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RIM - The Whole Story

khendron writes "The Globe and Mail has published an article titled Patently Absurd, detailing the whole history of the RIM vs. NTP wireless war. It is a blow by blow account of how a dispute that could have been settled for a few million dollars is now 'a billion-dollar dagger hanging over RIM.' The article reads like a fairy-tale of egos, legal blunders, and patent stupidity."

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  1. Patent stupidity? by matt4077 · · Score: 3, Funny

    no pun inteded, I guess.

    1. Re:Patent stupidity? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

      Alternative title: Rim - The hole story
      Starring goatse?

      Nahhhh no puns

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  2. Fairy-tale of egos, legal blunders, and patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean "Snow White, 6 Lawyers, and The One-Click Dwarf?"

    I loved that one as a kid.

  3. Fun with crackberryheads... by IAAP · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...I just don't really like crackberries.

    I got this from a waitress friend of mine...

    A lot of times, people come into the restaruant she works in and while she's trying to take their order and ask them things like: "What kind of dressing do you want, what do you want to drink, etc...", they'll be looking at their crackberry and findling with the butons. Of course, they're asking her to repeat what she said and thy always get pissed when their order isn't what they thought they asked for. So, to make their rudness fun, while she's (other waitresses are doing this, too) taking their order, she'll interject a "meow", as in a cat's meow. The contest amoung the waitresses is to see how many "meows" they can say to the crackberryheads before they say "excuse me?". It's really fun to watch!

  4. Re:confused by despisethesun · · Score: 2, Funny

    *giant cane appears and pulls flok off the stage*

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  5. job loss by DirtyJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    After reading that blow by blow summary, I worry that many Research in Motion employees will have to say goodbye to their RIM jobs.

  6. Karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who could have scripted it any better? Company seeking to cash in on stupid patent is hoist by its own petard. The resulting patent dispute threatens communications between lawmakers who rely on the stupid company with the stupid patent, so they pass a law exempting themselves from the laws they created. Can they really outlaw their own karma? Stay tuned to find out!

  7. Re:Fairy-tale of egos, legal blunders, and patent. by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shhh! Be careful, or Disney'll get you for copyright infringment!!!11

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  8. Doesn't look good for Research in Motion, by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    but you know what they say: "Fill it to the RIM ... with Grim!"

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  9. Re:Glad this wasn't settled out of court by pnewhook · · Score: 3, Funny
    If you want to do business in America you will not violate our laws and you will pay damages that you owe great pioneering Americans.
    Sure. As soon as you payback the 5 Billion you owe us for illegal duties on softwood lumber in violation of NAFTA.
    Go cry to your Queen, as if she or anyone else can help.
    Careful not to piss us of fucktard or we'll invade again and burn down the Whitehouse (again).
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  10. Re:Glad this wasn't settled out of court by pnewhook · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow its worse than I thought. I think you are a republican. Obviously also suffering from short man syndrome and penis envy.

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    Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.