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New "Hairy Lobster" Crustacean Discovered and Classified

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the cuddly-fuzzy-dinner dept.

AviLazar writes "American-led divers discovered a new type of Crustacean, that resembles a lobster but has it's claws covered in 'sinuous, hair-like strands'. This species is so different, from other Crustacean's that it was classified with a new Family name: Kiwaida. Unfortunately for the Kiwaida, the AP is already using this blind creature and a salad plate in the same sentence."

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  1. ALL HAIL! by Klowner · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    All Hail Whitey the Gorilla Lobstarrrr!

  2. Bush classified it? by joecm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Maybe I am just getting used to this "new world" we live in, but I read that as if the US government classified this as some sort of state secret. Who knows, this new hairy lobster might be key to winning the war on terrorism, or know the location of a secret underwater Iraqi WMD project.

  3. I fucking love the Vixen-Controlled Library by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No matter what zany thing someone suggests furries might do, you can find a depiction easily with a google search and site:vclart.net

    --
    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
  4. Re:Dear god.. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    MOD PARENT UP.

    People, please... We are supposed to represent a sector of society that esteems knowledge. How can we be taken seriously if we don't each at least master one language?

    When programming, a single error can cripple the entire program. Why is it that many of us can manage to use C++ to a perfect degree, but can't use English at the 5th grade level?