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Senate Passes Patriot Act Renewal

IAmTheDave writes "The Senate has passed a renewal of the Patriot act, 89-10, after two extensions caused by months of negotiations. The only thing standing in the way of a full renewal is a House vote, expected to pass next week. The renewal comes with some privacy protections attached, however, some worry they are only cosmetic. Some lawmakers who voted for the package acknowledged deep reservations about the power it would grant to any president. "Our support for the Patriot Act does not mean a blank check for the president," said Democratic leader Harry Reid of Nevada, who voted to pass the bill package. Certain lawmakers supported passing the bill even though they were still wary about it - Arlen Specter urged his colleagues to pass it even as he promised to introduce a new measure and hold hearings on how to fix it. Terrorism aside, the bill also includes new legislation that has almost nothing to do with terrorism, like one measure, which would make it harder for illicit labs to obtain ingredients for methamphetamine by requiring pharmacies to sell nonprescription cold medicines only from behind the counter. I know that people like Arlen Specter promise further hearings - but why pass what you know is flawed?"

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  1. Easy by dereference · · Score: 4, Funny
    I know that people like Arlen Specter promise further hearings - but why pass what you know is flawed?

    Think of it as the beta release.

    1. Re:Easy by RickPartin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait a second. I have a sneaking suspicion that Google is some how involved in all this. How long has this Patriot Act been out in what is essentially beta?

    2. Re:Easy by nittacci · · Score: 1, Funny

      Those aren't bugs, they're "Republicans"

  2. They are coming after YOU! by LibertineR · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ha! Gotcha. I meant you, over there burning that DVD torrent you've been downloading for 6 hours. And YOU, you SOB. Stop moving those CD's to your Ipod, thief. Oh, and not to mention YOU, who told you that it was fine to tamper with that TiVo? You say you learned to do it at the Library? NO, NOT THE LIBRARY!!!

  3. meth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All of the crap when purchasing certain cold meds makes me want to start a methlab just out of spite.

    1. Re:meth by spamster · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're a friggin idiot. Try living across the street from a meth lab for a while. Enjoy the sight of tweekers coming in and out of your neighborhood, eyeballing your house and vehicles. Yeah, you should start a lab, go right ahead. The fume exposure should do you some good (or kill you).

    2. Re:meth by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 3, Funny
      "For the MODS out there who might be tempted to disagree. Why on earth would you stop people from reading the truth?"

      If you mod this post down, you hate children. You don't...hate children ...do you?

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    3. Re:meth by TheDurkinBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Today we salute MR COLD MEDICINE LOCKER UPPER. You locked up cold medicine to make it harder for metheads to get NyQuil. LOCKED UP THAT COUGH MEDICINE AWAY BEHIND THE COUNTER-MAN. The result was a lot of metheads moved on to crack and heroin. So here's to you Mr. Adopt A Naive Plan to Appease a Bunch of Morons. Good job. MR COLD MEDICINE LOCKER UPPER. Drugs...America's Mental Kryptonite

  4. In America... by digital-madman · · Score: 1, Funny

    The USA: Just another corrupt government controlled police state.

    To bad that sentence is not moddable as "FUNNY".

    -Digital-Madman

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    1. Re:In America... by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Funny

      President Bush's Signing Statement: All Your Base Are Belong To Us

      (His advisors advised him to leave out "You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive, make your time")

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  5. In America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the Senate rules you!

  6. Yes by XanC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

  7. In Soviet America by bigtrike · · Score: 2, Funny

    TV Watches You!

  8. Re:Why pass what you know is flawed? I'll tell you by Keebler71 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Also, the attacks in Madrid and London happened while the Patriot Act was in full force (and the illegal wiretapping was already going on). How come they were not prevented?

    Oh! Oh! I know! I know!... because Spain and England aren't subject to US Legislation?!?!

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    "It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." - Thomas Sowell
  9. Re:How is this news for nerds? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    How is this news for nerds?

    Some nerds have been on WOW all night and haven't heard this. Thankfully, they're smart and will catch on quick - we'll probably only have to dupe this story once.

  10. I, for one, by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    welcome our old Overlords

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  11. Re:I suppose you've read the bill then? by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet 98% of people posting here can't name two provisions in the Patriot Act.

    Well, I think that the part about banning butter knifes to prevent impressionable youngsters from flipping out and committing seppuku is a bit pointless; they'll just use frisbees instead. Also, the part where dropping a spoon in the restaurant is considered as legally same as killing the whole town might be just a little over-pumped.

    I guess Bush now has the real ultimate power in the US.

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    Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

  12. Re:I suppose you've read the bill then? by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Funny
    Every bill must be read, out loud, and every congressional voter must sign her name that she has read or heard every word of it.



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