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Scientists Find New Species In Remote New Guinea

An anonymous reader writes "A team of scientists exploring an isolated jungle in one of Indonesia's most remote provinces said they discovered dozens of new species of frogs, butterflies and plants as well as large mammals hunted to near extinction elsewhere. The team also found wildlife that were remarkably unafraid of humans during their rapid assessment survey of the Foja Mountains, which has more than two million acres of old growth tropical forest."

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  1. So tell us. by falzer · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do they taste?

    1. Re:So tell us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Surprisingly like chicken.

    2. Re:So tell us. by Three+Headed+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

      Save the endangered species! Collect the whole set!

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    3. Re:So tell us. by erroneous · · Score: 2, Funny

      "seriously tasty" according to reports

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  2. Uh-oh by Council · · Score: 4, Funny

    the team also found wildlife that were remarkably unafraid of humans

    That's what happens whenever you find animals that haven't encountered humans before. Thing is, the after the first few encounters they'll sort themselves into two groups.

    One group is the ones who learn to be afraid of us. The other, well . . .

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    1. Re:Uh-oh by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Funny

      We call that other group "tasty".

    2. Re:Uh-oh by Belseth · · Score: 2, Funny
      We call that other group "tasty".

      There are two subgroups to the "Tasty" group, the "Fast" and the "Slow" groups. The Fast animal group tends to be greasier and often deep fried. The Slow group tend to be healthier but not as tasty. It's not clear how wild animals in the Fast group came to be deep fried but it's thought to be a survival adaptation. Of coarse the Intellegent Design faction claim that God simply made them that way. I third theory involves natives with deep fryers but both sides have discounted that theory as rediculous.

  3. wood logging companies by jurt1235 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sarcasm on

    They could only reach the remote mountainous area by helicopter, which they described it as akin to finding a "Garden of Eden".

    Wood logging companies & local farmers have been found willing to provide easier access to the area, as a local farmer said:
    I will burn down 5 hectares a month to create new places for my crops. That way tourist will be able to get closer to these pretty animals everyday without having to endanger them (the editor: By them he meant the tourist, because everybody knows that road travel in Indonesia is the safest way to travel) by helicopter.

    A loggin company responded too:
    2 million years without forest maintenance is not good for tourism. We are willing to trim the trees for easier access.

    Sarcasm off

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  4. Re:They found them !!! by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So anyone taking bets on how long it will take before these 'hunted to near extinction' mammals will really be extinct?

    That depends. Can you make fancy shoes out of them?

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  5. Learning the Birds n' Bees by malia8888 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dr Beehler, an expert on birds of paradise, which only live in northern Australia and New Guinea, said: "It was very exciting, when two of these birds, a male and a female, which no one has seen alive before ... came into the camp and the male displayed its plumage to the female in full view of the scientists."

    Which is the closest thing to a sex life these scientists have ever had in their bespectacled, nerdy lives. ... Bespectacled? nerdy? I must be projecting heavily here.

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  6. Re:How do YOU taste by st1d · · Score: 1, Funny

    Rumor has it the giant cassowary has a penchant for Cheetos(TM) flavored human fingertips. Just thought you should know. :)

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  7. Re:Dangerous? by dolphin558 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Given that you were a Marine that came with a heavily armed task force and loads of firepower I would not be surprised if you were given a welcome reception. :)

  8. Re:Cats by st1d · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, now all I have to do is figure out what the "sweet" is in "sweet and cat pork". :)

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  9. Save them! by ben_1432 · · Score: 2, Funny

    When will they be hosing them down with tugboats?

  10. Common sense area unit by Life700MB · · Score: 3, Funny


    For the ignorants out there, an area of two million acres is equivalente to a 1,264M Volkwagens one.

    No, really.


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  11. google has nothing on this place at all by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 2, Funny
    and what's more:
    Your search for pizza near -2 28' 60.00", +138 0' 0.00" did not match any locations.
    folks! don't even bother
  12. Re:Noah by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually "Noahs Ark" was a franchise, there were millions of arks all over the world. Unfortunately they weren't perfect and millions of animals never made it onto the ark but you wont have heard of them because the ones which weren't fish all died.

  13. Homo floresiensis? by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any nasty hobbitses?

  14. Re:How do YOU taste by eskimopi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sloppy, sloppy research. All you had to do was use SPELL CHECK! Even Word spell check! Then you would realize that you were actually talking about the Giant Cappowary. It is also a giant chicken (kismet favors you, my friend), and it can also disembowel you (also correct...miraculously), but it doesn't just use its claws like a raptor. It uses an artistic blend of dancing and martial arts to rend your innards. Much like the American system of gym-kata, a rich blend which evolved in the mid-eighties, the cappowary differs in that it sucks in Tekken 2, and that it evolved millions of years ago in Brazil and apparently Papua-New Guinea. Hooray science. Boo you, for poor research, though. You should research the sloth, you lazy bastard.

  15. Re:Tourism by digidave · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everywhere looks favourable when you compare it to Manchester.

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  16. Scientists look in new place, find new things! by mveloso · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can't find new stuff when you're sitting behind a desk in a university basement. Seek, and ye shall find!