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Continuous Partial Attention
ubercombatwombat writes "While answering my softphone and checking my mail simultaneously I ran across the following article by Steven Levy. In it he writes about a speaker named Linda Stone and something she called "Continuous Partial Attention." I finally had a phrase for the reason I turn off wi-fi, asked people to turn off their cell phones and put away their crackberrys when I am speaking to a group. I suffer from this too. Starting today I am going to do something about it, brb."
The author's e-mail address is rkeller@legoebay.com (Legoe Bay Wireless, LLC) which is actually a domain for a wireless internet provider for San Juan Islands near Bellingham, Washington.
In other news, R. Keller of Legoe Bay communications was fired today after he ran through his office complex preaching the horrors of wireless devices.
His manager later commented that his "Continuous Partial Attention" campaign wasn't very good for business.
My work here is dung.
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I was thinking about this and
Now just imagine what would happen if you never opened slashdot!
120 characters for a sig? That's bloody useless.
The author's e-mail address is rkeller@legoebay.com
A whole Ebay just for Lego!
Swedish plasma phys. PhD student; MSc EE; knows maths, programming, electronics; finance interest; seeks opportunities
The printable version (pops up "Print" dialog box, which you can safely cancel out of) has no such distractions.
Meanwhile, I've noticed that many of the people (not you necessarily) who complain loudly about cluttered web pages run Firefox with dozens of extensions and have at least 5 tabs open at any given point not to mention all the ultra-important widgets that tell them exactly what the state of the universe is and do I have mail already. I prefer to keep things simple.
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So... she basically gave a name, applying mostly to geeks, for the small amount of ADD that all of us h- ooh, shiny object!
Wait a minute. Sending an email from my phone to my PDA is how I get out of meetings. Don't think it's all bad.
Oops I just got an email. gotta run.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
I can carry on multiple conversations at the same time without negelecting any conversation.
Then answer my emails. Do you want this Viagra and penis enlargement stuff or not?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
Stardate 46539.5, USS Enterprise NCC 1701 - D...
:-)
Picard: I am going to sleep now...Data, you have the bridge (I hope nothing wakes me up this time).
Data: ok Sir.
After 20 minutes:
Data: Data to Picard.
Picard: (sleepy) ommm, what is it?
Data: we are 3 days away from our rendesvous point, sir.
Picard: good...night.
Data: yes sir.
After 5 minutes:
LaForge : Engineering to Picard.
Picard: (grrr, this can't go on for ever!) what is it this time Geordi?
LaForge: I couldn't sleep sir, so I thought to check up on the engines.
Picard: so? you wake me up for that?
LaForge: the engines are not performing as they should, sir.
Picard: ok, run a full diagnostic and notify me.
LaForge: yes sir.
Picard: in the morning, that is.
LaForge: yes sir.
After 10 minutes:
LtWorf: Security to Picard.
Picard: (outraged) what????
LtWorf: sorry sir, I did not mean to bother you.
Picard: ok, tell me.
LtWorf: I think that the teenage people on board are a little behind their physical training schedules. We need to:
Picard: damn you Worf, don't you have anything else to occupy yourself with? it is 3 am in the morning!
LtWorf: duty first, sir.
Picard: GOODNIGHT!
After 5 minutes:
Data: Data to Picard.
Picard: WHAT NOW???
Data: I have never seen such a beautiful star cluster, sir. I am actually thinking of a poem for it, right now. Do you believe that...
Picard: THIS IS THE CAPTAIN SPEAKING...ATTENTION ALL CREW MEMBERS. PLEASE SHUT DOWN ALL YOUR COMMUNICATORS AND GO SLEEP! GOD DAMN IT!!!!
moral of the story: technology and instant communication with anyone, anytime in any place is not always desirable...
Somehow I think an epsilon-delta proof in the middle of the article would trigger a discontinuity in the attention span of the reader.
I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I found out my Dad wasn't real; it was just Santa Claus in a funny suit.
Well, had I not opened slashdot, I wouldn't have seen this story informing me of how I can be more productive. So in essence, slashdot had made me more productive!
This guy's the limit!
...missed what the article was covering as I was reading /., doing a build, doing two code releases, responding to emails, answering the phone and listening to music...
What was the general gist again
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Jaj
During my last outing a woman answered her cell to tell the caller she was in the middle of a movie and couldn't talk. She had to repeat it several times because the caller couldn't hear her whisper.
Just confirms my theory that technology accentuates stupid.
Pessimists.net - as if life wasn't depressing enough.
Funny how that works, isn't it? ;)
If I ever really want to get any work done, I've got to hide myself away in a corner of the library, while leaving my laptop at home. Too much effort!
We have you partially surrounded!
Proud member of the American Non Sequitur Society. We might not make much sense, but boy do we love pizza!
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I really can't think of a better punchline than that.
Yeah, try that excuse with your boss when he/she walks in and catchs you on /. Let me know if they buy the increased productivity BS...
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Mine was so pissed the last time, he threatened to pull my network connection and strangle me with it if he ever caught me on
Smell that? You smell that? Burning karma, son. Nothing in the world smells like that...
Harem ? No, that's the collective noun isn't it. I give up.
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