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Robot Piloted by a Slime Mold

TeknoHog writes "Robotics researchers from the UK and Japan have linked up a slime mold to remotely control a six-legged robot. The mold, which is naturally light-sensitive, is able to hide the robot in dark corners, and the scientists expect to further this technology for use in smaller, autonomous units. There is also a preprint of the research paper available from the University of Southampton."

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  1. well, i for one welcome our... by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh, never mind

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    1. Re:well, i for one welcome our... by Isotopian · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's the fun in doing robot experiments if you don't get to drill into any brains? I'll tell you, no fun at all.

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    2. Re:well, i for one welcome our... by Infernal+Device · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm still waiting for the whole cat-head spider-legged robot thing.

      You know, basically a robot that sleeps all day then suddenly has to be in another room *right the hell now*.

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  2. is there some reason that... by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 5, Funny

    a photocapacitor or some other light sensitive electronics wouldn't suffice?

    1. Re:is there some reason that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about you read the paper then comment. There is the possibility that chance will render your conclusions correct - but first read the damned paper.

      You can then follow-up with a critique of all those pretender PhDs that have won Nobel Prizes, and the countless fraudsters in the university system.

      How about - you've arm chaired the problem now it's time to present the overwhelming evidence (not testimonials). I will also ask that you stratify the various classes of PhDs so as to avoid generalizations.

  3. Not impressed! by gasmonso · · Score: 5, Funny

    The mold in my shower has been doing this kinda stuff for years!

    http://religiousfreaks.com/
    1. Re:Not impressed! by robertjw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hell, the mold in my shower just stole my car.

  4. pilot? by musonica · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats no way to talk about the geeky research assistant holding the joystick... tho this description could be apt, I'm sure it applies to a fair few here on slashdot including myself after a late coding session (slimey, moldy, and avoiding light)

  5. In other news... by Txiasaeia · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...attempts to merge a gelatinous cube with a Honda Civic have been less than successful. Kobold scientists blame this frustrating failure on a lower fuel efficiency due to the inefficient wind flow design. "We'd like to take these experiments to the next level," the designers said, "but we just don't have the experience at this time."

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    1. Re:In other news... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

      attempts to merge a gelatinous cube with a Honda Civic have been less than successful.

      I dunno, from what I hear the Element is selling pretty well.

  6. meh by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me know when they get a robot piloted by a gelatinous cube or a gibbering mouther.

  7. Employment Opportunity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Liberal Party of Canada is seeking anyone or anything to be the new party Leader.
    Currently most human beings and other vertebrates have declined the oportunity.
    Perhaps dark seeking slime molds could fulfill this roll. Cephalopods could also apply.

  8. Let me guess... by chriswaclawik · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... this particular robot now favors unreasonably large subsidies to the slime mold planet, doesn't it?

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  9. Just what we need by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Funny

    moldy robots lurking in dark corners.
    Am I the only one that finds this somewhat creepy?

  10. One of a kind.... by aapold · · Score: 5, Funny

    when they finally made that pilot, they threw away the mold.

    whoops.

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  11. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by atokata · · Score: 2, Funny

    Already, they are training bees (in minutes) to sense out things that takes months of training for dogs. This type of bio-sensor systems will hopefully make such work even easier to achieve. I can see that one day, a search and rescue helicopter can drop a truck load of independent water robots that seek out and locate humans in the middle of the ocean, saving lives by finding them faster than current methods, and bio-sensors may be the ticket to such advances.

    Oh, great, just what I need. A pack of ravenous killer bees attacking my groin because I happened to spill bong water on my pants before going through the bio-sensing sniffer bee line at an airport....

  12. Slime-controlled robot overlords can have my... by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...mold and mildrew remover when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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  13. Doh... by Apocalyps3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kinda wish I hadn't cleaned up earlier, I had a sandwich old enough to give Deep Blue a run for its money.

  14. Pffft...we've done better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here in the US we've got a slime mold running our country.

  15. Cue Dr. Who music. by Irvu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dalek "little green blobs in bonded polycarbide armour". And it's even a british research team!

    1. Re:Cue Dr. Who music. by Megane · · Score: 3, Funny

      The problem is, it sounds like these things will hide behind the sofa when they see you, not the other way round.

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  16. It's not just a slime mold.. by kiyuki · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's intelligently designed!

  17. Re:One's in office by ratnerstar · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's completely inappropriate. Slime molds don't shoot people.

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  18. The Slime Mold Hits You For 4 Pts... by Trikenstein · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slime Mold: "You call that a proper welcome for your Over Lord?"

  19. Need some turtles now... by elguap0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So they've invented Krang?

  20. Re:Um... this sounds familiar... but from where?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or Nethack...

    What do you want to eat? [b-h or ?*] h

    My, that was a yummy slime mold!

  21. Poor guy is going to get his research hijacked by Darth · · Score: 2, Funny

    As cool as this is, i feel bad for the guy. But he's had plenty of warning.

    It's just a matter of time before Davros hijacks his research to create the Daleks.

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  22. Coming soon... by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The future of law enforcement... Blobocop!

    Sorry, that's all I have.

  23. Already predicted! by riflemann · · Score: 2, Funny

    1000 years from now even people will be controlled by slime. This is just the start! Resist the slime!

  24. Holy Crap by Gleng · · Score: 1, Funny

    Errr, I work at the University of Southampton. I just came into my office and read this while having my morning wake-me-up coffee.

    Should I be shitting myself right about now?

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  25. Re:Um... this sounds familiar... but from where?.. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

    You see here a robot. t
    What do you want to throw? [adfh or ?*] h
    In which direction? 6
    The slime mold hits the robot.
    The slime mold takes control of the robot!
    The robot hits!

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  26. Re:wikipedia says... by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have one in my batroom named big bob. Big bob is now chlorox resistant. He also has a .357 and a bad attitude.

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  27. Re:well, i for one squish our... by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now you've got me wanting to create a "hunting slime molds by remote control" website. Like the big game ones that they've banned here and there already, but I suspect even PETA would find it hard to attack hunting a one-celled organism, even if a large and colourful one.

  28. Re:well, i for one welcome our... lost stuff? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Funny

    As if enough things in my life don't already find ways to hide in dark corners?

    ``Honey, where's the hammer?''

    ``Oddly enough, when I was vacuuming, I found it under the desk in the bedroom. I could have sworn it was scurrying.''

  29. Re:well, i for one welcome our... lost stuff? by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    ``Honey, where's the hammer?''

    That's your problem. You only have one. My dad taught me (by example) that if you can't find a tool, it means you don't have enough instances of that tool and you need to buy another one. Once you have thirty or so hammers, you won't have any trouble finding one around the house within 5 minutes or so.

    Same goes for socket sets, screw driver sets, drills, etc.

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