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The Ultimate Net Monitoring Tool?

Wired News is reporting that the equipment found in the "secret" NSA room at AT&T wasn't some elaborate device designed by Big Brother. Rather, it is a commercially available network-analysis product that any company could acquire. From the article: "'Anything that comes through (an IP network), we can record,' says Steve Bannerman, marketing vice president of Narus, a Mountain View, California, company. 'We can reconstruct all of their e-mails along with attachments, see what web pages they clicked on, we can reconstruct their VOIP calls.'"

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  1. Error Page by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 3, Funny

    The error page of "Nothing to see here. Move Along." that showed up when first clicking on the comments link was hilarious.

    1. Re:Error Page by takeya · · Score: 1, Funny

      Agreed...

      I'm really sick of seeing the first post being a "nothing to see here please move along" joke, then get modded up insightful/interesting...

  2. Oh well, by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny
    At least it's running under Linux.

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    1. Re:Oh well, by geoffspear · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Free as in Freedom Fries."

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    2. Re:Oh well, by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Funny
      At least it's running under Linux.

      This is one of those time you wish it were a Microsoft product...

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    3. Re:Oh well, by xineax · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, when I am being raped in political prison because of the next-generation of this thing, I'll say, "At least Hugo is taking my man-cherry as a result of Linux." *Thumbs up*

    4. Re:Oh well, by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Funny
      *Thumbs up*

      I don't think it will be thumbs that will be up.

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  3. oh, in that case... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh. Well, since the NSA bought the software that it's using, then that makes everything okey with me... :-/

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  4. Monitoring Users? Nawww. by 10100111001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Anything that comes through (an IP network), we can record'

    I'm sure they are just using it to get free porn.

  5. Re:Time enough by LilWolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Anything that comes through (an IP network), we can record'

    Not to worry. The RIAA will soon sue them for being able to record illegally downloaded songs. Problem solved.

  6. Re:Spying by TheBogie · · Score: 1, Funny
    I wonder if your text message American Idol votes are also recorded by the NSA. If so, we can finally end the Rueben/Clay conspiracy theories.*

    *I don't watch American Idol. Really!

  7. You're kidding !?!?! by iXiXi · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you mean that if you take a IP packet stream and analyze the headers you can reconstruct the communications??? When did this madness start? What kind of voodoo magic are they using up there?

  8. Anything that comes through , we can record by McGiraf · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the RIAA does not get a cent on royalties! shocking

    In other new, the RIAA sue the NSA!

  9. Re:Time enough by KnightStalker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great! So, now all we need is news that the UK is surveilling all of your network traffic and US citizens can enjoy the same benefits!

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  10. Re:Err... by hacker · · Score: 2, Funny
    The trick is to get the equipment onto AT&T's network without ending up in jail.

    Hey, if the NSA can do it without warrants, why can't we?

  11. Re:Encryption? by Nutria · · Score: 2, Funny
    If he's not in the country, why isn't he wearing a cruise missle as a hat yet?

    It's Bad Form to drop missile on viable states, even when they disagree with you.

    Nuking France does sounds tempting, though.

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  12. Re:Encryption? Why decrypt later? by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, you are both wrong, you have no idea how far down the rabbit hole we already are. These disks contain tiny nanomachines that embed themselves in your skin and change your DNA so that you will only bear Republican children. Of course, the Republicans aren't the Final Masters here, they are nothing more than patsies of the Rand Corporation, who are of course controlled by the Boy Scouts of America, who are under the dominion of the Reverse Vampires. We're through the looking glass, people.

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  13. Re:Could the government log all postal activity? by kabz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sweet! I never put a return address on anything. In your face NSA !!

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