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The Man Behind Online Porn's 'Steve Lightspeed'

Carl Bialik from WSJ writes "'In the online pornography business, just about everybody has heard of Steve Lightspeed,' who runs a network of sites, reports the Wall Street Journal Online. 'But few in the porn world know much about Steve Jones, the 39-year-old married father of two behind the Lightspeed persona -- and that's the way he wants to keep it.' In WSJ.com's profile of Jones, tension between his job and the rest of his life is evident: 'He said he and his wife mostly socialize with others inside the porn business, in part because it avoids the awkwardness of explaining his line of work. "Most of our friends tend to be in the industry," he said. Relationships with family members can also be tricky. Mr. Jones's mother works for Lightspeed Media, handling customer service duties, but he said some relatives don't know about his work and likely wouldn't approve.'"

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  1. Slashdot by Metabolife · · Score: 3, Funny

    'But few in the porn world know much about Steve Jones, the 39-year-old married father of two behind the Lightspeed persona -- and that's the way he wants to keep it.' I hear slashdot is a great place for a porn king to be noticed.

    1. Re:Slashdot by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wouldn't know, I only read the Wall Steet Journal for the articles...

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    2. Re:Slashdot by re-Verse · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno.. last name Jones. Isn't that about as close to John Doe as you can get? In fact, Jones often means "the person next door", keeping up with the Jonses, etc. I'm guessing its not his real last name.

      I guess in this case, "keeping up with the jonses" would have a whole new meaning eh?

    3. Re:Slashdot by AoT · · Score: 2, Funny

      maybe he should work in that field.

      Or shouldn't work in that field even.

  2. Wall Street Journal by geeber · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cool. The Wall Street Journal is submitting their own articles to Slashdot now. Nothing like a little free advertising.

    1. Re:Wall Street Journal by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 2, Funny

      The little guy needs to get noticed somehow. Once the Washington Post starts getting their stories on here, that's when to get worried though.

  3. P0rn News by run4ever79 · · Score: 4, Funny

    now there's some news for nerds.

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  4. Obligatory Futurama-quote by October_30th · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Lightspeed fits today's active life style, whether you're on the job or having fun. Lightspeed Briefs - style and comfort for the discriminating crotch."

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  5. I can just imagine... by pedalman · · Score: 2, Funny
    What it is like for the kids when asked to tell the class what Daddy does for a living:

    "Uhh, he brings much joy to Slashdotters around the world."

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  6. Slashdot can keep a secret! by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "But few in the porn world know much about Steve Jones, the 39-year-old married father of two behind the Lightspeed persona -- and that's the way he wants to keep it."

    Have no worries, your secrets are safe with us.

  7. Well, I have to say ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... but he said some relatives don't know about his work ...

    They do now.

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  8. Lightspeed by CheeseTroll · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...the name "lightspeed" came from an alias Mr. Jones adopted in computer chat rooms in the early 1990s.

    Excellent! I'm all set to follow in his footsteps!

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    1. Re:Lightspeed by thesnarky1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, "lightspeed" is the name his wife gave him... and also the reason she forced him into the porn business in order to meet real men.

  9. hahaha by YourM0m · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Mr. Jones's mother works for Lightspeed Media, handling customer service duties..." I'm sorry but that just makes me LOL!

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  10. Naive parents. by Funkcikle · · Score: 5, Funny
    "My kids have no clue what we do."

    Yeah right. And Steve Ballmer's children have never touched an iPod or used Google.

    They'll have an idea something is not quite right. Moving house because the neighbours won't let you play with their kids? Not at all suspicious.

    Keep up the good work though, Superdad! Shame you can't get that bumper sticker "Your AP kid gets DP'd by my kids".

  11. Re:This is news? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yah, I don't want my family to know I work with computers either. In order to avoid the embarrasment, I tell them I'm a piano player at a brothel.

  12. I can just imagine the kids' conversations... by cliveholloway · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when they become teenagers.

    Joe Ordinary: "I found my dad's secret porn stash - four copies of Hustler!".

    Lightspeed Jr: "*cough*, well..."

    I have a feeling they'll be very popular at High School :)

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    1. Re:I can just imagine the kids' conversations... by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 2, Funny

      (Laugh out loud)

      And in this case, they would really be popular in their high school.

      Daughter: "Check out the rack on this one!"
      Horny Boy: Eyes bulging "Uhh... what?!"

  13. Re:pr0n... the $14 billion business by StarvingSE · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can see it now... pr0n.google.com

    beta of course

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  14. Re:If this is the guy from Lightspeed University.. by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    which it'd be hard to assume it isn't, then sir, I owe you a drink.

    You don't owe him anything. If anything, he owes you a few boxes of tissues.

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  15. internet policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if you work for Lightspeed Media Corp, do you get in trouble if porn is NOT found on your PC?

  16. Re:I just love the smell of hypocrisy in the morni by tgd · · Score: 2, Funny

    In my eye, its not even porn. But there is no clear definition of porn at this time.

    Yeah, if you don't start with a horse, a midget, a tub of lard and a big blue tarp it hardly qualifies.

  17. Then there's San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then there's San Francisco. I stop in at a bondage shop to see a friend who works there and find the manager, a striking blonde who's been in several pornos and is unashamed about it, working the cash register. She usually has her clerks doing that, and I ask her where everyone is. "Oh, they're at dildo training".

  18. Re:I just love the smell of hypocrisy in the morni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    then a lot of men are married to porn stars