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iTunes Music Store hits Billionth Download

SirWraith writes "In case anyone hasn't realized Apple has had a counter going up to a billion for a few weeks now. Apparently last night, they hit the mark. From ABC News: 'Apple says Alex Ostrovsky from West Bloomfield, Mich., was the lucky audiophile who downloaded "Speed of Sound" by Brit pop band Coldplay, giving the Cupertino, Calif., company bragging rights to the 10-figure milestone. Thanks to a generous prize package from Apple, Ostrovsky will now use a $10,000 iTunes music card to keep those downloads flowing on his new 20-inch iMac computer, and listen to his favorite tunes on one of the 10 60GB iPods.'"

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  1. what a scam by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 5, Funny

    $10,000 / $0.99 = 10,101.01, so he's going to have to pay $0.98 of his OWN MONEY if he wants to actually claim that .01 of a song.

    DON'T BELIEVE APPLE, if they offer you $10,000 open your eyes and see it's a SCAM to get YOUR MONEY!

  2. Re:That... by Funkcikle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hardly lucky. He paid for a Coldplay song and is probably comatose now. No number of iPods will wake him up.

  3. 40 Year Old Virgin by sgant · · Score: 3, Funny

    This leaps to mind when I found out that the Billionth song was a Coldplay song:

    David: You know how I know that you're gay?
    Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
    David: You know how I know you're gay?
    Cal: How?
    David: You like Coldplay.

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  4. Anyone shooting for it by BigDogCH · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you think people were actually trying to be the 1 billionth? I mean, once it was a few thousand short were people buying a lot of songs to try and be the billionth? It seemed to pay off for one person if they were. Our local TV news agency said that the winner got "a 20 inch computer".

    1. Re:Anyone shooting for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And fund at least two, maybe even three mafia murders!

  5. The RIAA was right by TallMatthew · · Score: 4, Funny

    Downloadable music isn't a viable music model.

  6. Re:first post by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1, Funny

    ROFFLE? What are you, the Hamburglar?

  7. Re:Yawn...who cares? by magores · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news...

    Free music downloads reached 80 bajillion last week. Music companies are rich, complaining, putting out crappy stuff like Coldplay.

  8. Re:Thanks a Billion ... dammit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least your girlfriend has musical taste, too bad her ability to choose a mate is so tragically impaired.

  9. someone mod this man to funny by LordJezo · · Score: 1, Funny

    I got a kick out of it at least.

    Too bad I have no mod points.

  10. Razorback by Tamerlan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Poor guys owning razorback servers probably hit the mark long ago. And instead of fame they got closed.

    Oh wait.

  11. Call me cynical but... by trash+eighty · · Score: 3, Funny

    the billionth song was Coldplay i.e. someone cool (i suppose still) and "hip", what a shame it wasn't Uncle Pete's Rog Tog Bimbo Rambo Band or some horrific 70s country music. I mean, that would not have looked as cool in the press release would it? ;)

  12. Re:Audiophile? by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 2, Funny

    Audiophiles buy expensive HiFi equipment and don't listen to 128kbit AAC from the Apple store.

    Audiophiles buy expensive equipment like record players but listen exclusively ... to the scratches.

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  13. Re:Lotta loot by mmkkbb · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's the top of the line iMac, and the highest-end Mac with an Intel CPU.

    The 10 iPods is weird though. I'd rather have one of the iPod commercial girls.

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  14. Re:Audiophile? by heinousjay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, not for 99 cents anyway. Raise that price to 10 bucks and they'll line up.

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  15. Re:Audiophile? by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    But with AIFF you will never have the clarity that you have with an original 78!

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  16. Re:Audiophile? by Expert+Determination · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but scratches are analog and hence have a warmer feeling that's less obtrusive. You don't get the sharp angular sound that you get from digital distortion and so it's truer to the original recording. They don't upset the relative phase and so keep the sonic field in a good state, and if your audio cable has a prime number of cores in it the eddy currents caused by the scratch signals cause destructive interference that actually cleans the audio, especially when the aspect ratio of your room is the golden ratio. And anyway, if you keep your vinyl under a pyramid ths scratches heal themselves over time.

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