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French Town Tests Cashless Society

SamiousHaze writes to mention a Silicon.com article about an attempt in a French tourist town, Caen, to do away with cash in some locales. From the article: "Among [the locations in the trial] is an underground car park; the town hall; a bus stop which can transmit timetable information; a cinema poster which downloads video trailers to users' mobiles; a local supermarket, where people can pay for their groceries with a mobile phone, and a tourist information sign outside the historic Abbaye des Hommes. By touching the mobile against the 'Flytag' logo at each of these locations, users can pay for services or receive information straight to their phone."

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  1. You mean Caen, don't you? by Dynamoo · · Score: 5, Informative
    Normandy isn't a town - it's a whole region. I suspect many Normans regard it as a country in it's own right (bloody Vikings). Specifically, the article mentions Caen (which is a city).

    Now, Caen is an interesting place. It's hardly a sleepy backwater - it's the busiest urban centre in the area. (And the traffic is awful). It's actually a very modern, thriving city that was rebuilt after being almost completely destroyed in the aftermath of the D-Day invasion in 1944 (even most of the pretty bits are actually restoration of the original buldings). I'd suggest that of all the places I've been to in France, Caen is certainly one of the top runners when it comes to modernity.

    Also, the French are pretty keen on their plastic and were early adopters of payment cards and related technologies. So.. it'll be interesting to see how this experiment pans out because it's being carried out in more-or-less ideal conditions.

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    1. Re:You mean Caen, don't you? by Creedo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn, man, have you ever tried to move a tank through Caen? You have to keep rebuilding bridges, and blowing up gates. It's a real PITA. Helps if you have a covert ops, though.

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  2. Damn by taskforce · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I read the headline thinking it might be some kind of experiment into anti-materialist anarchism... then up on reading the summary I realised that by "cashless" they meant "physically cashless, so you don't have anything that can be traded for goods and services if they decide to pull your card".

    Somewhat different I must say.

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    1. Re:Damn by JediTrainer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      physically cashless, so you don't have anything that can be traded for goods and services if they decide to pull your card

      Sounds more and more like a real-life version of PayPal, right? The scary part is when they arbitrarily (and unilaterally) decide to freeze your funds and make it next to impossible to get them back, even if you did nothing wrong.

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  3. There will always be some form of cash by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Even if it isn't the government-sancationed variety. I don't know of too many people that would willingly create a transaction record of payments for various of their habits.

  4. Loss of privacy by misleb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Talk about opportunities for loss of privacy. In a truely cashless society, there would be no way to have private transactions. Everything would be accounted for. Maybe it is one of those things where if you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about, but still. I'd like to keep the option of paying my dealer^H^H^H^H^Hbookie^H^H^H^H^Hfriend without some kind of electronic trail.

    -matthew

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    1. Re:Loss of privacy by wfberg · · Score: 2, Informative

      In a truely cashless society, there would be no way to have private transactions.

      Except for digicash. (Sadly, the company folded.. No government or corporation really stands to benefit from secure anonymous electronic cash, just private citizens/consumers.

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    2. Re:Loss of privacy by Xiroth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This would definitely create a niche for banks which specialise in short-lifespan Swiss-style anonymous accounts that are easy to create and allow easy transfer of control (by giving a card or something). Unfortunately that anonymity could be legislated out of existance by government regulation for security purposes, so you'd need the banks to be in nations with a good track record of allowing privacy.

    3. Re:Loss of privacy by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would say very naive. most tax-evasion is done by the extremely wealthy and by mega-corporations, who fully disclose all their holdings, then avoid paying taxes on as much of it as possible through completely legal tax loopholes that their lobbyist bought for them.

    4. Re:Loss of privacy by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Do you actually use cash in this day and age? About the only time I use cash is when I am buying a sandwich or a coffee at lunch time, or when I am getting a drink in a pub and cards charge too much per transaction for it to be available (why credit cards have a minimum commission I will never understand. It surely can't cost them much to move a small number from one location to another, and those 50p transactions add up to large numbers very quickly).

      For private payments I always use direct bank transfers; that way I have a record that I've already paid, and it's less effort since I can do it anywhere I have an Internet connection, while cash requires me to find a cash machine.

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    5. Re:Loss of privacy by LordNimon · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Do you actually use cash in this day and age?

      All the time. My minimum for credit card purchases is $20, and I never write checks unless I have to.

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    6. Re:Loss of privacy by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure they can. The video cameras taping everything you do pick up the serial numbers as the bills are being handed to you. However, the technology isn't perfect; I find that the glare coming off a well-constructed tin-foil hat creates lens flares on the cameras that can obfuscate the serial numbers.

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    7. Re:Loss of privacy by Ahnteis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where do you shop that a credit/debit card takes 2+ minutes?

      I live in a fairly small town and it takes about 10 seconds. Much faster then waiting for you to find those last 3 pennies.

    8. Re:Loss of privacy by mspohr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the IRS says that the greatest loss to tax evasion is from small businesses (restaurants, beauty salons, etc.) that are paid in cash. These people have lots of opportunity to pocket cash and not report it. A cashless environment would track every transaction and greatly improve tax reporting and collection.

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    9. Re:Loss of privacy by linvir · · Score: 2, Interesting
      But by dimming the metal used to create the hats, you reduce this effect. It only takes a small reduction in shine to make the numbers visible again. Suspiciously, just before Iraq, the Bush administration spent a couple of billion dollars on nickel, which was then shared around the payload of the US' missile array.

      The obvious reason is that the nickel impurity will contaminate Iraq's less well-known secondary export - tin. Each explosion spreads a little more nickel underground, reducing the shine of the eventual tin foil hats to be made from the metal there. Coincidence? I think not!

    10. Re:Loss of privacy by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Tax evasion is hiding income, lying on your tax forms, and otherwise cheating by illegal means. Tax avoidance is using legal means to avoid taxes, like tax shelters, transfer prices, profit laundering and other tactics used by the mega-rich and large corporations. The impact of tax avoidance is greater than that of tax evasion, because tax avoiders have more money and better accountants and lawyers.

      This report has an excellent discussion of legal tax avoidance schemes by the rich and their impact on society.

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    11. Re:Loss of privacy by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Credit may not be evil, but I'd rather avoid it just the same.

      Fear of debt is the beginning of financial wisdom.

      Or, as the bard said:
      Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
      For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
      And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

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    12. Re:Loss of privacy by SenorCitizen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Do you actually use cash in this day and age?

      All the time. My minimum for credit card purchases is $20, and I never write checks unless I have to.

      A better question would be - you write cheques? You *have* cheques? What the hell for?

      I remember my dad used to use cheques in the 80's, and he was considered old-fashioned.

    13. Re:Loss of privacy by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Using credit cards doesn't have to mean going into debt. If you are responsible, if you pay off your credit card at the end of every month, and if you have the right card, you can come out ahead.

      For example, Citibank has a card which gives 5% back on groceries, gas, and prescriptions, and 1% back on everything else, which comes out to a fair amount of money you get back. You don't get money back if you stick to cash or checks.

      The key is to find a good credit card and use it responsibly.

    14. Re:Loss of privacy by mgblst · · Score: 2, Informative

      Must be in the UK, they love cheques over here. I hadn't seen a cheque for about 10 years before coming over here.

      As to those people who don't use cash, I hate waiting behind you in the supermarket - especially the 3 items of less line. Can't even carry around £5. If they made it instantaneous, fine - but wasting any more time than is necessary really gets to me.

  5. Convenient and dangerous by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...for now there will exist databases which will show exactly where you were, when and what you were doing.

    The State will be able to access these databases when it feels compelled to do so.

    We were afraid of the State, 1984-like, maintaining huge databases, monitoring us all.

    Instead, we have private companies maintaining these databases and the State accesses them when it needs to.

    Either way, we have sacrificed true freedom for convenience - and we have done so without ANY meaningful public discourse upon the matter.

    There was in fact no choice made; this situation has simply come upon us, through market forces.

    We - all of us, States, citizens, one and all - are not in control of the direction (I can't say decisions, because deliberate choice is not occuring) our society is taking.

    This is deeply worrying and ultimate stems from television, which is responsible for the lack of meaningful public discourse in our society.

    1. Re:Convenient and dangerous by SABME · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "We were afraid of the State, 1984-like, maintaining huge databases, monitoring us all.

      "We - all of us, States, citizens, one and all - are not in control of the direction (I can't say decisions, because deliberate choice is not occuring) our society is taking."

      I think a better analogy is Brave New World instead of 1984. We are creating a society where those in power are ensnaring us because of the innate human tendency to seek comfort and convenience.

      We choose this state of affairs because it makes sense to our internal logic of getting the most return from the least effort.

  6. Why Cellphone? by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't want to get a 700+ phonebill each month for my expenses, I would never consider my cellphone Provider as my banking service. (because they en effect become your "banking service" if you only use your cellphone)

    Proton has been around for a decade in Belgium already with the same philosophy. It's very convenient, and you can almost use it everywhere and where I can't I use my Credit Card.

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  7. What about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    strip clubs? Where do you swipe your debit card?

  8. Already cashless societies by s0l3d4d · · Score: 2, Interesting

    200 people in a village in France test this "cashless society" - no cash itself, just pay with a mobile phone.

    At least 250 million people in US, Europe, Asia, use widely credit cards, and don't need to use cash.

    Probably giving a tip with a mobile phone is not essentially different from giving a tip with a credit card either...

    1. Re:Already cashless societies by Wudbaer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While you are basically right I wouldn't call a city with a population of more than 100000 and being a district capital a village.

  9. Yeah but what happens in case of a blackout? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Interesting irony. Debit and credit cards were used to stop burglars from taking your cash, but right now the electronic frauds are becoming popular so it's MUCH EASIER for someone to steal your identity (and then buy goods using your money) than to steal your cash.

    Now suppose a natural disaster (earthquake, hurricane, who knows) took out the power lines. How will you buy the goods you need?

    1. Re:Yeah but what happens in case of a blackout? by DirePickle · · Score: 2, Funny
      Now suppose a natural disaster (earthquake, hurricane, who knows) took out the power lines. How will you buy the goods you need?
      You are obviously new to this whole disaster thing. The solution is simple: With a brick and a mob!
    2. Re:Yeah but what happens in case of a blackout? by powerlord · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oddly enough, if the power is out, having cash may, or may not, help you.

      I was in New York City during the blackout a few years ago. I had cash, on the other hand there wasn't much you could do with it.
      Some restaurants were open, but most were closed (no workers, no lights, no ability to ring up registers).
      The major stores (supermarkets and the like) were closed. No registers, no lights, no refridgeration.

      Good luck finding a taxi ... the streets were crowded and the traffic lights were out as well, but I suppose you could go somewhere by taxi.

      All in all, the only store I know of that was open and doing business was the local hardware store, and the only thing they were selling was batteries.

      Face it, our society has already become so dependant on electricity that in a lot of cases, if the power is out, having money may not help, there might be bigger issues to worry about.

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  10. It'll fail by igb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just like Mondex failed. ian

    1. Re:It'll fail by doofusclam · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Just like Mondex failed.


      Probably. I lived in Swindon (UK) when they were trialing it ~10 years ago and it was crap, though to be fair this was mainly down to the implementation. It took 20 seconds for it to take your money on the bus, as you can imagine with loads of passengers waiting it was a bit irritating.

      I only ever used it in anger when Mackenzies Bar were offering 1/2 price drinks if you paid with Mondex...
  11. Euros Merci by digitaldc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great, now how is this guygoing to afford his lifestyle?

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  12. silly me by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I read the article, I immediately thought that the town was going back to a bartering system.

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  13. Panhandling by maddash1946 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder what this will do to the beggar population in that town. I've notice that I almost never carry cash anymore and as such I have no money to give to beggars.

  14. Overheard in the French town of Caen... by slcdb · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Aw crap! My wallet's battery just died."

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  15. Sounds like a 'good idea' but it's not by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The legal tender system was created in order to unify a medium of exchange for goods and services. The money moving businesses were an unfortunate growth from that invention. (Money moving such as savings, checking, loaning and related services) But if monetary value exists without portable and anonymous tokens, then you really have to TRUST the value managers and the systems it operates from. If a government (assuming the controlling entity is official government... if it's not, it soon will be) or a ranking official of a government decided someone was to be harmed for some reason, it would then be [more] trivial to strip a person of their assets and means of survival. Forget about cancelling credit/debit cards and freezing bank accounts, once they strip you of cash, there is no longer any way out.

    That makes people EXTREMELY vulnerable to abuse by the system. (And if I hear "If you aren't doing anything wrong, you shouldn't be afraid" crap again, I'm going to throw a chair! "wrong" is always defined by whoever is in power and always a subjective notion. It's "wrong" to kill innocent people... unless your president orders it... hrm...)

    The cashless system will work as nicely as expected, but the tests will not include the abuse that can and will happen.

  16. Please pardon my stupidity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Furthermore, if you will, your dollar bills have unique serial numbers attached to it, so whoever spends the dollar bill can be traced.

    How, exactly, could this be accomplished? The teller doesn't keep a record of who got what bills, nor do the grocers, nor my barber, nor my bartenders.

    Now, when they imbed RFID chips in all your money that would be easy to understand, but please enlighten me as to how serial numbers can be used to track you?

  17. Been and done by jd · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I think it was Swindon, in the UK, that tried the Mondo cashless card over a decade ago. The card actually held the electronic cash, so that absolutely nothing went to or from any kind of central database. This had the massive advantage that it was extremely private. It had better privacy than cash, as there were no serial numbers or denominations involved. The cards used public key encryption and although I believe they never used long keys due to problems in generation, they were quite capable of handling keys equal to the strongest PGP/GnuPG can support today.


    To me, this is the kind of electronic cash that should be the future. Total privacy, total anonymity, total freedom to use your own money as and how you like, absolute security against identity theft through reckless banks or merchants, hard limits to card misuse if stolen (and none of it attributable to you), relatively proof against electronic attacks such as keystroke monitors and viruses.


    So why aren't these cards in widespread use? Merchants don't like extra card readers if no customers have the cards. Customers don't want cards they can't use. Neither like systems where most faults can be pinned on them and not the vendor. Banks hate systems that keep cash in the hands of consumers, as they make a lot of money speculating on the side (even in countries they're not strictly allowed to, they just do it overseas). Governments hate it because they can't track individuals and freezing accounts has less impact when you can carry a small fortune in your wallet.


    The problem, then, is social and not technical. The French experiment uses inferior technology, for the purpose of satisfying some of the social requirements at the cost of placing all parties at greater risk.


    (For some reason, humanity has all the attributes commonly associated with lemmings, when it comes to technology and risk. Given the choice of inferior products with greater risk, or superior products with little or no risk, societies always choose the inferior path.)

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    1. Re:Been and done by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Given the choice of inferior products with greater risk, or superior products with little or no risk, societies always choose the inferior path.

      While your observation seems to be generally true it completely ignores the reason for this behavior, which usually somes down to cost & convenience. Society is not choosing the riskiest and most inferior path because that is somehow a Good Thing, it "chooses" these paths because the riskier/inferior option is often cheaper and/or more convenient. That is the problem. People in general do not understand how to do a risk analysis or long term cost analysis on their everyday choices. We want it now and for $10 less than that guy paid for it, regardless of whether that is the best choice in the long run.

      This is the same reason many consumer products have woefully short functional lives, they are made with thin and cheap plastics and designed to take the minimum amount of abuse. You want a good quality product? Well, it will cost you more, pehaps twice as much as the Walmart version, but if you look at expected lifetimes and quality etc you'll see the higher quality product will last longer and eventually end up saving you money when it doesn't have to be replaced. The same goes for these new methods of payment, people want to be able to just carry their phone and not six credit cards, they want to be able to swipe the phone over a pad, not have to wait to sign or remember a pin, and they really don't care about what kind of privacy concerns this may raise because they got their instant gratification.

      Looking ten years down the road and thinking about what it really means to give the government or a corporation a minutely detailed list of your every transaction is mroe effort than most people care to exert. Society is following the path of least resistance, sloth I suppose, and as the saying goes: Fast, Cheap, Good - pick any two!

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  18. Cash...What's that? by IDontLinkMondays · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm an American that lives in Norway. Since moving here 7 years ago, I don't recall using cash very much at all, much to my son's dismay. He likes to jingle my pockets for change to put in his piggy bank, but I have to make special stops to get change for him to avoid disappointing him.

    I am a person that never has an empty savings account but regularly keeps my spending account low to avoid spending too much. See it's nice to have a reminder that you're blowing all your dough. I don't go to the ATM machine, so I never know what my balance is. Simply put, if there's no money in the account when I try to pay for something, I pick up my phone, push a few buttons, pay for what I need and I'm cautious for the rest of the month.

    Since leaving the states, I no longer have a checkbook. All my bills (except my AMEX) is on autopay. I would put the AMEX that way too, but I'd like to see how much I'm spending on it.

    The office I used to work in has a coke machine that was payable by telephone and I've even paid for train tickets using my phone as well.

    As for cash, the only time I use it is when I'm paying the maid or paying the car wash that is run by people that would prefer to fly below the radar.

    What I'm really trying to say is that Norway has been more or less a cashless society for several years now. Of course people still use cash, I know a lot of older people that still don't feel comfortable with the idea of everything being done with plastic, but it's an option which is nice to leave open to them. Cash has some benefits.

    As for the experience in France, well, I see it as publicizing something that is not that interesting. It sounds as if they're just testing to see if telephone payment is an option. Personally I hate that idea since there are many times my telephone battery dies and I'd be stranded. Can you imagine not being able to pay for a taxi because you forgot to charge your battery?

    As for America, well it's a long time before this modern world ever gets there. There's a tremendous amount of money made by the banks on bounced check fees and even worse, "Overdraw attempt fees" on using your check cards. I mean, come on, if the money isn't in the bank and the bank and the store knows it there on the spot, it's the store that should penalize you, not the bank. And having worked at a banking clearing house, I wrote a report generator for producing an account of three things on one report.
        1) How much money was lost due to bounced checks
        2) How much money was made from overdraw fees that were later corrected by the account holder
        3) How much of a difference was there between the two.
    The number was always positive and not by small margins. I ran this script many many many times because I simply couldn't believe the numbers coming out. In one case, I printing a 60 page report of this activity over a single week and tallied it manually to ensure that what I was calculating was in fact correct. It's unbelievable. The American banking system is dependant on these overdraw fees and will never separate with them. So as long as that's the case, removing classic style paper based money and checks is out of the question.

  19. Re:So much for being egalitarian... by Fareq · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Question: How do you buy a phone?

  20. I don't think they have a choice... by JustASlashDotGuy · · Score: 2, Funny


    I would think with unemployment sky rocketing in France, that many French towns world be accustomed to a
    cashless society.

  21. Re:The UK did this about 10 years ago. by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a big drive from Maestro (Those responsible for most debit cards. Also known as Cirrus. Associated to MasterCard) to get more people to pay for small things by plastic. Leeds train station is full of ads.

    The problem? Transaction fees mean it's pointless vendors accepting them for anything less than about £3.50. To make matters worse, not everywhere accepts Solo, which is an extremely popular variety of Maestro.

    I would love to pay for things totally with plastic. Money goes into my bank account, why should I have to muck about turning it into cash before I buy things?

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  22. Cashback cards are a prisoner's dilemma scenario. by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful
    For example, Citibank has a card which gives 5% back on groceries, gas, and prescriptions, and 1% back on everything else, which comes out to a fair amount of money you get back. You don't get money back if you stick to cash or checks.

    This money mostly comes from a cut of the merchant fees embedded in every purchase; credit card companies have basically forced retailers to pass the surcharges on to everybody and not just credit card users.

    It's a Prisoner's Dilemma scenario. Everyone who uses credit cards drives up the prices for everybody. Only people who use credit cards can get a discount for using credit cards as companies give back a cut of what they demand from retailers.

    If no one used credit cards, prices would be lower since the merchant's fees wouldn't be spread out across all goods. However, if people use credit cards, then prices are pushed up for everybody except credit card users who get a discount relative to the others even though they still pay slightly more too.

    Assume that a spread-out merchant's fee is a surcharge of X on goods, that a cashback card gives back 80% of that, and that the price on goods responds instantly to changes in cost:
    ........... | B uses card ......... | B uses cash
    A uses card | A pays 0.4X surcharge | A pays 0.2X surcharge
    ........... | B pays 0.4X surcharge | B pays 1.0X surcharge
    A uses cash | A pays 1.0X surcharge | A pays no surcharge
    ........... | B pays 0.2X surcharge | B pays no surcharge
    Naturally, prices don't change that fast in the real world, but the aggregate of merchant fees do get applied to prices eventually.

    At any rate, credit cards are also evil because they give a third party information that tracks your purchases and locations, and if you get sick or find yourself suddenly unable to pay, you may get hit with suddenly increased interest rates and unable to declare bankruptcy thanks to tougher laws passed on the behalf of credit card companies. Welcome to legalized usury -- predatory lending to the financially disadvantaged.
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  23. Re:The UK did this about 10 years ago. by MSZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Money goes into my bank account, why should I have to muck about turning it into cash before I buy things?

    Most of the time, plastic is nice and convenient. Unless you want to buy something without leaving traces... All these cashless schemes tend to have tracking as either feature (advertised... rarely to users) or side effect (tracking service not offered but possible).

    <tinfoil hat>
    You can have problems if the transaction logs fall into wrong hands - governement, marketers, etc. I'm not saying about buying anything illegal, some perfectly legal purchases can be construed to be evidence against you, like "ever bought beer? pay double health insurance you alcoholic!" or "bought quran? send this terrorist scum off to gitmo!" or maybe "ordered "dvd-backup" software? let's raid his house, he's probably infringing copyright!".
    </tinfoil>

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