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Boot Camp For Suckers?

DigitalDame2 writes "PC Magazine's Editor-in-Chief says the whole Mac/Windows dual-boot thing is really nothing to get excited about. He writes that Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X." From the article: "Once you've laid out a few kilobucks on your BC system and been frustrated a few times with Windows limitations, what are you going to do? Jobs's bet: You'll start spending more and more time in OS X, until you--too--become one of the pod people. It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings. Perhaps they'll wake up and smell the Apple pie in the sky--and realize they've been taken for a ride. But I doubt it."

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  1. Message for Captain Obvious by MoxCamel · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X.

    Well...duh! Did anyone think Apple was doing it as a public service?

    Next up: Publishers put nice pictures on their book covers so you will buy them. Bastards!!

    Mox

    1. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X.
      Well...duh! Did anyone think Apple was doing it as a public service?
      Converting Windows users to OS X is a public service. Converting Windows users to anything is a public service.

      And, for the record, the only thing Apple makes that I own is the Mighty Mouse (it works surprisingly well with my IBM ThinkPad).

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    2. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Once&FutureRocketman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why do so many Mac users insist on this fantasy that Windows users really hate Windows and would switch to the Mac OS in a flash if only they had a chance to touch it's brushed chrome goodness?

      In fact, I am a long, long-time Windows user. Many would consider me a power user. And I hate Windows. I have sunk more hours than I even care to begin contemplating into making my Windows machine behave. As far as I'm concerned, Gates owes me several extra years of life, for the time I've wasted using his software which is so godawful and yet dominates the market.

      So, no, this isn't just a Mac user fantasy. It's a reality for many of us. Of course, maybe you have a point. Because I am now a Mac user. Thanks, Steve!

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    3. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 5, Insightful
      One word: GAMES

      --This has nothing to do with the office environment, and everything to do with shoring up the gaming system on Macs. One OS for games, and one OS for everything else... you don't generally need to have both running at the same time.

    4. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most Windows users actually like their OS and would not want to switch.

      Congratulations! You've just won the Made Up Fact of the Hour Award!

      There's no way whatsoever to prove that. You completely just made it up, probably from your own experience. Which is exactly what you're decrying (though the post you quoted doesn't really seem to have anything to do with that).

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    5. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by paanta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Step 1: Write about how Mac users are lemmings and get it posted to Slashdot Step 2: ????? Step 3: Profit!

    6. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by KDan · · Score: 5, Funny

      The fact that Macs can now run windows is one of the main reasons that I'm considering buying a Mac. Oh no! I've been had...?

      Dear me, I better get back onto my Mac-lemming-hating high-horse before it's too late!...

      Daniel

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    7. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by cortana · · Score: 5, Funny
      Most Windows users actually like their OS and would not want to switch.
      Stockholm Syndome, perhaps?
    8. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by eikonos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe they aren't switching because they have to buy all new hardware and then learn a new OS and applications. This is exactly why Bootcamp is useful -- users who are considering buying new hardware, but aren't sure about switching OS's can dual-boot and try out OS X.

    9. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by stunt_penguin · · Score: 5, Funny

      A funny post, but you've got a serious point. How the fuck did this article get itself posted to /. in the first place. Is someone on crack?

      This is the worst written drivel I've ever had the displeasure of reading through /. ........... hang on a minute i'm going to the toilet to take a dump. I'll be back in 10 minutes with a piece of paper that makes more sense than this shit. I'll make the front page no problem.

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    10. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by dloose · · Score: 5, Funny

      For everyone who thinks the parent is too long, here's the executive summary: "I've never used a Mac. Ever."

    11. Re:Message for Captain Obvious by PasteEater · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "If so many Windows users hate Windows, then why aren't they switching?"

      a) The hardware is more expensive
      b) Gotta buy all new software
      c) Not wanting to devote hours re-learning how to use their computer
      d) The usual FUD (nothing's compatible, etc.)

      I'm a Mac user, but there are plenty of reasons not to switch even if you don't like Windows. To put it another way, "hating" Windows may not be compelling enough to scrap everything and start over.

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  2. Apple's Confidence by RunFatBoy.net · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In economics, the most efficient markets are those that can be directly competed against one another. It's a definite statement of confidence by Apple that they will *support* the means to run a competing OS on their system. This may be the first time (myself included) that users will see the two OS's, side by side. BC is the only economic way of doing this comparison.

    While there may be drivers lacking initially, I have full confidence that the open source community will fill this void. And with both OS's available and with XP trying my patience, maybe I'll finally take the dive full-time into OSX and BC will be a non-issue. :-)

    Jim http://www.runfatboy.net/ -- A workout plan that doesn't feel like homework.

    1. Re:Apple's Confidence by ect5150 · · Score: 5, Informative

      In economics, the most efficient markets are those that can be directly competed against one another.

      I'm just nitpicking here, but that's not what defines efficient markets in economics. A discriminating monopolist market is also efficient. Efficiency is defined by Pareto efficiency ...
      Here is a link
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_efficient

      Although, its true a perfectly competitive situation results in an efficient market. Most of the time, people like perfect competition mainly because its the market with the lowest prices, not because of its efficiency to allocate resources.

      By the way, neither Apple nor Microsoft exist in a highly competitve market (as defined by those terms in economics).

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    2. Re:Apple's Confidence by spun · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Pareto efficiency seems to be a method for defending the status quo, i.e. we can't make any changes that would make anyone less happy. I mean, I see it's a usefull concept, but it seems to ignore the possiblity that maybe some greedy fuckers deserve to be made a little less happy so the rest of us can be a little more happy.

      But I'm just a mutant commie traitor, what do I know?

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  3. Mom and Apple Pie by yancey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd rather have Apple pie than Windows pie. Ewww.. gross!

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  4. Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime... by Sierran · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...those of us who have a reason to use it will reap the benefits. Yes, Virginia, there are some. Battlefield 2, for example. Annoyingly-single-platform hardware updaters, like cell phone flashers and the like. Those little one-off tasks that I used to have to go find a windows PC for? Not so much anymore. Whee! When I need to do real work? Yep, you're right, I turn back into a pod person.

    Seriously, why does this guy care so much?

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  5. Strange definition of "lemming" by vanyel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So let me understand this: people compare two os's side by side on the same hardware. When they find that the one they're not familiar with is much better than the one they're used to, and they switch, they're lemmings? I always thought a lemming would be doing what everyone else does just because everyone else does it, which sounds a lot more like your typical Windoze user to me...

    Unfortunately, I don't think anyone's going to buy a relatively expensive mac just so they can try osx on a machine that will still run windoze. Boot Camp's primary utility is saving mac users from having to buy a pc to run applications that they need to run, but which only work in windoze. If/when a native mode virtual pc comes out, boot camp will be even less relevant. To that end, I can agree that boot camp is nothing to get excited about, but that doesn't mean it's without merit.

    1. Re:Strange definition of "lemming" by AnimusF6 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Though I hate to prove you wrong, I, a long time Windows advocate, bought a MacBook Pro solely because of Boot Camp. Yes, Boot Camp convinced me to switch. I found myself in a position that required that I buy a laptop, and intead of going with a boring old Windows box I was able to experiment. I still get the Windows access that my position requires, but I can play around with an entirely new (to me) toy.

  6. How did this guy even get a job? by scrondle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I knew there was a reason I haven't looked at PC Magazine since 1998. That's not an article, it's a rant. How about some technical details/reasons why he doesn't like boot camp? What a tool.

  7. Consider the source: Louderbeck by sakusha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Remember that screed was written by Jim Louderbeck, one of the more notorious anti-Mac PeeCee trolls. I still remember him doing the commentary on a Stevenote carried on ZDTV a few years back, he nitpicked on everything, for no good reasons. Note that his employer, Ziff-Davis, has a major investment from Vulcan Ventures (Paul Allen). Loudermouth knows he has to cater to his owner's financial interests. Nice little doggie, sit up and beg, little Loudermouth!

    1. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by ickoonite · · Score: 4, Informative

      The whole article is supposed to be mildly sarcastic. I am British, so I can detect these things. It's not very well done, but it's the reason he links to himself calling himself "some idiot", and specifically namedrops Mac-compatible hardware (M-Audio and KONA) when wondering whether the stuff will be compatible or not.

      Trouble is, it has rather gone over the average Slashdotter's head. He'll be laughing his arse off now.

      iqu :P

    2. Re:Consider the source: Louderbeck by Daedala · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well... I'm not British, but I've been declared an Honorary Brit for my grasp of irony. I'm also a professional editor and writer.

      And this was just really poorly done. He has no control of tone at all. The "effete" crack in particular was icky (that's the technical term). Only an editor-in-chief could have published it, because anyone else would have been edited by someone who wasn't quite so in love with the thing. Just because it was intended to be satire, doesn't mean it was.

      This is why most Americans are not allowed to have Sarcasm Licenses.

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  8. Holy crap! by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X.


    Holy crap! Revelation of the year! I can't imagine this being true!


    Seriously, how is this possibly a new idea? Of course that's what it's for. And switching because of "limitations" in the other OS makes you a lemming? No, I'm afraid not. That makes you "smart." See, when people decide to stop hitting themselves in the head with a hammer, and instead opt for hitting themselves in the head with, say, a a soft piece of fruit, or an old ham, we call that "learning one's lesson."


    The author here needs to get over his own case of being a lemming, and try something new. Pod-people? The whole article stinks of the exact same thralldom the author envisions anyone who switches being caught in.


    Yes, I own a mac. Oh, but guess what, I also own a Windows box, and a Linux box! I'm not going to say which one I prefer, because doing so would, at least according to this article, make me a lemming.

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  9. Apple isn't out to steal Windows users by Shazow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My understanding is that BootCamp allows current Mac users to run Windows on their Mac. The article seems to argue that this will encourage Windows users to get Macs and stick with OSX instead of BootCamping in Windows. That may apply to a few people, but for the most part I disagree.

    As others have pointed out, it seems that the primary strategy behind BootCamp is: Give people the option to use whatever operating system they like. Apple has allowed their consumers to install Linux on their machines since forever, and now they're allowing Windows, too.

    What does Apple have to gain? Profits from hardware sales, of course. Plus, whenever you're buying a Mac, you're also buying OSX, so they're not losing much software profits either. Who else has to gain? Possibly Microsoft in the short run (all those Mac kiddies giving Windows a shot without having to buy a PC).

    And then there is the whole other market of people who aren't concerned about software expandability so much as hardware. Macs aren't great for upgrading their hardware. Windows or no windows.

    - shazow

  10. The More Effete Among Us by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From TFA:

    The more effete among us have embraced BC because now they can run all their favorite Windows apps on a saucy, sexy Mac.

    Wow. Nothing says "class" like a thinly-veiled "Macs are for fags" joke.

    You'd exect this sort of thing from a random blogger or Slashdotter, not the freakin' editor-in-chief of PC Magazine.

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  11. Suckers? Yesss! by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did anyone else read the headline "Boot Camp For Suckers?" and imagine that this was a camp run by Dogbert? I was ready to sign-up some coworkers.

  12. Missing the point? by abes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I suspect that the majority of people are not buying macs to run windows as their primary OS. If so, I'm going to agree with him. If I wanted to spend the same amount of money and run windows, I'd get a tablet. If only Apple made one...

    The fact is, the majority of people buying the MacTel, are buying it because it runs OSX AND Windows. No other laptop can really claim that -- at least legally (and easily). This is a really important distinction. I love OSX. I'm a linuxhead, but just having things work, and work together seamlessly. Priceless. (though my desktop is still a linux box)

    For my laptop, I have no desire to run windows. I'm through with that agony in my life. I want to enjoy my computing experience. However, I am realistic. There are some applications, unfortunately, that still require windows. Bootcamp gives me the perfect compromise.

    So, this editor is way off base. It's true, Apple isn't performing a public service. But they are taking down one more barrier that would normally stop people from buying their computers. And it's true. Once you start using OS X, you find yourself much less likely to go back to Windows. But not because of some strange Apple conspiracy. Because it kicks M$'s ass (comparing apples to lemons?). And this is from someone who wouldn't touch a Mac a couple years ago.

  13. Praising with Faint D@mns ... by rewinn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Once you've .... been frustrated a few times with Windows limitations, what are you going to do? .... start spending more and more time in OS X

    I don't know whether the article is confused or trying to be clever, but I don't think Apple minds 'criticism' such as that.

  14. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by goMac2500 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm sure you know some great programmers, but honestly, they don't know what they're talking about. First, I like OS X because frequently when I have trouble, I can go pull up the source code to Core Foundation and look at the source of the API I'm using. You can't do that with Windows. while Mac OS X's Core Foundation is open source, Windows has no equivalent Open Source code from the OS. Secondly, the Security API allows me to obtain authorization from the user for my application to do anything it. If I wanted, I could use the Security API to get authorization from the user, and then set about destroying the entire operating system. Yes, there are bounds given so that the user can't accidently delete the system folder, but as soon as a Mac OS X application obtains user authorization via the Security API (by the user inputting his/her name and password), the operating system assumes that program is trusted by the user, and at that point, the program can do anything they want.

    For your Windows programming friends to say OS X closes off systems, they must have had very little or no Mac programming experience. Apple restricts applications for security reasons, but as soon as an application obtains authorization, all bets are off.

  15. Truly sad! by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...Boot Camp is really just a plan to get Windows users to convert to OS X.

    You sir, have a mediocre grasp of the blindingly obvious!

    I'm tempted to go into a lot more detail, but it would just weaken the message...

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  16. Jim Louderback by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Making John Dvorak look sane and reasonable since 1988.

  17. Re:frustrated a few times with Windows limitations by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    whereas mac closes off its systems so normal users cant screw it up.

    How did this get modded "interesting?"

    Care to elaborate how Mac OS X "closes off its systems so normal users can't screw it up?"

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  18. Windows = MacMame by Yergle143 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I run two curious little game emulators. The first is called Mame and it permits me run a bunch of antique games once written for public coin-fed consoles. The second is called Boot camp and it permits me to run games on a kooky antique dollar-fed operating system. 537

  19. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Lewisham · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Seriously, why does this guy care so much?"

    Apparently he's noticed that John C. Dvorak's trolling puts the hit count through the roof. Only makes sense to start using the rest of the magazine's brand to start trolling as well.

    He's obviously got some sort of logic malfunction, his arguments are both bizarre and full of emotive language. It's professional trolling.

  20. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Lewisham · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I forgot to mention, that of particular note, is the last paragraph:

    "In fact, I'm blaming the AAF for a wide-range of habits espoused by supposedly "creative people." I'll bet it's responsible for tattoos, piercings, and the wide-spread adoption of the phrase "no worries." In fact, I believe that most of today's societal ills can be either indirectly or directly attributed to Apple. Widespread hearing loss? Blame the iPod. Carpal tunnel? Blame the Newton."

    This is so insane that it seems he's trying to hint that the rest of the article was just a troll as well. He also links to a piece he wrote where he thought Boot Camp was pretty sweet. I don't know what he's trying to pull, but I'm sure his advertisers are happy.

  21. Warning: Humour Alert by ickoonite · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Guys, guys, guys! Calm down, calm down!

    I think he's trying to be funny.

    I am English. I know sarcasm. It's what we do. And I think that's what he's trying to do here. It's not very well done, but there are little hints. It's why he links to himself and calls himself "some idiot". It's why he specifically mentions the M-Audio and Kona kit (the latter is Mac only). Of course it works with the Mac.

    So all those who are praising him for his insight, for debunking the Mac myth - stop now. Same goes for the Mac fanbois who are trying to find fault with his article.

    It's subtle, I'll allow that, but remember: always consult the nearest Brit before responding to something that sounds a little bit too stupid to be true. It probably is.

    iqu :P

  22. Re:Nice spin by phozz+bare · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It's refreshing to finally see such a non-biased article about Apple.

    Let me see...

    "...once you start using a Mac, your IQ begins to creep downwards..."

    "It's sad to see so many of my compatriots being turned into lemmings."

    "...smell the Apple pie in the sky..."

    "...I'll be smart, fit, and enjoying my real Windows computers..."

    Right.. A sensible, balanced, well written, thought provoking piece! That's it, time to ditch the old Mac, cause everyone knows that only a Windows machine is a real computer!

    phozz

  23. Logical Analysis by Kelson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The logic of the piece appears to be thus:

    1. I don't like Macs, Apple, or Steve Jobs.
    2. I don't like anything that can't be tinkered with.
    3. Boot Camp is an Apple Product.
    4. By #1 and #2, anyone who likes any of the above is an idiot and/or brainwashed.
    5. By #3 and #4, Boot Camp is for idiots.

    While #5 may proceed logically from #3 and #4, #4 does not proceed from #1 or #2.

    I'd say the author has a wonderful future ahead of him in either Slashdot trolling, talk radio, or writing about politics. Editing a computer magazine? Not so sure about that one.

  24. he just replied to me! by signore+pablo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From : Louderback, Jim
    Sent : Thursday, May 4, 2006 8:33 PM
    To : "Paul *"
    Subject : RE: Boot Camp: Apple Bobs for Suckers

    It was meant to be somewhat tongue in cheek. Glad you liked it and saw
    it that way!

  25. Re:Jealousy is a terrible thing. In the meantime.. by Moofie · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the Dells come with a free forklift to carry them around! They're super-awesome!

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  26. Re:THANK YOU! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Guess what OSX = lower ping for WoW. Microsoft needs to overhaul there IP stack again if you ask me. I love linux or OSX for gaming simply because my ping is always better.

    My guess is that it's the scheduler. At least on Windows 2000, the thing was so broken (even in optimize-for-"Background Services"-mode) that I had to re-write a multi-process application to use a sigle process with multiple threads, because producer-consumer was just too much for the OS to handle. I think the last time Linux was so bad, it was considered a bug and fixed within a few releases.

    Cross-platform apps tend to be more affected, because they haven't been designed specifically to work around Microsoft's brain damage.

    JMHO