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Coffin Hotels Opening Near You

An anonymous reader writes "Britain will soon see the launch of a chain of automated, short-term hotels for travelers and businesspeople." From the article: "Each soundproof cabin will contain a sofa that converts into a double bed, a pull down desk, closet space, adjustable mood lighting, a shower, wireless Internet, an iPod connection and a flat-screen TV. Check-in and check-out will be automated, but food and drinks will be available."

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  1. Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A lot of people in the business world are dead inside

  2. iPod? by Teun · · Score: 3, Funny
    an iPod connection

    You insensitive clod!
    What about my Creative Zen?

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  3. coffins? by ebooborg · · Score: 0, Funny

    must be quite an experience

  4. Sound proof and bookable for 4 hour periods.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Sound proof and bookable for 4 hour periods...."

                Sounds like the perfect resource for hookers and hitmen!

    1. Re:Sound proof and bookable for 4 hour periods.... by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      . . .the perfect resource for hookers and hitmen!

      Or even worse. . .

      Street musicians.

      KFG

  5. Don't care. by RickPartin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one who could care less how weird and uncomfortable these things are so long as it's cool and futuristic looking? I am such a slave to my geekness.

    1. Re:Don't care. by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      It should be "Please don't kill me, grammar nazis."

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  6. Strange visitors by Dan!+Dan!+Dan! · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know a certain count from the Balkans that won't mind sleeping in this hotel.

  7. Re:I think I am going to have to change my name... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't get it. A quote about Cheap Hotel "Case never slept in Cheap Hotel, he slept in cheaper places" would have been more relevant.

  8. Re:What about a toilet? by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whould you really want to sleep in the same room you just took a dump in?

    After a night of partying, many college students are already quite comfortable with this idea.

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  9. Re:Ipod connection? by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . .why isn't just a jack stick?

    Do you want to advertise a hotel room bookable for four hour slots as coming complete with a "Jack Stick"?

    KFG

  10. Re:Somethiing similar already exists by mattjb0010 · · Score: 2, Funny

    EasyHotel runs a hotel in London where each room is essentially a box with a door.

    That's every hotel in London.

  11. easyHotel by Jacco+de+Leeuw · · Score: 1, Funny

    easyHotel got these too. They've even shaped the rooms to Stelios' posture! :-)

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  12. Claustrophilic by DrSkwid · · Score: 5, Funny

    I do

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  13. Re:Claustrophobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    WellIdon'tlikespacesatall,confinedornot.

  14. Converts into what you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Each soundproof cabin will contain a sofa that converts into a double bed, a pull down desk, closet space, adjustable mood lighting, a shower, wireless Internet, an iPod connection and a flat-screen TV.

    In my days, our Transformers only changed into one thing and back. And we liked it that way!

  15. Re:THe improved Haiku version by PFI_Optix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your haiku skills need practice, grasshoppah. Fixt: iPod connection? I have a Creative Zen, Insensitive clod!

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  16. Hotel For Mule? by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny

    Accor [...] already operates the Formule 1 brand (http://www.hotelformule1.com/)

    Does it smell like a hotel for mules?

  17. Re:... no thanks ! - Britain is a dirty island .. by bushboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, it's an opinion.

    This is flamebait, dickwad.

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