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Life's Secrets From A Comet's Tail
An anonymous reader wrote to mention a Guardian report on the return trip of the Stardust mission, which has snatched material from the tail of a passing comet. From the article: "Scientists are particularly interested in comets because they believe they are rubble left over from making the solar system, which later played a profound role in the development of Earth. They probably delivered most of the water for Earth's oceans and bombarded our planet with complex organic compounds that could have been crucial to the evolution of life here. For these reasons, researchers have sought a source of comet molecules and designed Stardust to provide it." Wow, this thing has been out there a long time. When I Googled to make sure this wasn't a dupe, I ran across CmdrTaco's post about the Stardust probe entering the comet's tail - almost exactly two years ago.
Least entertaining article ever to contain the words "Snatch" and "Tail" in the first sentence...
OMG OMG! This is a du-...... Errr, nevermind.
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to that space dust collecting module that sort of crashed into the ground (parachutes failed to open) last year? I guess it was supposed to be caught by a helicopter but the damn chute screwed up. Wasn't that supposed to have collected some of this magic dust?
Are you for real? You are just PRECIOUS!
Was it...
a. No more dupes.
b. Use Google more.
c. More commentary in story submissions.
no, sorry the answer was CowboyNeal.
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Great, I can see it now NASA scientists are going to be selling hits of comet dust on the black market. Thats all we need a bunch scientists high on comet dust, keep them away from the Mars Rover controls!1!!
Why is it that so often the discussion of a story is about some silly technical detail, the fact that the story is a duplicate, or some side issue?
This article isn't a dupe; its a followup.
Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/12/
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/12/
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PS: I'm aware this article isn't duped.
Yet.
Slashdot actually has a search function built-in! There is a little search box down in the lower left of the webpage that anyone can use. It is especially usefull when searching for dupes. Check out this example:
http://science.slashdot.org/search.pl?query=stardu st
You can see that this very story was posted twice already on the 22nd, not to mention all of the older references.
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Didn't this qualify?
Stardust to Return January 15
Ooops, I already violated my New Year Resolution not to be a total bastard!!
Sorry.
"When I Googled to make sure.."
.org people still hype Google. It's no longer business honeymoon It's like some prick on CSS... head-shot, head-shot, "Killing Spree", head-shot, head-shot, head-shot "Unstoppable", head-shot, head-shot, head-shot, "Godlike". Altavista.com, Hotbot.com anybody anymore ?
I am amazed how much even some
Isn't that what science is all about: regardless of your religious beliefs? See Newton and other scientists who considered their quest for knowledge as learning about God. Which in my case, has a lot more meaning than the myth in the Bible and other scriptures.
Screw the secrets of the universe. Someone checked to make sure it wasn't a dupe!
"I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google"
When I Googled to make sure this wasn't a dupe
Zonk, it's January the first, not April! Guess someone's still under the influence from last night's celebrations...
It's official. Most of you are morons.
Stardust to Return January 15 On December 23rd, 2005 with 143 comments
accessdeniednsp writes "Seven years ago, the Stardust probe was sent to intercept Comet Wild 2, gather dust particles, and return to Earth. Stardust is...
Dust Samples Returning to Earth at 28,860 mph On December 22nd, 2005 with 48 comments
DjBenBen writes "After a 2.88 billion mile round-trip journey, NASA's Stardust mission is nearing Earth with comet and interstellar dust particles that could...
Like oil? Why can't some/most oil come from the original stuff the solar system was made from?
Voyager has been out there a long time. Pioneer has been out there a long time. This spacecraft has 128MB of memory on board. In my day, we made probes with 64K of memory, and we liked it.
Dood, no disrespect (not caring that i'll be rated offtopic) but I believe in allot of things and i'm not saying what you claim is false but one thing i've also learned in my own experiences its sometimes best just to keep your mouth shut and let the world go by, that way you seem to be liked a whole lot more by everyone else around you and you never have to worry about being reported to your local psychiatric facility for a brain scan to make sure your not certifiable.
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Okay yeah it sounds nasty but then again, the development for the inner self should just stay with the inner self
> I have intense religious experiences on a frequent occurance
Dude, that's your hand, not God's.
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/. editor reports searching for duplicate story before posting article. The reports are sketchy but many at the scene report large amounts of alcohol may have been involved as well as a badly timed joke to make Zonk think it was April 1st instead of January 1st. Reports have also come in showing that /. editors have been using an etch-a-sketch to run duplicate searches. This may answer once and for all why so many duplicate stories get posted!
/. editors are nothing more than a 1000 monkey's beating on computer keyboards accounting for the large number of duplicate stories being posted.
In other news speculation continues that
http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/photo/comet3d.html -
Stardust's mission has gone relatively smoothly- I've been checking in every few months because I can't help but be impressed by scale of this experiment. And this time, they ever thought to put a parachute in the return capsule, unlike that other probe which captured solar wind particles, then smashed into the desert floor when the stunt 'copters didn't make the catch. (The sun must've been in their eyes...) The comet pass-through two years ago might have been overshadowed by the Mars Rover(s) story- one of 'em landed just around the same time as Stardust's Wild 2 encounter.
I came, I saw, I left. It looked better in the brochure.
comets appear to contain much more deuterium than the concentration we find in earth's water (even allowing for half-life of deuterium). See: Blake, G. A., Qi, C., Hogerheijde, M.R., Gurwell, M. A., and Muhleman, D. O. "Sublimation from Icy Jets as a Probe of the Interstellar Volatile Content of Comets," Nature, 398, 213 (1999).
Great, next you'll be telling us that the Holy Trinity isn't represented by Geddy, Neil, and Big Al.
My guess is that because the editors see a *ton* of submissions, they often forget which ones they actually posted. Think about it: Do you remember every post you've modded up or down?
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All snarky (provided for my new years resolution to stop grammar nazis. Yes I realize that just begs for more flaming) comments aside I thought this was a cool idea then, and still think so. That thing's been up there for so long, and still working. NASA gets a lot of press (and I makea ton of jokes) about bad comversions and other matters that make their studies fail, but if this is pulled off, with a good landing, it'll be an amazing feat! I hope lots of good studies are done of the material we bring back, and that no Andromana Strains emerge.
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There are a lot of things about comets which it's fun watching armchair philosophers and myopic my-theory-fits-everything scientists trying to explain.
For a few interesting examples:
Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
If the comment, it's a pre-emptive dupe. (-:
Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
From your description, I'm having trouble spotting the difference between God and an ecstasy tablet. To paraphrase James: you can bash the bible all you want, but you will be judged on how you treated those around you. Born again "Chistainity" is completely screwed up in that it falsely claims that you can do anything you want, as long as you have "faith".
- Why was Hubble able to see a flash from the Shoemaker-Levy components from below the horizon and before they were due to impact Jupiter?
- Why was tiny little Hyakutake able to throw a "dusty" tail over half a billion kilometers to where it could wash over Ulysses?
- Why do comets throw material asymmetrically from multiple jets instead of gentle clouds, evenly distributed?
- Why are at least some comets offset from the head of their plume?
- Why did Deep Space 1 see two separate flashes as its impactor hit Tempel 1?
- Why was the resulting explosion much larger than expected?
- Why are there no comets at all with hyperbolic orbits?
I hope this has been of some help....was there any specific point to your post beyond the (obvious) emphasis of the lack of concrete answers? I'm left with a very I'm-being-blonde feeling that I missed something.
Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing