Google Faces Wall Street Revolt
Fred Flange wrote to mention a Times of London article, which explains a minor rebellion against GOOG on Wall Street. The company, which has always refused to offer guidance for its stock, is now being peppered with requests to do just that. From the article: "Sergey Brin and Larry Page, Google's founders and biggest shareholders, made plain in their listing prospectus that the company would reject many of the orthodox methods of doing business with Wall Street and instead adopt a mantra to encourage its employees to do good and not 'evil'. Other Wall Street analysts last night were also preparing reports that agreed with RBC, The Times has learnt. 'The time has come for Google to step into line,' one analyst said. 'It is in the interest of all shareholders, including the company's employees and officers, that the share price achieves some stability.'"
From TFA: Whether or not Google is actually adhering to that mantra is debatable, but beside the point. When Google went public, they became obligated to the stockholders, regardless of any preexisting 'mantras'.
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If GOOG was up front with their way of doing business and it's acceptable by SEC and other relevant regulators and the analysts don't like it, then I say the analysts can kiss GOOG's multicolored ass.
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Maybe the analysts should do their own research on the company?
It may come as a shock but Sergey Brin and Larry Page don't own the universe and while they may be masters of search they aren't masters of Wall Street. You do what the Street expects or your stock price pays the price. Ultimately, they'll give in. Almost every "outsider" makes the transistion to an insider when the door opens, no matter their initial intensions.
Stay strong, Google! You may do things we don't like ocasionally, but you're still a wonderfull breath of fresh air in this rather stagnant world...
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Google stock is so unbelievably overvalued. This is what happens when there are more investors than investments, and when people buy stocks in the trendy companies. Ah well, "the rich get poorer" is always good.
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What do they get paid for? Regurgitating whatever the company says?
A listed company doesn't have to provide guidance. However, they do have to make all information equally available to all investors.
What Wall Street dislikes is that Google is pointing out how moronic they really are.
Simply put: when you become a publicly held company you have a responsibility to your shareholders. Until upper management learns this, their stock price is going to continue to decline sharply.
How exactly is it an "evil" thing to be open and honest with your shareholders rather than asking them to trust in your "master plan?" That's like listening to the guy in the back alley who says "trust me, just close your eyes." Shareholders are going to become frustrated and begin to unload their shares as they realize that they own hugely inflated stock with no real idea of how the company intends to achieve that valuation on the books and not just in the eyes of stock market prospectors.
Sometimes it is better not to let these folks get a foot in the door, because otherwise you get a bunch of people second guessing what your intentions are, and advocating positions that are great for them, but not for the long term prospects of the company.
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
They'll toe the line for China, but not for Wall Street?
Read any good sonnets lately?
Google investors overbought a black box and they were willing to such a thing because of greed. Now that they're invested, they've decided they want to see inside that black box, despite their having known it was a black box when they bought it. Why? Greed.
Let them stare their greed in the face for a while.
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An analyst for RBC Capital Markets yesterday was the first to call for Google to step into line with the majority of US listed companies
And who is this person to tell Google what to do? Just because they can not maximize their profit margins more easily, Google must change their ways?
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
Serious investors should think long term, not what this quarters profit will be. One huge problem with U.S. companies is that their upper management folks are compensated with stock options (or grants) and are often based on current performance. Why make a long term investment when you can cut current costs to make a profit now? Wall Street thinks you're making money and the stock goes up up up and you can cash in.
Google's doing the right thing telling "The Street" to fuck off.
Wall Street is still pissed off that they missed out on the initial public offering by Google going with a "Dutch Auction" where individual investors set the initial price, not a fixed price where insiders who get alloted shares can rake in freebie big payday.
Ya, I'm talking about you Goldman Sachs.
Bottom line is Google shouldn't cater to these "analysts". They all have axes to grind and pandering to them is a waste of time and money. Google should pursue success in many paths and if one of them takes years or decades to pan out, so be it.
Not that Google wasn't pulling a fast one the little guys who did invest in their company. The stock Google sold was "diluted voting rights stock". That's right, the original owners get special super duper voting power over you clowns with 100 shares.
Not.
They are obligated to do precisely and only what their prospectus, corporate charter, and public writings and speech say they will do. They are not obligated to give analysts "guidance" or play any of the other foolish games Wall Street wants them to play.
This talk of stability in stock price is just whining. It's also a key test for Google, who will now show that they are either sellouts or true idealists. While I don't hold the same ideals as they do, and don't think selling out for the kind of money they got is such a bad thing, I find the whole thing interesting as a study in human nature.
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Firstly, these are predominantly 'sell side' analysts. That means they do analysis to pass to their salesmen or customers to increase their trading revenue/customer retention(attraction).
;) instead of posting to Slashdot for fun).Ironically, while sales side companies want to make predictable prices and promote information disclosure, they benefit most from markets with higher volatilities (or volumes, but they're extremely linked in practice).
It is nice to have your cake and eat it. It is nice to provide reliable analysis based on facts. Plug the snippets of information you receive into a spreadsheet and press the VBA button (because all such macros are in Excel, for better or for worse). You get a reliable forecast and lots of happy customers that compare your estimates to others' and think you're good. Except eveyyone else is doing the same thing, or rather, playing the same game.
In Google's case, they play a different game. The analysts' spreadsheets don't work so well, in part because Google's business is slightly different, in part because Google take the approach to only report really important things, their methodology of re-evaluating guesses as Google's official announcement approaches doesn't happen. They twiddle their thumbs and complain about being made to play a different game.
Now, I am somewhat sympathetic to them, and somewhat not. Variance of price is important in finance. Would you rather have a mean return of $5 per year with a variance throught the year of $2 or with a variance of $1? We're talking ex-post variance here, as a predictor of your portfolio's ability at maintining value at that instant you're ready to draw it down (or add more money to), not ex-ante picking over or underbought markets (and if you can, please let me know how so I can buy a tropical island with lots of native women
As variance is important, getting a steady newsflow is also important. But I'm also in favour of taking a long term view in finance: assessing the long term prospects of a company. As such, as an investor in Google I'd not be happy if they were spending their finance department resources nit-picking every last daily cent so they can tell the market something every day - focus on the big agenda and the long term outlook and make that the priority for the company.
So it is with balance. I have no sympathy for trading sales funded wings of Investment Banks/Brokerages coming up with useless ideas daily to get more trading revenue (funded by people increasing trading), essentially creating news. But I also think steady prices are important, and if a signifant unpublicesed fact comes to light at Google, they should disclose it to their owners (as is required by the SEC). How significant is significant? Well, large enough for their long term shareholders (pension funds, insurance funds) to get upset, and well above the level of news-for-the-sake-of-it salesmen.
But "Wall Street" doesn't know much about anything, whether they have information or not. They forcast that a company should make a profit of 27 cents a share, the company only makes 26 cents, and the stock price plummets! Two companies are going to merge, making them stronger and better able to compete in the marketplace, and their stock prices drop on news of the merger!
Before you ascribe prognosticative powers to The Street, remember this is the same body that single-handedly created and destroyed the tech bubble because of their rabid need to invest in tech companies with no products, no marketing, and no major capital outlay. Wall Street doesn't have a clue what is really going on and the only people who seem to get rich in the stock market are a) people who are already rich and b) traders, brokers, and analysts and the comapnies they work for.
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The shareholders and stock analysts and 10x more fickle with google than any other stock. They have turned google's stock into a big circius. And none of it is google's fault!!!!!!! They've brought it upon themselves. Why? Because they don't understand google as a company. At every announcement google stock either goes up 10% or down 10%. Google's stock has become disconnected from their actual health as a company. When people get burned bad enough google's stock will go through an adjustment period (which we are somewhat seeing now). Eventually, when people get some damn common sense regarding google stock, it will see normal market prices. I laugh when I see "google honeymoon is over". You jackasses created this false honeymoon! The only ones you have to blame are yourselves.
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I feel that this is incorrect -- Google and its board of directors have a responsibility to ensure that the company remains stable and grows at a reasonable rate. By and large, Google is not responsible for ensuring that its share price become "stable" -- that is for the investors on Wall street to decide.
It is not uncommon, incidentally, for companies not to offer quarterly guidance. This is particularly the case with companies and in industries that are cyclical (e.g., perhaps they sell more apples in May to August, but practically none in January to April). Berkshire Hathaway offers only a single, yearly report (no quarterly updates), for, as explained by Warren Buffett (its CEO), quarterly guidance merely serves to satiate the manic-depressive Wall Street than to give meaningful insight into company operations.
I think that the fact that Google has chosen not to offer guidance is a good thing, since it is still growing its core business and may go several months with negative earnings (e.g., it might be expending lots on R&D, buying businesses, or building infrastructure) despite positive growth on a yearly basis.
'The time has come for Google to step into line,' one analyst said.
Oh yeah. Talk like that would surely get me to listen to what they're telling me to do. Boohooohooo. The analysts can't manipulate the stock as easily as they want...
This guy's the limit!
I heard a segment on NPR this morning about this. Larry Page was saying that Google wants to stay focused on the long term and that releasing these quarterly estimates would be the equivalent of somebody who is trying to lose weight stepping on the scale every half an hour. I think this makes sense. When companies release quarterly data it can encourage business practices that boost short term profits.
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Warren Buffet recomends this to all the companies he is on the board of. It's hard to go wrong following Warren's advice.
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Google has no responsibility that I can see towards providing analysts with all the information they'd like to have.
More to the point, earnings guidance is not even actual information. It is simply a guess. Google certainly has no responsibility to provide that to analysts or anyone else.
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That's not breaking 'do no evil' that's "they didn't do some good that they could have done".
By the same token, I only give to two charities: I could give to lots more, but failing to do so does not make me evil.
Justin.
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The analysts should earn their own salaries by analyzing Google, instead of republishing corporate PR like they do for every other public company whose stock they resell to their clients. Getting "guidance" to determine the stock price from the company profiting from the stock is almost as corrupt as publishing the "research" based on it to sell the stock at a higher price than that at which the analyst's firm bought it.
Since the brokers are demanding Google start to play their evil game, it's no surprise that the brokers also want Google to stop saying such bad things about "doing evil". Even though that "mantra" has no relevance to the stock, its info, its guidance or corporate performance whatsoever. They just want Google to stop being so different from the evil they do every day.
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Many people only donate money to registered charities. Why? Because there are legal restrictions on how the charity operates. I could donate money to some idiot at my door claiming to run a charity, but without a registration number, he can go sit on the curb for all I care.
This isn't Google being evil, its you not willing to file paperwork.
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Boo-f*cking-hoo.
/you/ are doing some non-profit work. And how much support would be enough?
/anyone/. Just the fact that they /are/ helping people or organizations is laudable. And were I Google, I'd set a few requirements for people to receive my free and most welcome aid, otherwise I'd be helping everyone with everything, and I'd have to provide 24/7 call support as well as an added bonus.
Even though I assume that you do a great job on that website, what obliges anybody in the world to help you out based on the fact that you do non-profit work? You might just as well oblige me, or any other slashdot geek to support your cause one way or the other, just because
Google has no obligation whatsoever to help
"They give, but won't give to me" makes them evil? They are not required to give to anybody. The fact that they give at all is fairly noble, imo.
Wall St. doesn't like it, too bad. It's about time someone stood up for long term value in this country and pulled their head out of that quarterly numbers mind fuck that's all to common. I'm glad to see Google taking the lead.
Stay out of that line. Focus on value. The share price is grossly inflated right now anyway. It'll go up, it'll go down. You pays your money and takes your chances.
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We are not an incorpoated 501(c)3 NPO
There's your problem - right there. I also only donate to registered charities, and it's not for the tax deduction it's for the accountability.
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But I do wonder whether it is wise to base business transactions on "higher principles." I mean, when you hire a plumber, do you really want to discuss his personal views on the value of good pipes to society and so on?
Coca-Cola, Gillete, the Washington Post, McDonalds, and Berkshire Hathaway are just some of the companies that do not provide quarterly earnings guidance. In addition the CEO of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce recently called on businesses to end the practice in favor of better communication about long-term issues. The only reason Google seems to be singled out on this issue is because it's Slashdot.
Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
1) Confining their philanthropy program to accredited non-profits instead of just giving free advertising to anyone claiming to be a charity seems entirely reasonable to me.
2) A tax deductible donation is hardly cost free. Surely, as such an ardent philanthropist, you've noticed this on your own taxes.
3) As someone else has pointed out, even in the worst light, not giving you free advertising doesn't remotely constitute "evil". Helping the Chinese government suppress information about Tibet does.
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Nonsense. Don't just throw meaningless "don't rock the boat" and "can't fight city hall" and "it was a fun ride, but" statements at Google based on hype and buzz, just because you can't understand how they succeed without conforming. No one ever did anything great by sticking to the "rules" that are propped up by people riding on the coattails of the last person who did something great. Your can't-do attitude is a self-fulfilling prophecy of self-doubt that has killed more dreams in the history of humanity than any real obstacle.
The next-quarter-result mentality comes from the top. It would require Google's management to cave to this Wall Street whining, which, as powerful as the "Wall Street community" thinks it is, doesn't mean squat to them. Larry Page and Sergey Brin own controlling stock in Google, and they're interested in long-term benefits (assuming they don't sell out). The only power the analysts have over them is a measure of influence on the most fickle of Google's investors, and any negativity resulting from that will blow over and balance out in a relatively short period of time. Google's got a good long-term plan, and if they stay the path there's no reason they can't prove you utterly wrong.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Well, why are human beings ethical agents?
In a nutshell, I think it's because they have a concept of themselves as agents, as distinct individuals acting in space and time. We are the stories we tell about ourselves.
Now, if your brand of ethics is based on an idea of benevolence, you might think it is ethical to decide for those people, based on the most superficial observations, what is good for them to do or not to do. On the other hand, to my way of thinking, this is intruding on a story that does not belong to you, and harms (what I see as) the person. One might take such an action with an offspring, or an unusually close friend, but it extremely presumptuous otherwise.
As a rule of thumb it's more ethical to my way of thinking to let people make their own decisions, even if they are mistakes. The first dealer to my mind is being an interfering busybody. How does he know that you don't have a medical condition that doesn't allow you to exercise? Or that you don't need the car for a job? The second dealer is more ethical to my way of thinking, although he may violate certain social norms. He's probably thinking, "it's none of my business whether this guy buys a car or rides a bike." Which I would say counts as "having an ethical thought".
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Don't be stupid.
I think this obsession with quarters is hurting the businesses that the stock market is supposed to be helping. I've seen several instances where a stock posts very impressive per share profits, in down times even, fall a few cents short of average analyst estimates and boom, the share price drops.
....short term profits mentality. They buy into the casino game, and when the rules are different-just slightly-and they KNEW that in advance-they claim foul?
Nope, it's their loot, they could have decided to go elsewhere in advance. This is sour grapes on steroids from the "greed is good" crowd.. Google was very careful upfront to say what they would or wouldn't do, just because they aren't acting like other corporations with short term profits mentality isn't Google's fault, it's Wallstreet's fault for thinking they would, based entirely on something they dragged out of their lardish butts, because it wasn't based on any actual data. I think it's funny really, because you could see those neurons all scrambling to throw money at google, they got completely coldcocked.
Google said that they actually didn't know what they would be doing in the future, just exploring wild new technology and see what might work and what might not. It is loosely based on advertising sales, and that's it. Google is an *exploring new tech* company. Every single exploration left turn or right turn is not guaranteed to make some investor money. If the investors didn't understand that going in, perhaps they should have taken their money and started their own business and done something useful and productive instead, ie "get a job".
Frankly, the entire idea of investing has just turned into wild ass speculation based on the really quick buck and frantic share turn arounds. They should pass a law requiring a minimum hold period on shares between trades anyway,like one or two years, not a few hours or days or weeks, to discourage short term profits casino mentality. Put the "invest" part back into "investing".
I have zero sympathy for the stockholders and analysts in this case who were looking for the quick easy buck. None. There are plenty of other enron-esque companies out there for them to choose from if that is what they are looking for. It's like the bulk of the stockmarket,so there should be enough there for them to check out. The few companies who DARE to try something quite different in a business model and to perhaps follow at least semi ethical guidelines are *quite rare enough* without the jackals and hyena scavengers braying at them.
I don't know that google is taking the right approach, but I am 100% convinced that the traditional approach is wrong these days. The market is too focused on short term profits. It's like a male dog in the midst of hundreds of female dogs in heat. It forgets about everything but, "I want some! Right now!" and it'll starve to death in its lust-- and kill anything that tries to get in its way in the meantime.
If we had reasonable analysts in a reasonable system giving reasonable LONG TERM analysis, the old system would work. But the rules have changed, and the old system is driving itself to destruction under the new rules.
Until someone comes up with a reasonable approach, and the shareholders start acting responsibly for the long term, I think Google's protest is an effective way to go.
Meanwhile, I'm starting to look at the average street analyst the way I do at the average lawyer who goes sniffing around for PC lawsuit material.
I run a non-profit organization that is entirely web-based. [...] We are not an incorpoated 501(c)3 NPO.
You have GOT to be kidding me. You expect a company to donate cash or services to your organization, without proving to them that you follow the law regarding non profit organizations?
I could not donate to an organization that espouses even the purest of motives if that organization can't get its act together and file as a real non-profit, accountable to the law. I might as well be giving money to a con artist.
There are a vast pool of eligible non-profit organizations that ask for Google's money. By only donating to 501(c)3 organizations, Google is protecting itself and has a better chance that the money/services will not be ill-used. The tax-free status of donations is intended to encourage giving, so both Google and the organizations they donate to get something out of the transaction. Were you an eligible 501(c)3 organization, you would hardly call it slimy - you would hail it as a progressive tax code.
In giving money to non-profits, a company MUST look at the return on investment. If giving $1,000 worth of advertising to you helps 100 people, that's nice. If there's another organization that will help 500 people with that $1,000 investment, then that's better. You also need to look at whether the non-profit's goals are similar to your own. It could simply be that Google doesn't donate to any organizations regarding reproduction simply because they want to remain neutral. They don't have to publicize their policy, nor do they need to explain themselves. You are asking for money, and then suddenly you claim that you deserve it and they are such pigs for not donating to you? What rights, exactly, do you have to their money again?
As far as your implication that donations of advertising are "free" and move moeny from one pocket in google to the tax free pocket, consider what you are asking. You are asking Google to give away free advertising to any organization that claims to be non-profit. If google does that, they will have more "free" ads shown than paying ads. Suddenly it won't matter what tax break they get - they won't have money in the first pocket to move to the other pocket. They have to set a limit (for financial and legal reasons) on the amount of "free" advertising they can donate to true non-profit organizations. That limit, I imagine, is reached and therefore they don't have money left over to give to organizations that merely claim non-profit status without actually being non-profit. This is merely one of the consequences of what you are asking them to do - it's much more far-reaching and complex than this, of course.
If I were Google, I'd be wondering, "Is this an advertisement for Plan B? Should I be supporting an organization that claims to be non-profit, but will not take the legal steps necessary to demonstrate that commitment?" Actually, I'd probably not even get that far. "Oh, somone else wants money ear-marked for non-profits, but isn't a non-profit. Time for the round file."
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Without going too math heavy, there is a reason Wall Street hates volatility. While its true that 15 years ago, Wall Street made money from brokerage commissions, the main money maker is now asset management fees, etc... It used to be a fortune to do a trade on the street, now its $19.95 (or $7 with some deep discount brokerages).... that's not where the money is.
If they manage an account and collect 1% as a fee, then the larger that account gets, they better they do. Now they could outperform the market to make extra money, but with only 1%, that's too much work. Market growth is the easiest way to grow.
Also, there are two ways to grow a companies's stock (assuming you believe that earnings matter in the long run), increase the underlying company's earnings (but that's work), or increase the P/E ratio (or FCF, or whatever ratio you like).
The assumption is that the price of the stock today is the NPV of all future cash flows (or dividends, which is theoretically the same but a harder model in the real world)...
So to increase the value of the stock, you can increase future cash flows (work), or decrease the discount factor...
Well, since most models of stock valuation demonstrate that Beta is a decent indicator of the "risk premium" (basically, discount factor = risk free rate (treasury bills) + Beta * (market premium)), so if we want to decrease the discount factor, we can decrease the rate of the treasury bill (out of our control), decrease the market premium, (out of our control), or decrease the Beta.
If Wall Street convinces Google to disclose more which reduces volitility (an interesting assumption, but let's pretend), then Beta goes down, discount factor goes down, and Google's stock price goes up...
With Magic, we've created value, our asset holding fees go up, we get a huge bonus, and most importantly, nobody had to do any ACTUALY work (like increase earnings) to get it done!
Alex
Google doesn't want to give guidance because it forces them to become short term focused to satisfy expectations they set for Wall Street. This is the bane of existence for many publicly traded companies. They give guidance and if they don't hit their numbers, they are punished by the analysts. It makes the analyst's job easier in that they can then put more pressure on the company (Google) and site them for the failure.
The problem is that once a company becomes short-term focused they are beholding to hitting numbers and making bad business decisions simply to hit those numbers. This short-term focus trickles down from the CEO to all decision managers in the company who are given stock options. The company can no longer take long-term gambles because Wall Street will punish them for missing or not increasing their short-term outlooks. The decision makers will feel a real financial loss for not hitting those numbers and therefore reinforce short-term decision making.
Conversly, long-term focus is the advantage of a privately held corporation. A private corporate can make long-term decisions that cost millions of dollars in hopes that it will pay 3, 5, 20 or even 20 years down the line. A short-term company can not make such decisions and therefore must focus on short-term growth or growth through acquisition (i.e. buying the competition to increase short-term revenue). A private company can not raise cheap capital to make these long term investments like a public company. Google wants the best of both worlds, they want to use cheap capital (i.e. stock sales) and use the money to make long-term investments.
Ok, we have a major disconnect here.
Companies are under no obligation to provide "guidance" on future earnings or growth of the company. A company is obligied to publish its 10K and 10Q forms as well as other required SEC filings. These documents - for those willing to do the work - provide more than enough to analyze a company and its business.
In fact, the "guidance" you and the analysts are demanding has been the source of untold harm. Remember, it was Enron working to ensure that it hit its earning's guidance and estimates that led to the fruad to keep the numbers on track. It is trying to keep earnings estimates on track that leads many a company to dump staff to "cut costs", rather than accept "lumpy earnings".
It should be noted that there are other companies that refuse to provide guidance. Companies like Berkshire Hathaway (i.e. Warren Buffett's company). What the analysts don't like is that they aren't in control here. That in analyzing Google they might actually have to do some work.
Like many of those at the Motley Fool, I applaud those who refuse to give into the demands of the analysts and give earnings guidance. Of course, this could be a case of trying to "get even" with Google. Remember, they were the folks that selected the "Dutch Auction" for their IPO and had to deal with the investment bankers and analysts who were upset that at market rather than their experts got to set the price for Google shares.
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Jordan
GOOG's price today is just over double what it was a year ago. As a long investment (by long I mean more than 3 months), that's real fucking good, even for the dotcom boom days.
This is why I hate stock traders. What sucks is that we willingly allow these short-sighted, instant-gratification, panicky, selfish fucktards to determine our economy.
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Damn!
When is someone going to hand ZONK a clue stick? Doesnt it bother anyone at slashdot that he is single-handedly making the site look like a mouthpiece for paid shills?
No wonder his 'articles' get the lowest repsonses. Most people are probably blocking his 'submissions' by now.
Honestly, why the hell haven't you filled out the forms to become an official 501(c)3 NPO? Yes, it's time consuming and requires much more management, not to mention the probable initial outlay of funds to a lawyer in order to get your 501(c)3 application completed properly. The only reason that I can see for you not to go through the process is that you are either 1) lazy or 2) not very committed to your cause, since you seem unwilling to make the necessary changes to your business in order to achieve NPO status.
In another life, I was a founding member of a 501(c)3 corporation. Yes, it's a PITA to run things in the manner necessary to maintain your status, but it's necessary. The reality is, and keep in mind that this is born from experience gained while attempting to garner some minor intial donations to fund our application, the only way to actually be treated like an NPO is to be able to prove that you're an NPO. Otherwise, why should any corporation or private entity believe your word that you will not take their money and run when there are no legal restrictions to keep you from doing so. I happened to us on a few occasions, but we never got angry and claimed the company was evil on public message boards. Instead, we simply moved on until we achieved the necessary funds to receive our NPO status. After that, the companies that turned us down before had no problems donating to our cause.
A not for profit company without 501(c)3 status asking for donations is akin to a bum on the street asking for money for food. Sure, he might be telling the truth, but how do you really know that he's not going to waste the money on crack?
For the record I forwent modding your post down in order to post in this conversation in the hopes that you might realize the ridiculous nature of your comments.
Besides, I'm sure somebody else will mod it down anyway.
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