music anymore.

    So they will start streaming reality show MP3's now?

  14. SketchUp hooks up with Google Earth? on SketchUp Hooks Up With Google Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    hope they used protection

  15. in other news... on Wisconsin Could Ban Mandatory Microchip Implants · · Score: 2, Funny
    "The Duluth News Tribune is reporting that Wisconsin could be the first state to ban mandatory microchip implants in humans. The plan was authored by Rep. Marlin Schneider, D-Wisconsin Rapids and Gov. Jim Doyle plans to sign the bill. The bill still leaves an opening for voluntary chipping."

    microcheese implants, however, are still mandatory

  16. Describe Bill's day at work? on How Bill Gates Works · · Score: 1
    Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?

    Bill Gates: Yeah.

    Bob Slydell: Great.

    Bill Gates: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.

    Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?

    Bill Gates: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

  17. Re:Personal responsibility on RIAA Recommends Students Drop out of College · · Score: 1
    Oooh, the latest Brittney SPears album didn't sell well? Fine, we'll just make up a couple of people to sue and recoup our losses.

    Hmmmmm well that explains why there have been so many cases

  18. Search results? on China Buys Google · · Score: 1

    Does this mean our search results will be filtered?

  19. Re:Add to Friends on Facebook On The Block · · Score: 1
    / Adds Mark Zuckerberg to his friends.

    How do you know Mark Zuckerberg?

    [ ] Lived together

    [ ] Worked together

    [ ] From an organization or team

    [ ] Took a course together

    [ ] From a summer / study abroad program

    [ ] Went to school together

    [ ] Traveled together

    [ ] In my family

    [ ] Through a friend

    [ ] Through facebook

    [ ] Met randomly

    [ ] We hooked up

    [ ] We dated

    [ ] I don't even know this person

  20. Re:I think I have it! on Amazon's New Storage Service · · Score: 1

    wow, you must have a lot of pr0n you want to store

  21. new motto? on Judge May Force Google to Submit to Feds · · Score: 1

    Do no evil...unless forced to

  22. News? on Microsoft Pauses Work on 'Photoshop Killer' · · Score: 5, Funny

    This isn't news, let me know when Google makes one, then I'll be interested

  23. I remember when I first tried the ACID Test on Opera 9.0 Fully Passes ACID2 Test · · Score: 1
    that's when I realized that butter is way better than margerine, I saw through the bullsh*t.

    RIP Mitch Hedberg, we miss you

  24. Re:Doubtful... on U of Wisconsin's Mac OS X Security Challenge · · Score: 1

    It would not be his University of Wisconsin password, or the password to the College of Engineering accounts like the link goes to, it would be his password on the Department of Information Technology (DoIT) system.

  25. war on spam? on Spam King Busted by Secret Service · · Score: 1

    This seems like just another excuse for Bush to ride on an aircraft carrier and say "Mission Accomplished"