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Bounty For Booting XP on the Intel iMac
An anonymous reader writes "The race is on. You can try to get the bounty for booting Windows XP on iMac. At this moment there is $2773 waiting for the winner. However several people have brickified their iMacs when playing with EFI." I imagine those tech support calls are hysterical ;)
I don't know sounded fun so I tried it . ,then proceeded to use it to kick a Windows XP CD around the room.
But a little boot on the iMac's stand
Unfortunately due to a technicality , I can't claim the prize money.
I assume though I am the first person to boot windows with an iMac
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It's a cromulent Neologism
The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
Enbrickened.
Fracked.
Made to exhibit a Brickish form.
Relegated to brickhood.
Elevated to the Platonic ideal of "Brick".
Invited to join the elite group of formerly functioning Von Neumann machines now inculcated in the eternal, static realm of Brick. (FFVNMNIRSRB: pron. Fuff-van-man-IRS-Rub)
DEAD BRICKED.
Seriously, kids. Do try this at home. It is big, it is clever. And it will give us a laugh. Let's see you try and do that with your $3000 Alienware rig.
Muhahahahaha.
in a twist of irony. Or the EFF.
Not to be too picky, but the correct word, I believe, is "bricked". Although whether there's an actual dictionary definiton of the word in this context I do not know.
This is a new low for a grammar nazi... trying to correct a word that isn't even a word. Brilliant.
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That Mac isn't dead... its pining for the fjords..
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
I just got a message from a friend of mine saying I have been /.ed . Now my life is complete
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However several people have brickified their iMacs when playing with EFI. I imagine those tech support calls...
.... minutes. Have a great day, sir.
UserX: Hi, is this Apple tech support?
Tech Support Operator 213453098: Yes, how can I help you?
UserX: Well, I was trying to win a contest by booting Windows XP on my iMac and then totally brickified it.
Tech Support Operator 213453098: Oh that's too bad, can you please start from the beginning?
UserX: Okay, I had XP copied to a disc, I put it in the iMac and fiddled with the EFI a bit to boot XP and all of a sudden I had a screen with a bunch of letters and numbers on it. I tried to hardboot it and get back OSX, but it failed...so I brickified it.
Tech Support Operator 213453098: So you corrupted your iMac to the point will it will not boot at all?
UserX: No, I got so mad I just threw a brick at it - now it's just a pile of sparking wires and smoking plastic.
Tech Support Operator 213453098: Please hold, let me transfer you to our anger management department. You estimated wait time is... thirty-five
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Then wouldn't it be "to embricken"?
Hee-hee. Dying tickles!
embricken
It could be one of those detached (or whatever it's called) German verbs...
Wann hast du deine iMac emgebricken?
Die iMac verbindung bricken em.