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No Time Travel, Sorry

MOBE2001 writes "The bad news is that time does not change. Spatial velocity is given as dx/dt. Velocity in time(dt/dt) is nonsensical. As simple as that. In other words, no time travel to the past or the future, no motion in space-time, no wormholes and no hanky-panky with your great, great grandmother. There is only the changing present, aka the NOW. The good news is that distance is an illusion and we'll be able to travel instantly from anywhere to anywhere."

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  1. Of course time travel is possible! by SeanTobin · · Score: 5, Funny

    How else could people post articles in The Mysterious Future?

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    1. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Trivially, as when a politician vows to curb inflation, buys a dog, names it "Inflation", and curbs it daily.
      Read that in Mad Magazine about 20 years ago.
      Only change: Alfred E. Neuman has been elected. Twice.

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    2. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

      Only change: Alfred E. Neuman has been elected. Twice.

      No, only once. And there's some doubt about that one. ;)

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    3. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Elad+Alon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I didn't want to say I'll have told you so...

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    4. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by javamann · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cheney???

    5. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is motion in spacetime impossible? It has to do with the definitions of space and time and the equation of velocity v = dx/dt. What the equation is saying is that, if an object moves over any distance d x, there is an elapsed time d t. Since time is defined in physics as a parameter for denoting change (evolution), the equation for velocity along the time axis must be given as v = dt/dt which is self-referential. The self-reference comes from having to divide dt by itself. dt/dt always equals 1 because the units cancel out. This is of course meaningless as far as velocity is concerned.

      Does the impossibility of motion in spacetime invalidate Einstein's relativity? The answer depends on whether one takes spacetime to be physically existent (as relativists do) or as an abstract, non-existent, mathematical construct for the historical mapping of measured events. If one chooses the former, one is obviously a crackpot or a fraud, or both. If one chooses the latter, then general relativity is to be seen as a mere math trick: the physical mechanism of gravity is still out there and it is incumbent upon physicists to find it.

      This guy seems like an idiot to me. If you make the step to say that this is a mathematical construct that best describes our limited understanding of reality, which I believe to be true, you'll never be able to describe OR refute a more complete understanding of reality using that construct. You often need to discard and rethink the original concept or adapt it for it to improve. None of our knowledge, scientific or otherwise, is fully and completely right. Not one bit, it's just the best abstract model we've got. Everything we know will eventually be demonstrated to be incomplete, inconsistent or wrong. Which means you can't use any existing models to refute a new one. You can use them as a guide, you can say that the old and the new are inconsistent, but to refute them you need to go to the real world.

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    6. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Dragonlord_Warlock · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whoever posted this is an idiot. If I remembered correctly, NASA has proven time is not constant. Minute dialation effects (in the millionths or greater of a second were recorded) when astronaughts travel into space. While this is not a remarkable change in time, it does illistrate that time is not a constant. Yes, there are arguments if backward time travel is possible or feasable as it would take an impossibly large amount of energy to accomplish it as it would require to reach faster than light velocities. Now... I wonder if slashdot is being infiltrated by the Intelligent Design idiots, flying a new flag of scientific de-evolution. Yes, we don't know everything about the universe but we sure do know more than this idiot.

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    7. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by dual_boot_brain · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is an irrefutable scientific fact that you'll blow a fuse...

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  2. Drinking to much funny-juice by Mrs.+Grundy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Nothing Can Move in Spacetime! By Definition!

    That's weird because I could have sworn when I went to bed last night it was yesterday and now its today.

    Nevertheless...this is fun. Looking at the equation from which all his arguments flow, it seems he is only demonstrating that it doesn't make sense to talk about one's velocity through time. I would agree. If I hop in my time machine and zip off to tomorrow, it doesn't make much sense for you to ask how long it took to get there. Or if you and I both have time machines and we decided to race to 1:00 pm tomorrow it would be always be a tie. But this is a far stretch from demonstrating that it is impossible. By this same logic we could define slope as the change in x over y or s = dx/dy. Does this definition make it impossible to move along the y axis because then the slope of our movement would be dy/dy? No. but it does say that if you move along the y axis your slope will be a constant.

    1. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by lawpoop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "That's weird because I could have sworn when I went to bed last night it was yesterday and now its today."

      Not really. Now it's now, and that's all that is. You remember yesterday, but that is a memory occuring now. The past doesn't physically exist. Nor does the future. The only real (i.e. existing physically) part of our time perception is now.

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    2. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by lgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A link to "www.rebelscience.org/crackpots" is considered science news on Slashdot these days? Is this story supposed to be a joke? What's up with this?

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    3. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by xtracto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Time travel does exist, in one direction and at one velocity.

      The funny thing about the time travel theories is that, they are all based on a specific "definition" of time, when time by itself does not exist, it is just another metric that we mere mortals created (no I do not believe in god :) ). We continue to crash our heads trying to decipher *how* to travel across some theoretic "travelable" metric we created. Say can we travel across "Watts"? can we go "3 watts ahead" or "3 watts below"? or "r watts to the right or to the left".

      [Un]fortunately, the only thing that gives us a sense of the past is the memory, that way, if yesterday someone implanted in my memory that I was going to be reading this story on slashdot, I may believe that I've traveled to the past (no dupe jokes please).

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    4. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Not really. Now it's now, and that's all that is. You remember yesterday, but that is a memory occuring now. The past doesn't physically exist. Nor does the future. The only real (i.e. existing physically) part of our time perception is now.

      Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
      Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
      Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
      Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
      Dark Helmet: When?
      Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
      Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
      Colonel Sandurz: When?
      Dark Helmet: Now.
      Colonel Sandurz: Now?
      Dark Helmet: Now!
      Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
      Dark Helmet: Why?
      Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
      Dark Helmet: When?
      Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
      Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
      Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

    5. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by brian0918 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Didja see the foot?"

      He doesn't get British humor, clearly.

    6. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Funny

      *golf clap*

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    7. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by deblau · · Score: 4, Insightful
      it doesn't make sense to talk about one's velocity through time

      All well and good, except that we've already proved in practice that time has a different rate of passage for different people. Quote: "For GPS satellites, General Relativity predicts that the atomic clocks at GPS orbital altitudes will tick faster by about 45,900 ns/day because they are in a weaker gravitational field than atomic clocks on Earth's surface. Special Relativity predicts that atomic clocks moving at GPS orbital speeds will tick slower by about 7,200 ns/day than stationary ground clocks."

      The difference is about 38,000 ns/day. Since the speed of light is about one foot per ns, if relativity were wrong (because time passed at the same rate for everyone), GPS would accumulate an error of about 7 miles per day. Such an error would be blindingly obvious to everyone using the system, and wouldn't require any fancy equipment to measure.

      I'm interested to hear Mr Savain give an alternate explanation for how GPS works.

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    8. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Skater · · Score: 4, Funny

      Airplane II: "This isn't the past or the present, Elaine! This is the future!"

    9. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by vux984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does this definition make it impossible to move along the y axis because then the slope of our movement would be dy/dy? No. but it does say that if you move along the y axis your slope will be a constant.

      That's a good insightful argument backed up by some godawful math. :)

      The function for slope will be a simple constant for *any* linear function.

      A linear function can be expressed as:
      f(x) = mx + b
      Its slope is the derivative:
      f'(x) = m
      which is simply the constant m, (and if m happens to be zero the line is horizontal.)

      The case of a vertical line is special because it isn't a linear function. Hell, it isn't even a function. It has no defined slope at all.

      That doesn't mean vertical lines can't exist, of course, merely that its nonsensical to try and determine their slope on the xy axes.

      Similarly, as you said, it doesn't mean that time travel is impossible any more than vertical lines are impossible, just that the usual equations for velocity aren't applicable.

    10. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Tmack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      See Monty Python for a definition of that foot icon you see next to the posting....

      tm

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    11. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by nelsonal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I picked a hell of a discussion to stop taking acid.

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    12. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by eyepeepackets · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "...they are all based on a specific "definition" of time,..."

      Very true yet hard to convince folks that our perception of "time" is just and only that, our perception, filtered through sensory organs, language and symbols, thought and then socially acceptable explanations.

      I suspect that time will show (heh) that our perception of our Universe and it's actions and what's really going on are very different -- we are severely limited by our perceptions and so see the Universe in a very specific way which isn't necessarily helpful in determining truth. Hopefully the quantum science folks will get us further down the path to the truth of space and matter, which will likely prove to be two different ways of seeing the very same thing. In other words, it's our perception which creates differences in "things" which otherwise may not be so very different after all.

      The ancient Hindus deduced that the Universe is an illusion. The quantum science folks may reach the same conclusion impirically.

      The math: illusion * .5 = illusion still

      Layman's terms: What you sense _is_ your Universe, there is nothing more.

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    13. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by MSBob · · Score: 2, Informative

      The past, future and present are convenient terms used to describe an event's occurence as viewed by a particular observer. Two observers moving at very different speed will observe the same event at different times. what will be one observer's "present" may well be another observer's "past". All three are equallly meaningless in terms of physics.

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    14. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 2, Informative
      if you and I both have time machines and we decided to race to 1:00 pm tomorrow it would be always be a tie.

      True, but according to the Lorentz Transformation, the one who goes the fastest gets there the youngest! So there is a winner.

    15. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mouse over the foot (on appropriate browsers) and you get a popup label saying "It's funny. Laugh."

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    16. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by einstienbc · · Score: 2, Funny

      They forgot about dt/dx, with the function being:

            lim[t->88(mph)] t / x * v

      where v causes the limit to assume a superstate of
      both positive and negative infinity.

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    17. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by c_forq · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course they left that out, as flux capacitors never work reliably and DeLorean's are almost impossible to find now days.

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    18. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stop quoting me, bastard!

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    19. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by deanoaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the parent (AC) is correct, except for one exception.

      In an environment where there was no motion there would be no passage of time. In an environment where there was no memory there would be no concept of time.

      Time is an illusion.

      The only way to time travel would be to force every particle of matter and every bit of energy back to where it was at some point we remember from the past. Then we would have the perfect illusion of time travel.

      Nobody could ever prove it wasn't time travel because everything we could ever use to disprove it would have been affected.

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    20. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by NewWorldDan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bzzzt, wrong - inferior math. It is computationally conveniant to use C as a fundamental constant to derive time since it is inherently impossible to directly measure time. It is not time that changes but other basic measurements that change. Time is a very arbitrary abstraction to begin with. I shun your assertion that time is whatever shows on the clock. Rather I find the clock to be symptomatic of the effects of physics.

    21. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by babelex · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually everything we do is in the future, because by the time you have thought it and acted the result is the future. Also past and future are definitely concrete, present AKA now never exist becuase it is infinitely small in time. Thus we only have the past and future to cling to and live for, present is a pure abstract construct that acts as a go between from past to present. You might just need that acid now..

    22. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "I'm interested to hear Mr Savain give an alternate explanation for how GPS works."

      Ah, this is the first time I have the honour to tell this to a /.er.

      RTFA

      I'm being unfair, since it was on an unlinked page on the same site

      "Time does not dilate for the simple reason that time, by definition, cannot change. The slowing of clocks is more likely due to energy conservation principles that come into play when a huge number of particles are interacting locally." http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/devil.htm

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  3. Crackpottery, Indeed by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yes, yes, but where do Einstein, Jesus, Socrates and the Clinton's live in this theory?

    (Seriously. It's like he read Zeno's Paradoxes and it blew his mind, man.)

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  4. I'm no physicist by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But in all my readings, I have learned one thing about physics. Nothing is "as simple as that".

  5. But I time travel every day! by davecb · · Score: 4, Funny
    One second per second, so that dt/dt = 1.

    --dave

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    1. Re:But I time travel every day! by Ariane+6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That only works if you never accellerate. Otherwise, your frame is non-inertial, and cannot be so defined.

  6. The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by Cujo · · Score: 5, Informative

    This guy is a pseudo-scientific moonbat. Please don't waste your time with the not-so-FA.

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    1. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by slavemowgli · · Score: 5, Informative

      Note the URLs of the articles linked:

      http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/notorious.htm
      http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/nasty.htm#Spa ce

      (emphasis mine.) That alone should make it pretty clear that this isn't meant to be taken seriously. Oh yeah, and the story got the "foot" icon, too, so even Taco got it. :)

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    2. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Informative
      This guy is a pseudo-scientific moonbat.

      I agree. I ran across this in my searching on this guy: Einstein was dumb. ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha... To quote: Now a whole new generation of notorious crackpots in high places have jumped in lunatic Godel's time travel banwagon. Examples are Kip "wormhole" Thorne, Stephen "black hole" Hawking, Brian "superstring" Greene, Michio Kaku (Mucho Kuckoo), etc... ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

      I can deduce the following from this article:

      1. This guy does not have an advanced degree in Physics or Astronomy
      2. He watches too much Dexter's Laboratory
      Time to call the nice men in the white coats with the truck with the padding in the back...
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  7. Well obviously! by zardo · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... because we already know everything there is to know about the universe

  8. Or, as Ford Prefect put it... by Jim+in+Buffalo · · Score: 5, Funny

    As Ford Prefect put it, "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."

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  9. Method of Travel? by OctoberSky · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do they use the Back to the Future method or the Bill and Teds method of time travel?

    Also, did they attempt to spin the Earth backwards on its axis? I heard that works if there is a lady in distress.

    1. Re:Method of Travel? by smbarbour · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot, "Slingshot the starship around the sun."

      That works well when aliens try to talk to whales.

  10. Let's play: spot the Loony by gevmage · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Um, no.

    I'm sorry, but if you're going to put up a web page in which you call all the foremost theoretical physicsts in the world frauds, then you'd better have more evidence than some undergraduate-level pseudo-calculus and verbal smoke screens.

    The t-axis or time-axis velocity component is 1, a dimensionless number. Now there are relativists who will insist that it is perfectly acceptable to express velocity in time with a dimensionless number but the rest of us with our head on our shoulders, know that it is not true. We know that a dimensionless number such as 1 has absolutely no meaning in as far as expressing velocity.
    Not true. Normalized velocities are perfectly reasonable things to express. Mach 1.25 is a perfectly well-defined speed that does not violate any laws of physics, and what do you know--it's a dimensionless number.

    I'm sorry, but this page is really quite embarassing for the author's parents and any physics teacher's they've ever had. This sort of reminds me of people that read things like A Brief History of Time, a perfectly excellent book, and then try to tell me that the physics is really great and it would be so much better unencumbered by the mathematics.

    I don't think real time travel, a-la Dr. Who is physically possible. But the "arguments" on this web page don't really make sense, much less prove all those physics wrong.

    Craig Steffen
    Ph.D. Physics, Indiana Unversity, 2001

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    1. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by slavemowgli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Relax, it's a joke. Didn't you see the "It's funny. Laugh." foot icon?

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    2. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but this page is really quite embarassing for the author's parents and any physics teacher's they've ever had

      This page is probably there because the author enjoys making people who know better and are uptight about it get hot under the collar. In other words, he's trolling. If that's the case, the author would have to have a pretty decent grasp of the concepts he is mocking in order to know exactly which buttons to push.

    3. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by Transcendent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are wrong.

      Mach is the ratio of two speeds. Doing such produces a number in which the units cancel out. Speed/Speed = dimensionless. This also brings up another property of a dimensionless number, in that the value *does not change* in any unit of measurement. Mach 1.5 is the same in SI, FPS, or any other system.

      Don't believe me? Here. "As it is defined as a ratio of two speeds, it is a dimensionless number." I'd hate to think you believe what you said... as others are taking you seriously.

      Please don't respond back... I don't want to debate this further and you are most utterly wrong. I hope you don't work on... anything.

    4. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by AeroIllini · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mach 1.25 is a perfectly well-defined speed that does not violate any laws of physics, and what do you know--it's a dimensionless number.

      Mach is not a speed, it's a ratio of your speed (measured in distance per time) to the speed of sound in whatever medium you happen to be travelling in (also measured in distance per time). It's only used because it is very convenient to use such a proportion when making calculations about compressible fluid flow (shock waves and the like)--properties of the flow are identical at identical Mach numbers, regardless of speed. Since the speed of sound varies with temperature and fluid composition, your speed at any given Mach number could vary with the temperature and type of fluid you are travelling through. In order to find our speed from Mach number, it is necessary to define additional information and introduce dimensions to the dimensionless Mach number.

      That being said, I agree with your larger point about needing more than a first-year Calculus course to debunk the world's leading physicists. However, if we're going to discuss how rigorous math is needed to express complex ideas, then we must use rigorous math ourselves, and not fall into the trap of calling a dimensionless ratio a "speed", which is a number with dimensions. It may be useful to think of a ratio as a speed, but in reality it is not.

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    5. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by psyklopz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ph.D. Physics, Indiana Unversity, 2001

      And this guy should know what he's talking about-- somehow he's managed to make his post travel 5 years into the future.

    6. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by elgatozorbas · · Score: 2, Informative
      "I am right, and I'm not interested in what you have to say, YOU are wrong". Great way of having a discussion.

      While I am not particularly impressed by people mentioning their PhD either, the guy was completely correct. The Mach number IS dimensionless just like the Reynolds number, Nusselt number, Prandtl number,... whatever number. These numbers (mostly having to do with fluid dynamics) have exactly been devised to be dimensionless. The are invented to scale experiments. As long as the dimensionless number of your experiment and the real thing are the same (e.g. by making everything 10 times smaller but in 10 times lighter material and under higher pressure or so), conclusions about the relevant parameters will be unchanged. More info here.

    7. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by gevmage · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Mach is not a speed, it's a ratio of your speed (measured in distance per time) to the speed of sound in whatever medium you happen to be travelling in (also measured in distance per time).
      Hmmm...point taken. I think technically it's supposed to be "mach number", rather than what I said, which is that it's a speed.

      I don't know. Mach number is clearly dimensionless...but it gets larger in magnitude when you go faster, so it is a speed in a way. It's a dimensionless speed? That seems contradictory.

      I perhaps typed incorrectly, that mach number is not a speed. However, my basic original objection still stands; the web site is playing dumb games with numbers and dimensions and making conclusions without really understanding them.

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    8. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by Valar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your Mach = (Your speed)/(Speed of sound) = (x1 m/s) / (x2 m/s) = x1/x2 => no units.

  11. Ha! by acherrington · · Score: 4, Funny
    distance is an illusion and we'll be able to travel instantly from anywhere to anywhere.


    HA! Take this from a person who has been in a long distance relationship... The distance is a reality, the relationship is the illusion.

    We really outa get these theoretical scientist types out of a lab for a beer.
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  12. I must complain by elcheesmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's it. I'm going to write a letter of complaint to Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd to express my disgust at being deceived for the past 20 years.

  13. All you need for time travel is... by WCMI92 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Deloreon, a flux capacitor, 1.21 gigawatts of power, and enough road to get up to 88 miles per hour.

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    1. Re:All you need for time travel is... by Maradine · · Score: 4, Funny

      Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

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  14. To the future by dtfinch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Going forward is easy. The hard part is not dying.

  15. Re:SG1 Answers! by tolan-b · · Score: 2, Funny

    I did what?

  16. No time travel into the future? by Caspian · · Score: 2, Informative
    "no time travel to the past or the future..."

    Discounting the obvious fact that each and every one of us are traveling into the future at one second per second, time travel into the future is a proven fact-- if you define "time travel" the right way. That is, if you define "time travel" as "moving at some velocity significantly different from one second per second through time", rather than "instantly POOFing from one time to another", "time travel" forwards is as simple as traveling at high relativistic speeds.
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    1. Re:No time travel into the future? by smoker2 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That is, if you define "time travel" as "moving at some velocity significantly different from one second per second through time", rather than "instantly POOFing from one time to another", "time travel" forwards is as simple as traveling at high relativistic speeds.
      Would _accelerating_ through time be measured in seconds per second per second ?
  17. I desperately want to mod the story... by precize · · Score: 5, Funny

    -1, Nutjob

  18. Actually, ... by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm from the year 3042. We have found that time travel is real, and would have discovered the time machine in 2048, but scientists were detered by this article.
    Dan Church is Wicked Ill

    1. Re:Actually, ... by NoseBag · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh...yeah...but I'm from the year 802701 (AD) and we planted that article in 2006 to delay you folks in 3042 from discovering temporal warp and then running into the hidious and irresistable...well...you'll find out.

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    2. Re:Actually, ... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As much as the recursive time traveler is fun, isn't that a good argument that the timeline doesn't contain time travel? I mean, I'm certain that someone, somwhere in the infinity of time would go back and screw up the invention of time travel. Thus, the only stable solution is one where time travel is never invented.

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  19. Does this mean...? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean then that there is no waiting till tomorrow to see what karma your Slashdot post generates, then zipping back to yesterday to fix it, before returning to today to relax knowing what karma your Slashdot post will have generated by tomorrow?

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  20. Re:SG1 Answers! by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Time travel, remember? YOu haven't done it yet.

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  21. Textbook strawman arguments. by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Spatial velocity is given as dx/dt. Velocity in time(dt/dt) is nonsensical.

    That would be a lovely argument if changes in position were measured in velocity.

    You describe spacial travel as the dx, not the dx/dt. It stands to reason that you would describe time travel with the dt, not as some rate of travel we haven't come up with yet.

    1. Re:Textbook strawman arguments. by Phat_Tony · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'd put "Mod Parent Up" if it weren't already a 5. This takes the cake. It's the most succinct presentation of why all that guy's mumbo-jumbo boils down to nothing.

      Just to add what doesn't really need to be added, to really spell things out in case anyone isn't following this:

      The guy's saying that velocity in space is measured in such-and-such a way (dx/dt, or change in position relative to change in time) and so velocity in time is impossible because it would be dt/dt, or change in time divided by change in time, which is 1, so we're always moving forward at the same rate. But all this really means is that he's arbitrarily chosen a nonsensical measure of time travel, and then says that time travel's impossible because the measurement system he arbitrarily choose doesn't make any sense.

      Beyond that, it's not even entirely clear that the arbitrary system he choose doesn't make any sense. For example, if we ask the question "how far did you move in space compared to me," it presents the perfectly valid math problem dx/dx. For example, you walked two miles down the road, I walked one mile down the road, the relationship between how far we walked is given by 2 miles / 1 mile, or 2. The miles divide out- there is no unit to it, it's just a multiple - you walked twice as far as I did.

      So if someone's traveling in time, you might say "how long did the time traveling experience last for you?" And they might reply 1 minute. And you'd say, "how far did you travel," and they might reply 100 minutes. So they traveled in time 100 minutes in 1 minute, and (100 minutes)/(1 minute) = 100. The multiple at which time was passing for them, as opposed to normal, was 100 x. Had they traveled in time for 2 minutes at the same rate, one might have expected them to go 200 minutes back in time. I don't see how it's "nonsensical" to divide time by time, or distance by distance.

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  22. Closet time travel by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 4, Funny

    Go into your closet, and bring enough food and water for 5 years.
    Now wait...and eat sometimes.
    5 years later, exit the closet.
    You will find that time of the world has advanced from when last remembered by 5 years.

    PS. don't forget to setup an auto-pay for your residential rent/payment. Otherwise your travel may be interrupted, and you will not be able to travel the full 5 years.

  23. Don't trust articles with no author by ecorona · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The people who wrote this article also wrote this... " I will argue that the messages to the seven churches of Asia are a metaphorical description of the organization and operation of the brain. I will further argue that the golden lampstand (Jewish menorah) symbolizes a seven-node sequence in brain memory." Hmm, it certainly is curious that the author of the article is not revealed. Probably some first year calculus student who was like "Holy guacamole! dt/dt = 1, Einstein and Hawking are crackpots! I must tell the world!"

  24. Re:Slashdot allows any bullshit site now? by brian0918 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Then again, maybe I should just "laugh, it's funny"...

  25. Not nearly as cool as timecube... by Otto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This guy is good, but he's not nearly as entertaining or mind-warping as the TimeCube guy. Four days in one!!!

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  26. This guy is way off by Paladine97 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This guy is clearly an Evil Ass Educator aiming to suppress Time Cube,
    and only dumb ass students condone such evil. Cubeless institutions are spreaders of evil, and students lack mentality to challenge it.

  27. People overlooking markers? by hta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Joke" foot on article: check.
    Suspicious URLs:
    http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/notorious.ht m
    http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/nasty.htm#Sp ace
    Check.
    Comments taking the article 100% seriously: check.

    This must be Slashdot.

  28. Re: Really? A tie? by dfn5 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Or if you and I both have time machines and we decided to race to 1:00 pm tomorrow it would be always be a tie.

    OK, let's say that you and I race to 1:00pm tomorrow. You decide to stay right where you are and wait for 1pm to arrive. I, however, jump in my ship for a trip around the solar system at relativistic speeds and meet you there. When 1pm comes around we are both there, but you've aged like 24 hours while I've only aged a couple of minutes. I would say I have won because it took me less time to get there.

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  29. Idiotic by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Informative
    The guy who wrote the article simply does not understand the question that is being debated by the likes of Feynman et. al.

    Everyone agrees that practical time travel is at the very least exceptionally unlikely. But whether our model of the universe excludes the posibility of time travel is another matter entirely.

    Note that even if our model of the universe allows for time travel it does not mean that time travel is possible. Not least because we know that our model of the universe cannot possibly be completely right. Quantum physics provides an excelent model of the universe at a large scale, relativity provides a good model at the cosmological scale. The problem is that the two models are incompatible. At leas one of our models must be wrong. Most likely they are both approximations.

    The other issue that the writer does not seem to grasp is that the ability for matter to travel through time and the ability of information to travel through time are very different issues. For meaningful time travel it has to be possible for information to move backwards in time and not just matter. Otherwise what would come out the other end would be a random soup of quantum particles, not the time traveller. This is the problem with black hole time travel, the most that can come out the other side is a random soup.

    The 'proof' provided by the author only demonstrates that he does not have the slightest understanding of the subject he is pontificating on. dt/dt = 0??? No, all that shows is that the dimensions of the two quantities are the same. Besides x/x = 1 in most algebras.

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    1. Re:Idiotic by lbrandy · · Score: 5, Funny
      This reminds me of the great crackpot index.

      This dude's score is off the charts. I highlighted some of the good ones:

              1 point for every statement that is widely agreed on to be false.

              2 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous.

              3 points for every statement that is logically inconsistent.

            10 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to Einstein, or claim that special or general relativity are fundamentally misguided (without good evidence).

            10 points for claiming that your work is on the cutting edge of a "paradigm shift".

            30 points for suggesting that a famous figure secretly disbelieved in a theory which he or she publicly supported. (E.g., that Feynman was a closet opponent of special relativity, as deduced by reading between the lines in his freshman physics textbooks.)

            30 points for suggesting that Einstein, in his later years, was groping his way towards the ideas you now advocate.

            40 points for claiming that the "scientific establishment" is engaged in a "conspiracy" to prevent your work from gaining its well-deserved fame, or suchlike.

            40 points for claiming that when your theory is finally appreciated, present-day science will be seen for the sham it truly is. (30 more points for fantasizing about show trials in which scientists who mocked your theories will be forced to recant.)
    2. Re:Idiotic by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 2, Informative

      Being a math minor should be enough for you to know by now that "dt" is not "really tiny", "aproximately zero", or anything like that: it is not a number, nor a function nor anything.

      The notation df/dt is simply a different way of writing "f'(t)" or "t |-> lim_{s\to t}(f(s)-f(t))/(s-t)" It is a very very good notation, because in lots of situations, it does behave like a fraction, and one can use it as a mnemonic tool (as in the rule dx/dt=dx/ds.ds/dt, and what not), but unless you understand that this kind of usage is only justified by the fact that there is a theorem which backs it, you have not understood anything. In particular, the pieces of the notation "df/dt" have no meaning when used by themselves (at least, at this level of calculus... there are things like exterior differentiation, the grassman calculus and what not; but those are a different game)

      One usually sees people (in fact, this tends to be done by physicists...) using "dt" to stand for a "very small quantity", but that is just an heuristic way of doing things, and those reasonings are, formally, of no use; of course, the trained mind will know to limit itself to only use those reasonings that can be justified appropiately by real theorems. One can deduce a formula for the volume of a revolution solit using arguments that begin like "take an element of volume dV of height dh and...", but that is just heuristics.

      Infinitesimals do not exist (in standard analysis...), only limit processes, in the same way that infinite sums do not make any sense, but limits of finite sums do.

  30. I am a time traveler and have a warning by saboola · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot, I have traveled back in time seven days to warn you that you will be duping this post. Please make sure this does not happen. Oh, and the post after the dupe is a counter post, which says time travel is possible, and will be used to let you know of your dupe. Take care.

    saboola

  31. Re: Really? A tie? by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It took less time as you observe it. To use one of the standard ways of explaining relativity: there are two astronauts. One stays on Earth to train, while the other goes on a mission, zipping around the solar system near the speed of light. When he returns, he aged 1 month, while the astronaut on Earth aged 1 year. What gives? Well, the same amount of time "happened." Both spent one year on their individual tasks. The one that went on the space missions feels like one month passed, but that's just because of how he observed time. Time is constant. Time did not pass at different speeds.

    Another way of thinking about it is driving along a highway, watching a mountain, forest, clouds, or some other large object at a distance. Nearby objects appear to move faster relative to your car, while the farther away objects appear to move slower. The road sign and the mountain are both standing still, but appear to move at different speeds relative to your car. This is similar to time. You may observe different events at different speeds, or two astronauts may observe the same event at a different speed, but time itself is constant.

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  32. This is a breakthorough by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ahh, but now we're on to something.

    We can take the differences between this guy and the time cube guy as one vector, and the differences between this guy and Archimedes Plutonium as another.

    Now that we have two basis vectors, we can define a two-dimensional phase space for crackpottery instead of relying on scalars.

    Now that we can apply some basic vector and tensor operations to the field of psychoceramics, think of the new discoveries to be made!

  33. la la la by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    U rong, he rite. Ugg smash bad math.

    Mach (X/S) * (S km/s) = (X km/s)

    S = speed sound
    X = speed ugg

    Ugg no listen reply. Ugg finger stuck ear.

  34. Re:I just came back from the future... by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just came back from the future and ... this post was duped 4 times!!

          So my best guess is you were 10 hours ahead?

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  35. Curved spacetime by Henk+Postma · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Let alone the fact that in curved spacetime (which is a condition that most physicists assume in order to do time travel), you cannot take simple derivatives like that.

    You have to use Christoffel symbols. Whip out your favorite copy of differential equations in curved coordinate systems, or read up on it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curved_spacetime

  36. Re: Really? A tie? by MSBob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You're wrong. For the guy who travelled at the speed close to C time did slow down. Let's say that at the onset of the journey both planted a bonsai tree that grows at 1 inch per month. Upon the reunion, the earthbound astronaut's plant would be 12 inches tall while the traveller's plant would be only 1 inch high.

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  37. casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If "time travel" just means the usual physics definition of "tracing a trajectory backward" then of course you can regard it as happening all the time. Positrons (anti-electrons) can easily be regarded as electrons traveling "backwards" in time, so that a positron-electron annihilation event is nothing more than an electron traveling "forward" in time, then reversing itself and traveling "backward" in time. Obviously we (traveling steadily forward in time) see two particles with opposite properties converge and disappear. Whoopee.

    However, I think what most people mean by "time travel" is something different, a causality loop. That is, they mean you do something (which they call "time travel") and this something lets you become your own grandpa, or influence the outcome of the Civil War, and so forth. Since, of course, those things influence the you that's influencing them (otherwise the story is not interesting), this makes a nice little loop of cause and effect: you influence x which influences you who influences x, and around and around.

    Whether or not the physics of the universe allows such a thing, I can't see any obvious reason why it would cause big problems -- or even be interesting. Certainly it could not manifest itself the way it's shown in the movies, in which you see the loop first one way (Marty McFly's parents marry and produce him), and then another way (Marty's parents fail to marry, because McFly travels back in time and interferes with their meeting). That's logically impossible. If the loop exists at all, it must have one unchanging form.

    That is, if Marty McFly does go "back in time" he obviously can't (or rather doesn't) prevent his parents from marrying and having him, because they actually did. Whatever he does "back in time" is already part of history. His "changes" already exist, and have always existed. Indeed, they can't even logically be regarded as "changes" because nothing really changed. Although...it's possible McFly, with his imperfect knowledge of the past, could have assumed something about the past was different than it actually was (e.g. he thought his parents met at the dance, instead of afterward, when some strangely-dressed clown introduced them). Therefore, when he "changes" history (by interfering with his parents meeting during the dance, and then "fixing" things up by introducing them afterward), he might be under the illusion that he is really "changing" history instead of simply causing it to happen as it actually did.

    I suppose we could now argue about whether Marty's sense of free will (as well as our own) is therefore just a big fat self-delusion, but, ugh, not before a pint or two.

    1. Re:casuality is the key by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And what if these events occur, but aren't time travel at all? For the sake of the argument, assume you have the powers of a god, and sit outside the universe. As it plays out, you take a snapshot of the universe as it is in 1955. You save this. You let it play forward til 1985... then, you pause the VCR.

      You do your little god thing, rearranging everything in the universe as it should be according to your snapshot, with a few exceptions... Marty and the Delorean. He didn't travel back in time, though, to him it can look like nothing else. But by the metatime clock that you the god uses, time has rolled on as it always has, only the universe was partially reset once or twice. I like this interpretation better, because you don't have to play mindfuck games with it.

    2. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However, as a quantum mechanic, I happen to think the "many worlds" interpretation is nonsense. So I gotta part ways with you on this. Sorry.

    3. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fair enough, but I prefer to believe that energy et cetera is conserved, and your interpretation wildly violates conservation laws. I'd rather preserve conservation of energy than forbid closed loops in world-lines.

    4. Re:casuality is the key by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just a thought exercise. I dislike having to always regurgitate everyone else's ideas, like to think of my own sometime, even if they are pretty dumb.

      I'm not sure conversation of energy is my first worry though, not in the strictest sense. Mass worries me more. Does the god fill in the missing particles that was Marty with something that won't be missed from some far corner of the universe? Now, I know that mass and energy are convertible to each other, especially in something as outlandish as all of this, so it's kind of a nitpick on my part. I wonder just how much energy (besides the mass of Marty/Delorean) would be needed to roll the clock back 30 years, if it's calculable.

      The real killer is probably information entropy though. The "snapshot" itself isn't allowed, even if you postulate a god sitting in a metaverse/metatime playing with the Universe on his VCR.

    5. Re:casuality is the key by adrianmonk · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Whether or not the physics of the universe allows such a thing, I can't see any obvious reason why it would cause big problems -- or even be interesting. Certainly it could not manifest itself the way it's shown in the movies, in which you see the loop first one way (Marty McFly's parents marry and produce him), and then another way (Marty's parents fail to marry, because McFly travels back in time and interferes with their meeting). That's logically impossible. If the loop exists at all, it must have one unchanging form.

      That is, if Marty McFly does go "back in time" he obviously can't (or rather doesn't) prevent his parents from marrying and having him, because they actually did. Whatever he does "back in time" is already part of history. His "changes" already exist, and have always existed.

      Nonsense. The universe in its past state that Marty McFly becomes part of when he travels back in time can simply fork() and make a private copy for Marty McFly to make his changes in. This avoids causality loops at the cost of believing the universe can fork(). Still, even though you might point out that the universe fork()ing is a wild and fantastic notion, I would argue that the universe's having come into existence in the first place is an equally wild and fantastic notion.

      Another possibility is that the past simply isn't immutable. Sure, we're very much used to the idea that it's not, but perhaps that's just because we haven't ever observed the mutability of the past. And it's not wonder, because if time travel is impractical, it may be that it has never happened, and it would be necessary to travel time or observe someone traveling time in order to see that it's not immutable.

  38. Re: Really? A tie? by gunnk · · Score: 4, Informative

    No. You misunderstand the twin paradox: the twin that journeys will age less than the twin that stays behind in the classic "paradox".

    The two frames are not inertial frames since one twin accelerates during the experiment. While the result is no doubt peculiar, there actually is no paradox to resolve.

    You can read all about it here:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_paradox

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  39. Proper time != Coordinate time by zielaj · · Score: 2, Informative

    Haven't read the article thoroughly, but the author seems to confuse to concepts in Relativity:

    1. Proper time (tau): the time you perceive.
    2. Coordinate time (t): the first of the four coordinates (t, x, y, z) of any event. This is the time perceived by some imaginary fixed observer.

    The four-dimensional speed is defined as d(t,x,y,z)/dtau, not d(t,x,y,z)/dt, so the first component is dt/dtau, not dt/dt = 1, as the author suggests

    This mistake invalides the whole article.

  40. you are all missing the best part of the web site by mrpeebles · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From http://www.rebelscience.org/Seven/bible.html:

    (S)He writes:
    "I started working on Animal (around 1995; see history) years before I formulated my biblical hypothesis. As I get more and more confident about the accuracy of my interpretation of the biblical metaphors, I will incorporate my findings into it. I hope to have it learn the game of chess on its own, including the rules of play. If my hypothesis is correct, there is no limit to how competent the program can be at playing chess. "

    Do I really need to give a context? ;-)
    (I hope I don't somehow offend any Christians out there- I've never heard of a denomination that believe's Jesus' real message was how to win at chess...)

  41. Re: Really? A tie? by gunnk · · Score: 2, Informative

    No: we actually travel through time at slightly different rates all the, er, time. We just don't notice it because the effect is so small under normal conditions.

    The passage of time varies with velocity and the presence of gravitation fields. You can actually measure the difference using atomic clocks. Both clocks will pass through the same points in time, but at different relative times. That is, when you bring the clocks back together you will find they have a discrepancy that is due to the difference in velocities and gravitational fields that they experienced while apart. This test has been done many times and the results are completely in agreement with General Relativity.

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  42. further reading by mjdroner · · Score: 2, Informative

    I too cannot tell if this link is serious. If you want to read a good explanation of the current understanding of time, check out Brian Greene's article "The Time We Thought We Knew" from the 1/1/2004 edition of the New York Times. (note: if you don't want to pay for it from the Times, you can get to it through your local library's website under their public databases, if you have a library card/account.) Greene says, "catapulting yourself forward in time is beyond what we can now achieve, but scientists routinely use high-energy accelerators to propel particles, like electrons and protons, to nearly the speed of light, slowing their internal clocks and thereby sending them to the future. Though unfamiliar, forward time-travel is an unavoidable feature of relativistic reality." He goes on to explain what time is and ends by saying, "And in moments of loss I've taken comfort from the knowledge that all events exist eternally in the expanse of space and time, with the partition into past, present and future being a useful but subjective organization."

  43. spacetime is NOT a general 4-space by Theovon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One thing I think I should point out about how spacetime doesn't fit the general model of a 4-space, and it's simple:

    Object do not pop in and out of existence as time progresses.

    If time were simply a velocity in a dimension in a 4-space, that could happen. Instead, we see a continuity in 3-space, where an object might move, but there is a relationship between where it "is" and where it "was" and where it "will be".

    So, it makes sense to model spacetime as a 4-space, but not as a general one.

  44. Differential Geometry by m0nstr42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    This dude clearly has no idea what he's talking about. Especially when it comes to differential geometry, which is paramount to the theory of general relativity.

    He claims (t,x(t),y(t),z(t)) is a 4-manifold, which is just not true. It's actually a 1-manifold embedded in 4-space. The whole point of writing "x of t" is to say that x is completely parameterized by t. So while this describes something that lives in 4-space (you could actually argue that it lives in 3-space since the dependence on t is trivial), it is completely parameterized by t. Think of a function in the plain - a set of points (x,y) such that y = f(x) (or vice-versa). While the function is embedded in 2-space it is only a 1-dimensional manifold: the entire point is that we can completely specify y in terms of x.

    If we place that large restriction on our space, then it's no surprise that "dt/dt" (which is basically nonsense, but we'll assume he means the derivative of the identity function applied to t with respect to itself) is equal to 1, and that the dimensions are "seconds per second". What we really care about is the pull-back of the differential form through the t parameterization: dt + (dx/dt)*dt + (dy/dt)*dt + (dz/dt)*dt. Furthermore, this only makes sense if t lies in a connected region and is single-valued. So if we travel in time from t = now to t = future, then the differential fails to exist.

    I thought he might just be goofing off, but if you look at the other crap on his website and his slashdot comments, it seems this guy really is full of crap. It's scary that he's asking for money for this stuff.

  45. When I want to go forward or backward in Time... by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just flip the page. Same with Newsweek.

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  46. Re: Really? A tie? by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Einstein's theory of general relativity tells us that to you he will have aged 24 hours, but to him you will have aged 24 hours
    No, it doesn't.

    _Special_Relativity_ says that two observers moving past each other in unaccelerated reference frames will each perceive that the other's clocks are running more slowly. The observations are consistent. To get the two observers into the same reference frame, one or both of them would have to accelerate, and general relativity conveniently works it so that the paradox vanishes.

    In the actual example, one observer is remaining stationary, while the other is accellerating to high velocity, then accelerating to change velocity ("around the solar system") and then presumably accelerating a third time to return to the original reference frame. All three accellerations, plus travelling at high velocity relative to the rest frame, will cause the traveller's clock to run more slowly, as observed by someone in the rest frame.
  47. Er am i the only one to notice that... by kesuki · · Score: 3, Informative

    time dilation can be reproducably created, and in fact occurs on a daily basis, to a slight extent every time someone flies an airplane, or is launched into orbit aboard a space vehicle. technically just 'walking' will create a small bit of 'time dilation' it might be impossibly small to try and detect, or course.

    Nasa has done a lot of research on this. if you accelerate a physical object to the 'speed of light' it's 'relative' time stops in comparison to that of the universe, while time continues to flow for the rest of the universe, until that object is decelerated to normal velocity.

    So if 'time' can't be traveled through, then what exactly is 'time dilation?' Also, black holes are only useful for traveling 'forward' in time, the 'intense gravity' within a black hole 'simulates' traveling forward at the speed of light, the closer you are the greater the gravity, and thus the greater the time dilation. no one has formulated or demonstrated the possibly to go 'to the past' although if 'gravity' and 'light speed travel' can decelerate ones own flow of time so the future can be reached, then 'anti-gravity' or some form of 'reverse momentum' might perhaps allow one to experience a pocket of time where as one progresses through it the entire universe grows 'younger' the problem with this is gravity and acceleration seem to both follow temeperature and have a common starting point or 'absolute zero' below which it is impossible to go.

    appologies to all the great science fiction, but traveling back in time just isn't possible.* (unless of course one travels forward through time throught the end of the universe as we know it, until a new universe is created from the ashes of the old one, assuming that that Does in fact happen, and given the nature of atomic mass to develop in a consistant patter, one travels to the 'future' of a new 'third world inhabited by the evolutionary decendants of apes' before they manage to create time travel, and knowing exactly how the universe unfolds (because of a massive quantum computer and impressive algrythm that can determine the exact course of events Before they happen, again, based on the data it recieved while you were traveling 'forward' in time...) and thus influence the development of a primative world that the locals call 'earth' because everything formed along the same 'predestined' pattern based on the arrangment of molecules in the universe when it collapsed... only you went and went Forward in time, causing the end of the universe to happen differently than when it ended last time, so now you're ona world inhabited by 27 foot tall sentient lizards who think mamals are a tasty snack.

    oops. well, you shouldn't have tried to avoid the big crunch to see how the universe would unfold the next time around ;)

  48. Bad science? by chr0naut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I believe that you may be labouring under a misunderstanding of spacetime. I suggest that you look for the text "Spacetime Physics" by Wheeler et al. as it explains this from first principles in simple language and backs this up with (initially) easily comprehensible mathematics. Time dilation occurs and is why synchrotrons are able to produce the high frequency output that they do. It is measurable, repeatable science and is now used for a commercial purpose. We are well past experiment or theory on this. Time dialtion is also critical in the explanation of several observed astronomical phenomenon. But we should be thankful for the website. Any challenge to the accepted is a good thing and allows us to grow in our understanding.

  49. Re: Really? A tie? by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's not my point. I'm saying that while time appears to go slower, it didn't actually speed down. Sure, the tree grew more slowly, but that doesn't change the fact that time itself did not.

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  50. Where is John Titor When You Need Him? by MCTFB · · Score: 2, Insightful
  51. Slashdot trolled by Usenet kook by ebcdic · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try a Google search for "nothing moves in spacetime".

  52. Quantum Mechanic for Hire by Arthur+Dent+'99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is your quantum giving you trouble? I'll work on all quanta, foreign or domestic! I've got a fully loaded Snap-On tool chest, some dirty coveralls, a couple of Schrodinger's cats, an air wrench, and a singularity compressor. You can trust me to treat your quantum with the greatest of care, and I promise I won't put metal shavings in your finite square well transmission when you're not looking. Plus, you'll get the best warranty in the business, valid in all 50 eigenstates!

    So, if you see some maintenance on your event horizon, give me a call!

  53. Re:No distance = Good News!!!?? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, I can think of a few ways I'm going to abuse you!

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  54. CmdrTaco has been scammed by Usenet schizo by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dear Rob

    I'm sorry to have to tell you but you've been scammed by a well-known internet kook called Louis Savain into slashdotting his junk

    If you google for "nothing moves in spacetime" and "rebelscience.org" you'll find lots of references to this particular paranoid schizophrenic (no, I'm not kidding)

    He likes to spam sci.physics and sci.physics.relativity with his junk. One of his recent postings is fairly typical:

    On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 16:59:17 +0000 (UTC),
    glhan ...@steel.ucs.indiana.edu (Gregory L. Hansen) wrote:
    >In article ,
    >Traveler wrote:
    >>On 22 Jan 2006 07:55:33 -0800, glhan ...@indiana.edu wrote:

    >>Repeat after me: NOTHING MOVES IN SPACETIME.

    >World lines don't move in spacetime. When people talk about the motion of
    >a particle they refer to a succession of points on the worldline, not the
    >worldline in its entirety.

    Repeat after me: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MOVES IN SPACETIME!
    NOTTHIINGGG!!!!

    What this means is that there is NO CHANGE in spacetime (that's why it
    was called Einstein's block universe by Karl Popper) and spacetime is
    a fictitious math construct with no counterpart in reality. Now, isn't
    it a tad weird that your idol Einstein agreed with his friend Kurt
    "lunatic" Godel when he announced in 1949 that the spacetime of GR
    allows time travel to the past via time-like loops?

    Now hold on a southern cotton picking second! Aren't Kurt Godel and
    Albert Einstein revered by physicists as two of the smartest men that
    ever lived? Yep. ahahaha... One then wonders how they can be so stupid
    as to believe in motion in spacetime. ahahaha...

    http://www./ rebelscience.org/Crackpots/notorious.htm#Einstein

    ahahaha...
    >>> Or that your alien-induced lattice that exists nowhere is
    >>>also an abstract model of your invention?

    >>Nope. My lattice is not made of abstract crap but of real particles.
    >>You crackpots call them virtual photons. ahahaha...

    >You have a model that describes a lattice that is not made of abstract
    >crap. You're like the screen writer who writes a line like "This isn't a
    >movie, you know."

    Maybe in your imagination but I know one thing: I am not an ass
    kisser. I do my own thinking, than you very much. ahahaha... And
    that's the way I like it. ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

    Physics is so much phucking phun! ahahaha...

    Louis Savain
    Why Software Is Bad and What We Can Do to Fix It:
    http://www.rebelscience.org/Cosas/Reliability.htm

    I would suggest you remove the story

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  55. {x,p} by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm uncertain about my position on this...

  56. Maybe time travel is the easy part by bjbyrne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But since the universe is expanding at such an incredible rate, when somebody goes back in time, it is not to the same place on earth, which is moving at something like 300,000 kps along with the universe, but they stayed right where they were. Just a thought. Everybody always assumes time travel is always tied to a relative location not an absolute one.

  57. Re: Really? A tie? by MSBob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But the whole point is that time did move slower for the guy in the spacecraft. The two reference systems are not symmetrical (you seem to be confused by this fallacy). The time flowed 12x slower for the guy in the spacecraft. Read up on the "twin paradox" and why it's not a paradox at all.

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  58. Parent is right! Article is FOS by PatSand · · Score: 3, Informative
    The creator of the article is using superficial logic to show that time is invariant. Of course, when that is the driving dimension of the model (t,x(t),y(t),z(t)) it should be obvious to anybody that you can't alter t! Now if we add some more dimensions, life gets interesting: (w,t(w),x(t,w),y(t,w),z(t,w)) can allow for t to change (BASED ON w).

    The article creator sould look into string theory-they are cruising at 11 (or 10) dimensions (haven't checked lately, may be out of date but definitely down from 26!) for spacetime, so it is quite possible for time to be a function of other dimensions (or be totally bypassed in one or more dimensions).

    This is the kind of nonsensical reasoning that the NeoCon Nazis are using and that we were taught to avoid in elementary philosophy (logic course): remember proving 1 = 2?

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