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The World According to Google

Ant writes "BBC News has an interesting article and a streaming video documentary on Google. It has interviews with Google staff and people who dislike the company. From the article: 'In the 18 months since its stock market flotation, Google has been transformed from a company that prided itself on being simple and effective, into a multi-headed high tech beast which wants to get involved in everything.'"

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  1. World Domination! by isecore · · Score: 5, Funny

    what's next from Google:

    WORLD DOMINATION! (currently in beta)

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    1. Re:World Domination! by ereshiere · · Score: 5, Funny
      WORLD DOMINATION! (currently in beta)
      Everyone will slowly join The Google Party--by invitation! I've got 99 left.
    2. Re:World Domination! by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not if they give everyone a kitten or puppy.

      Awwwwww

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  2. they are already into drinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

    Google gulp beta! 4 great flavors

  3. "The World" according to Google? by bk4u · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmmm, turns up 2,840,000,000 hits

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    1. Re:"The World" according to Google? by VikingBerserker · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Everything" turns up about 528,000,000 results.

      "Google" turns up about 969,000,000 results.

      I'd think getting involved with everything would be a step down for them...

  4. Re:On the record by BVis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Interesting that you posted as an AC.

    Of course, if you hold these opinions, the NSA probably already has surveillance on you through your ISP. After all, if you're not with us, you're against us. See you in the carrot patch.

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  5. Re:Materialisation by quark101 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are obviously mistaken my friend. Things like this don't evolve. A "higher intelligence" or "intelligent designer," as it may be, directs and leads their growth into new patterns and directions that would be too complex to arise on their own otherwise.

  6. Re:Google & Amazon by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amazoogle, of course. Or Googlazon ... but that sounds like the name of a monster from a Japanese B grade.

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  7. Re:And so by jacksonj04 · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least it prevents goatse.xxx

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  8. The Internet by masklinn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Serious business

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  9. The Da Vinci Virus! by Fei_Id · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes and then we can gain access to root and find the garbage file to execute the Da Vinci code and hold the world hostage!

  10. Re:And I, for one... by Cal+Paterson · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new internet-meme overlords.

  11. Re:Enlist in the Google Army by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Better yet, join the Google Air Force and you can drop some Google bombs.

    KABOOM!