Massive Porn Buyer Info Leak
Anonymous Guy wrote to mention a Wired article that covers the release of information for millions of customers onto the Internet. From the article: "The stolen data, examined by Wired News, includes names, phone numbers, addresses, e-mail addresses and internet IP addresses. Other fields in the compromised databases appear to be logins and passwords, credit-card types and purchase amounts, but credit-card numbers are not included. The breach has broad privacy implications for the victims. Until it was brought low by legal and financial difficulties, iBill was a top credit-card processor for adult entertainment websites."
After all, free, as in beer, porn, means never have to worry having identity stolen or saying sorry to wife.
Plus, given the bottoming out production costs, we can easily produce porn of the same quality as closed source porn.
A sudden surge in the filing of divorces is plaguing thousands of local communities...
If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
They didn't do credit card processing for midget-granny-and-horse-porn.com did they?
I mean, not that it would matter to me if they did...I'm just curious.
It was the other Chester J. Winthrop-Montague III!
Now if they leak the hardon pill database I'm screwed...
Man, you really need that seminar!
Internet IP addresses?
Well, as long as they didn't get their PIN numbers.
You can BUY porn? News to me.
CUSTOMER
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Bill O'Reilly
bill@billoreilly.com
WEBSITES
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falafelpron.com
hotfalafels.com
teenfalafel.com
Wait...did I just type that out loud?
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
In January of last year, iBill was purchased by Interactive Brand Development for $23.5 million. On Monday, IBD's stock closed at 8 cents a share in over-the-counter trading.
8 cents a share? Nowhere to go but up! Time to call my broker*.
At the very least, their certificate will look good on the wall, next to the one from Enron. Maybe really good -- or really bad -- depending on which of their subsidiaries did the artwork. According to the Yahoo Finance link, "IBD also owns a library of original cartoon cel art (including He-Man, She-Ra, and Flash Gordon) [and] a 35% stake in Penthouse publisher Penthouse Media Group."
*Disclaimer: I don't have a broker.
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
I suggest that the open-porn should be stored on "Freshmeat".
Saturday is April 1. Slashdot will be shut down. Sorry for the inconvenience.
.....as if millions of computer geeks had cried out, and then became silent.
This is my opinion. To make sure you don't steal it, it's covered by the DMCA.
grep -i 'senator' iBill.dat; grep -i 'representative' iBill.dat ; grep -i 'congress' iBill.dat
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make install -not war
I could swear that's the name of some Thai porn star.
So even those who give a f*ck, who bend over backwards for their customers, who do all that is humanly possible, don't get security right. ;-)
They can lick my balls for all I care.
They might take you upon that offer for their new Computer Geeks Gone Wild series.
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"More cost-efficient facilities"? Did they just skip all the steps and set up their headquarters in a federal prison?
Stasis is death. Embrace change.
That sound you hear is thousands of RSS feed subscribers all scratching their heads.
Is that what furious masturbation sounds like?
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
If ever a story qualified as, "News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters." -- this is it.
Same kind of moron who pays cash for some semi-naked woman to dance in front of him!
I mean, you gotta make a chick work for sex!
So what I want to know is... how many Sunday Sermon TV jockeys are on the list? Now _there's_ one for Conan O'Brien.
>> "But then again, who am I kidding, everyone that meets me just assumes I am into porn. I guess it is my vibe."
;-)
It's because you say things like "I use them all the time for 3 day 1.99 trials".
Turn away from? Dude, I spent a lot of time watching Tracy Lords.
Oh - wait, you said Lord, singular. Sorry, my bad.
"The stolen data, examined by Wired News, includes names, phone numbers, addresses, e-mail addresses and internet IP addresses."
So it included the internet internet protocol addresses? I keep my internet IP address next to my PIN number at the ATM machine.
And suddenly the number of people claiming to read LiveJournal climbs through the roof.
... hurry up, folks, you just have time to subscribe right now."
"Each copy must be getting read by several thousand people, if that is the case", said the circulation manager of LiveJournal. "Perhaps we should put our membership list on the web next week
And in the Congress lobby this week, the biggest topic in conversation was "Did you see that article in LiveJournal..? I read it all the time."
I am anarch of all I survey.
I don't believe this, and I won't be satisfied until I carefully examine the list of logins and passwords to the alleged pr0n sites.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
> Good thing I have a girlfriend.
ALARM!! Intruder at Slashdot!!!