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  1. But I can't explain why you need to be terminated.

    -- HAL

  2. Bill is hoping for a conviction, and a contribution to the Obama Presidential Library will discourage pardons...

    He will be able to have the "Energizer" over all of the time.
    Apparently the Secret Service assigned to her will be happier too.

  3. Mommy and Daddy please stop fighting on New Telemetry Suggests Shot-Down Drone Was Higher Than Alleged · · Score: 1

    For the love of God, Myth Busters need to test this type of scenario to put an end to the infighting.

    The internet has both convicted and cleared this man of any charges (both the shooter and the operator).

  4. Seems like Politiculitus has spread everywhere on Canadian Prime Minister To Music Lobby: Here's Your Copyright Term Extension · · Score: 1

    It changes your DNA and makes you believe you are helping everyone while your hand is sticking out waiting for your reward of wealth/power/fame...

    Am I the only one who used to have faith that our elected leaders had our best interest at heart so we did not have to worry about what they were doing?
    You think that is why we are here today?

    And our future leaders are being groomed by todays leaders, how scary.

    I want to vote for the guy who does not want to run for office. What is his name, Noneof Theabove?

  5. The system is corrupt... on Copyright For Sale: What the Sony Docs Say About MPAA Buying Political Influence · · Score: 2

    I used to think the Democrats were evil, and Repubs could do no wrong. Wow, They pretty much all suck now.

    It reminds me of "wrassling" (WWE) where they work together to make the fight between them look real, and the "actors" don't get hurt, except we get hurt all of the time when done by Washington.

    Politics makes me sad now. Voting is like going to the dump, it stinks to high heaven, but I have to do it.

    I need a drink

  6. Nothing says "IT" like a misspelling on Google Ready To Unleash Thousands of Balloons In Project Loon · · Score: 1

    Especially when it is in the title of the article in 50 point font.

    I guess ITWorld doesn't have a spellchecker.

    I sent the author an email, hope he likes it.

    Blah!!!

  7. Dont worry, the emails are safe... on Clinton Regrets, But Defends, Use of Family Email Server · · Score: 1

    They are stored with the Rose Law Firm Records...

    Or did Vince Foster have them? ... I don't recall...
    There is nothing to be seen here, Move along.

    What difference does it make?

    Blah!

  8. What difference does it make? on Hillary Clinton Used Personal Email At State Dept., Possibly Breaking Rules · · Score: 3, Informative

    Did I win?

  9. Is this "What color is that dress" part 2? on Statistical Mechanics Finds Best Places To Hide During Zombie Apocalypse · · Score: 2

    Really? We have run out of problems now that time can be spent on all this drivel?

    I personally have heard that zombie brains make excellent dip, so get the chips ready.

  10. Re: Yeah, that's the ticket... on NSA Spying Wins Another Rubber Stamp · · Score: 1

    Sorry about yahoo (the ad for clear blue easy that you cannot skip, I am soo sorry)

  11. Yeah, that's the ticket... on NSA Spying Wins Another Rubber Stamp · · Score: 1

    Jon Lovitz had nooo idea what he was starting..

    Politicians are all card carrying members of the Pathological Liars Anonymous club...

  12. While I was reading this... on Is That Dress White and Gold Or Blue and Black? · · Score: 1

    I realized that I the time wasted could have been used for a good fart. ... Ummm nevermind.

  13. What's Twitter? on Twitter Adds "Report Dox" Option · · Score: 1

    Or Facebook?

    I will just climb back on my Brontosaurus and go back to my cave now (and not be harassed)

  14. What about using a jar as an intermediate step? on Surgeon: First Human Head Transplant May Be Just Two Years Away · · Score: 1

    What if a body is not available yet?

    I personally want to wait for an android body for my human head... Do I owe Google money for that? I guess the body will have frequent upgrades...

    Sorry, the coffee making me jittery (and the ADHD).

  15. Re:Seiki on Ask Slashdot: Affordable Large HD/UHD/4K "Stupid" Screens? · · Score: 1

    I second that post. I bought the same monitor (39" Seiki 4k), but was forced to upgrade my video card to handle the higher resolution.

    Bought it through Wal-Mart! They shipped it to my house for free! It was NOT damaged when it arrived.

    Wonderful to not have to use multiple monitors.

    It does have a tuner and speakers, but not too intelligent.

  16. compare Jon Stewart to Brian Williams on Jon Stewart Leaving 'The Daily Show' · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard he was leaving because he was caught telling the truth...

  17. Now you've gone and made me post... on Police Organization Wants Cop-Spotting Dropped From Waze App · · Score: 1

    I used Waze (recently uninstalled), and I can tell you that 1 out of 100 times a cop was actually where a cop was reported. I figured that some cop somewhere was flagging a cop where there was not one (like a smokescreen)... I spent more time pushing the "thumbs down" on those reports that were not valid any more. It got to the point I could not see the route because of all the icons on the screen (and I was not looking at the road like I should).

    Google navigator does fine without the "glitter", and my friends do not need to know where I am going.

  18. Eureka! I think I know what dark matter is made of on Graphene: Fast, Strong, Cheap, and Impossible To Use · · Score: 1

    The same hype that graphene is made of...

  19. Yeah, buy your own DOCSIS 3.0 modem on Comcast Sued For Turning Home Wi-Fi Routers Into Public Hotspots · · Score: 1

    That's the solution....

    Then after two years of having your own modem, you start getting charged $8 a month for modem lease. I call them, they tell me that I have to PROVE to them that I am not using their modem (even though they do not use Zoom modems, and they acknowledge that), and they have no indication that they ever sent me one.

    It took many months to straighten that mess out.

    Google fibre, please come to my town...

  20. I could save money on my server costs on Internet Voting Hack Alters PDF Ballots In Transmission · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I do PDF processing using a server class rack mount machine. Damn, if I could have known that I could have used a cheap off-the-shelf router to do this, I could have had a raise..

  21. Re:why? Better for Comcast to not know on Comcast Allegedly Asking Customers to Stop Using Tor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They care because they are content owners/producers now (NBC).

  22. Re:so what happens at +60% brain activity? on Soccer Superstar Plays With Very Low Brain Activity · · Score: 1

    Damn, I just saw the earlier Lucy reference. Too slow. Must not be using my brain power.

  23. so what happens at +60% brain activity? on Soccer Superstar Plays With Very Low Brain Activity · · Score: 1

    He can teleport the ball into the goal?

  24. More places for Netflix to suck on Comcast To Buy Time Warner Cable In $44.2 Billion All-Stock Deal · · Score: 1

    I guess it is time to switch to the Netflix DVD option, or join Redbox.

  25. Then after the EMP comes on Wi-Fi Light Bulbs Shipping Soon · · Score: 1

    Even if you have old tech generator, you will have darkness.
    Do people realize that the technology gap is trying to make the simple more complex by putting a micro in everything from toothbrushes to toasters? Ooops, already there.

    Wouldn't it be more efficient to use low voltage lighting to begin with?