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No Time Travel, Sorry

MOBE2001 writes "The bad news is that time does not change. Spatial velocity is given as dx/dt. Velocity in time(dt/dt) is nonsensical. As simple as that. In other words, no time travel to the past or the future, no motion in space-time, no wormholes and no hanky-panky with your great, great grandmother. There is only the changing present, aka the NOW. The good news is that distance is an illusion and we'll be able to travel instantly from anywhere to anywhere."

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  1. Of course time travel is possible! by SeanTobin · · Score: 5, Funny

    How else could people post articles in The Mysterious Future?

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    1. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Trivially, as when a politician vows to curb inflation, buys a dog, names it "Inflation", and curbs it daily.
      Read that in Mad Magazine about 20 years ago.
      Only change: Alfred E. Neuman has been elected. Twice.

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    2. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

      Only change: Alfred E. Neuman has been elected. Twice.

      No, only once. And there's some doubt about that one. ;)

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    3. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Elad+Alon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I didn't want to say I'll have told you so...

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    4. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      How else could people post articles in The Mysterious Future?

      Simple: they pay. A fistful of dollars lets you travel forward in time by several minutes on Slashdot. Presumably, it'll be a little more expensive to travel granny's wormhole...

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    5. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      a little more expensive to travel granny's wormhole...

      I'm not sure that I even want to go there. I'm not going to judge you though.

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    6. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by rwise2112 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, And how many first posts, seem to not really be first?

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    7. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      More than "some" doubt, actually....

      "Fooled Again" Mark Crispin Miller

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    8. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by javamann · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cheney???

    9. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

      (I think you mean spending, not inflation. Maybe you're remembering the Carter administration.)

          We've got to get these old-timers out of the government. Remember how term-limits couldn't get voted in? I guess like Popes, we have to wait for them to die. Did ya hear all the jibber-jabber from Kennedy the other day? Sheesh!

          It's folks like that with so much political clout, that make them blow money like a drunken sailor. Why Bush is, I'm not sure. :)

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    10. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There is no way that Laura "Pickles" Bush is going to be nominated for the 2008 election.

    11. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Heck, I travel forward in time for free. So far I seem to be averaging around 60 minutes and hour... a pretty respectible clip!

    12. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Technically true, but time is relative (remember Einstein?) and really the 'temporal velocity' you would measure would be dt'/dt (passage of local time relative to, say you great-grandfathers time frame.). These guys really are crackpots :P. Just thought I would clear that up for those more gullible ./-ers .

    13. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      A dollar? Well, at least you've got a realistic idea of what your fictional poem will be worth. :)

    14. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by PhoenixPath · · Score: 1
      people-who-shouldn't-be-trusted-with-public-o ffice



      Doesn't that pretty much cover ANYONE who makes it to public office?


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    15. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The parent is correct - time travel is possible - into the future anyway. That's what Einstein's theory of relativity says - as you approach the speed of light time slows down. So, travel fast enough, and you may experience only one hour while 100 years go by on earth.

      That's not time travel? It is to me.

    16. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is motion in spacetime impossible? It has to do with the definitions of space and time and the equation of velocity v = dx/dt. What the equation is saying is that, if an object moves over any distance d x, there is an elapsed time d t. Since time is defined in physics as a parameter for denoting change (evolution), the equation for velocity along the time axis must be given as v = dt/dt which is self-referential. The self-reference comes from having to divide dt by itself. dt/dt always equals 1 because the units cancel out. This is of course meaningless as far as velocity is concerned.

      Does the impossibility of motion in spacetime invalidate Einstein's relativity? The answer depends on whether one takes spacetime to be physically existent (as relativists do) or as an abstract, non-existent, mathematical construct for the historical mapping of measured events. If one chooses the former, one is obviously a crackpot or a fraud, or both. If one chooses the latter, then general relativity is to be seen as a mere math trick: the physical mechanism of gravity is still out there and it is incumbent upon physicists to find it.

      This guy seems like an idiot to me. If you make the step to say that this is a mathematical construct that best describes our limited understanding of reality, which I believe to be true, you'll never be able to describe OR refute a more complete understanding of reality using that construct. You often need to discard and rethink the original concept or adapt it for it to improve. None of our knowledge, scientific or otherwise, is fully and completely right. Not one bit, it's just the best abstract model we've got. Everything we know will eventually be demonstrated to be incomplete, inconsistent or wrong. Which means you can't use any existing models to refute a new one. You can use them as a guide, you can say that the old and the new are inconsistent, but to refute them you need to go to the real world.

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    17. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by musterion · · Score: 1

      Would that be Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton ?

    18. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by sigloiv · · Score: 1

      Even if Gore had more Florida votes, it doesn't matter. United States presidents are not elected by the people. Electors elect presidents. The particular electors from Florida decided to give their votes to Bush.

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    19. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by NumbThumb · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, he's right. I only whish more people would understand those basic facts about science.

      Every time I hear people talk about "irrefutable scientific facts", I think i'll blow a fuse. If it's irrefutable, it's unscientific - per definition.

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    20. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Thank God somebody saw through the ambiguity! ;)

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    21. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by wyvernone · · Score: 1

      What a load of crap. This person says he agrees "with the mathematical and predictive correctness of both the Special and the General Theory of Relativity." - Special relativity says time is not absolute, each object in space-time has its own time dimension therefore there is no such thing as dt/dt or self-referencing.... just a flame bait...

    22. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by name*censored* · · Score: 1
      IANAP, but it seems to me that space is orthagonal to time and time is orthagonal to space (and thus one can be referenced by the other). His central argument is that time cannot exist as an alternate "dimension", as it is reliant on either a "superior" dimension (META-TIME) or is self-referential. Would it not be logical to claim that time can be measured against space and space against time?

      An abstract way to understand this would be to imagine a "shoebox" in which all 3 spacial dimensions are present, but (time, either by his definition or by relativity's definition) time is void (in his definition; nothing changes). By his argument, time does NOT EXIST in this "shoebox" but it exists outside of the shoebox (as change is happening outside the shoebox). For time to have two different values of time in seperate spacial coordinates is both ridiculous, and contradicted by his statement, "The t-axis or time-axis velocity component is 1, a dimensionless number". Therefore, time MUST have multiple values, and hence, is a dimension orthagonal to either space (non-string theory) or extra dimensions (string theory).

      Put simply, by his argument you cannot have motion AND non-motion in the same universe. I know that it is close to impossible to completely stop an object (that is, make it reach zero degrees kelvin), but his claims that every single particle in the universe is both IN MOTION and moving in a different VELOCTY AND DIRECTION to any other particle in the universe (any particle can used as a reference point, as velocity can only be measured by reference as per definition) is more absurd than any notions of time travel. Especially when you consider that the relative velocity of a particle only has to equal 0 for a length of time (abstract definition) approaching 0.

      Anyone who knows more about the subject, please correct my mistakes or re-explain (if any) valid points (if required).

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    23. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Dragonlord_Warlock · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whoever posted this is an idiot. If I remembered correctly, NASA has proven time is not constant. Minute dialation effects (in the millionths or greater of a second were recorded) when astronaughts travel into space. While this is not a remarkable change in time, it does illistrate that time is not a constant. Yes, there are arguments if backward time travel is possible or feasable as it would take an impossibly large amount of energy to accomplish it as it would require to reach faster than light velocities. Now... I wonder if slashdot is being infiltrated by the Intelligent Design idiots, flying a new flag of scientific de-evolution. Yes, we don't know everything about the universe but we sure do know more than this idiot.

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    24. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by terjeber · · Score: 1

      The problem with the article is not that he requires that time be this or that, or even the other. The problem with the article is the definition of "motion". He defines motion as velocity in other words dx/dt. This is correct for motion in space, but it is absurd to apply the same definition of motion to motion in time. In fact, should the discussion continue it would make more sense to use a different word than motion. The article is quite apparently created for the fun of it, and I don't see how this should make people upset.

    25. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Not only has he failed to grasp that this construct is just a model of reality, he's gone one step further along the road to idiocy. He manages to use 'self-referential' in his 'proof' but doesn't get as far as 'frame-of-reference'. Surely these two concepts are similar enough that learning one (in the context of physics) would lead you to the other? His whole argument is that dt/dt makes no sense, but dt'/dt would. And given that you have to measure velocities with respect to some frame of reference in relativity anyway, it's kind of obvious.

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    26. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by JaxWeb · · Score: 1

      "Kurt Gödel (how could I forget him?) is one of the gods of the voodoo science pantheon. Gödel is certainly the most often quoted yet inconsequential mathematician of the world. He is known for his incompleteness theorem, the most non-scientific, chicken-feather-voodoo nonsense ever penned by a member of the human species. In 1949, Gödel announced to the world that Einstein's general theory of relativity allows time travel to the past via "closed time-like curves." The only thing Gödel proved, in my opinion, was the incompleteness of his frontal lobe."

      The guy is an idiot. Godel is amazing. He did a hell of a lot of work. He is not inconsequential at all, he is very important. Just because all your hear about him about is his incomplete theorem, does not mean he didn't do anything else. You mostly only hear about Newton for gravity. And the incompleteness theorem is scientific, just because you read a book which was stupid, does not mean it is stupid. People like this just make me angry... just because they don't understand, does not mean anything. Urgh.

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    27. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Considering time to be a true dimension implies you could go back in time. If it's just a mathematical trick, then of course you couldn't. There is no copy of the entire universe one billionth of a Plank interval back, and another one before that, and so on.

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    28. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Of course, that was Einstein's whole point. You are moving through spacetime at a constant rate -- the speed of light. The faster you go (relative to another thing) through the three spacial dimensions, something has to give so the total speed through spacetime remains constant -- and that is the speed through the time axis. Of course, the speed of light is awfully fast, so, when moving slowly relative to something, the loss in time is minute and hard to measure. As your speed approaches that of light through the space dimensions, your motion through the time dimension slows dramatically.

      Note that, if you were somehow to hop over the speed of light and go faster, for the constant to remain the same -- the speed of light -- you'd have to actually be moving backwards through the time dimension. This was famously portrayed in the Star Trek episode where, to save the Enterprise from burning up in orbit, Spock and Scotty cold started the warp engines. Spock dryly noted afterwards, "We are moving through (regular) space (not warp[ed] space) faster than is possible, i.e. faster than the speed of light.

      That was when time travel in Trek was cool, before the idiotic and nonsensical and overused "slingshot" method wrecked the whole franchise the likes of which even Wesley Crusher would not be able to do 30 years later.

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    29. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Decent personally doesn't mean they'd be good presidents, either economically (inflation, stagflation) or statecraft (fall of Saigon, hostages, broken military).

      Similarly, you may not be a big fan of Clinton or Dubya, but you know you'd want to hang with both of 'em at a kegger.

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    30. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by dual_boot_brain · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is an irrefutable scientific fact that you'll blow a fuse...

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    31. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Intrigued · · Score: 1
      Read more on the site.
      I won't say that I necessarily agree with him but the dilation effects are not sufficient evidence of true time variability.

      Was the "dilation" due to actual variation of time or something else that affected the measurement.
      That doesn't mean that "time" actually slowed. Could motion through space have a direct physical effect on matter to slow change? The argument could be made that cold slows time. Some things happen slower when cold. I can swing a clock around on a rope, find that the clock didn't advance because the spring in the mechanism couldn't compensate for additional centrifical force and proclaim that swinging on a rope can stop time. Then upon further review, revise that to say that centrifical force and possibly gravity slows time.

      The point here is that all of this is mathematical theory based on assumptions. Very accepted assumptions I grant you but assumptions nonetheless. And in some areas, the math can be interpreted either way. This person is attacking the assumptions and basis that the theories are built on. Einstein himself had to rework some of the math principles to find his conclusions.
      Keeping an open mind to detractors of current popular theory (argumentum ad populum) is vital to true science. If we assume that detractors are idiots, we place ourselves in the awkward situation of being closed minded drones due to dogma rather than with people like Einstein who challenged the norm and were willing to be wrong if it found the truth.

      BTW, in reviewing the site, there are strong insinuations that the author may be quite the opposite of an Intelligent Design advocate. (argumentum ad hominem)

    32. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Dragonlord_Warlock · · Score: 1

      As I read it... the measurments were initially syncronized clocks, that used some kind of atomic reference (I am not 100% sure since this has been a long time ago now). Thus the clocks were not affected by the movement of the rockets. One was kept on earth and the other on the shuttle. After both were seperated and then returned they were found out of sync by a very small magnitude. One has to assume that NASA did ensure that each clock was kept in the same environmental conditions.

      I wish I could find that article again...

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    33. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by noigmn · · Score: 1

      Yeh, is a little crazy. Was trying to decide how relativity can be explained by clock "just slowing down for some reason". And he bags scientists proving things with maths then does it himself while completely neglecting the physical ramifications of what he is saying. I thought relativity was hard to get your mind around at first, but the number of alterations they will have to make to reality to get this one to work... I think he might get his minute of glory with the non-science folk. Make a few people feel smarter for a little while. Though I do agree string theorists are a waste of space and belong in maths not physics. He was right that physics is a science of observation and we should deduce new theories when we see evidence for them. But at some stage the stuff may become useful, though like a lot of this stuff (ie. quantum computers) there is a lot of hype screening the fact that the ideas may never become viable. Still yesterdays dream is tomorrows reality, and the less conservative idiots like the one who wrote this around to kill the dreamers, the better.

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    34. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by arodland · · Score: 1

      And it's actually pretty trivial to "prove him wrong" using, of all things, relativity. The answer, of course, is that there is no t. That is to say, there's no unique "time" term that applies everywhere; when observing a body in motion, an observer A will find d(x_a)/d(t_a) to be different from observer B's d(x_b)/d(t_b). This shows up as disparities in the apparent speeds of objects, apparent lengths, and apparent passage of time for different observers. If we conduct the famous "twins experiment", get back together, and I've observed 20 years pass since we last met, while you've observed the passage of 10 years, obviously dt/d(something) was different for you than it was for me. This is explained by the theory (still relativity, still nothing new) that "motion through spacetime" isn't bunk; it's something that we're always doing, and further that our vector through spacetime is constrained in such a way that when dx/dt, dy/dt, and dz/dt get large, dT/dt gets smaller (where T is time from the point of view of the accelerated observer, and t is time measured by the nonaccelerated observer. I think that's how it works out, anyway).

      As far as we know right now, there isn't any practical way to make your observation of time move in the opposite direction from everyone else's. It certainly would be trippy if you could. But the argument is nothing like as simple as this guy is saying.

    35. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by Democritus+the+Minor · · Score: 1

      agreed... the guy is a moron. in special relativity, the unit scheme is based upon the speed of light. since it is constant (as far as we know now), you can use it as a conversion factor. the "absurd" demensionless velocity 1 is the speed of light. (3e8 m/s)/c = 1. subluminal velocities are fractions of 1, you just divide v by c. position in spacetime geometry is measured in seconds (think "light seconds"), and acceleration is measured in inverse seconds (s^-1). mass comes out real nice to be kilograms, and momentum is kilograms as well. superluminal velocities give undefined forms that violate causality, thus, pastward "time travel" is prohibited. one can effectively travel forward in time by getting on a very fast spacecraft, approach c for a while, slow down, and come back to earth. depending on the acceleration and (spaceship) time spent at high velocities relative to earth, less time will have passed on the spaceship then on earth. since humans can withstand only about 1.5g accelerations for extended periods, it would take months to approach any velocity suitible for intersteller travel or futureward time travel.

    36. Re:Of course time travel is possible! by someone_else_i_am_no · · Score: 1

      "Of course time travel is possible!"
      "How else could people post articles in The Mysterious Future?"

      And memories allow you to travel to the past. This is now just a memory. The future knows more than the past. This is not mere motion, but knowing ourselves in relation to the whole. Time travel, development, unending grace; no matter the terms you use, it is only a clear evidence that there is always more than what seems to be. If it wasn't so we'd all be perfect, unchanging Gods, with nothing to love but ourselves, and how unpleasant that would be.

      In light of all this...

      "Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things." ...seems quite forward thinking.

      In short, specific to this case, time travel happens, and is motionless. -- Believe all things, and contraries are reconciled, evils and resentments disappear.

      Greater understanding knows errors, their reasons, and does not deny them that truth - for knowing it is a joy in sorrows that have proven powerless.

  2. Drinking to much funny-juice by Mrs.+Grundy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Nothing Can Move in Spacetime! By Definition!

    That's weird because I could have sworn when I went to bed last night it was yesterday and now its today.

    Nevertheless...this is fun. Looking at the equation from which all his arguments flow, it seems he is only demonstrating that it doesn't make sense to talk about one's velocity through time. I would agree. If I hop in my time machine and zip off to tomorrow, it doesn't make much sense for you to ask how long it took to get there. Or if you and I both have time machines and we decided to race to 1:00 pm tomorrow it would be always be a tie. But this is a far stretch from demonstrating that it is impossible. By this same logic we could define slope as the change in x over y or s = dx/dy. Does this definition make it impossible to move along the y axis because then the slope of our movement would be dy/dy? No. but it does say that if you move along the y axis your slope will be a constant.

    1. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by lawpoop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "That's weird because I could have sworn when I went to bed last night it was yesterday and now its today."

      Not really. Now it's now, and that's all that is. You remember yesterday, but that is a memory occuring now. The past doesn't physically exist. Nor does the future. The only real (i.e. existing physically) part of our time perception is now.

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    2. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by lgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A link to "www.rebelscience.org/crackpots" is considered science news on Slashdot these days? Is this story supposed to be a joke? What's up with this?

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    3. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Brown+Eggs · · Score: 1

      This make sense to Solomon Grundy - good job mom

    4. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      If I hop in my time machine and zip off to tomorrow, it doesn't make much sense for you to ask how long it took to get there.

      It will take you about 24 hours. :)

    5. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by xtracto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Time travel does exist, in one direction and at one velocity.

      The funny thing about the time travel theories is that, they are all based on a specific "definition" of time, when time by itself does not exist, it is just another metric that we mere mortals created (no I do not believe in god :) ). We continue to crash our heads trying to decipher *how* to travel across some theoretic "travelable" metric we created. Say can we travel across "Watts"? can we go "3 watts ahead" or "3 watts below"? or "r watts to the right or to the left".

      [Un]fortunately, the only thing that gives us a sense of the past is the memory, that way, if yesterday someone implanted in my memory that I was going to be reading this story on slashdot, I may believe that I've traveled to the past (no dupe jokes please).

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    6. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Not really. Now it's now, and that's all that is. You remember yesterday, but that is a memory occuring now. The past doesn't physically exist. Nor does the future. The only real (i.e. existing physically) part of our time perception is now.

      Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
      Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
      Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
      Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
      Dark Helmet: When?
      Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
      Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
      Colonel Sandurz: When?
      Dark Helmet: Now.
      Colonel Sandurz: Now?
      Dark Helmet: Now!
      Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
      Dark Helmet: Why?
      Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
      Dark Helmet: When?
      Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
      Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
      Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

    7. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by brian0918 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Didja see the foot?"

      He doesn't get British humor, clearly.

    8. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by MSBob · · Score: 1
      Not really. Now it's now, and that's all that is.

      Not really. The concept of "now" is relative and depends on the relative velocity of two observers. time is purely relative to observers' relative speed.

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    9. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      "Not really. The concept of "now" is relative and depends on the relative velocity of two observers. time is purely relative to observers' relative speed."

      Uh... that doesn't contradict what I said at all. Does what you say mean that there is a past and present in existence somewhere? Because that's all I was saying. You are just going into the details of the now that I was talking about.

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    10. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Funny

      *golf clap*

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    11. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by deblau · · Score: 4, Insightful
      it doesn't make sense to talk about one's velocity through time

      All well and good, except that we've already proved in practice that time has a different rate of passage for different people. Quote: "For GPS satellites, General Relativity predicts that the atomic clocks at GPS orbital altitudes will tick faster by about 45,900 ns/day because they are in a weaker gravitational field than atomic clocks on Earth's surface. Special Relativity predicts that atomic clocks moving at GPS orbital speeds will tick slower by about 7,200 ns/day than stationary ground clocks."

      The difference is about 38,000 ns/day. Since the speed of light is about one foot per ns, if relativity were wrong (because time passed at the same rate for everyone), GPS would accumulate an error of about 7 miles per day. Such an error would be blindingly obvious to everyone using the system, and wouldn't require any fancy equipment to measure.

      I'm interested to hear Mr Savain give an alternate explanation for how GPS works.

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    12. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Skater · · Score: 4, Funny

      Airplane II: "This isn't the past or the present, Elaine! This is the future!"

    13. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Amouth · · Score: 1

      sweet..

      i can't belive someone found a place on slashdot when qouteing that is ontopic.

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    14. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by vux984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does this definition make it impossible to move along the y axis because then the slope of our movement would be dy/dy? No. but it does say that if you move along the y axis your slope will be a constant.

      That's a good insightful argument backed up by some godawful math. :)

      The function for slope will be a simple constant for *any* linear function.

      A linear function can be expressed as:
      f(x) = mx + b
      Its slope is the derivative:
      f'(x) = m
      which is simply the constant m, (and if m happens to be zero the line is horizontal.)

      The case of a vertical line is special because it isn't a linear function. Hell, it isn't even a function. It has no defined slope at all.

      That doesn't mean vertical lines can't exist, of course, merely that its nonsensical to try and determine their slope on the xy axes.

      Similarly, as you said, it doesn't mean that time travel is impossible any more than vertical lines are impossible, just that the usual equations for velocity aren't applicable.

    15. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Tmack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      See Monty Python for a definition of that foot icon you see next to the posting....

      tm

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    16. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Eh? Who's on first?

    17. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by nelsonal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I picked a hell of a discussion to stop taking acid.

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    18. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by eyepeepackets · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "...they are all based on a specific "definition" of time,..."

      Very true yet hard to convince folks that our perception of "time" is just and only that, our perception, filtered through sensory organs, language and symbols, thought and then socially acceptable explanations.

      I suspect that time will show (heh) that our perception of our Universe and it's actions and what's really going on are very different -- we are severely limited by our perceptions and so see the Universe in a very specific way which isn't necessarily helpful in determining truth. Hopefully the quantum science folks will get us further down the path to the truth of space and matter, which will likely prove to be two different ways of seeing the very same thing. In other words, it's our perception which creates differences in "things" which otherwise may not be so very different after all.

      The ancient Hindus deduced that the Universe is an illusion. The quantum science folks may reach the same conclusion impirically.

      The math: illusion * .5 = illusion still

      Layman's terms: What you sense _is_ your Universe, there is nothing more.

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    19. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Scarletdown · · Score: 1
      Airplane II: "This isn't the past or the present, Elaine! This is the future!"


      If I remember correctly, the quote was actually:

      "We can't live in the past anymore, Elaine, or the present. This is the future."

      And to quote Ozzy:

      "Today was tomorrow yesterday. It's funny how time can slip away."
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    20. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by MSBob · · Score: 2, Informative

      The past, future and present are convenient terms used to describe an event's occurence as viewed by a particular observer. Two observers moving at very different speed will observe the same event at different times. what will be one observer's "present" may well be another observer's "past". All three are equallly meaningless in terms of physics.

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    21. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 2, Informative
      if you and I both have time machines and we decided to race to 1:00 pm tomorrow it would be always be a tie.

      True, but according to the Lorentz Transformation, the one who goes the fastest gets there the youngest! So there is a winner.

    22. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 1

      Yes. Notice the foot?

      Its Alt text is "It's funny. Laugh."

      Do you think that might be a clue?

    23. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Skater · · Score: 1

      According to imdb, we're both wrong: "We're not in the past anymore, Elaine. This... is the FUTURE."

      Great Ozzy quote. :)

    24. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      You may want to note the "foot" icon. That's the humor classification here.

    25. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mouse over the foot (on appropriate browsers) and you get a popup label saying "It's funny. Laugh."

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    26. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by einstienbc · · Score: 2, Funny

      They forgot about dt/dx, with the function being:

            lim[t->88(mph)] t / x * v

      where v causes the limit to assume a superstate of
      both positive and negative infinity.

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    27. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Yes, with that article it all makes sense now! So how long until we have movies now that aren't yet made, or to say it another way, when will then be now?

    28. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      "Mouse over the foot (on appropriate browsers) and you get a popup label saying "It's funny. Laugh.""

      You don't get British humor either, I see.

    29. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is his apparent fear of infinite regressio. Your analysis is absolutely correct- all he's really done is prove that our definition of motion is inadequate for time travel. This leads to three potentially conflicting conclusions:

      1. For travel in the Nth dimension to make sense, n+1 dimensions are required with your motion halted in dimension n+1, for all dimensions 1-infinity.MBR>
      2. The very universe is an illusion that has no past and no future- our expirence of it is completely imaginary.

      3. Humans are not capable of breaking out of our 3-dimensional existance with one-way travel in the fourth spacial dimension at a speed of c- which explains why within our 3-dimensional universe we cannot exceed c.

      The article would have us believe #1 and #2 are false, and #3 is true not only for human beings but for all matter in the universe. This is not falsifiable and therefore leaves the realm of science and enters religious belief based on a fear of infinity.

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    30. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by DorkusMasterus · · Score: 1

      And by that same line of thinking, solipsism makes the most sense.

      Solipsism=the belief that only I exist, and you are all created in my mind to make reality the way I wish to perceive it.

      See, what you suggest is that since we cannot empirically prove time/space movement, then it cannot exist, when in fact, it only means we cannot prove it empirically.

      Prove to me that you exist, and I'll believe that you can also prove that movement in time and space do not exist. Otherwise, I'll just keep on assuming you do not really exist and that you're arguing with me because that's the role I give your facade to play. ^-^

    31. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Is this story supposed to be a joke?

      The guy has a link to a 'humor' page on the navigation bar on the left. Personally, I think that his 'Nasty Little Truths' page is funnier than his humor page.

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    32. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by bbcisdabomb · · Score: 1

      this is SO sigged on my rpgnet account!

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    33. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Burpmaster · · Score: 1
      All well and good, except that we've already proved in practice that time has a different rate of passage for different people.

      Not only that, but I can underclock and overclock my computer, which changes the speed of time for it...

      Seriously, what ever happened to understanding this effect as a change in the rate objects "run" at rather than a change in the speed at which they "move through time"?

    34. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      ah cmon Brian, look on the bright side of life...

    35. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      What we use for measuring time involves particles (e.g. electrons) travelling around, that travelling will obviously require more energy than it would when the clock isn't moving (energy use being quadratic and all) so the speed that comes from movement is reduced, it seems to act slower. Wouldn't surprise me if that works in some way on nuclear decay and such.

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    36. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by imess · · Score: 1

      If you are on a slope then you just can't move along y axis, unless you jump up and down, but if you jump you are not on the slope anymore. A "vertical slope" is undefined.

    37. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by yfkar · · Score: 1

      Has Godot arrived yet?

    38. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by ENIGMAwastaken · · Score: 1, Funny

      Looks like I picked a hell of a thread to stop sniffing glue.

    39. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by OreoCookie · · Score: 1

      If time travel will ever be possible then where are the time travelers? Shouldn't they be visiting us or maybe our great-great grandparents?

    40. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by aarku · · Score: 1

      A joke? I don't know, maybe that's what that big nekkid foot is doing there. It's in the joke section. It's funny. Laugh.

    41. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 1

      Does this definition make it impossible to move along the y axis because then the slope of our movement would be dy/dy? No. but it does say that if you move along the y axis your slope will be a constant.

      No, because the slope is still dx/dy where dx is 0, and therefore your slope is 0. Which, yes, is a constant, but so is your slope over a straight line where you are moving constantly up x at the same rate as you go up y.

      But still, yes, the logic based on that equation is stupid. A velocity of time change makes no sense, and says nothing about moving about in time.

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    42. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by pacow · · Score: 1

      You can't travel through time!! Just imagine walking through the rain with time going backwards. The rain would "fall" upwards which would mean that your feet would get wet before your head... How should I think of that?!? o.O

    43. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by c_forq · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course they left that out, as flux capacitors never work reliably and DeLorean's are almost impossible to find now days.

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    44. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by RxScram · · Score: 1

      Soon

    45. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stop quoting me, bastard!

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    46. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      it doesn't make sense to talk about one's velocity through time.

      Sure it does. I am currently traveling at 1 second/second.

      Or if you and I both have time machines and we decided to race to 1:00 pm tomorrow it would be always be a tie.

      No way, I would win because I would show up at 12:59!

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    47. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by deanoaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the parent (AC) is correct, except for one exception.

      In an environment where there was no motion there would be no passage of time. In an environment where there was no memory there would be no concept of time.

      Time is an illusion.

      The only way to time travel would be to force every particle of matter and every bit of energy back to where it was at some point we remember from the past. Then we would have the perfect illusion of time travel.

      Nobody could ever prove it wasn't time travel because everything we could ever use to disprove it would have been affected.

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    48. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Crazy as he is, a few of his ideas aren't completely off the wall. He's probably pretty close to understanding space, as it were, I think. Though even if right, there are implications there that are plain scary.

      Still, I rate this kook factor 9.2 out of a possible 10.

      My voting history so far:

      Baldrson, the flaming K5/usenet racist: 7.91
      Timecube man: 9.4
      Some guy I worked with at a temp job, claimed he was the Patriarch of New Hyperboria: 9.6

    49. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Right here. But the problem is the past becomes indeterminate as well in any physics that allows time travel, so he's not neccessarily from OUR future.

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    50. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by frying_fish · · Score: 1
      "The only real (i.e. existing physically) part of our time perception is now."
      Well, there we have a flaw, the whole bit about *our* time perception, just because in *our* time perception there is only now does not mean that other possibilities do not exist.
    51. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by vertinox · · Score: 1

      The only way to time travel would be to force every particle of matter and every bit of energy back to where it was at some point we remember from the past. Then we would have the perfect illusion of time travel.

      Wouldn't it be easier to simulate the universe on a computer?

      And then just jump in on whatever time frame you want?

      Or secondly if you really could alter the entire universe to specific states, then you'd have to leave the universe while doing this and then come back.

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    52. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by jorenko · · Score: 1

      When time travel is invented, the inventors will not risk creating a paradox by going backwards in time.
      Media claims that anything you change when going back in time will cause the future you return to to be different. I would tend to agree with this stance, except that the consequences of such an action could be much more dire for all of existance than just some change(cessation of all existance? destruction of the universe? changes in the rules of physics? who knows?). Also, remember that just popping into existance in the past for a mere moment would move around air particles, which could cause a butterfly to not fly by an artist, who would then not be inspired to paint it, whose fame would then be diminished in the future, etc.

      Therefore I believe that if time travel is ever invented, the only safe way to do it is a one-way trip into the future, which, of course, would only be useful for academic time-capsule like purposes, unfortunately, since you can't go back.

    53. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      >>Time is an illusion

      Lunchtime doubly so.

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    54. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by NewWorldDan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bzzzt, wrong - inferior math. It is computationally conveniant to use C as a fundamental constant to derive time since it is inherently impossible to directly measure time. It is not time that changes but other basic measurements that change. Time is a very arbitrary abstraction to begin with. I shun your assertion that time is whatever shows on the clock. Rather I find the clock to be symptomatic of the effects of physics.

    55. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      This is a tired argument that can't be simply answered with a "because they don't exist".... there are a large number of possibilities, many falling into the disgusing category.

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    56. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by elFisico · · Score: 1

      Actually, his equations are all wrong. I'd guess he slept through his GR classes.

      4-dimensional coordinates are given (c*t, x, y, z), so his "velocity" is (c, dx/dt, ...) See? No more "dimensionless" time velocity.

      And would he really been studying those equations, he then would have seen that by taking a very massive cylinder and rotating it so its velocity at the circumfence is larger than half the speed of light, it then IS possible to find a path around the cylinder that will take you back to the space coordinates but at a different time.

      NOTE: only because you don't understand something it can still be perfectly true. Or false, that is...

    57. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by brxndxn · · Score: 1

      I already took acid tomorrow and went back to yesterday. Now I'm a day ahead of everyone else.

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    58. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by deanoaz · · Score: 1

      >>> Wouldn't it be easier to simulate the universe on a computer?

      >>> And then just jump in on whatever time frame you want?

      I'd like to see the VMware beta for that!

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    59. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by NtroP · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a Stephen King story about this - Oh yeah "Langoliers".

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    60. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by swilver · · Score: 1
      Well, the future is quite a long period of time, I would think it is highly unlikely a time travelling technology would be forever safeguarded against some crackpot going back to our time and changing it.

      It's a bit similair to atomic bombs... it's very hard to make them, but it is easier now than it was 50 years ago. It will only become easier and easier to make atomic bombs. Eventually (100 years from now? 500 years? what about 100.000 years?), some lunatic will create one using materials bought from the local hardware store.

      Anyway, it seems far more likely that either a) mankind destroys itself before time travel is invented, or b) time travel works only one way, or c) time travel kills humans, or d) it is not possible.

    61. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by deanoaz · · Score: 1

      Boss: "What's all that weird stuff running on your desktop?"

      Me: This window is Suse Linux 9 running under VMWare, This window is Netware 6.5 running under VMware, and this window is the universe running under VMware to find out where I'd be right now if I hadn't flunked calculus in 1975.

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    62. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by rdoger6424 · · Score: 1

      Looks like I picked a hell of a thread to stop huffing kittens.


      Sorry.

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    63. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Apathist · · Score: 1

      (Score:5, Funny) just isn't high enough for that comment/quote.

      You should be awarded something special: (Score:6, Hernia-Inducing Laughter Ahead)!

    64. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by swilver · · Score: 1
      Actually, I think the argument that time travelling is never going to happen (by humans) because we never seen a time traveller is quite a good one.

      Let's say, the year 3000 -- time travel is invented by some HUGE organization with HUGE resources, etc, etc.. it gets regulated, and nobody is allowed to travel back in time without proper disguises or whatever.

      1000 years later, hundreds of organizations can time travel.

      10.000 years later, you can construct a time machine in your own back yard using nothing but standard kitchen appliances and some duct tape. However, the 1984 style satellite network and nano-bot police prevent all such attempts to ruin our past.... for a while.

      Eventually, time travel would become so simple that someone goes back undisguised or whatever. The Future is a rather long period of time, if time travel ever is invented, which allows humans to travel back (and live), then inevitably someone will travel back to our time and ruin it.

      Therefore I believe human time travel isn't possible.

    65. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      Solipsism=the belief that only I exist, and you are all created in my mind to make reality the way I wish to perceive it.

      If this were actually true, then my mind is being d*mned uncooperative about how I want "reality" to become.

    66. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Decaff · · Score: 1

      The only real (i.e. existing physically) part of our time perception is now.

      Not according to most current theories of spacetime. There is no universal 'now', and one person's past can be in another's future.

    67. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      Yep. I can't believe this is posted as something newsworthy. This is going in my list of articles to send people who are considering subscribing to Slashdot.

    68. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by LiquidAvatar · · Score: 1

      I'd disagree - the most important question to ask when you've hopped into your time machine to zip off into tomorrow is: how long did it take me to get there? If it takes you a full day (perceptually) to get to tomorrow, you haven't really accomplished much, have you?

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    69. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Actually, the article states that travelling back and changing things in our own universe is impossible, which may well be true, equations or no. However, if the multiverse theory is one day proven, then you could travel back to an infinite number of parallel universes and screw your grandma silly without ever affecting your own.

    70. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      atomic clocks at GPS orbital altitudes will tick faster by about 45,900 ns/day atomic clocks moving at GPS orbital speeds will tick slower by about 7,200 ns/day

      Nitpick: 45,900 - (-7,200) = 53,100. I'm too lazy to double-check your numbers, so I'll just go pedantic on your math. But yeah, you made an excellent point and it's abundantly obvious that 1) these effects are real, and 2) they affect our daily lives, even if they don't make any intuitive sense at all to non-physicists.

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    71. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by babelex · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually everything we do is in the future, because by the time you have thought it and acted the result is the future. Also past and future are definitely concrete, present AKA now never exist becuase it is infinitely small in time. Thus we only have the past and future to cling to and live for, present is a pure abstract construct that acts as a go between from past to present. You might just need that acid now..

    72. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      I see, though I disagree on the basis that we don't know (do we? I am slow on curent events) whether it will affect us to go to the past or not just yet... you still are denying something doesn't exist on an unproven risk.

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    73. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by SilicaiMan · · Score: 1

      it seems he is only demonstrating that it doesn't make sense to talk about one's velocity through time. I would agree.

      Errr ... isn't that what we call acceleration?

    74. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by booch · · Score: 1

      I actually saw 4 DeLoreans in 1 day about 2 years ago. Near my house. In no way related to each other. One was for sale at a fancy car dealer. One was in a state of dis-repair at a repair shop. The 2 others were on the road. I test drove the one at the dealer. I came close to buying it.

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    75. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      Actually, Doc Brown and Marty had just kept on returning to that same day over and over again, to fix mistakes they made the last time around.

    76. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by LegendLength · · Score: 1
      The only real (i.e. existing physically) part of our time perception is now.


      Not according to most current theories of spacetime.

      Can you explain what you mean by that? I would have thought 'now' would be a useful concept for using theories of spacetime in practice. I don't mean that to sound cheeky btw.
    77. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Barryke · · Score: 1

      This futuristic personell ad proves teh article wrong: http://barrystaes.nl/?item=go&to=63

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    78. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Armchair+Dissident · · Score: 1

      it doesn't make much sense for you to ask how long it took to get there.

      <attempt at "Funny +1">
      Okay, let's imagine the two participants in the race are Subject A and Subject B.

      Subject A has a time machine that runs on diesel. It's good, but it takes its merry time working through the gears until its flux capacitator is sufficiently charged.

      From the point the engine is started until he arrives at 13:00 tomorrow is 10 minutes.

      Subject B has a steam system ala The Time Machine (the original book by Wells, thank you very much). Burning the wood to create the steam takes 20 minutes. Pushing that energy through the system until it reaches the flux capacitor with sufficient force to work takes 2 hours.

      From the point the engine is started until he arrives at 13:00 tomorrow is 2 hours, 20 minutes :)

      </attempt at "Funny +1">

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    79. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Crazy as he is, a few of his ideas aren't completely off the wall.

      To create a good conspiracy theory, you have to have something that's at least reasonably close to provable. From there you can bounce in almost any direction and, as long as there seems to be a logical stream, you've got the possibility of bamboozling at least some people.

      Take for example Bush's 'proof' that Saddam was an Al-Quaida ally and making WMDs.
      You had:

      • Someone from al-Quaida once visited him (of course, so did Rumsfield -- but Rumsfield got a more friendly reception).
      • He had been making WMDs (with US help).
      • He was 'teasing' the weapons inspectors, and generally just annoying them and making their life difficult.
      • Weapons inspectors couldn't say with absolute certainty that he wasn't building more WMD's (they were just reasonably sure).
      • The 9/11 bombers were arab (mostly Saudi arab), and so was he.
      • The fact that weapons inspectors couldn't find any proof was proof that he was hiding the proof that they couldn't find. -- and thus proof that Saddam was actually building WMDs (that's right: Lack of proof was proof of existence).
      The first 3 points are actually facts -- They still had to be spun right, but you can start from there and build in whatever half-truths you want. The more competent you look, the more likely that you'll pull people into your conspiracy theroy.
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    80. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "I'm interested to hear Mr Savain give an alternate explanation for how GPS works."

      Ah, this is the first time I have the honour to tell this to a /.er.

      RTFA

      I'm being unfair, since it was on an unlinked page on the same site

      "Time does not dilate for the simple reason that time, by definition, cannot change. The slowing of clocks is more likely due to energy conservation principles that come into play when a huge number of particles are interacting locally." http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/devil.htm

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    81. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're like Rimmer in Red Dwarf- and your mind just hates you.

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    82. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by bogado · · Score: 1

      Then you have a problem in how do you measure time. Time can only be measured by objects, and if all objects act the same way, faster or slower depending on gravity, speed, whatever, why should I think that all possible objects conspired to act faster or slower when is simpler changing the rate of time?

      Both explanations are equaly correct and both predict the same results, on is simpler. One could say the earth is stoped at center of the universe, but then we would have a lot of complex movements in the planets to explain. If we put the sun in the center, sudenly all the planets are moving in nice and easy elipses.

      Now if you is more confortable with a time that has a single rate and all the universe conspire to make it seems that this rate is changing, be my guest. I would like to see how do you would explain the fact that one event happens before, or after some other event is dependent on the point of view of the observer.

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    83. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      Lies!!! Comcast told me the future arrived this morning, everyday! And Mark Hamill agreed!

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    84. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by sabinm · · Score: 1

      In this discussion we are ignoring a simple concept of preservation of energy. He claims that particles move in discreet packets and that a discrete packet of force is used to move particles from one point to another (removing space from the equation) if we were to take that as correct and we were to assume that you could move in discrete intervals from one point to another, irrespective of this abstract 'distance' then he is correct. The problem is the ENERGY required to move at that discrete distance varies by the distance you want to travel. So you want to travel the interval of a nano meter, that requires the same amount of force from a discrete seperate particle as it does from a particle is part of your body. THe problem is moving all those particles at once which require discrete packets of energy. Now make that distance greater, and you're talking about more energy. Now it is possible to move a particle very quickly with a great amount of energy, but there is no guarantee that the particle will arrive in the condition you want it. I could move pretty fast by strapping a case of TNT to my hind quarters, but I wouldn't enjoy the ride too much. The energy required from from one point to another may be the same, but moving to a large amount of points to the one you finally reach requires a MULTIPLE of the energy required to move one particle. The amount required to reach across the planet is not trivial, and I suspect that moving across the 'Universe' would be the same. It would be impractical to amass the amount of energy reqired to move a particle from one point in the universe to another (it would take TIME) Once you used that amount of energy, you would instantly explode the partcle the energy was applied to. The only way to expend that energy in a safe way is a way we already know. Climing the stairs or taking the elevator takes the same amount of energy to move you or me from a point below to a point somewhere above it. The energy I would amass by using all that force all at once could power a light bulb for a few minutes. But if I put that same force and energy to use by kicking the lightbulb, then that energy would be used in an inefficent manner. Samething with going down the stairs. Jumping off the roof my be quicker, and use the same amount of energy as walking down the stairs, so logic would dictate that folks should just jump off of roofs. But because that much force (energy) all at once would kill someone once they applied that to the quickly appoaching ground (which is moving in a different direction, but almost certainly not one beneficial to our fragile body) we feel better taking the stairs, and expending that energy over time. Touching the ground after that last stair feels a lot better also, when we use the energy OVER TIME rather than instantly.

      So no, instant travel is most likely possible, but not practical

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    85. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by treskel · · Score: 1

      Actually not even that. if you consider that all your sensory inputs occur through neurochemical reactions in your nervous system. everything you believe happens now, see,hear,smell,touch happened in fact in the past previous milliseconds of time.

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    86. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1
      Rather I think you are saying that atomic clocks (i.e. atomic vibrations) are affected by relativistic frames of reference, and not that time actually passes more slowly.

      Yes, that would be one way to interpret the atomic-clock observation. But the trouble is that it isn't just atomic clocks or atomic vibrations. Everything goes slower. Your heartbeat. A pendulum clock. The timespan that a fly lives. Everything. So the best explanation is to say that time itself is slowed down in that frame compared to ours.

    87. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Time travel does exist, in one direction and at one velocity.

      Really? What about that whole Einsteinean time-dilation thingie that causes objects moving faster to slow down their time index relative to slower-moving objects?

      With just that *alone*, you can travel through time.

      Two people, age 20, are friends. Jack stays on Earth, gets married, has a baby, lives a long, full life. But Bob other goes into an ion-engine starcraft, and motors over to the nearest star at 99.999% the spead of light. Comes back 9 years later, to meet his friend Jack. (Nearest star is ~ 4.3 light years away)

      Jack has aged 9 years. He's thinking about college, retirement funds, and buying his first home. But Bob has aged just a few months.

      Hasn't Bob, in a sense, travelled forward in time almost 9 years? Or, from another perspective, hasn't Jack "travelled" back in time almost 9 years relative to Bob?

      Certainly, their movement forward in time has happened at different velocities, no?

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    88. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by jnf · · Score: 1

      If time is merely a construct that we mortals created, explain how objects age exactly? I mean, even if everyone and everything said 'time no longer exists', things will still age, people and creatures would still die of old age. The elements would eventually deteriorate most everything, etc. The measurement of time itself is a man-made construct, but the existence of it in itself is very much a reality.

    89. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Floody · · Score: 1
      Not really. Now it's now, and that's all that is. You remember yesterday, but that is a memory occuring now. The past doesn't physically exist. Nor does the future. The only real (i.e. existing physically) part of our time perception is now.


      Of course "now" is just the various electrochemical processes occuring inside your bonebox, reacting to some electrical stimulation supposedly originating from outside your body in the "present."

      I'd keep going with this all the way down the ever-spiraling hole, but I don't much care for the particularly maniacal gleam in Descartes' eye as he waits patiently at the bottom for the next victim to get sucked in.
    90. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      Not yet, but when he comes, it will have been a happy day after all, another happy day.

    91. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by BungaDunga · · Score: 1

      But everything we actually see is in the past. If we don't move in time, then how can one explain how one can "travel to the future" merely by moving-in space- very fast? If that's not time travel to the future, what is?

    92. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by steeviant · · Score: 1

      Surely any stainless steel car would do?

    93. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Burpmaster · · Score: 1
      Then you have a problem in how do you measure time.

      If you want to put the solar system, for example, into a Newtonian physics model, you first have to pick some sort of reference point to measure everything relative to, some unit of length, and you need to orient your coordinate system. From then on, if Newtonian physics were to hold, you'd be able to accurately predict the position of everything in terms of the original reference point.

      I'm not going to insist on some sort of "temporal ether" if relativity holds. But I do think you ought to be able to pick some reference clock and use it to measure velocities. Or better, measure velocities relative to another reference velocity, which you set as 1 VU (velocity unit). Then you don't need time as a base measurement, because it's based around length and velocity. One second might be 1 m/VU (the time it takes one meter to be traveled by an object moving at 1 VU).

      The ultimate goal is a model that is accurate and that represents the universe in a single undistorted state at any single instant. I see this as simpler.

      I would like to see how do you would explain the fact that one event happens before, or after some other event is dependent on the point of view of the observer.

      I would go back to the understanding that all events take place at a single point in time regardless of where you are. That is, an event from one light-year away that was observed just now actually took place a year ago.

    94. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by deblau · · Score: 1

      Maybe they already are visiting us, and neither you nor I have yet got the memo?

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    95. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by deblau · · Score: 1
      It's not computationally convenient to use C as a fundamental constant, it's unequivocally required by the theory. If you want to throw out relativity, that's another matter. As for directly measuring time, I'm doing it right now as I watch my clock on the wall. Unless you've got some other definition of 'measure' you'd like to share with me. No, I can't measure time by taking a yardstick to it, and no one is suggesting that I possibly could. That doesn't mean I can't measure it.

      Time is no more an arbitrary abstraction than any other metric quantity. Have you ever seen a 'Volt'? Of course not, but that doesn't mean it's arbitrary or abstract. I've never seen a 'second', but I've experienced it, in the same way I've experienced a few kV of electricity. You are free to shun whatever assertions you like. I suppose we can agree to disagree.

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    96. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by deblau · · Score: 1
      Well spotted, sir!

      The solution, it seems, is that he proceeds from different assumptions and arrives at a different result. If time cannot change, by definition, then of course it must be constant. That's not what Einstein, Lorentz, and any number of other Really Smart Guys came up with, though. I'd still like to see his definition of 'time'.

      I would also like to see his calculations on how a clock gets slowed down by energy conservation. 'Likely due to', 'huge number', and 'locally' don't really do it for me -- I want precise definitions and rigorous calculations before I'll throw out 100 years of science.

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    97. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by bogado · · Score: 1

      But relativity don't say that the event that happened one year ago, and just now is observed, is happening now. It tells that depending on yuor point of view it may have happend simultaneosly or not to another event. What happen is that if you measure the moment of a flash (for instance) here it dosen't follow that from some other point of view the moment that you stoped your watch and the moment of the flash are simultaneous.

      This is hard to grasp, but it is what happen, and some measurements that we use daily depends on those variations, for instance the GPS satelite clocks as someone else stated.

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    98. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Easy, time is a measurement of change. You can NOT define change without time. Time just gives us a way to "tag" a specific state of the universe as for example at 15:30:34, you could open your mouth and next at 15:30:36 you could close it again, the only way to describe that change is by giving a tag to the "change unit" we have.

      But no state can be repeated, that will be traveling back in time as you will be able to be again in a specific state of the universe.

      Haven't you had any memory, you will not have the perception of what we call time. It is all on your head. Take as an example, when you sleep or get unconsious (without dreaming). For you, it may seem like a minute after you got sleep and your alarm clock waked you up but after you see your guides for time then you *imply* that some time has passed. In the event of not having memory your life would pass in the same blink of an eye.

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    99. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter where the force that got it moving came from, if it moves it has kinetic energy. Doubling your speed quadruples your kinetic energy. Since the clock's internal processes don't suddently create more force the energy they add would be the same as if it was standing still. But because the same difference in speed would require more energy, the speed difference that results is lower.

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    100. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I feel you, and I don't think that guy has any calculation to back his claim that the clock gets slown down by energy conservation.

      Hard indeed to throw out 100 years of science for a guy who claims that there can't be such a thing as a space-dimension because of dt/dt=1. Actually I wrote the guy a mail, may someone correct me if I made some major mistake in it.

      "I read with interest my pages of your site, however, your main claim about time is quite disturbing. Basically, you claim that we cannot travel in in time-dimension because dt/dt=1. But to me, and to alot of Slashdotters, dt/dt=1 only shows that you can only measure the time to go at a constant rate, for example, you will always measure a second to last one second.

      It doesn't prevent time dilation however. The self-reference of dt/dt doesn't prove that time travel isn't possible, it only shows that you weren't able to spot what alot of people out here could spot, that it means that time can only be, locally, measured at a constant rate. But if you quit making self-referring equations, you'll see that a GPS will have a time ratio of 1 if only based on local measures, for example, dt gps/dt gps, but a different one if you compare it to other measurement, for example dt gps/dt earth.

      Take a GPS satellite, and an observer on earth. Both synchronize their time to 0. When the observer's clock reaches let's say 60 seconds (dt earth), the GPS clock reached only let's say, 59 seconds (dt gps). This means that the GPS satellite traveled 59 seconds in 60 seconds, in other words, 0.983 s.s^-1.

      You claimed that the unit would cancel itself, well it can if you want (although s.s^-1 makes sence to me, provided that you remember that the first s refers to other seconds than the second s) you would obtain a time rate ratio of 0.983, with respect to the observer's time. I don't see where's the non-sense in it, and therefore, I claim that time-travel, even if only in one direction, is possible. "

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    101. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by jnf · · Score: 1

      I agree in the basics, but really what my point was that the passage of time, or the change of events is inevitable and will happen, whether you perceive it or not, and that therefore regardless of what term you give it, time exists.

      To phrase it another way, it currently takes 23 hours and 56 minutes for a full revolution of the planet earth (and an additional 4 minutes for any one point to have sunlight on it again). If we all suddenly became ignorant of the 'time terminology', there would still be day and night, and it wouldn't happen instantiously, it would still take 23+ hours to occur each time, even if we called them something different and changed our scales.

    102. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by DarkProphet · · Score: 1

      ...DeLorean's are almost impossible to find now days

      Heh, welcome to the 21st century. eBay makes it simple. ;-)

      FWIW, I am just a slashbot, not a total nerd (i.e. fat, basement-dwelling virgin), but if I had the 25K on me right now I would totally buy it ;-) The BTTF movies were my fave as a kid, even if the plotline was raddled with grandfather-esque paradoxes.

      BTW, is Christoper LLoyd still alive? I really think he and Michael J. Fox might as well do one more movie. Considering the rampant sequels and remakes coming out of Hollywoood lately, a new BTTF movie would probably do pretty well.

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    103. Re:Drinking to much funny-juice by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

      Isn't that just a matter of light (or gravity, information, etc) taking time to travel? To a guy with a stopwatch, the flash and the stopping of the watch appear simultaneous, but from a different perspective, you may see the flash occur well before the watch is stopped. I don't see any problem unless the effect is preceding the cause somewhere. (And I don't just mean being observed before the cause.)

  3. Crackpottery, Indeed by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yes, yes, but where do Einstein, Jesus, Socrates and the Clinton's live in this theory?

    (Seriously. It's like he read Zeno's Paradoxes and it blew his mind, man.)

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    1. Re:Crackpottery, Indeed by cmorgan47 · · Score: 1

      the Clinton's what?

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    2. Re:Crackpottery, Indeed by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Take a close look at the linked graphic...(I probably should have included a [sic] in there, but that kinda ruined the flow...)

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    3. Re:Crackpottery, Indeed by cmorgan47 · · Score: 1

      yeah, i did see that in the graphic. sorry i didn't mention that you were just [sic]ing.

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    4. Re:Crackpottery, Indeed by pepeperes · · Score: 1
      wow this Dr. Gene Ray is just amazing...

      I have demonstrated absolute unrefutable proof of 4 simultaneous 24 hour days with in a single rotation of Earth. No other man or god can claim such Truth manifestation. The academic brainwashed mind is corrupt and can't comprehend Cubic magnificence.

      "Why not the Time Cube?" The only reason is educated stupidity.

      Greenwich Time is a Lie

      ... I still quite don't get if we get time travel or no time travel though!
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  4. SG1 Answers! by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 1

    There is no spooky action at a distance because there is no distance between particles. This is not the same as saying that the distance is zero; distance simply does not exist: it is abstract.

    Ah ha! So that is how to Tolan's were able to communicate so quickly with the Knocks from Earth after thier world had been destroyed!

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    1. Re:SG1 Answers! by tolan-b · · Score: 2, Funny

      I did what?

    2. Re:SG1 Answers! by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Time travel, remember? YOu haven't done it yet.

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    3. Re:SG1 Answers! by Sabaki · · Score: 1

      Nox, Nox.
      Who's there?
      The Nox.
      Nox who?
      Nox the Tolan right of the galaxy with superior technology!

    4. Re:SG1 Answers! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Are the Nox the Carol Kane aliens?

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  5. I'm no physicist by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But in all my readings, I have learned one thing about physics. Nothing is "as simple as that".

    1. Re:I'm no physicist by GrayFox777 · · Score: 1

      That's the truth!

    2. Re:I'm no physicist by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      "Nothing is 'as simple as that'"

      Well that's a pretty simple rule ;)

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  6. But I time travel every day! by davecb · · Score: 4, Funny
    One second per second, so that dt/dt = 1.

    --dave

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    1. Re:But I time travel every day! by Ariane+6 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but you move every day, which dilates time WRT the rest frame, so dt/dt' != 1

      I don't feel like taking the derivative of the Lorentz dilation, but I'm sure you could look it up.

    2. Re:But I time travel every day! by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I define myself as the rest frame

    3. Re:But I time travel every day! by Ariane+6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That only works if you never accellerate. Otherwise, your frame is non-inertial, and cannot be so defined.

    4. Re:But I time travel every day! by TheClam · · Score: 1

      Well, duh. You've got a dt in the numerator and a dt in the denominator. That cancels to equal one. Simple algebra. :)

    5. Re:But I time travel every day! by bhmit1 · · Score: 1

      That's nothing. I'm almost done with my time travel invention that will take you 1 hour into the future in just 60 minutes. It's still in the beta stages, so there's no reverse feature, but hopefully I can find some venture capital with the prototype.

    6. Re:But I time travel every day! by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      Technically those dt's are different dt's

      One is dt(subjective) and the other is dt(objective)

      This is in part neccesary due to time dilation experienced as you travel closer to the speed of light.

      Some would say this implies a 2nd actual time dimension, which is far easier to explain than space dimensions beyond the base 3.

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    7. Re:But I time travel every day! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Go to sleep- if time is the illusion he says, you can suddenly "accelerate" to 28800 seconds/second for an average human adult....

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    8. Re:But I time travel every day! by Ariane+6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's why I primed the second dt in my post above.

    9. Re:But I time travel every day! by rts008 · · Score: 1

      I prime my dt's with booze- only thing that works for me.

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    10. Re:But I time travel every day! by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I never accelerate, the universe accelerates around me. I am the rest frame, the universe is a non-inertial frame.

    11. Re:But I time travel every day! by Draknor · · Score: 1

      Well, this *is* slashdot, after all...

  7. The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by Cujo · · Score: 5, Informative

    This guy is a pseudo-scientific moonbat. Please don't waste your time with the not-so-FA.

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    1. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by slavemowgli · · Score: 5, Informative

      Note the URLs of the articles linked:

      http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/notorious.htm
      http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/nasty.htm#Spa ce

      (emphasis mine.) That alone should make it pretty clear that this isn't meant to be taken seriously. Oh yeah, and the story got the "foot" icon, too, so even Taco got it. :)

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    2. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by SchrodingersRoot · · Score: 1

      he also seems to be a vulgar and angry person

      random googling

      I'm not a physicist, but to me, it seems that his objections stem from a rather rigid definition of motion.

    3. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by Cujo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I didn't see the foot icon. Only problem is - it's not funny, just sad.

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    4. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by jerpyro · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. The problem with the author is he's neglecting to "think outside the box"... the reason they all believe in time travel is because TIME DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ONE DIMENSIONAL. History has to be one dimensional (as far as we know it), not time. Go see Back to The Future 2 or something :p

    5. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Informative
      This guy is a pseudo-scientific moonbat.

      I agree. I ran across this in my searching on this guy: Einstein was dumb. ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha... To quote: Now a whole new generation of notorious crackpots in high places have jumped in lunatic Godel's time travel banwagon. Examples are Kip "wormhole" Thorne, Stephen "black hole" Hawking, Brian "superstring" Greene, Michio Kaku (Mucho Kuckoo), etc... ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

      I can deduce the following from this article:

      1. This guy does not have an advanced degree in Physics or Astronomy
      2. He watches too much Dexter's Laboratory
      Time to call the nice men in the white coats with the truck with the padding in the back...
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    6. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by lbrandy · · Score: 1

      This guy is a pseudo-scientific moonbat. Please don't waste your time with the not-so-FA.

      He can't hold a candle to Archimedes Plutonium. He is the 10-year frequenter of sci.math and sci.physics with a 1200 page online book about how the universe is a giant plutonium atom. He believes he is Archimedes reincarnated and he is a supergenius because he has a plutonium atom in his brain. His website and his ramblings are truly the most bizzare thing I've ever seen. His "one page proofs" of the greatest mathematics problems of all time (4CT, FLT, Riemmann, etc) are among the strangest things you will ever read. He explains all of physics, biology, and everything else, too.

      It should be required reading to any student of internet phenomonen as to what happens when that smart-but-crazy gene expresses itself a wee bit too much.

    7. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by osgeek · · Score: 1

      The Einstein was changed to a foot by the editors... probably after they realized that they had been suckered.

      Maybe the actual site is a joke, but it looks more like the rantings of a loon whom no one takes seriously.

    8. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by Kupek · · Score: 1

      I read some of the article and some of the site. I was trying to figure out if the guy was being sincere or satiric. I never got an indication that anything was said tongue-in-cheek. If he is being satiric, he's not doing a good job of it.

    9. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      He reminds me of the guy who ran around saying that all the inventions that could be invented have been. Basically, he seems to lack the ability to reason past his box.

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    10. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by LegendLength · · Score: 1

      That alone should make it pretty clear that this isn't meant to be taken seriously.

      Although, without the URL people could easily be mistaken for this being a real claim.

      For example, from the top of the first page:

      Before I continue, less I be immediately branded as an anti-relativity crank, let me make it perfectly clear that I agree with the mathematical and predictive correctness of both the Special and the General Theory of Relativity.

    11. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by Vivieus · · Score: 1
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    12. Re:The e-mail I sent to the editor was ignored. by Cujo · · Score: 1

      Not only do I already have a life, it would seem I have someone's goat as well. And I ain't giving it back.

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  8. Well obviously! by zardo · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... because we already know everything there is to know about the universe

  9. Or, as Ford Prefect put it... by Jim+in+Buffalo · · Score: 5, Funny

    As Ford Prefect put it, "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."

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    1. Re:Or, as Ford Prefect put it... by Frobisher · · Score: 1

      Bah! Beat me to it....

    2. Re:Or, as Ford Prefect put it... by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      it just looks that way.

  10. Method of Travel? by OctoberSky · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do they use the Back to the Future method or the Bill and Teds method of time travel?

    Also, did they attempt to spin the Earth backwards on its axis? I heard that works if there is a lady in distress.

    1. Re:Method of Travel? by smbarbour · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot, "Slingshot the starship around the sun."

      That works well when aliens try to talk to whales.

    2. Re:Method of Travel? by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      Do they use the Back to the Future method or the Bill and Teds method of time travel?

      As I recall, the last episode I saw of of Star Trek Enterprise had a scene in which their Science Officer mentions "The Vulcan Science authority has stated that Time Travel is Impossible". And so it must be. The Vulcans believe it. So should we :-)

      After all, they must know something we don't ;-D

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    3. Re:Method of Travel? by residieu · · Score: 1

      The best option is to watch a supernova while cooking a foil jiffy-pop container in the microwave.

    4. Re:Method of Travel? by localman · · Score: 1

      To be a pedant about the scientific marvel that was the original Superman movie, it wasn't that he spun the earth backwards that caused time to go backwards. Rather, he flew around the planet faster than light, and the earth spinning backwards represents said reversal of time visually.

      Therefore, the events of the Superman movie are all quite possible ;)

      Cheers.

  11. Let's play: spot the Loony by gevmage · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Um, no.

    I'm sorry, but if you're going to put up a web page in which you call all the foremost theoretical physicsts in the world frauds, then you'd better have more evidence than some undergraduate-level pseudo-calculus and verbal smoke screens.

    The t-axis or time-axis velocity component is 1, a dimensionless number. Now there are relativists who will insist that it is perfectly acceptable to express velocity in time with a dimensionless number but the rest of us with our head on our shoulders, know that it is not true. We know that a dimensionless number such as 1 has absolutely no meaning in as far as expressing velocity.
    Not true. Normalized velocities are perfectly reasonable things to express. Mach 1.25 is a perfectly well-defined speed that does not violate any laws of physics, and what do you know--it's a dimensionless number.

    I'm sorry, but this page is really quite embarassing for the author's parents and any physics teacher's they've ever had. This sort of reminds me of people that read things like A Brief History of Time, a perfectly excellent book, and then try to tell me that the physics is really great and it would be so much better unencumbered by the mathematics.

    I don't think real time travel, a-la Dr. Who is physically possible. But the "arguments" on this web page don't really make sense, much less prove all those physics wrong.

    Craig Steffen
    Ph.D. Physics, Indiana Unversity, 2001

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    1. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by slavemowgli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Relax, it's a joke. Didn't you see the "It's funny. Laugh." foot icon?

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    2. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but this page is really quite embarassing for the author's parents and any physics teacher's they've ever had

      This page is probably there because the author enjoys making people who know better and are uptight about it get hot under the collar. In other words, he's trolling. If that's the case, the author would have to have a pretty decent grasp of the concepts he is mocking in order to know exactly which buttons to push.

    3. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, I do, but when I first saw the story on the front page, it had the Einstein head icon.

    4. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by geeber · · Score: 1

      Considering that the word "Crackpots" is in the article's URL, I would say you have been trolled.

    5. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      We all know math is just a nerd conspiracy to keep middle aged baby boomers and young spoiled teenagers scared of physics and keep them from building their own colliders, H-bombs and of course flux capacitors.

    6. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by exi1ed0ne · · Score: 1

      Mach 1.25 is a perfectly well-defined speed that does not violate any laws of physics, and what do you know--it's a dimensionless number.

      From what I remember from my skool dayz, you can know a position or a speed but not both. So wouldn't any speed notation represent at least 2+1 dimensions? (x,y + time)

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    7. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. The presence of the word "Crackpot" in the URL is not intended as a comment on the author's own work.

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    8. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      "Mach 1.25 is a perfectly well-defined speed that does not violate any laws of physics, and what do you know--it's a dimensionless number."

      Not only that, but physicists like to express measurements in odd dimensions, like expressing time as a length and vice versa. Then again, most people do this on a daily basis, whenever they tell someone how far away a place is, and express it in time: "The airport is 40 minutes away."

    9. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Mach 1 is just a constant times a speed unit like one of these

      Actually, it's not quite that simple. While C is defined as the speed of light in a vacuum, and is therefore constant, Mach 1 is defined as the speed of sound in the medium in which you are travelling. This means that it varies depending on air pressure. Since air pressure varies with altitude, so does Mach 1. Mach 1 at standard sealevel conditions, for example, is a constant speed (761.2 MPH). Mach 1 with no constraints on the medium, its temperature, or its pressure, is a variable.

      This does not, however, negate your point. Mach 1.5 is a dimensional number. Well, it's dimensional - it's not a number unless you specify the conditions of the medium of travel. In fact, it's pretty much exactly the opposite of what the grandparent poster said.

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    10. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>We know that a dimensionless number such as 1 has absolutely no meaning in as far as expressing velocity.

      >Mach 1.25 is a perfectly well-defined speed

      You may have a PhD. in Physics, but even I, as a CS guy, know the difference between speed (scalar) and velocity (vector).

    11. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by Transcendent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are wrong.

      Mach is the ratio of two speeds. Doing such produces a number in which the units cancel out. Speed/Speed = dimensionless. This also brings up another property of a dimensionless number, in that the value *does not change* in any unit of measurement. Mach 1.5 is the same in SI, FPS, or any other system.

      Don't believe me? Here. "As it is defined as a ratio of two speeds, it is a dimensionless number." I'd hate to think you believe what you said... as others are taking you seriously.

      Please don't respond back... I don't want to debate this further and you are most utterly wrong. I hope you don't work on... anything.

    12. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by AeroIllini · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mach 1.25 is a perfectly well-defined speed that does not violate any laws of physics, and what do you know--it's a dimensionless number.

      Mach is not a speed, it's a ratio of your speed (measured in distance per time) to the speed of sound in whatever medium you happen to be travelling in (also measured in distance per time). It's only used because it is very convenient to use such a proportion when making calculations about compressible fluid flow (shock waves and the like)--properties of the flow are identical at identical Mach numbers, regardless of speed. Since the speed of sound varies with temperature and fluid composition, your speed at any given Mach number could vary with the temperature and type of fluid you are travelling through. In order to find our speed from Mach number, it is necessary to define additional information and introduce dimensions to the dimensionless Mach number.

      That being said, I agree with your larger point about needing more than a first-year Calculus course to debunk the world's leading physicists. However, if we're going to discuss how rigorous math is needed to express complex ideas, then we must use rigorous math ourselves, and not fall into the trap of calling a dimensionless ratio a "speed", which is a number with dimensions. It may be useful to think of a ratio as a speed, but in reality it is not.

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    13. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by psyklopz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ph.D. Physics, Indiana Unversity, 2001

      And this guy should know what he's talking about-- somehow he's managed to make his post travel 5 years into the future.

    14. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by MSBob · · Score: 1

      what you're talking about is not a general law of physics but a specific law of quantum mechanics which is known as the "uncertainty principle". It refers to subatomic particles (photons, electrons etc) but only in terms of so called "complimentary variables". Position and momentum are the most popular and most commonly quoted. Als note that it does not mean our instruments are not precise enough to detect both the momentum and the position of an electron. It means that those two variables are unknowable. The more closely you hone in on one the more uncretain the value of the other. How much precision you are allowed is related to the Planck constant.

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    15. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by elgatozorbas · · Score: 2, Informative
      "I am right, and I'm not interested in what you have to say, YOU are wrong". Great way of having a discussion.

      While I am not particularly impressed by people mentioning their PhD either, the guy was completely correct. The Mach number IS dimensionless just like the Reynolds number, Nusselt number, Prandtl number,... whatever number. These numbers (mostly having to do with fluid dynamics) have exactly been devised to be dimensionless. The are invented to scale experiments. As long as the dimensionless number of your experiment and the real thing are the same (e.g. by making everything 10 times smaller but in 10 times lighter material and under higher pressure or so), conclusions about the relevant parameters will be unchanged. More info here.

    16. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by kavau · · Score: 1
      Mach 1.25 is a perfectly well-defined speed that does not violate any laws of physics, and what do you know--it's a dimensionless number.

      While I agree that the author's arguments are mostly utter nonsense, it seems that yours are not that much better. Mach 1.25 has the dimension of 'Mach' which equals 340.294 meters per second. Hence the dimensions of Mach 1.25 are meters per second, as usual for spatial velocities.

      A better argument would be that it is perfectly acceptable to work in units where the speed of light c = 1. In other words, you define a unit of space as the distance light travels in a unit of time. Then spatial velocities are truly dimensionless numbers.

    17. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by gevmage · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Mach is not a speed, it's a ratio of your speed (measured in distance per time) to the speed of sound in whatever medium you happen to be travelling in (also measured in distance per time).
      Hmmm...point taken. I think technically it's supposed to be "mach number", rather than what I said, which is that it's a speed.

      I don't know. Mach number is clearly dimensionless...but it gets larger in magnitude when you go faster, so it is a speed in a way. It's a dimensionless speed? That seems contradictory.

      I perhaps typed incorrectly, that mach number is not a speed. However, my basic original objection still stands; the web site is playing dumb games with numbers and dimensions and making conclusions without really understanding them.

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    18. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by gevmage · · Score: 1
      While I am not particularly impressed by people mentioning their PhD either
      Yeah; sorry about that. I just like to state up front where I'm coming from and my background. It's very easy for a discussion like this to get into a pissing war, and with everybody effectively anonymous, there's no way to tell the wack-jobs from the sensible people, particuarly since something like this is only going to last a few hours. I wasn't trying to wave my degree as a flag, just wanted to establish basic credibility, and which side of the fence I stood on.

      Thanks for the back-up.

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    19. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Okay, so that means someone at /. thinks it's funny. However, it DOESN'T mean that the author of the page takes it as a joke, and doesn't mean that people won't think that there are good arguments on it. It's perfectly reasonable to criticize it.

    20. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by gevmage · · Score: 1
      And I'm embarrassed for any English teachers you've ever had :'(
      Er...yeah, sorry about that. I was typing fast. :-)

      Ahem...should be "for the author's parents and any physics teachers they've ever had."

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    21. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      what you're talking about is not a general law of physics but a specific law of quantum mechanics which is known as the "uncertainty principle". [...] How much precision you are allowed is related to the Planck constant.

            Funny. Most physicists would argue that the quantum law is the general one, and the "everyday" law is a consequence of the smallness of Plank's constant.

    22. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Space-time is an illusion. Lunch time is doubly so.

    23. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by twigusa · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's a Ph.D. from Eerie Indiana University.

    24. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      However, my basic original objection still stands; the web site is playing dumb games with numbers and dimensions and making conclusions without really understanding them.

      Agreed. I don't think this website would last very long under a rigorous mathematical scrutiny.

      As for the Mach number...

      Yes, officially it's called a "Mach number," because it's dimensionless. It's also always capitalized, which you used correctly, and when referring to a Mach number value, the word "Mach" always precedes the value, as in "Mach 1.25".

      Mach number is clearly dimensionless...but it gets larger in magnitude when you go faster, so it is a speed in a way.

      But drag also increases as speed increases, and so do lift, skin friction and flow temperature, under certain conditions. But those things are clearly not speeds.

      The Mach number, along with its cousin the Reynolds number, is merely a convenient normalization of quantities that would otherwise be variables in fluid dynamics equations. It's an easy way to talk about a fluid's regime--subsonic, transsonic, supersonic, hypersonic--without having to describe a bunch of other data. It also simplifies compressible flow calculations quite a bit. However, because of press coverage of Chuck Yaeger and others in the high-speed aerospace business, it has become a popular measurement of "very fast," just like the measurement of "Libraries of Congress" has been used to measure "a whole bunch of information," even though measuring something in "Libraries of Congress" has no physical meaning (are we talking about numbers of characters? numbers of bits if encoded in ASCII? what about Unicode? etc.).

      It may be helpful to think that Mach 1 is faster than Mach 0.2, but in some cases larger Mach numbers can represent slower speeds. Mach number is velocity over the speed of sound, which is defined as the square root of the product of temperature (in absolute units, like Kelvin or Rankine), the specific gas constant, and the adiabatic index. The specific gas constant and the adiabatic index only change if the composition of the flow changes.

      It's acually more accurate to think of Mach number as a measurement of "motion energy". While Mach 1.24 in warm air may be faster than Mach 1.27 in cold air, it takes more energy, in the form of thrust, to maintain Mach 1.27 than Mach 1.24 regardless of temperature.

      I hope that helps clarify things for you.

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    25. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by flosofl · · Score: 1

      Mach has no dimension. It is the ratio of two speed measurements. The units cancel each other out and only the scalar is left. There is no dimension to "Mach".

      If you wish to get a speed value from a Mach Number, you must convert it first by multiplying the scalar by the speed of sound. This result will have the units of whatever scale was used for measuring the speed of sound waves (m/s, MPH, etc...) When people refer to Mach as a speed, they are really doing the conversion automatically.

      This seems to be a good place to start.

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    26. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this guy's crazier than I am.

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    27. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1
      It's very easy for a discussion like this to get into a pissing war

      ... which is a good reason not to mention any background at at all (in fact I am also working towards a phd, still need to write the book, though :-). Having been in the academic world and obviously knowing many phds, people that quit theirs and others that got it 'for free', I am not easily impressed by titles (no offense), especially because it is difficult to judge the merits of a system in another country.

      But what does irritate me are people using arrogant discussion techniques, talking crap and making fun of somebody who knows his stuff (even if a phd ;-).

    28. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by Valar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your Mach = (Your speed)/(Speed of sound) = (x1 m/s) / (x2 m/s) = x1/x2 => no units.

    29. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by LightningBolt! · · Score: 1

      Mach is the ratio of two speeds. Doing such produces a number in which the units cancel out. Speed/Speed = dimensionless.

      When I measure the length of something, am I not measuring the ratio of the length of it to some other length? That is, it's the ratio of two lengths, just as mach is the ratio of two speeds. Still, I don't just say that "I'm 3 tall", I say "I'm 3 meters tall".

      When I say how fast a plane was flying, do I simply say, "1.25"? No, I specify "mach 1.25". If we rearrange the mystical syntax "mach 1.25" simply to say "1.25 machs", does this seem dimensionless? Is the difference simply that "mach 1" is variable under different atmospheric conditions?

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    30. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm not the original poster, but I would like to comment on this statement.

      Units are an artificial construct of man. If we redefine our units, the universe itself doesn't change. We could measure speed in m/s, lightyears/fortnight, or furlongs/decade.

      All these measuring units differ only by a fixed constant. However, they all represent the same thing, and the fundamental equations don't change when we switch from system to system.

      In physics, it is perfectly natural (and common) to renormalize the values in the equations to be dimensionless. The dimensionless values are usually more important than the ones with dimension. Statements like "This value is large" and "This value is small" make a lot more sense after the normalization, because usually you just compare the number with one. Just like all other unit conversions, in practice this just another fixed constant to scale the values by.

      To say that mach 1.25 is not a speed because it is unitless ("it is just a ratio") is just as disingenous as it is to say that 5 cm/millenium isn't a real speed because it isn't in m/s. In all cases they are just unit conversions; the underlying physics doesn't change. Switching to unitless scales is no different.

    31. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by PDAllen · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, but this page is really quite embarassing for the author's parents and any physics teacher's they've ever had. This sort of reminds me of people that read things like A Brief History of Time, a perfectly excellent book, and then try to tell me that the physics is really great and it would be so much better unencumbered by the mathematics.


      If you read a paper, you can read each line and verify that it follows from the previous lines, as per the formal definition of a proof (and this is not hugely different from the layman's idea of a massive string of big scary equations, even if your average paper doesn't have any such). This will make it clear to you that the proof works, and you will be happy to say that the theorem is proved (or if there is any error you'll find it) - but you will have no clue _why_ it is true. To understand _why_ a theorem is true you need to be able to read a paper and obtain a mental picture of the situation - which often requires more work than line-by-line verifying the proof, but which often doesn't involve actually checking every statement, and if there is a typo in the proof you may well not catch it. In that sense, physics (or mathematics as your typical undergrad thinks of it) is better without all the `mathematics'.

      Not that I'm trying to support the author of the page you refer to, who doesn't seem to either understand or be able to verify the mathematics involved. He certainly hasn't a clue what the Incompleteness Theorem means.

      IMO, there is a certain amount of truth behind those pages, in so far as you can construct decent predictive physics models which do not really require space or time. This is fairly obvious, but the author then jumps to `so modern physics must be wrong' which isn't true (you can cast modern physics in such an interpretation without changing any predictions, and if you've any understanding of it this should be obvious as soon as you see the former idea; set an observer to be a point o in a topology, assume a few no-pathological-cases conditions, set information available to the observer to be dependent on the neighbourhoods of o and non-decreasing as you look at smaller neighbourhoods to get the non-spacetime view; this is certainly true of an observer in any standard physics model).
    32. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by Burpmaster · · Score: 1
      I don't know. Mach number is clearly dimensionless...but it gets larger in magnitude when you go faster, so it is a speed in a way. It's a dimensionless speed? That seems contradictory.

      If I were to ask how many inches tall you are, the answer would be a dimensionless number. That is because my question defines a new property, "height in inches", calculated from a physical property: height_in_inches(x) = height(x)/in. This defined property isn't very useful, of course.

      The mach number is useful because it's based on two properties: mach(x) = speed(x)/speed(sound in x's medium). Kinetic energy is another such useful property to define, in this case because it does not scale linearly with velocity.

      Calling the mach number a "speed" is exactly the kind of confusion that I believe is occuring when anyone refers to the "speed of time".

    33. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by Makarakalax · · Score: 1

      yep 100% moron, I totally agree.

    34. Re:Let's play: spot the Loony by kavau · · Score: 1

      But this is really just a matter of nomenclature - I could, for example, define the "Meter number" of an object as the ratio between its length and the Meter prototype in Paris. Measuring speed relative to the speed of sound doesn't change the fact that speed has the dimensions "length/time".

  12. Mouses over the links - rebelscience? crackpots? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

    Heh, I'll stick to journals like Science and Nature.

  13. Ha! by acherrington · · Score: 4, Funny
    distance is an illusion and we'll be able to travel instantly from anywhere to anywhere.


    HA! Take this from a person who has been in a long distance relationship... The distance is a reality, the relationship is the illusion.

    We really outa get these theoretical scientist types out of a lab for a beer.
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    1. Re:Ha! by alittlespice · · Score: 1

      the relationship is the illusion

      You're on Slashdot, of course the relationship is the illusion.

  14. I must complain by elcheesmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's it. I'm going to write a letter of complaint to Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd to express my disgust at being deceived for the past 20 years.

    1. Re:I must complain by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

      My letter of complaint goes to Donnie Darko and his fuzzy friend Frank, the giant bunny rabbit.

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    2. Re:I must complain by Surt · · Score: 1

      Indeed, they really should come out of the closet already.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

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    3. Re:I must complain by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      That's it. I'm going to write a letter of complaint to Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd to express my disgust at being deceived for the past 20 years.

      Be glad you've been getting your time travel ideas from American pop culture, that's all I can say. I got mine from the BBC. The result being that I've now got a list of no less than TEN people I have to contact to express my disgust at their deception - for FORTY years.

      Worse yet, the first, second and third of those ten foul misrepresenters of the nature of time and relative dimensions in space are all dead. In order to express my disgust, I need to find a time machine. Which it now seems I can't do. Oh, the frustration...

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    4. Re:I must complain by 955301 · · Score: 1

      They're busy right now.... fishing.... in the mountains...

      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-461526667 6615092514&q=brokeback

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    5. Re:I must complain by Kuvter · · Score: 1

      Don't you wish you could go back in time 20 years now so you wouldn't have wasted it all.

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    6. Re:I must complain by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Just wait - the 1980s versions of them will pop up again in 9 years' time. That'll show you.

  15. All you need for time travel is... by WCMI92 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Deloreon, a flux capacitor, 1.21 gigawatts of power, and enough road to get up to 88 miles per hour.

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    1. Re:All you need for time travel is... by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Wow, everybody in 1955 was on fire. I didn't know that.

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    2. Re:All you need for time travel is... by Maradine · · Score: 4, Funny

      Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

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    3. Re:All you need for time travel is... by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 1

      One! Point! Twenty-one! Jiggawatts!

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    4. Re:All you need for time travel is... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "All you need for time travel is: a Deloreon, a flux capacitor, 1.21 gigawatts of power, and enough road to get up to 88 miles per hour."

      Bullet-proof vest, don't forget that.

    5. Re:All you need for time travel is... by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      It's Jigawatts, you Biff.

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    6. Re:All you need for time travel is... by bullshit+detector · · Score: 1

      (We've got) a Deloreon, a flux capacitor, 1.21 gigawatts of power, and enough road to get up to 88 miles per hour.

      Hit it.

      /Jake

  16. Contradictory statements by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    The bad news is that time does not change. In other words, no time travel to the past or the future, no motion in space-time, no wormholes and no hanky-panky with your great, great grandmother. There is only the changing present, aka the NOW. The good news is that distance is an illusion and we'll be able to travel instantly from anywhere to anywhere."

    Those are contradictory statements. If you can travel from anywhere to anywhere instantly, then you can also travel from any point to any point in time instantly. Why? Because it's just another dimension of space-time.

  17. To the future by dtfinch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Going forward is easy. The hard part is not dying.

  18. good news is a steady-state immortal universe by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    This also means that the universe will last forever in steady state, so that mankind has a chance to be immortal. And if mankind can be immortal, you or I can be immortal.

    But ya gotta make it to a future where medicine can keep you alive forever. And that aint the case now.

    May I suggest cryonics?

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  19. No time travel into the future? by Caspian · · Score: 2, Informative
    "no time travel to the past or the future..."

    Discounting the obvious fact that each and every one of us are traveling into the future at one second per second, time travel into the future is a proven fact-- if you define "time travel" the right way. That is, if you define "time travel" as "moving at some velocity significantly different from one second per second through time", rather than "instantly POOFing from one time to another", "time travel" forwards is as simple as traveling at high relativistic speeds.
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    1. Re:No time travel into the future? by smoker2 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That is, if you define "time travel" as "moving at some velocity significantly different from one second per second through time", rather than "instantly POOFing from one time to another", "time travel" forwards is as simple as traveling at high relativistic speeds.
      Would _accelerating_ through time be measured in seconds per second per second ?
    2. Re:No time travel into the future? by Caspian · · Score: 1

      Yes. But stop it, you're making my head hurt. :>

      Actually, it'd probably be noted as something with subscripts, like "seconds(environment) per second(observer) per second(observer)."

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    3. Re:No time travel into the future? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Would _accelerating_ through time be measured in seconds per second per second ?

      I submit for you a proof that my CPU is accelerating through time:
      Your comment, that acceleration through time is seconds per second per second, states that acceleration is s/s/s=s/s^2=s^(-1)=Hz

      My CPU is 2 GHz = 2x10^9/s = 2x10*9s/s^2, so my CPU accelerates through time at a rate of 2 billion seconds per second squared.

  20. Slashdot allows any bullshit site now? by brian0918 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So, I can start up any old domain and post some random crap, and it'll get posted as the truth on Slashdot?

    Of course "time travel" is possible. Of course in one's own frame, their time will always be the "present". But, other people have different frames, and if you move relative to them, your "present" won't match up with theirs. So, if you leave the Earth at a high speed, turn around, and come back, you'll be in the Earth's future, but it will still be your present.

    Thanks for the bullshit links, though, I'll be sure not to read them.

    1. Re:Slashdot allows any bullshit site now? by brian0918 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then again, maybe I should just "laugh, it's funny"...

    2. Re:Slashdot allows any bullshit site now? by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      "How fast would you try for that?"

      Try out this applet to see how much time would pass on Earth if you traveled to another star at a certain speed.

    3. Re:Slashdot allows any bullshit site now? by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      "Speed of light is relative to the object that gives the light."

      No, the speed of light in a vacuum, "c", is absolute, regardless of how fast anyone is moving with respect to another person. You're seriously confusing everything.

    4. Re:Slashdot allows any bullshit site now? by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      "Actually, you'll be in both the earths present and your own present."

      Well, yeah, that's what I meant. I just worded it poorly.

    5. Re:Slashdot allows any bullshit site now? by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      You're making no sense at all...

  21. Oooh, a lesson in time travel! by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

    From Mr. I'm-my-own-grandfather.

    I'll keep dreaming, if you don't mind.

  22. I desperately want to mod the story... by precize · · Score: 5, Funny

    -1, Nutjob

    1. Re:I desperately want to mod the story... by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      you mean -1, crackpot (look at the URLs)

      then again, why does that need to be -1?

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    2. Re:I desperately want to mod the story... by bigpat · · Score: 1

      -1, Nutjob

      That's funny I wanted to moderate it "+1 Nutjob".

  23. Actually, ... by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm from the year 3042. We have found that time travel is real, and would have discovered the time machine in 2048, but scientists were detered by this article.
    Dan Church is Wicked Ill

    1. Re:Actually, ... by NoseBag · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh...yeah...but I'm from the year 802701 (AD) and we planted that article in 2006 to delay you folks in 3042 from discovering temporal warp and then running into the hidious and irresistable...well...you'll find out.

      --
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    2. Re:Actually, ... by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      Hey, 1037859 AD here, and we installed a plant in 802701 to go back to 2006 and plant the article, because the alternative to what happens in 3042 is even worse.

    3. Re:Actually, ... by Reverend528 · · Score: 1
      Hello,

      I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2005. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

      I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

      In terms of payment: I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

      INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY: Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Wednesday August 6th at (exactly 5:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. I will not be there prior to 4:45pm EST, so do not transport before then.

      Item is to be delivered at (out of service tennis court) located at: Latitude N 42.47935 & Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT??? If in doubt do not transport actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed as a success. You just might need to send a intergalactic courier to deliver item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how they approach me IN MY WHITE CAR.

      After unit has been delivered please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

      Thank You

    4. Re:Actually, ... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Well here in the year 802803 we arranged to have you guys plant that article because really we needed to prevent it being discovered in 3042 in your timeline because this would have affected our timeline and we would have lost the war with you guys, er...

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    5. Re:Actually, ... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As much as the recursive time traveler is fun, isn't that a good argument that the timeline doesn't contain time travel? I mean, I'm certain that someone, somwhere in the infinity of time would go back and screw up the invention of time travel. Thus, the only stable solution is one where time travel is never invented.

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    6. Re:Actually, ... by Valiss · · Score: 1

      John Titor? Is that you??

      --

      -Valiss
    7. Re:Actually, ... by NoseBag · · Score: 1

      I can't say who the other folks are, but you can call me "George". For extra credit points, what's my girlfriend's name?

      --
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    8. Re:Actually, ... by SamSim · · Score: 1

      In case you're worried, hi, I'm from the present and I placed a temporal barrier at the beginning of 2006 preventing anybody from travelling back beyond 2006-01-01, which is why there have been no time travellers around until now. Quite a lot of them will be probably popping up over the next few months, having ricocheted off the barrier at various speeds. Just a heads-up.

    9. Re:Actually, ... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Hy! I AM from 23QK. I have come back in time to warn you about the qutired that will hytiop the quadplexor.

      KIEJF!

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    10. Re:Actually, ... by Ranger · · Score: 1

      Parallele universe ZZ 369 omicron zeta here. You altrenate evil parallele universes stop yanking this universe's chain heer. The original postre is right. There is no such thang as time travel. Holy SponggeBob! Claiming you are from the futuer. The Trans-Universe Octothorpe Council will not be pleased.

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    11. Re:Actually, ... by Lactoso · · Score: 1

      Crap, I'm from 1966. That's it. Just pissed off I'm getting old. :-(

    12. Re:Actually, ... by idonthack · · Score: 1

      Are you sure none of them got past you before the barrier was up?

      --
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    13. Re:Actually, ... by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
      "For extra credit points, what's my girlfriend's name?"

      I'd say um... wait, a Slashdotter with a girlfriend, haha, you were about to fool me there

      --
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  24. The author is a loon by aurum42 · · Score: 1
    "Kurt Gödel (how could I forget him?) is one of the gods of the voodoo science pantheon. Gödel is certainly the most often quoted yet inconsequential mathematician of the world. He is known for his incompleteness theorem, the most non-scientific, chicken-feather-voodoo nonsense ever penned by a member of the human species."
    Exactly how was this accepted for submission, especially in the "Science" category? This would be more appropriate under "kooky humor", at best.
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    1. Re:The author is a loon by reidman · · Score: 1
      No kidding. This guy is kind of an ass:
      Dr. Michio Kaku is an evangelizer for string theory. String theory postulates that time is one of the 10 dimensions of nature and that dimensions can be "compactified" or curled up into tiny little balls, so tiny, in fact, they can never be detected. The brains of string theorists can be described in a similar fashion.

      Witty, but come on - who can take this guy seriously when he devotes the first twenty percent of his article to making fun of people and calling them morons?
  25. Does this mean...? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean then that there is no waiting till tomorrow to see what karma your Slashdot post generates, then zipping back to yesterday to fix it, before returning to today to relax knowing what karma your Slashdot post will have generated by tomorrow?

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  26. Didn't anyone hear... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    The Vulcan Science Directorate has already determined that time travel is impossible, according to Subcommander T'Phol in the last Season One episode of Star Trek: Enterprise.

    1. Re:Didn't anyone hear... by SilentOne · · Score: 1

      However the rest of the series contradicts them.

    2. Re:Didn't anyone hear... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1
      according to Subcommander T'Phol

      Who the heck is "Subcommander T'Phol? :-P

      That's almost as bad as the Entertainment Tonight preview of Star Trek: Enterprise done shortly before it went on the air. It was a short clip (30 seconds or so?), but in that time they managed to:

      • Refer to Bakula as "Scott Bracula"
      • Place text on the screen identifying Bakula as T'Pol
      • Mispronounce "Subcommander T'Pol" as "TEE-POLE" (Sounds kind of kinky.)


      The clip was worth its weight in comedic gold. Wish I'd kept a copy.
  27. Semantic Gibberish by Aspirator · · Score: 1

    I've seen better proofs that 1 = 0.

    1. Re:Semantic Gibberish by SlayerDave · · Score: 1
      Like this one?

      0 = 0 + 0 + 0 + ...
      = (1-1) + (1-1) + (1-1) + ...
      = 1 + (-1+1) + (-1+1) + ...
      = 1 + 0 + 0 + ...
      Therefore,
      0 = 1

    2. Re:Semantic Gibberish by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      I prefer proving 1=2 myself

      x=y
      x^2=yx
      x^2+y^2=yx+y^2
      (x+y)(x-y)=y(x+y)
      (x-y)=y
      x=2y
      x=2x
      1=2

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    3. Re:Semantic Gibberish by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      x^2+y^2=yx+y^2
      (x+y)(x-y)=y(x+y)

      Um....x^2 + y^2 is NOT equal to (x+y)(x-y).
      If you did it correctly:
      x=y
      x^2=yx
      x^2-y^2=yx-y^2
      (x+y)(x-y)=y(x-y)
      And at this point you can't divide by (x-y) because we've already established that x=y so x-y is 0, and you can't divide by zero.

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    4. Re:Semantic Gibberish by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Bleh, I meant to subtract y^2 instead of add it to both sides.

      And yes, you're right about the divide by 0. Thats the trick to the problem. Its supposed to make people who don't know better stare at it in confusion.

      --
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  28. Textbook strawman arguments. by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Spatial velocity is given as dx/dt. Velocity in time(dt/dt) is nonsensical.

    That would be a lovely argument if changes in position were measured in velocity.

    You describe spacial travel as the dx, not the dx/dt. It stands to reason that you would describe time travel with the dt, not as some rate of travel we haven't come up with yet.

    1. Re:Textbook strawman arguments. by Vagodin · · Score: 1

      By the article's argument (using the same shady calculus):

      dx/dt = v and dt/dt = 1. But if dx/dt = v, dt/dx = 1/v. It stands to reason that if I move along at 1 m/s, with each step, I move through time at 1 s/m. Aha! Movement through time! Also, dx/dx = 1, does this mean I can't move through space?

      What's this we've found?! Space and time behave in the same way? Unpossible! Maybe we move through *both*? Maybe?

      Also, I'd be interested in what the author's view on the speed of light (if there really is such a thing!) and *experimental* evidence for relativity. This is important, because if the author is right, we've done GPS all wrong! We're correcting those clocks for nothing! Not to mention, we've got particle physics all wrong, because we shouldn't be seeing any muons round these parts (and I could swear I detected one the other day).

      My guess: the author likes to get angry notes from physicists and doesn't believe himself.

    2. Re:Textbook strawman arguments. by Burpmaster · · Score: 1
      dx/dt = v and dt/dt = 1. But if dx/dt = v, dt/dx = 1/v. It stands to reason that if I move along at 1 m/s, with each step, I move through time at 1 s/m. Aha! Movement through time!

      All you did was set a value v for velocity and divide the "speed of time" by it. Since the speed of time is constant, you reported (dt/dt)/v = 1/v = 1 s/m. But that is just the number of seconds each meter of travel takes at your given speed of v = 1 m/s.

      Also, dx/dx = 1, does this mean I can't move through space?

      Nobody ever claimed anything that implies dx/dx is not constant. Rate of movement is dx/dt, not dx/dx. I think that any explanation of physics involving speed of time either started out as nonsense (the equations were nonsense), or it was translated to English incorrectly and does not convey the intended meaning. It's like you used Babelfish and picked Physics -> English then put the result back in, choosing English -> Physics. I'm saying that this is one of those cases where the original meaning is lost.

    3. Re:Textbook strawman arguments. by Coppit · · Score: 1
      Actually, it's even worse than that. He's using a model of the world as his proof, as if the model is the world. According to that logic, Newton would say that it's possible to go faster than the speed of light.

      Really it's the other way around. Perhaps one day we will be able to achieve time travel, updating the model along the way.

    4. Re:Textbook strawman arguments. by Phat_Tony · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'd put "Mod Parent Up" if it weren't already a 5. This takes the cake. It's the most succinct presentation of why all that guy's mumbo-jumbo boils down to nothing.

      Just to add what doesn't really need to be added, to really spell things out in case anyone isn't following this:

      The guy's saying that velocity in space is measured in such-and-such a way (dx/dt, or change in position relative to change in time) and so velocity in time is impossible because it would be dt/dt, or change in time divided by change in time, which is 1, so we're always moving forward at the same rate. But all this really means is that he's arbitrarily chosen a nonsensical measure of time travel, and then says that time travel's impossible because the measurement system he arbitrarily choose doesn't make any sense.

      Beyond that, it's not even entirely clear that the arbitrary system he choose doesn't make any sense. For example, if we ask the question "how far did you move in space compared to me," it presents the perfectly valid math problem dx/dx. For example, you walked two miles down the road, I walked one mile down the road, the relationship between how far we walked is given by 2 miles / 1 mile, or 2. The miles divide out- there is no unit to it, it's just a multiple - you walked twice as far as I did.

      So if someone's traveling in time, you might say "how long did the time traveling experience last for you?" And they might reply 1 minute. And you'd say, "how far did you travel," and they might reply 100 minutes. So they traveled in time 100 minutes in 1 minute, and (100 minutes)/(1 minute) = 100. The multiple at which time was passing for them, as opposed to normal, was 100 x. Had they traveled in time for 2 minutes at the same rate, one might have expected them to go 200 minutes back in time. I don't see how it's "nonsensical" to divide time by time, or distance by distance.

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    5. Re:Textbook strawman arguments. by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
      "Also, I'd be interested in what the author's view on the speed of light (if there really is such a thing!) and *experimental* evidence for relativity. This is important, because if the author is right, we've done GPS all wrong! We're correcting those clocks for nothing!"

      It's simply on another page of the website. http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/devil.htm

      "Time does not dilate for the simple reason that time, by definition, cannot change. The slowing of clocks is more likely due to energy conservation principles that come into play when a huge number of particles are interacting locally."

      "Again, clocks run slower, not because time dilates, but because their internal processes slow down due to energy conservation principles. "Time dilation" = process slowdown. There is no causal link between the two. They are equivalent."

      --
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    6. Re:Textbook strawman arguments. by Vagodin · · Score: 1
      Burpmaster: are you one of them?
      All you did was set a value v for velocity and divide the "speed of time" by it. Since the speed of time is constant, you reported (dt/dt)/v = 1/v = 1 s/m. But that is just the number of seconds each meter of travel takes at your given speed of v = 1 m/s.
      But 1 m/s is just the number of meters each second of travel takes at the speed of 1/v = 1 s/m!
      I think that any explanation of physics involving speed of time either started out as nonsense (the equations were nonsense), or it was translated to English incorrectly and does not convey the intended meaning.
      Can you disprove the existence of your computer? (Hint: there's physics in there) Two more questions: 1. You're an idiot? 2. If movement can only take place through space, why is it that when I return to the same spot in space (x,y,z) I don't run into myself, that is, the me that was there a moment ago?
  29. I dont see why we try anymore by CiXeL · · Score: 1

    Obviously Slashdot has jumped the shark.

    We're getting more and more pseudoscience garbage.

    If i see incredible claims on slashdot now i just check the posts first to see if its worth reading.

    Slashdot is fading into uselessness for me.

    Digg is just so much more useful.

    1. Re:I dont see why we try anymore by JakusMinimus · · Score: 1

      Digg is just so much more useful.

      I hope that was tongue in cheek. Oh how many times have I looked at my Digg RSS feed to see things like "Top 10 ways to fellate your hamster" and the like. And the discussions are like Slashdot, only in 1997--the classic AOLer "me too" posts. Not to say that our venerable Slashdot is any better, just that both sites have their uses and appeal.

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  30. Closet time travel by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 4, Funny

    Go into your closet, and bring enough food and water for 5 years.
    Now wait...and eat sometimes.
    5 years later, exit the closet.
    You will find that time of the world has advanced from when last remembered by 5 years.

    PS. don't forget to setup an auto-pay for your residential rent/payment. Otherwise your travel may be interrupted, and you will not be able to travel the full 5 years.

    1. Re:Closet time travel by Final+Answer · · Score: 1, Funny

      Although the volume of the food and water would approximately equal the waste you generate, I can't help but think that you may have forgotten something...

    2. Re:Closet time travel by Malor · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      D) Let everyone know that you're out of the closet.

  31. Don't trust articles with no author by ecorona · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The people who wrote this article also wrote this... " I will argue that the messages to the seven churches of Asia are a metaphorical description of the organization and operation of the brain. I will further argue that the golden lampstand (Jewish menorah) symbolizes a seven-node sequence in brain memory." Hmm, it certainly is curious that the author of the article is not revealed. Probably some first year calculus student who was like "Holy guacamole! dt/dt = 1, Einstein and Hawking are crackpots! I must tell the world!"

    1. Re:Don't trust articles with no author by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      Probably doesn't help his case that a menorah holds nine candles.

    2. Re:Don't trust articles with no author by sirinek · · Score: 1

      Probably some first year calculus student who was like "Holy guacamole! dt/dt = 1, Einstein and Hawking are crackpots! I must tell the world!"


      The second thing he probably said was "DUDE...dont bogart the doritos!"

    3. Re:Don't trust articles with no author by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Only the Hanukah ones. Menorahs used on other occasions do indeed have 7 candles. The 9 candle ones are used on Hanukah for reasons surrounding the holiday.

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  32. of course time travel is impossible by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    this is because we live in a harmonic simultaneous 4-day time cube

    it's really quite simple:

    Religious Singularity is evil,
    Academic Singularity is evil.
    Singularity is damnable lie,
    Educators altered your mind,
    You cannot think opposite of
    what you were taught to think.
    You have a cyclop perspective
    and taught android mentality =
    lobotomized analytical ability.
    Educated singularity stupid -
    You can't think 4 corner days.

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  33. Einstein misunderstood his own threory ? ... by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1
    At least that is what his guy says...

    I don't know about the rest of the Slashdot crowd, but I'll tend to side with Einstein here say "probably not"

    Talking about time and how you can move through time doesn't make sense because time is part of spacetime and it is one entity. (Yes, that is exactly why it is spelled together as one word.) So one cannot travel in time if he is not traveling in space and vice-versa. I know, it is simple to say that but perhaps hard to understand, and that why there are people like this guy on the internet saying that "Einstein misunderstood hiw own theory."

    1. Re:Einstein misunderstood his own threory ? ... by dobesov · · Score: 1

      actually i think you just sumerized his article. and einstein did have very large problems with his own theory. hence he spent a good portion of his life trying to find the Grand Unified Theory that would bridge quantum and realitivity since neither expalined things to his satisfaction.

  34. Huh? by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    A crackpot web page is now material for Slashdot?

    I'd better get started...

    1. Re:Huh? by dobesov · · Score: 1

      the effect you are speaking about is time dilation. warp theory was actually a method invented to circumvent the effects of time dilation. so in your example you would need to use conventional rocket propulsion and thusly be moving through space. Time dilation is not time travel, so to speak, but an effect of the de-synchronization of time dependant on the speed at which one travels through "space-time". the effects of time dilation are also very small and not very noticeable until reaching very close to the speed of light. time dilation does not include "time travel" never in the effect does one reverse time. it simple suggests that speed effects the forward flow of time. allowing the faster object to essential be in slower rate of change than the more stationary object. this is what the writer of the article is essentially suggesting... that time as we measure it comes in increments of perceived change. As for him saying relativity is wrong, he really isn't going so far. the point is that relativity negates the possibility of backward time travel. Everyone who supports it on the basis of relativity is only looking at what part of the model they want to support their ideas and disregarding the parts that make their dreams impossible, such as the overriding basic laws and math of the model.

      In addition, the theory of relativity does not prove anything. Experimentation and observation prove things. We know that parts of the relativity theory hold true because we have tested them in the real world. The main argument he has is that modern scientists are sitting around on their asses making things up and not testing them, saying look see my math based on this guys math, based on this shaky assumption, it makes sense so the universe must work this way. Yes and a brick will fall faster than a feather because its heavier, I can show you the math I did, so it must be true, no need to actually drop them from a tower and find out.

  35. Not nearly as cool as timecube... by Otto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This guy is good, but he's not nearly as entertaining or mind-warping as the TimeCube guy. Four days in one!!!

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  36. I raise you... by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

    ...400 crackpots. Really, why is this a front page /. story?

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  37. Oooo Denied ~! by layer3switch · · Score: 1

    http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/

    Forbidden
    You don't have permission to access /Crackpots/ on this server.
    ...

    That's all there is to know about this article.

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  38. Steam Engine by dunc78 · · Score: 1

    I've heard that it is also possible with a steam driven locomotive.

  39. It's the way I always thought by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    It's intuitive and I always basically thought this, but never had the physics credentials to really back it up - even to myself.

    Anyway, heard some people with Physics PhDs talking about time travel on the Discovery Channel more than a few times (last time, sending messages back with a laser....), what's the credibility of this guy or article?

  40. It's funny...laugh. by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1


    It sounds like this is an "awful link of the day" from Something Awful. Let's get this guy into the same room as time cube guy and see what happens!

  41. Amazing. by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 1
    Who is this Louis Savain guy, and why should we care that he thinks he's smarter than a long list of respected physicists/scientists/etc?

    Let's take this little tidbit, randomly selected:


          STEPHEN HAWKING: Time travel might be possible, but if that is the case why haven't we been overrun by tourists from the future?

    [Here Sir Stephen is a skeptic regarding time travel to the past although, he subsequently changed his mind and now believes that time travel is possible. Still he believes in time travel toward the future and that makes him a time travel crackpot.]


    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't time travel toward the future as simple as accelerating relative to an observer? Eg. austronauts returning to earth have "travelled" to the future a small amount of time relative to those who stayed on earth - and the amount would grow as they approach the speed of light?

    I don't claim to understand this stuff, but I thought that much was agreed upon... if this guy doesn't seem aware even of this, why should I care about even one word he says?
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    1. Re:Amazing. by Brewskibrew · · Score: 1

      > why haven't we been overrun by tourists from the future? This happened to me. Some tourists folks from the late 90's stopped by and visited me in the 70's. I took pictures and copied their clothing. Then in the 90's, bell bottoms and platform shoes were called "retro", when in fact it was the first time it had been worn! Also, those folks at Chevy that built the PT Cruiser and that pickup truck? Same.

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  42. Time Slows by dannyelfman · · Score: 1
    This reminds me that Stephen Hawking quipped that were time travel possible ``... One would also expect to have seen large numbers of tourists from the future, curious to look at our quaint, old-fashioned ways. ''

    However, time travel *is* possible in a theoretical sort of way. Time slows down as you approach the speed of light. This has been proven many times. If you took a ride on a rocket that traveled 3/4 the speed of light and whent in one direction for 6 months, then turned around and came back, you would have only aged a year but time on earth would have gone by MUCH faster. You have in a sense, traveled to the future. Good luck getting home though.....

    1. Re:Time Slows by stealthkaz · · Score: 1

      Umm how do you know that travelling near the speed of light causes time to slow? Have you been able to factor out the acceleration that occurs getting you up to speed? What about slowing down? Seen a report that shows it? How will anyone ever know whether it is the acceleration that changes time or if it is the speed you travel at. Haven't seen the expiriment yet, so feel free to refute with an actual link. Until then (from what I understand) we can't say that velocity itself causes a dilation in time, just that accellerating to relativistic speeds, then decelerating again causes time effects.

  43. Is this an Aflac commercial? by kulakovich · · Score: 1


    Quack.

    Quack quack.


    Quaaaaaaack.

    kulakovich


    for non-us users - Aflac is an insurance company represented by a Duck with bad luck:Aflac. And has had many clever television commercials.

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  45. Imagine a funny foot crushing your head. Forever by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    And helpfully enough, it's ilustrating how the writer is trying to crush Einstein's theories. Nice.

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  46. Amusing, But Not, Really by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
    From Mr. Savian's home page:

    "There is a foolproof way to spot a voodoo scientist. If a scientist claims to have a theory about a natural phenomenon but is unable to explain the theory in a simple language that the average layman can understand, one can be absolutely certain that he is as clueless about the nature of the phenomenon in question as anybody else. Voodoo science is not about understanding nature but about working at being so incomprehensible or so arcane to one's fellow human beings as to be regarded as brilliant. The weapon of choice of a voodoo scientist is mathematics. The truth is that a scientist's understanding of a phenomenon is inversely proportional to the number of math equations he uses to describe it. Neither Newton's gravity equation nor the equations of General Relativity explain why things fall. But what better way is there to hide one's cluelessness while presenting a façade of erudition than to use obscure equations to erect an impregnable mountain of obfuscation? Voodoo science is guru science."

    There you have it. Does your proof involve advanced mathematics? Can you explain your theory in short sentences and small words? If not, it is a certaintly you're a arrogant, vain, brainless crackpot who is more concerned with looking smart than anything else.

    This guy must have been picked on by nuclear physicists and molecular biologists when he was a kid, 'cuz he has a major bug up his ass when it comes to, well, the entire scientific community. Welcome to the ranks of Alex Chiu and Timecube, Mr. Savian.

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  47. can I mod this article -1 Troll? by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    How is it informative reading to present a list of scientists you disagree with and then say each one is an idiot? There was no actual information conveyed by that article that I'm aware of.

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  48. Actually by geekoid · · Score: 1

    it just says you can't change it.
    If you went back in time, all that would mean is that you were their when then was a now.

    But your saying, if there is only a now, how can there have been a future to come back from?

    In response I can only say "Who the hell do you think I am, F'n Sir Stephen Hawking?"

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  49. This is blasphemy! by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

    How the hell do you call this "news"? We bitch about the media making stupid arguments; this is just drivel! He calls the people who developed his supporting theories crackpots. CmdrTaco, we demand better /. posts than this. Did you even READ the article? A site which calls itself "rebelscience.org" raises an immediate red flag with me. It doesn't help that the author labeled the directory his article is in as "Crackpots". I'd expect to read about anal probes and alien abductions on such a website. This website was just ridiculous. At least the Uncyclopedia http://uncyclopedia.org/> has humor. This is just psuedo-science at the masque. I really hate this shit, not for the content itself (I know the guy is full of himself), but for the people who'll believe it and then say "Einstein and Hawking are crackpots!" without knowing what the fuck they're talking about. Maybe the "dept." at the top of the posting should read "from the art-bell-was-right dept."

  50. This guy is way off by Paladine97 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This guy is clearly an Evil Ass Educator aiming to suppress Time Cube,
    and only dumb ass students condone such evil. Cubeless institutions are spreaders of evil, and students lack mentality to challenge it.

  51. You. Have. Got. To. Be. Shitting. Me. by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1
    Way to go, Taco. Way to destroy any temptation of actually subscribing to /. I have ever had. Louis Savain is a well-known crank and nutjob on sci.physics, the author of such gems as:

    The principle of equivalence cannot exist without spacetime curvature.
    The problem with that is that spacetime is a 100% fictitious
    mathematical model with no counterpart in the physical world.
    Spacetime represents nothing in nature because it is frozen from the
    infinite past to the infinite future. Nothing moves in spacetime. Deny
    at your own detriment.

    So contrary to the pronouncements GR fanatics, falling objects ARE
    accelerating: the PE is a stupid red herring that has slowed progress
    in our understanding of gravity for close to a century.

    GR is just a cheesy math trick. It's a good trick for predictions but
    it explains absolutely nothing about the physical mechanism of
    gravity. It is not even physics since physics is about particles,
    their intrinsic properties and their interactions. GR has didley squat
    to say about these things.


    and:

    "Accelerometer" is a misnomer, a planted red herring.
    An accelerometer does not measure acceleration. It measures
    force. There is no law in physics that requires that
    acceleration must be accompanied by the measurement of
    force. I can easily come up with a thought experiment for
    a scenario whereby force is applied equally to every part
    of a body in such a way that no force difference can be
    measured, even though the body is accelerating. In such a
    case an accelerometer will measure no force. Does that mean
    there is no acceleration? No. Implying, as you do, that the
    use of accelerometers, somehow, experimentally proves the
    validity of the PE is stupid at best and dishonest at worst.
    But you are not the only one. I've seen this implication
    proposed before.


    and:

    The EM field is definitely not the aether. It is the particles that
    comprise the EM field that come from the aether when they are dislodged
    during interactions with moving particles of matter. The electric
    field is due the motion of matter in the fourth dimension (the aether
    is four-dimensional) and the magnetic field is the result of motion in
    the other three dimensions [you won't find this truth in the physics
    community; you heard it here first]. The aether particles are not in
    motion until they interact with matter and/or other aether particles.
    EM is aether particles (photons) in motion. And yes, all motion,
    including the motion of photons, require interactions because nothing
    moves without cause. This is the primary function of the aether, to
    provide a mechanism for motion. And you will definitely not find this
    truth in that crackpot community. They believe in voodoo/magical
    acausal motion.


    And here you go, giving his webpage a link completely uncritically. Don't editors have some sort of editorial function?

    I think it's funny how people here justly criticize the USPO for not having the required expertise in scientific fields to properly evaluate patent applications for functionality and novelty. If you lack the scientific knowledge to properly evaluate the claims of an obvious nutter like Sevain, *pass that task to someone who does*.
    1. Re:You. Have. Got. To. Be. Shitting. Me. by cgranade · · Score: 1

      I prefer to entertain the notion that the post was made ironically, and to publicly humiliate Louis Savain (as he should be; not knowing physics is one thing, but calling all of physics wrong because you can't understand something is different). After all, the tone of voice in which the article summary was written certianly seems to be ironic.

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  52. Oblig. Simpsons quote by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    I got it! Time's not a continuum, but a collection of random events!

    (some time later...)

    I got it! Time's not a continuum, but a collection of random events!

  53. A favorite tactic of crackpots and cranks .... by timholman · · Score: 1

    .. is to condemn the entire scientific and engineering establishment as being full of frauds, liars, and crooks because they don't embrace the crackpot's pet theories.

    Savain is your typical "since I don't understand it, it must be wrong" crank. Ask them specific questions that require real analysis (and by "real" I mean the sort of math skills and physics knowledge that most bright high school graduates possess) and you quickly realize they're ignorant at best and mentally ill at worst.

    So just how did this submission make it past the editors?

  54. I'm not a scientist, but... by Apostata · · Score: 1

    ...this guy is such an arrogant, self-aggrandizing asshole that I don't actually care if he's right. By virtue of the fact that he's such a prick, his theory can't possibly be correct.

    I mean, really, it's physics via Bill O'Reilly. Please.

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  55. People overlooking markers? by hta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Joke" foot on article: check.
    Suspicious URLs:
    http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/notorious.ht m
    http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/nasty.htm#Sp ace
    Check.
    Comments taking the article 100% seriously: check.

    This must be Slashdot.

    1. Re:People overlooking markers? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      "Joke" foot on article: check.
      Sorry, there was no foot on any article I saw, as I was linked by Slashdot's RSS feed.

      Comments taking the article 100% seriously: check.
      Any reason I shouldn't have thought Taco was off his rocker? I mean, if a foot icon on the main page is the only thing to let me know, and I came here from the RSS feed...

  56. never say never by hairyfeet · · Score: 1
    It seems to me that are history is littered with the "not possibles" that have later been proven wrong.Examples-When the first cars were built they thought that you would pass ouand die if you went over 100 Mph.When they built the first metal aircraft the common knowledge was that you would be killed by the G-forces if you ever reached the speed of sound.

    The simple fact is we are like infants just learning to walk in this big wide universe of ours and we are a long way from being able to say how everything out there works much less whether or not it is possible.

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  57. The Real Problem of Time Travel by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    The real problem of time travel, besides actually creating it, is that time travel is either going to require some kind of convenient inertia, or it will require us to travel in space as well as in time. The Earth is spinning at a particular speed and is orbitting the sun at a certain speed which is moving through the galaxy and a particular speed which is itself moving at a certain speed... It could get ugly.

    The closest I ever got to adknowledgement of this in sci-fi was actually in a book on wizards, High Wizardry by Diane Duane IIRC, where the magician attempting a teleport had to create a program to map all of the velocities so that she could teleport to the right planet surface.

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    1. Re:The Real Problem of Time Travel by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      in a book on wizards, High Wizardry by Diane Duane IIRC, where the magician attempting a teleport had to create a program to map all of the velocities

            On Discworld they just use Hex (a mainframe powered by ants, because it has "ant-hill inside") to do the computing...

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    2. Re:The Real Problem of Time Travel by nullgel · · Score: 1

      Good. I was hoping to find someone else who raised this issue. I don't know why I never thought of this until today. This does seem like a huge problem for time travel. If time travel were possible, the only reasonable thing to do is send a person in a spaceship and hope he doesn't end up appearing in the center of a planet or light years away from Earth.

      I'm now very upset about why this doesn't come up as the BIGGEST problem related to time travel.

  58. Conservation of mass and energy by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    A physical explanation that time travel does not exist is the conservation of mass and energy. Energy and mass are constant through out the universe is a fundamental law of physics. Were time travel to occur to the past, matter would essentially added be to the universe at that point in the past. Moreover the matter you add to that universe is matter that was already present at that time as all matter today has been here for billions of years. That would create a paradox. As for future time travel, we are essentially doing it anway. Moreover, time progresses relative to speed of your reference frame. If travel in space at speeds greater that of earth, time will be perceived to more slowly than those who live on earth. Essentially, you travel into the future but the problem you can't go back in time. In the end, it makes for great movie plots.

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  59. It's the Lorentz interval stupid by sweetser · · Score: 1, Informative

    The relativistic 4-velocity is not (1, dx/dt, dy/dt, dz/dt) as claimed by the web page author, but it is instead (dt/dgamma, dx/dgamma, dy/dgamma, dz/dgamma), where gamma is definted as the Lorentz invariant interval: gamma^2 = 1/(1 - v.v/c^2). This page gets attention because he bitch-slaps big names, but his basic math claim gets him an F in any undergrad special relativity class.

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    1. Re:It's the Lorentz interval stupid by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      "This page gets attention because he bitch-slaps big names, but his basic math claim gets him an F in any undergrad special relativity class."

      Clearly this is because the academic world is afraid of these notions. They keep the "great" minds of history up on pillars to hide their fundamental lack of understanding.

    2. Re:It's the Lorentz interval stupid by sweetser · · Score: 1

      There is NO fear of people who get basic definitions wrong. If someone claims 2^3 = 10 because it will make numbers bigger, well, that is not the way 2^3 works (the answer is 8 by the way, since you cannot look in the back of the book). The real book this guy needs to read is "Spacetime Physics" by Taylor and Wheeler.

      I KNOW this guy does not understand the work of Wheeler or Feynman, otherwise he would know the definition of the stretch factor gamma. You can challenge the works of these pillars and have a deep respect for what they knew at the time. That's what I do.

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    3. Re:It's the Lorentz interval stupid by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Sweet jesus I was joking. I'm a senior B.S. physics major myself, although I've lost some interest in the field.

    4. Re:It's the Lorentz interval stupid by sweetser · · Score: 1

      OK. You can say or draw unkind things about our one lord and savior, any physicists you like, but play nicey-nice with the muslims. Of course one could say that my comment about muslims was not genuine, so I should be punished here and now. Oops.

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  60. Uhhhhh... by korekrash · · Score: 1

    Why is this even on slashdot, other than to annoy people?

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  62. Loony Spotted! You Win! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    This sort of reminds me of people that read things like A Brief History of Time, a perfectly excellent book, and then try to tell me that the physics is really great and it would be so much better unencumbered by the mathematics.

    That is funny, becuase I read 'A Brief History of Time' and thought it would have been better if it had been encumbered with (a lot) more math....

    As for time travel (backward) being possible, your credentials in physics far outweigh mine, but I will say this: I think humans need to know a vastly greater ammount of math and physics before we can even make a valid conclusion either way. The forward case is probably just an engineering problem at this point...

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  63. I see the foot, but is it funny ? mod down story. by javaxman · · Score: 1
    It had to be said... I'm not sure just sticking an article in "Funny" makes a troll/hoax post OK unless there's a real joke... although... I guess it's a joke... is it meant to be a joke, though? Is it actually funny ? Do people pay attention to those category icons ?

    I mean... it's less offensive than a few 'stories' from the past week, and yet, still... no. It's a little close on a few things, and we know ( really ) little enough that I'm not sure the post or the article is funny. It certainly doesn't *intend* to be funny, and if you're looking for crackpot quasi-scientific rants on the 'net, your surely can find more amusing ones. I mean... do we know space to be really, really empty ? Errr... we know space to have very little in it... we can't create or measure a space that's really, really empty except to say it'll be empty most of the time, and have a particle in it some of the time ( like space between particles... but you could still argue that space is there due to the force of particles, no? )... though this isn't my field, meh, I'm not sure... and regardless of crackpottedness... it's just not funny.

    I'd much rather see stories about iPod rumors, Lemmings online, and Intel Macs booting from USB drives, all of which are top-rated stories on um, some other news website today. Nice try, Taco, but it's kinda not such a great story, don't you think ?

  64. First post!!! by matt+me · · Score: 1

    9th February, 2005.

  65. Beaten to the punch by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    I was gonna point out the obvious flaws in the article, but everyone took all the good points.

    But did anyone else notice that the word "Crackpots" is in the URLs?

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  66. He is a lucky man by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    It must be fun to be him.
    Lucky for him he is dillusional or some pasionate physicists would reach out and touch him in no time.

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  67. Time per time by Kamineko · · Score: 1

    Surely the v = dt/dt equation proves nothing!

    They're missing out the fact that the two dt's don't have refer to the same variable.

    Consider time as a dimension, and you're travelling at a certain speed within that time. We all are currently moving at 1 second per second, a dimensionless ratio number representing time per time.

    If you could travel faster than normal time, the world would appear to move faster or slower around you. You can represent the number of seconds you can travel in one observed second as n, dividing this by the number of observed seconds, t, you get v, a time-per-time value.

    In this case, velocity in time = velocity in accel-or-decel time / velocity in real time: v = dn / dt. This is a dimensionless number as a ratio between the time you travel through against and the time observed by you.

    It's a bit of a lame example, but remember the The Time Machine movie? The trip to the future was observed over a few minutes, but straddled over 1000s of years. The v-in-time value for this would be huge! (5 minutes / 1000s of years = big)

    ('course I know jack about physics, but the above should make some kind of sense.)

  68. The Larger Question: What IS time? by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    To say time is non-constant, requires explaination. Time is simply the phenomenon that things change and thus time as a quantity is a measure of change. Every "time" keeping device is measuring the change in some object, whether it's quartz, gears, or atomic.

    When we say time passes slower in a moving object than in a stationary one (as Einstein did), what we're really saying is that the atomic clock changes more rapidly on while stationary than while moving (to be more precise, if at any point we measure the state of the moving object vs the state of the stationary object, the moving object will have been in a state previously visited by the stationary object). To say time varies universally from moment to moment is completely nonsensical, since by definition, this is impossible to measure. The only way to talk about time (as a quantity) is to refer to two different objects which change with respect to time that exist at the same time.

    Basically, time exists, but is not quantifiable without reference to objects within its scope.

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  69. Re: Really? A tie? by dfn5 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Or if you and I both have time machines and we decided to race to 1:00 pm tomorrow it would be always be a tie.

    OK, let's say that you and I race to 1:00pm tomorrow. You decide to stay right where you are and wait for 1pm to arrive. I, however, jump in my ship for a trip around the solar system at relativistic speeds and meet you there. When 1pm comes around we are both there, but you've aged like 24 hours while I've only aged a couple of minutes. I would say I have won because it took me less time to get there.

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  70. We don't know, but this guy is WRONG by Mantrid · · Score: 1

    Okay his theory might be right (we don't know obviously), but the way he gets there is WRONG. He's taking pure math and assuming it directly relates to reality, and that everything works along these simple formulae.

  71. I thought the theory of relativity already proved that objects moving closer to the speed of light age less compared to others outside their frame of reference. So if we use warp engines to travel instantly to Pluto and back, about 40 years will have passed on Earth. Isn't this pretty much time travel? (albeit one-directional)

    Pretty sure I remember an experiment where they took an atomic clock on a plane and tested it against one on Earth, finding a few hundreths of a second difference after the trip.

  72. I am from the past by geekoid · · Score: 1

    but then again, aren't we all?

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  73. Re:List of Crackpots by skoaldipper · · Score: 1

    "Thing" is the best my comprehension level can explain it too. Yours is more succint. However, I prefer to call it "that relativity doohickey".

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  74. Idiotic by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Informative
    The guy who wrote the article simply does not understand the question that is being debated by the likes of Feynman et. al.

    Everyone agrees that practical time travel is at the very least exceptionally unlikely. But whether our model of the universe excludes the posibility of time travel is another matter entirely.

    Note that even if our model of the universe allows for time travel it does not mean that time travel is possible. Not least because we know that our model of the universe cannot possibly be completely right. Quantum physics provides an excelent model of the universe at a large scale, relativity provides a good model at the cosmological scale. The problem is that the two models are incompatible. At leas one of our models must be wrong. Most likely they are both approximations.

    The other issue that the writer does not seem to grasp is that the ability for matter to travel through time and the ability of information to travel through time are very different issues. For meaningful time travel it has to be possible for information to move backwards in time and not just matter. Otherwise what would come out the other end would be a random soup of quantum particles, not the time traveller. This is the problem with black hole time travel, the most that can come out the other side is a random soup.

    The 'proof' provided by the author only demonstrates that he does not have the slightest understanding of the subject he is pontificating on. dt/dt = 0??? No, all that shows is that the dimensions of the two quantities are the same. Besides x/x = 1 in most algebras.

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    1. Re:Idiotic by lbrandy · · Score: 5, Funny
      This reminds me of the great crackpot index.

      This dude's score is off the charts. I highlighted some of the good ones:

              1 point for every statement that is widely agreed on to be false.

              2 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous.

              3 points for every statement that is logically inconsistent.

            10 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to Einstein, or claim that special or general relativity are fundamentally misguided (without good evidence).

            10 points for claiming that your work is on the cutting edge of a "paradigm shift".

            30 points for suggesting that a famous figure secretly disbelieved in a theory which he or she publicly supported. (E.g., that Feynman was a closet opponent of special relativity, as deduced by reading between the lines in his freshman physics textbooks.)

            30 points for suggesting that Einstein, in his later years, was groping his way towards the ideas you now advocate.

            40 points for claiming that the "scientific establishment" is engaged in a "conspiracy" to prevent your work from gaining its well-deserved fame, or suchlike.

            40 points for claiming that when your theory is finally appreciated, present-day science will be seen for the sham it truly is. (30 more points for fantasizing about show trials in which scientists who mocked your theories will be forced to recant.)
    2. Re:Idiotic by budgenator · · Score: 1

      We are time traveler's in our universe, time sweeps us along as rapidly as flotsum in a raging current; it takes great effort to even slow our time travel by a perceptable amount.

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    3. Re:Idiotic by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      Has anyone tried to compute a Crackpot Index on the Time Cube guy?

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    4. Re:Idiotic by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      What is the crackpot index of this?

    5. Re:Idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You can't calculate TimeCube crackpot index except by a limit process. If you accept ZFC, then it's probably isomorphic to the continuum.

    6. Re:Idiotic by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      Time travel may not be possible as people envision it but we can still fake it.

      Given the size of the universe and the understanding that there is an infinite amount of energy available we get an infitite number of combinations of events.

      We also theorize that distance doesnt exist.

      Therefore it would be possible to travel through space to an Earth that exists in the state it was yesterday and re-live it at any given point. Or for that matter any time in the future. However this would involve processing an enourmous amount of data...infitite..but hey maybe the Heart of Gold could do it.

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    7. Re:Idiotic by Hikaru79 · · Score: 1

      dt/dt = 0??? No, all that shows is that the dimensions of the two quantities are the same. Besides x/x = 1 in most algebras.

      Too bad dx/dx is not a fraction, so comparing it to x/x is meaningless. It's a derivative. You can't cancel it.

    8. Re:Idiotic by GrievousMistake · · Score: 1

      It is a fraction, and even if you solve it with derivation, it still amounts to 1.

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    9. Re:Idiotic by coronaride · · Score: 1

      wow...now THAT guy is crazy. I'd dare say even crazier than this guy.

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    10. Re:Idiotic by Hikaru79 · · Score: 1

      It does amount to 1, but for a fundamentally, completely different reason than why x/x does. Derivatives in Liebniz notation are not fractions.

    11. Re:Idiotic by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Quite interesting to apply this to Creationism:

      Start: -5
      Saying an existing theory is "only a theory": +10
      Stating that the "scientific establishment" is involved in a "conspiracy" to prevent the work receiving the recognition it deserves: +40
      Claiming a revolutionary theory but giving no concrete, testable predictions: +50 (though in all fairness, not much in the way of evolution can be tested in any concrete form either).

      However, Pastafarianism http://www.venganza.org/ only falls foul of 'saying an existing theory is "only a theory"'.

      It therefore follows that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is rather less crackpot than parts of the Christian church.

    12. Re:Idiotic by lgw · · Score: 1

      Especially since dt/dt is 1 when t=0, but t/t is not.

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    13. Re:Idiotic by strider44 · · Score: 1

      I think there should be another 50 point entry for "Stating that everyone who does not believe in your theory is a crackpot".

    14. Re:Idiotic by zymano · · Score: 1

      He didn't come up with these theories himself.

      He does have sources from other physicists .

      Why throw rocks ?

    15. Re:Idiotic by squeemey · · Score: 1
      Try Big Lots.

      I bought a watch there for $1 once. It kept time according to that guys theory - like a spasdic jerking off.

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    16. Re:Idiotic by Xerxes1729 · · Score: 1

      His derivative-based proof makes no sense. Consider the following:
      Parameterize a particle's motion through spacetime as
      [t, x(t), y(t), z(t)].
      Let a = x(t). Then x^(-1)(a) = t.
      Now substitute for t in the original parameterization to get
      [x^(-1)(a), a, y(x^(-1)(a)), z(x^(-1)(a))].
      Differentiate, and get
      [dx^(-1)(a)/da, 1, dy(x^(-1)(a))/da, dz(x^(-1)(a))/da].
      Therefore, motion along the x-axis is also impossible. Also, his dismissal of Godel just indicates that, like most people, he has no idea whatsoever what the man actually proved.

    17. Re:Idiotic by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 2, Informative

      Being a math minor should be enough for you to know by now that "dt" is not "really tiny", "aproximately zero", or anything like that: it is not a number, nor a function nor anything.

      The notation df/dt is simply a different way of writing "f'(t)" or "t |-> lim_{s\to t}(f(s)-f(t))/(s-t)" It is a very very good notation, because in lots of situations, it does behave like a fraction, and one can use it as a mnemonic tool (as in the rule dx/dt=dx/ds.ds/dt, and what not), but unless you understand that this kind of usage is only justified by the fact that there is a theorem which backs it, you have not understood anything. In particular, the pieces of the notation "df/dt" have no meaning when used by themselves (at least, at this level of calculus... there are things like exterior differentiation, the grassman calculus and what not; but those are a different game)

      One usually sees people (in fact, this tends to be done by physicists...) using "dt" to stand for a "very small quantity", but that is just an heuristic way of doing things, and those reasonings are, formally, of no use; of course, the trained mind will know to limit itself to only use those reasonings that can be justified appropiately by real theorems. One can deduce a formula for the volume of a revolution solit using arguments that begin like "take an element of volume dV of height dh and...", but that is just heuristics.

      Infinitesimals do not exist (in standard analysis...), only limit processes, in the same way that infinite sums do not make any sense, but limits of finite sums do.

    18. Re:Idiotic by lemarsu · · Score: 1

      For meaningful time travel it has to be possible for information to move backwards in time and not just matter.

      Actually, if just information could move backwards and forwards in time, it would be enough to be meaningful. No need for matter. Request to you in the future to send you back the winning lottery numbers, and everything is fine.

    19. Re:Idiotic by ChildeRoland · · Score: 1

      "Claiming a revolutionary theory but giving no concrete, testable predictions: +50"

      Since when is creationism revolutionary?

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    20. Re:Idiotic by jimicus · · Score: 1

      It's not. But making such a big song and dance and claiming "evidence" which directly contradicts evolution and favours creationism seems more so.

    21. Re:Idiotic by Alsee · · Score: 1
      You missed one of the best ones!
      40 points for comparing yourself to Galileo, suggesting that a modern-day Inquisition is hard at work on your case, and so on.
      "One of the scientific community's unspoken agendas is to dismiss almost anything, regardless of merit, that might give credence to religion, especially to Christianity. It is an agenda with historical precedents dating back to the days of Galileo."

      Not only is this dude's score off the charts, he blasts himself way off the Crackpot Index altogether. He has moved onto the range of a very very different index....

      [Science/scientists] "They have a faith to uphold and a religion to protect. The only way to destroy their faith and abolish their religion is by forceful conquest and the imposition of a new religion. It is all about religion. That is the lesson of history, so let us not kid ourselves."

      Ok, calling science a religion is missing from the Crackpot index but it would be a normal 30-50 point item. Explicitly stating that he wants to forcefully impose his religion on everyone... that has got to be at least 250 points. That doesn't even belong on a Crackpot Index because that is not Crackpottery. That belongs on a Dangerous And Deranged Index.

      But wait... it gets better.... on the same page we find the following:

      "The goal of the coming physics revolution is to eradicate all the nonsensical dogma of the spacetime orthodoxy... the rebels must form a hostile political stronghold outside the walls and hope that they can gain enough converts from the the lay public (the despised peasantry) and enough defections from the enemy camp to eventually breach through. Once they are in, they must pillage and destroy the old order through terror."

      Ok, ranting of revolution is good for a whole pile of points on the Crackpot index, but calling for a terror campaign? Terror?!?! Holy fucking shit! That's got to be worth ten-thousand fucking points. That is NOT Crackpottery. That is a top of the scale item on a Dangerous And Deranged Index.

      Someone give this guy a box of crayons... he shouldn't be permitted to handle sharp objects like pencils and pens.

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  75. I Did Do... by tokki · · Score: 1

    I did do the nasty in the pasty

    Verily!

  76. Explanation? by oliderid · · Score: 1

    Well i've read the article. The main point is the equation
    v = dx/dt (velocity). But why does he transform it into v=dt/dt to explain that time travel is impossible?

    I a complete idiot in physic but time is dt=dx/v . To get a space travel dt should be "simply" negative? Why is it "impossible" to get a negative value? because there aren't such things as a "negative" distance or a negative velocity?

    I'm sure there is something i simply don't understand. (completly illiterate in physic) but I want to understand :-).

    Is there any physicians out there to explain all the fuss about it?

    Let's go back to my little computer world ;-).

  77. but, Dr., by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    Who said there was only one dimension of time? If there can be 11 space-like dimensions why not multiple time-like dimensions?

  78. need strict definition of time travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    two points:

    one: this is just a simple objection but it seems that the author is putting too much emphasis on notation and how well we are able to apply a given mathematical model.

    two: to even begin to discuss time travel a strict definition of what time travel is or means must be set out. the author is correct that, according to his definition, time travel is a meaningless notion. however, all his argument shows is that his definition of time travel is not suitable to to describe the notion we have in mind. time is much more complicated than he makes it out to be (ie just like there is no absolute frame of reference when it comes to space, so it is with time. though really the distinction is only made for clarity of exposition since what we really have is that there is no absolute frame of reference for space-time). one way to define time travel, then, would be to say that there is change in something we can call "personal time" with respect to "everything else" (though this is also a bit of a simplification). at this point his one line proof breaks down since we are talking about change in one parameter with respect to another, which is perfectly acceptable. moreover, this definition captures more precisely what we mean when we say "time travel" (and also will allow us to make sense of racing to some other time [cf a previous response]).

    one final point, and this is just a pet peeve: we are not all time travelers since we move through time at 1 second per second since there is no change in our personal time with relation to external time. start with definitions!

  79. Shooting for a "5 Funny"... by bort27 · · Score: 1

    He seems to have acquired a great deal of that through which he cannot travel.

    bort.

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    1. Re:Shooting for a "5 Funny"... by bort27 · · Score: 1

      Hi Bort. It's me, the you from the future. You should remind CmdrTaco not to dupe this story tomorrow.

      bort.

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    2. Re:Shooting for a "5 Funny"... by bort27 · · Score: 1

      Also, note to self: 6, 17, 23, 26, 33, 42.

      bort.

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    3. Re:Shooting for a "5 Funny"... by bort27 · · Score: 1

      Hi Future Bort. It's me, the you from even further in the future. Thanks for the time paradox, you idiot.

      bort.

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  80. I am a time traveler and have a warning by saboola · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot, I have traveled back in time seven days to warn you that you will be duping this post. Please make sure this does not happen. Oh, and the post after the dupe is a counter post, which says time travel is possible, and will be used to let you know of your dupe. Take care.

    saboola

  81. It's funny. Laugh. by Stavr0 · · Score: 1
    He-LOOOO? Did anyone notice the large Python-esque foot in the upper right corner?

    If you're trying to debate this scientifically, then the joke's on you. OOTH, if you attempt to reconcile this `theory` with the TimeCube or Pataphysics, carry on.

    1. Re:It's funny. Laugh. by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      this theory ignores the noodly machinations of the FSM, praise be to the Pasta, the Sauce, and the Rolly Meatballs!

    2. Re:It's funny. Laugh. by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

      rAmen brother.

  82. Re: Really? A tie? by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

    Einstein's theory of general relativity tells us that to you he will have aged 24 hours, but to him you will have aged 24 hours.

    I havent RTFA but I guess I see where the argument is coming from, after all, everything travels at the speed of light. If you are completely stationary in space then you are moving through "time" at the speed of light. If you are moving through space at, say, 50 miles per hour, then you are moving through space at 50mph and through time at C minus 50mph. Photons, which travel at C, are not moving through "time" at all, hence they are the same age now as they were when the universe begun. This is why if you travel really fast, you age less than other people (from your point of view).
    Since time itself is based upon the speed of light (maybe I'm assuming this, I think it's correct though), then how can anything travel through time. Like the summary\comments say, there is only a changing present.

    ...Or something, IANAP.

  83. Bad Argumentations! by drolli · · Score: 1

    Even it it is my personal belief that there exists no possibility to create a region in space with a deviation of the local metric big enough from a Minkoski tensor to allow a closed curve in time, i do not see a topological reason against that. Some argumenations of the author suggest that he has no idea what exactly he is talking about (why else his "there is no velocity in time" argument, which proves nothin, besides the author having understand a derivative); I admit that one of the major problems would be that "classically spoken" your trajectories lead in a bend region of the universe in circles (circles is *circles in space-time*), wherefore the resulting differential equations would not be "initial value problems", but at the same time be subjected to very strange boundary conditions; last but not least one could argue what happens at the "boundary" of such a region; but vortices have been known for a long time and this boundary is similar to the event horizon of a black hole. (May a qualified physicist speak and correct me..... GR is not really a topic I know very well).

  84. dimensionless numbers by gevmage · · Score: 1
    Mach number (just talking about speeds, not worrying about direction):
    m = s / x

    m is the mach number
    s is the speed of whatever through the air
    x is the speed of sound under those conditions.

    s has dimensions of speed (obviously) which are distance over time
    x also has the dimensions of speed.

    s divided by x, where s and x are the same dimensionality (and units, usually) make m (mach number) a dimensionless number.

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    1. Re:dimensionless numbers by LightningBolt! · · Score: 1

      This "dimensionless" argument is absurd. Suppose I were to define a distance "muck" as "the ratio of the length of an object to the length of my school ruler". The school ruler happens to be 1 foot long. So, something 5 feet long would be "muck 5". Thats 5 feet / 1 foot. Muck numbers are dimensionless!

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    2. Re:dimensionless numbers by gowen · · Score: 1

      Yes. Correct. Why do you think this is weird?

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    3. Re:dimensionless numbers by flosofl · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is a perfect example of a dimensionless number. Well done.

      Oh, wait... you were trying to show that the idea of dimensionless numbers were absurd. So to do that... you come up with a good example of what a dimensionless number is?

      Boy, that must suck.

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    4. Re:dimensionless numbers by LightningBolt! · · Score: 1

      Wrong. I've still got 5 mucks.

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    5. Re:dimensionless numbers by LightningBolt! · · Score: 1

      It's not "weird", it's absurd. I simply converted feet into "mucks", so the dimension is now called "muck" instead of feet. In this case, the conversion is simple. 1 muck = 1 foot. Saying "muck 7" is identical to saying "7 feet". Similarly, with mach, the conversion factor is 1 mach = 2046124.55 furlongs per fortnight (at STP).

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    6. Re:dimensionless numbers by gowen · · Score: 1

      The "Muck Number" is the ratio of one length to another. How can it possibly have units? It's completely independent of the units I work in.

      If I start working in SI, and say your ruler is 30cm and mine is 210cm, the muck number doesn't change. That's because it's agnostic to the units we use. And that's what "dimensionless" means.

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    7. Re:dimensionless numbers by LightningBolt! · · Score: 1

      The "Muck Number" is the ratio of one length to another. How can it possibly have units?

      All measurements are the ratio of one length to another.

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    8. Re:dimensionless numbers by LightningBolt! · · Score: 1

      I know this is ancient discussion, but your response is simply rude. My post pointed out that all measurements are ratios of one unit to another. Tell me why this is incorrect, and then call me ignorant. But you can't do the latter without the former.

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  85. Re: Really? A tie? by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It took less time as you observe it. To use one of the standard ways of explaining relativity: there are two astronauts. One stays on Earth to train, while the other goes on a mission, zipping around the solar system near the speed of light. When he returns, he aged 1 month, while the astronaut on Earth aged 1 year. What gives? Well, the same amount of time "happened." Both spent one year on their individual tasks. The one that went on the space missions feels like one month passed, but that's just because of how he observed time. Time is constant. Time did not pass at different speeds.

    Another way of thinking about it is driving along a highway, watching a mountain, forest, clouds, or some other large object at a distance. Nearby objects appear to move faster relative to your car, while the farther away objects appear to move slower. The road sign and the mountain are both standing still, but appear to move at different speeds relative to your car. This is similar to time. You may observe different events at different speeds, or two astronauts may observe the same event at a different speed, but time itself is constant.

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  86. As somebody said on Digg SEVERAL WEEKS AGO... by ScottyB · · Score: 1

    (paraphrasing) "Someday I'm gonna go back in time and kick this guy's ass."

    It's one thing if these two sites post the same crackpot stories on the same day, but for god's sake, do some cross-referencing or something when they are such patently ridiculous articles and don't waste our time or space on the front page (spacetime even!).

  87. This is a breakthorough by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ahh, but now we're on to something.

    We can take the differences between this guy and the time cube guy as one vector, and the differences between this guy and Archimedes Plutonium as another.

    Now that we have two basis vectors, we can define a two-dimensional phase space for crackpottery instead of relying on scalars.

    Now that we can apply some basic vector and tensor operations to the field of psychoceramics, think of the new discoveries to be made!

  88. John Titor the Time Traveler Would Disagree by Junior+Samples · · Score: 1

    John Titor, the time traveler from 2036 came to visit us in our year 2000 and departed in March 2001. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

    He told us many things about our future, many of which have already started to come true.

  89. la la la by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    U rong, he rite. Ugg smash bad math.

    Mach (X/S) * (S km/s) = (X km/s)

    S = speed sound
    X = speed ugg

    Ugg no listen reply. Ugg finger stuck ear.

    1. Re:la la la by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

      Quantum electrofucking dynamics...

      What the hell is electrofucking, and where can I sign up for it?

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  90. I would post a response, but . . . by mmell · · Score: 1
    the Temporal Prime Directive forbids me from doing so.

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  91. Obligatory by gbobeck · · Score: 1

    "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."
    Douglas Adams

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  92. I just came back from the future... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    I just came back from the future and I saw that this post was duped 4 times!!

    So much for that crackpot theory...

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    1. Re:I just came back from the future... by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just came back from the future and ... this post was duped 4 times!!

            So my best guess is you were 10 hours ahead?

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  93. Forth to the Future! by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
    "In other words, no time travel to the past or the future"

    Let's talk about that last statement again when we manage to freeze a man and unfreeze him alive a few decades or centuries later.

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  94. Too much spare time. Too little education. by podperson · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree more.

    There's a nice story on "This American Life" about a guy with a high school education who, in the process of trying to invent something, tries to teach himself Theoretical Physics and "realises" in the course of his autodidacticiousness that all of modern Physics is wrong. He sends letters to Famous Physicists and is annoyed that they Won't Pay Attention to him. It turns out, just for starters, he doesn't understand the difference between energy and momentum. Thus his "one line proof" of the wrongness of Physics is based on not understanding the difference between two fundamental concepts.

    This chap has put together an extensive website based on applying what appears to be his rather paltry and simplistic understanding of Physics and a conflation of the term "time travel" as used casually by, say, Stephen Hawking, with "velocity" as more-or-less defined by, say, Newton. (Note that he also claims "Black Holes" are voodoo science.)

    If you understand time travel as meaning "things occuring in apparently the wrong order", this is something that is an intrinsic feature of Quantum Mechanics and has been observed many times experimentally (a particle may appear "before" the phenomenon which brings it into being; or to put it more precisely, may interact before the interaction which brought it into being). Does this require motion described in terms of "dt/dt"? The question is meaningless, because the elapsed time is an observation and particles do not observe time passing except in the form of interacting with other particles.

    1. Re:Too much spare time. Too little education. by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      >There's a nice story on "This American Life" about a guy with a high school education who, in the process of trying to invent something, tries to teach himself Theoretical Physics and "realises" in the course of his autodidacticiousness that all of modern Physics is wrong.

      This might be that same guy.

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  95. We're ALL moving into the future by mmell · · Score: 1
    at the rate of one second per second.

    Individuality is great, as long as we all do it together and in the same way!

    1. Re:We're ALL moving into the future by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah I knew that one too :-). I was mainly proposing a solution to make the travel feel instantaneous (since usually time travels are to time what teleportation is to space)

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  96. True Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Watch this space for my new website showing that all scientists and their science to the present is wrong and that I alone, due to my superior intelligence and my avoidence of indoctrination by not getting a university degree, have discovered THE TRUTH! I should have no trouble getting my story posted to Slashdot, making me rich and famous, unless I am burned at the stake by the scientific establishment trying to keep THE TRUTH hidden from Slashdotters.

  97. Curved spacetime by Henk+Postma · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Let alone the fact that in curved spacetime (which is a condition that most physicists assume in order to do time travel), you cannot take simple derivatives like that.

    You have to use Christoffel symbols. Whip out your favorite copy of differential equations in curved coordinate systems, or read up on it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curved_spacetime

  98. umm, relativity? by briancnorton · · Score: 1
    IANAPhysicist, but I am fairly certain that this dude is kinda conveniently ignoring relativity. Relativity is a proven fact.

    Synchronize two atomic clocks
    Fly one around the world
    Leave the other one where it is
    Stop them at the same time
    The one that travelled will be a bit further back in spacetime relative to the stationary one. What accounts for that difference? It's certainly not Einstein's Special Absolutivity. The concept of absolute is dependant on a point of reference. Since no benchmarks are available, I'll stick with relativity.

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    1. Re:umm, relativity? by pizpot · · Score: 1
      "The one that travelled will be a bit further back in spacetime relative to the stationary one. What accounts for that difference?"

      The slowdown of one clock compared to the other is the friction caused by the faster motion in the ether.

  99. No time travel to the future? by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    Has relativity been discounted somehow? Simply approach the speed of light and then return. You'll have traveled into the future as far as you're concerned.

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  100. dt/dt perfectly legit and not necessarily 1 by pyza · · Score: 1
    dt/dt is perfectly legit as long as you're talking about two different t's.

    dx/dx is perfectly legit and not necessarily 1 if for example one of the x's refers to a train and the other one refers to a car whose speeds I'm comparing for whatever reason.

    Of course what this means in a physical sense is not so clear.

  101. Children of the Mind by nmccart · · Score: 1

    That second link: http://www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/nasty.htm#Sp ace reminds me of Children of the Mind by Orson Scott Card. Yeah, that's right, I read all 4 of the Ender books all the way through, pbbbt

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  102. I Take Issue... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    ...with his criticism of Moravec. Simply because I have concrete proof that uploading yourself to a computer will work. I will put forth the concept of virtualization as the prime proof.

    1. You have a real physical server with an OS and a set of application based services on it.
    2. You copy the entire OS and those application based services to a virtual drive on a virtual server utilizing technology like VMWare or Xen.
    3. You take down the physical server and bring up the virtual one to replace it. It "just works" identically to the physical server.

    So how is that any different from writing software to emulate a blank human brain in a virtual space and uploading every memory and experience that you contain into it? For all intents and purposes, you would have an identical copy of yourself living in your computer in some kind of virtual space. Considering that the virtual space might seem startling to your copy if it's not exactly like the space you inhabit in reality, I expect your copy would be very confused and worried. So the big question... is it conscious and is it alive? Anyway, I just thought I'd put this out here to clarify any possible confusion on the subject.

    Oh. I see. It was a joke. Hmmm... I don't get it. ;P

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    1. Re:I Take Issue... by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      Been reading much Frederik Pohl lately?

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  103. Oh yeah? by Seanasy · · Score: 1

    Well, I've got an N-machine in my garage that I could fire up right now to prove you wrong. Only, I won't because the FBI will come and take it but rest assured that, with the limitless energy of my paradoxically, perpetually turned-OFF N-machine, I could travel in any dimension I choose.

  104. now wait a minute by bitt3n · · Score: 1

    in my travels over the internet I have stumbled over more than one site suggesting that hanky panky with one's great-great grandmother is indeed quite possible.

  105. What does that mean? by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

    dx/dgamma? So if we travel at constant velocity, gamma remains constant. How can we differentiate the varying x with respect to constant gamma? One of us has no clue what you are talking about and my money is on it being you.

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    1. Re:What does that mean? by sweetser · · Score: 1

      Read "Spacetime Physics" by Taylor and Wheeler. It is a well-writen textbook that introduces the notion of the Lorentz invariant interval. It is the old pythagorean theorem with a twist: ds^2 = dx^2 + dy^2 + dz^2 - c^2 dt^2. So this is 4D, where the time part has a minus sign. It is that minus sign that causes all the fun.

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    2. Re:What does that mean? by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure I need to read that book as I'm pretty fluent with relativity and know what a Lorentz invariant interval is. You're not really answering my question. I think that dgamma should be replaced by dtau where tau is proper distance along the path of motion. I have no idea what dgamma means. If you think that there is a sensible interpretation that can be attached to dgamma please tell me.

      Hey, I know you Mr Quaternion man. Keep up the good work! I'm a fan of quaternions myself, though not of crackpot proportions.

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    3. Re:What does that mean? by sweetser · · Score: 1

      My bad. gamma = dt/dtau, gamma beta = dx/dtau.

      Someday we will have open source software to do analytic animations, and then quaternions may get the respect might deserve (I am an ultra-conservative fringe guy).

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    4. Re:What does that mean? by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

      Now that makes more sense. I can't figure out what an analytic animation is, even after looking at your web site. They look kinda interesting too. Oh well.

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    5. Re:What does that mean? by sweetser · · Score: 1

      "analytic animation" is a riff on analytic geometry: write an equation, get an animation. There is no documentation at this time (my bad again), but the slowly drifting white dot is a function moving at a constant velocity, and all the yellow dots are the sine function of the white dot. Someday it might be cool, but more work is required.

      Off to make DVD's of the show,
      doug

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    6. Re:What does that mean? by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

      Dunno if you're still there...but by strange coincidence, yesterday I received a late Xmas present in the mail: the book "Oliver Heaviside : The Life, Work, and Times of an Electrical Genius of the Victorian Age" by Paul Nahin. It has a section on the "Great Quaternion War" or something like that. Looks like something you might be interested in.

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    7. Re:What does that mean? by sweetser · · Score: 1

      I haven't focused on the history since I work on getting quaternions to do things. I am sure it will be an entertaining story. Heaviside kicked Hamilton and Tait's ass. It was a near complete and total victory. The number of nerds that know what a quaternion is is quite low, while scalars and vectors dominate the math landscape. Only rocket scientists and game developers know about them since that is the way to do 3D rotations.

      Even though I own the domain name, I try to stay grounded in what they can do, and new directions that can be reached. Nerds had flame wars in the past, they will continue in the future.

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  106. Funny, approach the speed of light and... by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    ...then decelerate. Relativity will produce time travel to the future for you. Saying that future time travel isn't provided by relativity is non-sensical.

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  107. Future by certel · · Score: 1

    I'm from the future!

  108. General Relativity permits a kind of time travel by cohomology · · Score: 1

    Standard general relativity permits a kind of time travel - but only if the universe started out with the right initial conditions. Too bad there's no evidence that it did.

    There are lots of possible solutions to the equations that describe spacetime; some are flat, infinite, and empty; some have the topology assumed by standard cosmological models - each spacelike slice is a 3-sphere. But there are other solutions in which wormholes and other weird features do exist. There are some in which there are "closed time-like paths." This means there is a closed path that an observer could follow, which returns to the same *event* they started from. You could get onto such a path, travel for a long time, and get off the path near the place and time you left. Please arrive at a slightly different place to avoid hitting yourself - unless you are a cyclic creature that keeps repeating the same life. Maybe believers in karma have a name for such a thing.

    No contradictions appear, and you can't change your own past.

    There isn't a way to create such things. In standard general relativity, the topology of spacetime just is the way we find it.

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  109. dt/dt? by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, that's a relief. It's nice to know that physical reality can't escape the bounds our mathematical formalisms set for it.

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  110. Re: Really? A tie? by MSBob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You're wrong. For the guy who travelled at the speed close to C time did slow down. Let's say that at the onset of the journey both planted a bonsai tree that grows at 1 inch per month. Upon the reunion, the earthbound astronaut's plant would be 12 inches tall while the traveller's plant would be only 1 inch high.

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  111. Paradoxes 2.0 by caffeination · · Score: 1

    A line about great-great-great grandchildren visiting you FTA got me thinking. Most talk of paradoxes is theoretical bullshit involving going to the past, with the speaker/thinker including themselves as the protagonist.
    Flip this around. If a distant relative came back to visit you (and you had some sort of verification such as DNA), would you have the balls to cut your dick off just to see if they disappeared right there in front of you?

  112. Re: Really? A tie? by bloodmusic · · Score: 1

    You mean it took you less time to get then.

  113. Slashdot dups are proof by ipb · · Score: 1

    They're obviously caused by editors from the future trolling in the past.

  114. Revolution by Martindale · · Score: 1

    1000 years ago, flying was impossible.

    500 years ago, going around the world was impossible.

    100 years ago, going to space was impossible.

    50 years ago, the home PC was impossible.

    10 years ago, residential rocketry was impossible.

    1 year ago... we've not made too much progress since 2005.

    1 year from now, we still won't do too much.

    10 years from now? 50? 100? 500? 1000 years from now?

    Science? Psh. I scoff.

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  115. If dt/dt = 1 then by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    never_late_for_work = 1 never_late_for_date = 1 never_late_for_anything = 1 never_early_for_work = 1 never_early_for_date = 1 never_early_for_anything = 1 else Print "Time does not exist." end if

  116. What about the Twin Paradox? This is Time travel. by Pixelmixer · · Score: 1
    "Going forward is easy. The hard part is not dying."
    This post was modded funny... which it is funny in a sense, but its also completely true... Just read about Einstien's twin paradox... it shows that time is relative to your velocity...

    The twin paradox in a nutshell
    2 Twins exist.
    One twin hops in his space ship and travels near the speed of light... (this is currently impossible as you would most certainly die(note the parent))
    One twin stays on earth.
    For the one thats travelling fast, time to him looks like normal time, his watch clicks every second, etc...
    BUT, when he looks back at earth, everything is going real SLOW.

    The second twin, who's sitting on earth minding his busines, sees time go by normal, his watch ALSO clicks with every second...
    BUT, when he looks at the other in the space ship, he's moving real fast...

    When the other returns to earth, his watch is ahead of the one who stayed on earth, and is officially older than the other, be it by a few seconds or whatever.

    I can't remember what the eqaution for this is, I wrote a research paper on the twin paradox a while back where I explained all this in detail and showed proof through several examples and calculations.

    The point is... time isn't necesarily the same at each speed, and to assume the eqaution Dx/Dy is irrefutable truth then you are assuming that time is always the same... Read more about it on http://www.howstuffworks.com/ theres a little there on the twin paradox.
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  118. No Time Travel?? ABC already did this in 1966 by guzzirider · · Score: 1

    It was called the time tunnel. Too bad it did not work out. In the first episode Dr. Tony Newman had a chance to prevent the Titanic from sinking. If that worked out we would have been saved of the 197 minuets of the drivel of Rose crying about Jack ...to bad.

  119. My friend Frank says otherwise by courtarro · · Score: 1

    You know, the one in the bunny suit. Oh wait, you guys can't see him.

  120. The Red Shift by gordona · · Score: 1

    It must be from these arguments that the so-called "Red Shift" observed by astronomers is a pigment of their imagination.

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  121. Does it Even Matter? Let Me Answer That...NO by wolff000 · · Score: 1

    All this is based on our current understanding physics and as any intelligent person knows that all our understanding physics doesn't amount to a hill of beans. The laws of physics as we know them is not all there is to know on the subject. So the article is right, with our current understanding we can not travel in time. However in the future we will have more understanding and we might find that we can travel in time. So what is the point of talking about something that doesn't matter? Oh wait I forgot I was on /. that's about all anyone talks about.

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  122. Bah! by jounihat · · Score: 1

    If time travel is not possible, how does science explain John Titor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor)? On the other hand, time travel could not be possible, because then it would be patented already (as the US patent No.1 in fact, as in the popular Cheapass boardgame).

    An interesting question came to my mind: Would time traveling make us able to prevent Slashdot editors from posting dupes, or are the dupes actually a consequence of time traveling of some sort?

  123. Sweet words by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
    "By now the reader should realize that there is no such thing as spacetime and that gravity does not have anything to do with the curvature of a physical spacetime"

    Are my ears the only ones out there to be delighted by these sweet words of obvious common sence? Wake me up, wake me up, it's too good to be real. All I need to hear now is that photons do have a mass and that they are deviated by heavy objects (or even any objects) because they are influenced by gravity like any other object. Oh yeah!! OH YEAH!!!

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  124. casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If "time travel" just means the usual physics definition of "tracing a trajectory backward" then of course you can regard it as happening all the time. Positrons (anti-electrons) can easily be regarded as electrons traveling "backwards" in time, so that a positron-electron annihilation event is nothing more than an electron traveling "forward" in time, then reversing itself and traveling "backward" in time. Obviously we (traveling steadily forward in time) see two particles with opposite properties converge and disappear. Whoopee.

    However, I think what most people mean by "time travel" is something different, a causality loop. That is, they mean you do something (which they call "time travel") and this something lets you become your own grandpa, or influence the outcome of the Civil War, and so forth. Since, of course, those things influence the you that's influencing them (otherwise the story is not interesting), this makes a nice little loop of cause and effect: you influence x which influences you who influences x, and around and around.

    Whether or not the physics of the universe allows such a thing, I can't see any obvious reason why it would cause big problems -- or even be interesting. Certainly it could not manifest itself the way it's shown in the movies, in which you see the loop first one way (Marty McFly's parents marry and produce him), and then another way (Marty's parents fail to marry, because McFly travels back in time and interferes with their meeting). That's logically impossible. If the loop exists at all, it must have one unchanging form.

    That is, if Marty McFly does go "back in time" he obviously can't (or rather doesn't) prevent his parents from marrying and having him, because they actually did. Whatever he does "back in time" is already part of history. His "changes" already exist, and have always existed. Indeed, they can't even logically be regarded as "changes" because nothing really changed. Although...it's possible McFly, with his imperfect knowledge of the past, could have assumed something about the past was different than it actually was (e.g. he thought his parents met at the dance, instead of afterward, when some strangely-dressed clown introduced them). Therefore, when he "changes" history (by interfering with his parents meeting during the dance, and then "fixing" things up by introducing them afterward), he might be under the illusion that he is really "changing" history instead of simply causing it to happen as it actually did.

    I suppose we could now argue about whether Marty's sense of free will (as well as our own) is therefore just a big fat self-delusion, but, ugh, not before a pint or two.

    1. Re:casuality is the key by xMilkmanDanx · · Score: 1

      The problem is the past is indeterminate too. You can't go back to the "past" you came from unless you already had.

      In the antiparticle time travel, you meet an antiparticle version of you at which point you 'turn around' and start going backwards and at some other point you turn back around to 'go forward' again. During the time you're going backwards, you past is now your future and thus, indeterminate. You are going into a different past in all probability. Thus, no violation of causality.

      Note: this requires that the theory that every quantum possibility that can exist does exist along some other plane of reality be correct.

    2. Re:casuality is the key by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Actually you could have a causality loop but only of a type that converges and only if you exclude non determinism.

      Considering the way quantum computers work I don't see why you should not be able to have a causality loop at the quantum level that converged by looping over time as well as space.

      The problem is that you cannot have a non deterministic event in the loop if it is going to have a hope of converging.

      This is the real flaw in the back to the future style scenarios, they only work in terms of the macro variables. Marty is born, the parents get married. For the series to converge it has to at a minimum end in Marty getting into the time machine at the precise instant he did in the original universe.

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    3. Re:casuality is the key by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And what if these events occur, but aren't time travel at all? For the sake of the argument, assume you have the powers of a god, and sit outside the universe. As it plays out, you take a snapshot of the universe as it is in 1955. You save this. You let it play forward til 1985... then, you pause the VCR.

      You do your little god thing, rearranging everything in the universe as it should be according to your snapshot, with a few exceptions... Marty and the Delorean. He didn't travel back in time, though, to him it can look like nothing else. But by the metatime clock that you the god uses, time has rolled on as it always has, only the universe was partially reset once or twice. I like this interpretation better, because you don't have to play mindfuck games with it.

    4. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However, as a quantum mechanic, I happen to think the "many worlds" interpretation is nonsense. So I gotta part ways with you on this. Sorry.

    5. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fair enough, but I prefer to believe that energy et cetera is conserved, and your interpretation wildly violates conservation laws. I'd rather preserve conservation of energy than forbid closed loops in world-lines.

    6. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Right. And in fact I don't believe in non-determinism, so I'm OK.

    7. Re:casuality is the key by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just a thought exercise. I dislike having to always regurgitate everyone else's ideas, like to think of my own sometime, even if they are pretty dumb.

      I'm not sure conversation of energy is my first worry though, not in the strictest sense. Mass worries me more. Does the god fill in the missing particles that was Marty with something that won't be missed from some far corner of the universe? Now, I know that mass and energy are convertible to each other, especially in something as outlandish as all of this, so it's kind of a nitpick on my part. I wonder just how much energy (besides the mass of Marty/Delorean) would be needed to roll the clock back 30 years, if it's calculable.

      The real killer is probably information entropy though. The "snapshot" itself isn't allowed, even if you postulate a god sitting in a metaverse/metatime playing with the Universe on his VCR.

    8. Re:casuality is the key by kpang · · Score: 1

      The Marty McFly time travel thing is addressed in the first Back to the Future quite well in that if you view time as a straight line, going back in time will put you somewhere further back on that line. However, if you take some sort of action in the past, then you suddenly branch off of that line off to basically form another reality. At this point, the previous reality (line) you were a part of is no longer reachable (well, I suppose you could travel back in time again to a point that existed on the previous line) and therefore, you would not exist because the reality you were a part of has ceased to continue. This is why the picture fades and Marty starts to disappear.

    9. Re:casuality is the key by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      How can you (1) not believe in non-determinism, and (2) not believe the "many worlds" (perhaps better phrased as "sum over histories") interpretation? The two are virtually synomynous.

      (1) implies you don't believe in wavefunction collapse, which implies that the universe evolves purely according to the schroedinger equation (well, unless you want to add something beyond the Schroedinger equation, but is still deterministic??). But this is the very definition of the many-worlds interpretation.

    10. Re:casuality is the key by Transmogrify_UK · · Score: 1

      Did... did you call me "chicken"?

    11. Re:casuality is the key by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      Easy, if you are God and have a snapshot, then it could be our equivilant of sim city, you can just add or redact mass or objects at will, since the universe with which we live in is nothing more than a simulation.

      HEll, in the time travel case, marty could just be sent back in time and exist back in time and force his parents never to meet. But since marty is back in time, he exists in the same "now" that his parents exist in, he never has to be born because he already exists

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    12. Re:casuality is the key by Lorkki · · Score: 1

      Why would mass be a problem? Unless I've been horribly misled, people don't simply pop up out of raw energy. Just take what would be Marty's particles and scatter them all around the place, and he'll no longer conceptually exist.

    13. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Nooo, I don't quite agree. Firstly, I think there is a big difference between the Everett "many worlds" interpretation and the far more ordinary Feynman "sum over histories" decomposition of the propagator. The first is pretty much a purely philosophical or metaphysical point, untestable, while the latter is firmly rooted in good mathematics.

      Let's assume you mean Everett. In that case, no, my believing the universe is deterministic doesn't mean I fail to subscribe to the methods of QM. It does mean I refuse to accept that before a measurement is made, the universe is in some weird state in which all possibilities latent in the wavefunction can be said to really exist, somehow. If an electron's wavefunction has a finite amplitude here and also there, with there being 200 million light-years distant, then I flatly refuse to believe that when the position of the electron is actually measured, and it's found to be here, then something real has changed, instantly, 200 million light years away. Even leaving aside relativity, that's just insane -- logic error -- must sterilize .

      Hence I do not believe that the universe decides, only at the point of measurement, which eigenstate of the measurement operator to fall in to. I suppose that makes me a believer in some kind of hidden-variable theory. Yes, I know all about Bell's Inequality and Aspect's experiments. Very interesting and all that, but there are a number of ways other than the nonexistence of hidden variables in which these experiments could be explained.

      By the way, I accept the possibility -- no, the probability -- that even if we know electrons or whatever are doing something definite when we do not measure them, we will still be unable to measure it, even in principle. This isn't hard to accept. After all, we know (or believe) that events outside of our light cone exist, and obey the normal rules of physics. But we'll never be able to observe them, even in principle.

    14. Re:casuality is the key by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Yeh, but we want to keep Marty, while still having some substitute particles around for whatever Marty's mass was 30 years ago. Maybe a doorknob, or carbon dioxide floating through the air. Hard to say, exactly...

    15. Re:casuality is the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      However, as a student of quantum mechanics, I happen to think it makes a lot of sense, just not as it's usually interpreted.

      Consider a two state system and an observer:
      |obs>(a |0> + b |1>)

      Now, through time evolution, let the state of the observer become entangled with the system:
      (a |obs0> |0> + b |obs1> |1>)

      The observer will "split" as it becomes entangled with the system, and the two parts will now evolve completely seperately. One version of the observer sees 0 and the system behaves as though it is in state 0. The other version sees 1 and the system behaves as though it is in state 1. Thus, the collapse of the wavefunction.

      This is precisely equivalent to the many worlds hypothesis and explains all observed properties of measurement, while being a necessary result of quantum mechanics.

    16. Re:casuality is the key by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      That's the whole point, we don't have to play causality loop insanity. Marty was born, no one remembers it. He's now interacting with duplicates of his parents, not the originals. He doesn't pop out of existence himself, because altering things as they are now has no bearing on the past... he did not travel in time. It just looks like he did.

    17. Re:casuality is the key by adrianmonk · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Whether or not the physics of the universe allows such a thing, I can't see any obvious reason why it would cause big problems -- or even be interesting. Certainly it could not manifest itself the way it's shown in the movies, in which you see the loop first one way (Marty McFly's parents marry and produce him), and then another way (Marty's parents fail to marry, because McFly travels back in time and interferes with their meeting). That's logically impossible. If the loop exists at all, it must have one unchanging form.

      That is, if Marty McFly does go "back in time" he obviously can't (or rather doesn't) prevent his parents from marrying and having him, because they actually did. Whatever he does "back in time" is already part of history. His "changes" already exist, and have always existed.

      Nonsense. The universe in its past state that Marty McFly becomes part of when he travels back in time can simply fork() and make a private copy for Marty McFly to make his changes in. This avoids causality loops at the cost of believing the universe can fork(). Still, even though you might point out that the universe fork()ing is a wild and fantastic notion, I would argue that the universe's having come into existence in the first place is an equally wild and fantastic notion.

      Another possibility is that the past simply isn't immutable. Sure, we're very much used to the idea that it's not, but perhaps that's just because we haven't ever observed the mutability of the past. And it's not wonder, because if time travel is impractical, it may be that it has never happened, and it would be necessary to travel time or observe someone traveling time in order to see that it's not immutable.

    18. Re:casuality is the key by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Actually, we already have a way to deal with non-causal events. Evolution is the ultimate non-causal theory - that's what makes it so interesting. Essentially, cause and effect are swapped. For example, why do humans walk upright? Because it's better for them to walk upright - any universe where humans didn't walk upright wouldn't have humans in it (they would have been eaten by crocodiles). I think this (and quantum mechanics) are the only non-causal theories, though I'm probably wrong.

      I keep thinking there must be a way to limit some quantum event so that the only internally consistant outcome is a universe where I am rich!

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    19. Re:casuality is the key by beetlefeet · · Score: 1

      "This is the real flaw in the back to the future style scenarios, they only work in terms of the macro variables. Marty is born, the parents get married. For the series to converge it has to at a minimum end in Marty getting into the time machine at the precise instant he did in the original universe."

      He does. Well his previous self does. Does that not count? (I'm getting a little lost following this conversation so I'll stick to analysing the movie :P)

      Presumably in the "converged" version of the world. His parents actually met the way we saw it happen in the past and the version of the present we see at the start of the movie is one of the points on the way to convergence? Or really the version of events at the end of all the movies is the converged state and the states in between are all points on the convergence, meaning that the universe is continually converging and will never fully converge... until people quit time traveling... or it's not possible... But for Marty he gets to see multiple different points on the way, HIS timeline does't change, only that of his past self, so his world is already converged... unless other people are timetravelling aswell and he is not with them... but he wouldn't notice them doing it...

      Ok, I admit it, I'm lost and have no business being in this conversation...

      You'll have to ask Robert Zemenkis (sp?).

    20. Re:casuality is the key by dexter+riley · · Score: 1

      My guess is that if time travel were possible, it would have to be of the "many worlds" variety, where you don't actually travel to a different time in the same physical universe, but to an alternate universe where the year happens to be 1985, or 2015, or whenever. This way, you can shuffle as many Deloreans across as many timelines as you want, as long as the mass/energy of ALL the universes combined remains the same. Sort of a conservation law that works across the entire multiverse, in other words.

    21. Re:casuality is the key by Macdude · · Score: 1

      However, I think what most people mean by "time travel" is something different, a causality loop. That is, they mean you do something (which they call "time travel") and this something lets you become your own grandpa, or influence the outcome of the Civil War, and so forth. Since, of course, those things influence the you that's influencing them (otherwise the story is not interesting), this makes a nice little loop of cause and effect: you influence x which influences you who influences x, and around and around.

      Whether or not the physics of the universe allows such a thing, I can't see any obvious reason why it would cause big problems -- or even be interesting.


      Time travel violates causality, it also violates the law of conservation of energy. I can give you a (theoretical) exmaple:

      Walking down the street one day I spy a nifty watch laying on the side road. I pick it up and strap it on my wrist. Several years later I complete my time machine. After travelling back in time I see myself walking down the street and recognise the day as the day I found my watch. So I take the watch off my wrist and place it on the side of the road then hide in the bushes and observe myself finding the watch and strapping it to my wrist.

      Q: Where did the watch come from?

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    22. Re:casuality is the key by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      This is less problematic in the sense that we don't have causality violations (he's not in the past of our universe, but in another universe that looks like our past).

      But it's still a hell of alot to deal with on the conservation issues. As soon as Marty leaves in his Delorean, something of equal mass needs to arrive here in our universe (assuming conservation applies on a per universe basis). The choreography of all these alternate Martys traveling to parallel dimenions all simultaneously is difficult to swallow.

      If conservation only applies on to the multiverse as a whole, things become even trickier. What keeps us from importing all of the infinite Martys to our own universe, or for that matter all of the matter/energy period, until those universes are empty, and ours has infinite mass?

    23. Re:casuality is the key by dexter+riley · · Score: 1

      If conservation only applies on to the multiverse as a whole,

      Which is how I think it would work; I've never been big on beancounter gods who keep track of every bit of mass in the Universe.

      things become even trickier. What keeps us from importing all of the infinite Martys to our own universe, or for that matter all of the matter/energy period, until those universes are empty, and ours has infinite mass?

      Presumably nothing, in the same way that we could pile up all the mass in our universe into a galaxy-sized black hole if we were willing to spend the enormous amount of energy needed to do so. Except if you put enough mass in your observable universe, it would Big Crunch you to death. Would the conservation of mass still apply? Would your Deloreans still run?

    24. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      In fact, from the point of someone traveling straight forward in time, there are two watches to explain: the watch you are wearing after you pick it up, and the watch that you were wearing while you were traveling backward in time. A person moving forward in time would see both watches.

      Where did they come from? I don't know. You wrote the story, so you need to explain it. You didn't feel the need to explain where the watch came from before you added in the time-travel business. That is, if the story was just "I found a watch and picked it up" you wouldn't feel the need to explain where the watch came from. Clearly, it was manufactured, sometime, somewhere, and left there somehow.

      Well, the same must be true of the other watch, the anti-watch that annihilates with the real watch at some point in the future. Who made it? How did it get there? I don't know. It's your story!

    25. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      If you want to look at the p+/e- collision as the electron reversing in time, then what happens is that the e- emits a gamma photon and reverses its "direction" in time. Its charge reverses, so it turns into a positron. Its velocity doesn't necessarily do a 180, because we need to account for the momentum of the emitted photon. The velocity changes in such a way that the momentum of the new positron after the event plus the momentum of the gamma photon equals the momentum of the electron before the event. You can look at this as the electron needing to "fire off" a photon to reverse its motion in time, somewhat as a rocket might fire its engines ahead in order to reverse its velocity.

      There's one case in which the electron doesn't need to fire off a gamma to reverse, however: if the electron/positron pair were a "virtual" pair created out of nothing, a vacuum fluctuation. In this case, since the electron and positron's energy has been "borrowed" from the vacuum, then when they collide their energy is "paid back" and no gamma photon results.

    26. Re:casuality is the key by Macdude · · Score: 1

      Not knowing where the watch came from is the point. It doesn't come from anywhere, it just suddenly exists. It violates the law of conservation of energy. That's the point. It's like the question, what happens if you travel back in time and kill yourself? The point isn't to answer the question the point is to show the violations of (our known) physical laws.

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    27. Re:casuality is the key by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Assuming that god does exist -- by standard definition, a being that has the capacity to create, and subsequently fuck with the entirety of reality. You claim that due to our inability to measure something without changing it implies that god is similarly restricted?

      I look at it like this -- the Earth rotates. Thanks to the sun, and other visual indicators, we're able to measure the rate of rotation (real time) with respect to some artificial time -- yet, we have almost zero control over this. Similarly, it would be reasonable to consider that we're hurtling through the time dimension at some rate.

      There's been recent discussion as to whether the speed of light really is constant or not -- whether any of our familiar "constants" are truly constant. If our rate of travel through time changes, would the speed of light differ, as well?

    28. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting thought. I think it's not exactly equivalent to the many-worlds hypothesis, because you've split the observer before he makes the measurement.

      The two problems I see are that, first, you haven't explained how the observer gets "entangled" with the system. You start with a direct product of observer and system (|obs >|sys>) and then magically this turns into a sum of direct products (|obs sys0> + |obs sys1>). From the "density matrix" point of view, you started out with a mixed (semi-classical, or semi-coherent) state and it turned into a pure (or coherent) state. That seems a bit odd. Usually the evolution runs the other way...

      The second problem is that you've retained the quantum ket in your final state, which you suggest encompasses two universes (one which the observer measures eigenvalue 0, one in which he measures eigenvalue 1). But by describing this pair of universes with the ket, you've by implication kept the possibility of quantum interference between the two universes. That seems inconsistent with the definition of "universe." How can one universe interfere with another??

    29. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      No problem. But let me point out you need the universe to fork() in 1955, when time-traveling Marty arrives, not in 1985, when he departs. It's in 1955 that the two universes diverge.

      Which means the interesting difficulty you have is explaining how Marty's decision in 1985 caused the universe to fork() in anticipation thirty years earlier. Tricky.

    30. Re:casuality is the key by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Every single thing I've ever read has indicated that there is no such thing as "absolute time", and for that matter no base unit of time which is further indivisible. My whole thought experiment relies on time being invariant, and the universe's particulate matter being rearranged to a pattern that matched one seen previously, which itself isn't some fancy timewarp or what have you.

      I was just trying to point out that there's at least one more way of looking at the situation before you trot out all the scifi cliches of time travel. It does have many flaws, one of which is the only decent example insists I contrive a supernatural being who does nothing but manage time travel-like scenarios. A natural phenomenon that causes the same effect seems absurd, even to me.

    31. Re:casuality is the key by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Nah, it doesn't violate conservation of energy per se. It only does so if you say it appears without an equivalent amount of energy disappearing. Does it? It's your story.

    32. Re:casuality is the key by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Truly, I'm an eternal sceptic. I don't believe what people tell me about the existence of a god, I don't believe that time travel is possible or impossible... but these are fun ideas to toss around. My point with the analogy to the rotation of the Earth, which I forgot to make, is that if there is some 'origin' in the time dimension that everything is moving away from at the same rate such that we can't detect it. But if we can't alter that rate either, so what?

  125. That's what I call a good religion by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    I fully agree with that article, it was my firm belief even before I read it. The other possibility insead of non-dimensional time is no time at all and the world is really just a still picture and we only believe the past really happened. That'd work pretty well though it'd require intelligent design to really make sense (since there'd no longer be causality there'd be no reason for the world to be as it is) and I think it belongs into philosophy (the kind of questions where the philosopher isn't even sure of his own existence) rather than physics.

    Another point would be, if there was indeed a dimension that could be called time, what would happen if you were to move through it? If you moved e.g. into the year 2000? What you'd see could be anything but it sure as hell wouldn't be our universe in the year 2000 because our universe is already in the year 2006. When you pick up a cup and move it somewhere else you won't find the cup at its old location anymore. So we'd have to either assume that the universe creates copies of itself as it moves through time and horribly rapes the conservation of mass (and changing the past wouldn't bother the present as that past would only be an afterimage that doesn't influence the present anymore) or we have to assume that the universe already has copies of itself throughout the entire time dimension that include the past, present and future. So the universe is a graph, completely defined from beginning to end. Of course that'd mean the universe is absolutely static if we just increase the scope of what we call universe by a dimension. So it's just a timeless universe with an additional dimension and perhaps infinite mass.

    So it comes down to the philosophical question: Do you think time exists?

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  126. He's gotta be joking by Dr.+Mystery · · Score: 1

    Surely he is joking? The unit of velocity is meters/second not seconds/second.

  127. Stupid. by xeeazgk · · Score: 1

    Stupid stupid stupid. This is not science, nor is what-his-name a scientist. He is a crackpot. The scientists he claims are crack-pots are some of the most important and brilliant minds in History. I can personally dispell %75 of his claims, the other %25 percent would probably just require some reading... and I'm not even done with my undergrad yet. No more articles from rebelscience.com in the science news section. It is not science.

  128. child's play by kencurry · · Score: 1

    The following was a conversation between my (then) 5 yr old and my wife:

    daughter: "mom, is today tomorrow?"
    mom: "no, but it was yesterday"

    Zen, relativity, and realism from a simplified point of view.

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  129. It has to be a joke..... by Bobby_Dobolina · · Score: 1

    .....check out his other piece on how John the baptist was coding the secrets of A.I. in to the Bible in 95 A.D.! If he was for real he would be king of crackpottery!! Dobo

  130. no wormholes? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    I beg to differ

  131. WTF! Taco posted this garbage? by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

    If I wanted a link to unsubstantiated accusations and allot of talking out of the ass on the front page, I would just browse Digg.

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  132. Re: Really? A tie? by gunnk · · Score: 4, Informative

    No. You misunderstand the twin paradox: the twin that journeys will age less than the twin that stays behind in the classic "paradox".

    The two frames are not inertial frames since one twin accelerates during the experiment. While the result is no doubt peculiar, there actually is no paradox to resolve.

    You can read all about it here:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_paradox

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  133. Re: Really? A tie? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    But when you move through time at different speeds, wouldn't one of you leave the other one behind? I mean, how come people think that you can move slower through time without falling behind the faster movers when that doesn't work for any other dimension?

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  134. We can't do that by Tony · · Score: 1

    We really outa get these theoretical scientist types out of a lab for a beer.

    We can't do that until they split the beer atom.

    badda-BING!

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  135. 4-dimensional math using only 3 dimensions.... by alucard963 · · Score: 1

    He's trying to describe 4 dimensions using three. Imagine a stick-figure trying to describe how thick the piece of paper he was drawn is; you can't describe x, y and z with only x and y.

  136. Proper time != Coordinate time by zielaj · · Score: 2, Informative

    Haven't read the article thoroughly, but the author seems to confuse to concepts in Relativity:

    1. Proper time (tau): the time you perceive.
    2. Coordinate time (t): the first of the four coordinates (t, x, y, z) of any event. This is the time perceived by some imaginary fixed observer.

    The four-dimensional speed is defined as d(t,x,y,z)/dtau, not d(t,x,y,z)/dt, so the first component is dt/dtau, not dt/dt = 1, as the author suggests

    This mistake invalides the whole article.

    1. Re:Proper time != Coordinate time by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      The Vulcan science directorate has determined time travel to be impossible.

  137. Isn't it always? by MrNougat · · Score: 1

    Look at the equation --

    dt/dt always equals one, as does x/x and 3/3 and 998/998.

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    1. Re:Isn't it always? by Jamu · · Score: 1

      The equation dt/dt can also be undefined. x/x is undefined for x = 0 as I expect you already know.

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  138. Of course .... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    The Vulcan Science Directorate has investigated the issue, and determined that time travel does not exist. =)

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  139. Brokeback to the Future by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Hey this is just as good an excuse to post this link to Brokeback to the Future.

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  140. No mention of Peter Lynds by Danathar · · Score: 1

    I find it amazing that that not one mention of Peter Lynds is on any of these pages, since he seems to be the main proponant of a fairly new theory about time/space/movement which has been getting some press lately.

    http://cdsweb.cern.ch/search.py?recid=622019

    Abstract:

    It is postulated there is not a precise static instant in time underlying a dynamical physical process at which the relative position of a body in relative motion or a specific physical magnitude would theoretically be precisely determined. It is concluded it is exactly because of this that time (relative interval as indicated by a clock) and the continuity of a physical process is possible, with there being a necessary trade off of all precisely determined physical values at a time, for their continuity through time. This explanation is also shown to be the correct solution to the motion and infinity paradoxes, excluding the Stadium, originally conceived by the ancient Greek mathematician Zeno of Elea. Quantum Cosmology, Imaginary Time and Chronons are also then discussed, with the latter two appearing to be superseded on a theoretical basis.

  141. No hanky panky with grandma? by dougmc · · Score: 1
    no hanky-panky with your great, great grandmother
    Why would I need a time machine for that?

    Great great grandma had her first kid when she was 15.
    Great grandma had her first kid when she was 16.
    Grandma had her first kid when she was 14.
    Mom had me when we was 15.

    Now, I'm 10, and great great grandma is 69, and we're watching Hanky Panky. And great great great grandma is here too -- but her urn is on top of the TV, so she's not really watching it.

    Fiction, yes, but I'll bet there's more than a few living great great grandmas out there.

  142. Re:Idiotic (OT) by kclittle · · Score: 1
    Great sig, dude.

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  143. you are all missing the best part of the web site by mrpeebles · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From http://www.rebelscience.org/Seven/bible.html:

    (S)He writes:
    "I started working on Animal (around 1995; see history) years before I formulated my biblical hypothesis. As I get more and more confident about the accuracy of my interpretation of the biblical metaphors, I will incorporate my findings into it. I hope to have it learn the game of chess on its own, including the rules of play. If my hypothesis is correct, there is no limit to how competent the program can be at playing chess. "

    Do I really need to give a context? ;-)
    (I hope I don't somehow offend any Christians out there- I've never heard of a denomination that believe's Jesus' real message was how to win at chess...)

  144. Why should I trust... by bgog · · Score: 1

    Why should a trust a story with a url like this: "www.rebelscience.org/Crackpots/notorious.htm"

    Second I'm not saying that time travel to the past is possible but reletivity has been proven and if you travel away from earth at a reletavistic speed and return you will have effectivly traveled forward in time. Granted it's not intantanious but time for you reletive to earth-time will have been much slower.

  145. Wow! This is almost as credible... by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    ... as the Time Cube!

  146. So if we do... by Viraptor · · Score: 1

    So if we do travel through time at 1s/s, we just need to know how animals are so fast. This dog lives about 10 years in my year, so it's living at the speed of 10s/s.
    I'd never suspect it...

  147. Re:I probably shouldn't bother, but here goes... by 2names · · Score: 1

    Yes, but that doesn't negate the fact that "Mach" is still a "measure" of some velocity, which IS a dimension.

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  148. Hawking, Feinmann, Einstein == crank???? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    Crap! I read as far as recognizing that some of the biggest names in physics are being called cranks by this guy.

    I believe you're atomatically disqualified from being taken seriously at that point, are you not?

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  149. Re: Really? A tie? by qeveren · · Score: 1

    Einstein's theory of general relativity tells us that to you he will have aged 24 hours, but to him you will have aged 24 hours.

    Er, no. Once the 'traveller' has returned to the 'stationary' person's frame of reference, it will seem to both as though the traveller has aged less than the one who stayed put. The key is that the traveller experienced an acceleration, while the stay-behind didn't.

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  150. wrong! by wardk · · Score: 1

    this is bogus, the Starship Enterprise will time travel many times in the future.

    and without time travel, how would we have been able to have witnessed this on new reals (aka movies)

    quacks!!!!!

  151. Re: Really? A tie? by gunnk · · Score: 2, Informative

    No: we actually travel through time at slightly different rates all the, er, time. We just don't notice it because the effect is so small under normal conditions.

    The passage of time varies with velocity and the presence of gravitation fields. You can actually measure the difference using atomic clocks. Both clocks will pass through the same points in time, but at different relative times. That is, when you bring the clocks back together you will find they have a discrepancy that is due to the difference in velocities and gravitational fields that they experienced while apart. This test has been done many times and the results are completely in agreement with General Relativity.

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  152. Louis Savain, well known usenet kook by EllisDees · · Score: 1

    Seriously, do a google groups search for the guy and see the long, long history of this particular crackpot.

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  153. Depends a bit on the season by jd · · Score: 1

    In "Aztecs", Hartnell states that you cannot rewrite history. Not so much as one word. At the very least, this doesn't violate causality.

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  154. Got it in one! by GammaRay+Rob · · Score: 1

    You describe spacial travel as the dx, not the dx/dt. It stands to reason that you would describe time travel with the dt, not as some rate of travel we haven't come up with yet.

    I *am* a physicist, and this guy just holed the article in one line. Good one!

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    1. Re:Got it in one! by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Wait, aren't we talking at the speed at which we "travel" into time? I think the meaning of dt/dt is to say that time can only appear to go at always the same rate

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    2. Re:Got it in one! by StopSayingYouSir · · Score: 1
      I think the meaning of dt/dt is to say that time can only appear to go at always the same rate

      If I'm not mistaken, the problem with dt/dt is that it describes an observer's movement through time relative to his own movement through time. Obviously, this is always going to be 1, but that doesn't really mean anything. It's kind of like observing that you are always in the same place relative to your own position, and concluding from this that motion in space is impossible. It simply does not follow.

      Instead, we should be describing one observer's movement through time relative to another observer's movement through time. dt1/dt2.

    3. Re:Got it in one! by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The worse is that I got fooled for a minute. That's what happens when you sleep barely 3 hours. Too bad this article's main point is so non-sensical that anybody could spot it, it's got interesting ideas anyways, well, ideas that only make me more confused when it comes to making myself an idea of what space and time really are.

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    4. Re:Got it in one! by GammaRay+Rob · · Score: 1

      Wait, aren't we talking at the speed at which we "travel" into time? I think the meaning of dt/dt is to say that time can only appear to go at always the same rate

      This is where the original article has lead everyone astray: in GR (General Relativity), only the dx, dy, dz, and dt have meaning, not any of their ratios. In fact, in the broadest interpretation of GR, there is no special place for dt, it is just one of four mixed coordinates. Velocities are all (wait for it!)... relative. I've been reading a lot about this lately, which is why the simplistic tone of the article really grates on me.

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  155. He just can't think outside the box by Theovon · · Score: 1

    And thinking outside of the box is essential to understanding some of the aspects of Physics that deviate from our everyday experiences.

    The crux of his argument is that in space-time, everything is fixed and can't move. Well, sure, if you think of the universe as a fixed 4D hyperspace and just consider one point in it. The idea of "movement" comes from observing the motion of objects in 3-space while being in motion along the time axis... which is what we DO.

    I think what he's doing is mixing up the practical idea of being IN the universe and having a natural fixed (in your reference frame) rate of motion through time, versus the theoretical notion of being outside of the universe and time and just examining it statically.

    He complains about dt/dt being dimensionless. Of course that makes no sense. He's stuck on the idea of dx/dt being a measure of motion. It's not. We think of it as a velocity, but think of it as a indication of how much you move along X for how far you move along T. The fact of the matter is, you can compute dx/dy and get a similiarly meaningful result (assuming you have some reference axis for orientation). It just tells you how far you move in X for how far you move in Y. I don't see the problem, other than that this guy is stuck on the notion of T and X having different units. So what? X and Y have the SAME units, yet the calculus still makes sense!

  156. Nonsense! by UtSupra · · Score: 1

    While I agree that time travel is impossible. The explanation given about dt/dt "being one" is bogus. Anyone that thinks that dt/dt is a fraction has flunked calculus. Even if you try to defend it by rates of change arguments it still doesn't hold. Distance only relates to speed in situations where distance is defined. Time is not measure in distance. Travelling in time just means going to the past and to the future and has nothing to do whatsoever with derivatives. His opinion on the scientist is also misguided and what he says about Gödel further proves that the author is an asshole.

    1. Re:Nonsense! by UtSupra · · Score: 1

      Thinking further about this dt/dt is a constant which is just the stupid phrase that time (in Newtonian physics) moves at a speed of "1 second per second". Fairly stupid. But it also ignores all the relativistic work. If you have a clock traveling close to the speed of light the time that clock marks moves slower than 1 second per second (relative to a stationary clock), hence we can make sense of dt1/dt2 and time travel (in the stupid sense of the article) is possible.

  157. Bad News: Pot Calls Kettle Black by josiewales · · Score: 1
    The site RebelScience.org is run by one Louis Savain who calls such luminaries as Einstein, Hawking and Feynman crackpots for their more interesting theories while he himself wants to argue, based on a flawed and simplistic understanding of the human nervous system, that the Bible is actually a complete and accurate technical description of the neurological workings of the human brain (check out the Artificial Intelligence From the Bible article)!!!

    If you live in a glass house don't throw stones.

  158. Time's dimensions by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

    Velocity in time (dt/dt) is nonsensical

    You are assuming, of course, that time has more than one dimension.
    Let's assume for a moment that it is linear (1 dimension). This would mean that you could not move above other things in time, or to the side of other things in time. You can only move forward and backward in time.

    If you could move side-to-side and up and down in time, this would be really weird (for lack of a better phrase).

    A diagram of space:
    ...________
    ../......./l
    ./......./.l
    +-------+..l
    l.......l./
    l.......l/
    +-------+

    A diagram of time:
    +---+---+
    Now, if time were three-dimensional, things would be appearing and disappearing all the time, because they didn't happen to be in the same place as you at the same time. They would be moving randomly.
    However, if time was one-dimensional, all things would exist at the same time, in the same place, at the same velocity.

    Also, there was one thing I heard. Things are moving through time constantly, at a constant velocity, like if an object began its existance 500 ft above the Earth's surface. It would fall at a constant velocity until it struck a sloid object: and there are none in time.

  159. further reading by mjdroner · · Score: 2, Informative

    I too cannot tell if this link is serious. If you want to read a good explanation of the current understanding of time, check out Brian Greene's article "The Time We Thought We Knew" from the 1/1/2004 edition of the New York Times. (note: if you don't want to pay for it from the Times, you can get to it through your local library's website under their public databases, if you have a library card/account.) Greene says, "catapulting yourself forward in time is beyond what we can now achieve, but scientists routinely use high-energy accelerators to propel particles, like electrons and protons, to nearly the speed of light, slowing their internal clocks and thereby sending them to the future. Though unfamiliar, forward time-travel is an unavoidable feature of relativistic reality." He goes on to explain what time is and ends by saying, "And in moments of loss I've taken comfort from the knowledge that all events exist eternally in the expanse of space and time, with the partition into past, present and future being a useful but subjective organization."

  160. Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! by foxtrot · · Score: 1

    From this, I can prove linear motion is impossible!

    We have dx which, obviously, is tied directly to distance, and dt that's tied to time.

    Well, if I have, ferinstance, an equation that describes signal power with respect to distance from a transmitter, then I'd have, say, dp/dx, right?

    But if I just wanted distance, I'd have dx/dx, and that obviously doesn't make any sense!

    So, by these guys' logic, not only is time travel impossible-- ALL travel is impossible!

    I hope you're reading this from home and not from the office. I've just proven you're gonna be stuck there for a while. Serves you right for wasting company time browsing Slashdot!

    -F

  161. Proof by StyroCupMan · · Score: 1

    If a time machine were ever to be invented, it would currently be U.S. Patent #1.

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  162. Silly humans... by coastin · · Score: 1

    still debating space-time travel. It's no wonder you were conquered by the Velcroians in 2026.

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  163. Stealth Creationist by elhaf · · Score: 1
    Note that on his page about AI, he claims that Revelations is a symbolically coded map of the brain.

    Uh...

    ...yeah.

    Then, he goes on to say
    The main conclusion which can be drawn from the above is that no incremental non-anticipatory process could possibly come up with all seven cell assemblies, let alone connect them all together in a meaningful way. But, even supposing that there is a flaw in this argument (there is not), a much bigger problem for evolutionists is that now we see the correct solution to the riddle of intelligence coming, not from the scientific community, but from the Bible!
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  164. Re: Really? A tie? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Are they sure that it's really slowed movement through time and not some other effect? Like, say, the energy within the things producing lower speeds due to higher energy requirements for the same speed difference?

    Because I don't see how we can move slower through time without falling behind unless we are of infinite size in that time dimension (which would give us infinite mass as well).

    Besides, what's slower movement through time? Speed has to be measured on some frame of reference so, yes, we'd need a meta time to say we move at a speed through time. Besides, if we are of infinite size (or exist at each point in time simultaneously, as a lack of any meta-time would necessitate) through time, how would you define each object's "now" in order to define a position in time? Even moreso, how can anything be at a point in time now when there is no now?

    And why would a further behind position in time be noticeable to others, wouldn't we only see the object's state it has when it finally reaches our time?

    I mean, if we exist at each point in the past we have to exist at each point in the future as well (conservation of mass, lack of meta time in which to create the future) so the entire timeline would be already defined and would have been defined from the "beginning" (though there can be no beginning since it'd be a point on our timeline and that timeline has existed even before that beginning). But why would that timeline follow any rules like causality? What reason does a later point in time have to be connected to any earlier point in time when they have been "created" simultaneously (that is, they have been there forever and even that is the wrong term since we no longer have any time as we understand it to refer to)?

    I dunno, the ideas that time is a dimension, that "earlier" points in that dimension will indeed hold the past AND that change can happen are one big contradiction in my mind.

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  165. DId anyone else think.. by Kitsune78 · · Score: 1

    .. this guy must have a bad case of Aspbergers?

  166. "Time" Travel Via Universe Instead Of Time by Java+Commando · · Score: 1

    Even if it turns out that time travel isn't possible in the conventional sense; as in, traveling to the past or future within our own universe; it still may be possible in another way.

    There was an interesting article in Scientific American several years ago regarding the possible existence of other universes. One element of quantum theory states that anything that can happen, does happen-- Only in different universes. Given that space is theorized to be infinite, that means somewhere, a distance so far from us we're not likely capable of conceiving it, another universe exists that mirrors our own-- Still others exhibit slight differences.

    So, it's conceivable, indeed, according to quantum theory, definitive, that somewhere, albeit unimaginable distance from us in our own universe, there's another universe existing right now that mirrors the history of our own; only shifted in time from ours. An example would be that the height of the Roman Empire that existed in our own universe thousands of years ago exists now, today, down to the last grain of sand-- Only in a different universe from our own... Far, far away... :)

    So a way for us to travel in "time" would be to visit one of those other universes that's exhibiting a mirror of the history we had in our own. The two problems would be finding such a universe in the first place, and then having a way to travel the inconceivable distance from here to there.

    Touche!

  167. Looks more like a proof to me by hurfy · · Score: 1

    Isn't dt/dt=1, usually meaning YES or ON according to my computer :)

    Didn't he just turn time travel on ? Bet he's not willing to give us the key name tho :/

    whew, my plans for galactic domination are still intact ;)

    CURRENT_USER\TIME_TRAVEL=1 Woohoo it wor....

  168. Some markers added after the fact... by Otto · · Score: 1

    TFA *did* have the Einstein logo when I first saw it today. The joke foot was added later.

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  169. spacetime is NOT a general 4-space by Theovon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One thing I think I should point out about how spacetime doesn't fit the general model of a 4-space, and it's simple:

    Object do not pop in and out of existence as time progresses.

    If time were simply a velocity in a dimension in a 4-space, that could happen. Instead, we see a continuity in 3-space, where an object might move, but there is a relationship between where it "is" and where it "was" and where it "will be".

    So, it makes sense to model spacetime as a 4-space, but not as a general one.

    1. Re:spacetime is NOT a general 4-space by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      One thing I think I should point out about how spacetime doesn't fit the general model of a 4-space, and it's simple:

      Object do not pop in and out of existence as time progresses.


      Sure they do. You're just at the same time coordinate as all these objects, so they don't pop in and out of existence in your point of view. Read Flatland and rethink what you said before arguing further.

  170. Where are they? by SlippyToad · · Score: 1
    I wonder if yes, it's possible to travel in time, but since (employing the anthropic principle) the Universe obviously isn't a mass of mangled causality, it's only possible to travel to the past of a place you haven't ever occupied.

    Or alternatively, it is possible, but we never figure it out and in 300 years the Earth is a mass grave of SUV's.

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    1. Re:Where are they? by Jamu · · Score: 1

      I like the many-worlds interpretation: Any time-travellers will be unable to change their own histories, or otherwise cause a paradox.

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  171. More funny Juice by elhaf · · Score: 1

    Because, it's not possible YET, dummy. ;-)

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  172. Differential Geometry by m0nstr42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    This dude clearly has no idea what he's talking about. Especially when it comes to differential geometry, which is paramount to the theory of general relativity.

    He claims (t,x(t),y(t),z(t)) is a 4-manifold, which is just not true. It's actually a 1-manifold embedded in 4-space. The whole point of writing "x of t" is to say that x is completely parameterized by t. So while this describes something that lives in 4-space (you could actually argue that it lives in 3-space since the dependence on t is trivial), it is completely parameterized by t. Think of a function in the plain - a set of points (x,y) such that y = f(x) (or vice-versa). While the function is embedded in 2-space it is only a 1-dimensional manifold: the entire point is that we can completely specify y in terms of x.

    If we place that large restriction on our space, then it's no surprise that "dt/dt" (which is basically nonsense, but we'll assume he means the derivative of the identity function applied to t with respect to itself) is equal to 1, and that the dimensions are "seconds per second". What we really care about is the pull-back of the differential form through the t parameterization: dt + (dx/dt)*dt + (dy/dt)*dt + (dz/dt)*dt. Furthermore, this only makes sense if t lies in a connected region and is single-valued. So if we travel in time from t = now to t = future, then the differential fails to exist.

    I thought he might just be goofing off, but if you look at the other crap on his website and his slashdot comments, it seems this guy really is full of crap. It's scary that he's asking for money for this stuff.

  173. When I want to go forward or backward in Time... by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just flip the page. Same with Newsweek.

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  174. Re: Really? A tie? by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Einstein's theory of general relativity tells us that to you he will have aged 24 hours, but to him you will have aged 24 hours
    No, it doesn't.

    _Special_Relativity_ says that two observers moving past each other in unaccelerated reference frames will each perceive that the other's clocks are running more slowly. The observations are consistent. To get the two observers into the same reference frame, one or both of them would have to accelerate, and general relativity conveniently works it so that the paradox vanishes.

    In the actual example, one observer is remaining stationary, while the other is accellerating to high velocity, then accelerating to change velocity ("around the solar system") and then presumably accelerating a third time to return to the original reference frame. All three accellerations, plus travelling at high velocity relative to the rest frame, will cause the traveller's clock to run more slowly, as observed by someone in the rest frame.
  175. Er am i the only one to notice that... by kesuki · · Score: 3, Informative

    time dilation can be reproducably created, and in fact occurs on a daily basis, to a slight extent every time someone flies an airplane, or is launched into orbit aboard a space vehicle. technically just 'walking' will create a small bit of 'time dilation' it might be impossibly small to try and detect, or course.

    Nasa has done a lot of research on this. if you accelerate a physical object to the 'speed of light' it's 'relative' time stops in comparison to that of the universe, while time continues to flow for the rest of the universe, until that object is decelerated to normal velocity.

    So if 'time' can't be traveled through, then what exactly is 'time dilation?' Also, black holes are only useful for traveling 'forward' in time, the 'intense gravity' within a black hole 'simulates' traveling forward at the speed of light, the closer you are the greater the gravity, and thus the greater the time dilation. no one has formulated or demonstrated the possibly to go 'to the past' although if 'gravity' and 'light speed travel' can decelerate ones own flow of time so the future can be reached, then 'anti-gravity' or some form of 'reverse momentum' might perhaps allow one to experience a pocket of time where as one progresses through it the entire universe grows 'younger' the problem with this is gravity and acceleration seem to both follow temeperature and have a common starting point or 'absolute zero' below which it is impossible to go.

    appologies to all the great science fiction, but traveling back in time just isn't possible.* (unless of course one travels forward through time throught the end of the universe as we know it, until a new universe is created from the ashes of the old one, assuming that that Does in fact happen, and given the nature of atomic mass to develop in a consistant patter, one travels to the 'future' of a new 'third world inhabited by the evolutionary decendants of apes' before they manage to create time travel, and knowing exactly how the universe unfolds (because of a massive quantum computer and impressive algrythm that can determine the exact course of events Before they happen, again, based on the data it recieved while you were traveling 'forward' in time...) and thus influence the development of a primative world that the locals call 'earth' because everything formed along the same 'predestined' pattern based on the arrangment of molecules in the universe when it collapsed... only you went and went Forward in time, causing the end of the universe to happen differently than when it ended last time, so now you're ona world inhabited by 27 foot tall sentient lizards who think mamals are a tasty snack.

    oops. well, you shouldn't have tried to avoid the big crunch to see how the universe would unfold the next time around ;)

    1. Re:Er am i the only one to notice that... by LegendLength · · Score: 1

      technically just 'walking' will create a small bit of 'time dilation' it might be impossibly small to try and detect, or course.

      I am only an armchair physicist but I recently read about current string theory, and how it appears there may be a minimum size for objects in the universe (plank length).

      So I was thinking, if time was also like this, with a minimum length, then what would happen if you walked at only 3 or 4 plank lengths per hour? It would seem that time dilation would not have a chance to kick in, because it would have to somehow slow you down by only a fraction of a plank length per hour, breaking that minimum length rule (if it even exists).

    2. Re:Er am i the only one to notice that... by DeathSquid · · Score: 1

      Actually, general relativity tells us that time travel in both directions is possible by following a precise trajectory around a massive rotating cylinder.

    3. Re:Er am i the only one to notice that... by kesuki · · Score: 1

      well, the Earth is moving several times faster than the space shuttle, so even if 'walking' is insufficient to cause time dilation, our simple traversal through an expanding universe is causing time dilation, but only relative to a hypothetical object that is 'not moving' away from the 'center' of the universe as fast as our galaxy.

      see the thing is time dilation is relative, if you're on a ship moving half the speed of light for an hour based on a time peace you're wearing, to you it seems like an hour has passed, just fine, but relative to say the earth a lot more time has actually passed.

    4. Re:Er am i the only one to notice that... by LegendLength · · Score: 1

      ... our simple traversal through an expanding universe is causing time dilation, but only relative to a hypothetical object that is 'not moving' away from the 'center' of the universe as fast as our galaxy.

      So if you could help me understand this part. As I understand it, special relativity says that you cannot know the speed of something unless you are comparing it relative to the speed of another object?

      If that is the case then couldn't you somehow do experiments at different speeds from (our earth's) zero m/s to light speed. Revealing a graph that showed how clocks on the test flights recorded time. Wouldn't the graph show how fast the earth was moving against the 'empty space', by kind of interpolating or guessing how the curve goes when speed is less than 'earth zero m/s'? I'm sorry for the awkward explanation.

  176. Yay futurama! by dema · · Score: 1

    Professor: "Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the damn radar dish, and get back to our own time."
    Fry: "But, but, won't that change history?"
    Professor: "Oooh... A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"

    http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSound s/3ACV19/27.mp3

  177. DUNE..... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    So they found Iraq-us?

  178. Community of Crackpots by americanatavist · · Score: 1

    I'm sure many of you agree that Louis Savain is just one of many crackpots that have just enough information to be completely wrong in a more spectacular way than the average person. There was a very relevant story from the NPR show This American Life. It's about people like Mr. Savain who have just enough knowledge to be dangerous. You can find the show archive at http://www.thislife.org/pages/archives/archive05.h tml. The episode concerned is #293 "A Little Bit of Knowledge".

  179. Isn't this argument by AnotherSimilarToIt · · Score: 1

    a simple confusion of Newtonian with quantum physics?

  180. Re:When was the last time you visited gran dad? by vertinox · · Score: 1

    If time travel will ever be possible then where are the time travelers? Shouldn't they be visiting us or maybe our great-great grandparents?

    Look... This is the future we are talking about. They have robot sex partners that look better than most supermodels today and VR systems that could just simulate the past if they got bored enough to do so.

    Why in gods name would they drop all that and come visit us? They won't even give their great great great grandparents even a phone call!

    Ungrateful bastards!

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  181. TFA is a textbook example by darthwader · · Score: 1

    ... of a poor argument. Every second statement seems to be an ad hominem argument. "I'm smart, and I don't agree with X, so X must be an idiot, and therefore nobody should agree with X, because he's an idiot."

    When not insulting those who believe time travel might be possible, the author spends a lot of time defining movement as dx/dt, and then says time travel is logically impossible, because dt/dt is 1 (which is meaningless). But dx/dt is not movement, dx/dt is velocity. Movement is dx. In the time dimension, movement is dt.

    Velocity is not movement, in the same way that force is not power, nor is acceleration speed. His primary argument is based either on not understanding the difference between movement and velocity, or on the unstated assumption that movement is impossible without velocity. The lengthy discussion of velocity though time is a straw man in place of the real issue, which is movement through time.

    Note that some time-travel theories rest on things like quantum jumps, which are an example of movement without meaningful velocity. So even if the article proved that velocity through time is meaningless, it does not prove that time travel is impossible.

    In defining movement through time as the meaningless "dt/dt", the author also neglects to mention that many time travel theorists define multiple timescale references (observer's time, traveller's time, etc.). So the ratio is more like "dt1/dt2", which, although unitless, can still be a useful and meaningful ratio.

    Finally, the author's argument boils down to the idea that because the author cannot define how "fast" someone can move through time, it is impossible to move through time. This is an argument from ignorance. The fact that the author (or anyone else) does not know how to measure something does not mean that something is impossible. It only means that once we figure out how to do that something, we should also figure out how to measure it. That might require creating new units and new concepts.

    There are some good and (in my opinion) logical arguments against "backwards" time travel (even of information), but this article is not one of them. A good argument against "backwards" time travel is the plan to build a time machine, go back into time, and prevent yourself from building the time machine. It's simple and logically valid.

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  182. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  183. HHGTTG by swordfishBob · · Score: 1

    "Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so"

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  184. Time travel is impossible by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    Time travel isn't what SciFi movie show them, if a space ship travels back in time, it will basically trace back to its geographical location.

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  185. Article has one major flaw by serutan · · Score: 1

    It doesn't get me any closer to finding Sarah Connor.

  186. Seriously?? by twiffy · · Score: 1

    Whoever posted this is an idiot, unless they posted jokingly, in which case I'm the idiot. 1) Mathematically, dt/dt does have meaning; it's equal to 1. 2) Saying that dt/dt is the only way to calculate "movement through time" presupposes that there is no time travel. In fact, one of the equations of Einstein's special relativity is T(P) = T / sqrt(1 + v^2 / c^2) Where T indicates the time it takes for an event to occur when measured in the same reference frame, v is the velocity of the observer, c is the speed of light, and T(P) is how long the event takes to occur from the point of view of a hypothetical observer moving with velocity v. You can compute dT(P) / dT. You can also compute dT(P)/dt, where t is a time index used to define v = distance / t. There are a lot of reasonable and mathematically well-defined ways to define travel through time. Lastly, "space doesn't exist"? WTF? Trying to justify that length doesn't matter?

  187. To quote the greatest movie of all time... by kannibul · · Score: 1

    What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the
    movie?

    Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens
    now, is happening now.

    What happened to then?

    We passed then.

    When?

    Just now. We're at now, now.

    Go back to then.

    When?

    Now.

    Now?

    Now.

    I can't.

    Why?

    We missed it.

    When?

    Just now.

    When will then be now?

    Soon.

  188. Sweet merciful crap this guys an idiot... by Ecifer · · Score: 1

    A velocity is NOT a change in location over a change in time... it is a change in PERCEIVED location over a change in PERCEIVED time, hense dx/dt should actually be more like dpx/dpt. If I'm going the same speed, in the same direction, a car will appear to be going 0 kph when it is actually going 120. So, two people can have two different perceived change in locations.

    Relativity states that two people can experience two different perceived times, and while this might appear strange, WE'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN. So, The astronaut experiences 3 days worth of time, but we experience 3.01 days (rough numbers). From the Astronauts perception, he/she has gone through time FASTER than us. How would be measure this? dt/dt? No... dpt/dpt:

    3 Astronaut Perceived Time Units / 3.01 Earth Perceived Time Units

    And there's your measurement of time travel: Perceived Time Units. Why don't they cancel out? Well think of a Perceived Time Unit as an infinity... infinity/infinity != 1.

    So, if we were to get REALLY close to a massive gravitational object, and then somehow break away from it, while the perceived time for the passenger would appear to be 5 minutes, the perceived time for all the people who weren't on the vehicle would be 500 years (Again, rough numbers). Did the person travel through time? Well... no, not really, but they APPEARED to travel through time.

    Now, even if this idiot were to come forward and say "Appeared to have travelled through time isn't the same thing!" Then I'd still want to smack him around a bit... No one has any firm grasp on EXACTLY what time is... we just have some ideas on how we can muck with it. In order to truly understand time we would need to remove ourselves from it and look at it from the outside... and I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure no one has figured out a way to do that yet.

  189. My Paradigm Shifted! by Onuma · · Score: 1

    Just like the world is flat and there will never be any use for more than 512 KB of RAM?

    It might not be in my day, but I'll wait and see :)

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  190. Feynman by Theatetus · · Score: 1

    Am I insane or did this guy call Feynman diagrams "pseudoscience"? And he's calling other people crackpots?

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  191. Bad science? by chr0naut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I believe that you may be labouring under a misunderstanding of spacetime. I suggest that you look for the text "Spacetime Physics" by Wheeler et al. as it explains this from first principles in simple language and backs this up with (initially) easily comprehensible mathematics. Time dilation occurs and is why synchrotrons are able to produce the high frequency output that they do. It is measurable, repeatable science and is now used for a commercial purpose. We are well past experiment or theory on this. Time dialtion is also critical in the explanation of several observed astronomical phenomenon. But we should be thankful for the website. Any challenge to the accepted is a good thing and allows us to grow in our understanding.

  192. speak for yourself by jaimz22 · · Score: 1

    "no hanky-panky with your great, great grandmother." speak for yourself buddy! you don't need time travel for that kinda hot action. LMAO

  193. The article nobody else read by eVarmint · · Score: 1

    There is another article on his web site that is quite a bit more interesting on "Why Software Is Bad and What We Can Do to Fix It"

    http://www.rebelscience.org/Cosas/Reliability.htm

    I think this article is better reading and deserves another round on slashdot.

  194. Is it this just me, by uglylaughingman · · Score: 1

    Or have we just found the new wookie defense?

    (Hey, while not as outright batshit insane as the timecube guy, this at least sounds vaugely plausible for about a minute...or about 55 seconds logner than the average attention span...)

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    1. Re:Is it this just me, by uglylaughingman · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the title...I was having a senior moment.

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  195. But that would mean John Titor was lying! by trash+eighty · · Score: 1

    No time travel? Nonsense! Explain John Titor then!

  196. The Plane Cannot Take Off! by coult · · Score: 1

    Oops, sorry, wrong story

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  197. having changes to go to future... by AnXa · · Score: 1

    hmmmmm... this is really interesting... What if accelerate myself just to see what happens in future.

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  198. Re: Really? A tie? by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's not my point. I'm saying that while time appears to go slower, it didn't actually speed down. Sure, the tree grew more slowly, but that doesn't change the fact that time itself did not.

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  199. Time travel defeated by semantics! by Espressoman · · Score: 1

    'nuff said.

  200. Google the authors name ... see what happens by OverDrive33 · · Score: 1

    Google this douche's name and see the stupidness that comes up.

    I for one am glad to see that some douchebag who figured out how to write HTML can finally give me all the truths about physics. I'm glad he's solved all the problems....
    After I RTFA two words came to mind: ad homimen.

  201. Where is John Titor When You Need Him? by MCTFB · · Score: 2, Insightful
  202. Now this is a stupid article by thc4k · · Score: 1

    Has this guy actually written these lines? " v = dt/dt " as a "proof" that time travel is impossible? The only thing this proofs is that the write is an idiot. The fact that something is not allowed in our current hypotheses does not proof its not possible, there is always the other option that our theories are not accurate. Anyways, if you want a simple logic argument against time travel: If time travel was possible, infint people from all times would be visiting us right now and and at every other place of interest around.

  203. Nice.... but.... by alexmipego · · Score: 1

    Spatial velocity is given as dx/dt. Velocity in time(dt/dt) is nonsensical.

    Think again, dt/dt doesn't not tell you "time travel is not possible", it only tells you that the dt/dt=1, that is, its constant!

    I you travel 1 year to the future what do you expect the ellapsed time to be 1 second? No, thats one year. But you can represent a travel rate or something like that:

    dTIMETRAVELLED/dTIMETOTRAVEL

    Btw - Einstein told us that it were kind of possible to accelerate the time (the twins story), from an outsides prespective that would be time travelling. I think NASA already proved that theory.

  204. Or... by Snaller · · Score: 1

    ... their theory is wrong.

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  205. Re: Really? A tie? by sl3xd · · Score: 1

    I'd like to add that this difference in time is both currently and commonly measured.

    Atomic clocks have this kind of accuracy.

    NIST has some that are so accurate and precice that if you have two clocks on different floors in the same building, the difference in relative velocity between the two (due to Earth's rotation) is measurable. If you swap their places, the results are still consistent.

    It's even more apparent when looking at clock skew of a ground-based atomic clock, and one that is in orbit (such as any GPS sattelite).

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  206. been thinking by steelmaverick · · Score: 1

    Well, time travel in this dimension is impossible, because as TFA states, time does not change. But what about another dimension? Could that be possible?

    Just a thought.

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  207. Aaarrggghhhhh! WTF? by NoGuffCheck · · Score: 1

    WTF is the Flux Capacitor used for then moron?

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  208. Re: Really? A tie? by DShard · · Score: 1
    Another way of thinking about it is driving along a highway, watching a mountain, forest, clouds, or some other large object at a distance. Nearby objects appear to move faster relative to your car, while the farther away objects appear to move slower.
    Time dilation and the parralax effect are unrelated phenomena. Parralax deals with angular shift, two demensional projection and is unrelated to Relativity. Time dilation isn't a perceptual change, it is a real, physical affect. The one in space will have only spent 1 month in space, along with his ship and cargo. Time for the ship and its contents will indeed be going slower as viewed by us on earth. The one on earth will have physically spent a year doing simulator training. The space cowboy will look down at earth and we will be moving at some multiple of his own speed.
  209. Slashdot trolled by Usenet kook by ebcdic · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try a Google search for "nothing moves in spacetime".

  210. Re: Really? A tie? by tonyr60 · · Score: 1

    And you Sir are probably wrong as well. Assuming 2 trees were planted (that is not completely clear, both could be involved in the planting of one tree), the trees could be:

      - Both planted on earth,
      - Both planted in the traveller's vehicle
      - One each planted on earth and one in the vehicle.

    Only in the last case would something similar to what you propose be correct. So in all probability you are at least 66% wrong.

  211. Kurt Godel and the Question of Time by gpierce11 · · Score: 1

    If nothing else this article is good for recalling Einstein's and Godel's friendship. I recall reading that Kurt Godel was Albert Einstein's best friend at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton when both were near the end of their careers. The two would walk home together daily (coming in at ~10A and leaving around ~3P). Einstein thought of these walks as the best part of his day. At any rate, though by training Kurt Godel was a logician, he was also an extremely gifted mathematician and when he applied his mind to Einstein's theory of General Relatvity he came to the conclusion that the equations seemed to imply that time travel was possible if the universe conformed to certain conditions. But the more interesting thing is that he interpreted his results as implying that our intuitive notion of time as something that flows external to us is an illusion, that time may not even exist. I won't pretend to try to explain these results for they are far beyond my capacity but it was a fascinating read. I can not find the book I recently read about Einstein and Godel but there are a couple out there. The theories of these real scientists and mathematicians is far more interesting than the incoherent ramblings of these crackpots. I would reccomend browsing Amazon if anyone is interested and has the time.

  212. More FUD.... by fm6 · · Score: 1

    ...from the Vulcan Science Directorate!

  213. Note to self by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Always mod nomDu keyboard down...always.
    There, now you ahve to use your time travel abilities for something noble..like winning the lottery and hiring people to mod you up! ;)

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  214. Quantum Mechanic for Hire by Arthur+Dent+'99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is your quantum giving you trouble? I'll work on all quanta, foreign or domestic! I've got a fully loaded Snap-On tool chest, some dirty coveralls, a couple of Schrodinger's cats, an air wrench, and a singularity compressor. You can trust me to treat your quantum with the greatest of care, and I promise I won't put metal shavings in your finite square well transmission when you're not looking. Plus, you'll get the best warranty in the business, valid in all 50 eigenstates!

    So, if you see some maintenance on your event horizon, give me a call!

  215. Re: Really? A tie? by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

    Yeah you're right. I must have gotten the two theories mixed up, it's been a while since I last read The Elegant Universe. ;)

  216. Re:No distance = Good News!!!?? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, I can think of a few ways I'm going to abuse you!

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  217. CmdrTaco has been scammed by Usenet schizo by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dear Rob

    I'm sorry to have to tell you but you've been scammed by a well-known internet kook called Louis Savain into slashdotting his junk

    If you google for "nothing moves in spacetime" and "rebelscience.org" you'll find lots of references to this particular paranoid schizophrenic (no, I'm not kidding)

    He likes to spam sci.physics and sci.physics.relativity with his junk. One of his recent postings is fairly typical:

    On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 16:59:17 +0000 (UTC),
    glhan ...@steel.ucs.indiana.edu (Gregory L. Hansen) wrote:
    >In article ,
    >Traveler wrote:
    >>On 22 Jan 2006 07:55:33 -0800, glhan ...@indiana.edu wrote:

    >>Repeat after me: NOTHING MOVES IN SPACETIME.

    >World lines don't move in spacetime. When people talk about the motion of
    >a particle they refer to a succession of points on the worldline, not the
    >worldline in its entirety.

    Repeat after me: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MOVES IN SPACETIME!
    NOTTHIINGGG!!!!

    What this means is that there is NO CHANGE in spacetime (that's why it
    was called Einstein's block universe by Karl Popper) and spacetime is
    a fictitious math construct with no counterpart in reality. Now, isn't
    it a tad weird that your idol Einstein agreed with his friend Kurt
    "lunatic" Godel when he announced in 1949 that the spacetime of GR
    allows time travel to the past via time-like loops?

    Now hold on a southern cotton picking second! Aren't Kurt Godel and
    Albert Einstein revered by physicists as two of the smartest men that
    ever lived? Yep. ahahaha... One then wonders how they can be so stupid
    as to believe in motion in spacetime. ahahaha...

    http://www./ rebelscience.org/Crackpots/notorious.htm#Einstein

    ahahaha...
    >>> Or that your alien-induced lattice that exists nowhere is
    >>>also an abstract model of your invention?

    >>Nope. My lattice is not made of abstract crap but of real particles.
    >>You crackpots call them virtual photons. ahahaha...

    >You have a model that describes a lattice that is not made of abstract
    >crap. You're like the screen writer who writes a line like "This isn't a
    >movie, you know."

    Maybe in your imagination but I know one thing: I am not an ass
    kisser. I do my own thinking, than you very much. ahahaha... And
    that's the way I like it. ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

    Physics is so much phucking phun! ahahaha...

    Louis Savain
    Why Software Is Bad and What We Can Do to Fix It:
    http://www.rebelscience.org/Cosas/Reliability.htm

    I would suggest you remove the story

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  218. That's the point by Baikala · · Score: 1

    That's the whole point of Pastafarianism, to show us how ridicule Creationism really is.

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    1. Re:That's the point by jimicus · · Score: 1

      That's the whole point of Pastafarianism, to show us how ridicule Creationism really is.

      Really? And all this time I've been building a temple to a packet of spaghetti in my lounge! I wondered why I was getting funny looks when I explained.

  219. Time travel is normal by underworld · · Score: 1

    We all travel through time. To exist is to travel from the "past" into the "future". What you cannot do is exist in the "now" since by all appearances, now is absolute and not relative.

    Of course, consider that to do most so-called time travel you need to be able to dramatically alter your relative velocity both up and back down. What if going into the past is as simple as slowing down so that the time in your current FOR moves faster than your own? So, you would need to get off the earth, out of the solar system, out of the galaxy, etc... so that those influences on you were removed (and you could "slow" down). And it works, because now the light from earth takes a lot longer to reach you, so you can only observe the earth in the past. Unfortunately, what you cannot do is interact with or influence things on earth. You could travel back to earth and in doing so would "catch back up" to the earth's current FOR - essentially traveling from earth's past to it's present.

  220. The article itself is "nonsensical" by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    Why is dt/dt "nonsensical"? It more common cases dt/dt=1. It can be more or less if you compare objects moring relative to one another. How did this get posted it's "nonsenseical" bunk. It mayb e true the time travel is not possable but his reasoning is meaningless

  221. Or, as Ford, Henry put it... by poormanjoe · · Score: 1

    "At least I don't have to compete with the robot unions." This proves that time travel is possible, how else would could he have made such an accurate statement?

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  222. This would be true by Oizoken · · Score: 1

    this would be true if we were to live in a 4 dimensional universe where the time dimension doesn't curve back on itself. As we all know, we don't know for sure if there are any more dimensions (string theory comes to mind ...) and we certainly don't know if the time dimension doesn't curve back on itself. Having said that, great read, nice foot, now go laugh!

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  223. Preposterous! by Bobdammit · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows that surviving the big crunch means that you will be reborn as a gigantic humanoid who must feed on the living essence of populated planets to survive!

  224. Abosolutly by Implicate · · Score: 1

    It seems like someone should have come up with this a long time ago. This is not to demean the poster for exposing a great truth, but to emphasize that time is the attempt to measure change. It's a way for us to abstract change. It doesn't exist. Change exists. Measuring the change of all things at once is silly.

  225. You jerk. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    I have to pee.

    Thanks a lot.

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  226. How much energy? by ahecht · · Score: 1

    "I wonder just how much energy (besides the mass of Marty/Delorean) would be needed to roll the clock back 30 years, if it's calculable."

    1.21 Gigawatts, of course.

  227. Ah-hah! The joke is on you, my friend! by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1

    Little did you know, when making your post, that Congressional staffers quietly changed the definition of Mach on Wikipedia so as to thwart any attempts to advance physics to the point of achieving time travel.

  228. Re: Really? A tie? by LegendLength · · Score: 1

    Time dilation and the parralax effect are unrelated phenomena.

    The parent poster related them by showing that with the parallax effect, the mountain will appear to move at a different rate for someone 50km away and another person 5km away.

    Similarly for time dilation, time will move at a different rate for someone moving at 50% light speed compared to 5%.

    I will also note that imperfect analogies can be really useful when teaching difficult concepts, as the parent poster was doing.

  229. Congratulations! by dud83 · · Score: 1

    WTF is this? This might be the silliest and most stupid slashdot post ever.
    Not only is it total non-sence made by a 4 year old kid, but it's also not news. Also, it has nothing to 'report'. It's like saying 'My cat is fluffy, and the earth is round!'...

  230. Mod Parent Down! by Temsi · · Score: 1

    How do I mod the O/P -1: Off-Topic?

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  231. I love this part. by game+kid · · Score: 1
    In 1949, Gödel announced to the world that Einstein's general theory of relativity allows time travel to the past via "closed time-like curves." The only thing Gödel proved, in my opinion, was the incompleteness of his frontal lobe.

    Quoted for awesomeness. There's something I can't stand about Gödel--it seems like he's almost mocking Einstein's theory with that. Or maybe it's his incompleteness theorem.
    Gödel's theorem has another interpretation in the language of computer science. In first-order logic, theorems are recursively enumerable: you can write a computer program that will eventually generate any valid proof. You can ask if they have the stronger property of being recursive: can you write a computer program to definitively determine if a statement is true or false? Gödel's theorem says that in general you cannot.
    Things like that make grown men cry. So much for Metamath I guess...
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  232. Oops. by game+kid · · Score: 1

    blockquote from that wiki thingy.

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  233. {x,p} by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm uncertain about my position on this...

    1. Re:{x,p} by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      I'm uncertain about my position on this...

      What, is the conversation going too fast for you?

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  234. Maybe time travel is the easy part by bjbyrne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But since the universe is expanding at such an incredible rate, when somebody goes back in time, it is not to the same place on earth, which is moving at something like 300,000 kps along with the universe, but they stayed right where they were. Just a thought. Everybody always assumes time travel is always tied to a relative location not an absolute one.

  235. TIME CUBE! by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1

    Time Cube proves you are wrong! You are educated stupid!

  236. Re: Really? A tie? by MSBob · · Score: 1

    I'm right and you're wrong. If both trees are planted on earth just before the journey takes place, the tree on earth will grow 12 inches while the tree on the spacecraft will only grlow 1 inch assuming the timelines given in the original post. Read up on the "twin paradox" and why it's not a paradox at all but a mere misunderstanding that is very common and was exhibited by the original poster.

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  237. Re: Really? A tie? by MSBob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But the whole point is that time did move slower for the guy in the spacecraft. The two reference systems are not symmetrical (you seem to be confused by this fallacy). The time flowed 12x slower for the guy in the spacecraft. Read up on the "twin paradox" and why it's not a paradox at all.

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  238. It evaluates to a constant. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Strictly speaking the partial derivative of the component t with respect to t (that is, d(t)/dt) is 1. But not because dt/dt = 1. It's d(t)/dt. There's a difference. :-)
    Hell... x, y, z could be defined in terms of some parameter that isn't t, or is the application of an operator to t... in which case d(U)/dt (where U represents whatever the hell it is) isn't so simple anymore... and you need THE CALCULUS (dunh dunh dunh)

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  239. A simple mistake really by Ardemus · · Score: 1

    V = velocity of travel in units traveled over time V = [d(unit)]/[d(time)] Let dm = my percieved time delta Let dt = standard time delta V = dm/dt

  240. GPS Orbital Speed = 0? by idonthack · · Score: 1

    Aren't GPS satellites in geostationary orbit? If so then they're effectively not moving, relative to something stationary on Earth.

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    1. Re:GPS Orbital Speed = 0? by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      But they're moving faster. It's like a line of skaters spinning around one end. The guy who is at the center move one rotation of a circle, but slowly. The guy at the outside moves one rotation too, but with a larger circumference so he's going faster. He remains stationary relative to the inside but moves faster.

    2. Re:GPS Orbital Speed = 0? by idonthack · · Score: 1
      The guy who is at the center move one rotation of a circle, but slowly. The guy at the outside moves one rotation too, but with a larger circumference so he's going faster.
      Yes, relative to the center of their circle or a nonmoving point they are definitely moving at different speeds. But relative to each other, which is what seems to matter here, they are not moving at all.
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    3. Re:GPS Orbital Speed = 0? by scotch · · Score: 1

      No, they're not in geostationary orbits. HTH.

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    4. Re:GPS Orbital Speed = 0? by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      The earth's circumference is ~25000miles. I as person spin around 25000miles in a day or ~1042miles/hour.

      Geostationary satellites sit around 22,240miles above the surface, so the radius of their orbit is about 26000miles, which means that the circumference of the orbit they travel is 163280miles. That means they cover roughly 6300miles/hour.

      What the original poster said was the that because the satellites are going so much faster, the time is ever so very slightly different.

    5. Re:GPS Orbital Speed = 0? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      GPS satellites are in circular orbits with a period of 12 hours, so they are in continuous motion with respect to an observer on the surface of the Earth.

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  241. Gigawatts? by idonthack · · Score: 1

    You must mean JIGGAWATTS!

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  242. Copernicus by Tylerious · · Score: 1

    I wonder if any "astonomers" used this same sort of argument when Copernicus established his concept that the Earth wasn't the center of the universe. Just because people like Steven Hawking believe in something that wasn't previously accepted doesn't make them wrong. And I don't think one small equation is going to prove them wrong.

  243. Re: Really? A tie? by Metex · · Score: 1

    Actually you would have lost since you would have seen the other person reach 1pm on his clock in 1 minutes while according you your clock only a minute has past.

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  244. time travel if possible, will be a long time. by SKL111 · · Score: 1

    What is the biggest hurdle for traveling backwards in time? 1. Records of the positions of everything in the universe from now till that point in history so it can be compared to the positions today and a non-moving point of reference in order to ensure you don't wind up inside a sun/blackhole. 99% impossible to obtain unless someone else has been keeping records other than Humans. What is the biggest hurdle for traveling forwards in time. 1. Records of the positions of everything in the universe from now till that point in the future so it can be compared to the positions today and a non-moving point of reference in order to ensure you don't wind up inside a sun/blackhole. 99% impossible to obtain unless someone else has been keeping records other than Humans. Unfortunately True. That shoots the concept in the heart because we don't have the computing power.

  245. MOD PARENT UP! by Temsi · · Score: 1

    CmdrTaco must be on vacation, having left his "approve/disapprove" buttons in the hands of a monkey, who hits one or the other at random. How else to explain approving this crap?

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

      I've sent Taco an e-mail and posted it as a submitted story, but what else can I do? Slashdot needs help. My only regret is that I didn't see this earlier, because as soon as I saw the website link, I knew it was Savain.

      Some of the recent "science" stories have been incredibly bad, including ones on climate science ("Using Barges to Fight Global Warming"), string theory, cosmology ("Scientists Expand Knowledge of Dark Matter","Physicist claims time has a geometry").

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  246. here's how I'd do it by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    Well, if you want to cause Marty to go back in time for real (and not just think you do), then of course you need to start at the point "back in time" where he arrives (say 1955). At that point, you duplicate Marty. That requires E = mc^2, where m is Marty's mass, plus the mass of his skateboard, clothes, and assorted paraphernalia, plus some trivial amount of energy to give him the right momentum.

    Note that you'll need to create a slightly different Marty than the original, because Marty #2 must be identical to Marty #1 when he started time traveling (say 1985). He's physically older, and needs to have different memories -- he needs to "remember" the future. He's not remembering it in the usual sense we remember things, of course, because these events are in his future, not his past. But from the point of relativity, events in our future are no less real than events in our past, and there's no reason in principle we can't run off a few quick calculations on our superdupercomputer, and predict the relative handful of events in his "future" that Marty will need to "remember." (We're assuming for the purposes of argument that quantum uncertainty is not so important that it fundamentally fouls up this calculation.)

    Now we create an anti-Marty. He is just like Marty #2, but with the charge, parity, and velocity of every single particle in him reversed. He is actually Marty #1, traveling backwards in time. This, too, takes E = mc^2.

    Now, Marty #2 (the one who believes he has come "back in time", because he "remembers" the future) does whatever he's going to do. Meets Marty #1, picks a fight with him, puts him in the hospital with a broken arm, and then impregnates his mother. Whatever.

    And time goes on. When we reach the point where we want Marty to go back in time (say 1985), we arrange for Marty #1 and anti-Marty to meet. They annihilate each other, of course, releasing all the energy we put into creating Marty #2 and anti-Marty 30 years ago. Now we're left with only Marty #2, the time traveler, who keeps on going forward.

    To sum up, to us the observers, merely traveling along forward as we do, it looks like Marty #2 and anti-Marty were created out of pure energy in 1955. Marty #2 had weird memories of the future which turned out to be accurate in every respect. Marty #1 had the odd property of getting physically younger and forgetting stuff as he got "older." At some point, Marty #1 was born and grew up. As he got older, we began to see that anti-Marty was beginning to look more and more like Marty #1, except for the fact of being made of anti-matter and getting "younger" with time, while Marty #1 was getting older. We begin to see that Marty #1 and anti-Marty are converging, becoming more and more similar. Indeed, they probably start converging physically, too, spending more and more time closer to each other.

    Anyway, around about 1985, Marty #1 gets the idea of going time traveling. But alas, at the exact moment when he gets in the time machine and pulls the switch, as bad luck would have it, he comes into contact with anti-Marty and both are utterly destroyed with a huge bang and flash. (We can forgive anti-Marty for not warning Marty #1, because it was at this exact moment that anti-Marty finally forgot everything about his experience of time travel.)

    Marty #2, bemused, just takes of his protective goggles and keeps going. He remembers it all differently, of course. He "remembers" being Marty #1, and being anti-Marty, and being himself.

  247. typo by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    oops, right here....

    Marty #1 had the odd property of getting physically younger and forgetting stuff as he got "older."

    I mean to say:

    Anti-Marty has the odd property of...

  248. Two items the article fails to correctly account 4 by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    First dt/dt means is in the spatial frame of reference of Newtonian physics. So as he travels through time his relative time does not change in Newtonian physics. We already know that in relativistic terms spatial physics in a Newtonian sense is often violated. So as he travels through time his personal timepiece in the "bubble" traveling through time won't read the change in time (hands won't move backwards, etc.) outside the "bubble". Sorry I could not think of a easy name for the smoo consisting of all the volume in three space that would be moving through time differently than the rest.
    Second:
    No matter when you go, then you are.

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  249. What is this? by meheler · · Score: 1

    How did this /. article get posted? It seems to have been submitted by the same author of the page. The guy is arrogant and self righteous. His writing is wordy and asinine and, well, he just sounds more like some kind of "I'm right and you're wrong because I say so" politician than anyone who's actually pondered the depths of existence. In fact it reminds me a lot of the writings of religious types for organisations like The American Heritage Foundation and entirely fictitious Pro-Life American Consumerist Peon Weekly.

    slashDotScienceRep--;

    Truly sad this passed through. Unless it's meant to be a joke, in which case- I just don't get it.

  250. speed up the earth's rotation by Katate · · Score: 1

    The only reason time seems to exist is because we have physical reference points/activities determined by particles moving around "space" in a "constant" manner. If the earth suddently started rotating faster, we would have a new illusion of what time is and how long it takes to "pass".

  251. Two different dt's. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    That should read d(t)/dt or dt/delta_t (imagine the delta_t is dt with the curvy d representing a partial derivative with respect to t).
    In any case you are finding the derivative of the function f(t) -> t with respect to t, which by definition, is 1. Not because dt/dt cancels out. Same result, different reason.

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  252. Old news. by ArtfulDodger75 · · Score: 1

    The Vulcan Science Directorate has already concluded that time travel is impossible.

    1. Re:Old news. by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Then how do they explain what happened when Kirk commendeered a Bird of Prey and did a slingshot manuever around the sun (twice) to save the Earth from an intelligent probe?

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  253. His arguments are self contradictory ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    While I sympathize with his notion on space-time not being independent of matter, he asserts that all positions are absolute. The problem is, to have absolute location, you need an absolute substrate on which to place. In which case everything is always moving, so you would have to express all position as quadratic vectors.

    The universe is indeed a strange place. Physicists are NOT cracked. They know full well that their work is incomplete as they are all in some way or another searching for grand unification. No doubt, it will be the result of newly observed phenomenon which may spawn new forces which will require an even grander unification.

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  254. Complete Dumbass by ThoreauHD · · Score: 1

    You wanna solve time with algebra? Care to pick a point on a circle? What an idiot.

  255. Parent is right! Article is FOS by PatSand · · Score: 3, Informative
    The creator of the article is using superficial logic to show that time is invariant. Of course, when that is the driving dimension of the model (t,x(t),y(t),z(t)) it should be obvious to anybody that you can't alter t! Now if we add some more dimensions, life gets interesting: (w,t(w),x(t,w),y(t,w),z(t,w)) can allow for t to change (BASED ON w).

    The article creator sould look into string theory-they are cruising at 11 (or 10) dimensions (haven't checked lately, may be out of date but definitely down from 26!) for spacetime, so it is quite possible for time to be a function of other dimensions (or be totally bypassed in one or more dimensions).

    This is the kind of nonsensical reasoning that the NeoCon Nazis are using and that we were taught to avoid in elementary philosophy (logic course): remember proving 1 = 2?

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  256. Well that proves... by tian+lyos · · Score: 1

    that we are moving through space at dt/dt or one time unit forward for every time unit that passes - thats lucky I'd hate to think we were going backwards or breaking any time (speed) limits.
    Now what if we said that we could travel through time. It would only be a matter of finding how to adjust that top dt. dt(a)/dt would be our new speed. Of course the problem with this is that its not instantaneous point to point transfer. If you saw someone walking backwards and talking like a record playing backwards, ask them how they did it. Of course listen hard because chances are they already answered your question backwards a moment before you asked it.

  257. Re:When I want to go forward or backward in Time.. by 22RealMcCoy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    From: http://physicsmathforums.com/
    http://physicsmathforums.com/showthread.php?t=60

    Book on Moving Dimensions Theory Due Out in Fall 05
    Moving Dimensions Theory

    By Dr. E

    http://physicsmathforums.com/

    Questions Addressed by MDT:

    Why is the speed of light constant in all frames?

    Why are light and energy quantized?

    How can matter display both wave and particle properties?

    Why are there non-local effects in quantum mechanics?

    Why does time stop at the speed of light?

    How come a photon does not age?

    Why are inertial mass and gravitational mass the same thing?

    Why do moving bodies exhibit length contraction?

    Why are mass and energy equivalent?

    Why does time's arrow point in the direction it points in? Why entropy?

    Why do photons appear as spherically-symmetric wavefronts traveling with the velocity c?

    Why is there a minus sign in the following metric? x^2+y^2+z^2-c^2t^2=s^2

    What deeper reality underlies Einstein's postulates of relativity?

    What deeper reality underlies Newton's laws?

    What underlies the laws of Inertia?

    Why does general relativity fail at short distances? Why does quantum mechanics dominate at short distances?

    Why have so many great minds, Einestin, Godel, Wheeler, Hawking, and Penrose called for a new conception of time?

    If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

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    Moving Dimensions Theory (MDT)
    Today I am writing regarding Moving Dimensions Theory--a deeper model for explaining diverse phenomena in both quantum mechanics and relativity.

    The General Postulate of Moving Dimensions Theory:

    The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions.

    The Specific Postulate of Moving Dimensions Theory:

    The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions at the rate of c in quantized units of the Planck length.

    Relativistic, classical, and quantum mechanical phenomena, as well as time itself, are emergent properties of this fundamental principle. Newton's laws, the principle of Inertia, Einstein's postulates, and the inherent wave-particle duality of QM may be explained with this model.

    A few years back, while surfing a towering wave on the Outer Banks of North Carolina, a beautiful thought occurred to me. Suppose the wave I was riding represented a coordinate in a dimension. Then although I was approaching shore, I was not moving in this dimension.

    The dimension itself was moving with me--I was surfing the dimension. In a flash I saw that that is why photons never age--they are moving along with the fourth dimension, and thus stationary relative to it. In another flash I saw that that is why a photon's space-time interval is represented by a null vector, or a 0, no matter how far it travels. Indeed Einstein stated that an object's velocity through space-time was always c--even stationary objects are traveling at the velocity c through time! How could this be, were it not for a fourth expanding dimension, which matter could surf as photons, giving rise to our notion of time? And so it is that Moving Dimensions Theory was born as the wave crested and crashed about me, thundering on down, as I fought to remain surfing amidst the foam, facing the setting sun silhouetting the

  258. Time is a variable by squeemey · · Score: 1
    Exactly! Time is a variable. If the speed of light is a constant, v/t = c. If t varies, d must also be a varible to enable c to be constant in all circumstances.

    I would not say that time "has a different rate of passage for different people" though. "Rate of passage" of time is a tautology.

    Instead, it seems to me that time and distance vary according to other factors not including an observer.

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  259. Time lines... by ignavus · · Score: 1
    dt/dt = 1 ... yes, that's true, but ... dt1/dt2 isn't necessarily = 1, where dt1 and dt2 are different time lines (e.g. mine and yours).

    Otherwise, why do we say that astronauts lose time when they are travelling at relatively high velocity in space? Because their time travels more slowly than ours: dt1 is less than dt2.

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  260. Calculus, not algebra by rgoldste · · Score: 1

    x/x=1, but dx/dx does not, since dx is a differential unit. As x goes to 0, x/x becomes indeterminate (0/0 = k, where k is some indeterminate real number).

    v=dt/dt isn't nonsensical. dt is the limit of t as t goes to 0. Thus, as t goes to 0, v goes to k. Or, v is indeterminate. It's something, but we don't have the mathematical framework to figure out what k is. Thus, TFA has told us that there *is* some velocity along the time axis, but we just can't compute it.

    No physics problem here, folks. Just our inability to adequately model the physical universe with our current mathematics. We can fully expect some future Important Physics Theory to give us the math needed to get past this roadblock, much like relativity gave us the mathematical framework to explain gravity.

  261. ode to Gore by squeemey · · Score: 1
    I'll take a stab at it.

    There was an old bore named Gore

    Who wanted to tax the poor.

    When he screamed, "I won"

    They toasted his bun

    And he was never heard from no more.

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  262. Et Tu? by jproffer · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I'm not sure why it took people so long to realize this - I mean, I figured that time doesnt really exist over a decade ago (I'm only 29) - it's just a means of measuring change. Basic common sense. HOWEVER - you CAN see into the past.. we do that every day looking at the stars. :) For my next trick, I'll make my pet fish breathe air! Oh wait, that's already been done...

  263. Bang! Alive and Free by erexx23 · · Score: 1
    "Should we accept without question that particles move for no reason at all, as if by magic?"

    Yes. Everything in the universe has been set in motion from the moment of the Big Bang.

    Me, you, your dog, my cat are all moving very quickly in the universe.

    (Unfortunately, we only see but a snapshot of it before we are gone.)

    All of this is theoretically measurable so whether or not the Universe unfolded, turned itself inside out from the previous Big Crunch or was created by the Breath of God, it really doesn't matter.

    The Universe is measurable and predictable. (Except for that Dark Matter stuff)

    Check out: Cassini http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/multimed ia/Cassini_Multimedia_Collection(Search_Agent)_arc hive_1.html

    The Cassini program, from the ground up, is a nice example of practical "theoretical" physics at work.

    The author should stop chasing Schrodinger's cat. Time Travel? Only into the Future. And its always a one way trip. Moving without "moving" ? Someones been into getting into the the spice again.

  264. Man, what are we smokin'? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    The mere fact that some site rebelscience.com posts to the effect that there's no time travel does not make it so.

    The justification for the results are extroardinarily lacking, and I fail to see how one can rationally conclude the validity of the final conclusion.

    Until one has an experimental result reflecting your theories about time, it seems a fairly ludicrous assertion to make that something like time travel is impossible, etc, etc; considering the very real possibility of oversights, misunderstandings, or plain old fashioned error.

  265. credibility issue... by bymer · · Score: 1

    Who's Louis Savain, anyway, and how do I know I can trust his writing? I tried to google his name to see if he has an online VC posted somewhere but failed to find any mention of his name.
    Now, if he's not a physicist or a recognized scientist, his attack on established theories looses solid ground. I'm not against radical thought, but I want to know it doesn't come from some crack pot. Sorry.

  266. The author's gloating post @ sci.physics!! by bymer · · Score: 1

    You are correct on the idiot part... further to that, check out his post on sci.physics! The guy is basically making fun of the /. crowd: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/browse_ thread/thread/95c2425f94932e45/d654a904f9ac58ba#d6 54a904f9ac58ba

    1. Re:The author's gloating post @ sci.physics!! by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Apparently he's talking to himself and cackling evilly.

      Sure signs of a deranged mind!

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  267. Re:We'd know if people could time travel... by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1

    (5) the current version of the present can't be affected by future time travel. Each reverse travel creates a 'copy' of the current timeline and that is what is affected, with no possibility to restore the original. An example: I travel back in time and kill you. I then travel foreward to my time. During this foreward travel to my time, everything progresses outside the vehicle such as it would if some random guy appeared out of nowhere, killed you, then dissappeared. After arriving in my time, I realize the you shouldn't have been killed (for whatever reason). I travel back to the time I kill you just in time to prevent another instance of myself from killing you. In all instances, my own past has no intervention from the future. In other words, after all this, the timeline is rewritten 3 times. You could prevent the creation of the time machine altogether without negating the fact that you have one. This prevents all sorts of little paradoxes such as the grandfather paradox. It also produces another related theory of mine I'm calling "spontanious mater creation" which boils down to us being able to tell if this 'reality' is actually a 'secondary' timeline because of the spontanious creation of objects or devices that don't currently exist. (i.e. the appearance of a time machine from the future.)

    Right now, I am really high. If I used my time machine to prevent myself from toking up, I'd still be high, and there'd be two of me when I return (I only went back because I was high. If I was sober, I wouldn't have.)

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  268. When primates get Internet access by LordNightwalker · · Score: 1

    My reply to this so called "article": "Oh, haha, how very fucking funny you are. Now go back to picking your ass with a stick while us homo sapiens continue on the task of actually finding out more about the universe we live in, to better our lives, instead of making fun of everyone with an IQ higher than our own."

    There, I said it, you're a fucking monkey. Have a nice day.

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  269. What about Doctor Who? by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

    What about Doctor Who? And the TARDIS? It can travel through time and space...

    Seriously, I think the author is not being serious and it's just a joke or hoax. And can't you have dt1/dt2 (the 1 and 2's are subscripts)? The author didn't think of that.

  270. VCR theory reduces to 'cannot change the past'! by jokkebk · · Score: 1

    Your "pausing the VCR" idea essentially means that you repeat twice those sections of the tape where time travel occurs, first with the original version, then with the modified one.

    But doesn't this mean, that the God is then stuck to iterating the same 1950..1985 part of the tape over and over again? Because each time you reach 1985, it's a bit different (because of Marty's actions), and Marty's actions when he goes ("again") back to 1950 change a bit.

    And once you take it to the logical conclusion, it seems that the only way time can go on from 1985 without the need for "pausing" is when the 1950-1985 reaches an equilibrium, and Marty's actions in 1950 produce exactly similar 1985 as it was when Marty went to past. Which is essentially the whole "you cannot alter the past in new ways" -concept we started with: Marty can only change the past to create exactly the kind of world he left from (and is this in a way forced to go to the past to do it).

    Of course, there's the scenario where equilibrium would not be reached, and this would loop forever, but wouldn't God want to avoid those?-)

    And when there are more than 1 simultaneous jumps back in time, the whole VCR thing starts to become really complicated - if two people leave from 1985 to 1900 and 1950, which of those realities you tackle first? What if the guy who went to 1900 goes then to 2100, and the other from 1950 to 1800?

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    1. Re:VCR theory reduces to 'cannot change the past'! by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that it's a tape at all. Rather that time continues to flow normally, but god has reset the entire universe, with a small exception. Maybe he continues to reset it, but Marty doesn't see his original parents, just duplicates (duplicate universe too) over and over. It's not the same part of the tape, but a new part that looks like the old.

      I find it strange that many people seem not to grasp that. Of course, I have to postulate some sort of metatime, and a supernatural being (phenomenon?) with the ability to rearrange the universe down to the the tiniest particle, just to arrive at this. But my point is that just because it looks like time travel, doesn't even really make it such.

    2. Re:VCR theory reduces to 'cannot change the past'! by jokkebk · · Score: 1

      Ok, so essentially you mean that the reality "splits" when Marty does time travel, so instead of actually going to past, he gets his own "reality thread", with the world rearranged to the way it was in 1950's? In that case, my rant about iterations is not necessary, as God has unlimited amount of tapes instead of just one, and eternal pause'n'rewind between 1950 and 1985 wouldn't even be a problem - Marty goes on in his own reality thread, every time travel just meaning a reset (back in time) or fast-forward.

      Although even in this case some decisions need to be made, like what if Marty goes first to 1950, then to 1900 - do we already have the things done in 1900 when Marty goes to 1950? I suppose not. For example, suppose there's a bridge over some stream, originally existing since 1890:

      1. Marty goes to 1950 (god pauses and rearranges)
      2. Marty loosens the screws in the bridge, causing it to collapse
      3. Marty returns to 1985 (god fast-forwards) - the bridge is collapsed
      4. Marty goes to 1900 (god pauses and rearranges)
      5. Marty blows up the bridge
      6. Marty returns to 1985 - is the bridge blown up, or collapsed?

      Obviosly Marty cannot loosen the screws on a blown up bridge, but it would be very hard to deduce what he would do instead, and that of course would change the whole chain of events afterwards (would he even go to 1900?). Only good solution would then be that when Marty goes to 1900, his time travel to 1950 gets erased as well as everything else. This is probably what you meant?

      It seems the idea is internally consistent at least to some level. Only real drawback is the need for multiple realities. If only one thread of reality would exist, many additional decisions would likely arise if God would need to prioritize different time travellers (based on travel time), or "remember" people who are going to appear back in future in year X. For example, if Alice and Bob both leave from 1985 to 2000 and 2100, respectively, God has to remember, that once 2100 is realized, Bob is instantiated there (unless Alice's actions cancel bob leaving in 1985). I'm not intuitively sure if some arrangement of time travels back and forth would cause some logical conflict in there.

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    3. Re:VCR theory reduces to 'cannot change the past'! by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      What I had meant was that we're copying over the new section of the tape in effect, with something that's already on the old one. There do not need to be multiple distinct realities, the one will be enough, this god is resetting the entire universe to a state that it was previously at (minus the time-traveler).

      Time itself isn't reset, but since there isn't some universal background time that we can tap into, we'll never know that things have been reset either. We don't have to worry about causality phenomena either, Marty can change things all he wants, and the universe might evolve in new directions without destroying or changing him.

  271. I'll add ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    I'll add that in this scenario Marty travels back in time in front of the mall and never reappears. He leaves that timeline and moves to a new one. Doc presumably dies because that Doctor Brown never received Marty's warning about the terrorists and didn't wear a bullet proof vest.

    The movies did contain one thing that seemed inconsistent with reason. When they left Jennifer on the porch of the house that WAS her's in the original timeline, she should have stayed in the town ruled by Biff.

    Of course, that was governed by the rule of "It's really hard to write Jennifer into the 50s comic book plot and the BTTF 3 plot, so let's just leave her on the porch."

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  272. The universe is an illusion ... by willtsmith · · Score: 1


    The universe is an illusion of your perception. That perception is created within your own mind.

    Yes everything is real. But the REAL universe is very different from the image your mind constructs. We think of matter as something real and tangible. In reality we do not see matter at all. If we could, there would be virtually nothing to see. Everything would be transparent. We see and percieve FORCES and ENERGY, not matter.

    And if you're schizophrenic, you also notice god talking to you all time ;-) Whether or not god is actually real is immaterial, it is part of your perception, hence it is part of you universe.

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  273. Worst Slashdot story in 30 years. by einexile · · Score: 1

    Lamest discussion, too.

    Quick, someone make another joke!

  274. Time's ontology by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

    I have yet to see a good argument for the existence of time at all.
    Where, should one ask oneself, is its ontology if not in the minds of the self?

  275. After much reading and discussion, by 2names · · Score: 1

    it has become obvious that I was mistaken. My apologies.

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  276. After much reading and discussion, by 2names · · Score: 1

    it has become obvious that you are correct and my post was mistaken. My apologies and thank you for spurring me to learn more about dimensionless numbers.

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  277. VCR by uberdave · · Score: 1

    VCR stands for Virtual Creation Resequencer, not Video Cassette Recorder silly!

  278. Um, what? by CodeMonkey4Hire · · Score: 1

    I have seen more convincing arguments for why the earth is flat, evolution is bogus, and we never went to the moon. Not that I believe those 3 arguments, but they do a lot better job than this guy. (Starting off by calling some of the greatest physicist of the last century crackpots is not a good way to start. I didn't do my research, but who is this guy?)

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  279. Jack Sarfatti!! by kronocide · · Score: 1

    LOL Why is Jack Sarfatti on the list of scientists? Anyone who has hung at sci.physics or any remotely related Usenet group has come across his ramblings about quantum non-locality and how it grants the human mind magical properties (a belief he admittedly shares with Roger Penrose, but he is at least published and doesn't make nutty crossposts on Usenet).

    1. Re:Jack Sarfatti!! by kronocide · · Score: 1

      Okay, after reading a little further, I suspect the author is not much better than Sarfatti. Even if you don't understand Gödel's incompleteness theorem for first-order logics, it should appear unlikely that a stupid person waving his arms around a lot would be able to bring David Hilbert to his knees...

  280. *Who's* the Crackpot?! by r0me0v0id · · Score: 1

    All this conversation stemming from an article written by the same author that says g0d has hidden the secrets of A.I. in the bible?! http://www.rebelscience.org/Seven/bible.html

  281. What a stupid article, why did it make the cut? by Pitr · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this article was on digg about a month ago, and everyone tore it, and the author, a few extra orifaces. Now it makes slashdot, and history repeats itself... not to mention the fact that using grade 10 physics equations to "prove" time is immutable, and simultaneously calling every great physicist of our time a crackpot, is a combination of stupidity, and audacity, the likes of which I have never seen.

    I want to downmod the entire story. Who's with me?

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  282. Missing from the ENTIRE SITE by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    Missing are any credentials, mathematical proofs, or experiments. It appears all of his "theories" are mind exercises not coupled with observations of the universe, and are merely thought exercises made by a person who passed physics 120.
    I couldn't even find a byline.

  283. (delta)p is small... by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    No. And I'm definite about that.

  284. Somebody hasn't been thinking this through... by Wolfger · · Score: 1

    Saying that time travel is represented by dt/dt only demonstrates a total lack of thought about the process. The time traveller is still moving forward on his personal timeline at the normal pace whilst moving backwards (or forwards more rapidly) through other people's time. So if I enter a time machine and go back 50 years, the actual formula would be dt1/dt2 where dt1 is -50years and dt2 is however long the trip takes me (let's say, for sake of argument, 5 seconds). So I (and my machine) will be 5 seconds older, but everything around me will be 50 years younger. Then we can get into all the other things that make time travel impossible/impractical, such as the fact that 50 years ago, the surface of the Earth was not here where I am sitting, so a travel strictly through time would leave me, at best, in space. So a time machine needs to also travel through space relative to the planet/solar system/galaxy. Then, if I actually get to this relative position 50 years in the past, then I can start worrying about creating a paradox simply by being there, much less actually doing anything.

  285. Time is subjective and illusory by Medievalist · · Score: 1


    A worm can only see the bit of apple in front of him. That is the now. The apple-meat beyond that is future, the apple-meat in the digestive tract is memory, the walls of the tunnel are the past.

    The meat engine that is a human* is only capable of certain direct perceptions, like the meat engine that is a worm. We cannot experience the totality of what is; our physical equipment instead grants us access to a series of slices of reduced complexity, and allows us to retain further simplified analogues of those slices as memories.

    *alternatively, the meat engine that humans inhabit. The nature of consciousness and the existence or non-existence of the soul is a separate discussion.

  286. Re:realistically, no by Teancum · · Score: 1

    Boy, this sounds like the classic SF book, "Thrice upon a Time" by James P. Hogan. Even the ability to transmit messages back in time is an incredible accomplishment and it would be interesting to find out some details (obviously classified) about this. Too bad the parent posted as an anonymous coward on this topic.

  287. Inertial Travel? by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    Well, one of the possibilities, as referenced in my earlier post, would be some kind of chronal intertia. Much like how jumping straight up on Earth leaves you in the same position when you land, I could see it being possible that one would carry the inertia of movement while traveling through time. That would also account for the relative velocities of your body. *shrug* It's all theoretical in the end, of course.

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  288. Hmm by perlboy84 · · Score: 1

    There's some fairly indepth research being done within the Quantum Physics arena here in Australia that deals with the theoretical modification of past events. That is to say, you MAY not be able to "travel back in time" but in theory it is possible to change the past to put a positive spin on the present. Of course, it's pure theory however I believe this whole thread is based on theory. I only know of this particular study being done as I'm close friends with a few of the researchers. :) Just my 2c.

  289. Planck Lengths - Any physicists want to chime in? by malahoo · · Score: 1
    I can't put my finger on the problem with this statement in the article:
    Normally a particle moves by making a quantum jump, i.e., its intrinsic positional property changes from one discrete value to another. The fundamental discrete distance is on the order of the Planck Length (about 10^-35 meters), a very minute distance. However, there is no reason to suppose that the positional property of a particle cannot change by amounts larger than the fundamental value.
    What about that?
    Why can't particles jump several Planck Lengths? Or is it axiomatic? "They just can't."

    Is the stuff about tunnelling true?

    We are already seeing evidence of nonspatiality and instant long distance travel in the phenomenon known as quantum tunneling. In certain circumstances, particles are observed going through barriers in a way that defy classical physics. Interestingly, they seem to do so at speeds greater than the speed of light.
    Thank you, Real Physicists!! Guy
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  290. Submission to Slashdot that Savain is a kook... by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

    ...was rejected.

    Oh well.

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  291. Time travel is possible... by fjej · · Score: 1

    Albert Einstein's special theory of relativity (and, by extension, the general theory) very explicitly permits a kind of time dilation that would ordinarily be called time travel. The theory holds that, relative to a stationary observer, time appears to pass more slowly for faster-moving bodies: for example, a moving clock will appear to run slow; as a clock approaches the speed of light its hands will appear to nearly stop moving. The effects of this sort of time dilation are discussed in the popular "twin paradox" which asks the question, "If two twins are moving relative to each other, they will each appear to the other to have aged more slowly. But when they reunite, how can each twin be younger than the other?"

    A second, similar type of time travel is permitted by general relativity, where a distant observer sees time passing more slowly for a clock at the bottom of a deep gravity well, and a clock of an object lowered into a deep gravity well and pulled back up will indicate that less time has passed than the distant observer's clock. However, these effects allow "time travel" only toward the future: never backward. This is not typical of the "time travel" featured in science fiction, and there is little doubt surrounding its existence. "Time travel" will hereafter refer to travel with some degree of freedom into the past or future.

    If one were able to move information or matter from one point to another faster than light, then according to special relativity, there would be an observer who sees this transfer as allowing information or matter to travel into the past. Additionally, faster than light travel along suitable paths would correspond to travel backward in time as seen by all observers. This results simply from the geometry of spacetime and the role of the speed of light in that geometry.

  292. Time travel is possible in one direction... by McPierce · · Score: 1

    Time travel is possible. Here, let me show you. I'm going to travel into the future and prove it.

    [waits a minute]

    I have arrived. Remember that post you made about time travel not being possible?

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  293. What the Fuck by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what the fuck is Taco smoking.

    The bad news is that time does not change.
    Let's ignore this statement for now, as it's up for both scientific and philosophical debate.

    Spatial velocity is given as dx/dt.
    Where x is a vector, not a scalar.

    Velocity in time(dt/dt) is nonsensical.
    Well, besides the fact that dt/dt=1 (dt/dt = d[t]/dt = 1), dt/dt is NOT "velocity in time." Besides, velocity is a vector defined expressly in dealing with spatial (non-temporal) measurements. To use "velocity in time" requires a new definition of the word. In any case, the position in spacetime of a person may be expressed as a vector A(x,y,z,t). Thus, you would never take a derivative in that way; instead, we would have the partial derivative of A, which is A_t(x,y,z,t). This is not the same thing as dt/dt, and if you claim to know about this type of science, you'd better fucking know what a PDE is.

    As simple as that. In other words, no time travel to the past or the future, no motion in space-time, no wormholes and no hanky-panky with your great, great grandmother. There is only the changing present, aka the NOW. The good news is that distance is an illusion and we'll be able to travel instantly from anywhere to anywhere.
    I honestly think this guy wrote some bullshit to prove that anything will get posted if it uses enough "science". It's like a junior high school student smoked some pot and read a physics textbook! "Hey, man. You know stars? Well, they're probably just like...mann....I'm so hiiiiigh..."

  294. Well too bad, It is POSSIBLE!!! by hunter+II · · Score: 1

    Too bad for u, who ever posted this, because it is possible when the quantum computer comes out and when the quantum teleportation become available!! While travelling between two Quantum computers it is possible to reverse back in time. Sounds great, but the problem is, who is going to turn you back from the stream of energy to your self again?