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GamePolitics reports on a story of confusion and misunderstanding in Florida. A flyer made from the Zombie Survival Guide was found near a school. Police have, naturally, leapt to the conclusion that the makers of the flyer are threatening violence against schoolchildren and are videogame players. From the article: "Although the Democrat reports that 'Zombie' is a video game, GP is not so sure. There are plenty of games based on zombies, of course, but we can't recall a single one actually named 'Zombie.' 'This underscores the importance of parents knowing what their kids are doing online,' school superintendent Bill Montford said. 'This should be a wake-up call to parents. Students shouldn't be involved in games where people are being shot.'"
It's crap like this that makes me ashamed to live in Florida. Not only do we have idiots like Jack Thompson, but we have horrendous schools, idiotic school boards, and an idiotic government. Arrggh!
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Maybe the government should sue Nintendo for all the kids hopped up on mushrooms.
Oh wait....
Your child could be reading The Onion at this very moment...exposing thier tiny, unformed brain to a world of raw, hardcore comedy. Take action now! Before it's too late!
All these people in a position of authority being quoted talking about something they know nothing about... it reminds me of Brass Eye, where celebrities and politicians (is there a difference any more?) were filmed warning about the dangers of a fictional drug called "cake" that affected an area of the brain called Shatner's Basoon, and warning people that paedophiles were using an area of the Internet the size of Ireland. They unquestioningly accepted what they were told and were happy to lend their own authority to the matter by repeating it to the public, merely because it was in the name of a good cause.
I think the quality of journalism would skyrocket if one simply thing were to happen: people who don't know what they are talking about should just be quiet.
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It's not like banning games, movies, or books will stop teenagers from disobeying authority. They already come equipped with special organs to do that!
...and they don't get the joke? Please, someone rent these people a copy of Shaun of the Dead .
Maybe the kids were working on an ad for the monthly geek boardgame day and were going to play the new Zombie game called School's Out Forever....
though if I were the police, I'd be worried about underage drinking. I know for a fact that beer makes the Zombie game better.
but then again what doesn't beer make better?
"Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
It's a good thing they caught this one so early. I would hate to think about the hate crimes that would have been committed against the living-impaired if they let this horrendous flier keep circulating.
Zombies are not people , they are the living dead . Perhaps controlled a parasitic virus or an ancient sorcerers curse.
how to shoot Zombies is something all children must learn , I would far rather my 240000 kids learn how to blow their heads off with a shotgun than have the lot of them get infected and turn undead themselves.
These moralists are endangering all the nations of the world , we must educate our children now or risk the Zombie plague.
I HAVE SEEN IT , just watch Night of the living dead, it could happen people .
We are in a zombie amber alert , vigilance will secure our liberty.
The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
Good luck in getting the US citizens to agree to that one...
When all is said and done, nothing changes...
How does an old comedy book by an SNL writer become a video game (or at the very least, a video game manual)? Did they not RTFM and just automatically bring up good ol' Vid'agame McScapegoat? These people are supposed to solve murders and they can't even differentiate between a comedy book and a video game? Yikes... I guess I know where to commit crime now (better go practice with some GTA first, though).
I Lost My Virginity While Waiting for BSD to Compile.
The proper term is Undead-American.
Perhaps they confused the Zombies!!! card game with being a video game.
Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
Unfortunate that in this day and age, stupidity is recognized as a form of diversity that subsequently demands tolerance from the rest of us while people speak their minds without actually USING them first.
When games are outlawed, only outlaws will play games.
Quick, secure all your books before they poison our childrens minds with damage and violences!!!
I've had lots of people explain essentially that because something was their job, it meant they were so much smarter than me, and that I'm not God.
Oh, and listening to the goings on about you to understand people and how you and they might be a benefit/risk to each other isn't a smart thing to do in their minds. They label it "evesdropping" and is unquestionably wrong in their minds.
With the lack of vital information that listening in provides, no wonder they're so dumb.
With all the talk in TFA about how everybody took a set of facts and come to a totally idiotic conclusion, I thought we were talking about the President of the United States!
Could you have imagined how much more damage they could have done if they had included the letters "WMD" in it?
Of course, this happened in Florida. Most of the residents are too old to care. They are going to each other's place and getting faced and playing bridge. (Lord knows my parents are. That "Mandatory Florida Resident Age" is a killer!)
One word: Assassins.
Somehow I think the establishment would frown on the campus wide, continuous game of Assassins that went on while I was in school.
Hitler did it with the Jews
I'm calling Godwin's Law on this one. WOOT that means GP is right and Zed Sapiens deserve to die!
Beware the fury of a patient man
- John Dryden
It shows that some people suck at research. I took two seconds on Google searching for "Zombies game" because I remember hearing the name from SOMEWHERE. When I found this like, it dawned on me that one of my friends actually owns this sh***y board game. I understand that they said that it was a video game, but if they're mucking up what the kids claimed the game was, then it's actually a board game. Here's the link for those who whish to check out the game ^_^ http://www.angelfire.com/games/zombiereviews/revie ws/zombiesrvw.html
"Campbell added that the responsible parties would be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
Well, somebody's going to be getting one hefty littering fine...
The school officials AND local lawenforcement are pro-mutant/hellspawn cannibalism! By seeking to protect zombies they are all but promoting the destruction of all man made institutions, infrastructure and the fabric of society itself. I'm all for principled thoughtful action, but if the living dead return to feast on our flesh and rend out souls the time for an ounce of prevention has passed. Why don't they just invite Osama to fly with them to New York for Christmas!?
How can you tolerate such radical subversives to entrench themselves in the fundemental institutions of your local government? Your failure to act invites the wrath of God; if he drops Jerry Falwell on your house, don't look to us for help.
I don't think that the "video games make people killers", and all that other crap are targetted at us generally. I think they are targetted at the children of today, as a way of programming them to think that video games are bad for them, so there would be a good chance, I think, that in 10 years or so, more people will actually believe this stuff spewed out by these propagandists. It is a better way to get their messages; false or not, listened to, and it is working I think.
Hey if we're banning forms of expression because of violence you need to cut it off at the source, ban the old stuff first, like all the ancient mythology of previous civilizations, all the written records of our own inclination to violence in the past, and be sure to hit the bible while your at it, because I'm pretty sure I read a part that went.
"And God said let their be zombies, and there was. Then He said let their be shotguns, and it was so. And so God and Jesus and the arch angels set forth to pwn some zombie noobs for many centuries, and it was good. One day, the arch angel gabriel turned to God and said, my Lord, surely and endless sea of zombies are entertaining in their futile efforts, and surely I enjoy the illusion of God-like ability, that I may bask in your greatness (at killing zombies, among other things) - but would not this world be more entertaining if we brought forth these zombies as the living first, and then had them turned to zombies, that we might watch the living and the unliving struggle for their opposing survival? And God said, that sounds like a fox reality series, but as a gift to you Gabriel, we shall spend some fraction of eternity watching the less powerful battle zombies for their survival. And so it was, but the people foresaw the coming of the zombie apocolypse, and some began to train for such a situation, and so came forth Lucifer, and played upon society in his cursed way, to make the spreading of Zombie Survival Guides seem as a danger in themselves, and so this world did not survive. And so the Almighty created a new world (28 days later) and filled it with zombies, and He called forth to Gabriel and said, I shall be killing zombies over here, but if you wish to keep battling zombies as a mortal, with mortal odds, for some incomprehensible reason, go forth my Creation, and create video games and movies, that you might bask in your preference until we come up with a new way to kill our infinite amount of time.
And so we are.
I think everyone is missing the point; it doesn't matter whether there is a video game link here or not, the real thing to worry about is that there are some potentially crazy people taking the time to post flyers near a school that say "BE PREPARED" and depicting people shooting some other form of "people."
I think there is every right to be concerned about some psycho kids going Columbine on this school, but as for a video game link, I think that's just what's selling papers. But again, regardless of the video game link, these wackos posting the flyers should be taken seriously. Even if they are only shooting "zombies" these are the same kind of psychos that can't distinguish between the living dead and 3rd graders.
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The Zombie Survival guide is a book, I have it, its funny. Its a bit of tounge-in-cheek satire at an acctual zombie attack. Its not a damned game. I hate florida, I'm glad I moved and now reside in the great state of Colorado (no, I was not motivated by any specific herb either, I press jump to get high anyways)
instead of bad parenting. This is America baby. You can't mess with chidren and parents. Thats taboo.