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Coffin Hotels Opening Near You
An anonymous reader writes "Britain will soon see the launch of a chain of automated, short-term hotels for travelers and businesspeople." From the article: "Each soundproof cabin will contain a sofa that converts into a double bed, a pull down desk, closet space, adjustable mood lighting, a shower, wireless Internet, an iPod connection and a flat-screen TV. Check-in and check-out will be automated, but food and drinks will be available."
To Case:
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
"It's not like I'm using," Case heard someone say, as he shouldered his way through the crowd around the door of the Chat. "It's like my body's developed this massive drug deficiency." It was a Sprawl voice and a Sprawl joke. The Chatsubo was a bar for professional expatriates; you could drink there for a week and never hear two words in Japanese.
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"an iPod connection" - You insensitive clod! What about my Creative Zen?
It's probably just a powered USB port. To most of the world, that is "an ipod connection."
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
There really isn't a downside. Anyone who has traveled much knows you rarely spend much time in the room other than sleeping so large rooms are mostly wasted. If you are staying for more than a few days you pick up a traditional room. They are being put in airports for a reason. People don't stay more than a day or two around an airport and traditionally airport hotels are extremely expense. I'd absolutely go that route if I got stuck with an overnight layover. Beats dropping a couple of hundred for a place to crash.
I don't like confined spaces.
"...business travelers crammed into 10-square-meter cabins."
They make it seem like 10 square metres is very little. I live in a 1-room, 15 square metre apartment, and I have plenty of space for all my furniture. There's even enough room for a small kitchen in the corner.
Sheesh... Lousy pampered business-men...
*Grumble, grumble*
Eat the rich.
Why is this modded troll?
Im from the UK and i dont find this offensive. Infact its a correct image of the UK.
Alot of people have lost respect for there enviroment.
Shit moderation, this is not a troll, these are sad facts of life on the Island of Britannia!
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If they intend mostly to build at airports and other high-throughput venues, they'll be able to charge an almost extortionate amount and the high demand will take care of the rest.
Suppose you come in at an odd hour - say 3pm but are suffering from jetlag. Then it would be a good thing not to have any natural light, and a soundproff hotel room.
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"This smells like some smart marketing suit yelling out requirements "we need this...and that!... and an Ipod connection!""
/required/ to have the intention of making a profit. That means marketing.
Congratulations, you've won the jackpot. Indeed, it's marketing. What else did you expect? Someone starting up a business with the intention of going bust? Those people are trying to sell a product, which, consequently, has to appeal to their market's tastes. iPods have proven to fit in that picture. So, indeed, it's smart marketing. Good work, I'd say.
What do people have against business doing business? Sometimes people seem to forget that businesses are
Your remark was a bit naive.
These mini hotel rooms remind me a lot of the cabins on a cruise ship. They pack a lot of stuff into those.
Bibo Ergo Sum.
Has anyone else noticed these look a lot like prefabricated cruise ship cabins? They too run about 3 meters on a side and contain a functional, if spartan, bathroom. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if these are just a bunch of prefab cubes stuck in a building by crane, then plastered in. At least they don't automatically come with a roommate, like crew quarters...
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I believe that the promoters have this trade very much in mind, though don't expect them to admit it. Many escorts (upmarket) and street girls (downmarket) in the UK do not have a place to go and rely on using hotels. This adds about 50-100 GBP to the punter's cost, and the punter also has the embarassment of dealing with a hotel receptionist knows what's going on (probably seen the girl many times before). These things will be a Godsend to the trade.
These Western-style capsules seem to miss the point, a bit, but I guess these are about "luxury" and not necessarily function.
Well, the Japanese-style capsules assume you're under about 6-foot tall and not obese. That excludes a fair percentage of westeners.
By the time you scale-up a Japanese-style capsule to fit the average westener, you probably don't lose too much by making it a quarter or half-size hotel room.
Lots of reasons it turns out: