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MS Unveils Office 2007, Multiple Versions

rfunches writes "MSNBC reports that Microsoft's next version of Office, now known as Office 2007 (previously code-named Office 12), will continue targeting the corporate audience through multiple versions of Office 2007. Versions announced include 'Office Professional Plus 2007' and 'Office Enterprise 2007.' From the article: '[Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2007] will integrate capabilities of SharePoint, a collaboration program and Web portal that is designed to run over corporate networks and the Internet...and also incorporate Microsoft Office Communicator, a corporate instant messaging service.'"

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  1. Do I forsee... by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hi, Joe, Here's the presentation on Wizzo Chocolate Corp. I'll be out of the office until the meeting with Wizzo, have a look at it and make any changes you see fit.

    To open attachedment click here [*click*]

    This project was created in Office Enterprise, some features may not be present in your version of Office Professional Plus - You will not be able to make any modifications to this project.
    So.. how many people are really likely to get the lightweight version, hmm?
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    1. Re:Do I forsee... by b0r1s · · Score: 3, Insightful
      How many people in small offices really need:

      Access

      Visio

      Sharepoint

      Project

      InfoPath

      Publisher

      A lot of offices don't need most of the tools (think: your typical 2-10 person small business), and not having to pay for them is very helpful.

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    2. Re:Do I forsee... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Everyone that is not working for a cash rich corporation probably.

      I think it is Fear Of Not Having Every Feature which drives a lot of purchasing. Coming up with a tiered product line just ensures there will be more purchases of the top end product. They may as well name the Professional edition something degrading like 'Student' or 'Home'

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    3. Re:Do I forsee... by Martin+Foster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A lot of small companies, organizations and people in general could do miracles in Access if they would quit treating MS Excel as one...

    4. Re:Do I forsee... by toddbu · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think it is Fear Of Not Having Every Feature which drives a lot of purchasing

      But it could also work against you. If you start pushing documents out the door and your customers complain that they can't read then then you have to turn off the advanced features, at which time people start to ask "why am I paying for this?". Any time there's a lot of sharing going on then you need a lowest common denominator, or you need to take Acrobat's approach and provide read-only and read-write versions.

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    5. Re:Do I forsee... by Uber+Banker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lot of offices don't need most of the tools (think: your typical 2-10 person small business), and not having to pay for them is very helpful.

      Then OpenOffice (or KOffice or whatever) should suffice in most cases, no need to pay anything! If VBA macros, or other niche tools only offered by existing installs of MS Office, are essential, then stick with Office 2k, 2003, or whatever else you have installed (being such a small business, preferential/time limited licences are unlikely, unless you were unlucky in your initial agreement).

    6. Re:Do I forsee... by DarkSarin · · Score: 4, Informative

      one what? A database?

      Surely you jest. Access is not the best solution out there--it is horrible to use, the interface just blows, and it doesn't do a lot of what it should do. For the record OOBase Sucks as well.

      Now that I have used MSSQL more, I am realizing the power of such a database. At work we are also getting ready to implement Crystal Reports, which makes the reporting components in Access look anemic and pathetic.

      I am not a big MS fan, but I do think that they make a fine SQL server.

      Folks, don't use Excel as a db, but access shouldn't be used either!

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    7. Re:Do I forsee... by linuxmop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your unjustified speculation is cute and everything, but Microsoft has offered multiple versions of Office for as long as I can remember. Some packages include programs such as Access that not everyone needs. They have even offered Word + Works Suite for low-end PCs. In none of these cases have they prevented you from reading or writing data files created with the more expensive suite (given that your suite the program in question, e.g. Access).

      But hey, why have a reasonable discussion when you can just bash Microsoft for something it hasn't done?

    8. Re:Do I forsee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For a small office, having someone with the expertise necessary to install and administer a database (even an easy one such as MySQL) can be formiddable. Then you have to build a client on top of that. What are you going to use, then, the web? Again, another set of skills. These can be one person, and here on Slashdot a disproportionate number (when compared to just about any other sampling) of us could have just such an application working by the end of a day.

      However, many many offices could use a small one-person DB. While an Intern during my undergrad I put half a dozen of these together for various people. A half-day's work and they would have a nice litle application. They had forms and validation and the ability to run reports. It sure beat the hell out of the Excel spreadsheet they were using before.

      If you had multiple users, you could even split the backend off the DB and put it on the network.

      No, it doesn't scale well. And apart from VBA and some SQL, none of the skills are transferrable. But for a quick and dirty app in a small office, Access works quite well.

    9. Re:Do I forsee... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Folks, don't use Excel as a db, but access shouldn't be used either!

      Ha!

      I love that bit about Excel as a db. I don't think I've worked a place where people haven't done just that. Our HR vendor's product is so weak that one of the people in HR has a separate 'database' in Excel and other records are in a binder!

      Often these are the results of people not using a $y$tem to it's fullest capacity, but more often than not it's because the $y$tem doesn't have the capacity or it's highly difficult to use (go to this screen, do this, go to that screen do another thing, go to the third screen, etc.)

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    10. Re:Do I forsee... by Thundersnatch · · Score: 4, Informative

      All recent versions of Microsoft Access are able to actually use the desktop version of SQL server instead of the old JET-based engine.

      Look up "access data project" in the Access help file. You can make it the default DB type, and most features of the "real" SQL Server are available (except the GUI management tools).

    11. Re:Do I forsee... by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Access makes a nice front-end to a database. Connect it's data stores to MSSQL or another SQL server, and it's actually quite good for just a quick DB interface maker.

    12. Re:Do I forsee... by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but I use OO.Org Draw, and that works fine for my uses. Word is a pain because it's a word processing app, not a desktop publishing app. OO.Org Draw isn't the best but it's around CorelDraw 5, which is good enough for me.

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    13. Re:Do I forsee... by Inda · · Score: 2, Informative

      1st course they send you on is for Word.
      2nd course is Excel

      3rd...

      Well, most people from the older generation don't get to go on course #3. They struggle with the first two applications; learning a 3rd isn't going to happen any time soon. It would be a complete waste of resources.

      Even if they needed a proper database (with GUI) for their day to day work, the database is unlikely to be written by them anyway. That's a job for the *cough* experts.

      I know SQL, I know Access, I know a little more than average. I would still use Excel for a simple database though. I would use it because everyone I work with knows how to use Excel to some degree. If I need to show someone how to write a Query in order to plant some data in their Word document then I'll show them how in Excel. Excel's not alien to them. They can grasp one extra function or dialog quite quickly. They can make changes if I happen to die too.

      SQL server is kind of pointless when all you want to do is list people's names, ages and addresses.

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    14. Re:Do I forsee... by xtracto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I do not know why people bash Access like that. I have worked with access before as well as as with MS SQL Server and mySQL, I have used Postgre and Oracle only on non productive environments.

      From all of those database engines, Access was the only one in which I could transport the data in a flash drive without any hassle (just copy de MDB file). I did not needed to install any program to show the database to other people using snapshot viewer.

      Granted, it may not be good for databases that need to be accessed by more than one user each time but it is great to get orgainze a lot of data.

      BTW, one of the things I did with access was to migrate some "!#$!"!@ Excel list database (they got a bunch of records and where managing them with excel data lists). It was very easy to create some tables on excel and import the data from excel.

      Believe me, some buisness do not need anything more fancy than Access and it does the work, I think it is (as eeeeeevery other OS/app/language) just a tool and if used when it is needed it will do a great job.

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    15. Re:Do I forsee... by OMRebel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What exactly is so horrible about Access? For setting up a simple relational DB in a small office, it works really well. There's nothing complicated about creating the database, nor anything complicated about interfacing it. There's plenty of functionality in it that serve small business very well. Not to mention, small businesses won't have to shell out extra cash for things such as Crystal Reports. Also, if it's how you're interfacing the DB that you particular don't like, you can write a few simple ASP pages (or whatever you'd like) to work with the database, and you can do pretty much anything you want. I will agree with you that OOBase has a LONG ways to go. But, it is a very young product, and hopefully it's next release will have more features to it.

    16. Re:Do I forsee... by Keith+Russell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's right. Different Visio versions come with different stencil sets. Thanks.

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    17. Re:Do I forsee... by thunderlizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a lot more collaboration between users of the same company than there is between a company and its customers. Interally, documents are sent around to be updated by multiple individuals (i.e. collaboration).

      Documents sent out to external customers usually aren't for collaboration - they're for information distribution, and for various (legal, logistical, technical) reasons, it generally isn't in a company's best interests to have its customers modify documents that are sent out.

      It seems the norm these days is to send out Word documents internally, and PDF externally...

      So I really don't see how the multiple tiers will interfere with communications between a company and an external customer...

    18. Re:Do I forsee... by koweja · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally, I see more people trying to use Access to as a spreadsheet than trying to use Excel as a database.

    19. Re:Do I forsee... by just_another_sean · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am probably one of the biggest Linux Fanboys out there, I am not afraid to admit it. And I love to bash on MS.

      But when I get serious and talk "right tool for the right job" I would heartily disagree with your feelings about Access.

      I began my career in IT on Access (V. 1.1, Win 3). I've loved it ever since. I write all sorts of automation solutions for our company in Access. We use Great Plains and I've saved the company thousands of dollars by creating little, even somewhat crappy, automation routines in Access instead of buying some bloated module for GP that does way more then we need it to. It's quick, easy and gets the job done.

      Access and ODBC let me connect to any database I want. I have our web site scp a snapshot of our MySQL databases to a local test copy of the web site. And I use Access to connect to it and run quick & dirty reports and queries. You like SQL Server but Access is not a substitute for MSSQL, it's a compliment to it. You can connect to SQL using Access. I tend to start my projects first in Access so I can carry it around with me while I develop it. When I feel the project is ready for a first release it is very easy to upload all my tables, data and queries to SQL Server and simply link in the new tables. No need to change my forms, reports or code because the linked tables are named the same, they just reside in a more robust and scalable database now that they are deployed.

      Access's interface does take some getting used to and VBA is not a Real(TM) programming language but the beauty of VBA is, if you don't like the Access interface, change it using VBA. When I finish an automation solution that keeps some poor SOB in my company from typing the same data into our systems day in and day out the interface he/she uses is far different then that of standard Access.

      Bottom line is, it's all about using the right tool for the job and for the small company I work for Access is the right tool in some very key situations.

      P.S. I realize there are 100's, if not 1000's of other solutions that do similar things to what I describe above. My company owned Access and MSSQL so that and my familiarity with Access led to my choice.

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    20. Re:Do I forsee... by DarkSarin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's not.

      The GUI is terrible. It doesn't handle even basic things that access does (can't remember specifics, since I haven't tried to muck with it for about 3 months), and it is incapable of properly handling certain imports.

      Yes it does have the advantages you mention, but overall I am not impressed with it.

      Impress has a similar complaint--it handles almost everything that you throw at it from excel, and can easily import excel docs, but the one thing it NEEDS to have in order to do well is more templates. The template handling in Impress stinks. If it could handle templates like firefox handles extensions, I would be very happy. There needs to be a way to automatically download and install templates.

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    21. Re:Do I forsee... by Reapman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Explain that to someone that needs a database built in a day or two, and plan to use it on a standalone Laptop. Access is much better then a "real" database when it comes to Rapid Application Development. Sometimes all you want is something quick and dirty, and not to mention "pretty" I'd rather go that route then a full blown SQL database. Yes you may not follow all the database rules with an Access database, but sometimes it doesn't really matter for very small instances.

  2. Mmm... versions by keyne9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are we getting some hot 'MS OFfice EX plus alpha' action soon? Maybe 'Super MS Office XII: Third Strike Champion Hyper Edition'?

  3. Sweeeet!!!! by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember folks, try to reduce the stress on the main distribution site by using mirrors when possible, or even better, let's get a BitTorrent tracker going to distribute the load.

    1. Re:Sweeeet!!!! by Moofie · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Achilles heel for OpenOffice is the documentation. MS Office's Help files are pretty superb, and there is no similarly comprehensive, easy to use documentation for OpenOffice.

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  4. Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    ..and also incorporate Microsoft Office Communicator, a corporate instant messaging service.

    That can never be a good thing...

    Employer 1: I seem to have lost the TSP report: Could you it to me ?
    Employer 2: ASL?!?!

  5. Office communicator by iMaple · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The office communicator is one of the few products that I really like. I used a beta for ~3 months and (provided you have the infrastructure in place) it kicks ass. It integrates email, IM and phone in an amazing way (by email I mean Outlook , no you cant use pine :( ). Eg. If the outlook calendar shows that I have a meeting in my office , it will set the IM status to ('Busy, in a meeting') and switch off the phone ringer (and email me any voice messages). Then when I see a missed call, I just click on that person and select call, which switches on the phone speaker and dials out the number. Impressive , eh ?

    1. Re:Office communicator by Rudisaurus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If the outlook calendar shows that I have a meeting in my office , it will set the IM status to ('Busy, in a meeting') and switch off the phone ringer (and email me any voice messages). Then when I see a missed call, I just click on that person and select call, which switches on the phone speaker and dials out the number. Impressive , eh ?
      Yep, right up to the time where I skip a meeting because I'm waiting for an important phone call -- and my phone just never rings because I forgot to cancel the appointment in Outlook ...
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  6. MS Carnage by AnalystX · · Score: 5, Funny
    "designed to run over corporate networks and the Internet"
    Why not? Microsoft tries to run over everything else. I just hope there isn't too much damage.
  7. Offices are getting sick of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My office is all but fed-up with the MS Word updates-every-few-years. We wont pay for it again, even the pres of the co said to forget about it. We need the cash in the bank to make it through the next few years, which are going to be stupidly tough.

    As such, all files are to be in Word 2000 .doc format, .pdf, .txt, or html. Thats it. When we get unworking things from clients we reply that we were unable to process their doc, the reason why, and instructions on how to do it. Occasionally we get bitchy clients, but those people are bitchy no matter what we do. It doesnt change anything.

    Maybe this will be a good segue into Open Office, which is becoming more viable every day.

    1. Re:Offices are getting sick of this by DaHat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lucky for your office, one of Office 12's most under sold benefits (new XML based documents) will not just be limited to Office 12, in addition they will be releasing patches for XP and 2003 for sure (I am not sure about 2k currently) so that far more people can enjoy the benefits.

    2. Re:Offices are getting sick of this by towsonu2003 · · Score: 2, Funny
      We need the cash in the bank to make it through the next few years, which are going to be stupidly tough.
      Hmmmm, I wonder why :-k
      all files are to be in Word 2000 .doc format, .pdf, .txt, or html. Thats it. When we get unworking things from clients we reply that we were unable to process their doc, the reason why, and instructions on how to do it. Occasionally we get bitchy clients, but those people are bitchy no matter what we do.
      Oh yes, I see the reason now... \\:D/
  8. Scaled cost as well as features by Macblaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    See, while Microsoft Office Home and Student 2007 will only cost arm, Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2007 will cost arm + leg.

    Oh, and the premium edition, Microsoft Office Enterprise 2007...

    you don't want to know.

  9. Clippy is back in Microsoft Office Communicator by sikandril · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see you have received some bad corporate news..

    Would you like to throw a piece of furniture?

    1. Chair
    2. Sofa
    3. 18th Century French Armoir

  10. Re:OSS office... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ahem...

    Google Search for Open Source word Processor

    Abiword for the lazy that does not want to look further.

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  11. FrontPage is dead, long live FrontPage! by swid27 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The article fails to mention that FrontPage will become SharePoint Designer in Office 2007.

  12. Re:OSS office... by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, for some reason, office suites feel that they have to inculde everything. Most people don't need 90% of the features in there, or could get by without them if they weren't there. Also, putting tools where they shouldn't be makes things harder. You can draw a picture in Word, Powerpoint, Excel and every other app. Why not have 1 app for drawing, and then the ability to place that drawing in each of the other apps.

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  13. Re:The OSS impact by alchamy · · Score: 2, Informative

    The thing is that unix names generally tell you what the function is;

    grep = general regular expresssion parser
    cat = concatenate
    vi = (the odd one our here) The name comes from the shortest unambiguous abbreviation for the command visual in ex

    Office Plus & Office Enterprise really do not offer any clue to the differences by reading the name. Microsoft is missing the naming plot, wtf is "Windows Defender" I prefer "Microsoft Anti-Spyware" atleast now I know what it is defending against.

  14. If I may correct that a bit. by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It integrates email, IM and phone in an amazing way (by email I mean Outlook , no you cant use pine :( ).
    What you meant to say was ...

    "It integrates MS Exchange/Outlook, MS Messenger and MS Phone in an amazing way."

    And no, I don't want voice mail in my email. People store too much crap in it already.
  15. Re:The OSS impact by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "By contrast, the OSS community knew that names were better if they bore no linguistic connection to the actual function of the product. (grep, cat, and vi, I'm talking to you.)"

    [I can't work out if you are being ironic - just in case you are not...I've put my marketing consultant hat on...]

    Nah - they were handy for quick typing on a TTY - no more.

    With most potential desktop Linux users likely to use a GUI, the name of the underlying executable is irrelevant and we have now moved on to a 'marketing' track where the name bears some relevance to the acceptability of the program - trust me, calling a graphics application 'The GIMP' does not make managers warm to it. Similarly, mentioning at meetings that we are using the 'Joomla' CMS always makes me slighly uneasy as I look round the room.

    If OpenOffice was called ONMO (OpenOffice is Not Microsoft Office), for example, I bet its adoption would be slower - trust me, it *IS* an issue; why do you think companies spend thousands just getting the name, shape and theme of a new product 'just right'.

    Trouble is that too many developers live in the world of Monty Python, Tolkein and Terry Pratchett and think it l33t to name their poducts with a nod to their favourite characters etc. - as a simple exercise, ask a Manager whether they think it would be easer to recommend to the Board of Directors that the organization should migrate to the 'BilboScript' Word Processor or 'MavenWord'. If you think it all comes down to the features comparison matrix you are sadly deluded - names matter, even if it's more of a knee-jerk reaction.

    Oh, and PLEASE will someone rename Ogg Vorbis!!

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  16. Re:Corporate IM service by Scyber · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Corporate IM is actually becoming pretty popular. It replaces the need to quickly call or run over to someone to ask a quick question that email is overkill for (or that you need an immediate answer for). Lotus Notes has had an IM client (SameTime) in it for a little while now.

  17. Office monopoly is a thing of past by octopus72 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Although I used OOO for writing my diploma thesis (later switched to latex), MS Office is still installed on my PC. Of course reason is I didn't really pay for it. There is even incentive in my country for students to be able to replace illegal copies of MS software at NO COST(!) for a license. Obviously, MS fears that enforcement will push people not wanting to pay onto free alternatives.
    Reason I still have MS office is comatibility, mostily with powerpoint files. I doenload lot's of these from local newsgroup, and OpenOffice, apart from long startup time, doesn't render some correctly. One could probably also use free Excel reader from MS, I'm just not sure how well latest file versions are supported.

    For creating slides, 2.0 version is very usable. It has everything I need (even good ppt export support), so I don't really need MS Office for production.

  18. What about Office 2007 Grab Bag Edition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    With Microsoft Grab Bag Edition you get one exciting office application, you just don't know which one. By distributing the ``Bag'' edition of office, indecisive HR departments can assign jobs based on dumb luck:

    Employee A -- "Cool! I got Excel, I'm gonna be a budget analyst!"

    Employee B -- "I got Word! Awesome! I'm gonna write memos and be a manager."

    Employee C -- "Shit, I got PowerPoint. But I don't want to be a consultant. They suck."

    Employee D -- "You think you got it bad? I got Access, I'm never gonna get anything done."

  19. Two Words... by Phil+John · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...Sarbanes Oxley

    Companies need to keep logs of pretty much everything these days. Plus with having a system running in-house you can firewall off other IM services and not worry about employees using IM for non-work uses.

    Finally (as mentioned elsewhere in this thread) it integrates perfectly into you existing outlook/exchange server directory.

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  20. Multiple versions? Mmm...must be a good thing by Jivha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder why people are falling for this talk about "multiple versions" in Office 2007. The available retail versions of MS Office 2003, as listed on Microsoft.com

    - MS 2003 Professional Ed.
    - MS 2003 Standard Ed.
    - MS 2003 Small Business Ed.
    - MS 2003 Student & Teacher Ed.

    And the versions of the upcoming Office 2007 as listed in the article

    - Professional
    - Standard
    - Enterprise
    - Small Business
    - Home & Student

    Guess what - all of one extra edition - "Enterprise" (Student & Teacher appears to have been rebranded as Home & Student). The way the article and the submission is written it would appear that multiple versions were the next best thing to sliced bread since, um, Office 2003?

  21. Also Announced by carrier+lost · · Score: 3, Funny
    • Office Borg - Will assimilate all copies of non-Microsoft productivity software
    • Office Clipinator - A random collection of cute, animated icons which will attempt to provide the same clerical output as your average gum-chewing office assistant.
    • Office Extravaganza - Every piece of eye-candy imaginable - scrolling menus, transparent windows, aqua-theme derivatives
    • Office SUV - Sucks up all available computer resources with no discernable increase in useable output.
    • Office Enron - Provides plausible deniability by randomly losing sensitive documents, transferring incriminating information to unsuspecting coworker's hard drives and routinely wiping inbox.
  22. I will stick with Office 97, thank you very much! by rubberbando · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why rebuy something that already works just fine? In fact, I find that Office 97 runs faster/better than any of the newer versions I've used at work.

    Each time I upgrade to a faster machine, I move my installation over to it. I noticed with Windows XP, the Office 97 installer crashes. After reading some boards online, I noticed that most people concluded that it wouldn't run/install on XP but after experimenting with the 'custom' install, I discovered that all you need to do uncheck the web import/export for Word and everything else will install just fine. Besides, who the heck uses Word to edit/create webpages anyway. :P

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  23. Box cover by saboola · · Score: 3, Funny

    Much like the EA sports games, each released with a year appended to the title (Madden 2006, MLB 2006, Lawn Darts 2006) Microsoft should also follow the trend of stick a famous player of the game on the front in a menacing pose. I nominate Ballmer throwing a chair.

  24. He he .... by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Funny
    a collaboration program and Web portal that is designed to run over corporate networks and the Internet...

    Oh, I'm sure it'll pretty effectively level them.

    *rimshot*

    Thanks folks, I'm here all week.
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  25. Re:I will stick with Office 97, thank you very muc by trash+eighty · · Score: 3, Funny
    Besides, who the heck uses Word to edit/create webpages anyway.


    People with really bad web sites?

  26. Integration for the WIN! by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Why aren't I getting any phone calls for the past 4 hours"
    "Because you show as busy in your calendar. You should get the voicemails as emails."
    "What?! And where are the voicemails of which you speak?"
    "You should be getting them."
    "Do you see any in my email?"
    "No....I see, you've forwarded your phone to your cellphone, so the voicemails will be forwarded to your PDA."
    "But I don't have them in there? It says that the emails were truncated because the PDA omits attachemnts over 128kb."
    "Oh then it would have dropped them off."
    "So where are they?"
    "Deleted. The PDA dropped them, and the voicemail server doesn't save them once sent."
    "So they're gone? 4 hours of voicemails - gone?"
    "Sorry, it looks like it"
    "But I'm not busy in the first place?"
    "Hmm...look, you got this email from your wife saying that it's Bill's birthday today."
    "So?"
    "She marked it as an all day event, when you accepted to add it to your calendar, it marked you as 'out all day'. Also, you're not going to get paid for today, we have our payroll integrated too."
    "So let me see if I understand this, according to my accepting a birthday reminder, I've lost 4 hours of vital voicemails, automatically rejected any meeting requests since the system thought I was already in one, and in fact I'm not even going to get paid for today?"
    "Yeah, sorry about that."
    "So since I'm definitely 'not here', then I guess the police won't suspect me of killing you?"
    "?"

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  27. Re:Do I forsee... (tool alert) by infochuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, I'm no Access apologist, but I smell ignorance and FUD:

    "is horrible to use, the interface just blows"

    Wow. How insightful and informative. "Horrible to use" - could you elaborate? "Interface just blows" - is that a technical term?

    I find it quite easy to use, and the interface is very intuiutve. "Create New Database". Wow. That was tough. Enter column names in a table - ick!

    Just because YOU don't understand it/don't see/can't see the places where it is simply 'the right tool for the job' doesn't make it so. It just makes YOU a tool.

  28. I'm only interested in... by Mad+Ogre · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm only interested in... the Eye Patch version. Aargh.

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  29. Perfect by 955301 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because that's what I need my malicious script friendly word processing software to be - network aware and readily capable of "sharing" with the rest of the corporate environment.

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  30. Who here still uses old Office versions? by antdude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone here still prefer and use older versions like Office 2000? At home, I use 2000 version and it still does fine for my needs. I don't do fancy editings in Excel, Word, and PowerPoint. Sometimes I use OpenOffice especially in Linux and Mac OS X v10.2.8 (NeoOffice), but that's rare. At work, I have to use Office 2003 since it is required by IT. I don't like these newer versions (2002/XP, 2003, etc.).

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  31. Re:Do I forsee... (tool alert) by infochuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here - though every bone in my body assumes YOU did something screwy, because I have NEVER had this problem - and not imply you're doing something screwy.

    Instead I will point this out: the program screwed you over, yes; but not 'the interface'. The interface did what it was supposed to: helped you create a query to get at your data. If the other tiers screwed up, fine. After all Access is mostly crap. Yeah, I said it. It is; but it HAS ITS PLACE, and it's not crap beacuse of the interface; the interface is rather refined, and that was my original/main point.