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Three Neptune-sized Planets Found Nearby

WillAffleckUW writes "CNN reports the discovery of three Neptune-sized planets found in orbit around a sun 41 light years away. The star they orbit is similar to our Sun, and the planetary distribution is probably similar to our Solar System. Recent observations by NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope last year revealed that HD 69830 also hosts an asteroid belt, making it the only other sun-like star known to have one. No word on if they have habitable moons, or monoliths yet."

337 comments

  1. Let's use some familiar units people! by SeanTobin · · Score: 4, Funny

    For those of you not immediately familiar with exactly what a Neptune-sized object is, it is about 12.645679 sextillion Volkswagens (go ahead, look it up. I have time). Now, as to why they would categorize an object that is 41 light-years away as 'nearby' is another question.

    (Go ahead, tell me the tale of how immensely huge the universe is and how 41 light-years away can only be described as nearby. Then tell me you won't mind helping me move if it's 'nearby')

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    1. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if they are inhabited, they might have heard our radio and tv broadcasts. They could easily beam them back to us, maybe with a code hidden inside them...hey, that sounds like a good idea for a book that wouldn't translate well into a movie...

    2. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead, tell me the tale of how immensely huge the universe is and how 41 light-years away can only be described as nearby.

      Okay. The Universe is immensely huge, and relatively speaking, 41 light years is "nearby."

    3. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by lazy_arabica · · Score: 4, Funny
      For those of you not immediately familiar with exactly what a Neptune-sized object is, it is about 12.645679 sextillion Volkswagens
      Very well, but how much is it in Ladas ? ;)
    4. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by jbrader · · Score: 1

      For those of you not immediately familiar with astronomical distances: 41 light years ain't shit.

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    5. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Tsiangkun · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the max speed of the volkswagen is 110mph, and light moves at 670,616,629 mph, and there are 8765.76 hrs/year...
      Wow, that is close, only 243,860,592.36 volkwagen Bug Top Speed years away ! I'll pack my stuff now.

    6. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Bogtha · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now, as to why they would categorize an object that is 41 light-years away as 'nearby' is another question.

      Hey, that's only 3,500 trillion football fields away.

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    7. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Raul654 · · Score: 1

      Can you express that value in burning libraries of congress per second?

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    8. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Gentlemen, we have a situation. These "Earth" creatures have discovered us. It is only a matter of time before they begin a premptive invasion of Omicron Persei 8 and Omicron Persei 9. This threat must be dealt with immediately.

      Oh crap, sorry, wrong window. Sorry.

    9. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Morrigu · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. The "Earthers" are already taking care of it for us.

      At the rate they're going, they'll completely forget about the Enlightenment in another decade. They'll be back to hanging garlic on doors to keep evil spirits away, burning dead trees for fuel and heretics for entertainment by the time our ships get there.

      ...

      ...

      Erm, ah, this isn't the Omicron Persei interstellar defense channel? Shazbot.

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    10. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have lasers that can reach 1000s of light years away.

      41 is good, relatively speaking.

      Neptune size planets are huge though. I'd be doubtful if they could support anything resembling the life here on earth.

    11. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by max99ted · · Score: 3, Funny
      Very well, but how much is it in Ladas ? ;)

      Russian or European?

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    12. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if it turns out that one of those planets supports intelligent life? It's nearby enough that we might be able to communicate. I don't think we'll be playing Quake however.

    13. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      Hurry up and get packed! We're wasting jet fuel and nukes!

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    14. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, tell me the tale of how immensely huge the universe is and how 41 light-years away can only be described as nearby. Then tell me you won't mind helping me move if it's 'nearby'

      Happy to help you pack the truck but I've got a few things to do in the afternoon.

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    15. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by dereference · · Score: 2, Interesting
      if they are inhabited, they might have heard our radio and tv broadcasts.

      I realize you were citing Contact, but consider that inhabitants of said planet would be watching on TV right now. They're only about four years away from seeing a broadcast of our first moon landing.

    16. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by firesquirt · · Score: 1, Informative

      Question: What is a light-year and how is it used? Answer: A light-year is a unit of distance. It is the distance that light can travel in one year. Light moves at a velocity of about 300,000 kilometers (km) each second. So in one year, it can travel about 10 trillion km. More precisely, one light-year is equal to 9,500,000,000,000 kilometers. Why would you want such a big unit of distance? Well, on Earth, a kilometer may be just fine. It is a few hundred kilometers from New York City to Washington, DC; it is a few thousand kilometers from California to Maine. In the Universe, the kilometer is just too small to be useful. For example, the distance to the next nearest big galaxy, the Andromeda Galaxy, is 21 quintillion km. That's 21,000,000,000,000,000,000 km. This is a number so large that it becomes hard to write and hard to interpret. So astronomers use other units of distance. In our solar system, we tend to describe distances in terms of the Astronomical Unit (AU). The AU is defined as the average distance between the Earth and the Sun. It is approximately 150 million km (93 million miles). Mercury can be said to be about 1/3 of an AU from the Sun and Pluto averages about 40 AU from the Sun. The AU, however, is not big enough of a unit when we start talking about distances to objects outside our solar system. For distances to other parts of the Milky Way Galaxy (or even further), astronomers use units of the light-year or the parsec . The light-year we have already defined. The parsec is equal to 3.3 light-years. Using the light-year, we can say that : * The Crab supernova remnant is about 4,000 light-years away. * The Milky Way Galaxy is about 150,000 light-years across. * The Andromeda Galaxy is 2.3 million light-years away.

    17. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by TopSpin · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're only about four years away from seeing a broadcast of our first moon landing.

      Therefore what? My concern is the fact that they received The Honeymooners 12 years ago and have already dispatched planetary sterilizers. I figure we've got about 31 years left.

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    18. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your powers of observation are keen: Indeed, 41 light years is not shit.

      The rest of us on Slashdot wish to subscribe to your newsletter, that we may benefit further from your insight.

    19. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by duh+P3rf3ss3r · · Score: 1

      In fact, Frink gives me 249,962,446.15730024456 Volkswagen Bug years but, I suppose, it's close enough for government work...

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    20. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by eonlabs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's close enough that someone could hypothetically send a message and expect to hear a reply in their lifetime.

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    21. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by dubbreak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Very well, but how much is it in Ladas ? ;)

      Do you want that in Nivas, Rivas, Samaras, Okas or Kalinas?

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    22. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by durnurd · · Score: 1

      For those of you not immediately familiar with exactly what a Neptune-sized object is, it is about 12.645679 sextillion Volkswagens

      I imagine you don't know much about significant figures.

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    23. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      We have lasers that can reach 1000s of light years away.
      So then, we could set up a point-to-point IP connection. However a 41 million year latency might be a little bit of a problem for most people.
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    24. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by modecx · · Score: 1

      You mean to say that aliens are using Enlightenment? Damn, they really are an advanced race!

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    25. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      However a 41 million year latency might be a little bit of a problem for most people.
      I think you ment 41 year latency. What are you stoned or something?
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    26. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 4, Interesting
      /*
      * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum
      * possible RTT. I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP
      * to talk to the University of Mars.
      * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented
      * ftp to mars will work nicely.
      */

      (from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [round trip time])
    27. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you want that in Nivas, Rivas, Samaras, Okas or Kalinas?

      No.

    28. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by tibman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would the latency be 82 years or 41?

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    29. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by jacen_sunstrider · · Score: 2, Funny

      Come on man. This is Slashdot, wtf is football?

    30. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by mazevedo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 41 to get there... Best chance they decode it in 1 month, send reply, another 41... Well, totals 82 years to get an answer. Expecting you don't send it as a baby, let's take it while in college, add another 15~18 years... you get it around your 97~100th birthday... Hardly in most folks life time. But I get your point!

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    31. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't taken into account the lack of air resistance in space.

      And the roads are remarkable quiet.

    32. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Now, as to why they would categorize an object that is 41 light-years away as 'nearby' is another question.



      You could send a message there (by radio/light) and expect the response (if there is any) to arrive while you're still alive ?



      41 Ly is pretty much in our cosmic backyard. The next star is 7-something Ly away.

    33. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by blanne · · Score: 1

      > The last words said by mankind will be one of the following: "oops," "Hey, Watch This!," or "Oh SHIIIIII..."

      Interesting signature... What you're saying is that the person responsible for the Earths destruction will be speaking english as primary language, hence not coming from China/Russia/Iraq, nor somewhere 41 light years away.

    34. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      Given the distance, I would like to recommend you the option of a free refill...

    35. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Burning library of congress is a measurement of energy, or fuel used to get there in your Volkswagen bug. Is there any empirical evidence for the size of this unit?

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    36. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by TimothyJones · · Score: 3, Funny
      Actually knew about us long ago.

      - Netptune-Sized-Planet-Minister-Dude: Oh Great One, the Eartlings have discovered our existance

      - Great One: Earthlings?

      - NSPMD: Yes oh Great One. It's a Mars-size plantet nearby, about 12.64 sextilion Volkswagens away.

      - GO: So, what of it? Big deal. Are they friendly beings?

      - NSPMD: Well Great One that's the problem. We've been spying on them for years, reading their books, watching their moving pictures, and listening to their sounds and rhythms.

      - GO: I see. Oh well, let them bring their angry missiles and soldiers. We'll give them a whooping.

      - NSPMD: It's worse Sir.

      - GO: Worse?

      - NSPMD: Yes Sir

      - GO: How so?

      - NSPMD: According to our calculations, we'll be sued by RIAA within the next 41 years

      - GO: Oh crap

    37. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by ZenKen · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to fill up!

    38. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 1

      Wow, that is close, only 243,860,592.36 volkwagen Bug Top Speed years away!

      Or, to use the more common units, 243,860.6 Kill-a-bugs, or 0.24 Tear-a-bugs.

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    39. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by FirienFirien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless Aubrey de Grey gets his way, that message seems likely to stay "goo goo ga ga"...

      82 years + Age of message sender must stay Age of reciever who isn't yet senile and/or still cares!

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    40. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by accessdeniednsp · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming your post refers to a 2.4 kernel? In 2.6 kernels it's actually in /usr/src/linux-2.6.12.3/net/ipv4/tcp_timer.c and the comment has been updated to read: /* Increase the timeout each time we retransmit. Note that
                        * we do not increase the rtt estimate. rto is initialized
                        * from rtt, but increases here. Jacobson (SIGCOMM 88) suggests
                        * that doubling rto each time is the least we can get away with.
                        * In KA9Q, Karn uses this for the first few times, and then
                        * goes to quadratic. netBSD doubles, but only goes up to *64,
                        * and clamps at 1 to 64 sec afterwards. Note that 120 sec is
                        * defined in the protocol as the maximum possible RTT. I guess
                        * we'll have to use something other than TCP to talk to the
                        * University of Mars.
                        *
                        * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once
                        * implemented ftp to mars will work nicely. We will have to fix
                        * the 120 second clamps though!
                        */

      Either way, funny as hell.

    41. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, if only I had some mod points...well done, sir. Well done.

    42. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by sanguisdev · · Score: 1

      yeah I dreive a foucus zx3 how big is it in ford foucus's?

    43. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Beowabbit · · Score: 2, Funny
      Russian or European?
      What? I don't know that! *Aaaaaugh......*

      (You've got to know these things when you're King.)

    44. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Haeleth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Come on man. This is Slashdot, wtf is football?

      Look it up.

    45. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by ajpr · · Score: 1

      It's close compared to the size of the Galaxy. And it's also within our solar neighbourhood.

      As distances to stars go, it's very close. The closest being 4 light years away. The density is also quite low and have to take into account binary/trinary systems which account for roughly half of all star systems.

    46. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      If the Universe is infinite, then huge would have no meaning.
      Incomprehensible sounds more like it.
      But no. I think the kiosk on the corner is too far, so I don't plan on going to New Neptun, not this weekend at least.

    47. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Pollardito · · Score: 1
      Don't forget to fill up!
      assuming that he gets 30mpg in that Volkswagen (tough to do at 110mph) and gas prices along the way are at the average California price of $3.33, he can make that entire trip for $26,100,382,032,505.10. that doesn't even include the price of Big Gulps and snacks for that 244M VWYear trip
    48. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine you don't know much about humor.

    49. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      Wind drag will be reduced substantially, as will rolling resistance.

      In fact, once it reaches 110mph it won't need any fuel whatsoever.

      Have your brakes checked! You don't want to risk crashing into a planet at 110mph, that'll squish yer bug.

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    50. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Ladas are measured in Nepture-sized units.

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    51. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by binarybum · · Score: 1

      "yeah I dreive a foucus zx3"

            that's pretty much what I would have guessed...

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    52. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by JDevers · · Score: 1

      Since 41 light-years is so far away, would you want a supernova to happen there? Or maybe a quasar to be present there? I certainly wouldn't... I'm pretty sure those events happen much FURTHER away.

      Think about it this way, at one point it took ten days to get from St Louis to San Francisco. Now it takes about 2 hours. Hell, at one point it took us several months to get from Portugal to New York, now it takes about 6 hours. Rome used to be incredibly far away from Britain, the outer reaches of the empire. Now most people on this planet think of the two as nearly right on top of each other.

      In the grand scheme of things, 41 LY is pretty damned close. The nearest star is 4.2 LY away, this is only ten times further than the absolute closest star to us. We aren't going to find anything more advanced than bacteria any closer than 4.2, to even know that there are PLANETS just ten times further is very nice to know (if you think that it's possible residents are friendly...otherwise it would be nice if they were farther away...).

    53. Re:Let's use some familiar units people! by apathy+maybe · · Score: 1

      Only on /. will a link to a sport @ Wikipedia be given interesting.

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  2. Nothing for you to see here, please move along by linguae · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along" acquires an odd meaning in a story about the discovery of new planets.

  3. 41 Light Years.. by mattpointblank · · Score: 0

    Nearby? 246 trillion miles is close now?!

  4. It's still in the Milky Way by StringBlade · · Score: 4, Informative

    As opposed to something that is over 7,000 - 10,000 light years away, 41 isn't very far. I mean it's no Alpha Centauri, but it's close in astronomical terms.

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    1. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by kauaidiver · · Score: 1

      41 light years, whats that in parsecs?

    2. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by jbrader · · Score: 2, Informative

      41 light years = 12.5703778 Parsecs. I love google calculator.

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    3. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To put 41 light years in perspective let's see how long it would take to reach this solar system. We'll assume the spacecraft will be traveling at the same speed as the Hellos 1 spacecraft, 252,800 km/h (158,000 mph). 41 light years is about 3.9 × 10^14 kilometers. That would take roughly 175,000 years to reach. As far as I know Hellos 1 and 2 were the fastest space crafts ever made, though I could be wrong. Suddenly 41 light years doesn't seem to close.

      In the scale of the universe 41 light years is pretty insignificant, but just because it's insignificant in a cosmic sense doesn't mean it's insignificant to a species stuck on a backwater planet on the fringe of one of many galaxies.

    4. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "41 light years = 12.5703778 Parsecs. I love google calculator."

      Wow! That's about as fast as the Falcon!

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    5. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by geekoid · · Score: 1

      They're talking about finding shit in the galaxy. Within that CONTEXT it is close.

      The Starbucks in newyork is not close to me. Why? becasue there is a starbucks right at the corner.

      If the next loses starbucks was at the moon, then the starbucks would be close in relation to all other starbucks.

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    6. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by mightybaldking · · Score: 1

      To use Heinlein's analysis from Expanded Universe: 1g constant boost gets us to light speed in 1 year. Assume a maximum speed of .8C, and we get there in 52 years. At .8C, the travellers only perceive 32 years. So, if we can build a 1g boost rocket, and find a fuel source (Non-trivial) we could conceivable travel this distance in a lifetime, and still have some useful years left.

    7. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      As far as I know Helios 1 and 2 were the fastest space crafts ever made

      I was going to call bull-shit until I checked.
      We have heard so much lately about the New Horizons spacecraft and how that is the fastest spacecraft every built. Turns out both are correct.

      The New Horizons spacecraft to Pluto was moving faster than any spacecraft as it left orbit. The Helios spacecraft were moving faster only during their closest approach to the Sun.

      An interesting write-up can be found here

      http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/spacecraft/q0 260.shtml/

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    8. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by Jessta · · Score: 1

      With the apparent infinate size of the universe, nearby is any distance.
      Compared to the size of the universe the distance between there and here approaches zero

      -Jesse McNelis
      ps.
      infinate planets in universe / populated worlds = population of universe approaches zero

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    9. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by Mandrel · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      I wonder what technology will be developed first: a crewed ship capable of 1g accel/decel, or nanotech AI?

      The advantage of nanotech AI is that you can launch millions of them to near lightspeed at low cost, so that you have a reasonable chance that one will land and activate somewhere interesting. It wouldn't be worth sending a ship unless it was known that the system contained an earth-like (or otherwise colony-supporting) planet -- for contact or leapfrogging. The Galaxy powned in 100K years.

    10. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but Hellos 1/2 never made it out of the Sun's gravity well and got stuck in solar orbit. So it would take forever for them to travel 41 light years (with respect to our sun).

      41 light years is FAR, given how little speed you will have left after boosting a spacecraft into a solar escape trajectory. Even with a Jupiter flyby, you wouldn't have that much speed. Never mind trying to match velocity with the target star if you want to go into orbit around that star.

    11. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by misleb · · Score: 1

      Uh, ya, like anyone is going to send a manned mission to an unknown solar system in the forseable future. How disappointing would it be to wait 100+ years and get NOTHING back because something unforseable happened. We're still debating going back to the MOON, of all places. Mars is still probably 30+ years away. I don't imagine anyone bothering with manned extra-solar trips before faster-than-light travel is discovered. We've still got a hell of lot to learn about our own solar system.

      -matthew

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    12. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by pclminion · · Score: 1

      In the reference frame of the spacecraft, you'd save a few years due to special relativity. I calculated it, it's on the order of tens of years, but I won't post the exact number since all these other numbers are guesses anyway (except of course the speed of light).

    13. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by PeelBoy · · Score: 1
      In the scale of the universe 41 light years is pretty insignificant, but just because it's insignificant in a cosmic sense doesn't mean it's insignificant to a species stuck on a backwater planet on the fringe of one of many galaxies.


      Dude. For us the 15 foot walk to change channels on the TV when you lost the remote is a significant distance.
    14. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by shawb · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that you won't be able to get your ship up to 8C. you see, due to relatavistic effects your mass increases as you approach light speed. In order to get up to 1C, it would take... let me do my calculations... infinite energy. Although you may be right about the travellers perceiving 32 years having passed on the journey, once you consider time/space dilation. It's just that it's likely that hundred or thousands of years would have passed by from the resting frames POV. This effect has been used to dramatic effect in many Sci-Fi stories.

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    15. Re:It's still in the Milky Way by mightybaldking · · Score: 1

      It's a bit late, I know, but you missed a decimal point there. It was (point eight C) 41 ~= 32/sqrt(1-.64/1) (although, I may have include acceleration time in the original calc. Therefore, 41 years pass, not thousands. Read the freaking post before you get all snarky.

  5. Which planet again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'd be happier if it were three planets the size of Uranus.

    ba-dum-cha. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

    1. Re:Which planet again? by Whatsisname · · Score: 1

      Would be a suitable april fools day joke lol

    2. Re:Which planet again? by oskay · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since Neptune and Uranus are about the same size, it looks like the units were chosen precisely to avoid that particular lame joke. =)

    3. Re:Which planet again? by thedletterman · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately by the time that joke reaches their planet, we will have renamed uranus to urectum.

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    4. Re:Which planet again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be here all week

      Thank God it's already Thursday. ;-)

    5. Re:Which planet again? by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      The good news is that by the time you fly to these uranus sized planets, we will have changed that joke so they are urectum sized plantes.

    6. Re:Which planet again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

      Not if I can help it...

      Really, the Uranus jokes get really old after about 5 minutes and sound immature.

    7. Re:Which planet again? by Isotopian · · Score: 1
      That MAY be so.

      But I think Goatse would beg to differ.

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    8. Re:Which planet again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're welcome.

      --God

    9. Re:Which planet again? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately by the time that joke reaches their planet, we will have renamed uranus to urectum.

      Which of course is short for "urectum? You damn near killed 'em."

    10. Re:Which planet again? by The+Lord+God · · Score: 1
      You're welcome.

      Watch your step there, Buddy.

    11. Re:Which planet again? by offput · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, by the time we got there, they'd be the size of Urectum.

    12. Re:Which planet again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neptune's mass is 17.15 Earth-Masses while Uranus' mass is 14.54 Earths.

      Pretty small difference, if you call something three times the size of the Earth "small".

      TFA doesn't say if they know exactly how big these things are.

      As to the lame joke, they really need to come up with a creative name for their next probe to Uranus.

  6. Nearby by 42Penguins · · Score: 1

    ...And by nearby, we mean 41 light years away.

    1. Re:Nearby by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, 41 lightyears is nearby. If you were to look at our galaxy, you'd see it had a nice big core, and a number of spiral arms. From a viewpoint above, 41 lightyears from our Sol is the same basic location.

      The galaxy is a fairly big place. It may not be very thick in lightyears, but in the other two dimensions, it's much much bigger.

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    2. Re:Nearby by CrazyDuke · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is if you consider it is theoretically possible to get there within one's lifetime. Heck, if we sent a probe with our current tech which has a top speed of about 1/3c (assuming I remember correctly), it could get there in about 124 years. (It takes ~6 months to get up to top speed with an ion drive if I remember correctly. Yes, I know that's not quite right because it does travel at some speed while accelerating, there are galactic orbit considerations, depends on the mass of the probe/output of the engine, etc.) So, we could see results from the probe in 165 years from launch. With todays technology.

      If the curiosity factor isn't enough to justify such a trip, well, then you should consider that your great grand kids may be in circumstances where they can not survive on this planet for much longer, for some reason or another, and may need to find possible alternatives. Consider it not putting all of one's eggs in one basket.

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    3. Re:Nearby by yobjob · · Score: 1

      Does this mean the images we're receiving right now are already 41 years old?

    4. Re:Nearby by Talchas · · Score: 1

      Just from thinking about it (ie I haven't looked), but 1/3 c seems a bit high - what are they using to keep it from hitting some micrometeor or just interstellar hydrogen and getting destroyed. Or is my sense of scale just way off?

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    5. Re:Nearby by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      Google says:
      "A unit of length equal to the distance that light travels in one year, approximately 5.8 trillion miles."

      (search term: define: light-year)

      I think that's a yes.

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    6. Re:Nearby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, if we sent a probe with our current tech which has a top speed of about 1/3c (assuming I remember correctly), it could get there in about 124 years.

      Don't you mean 117 years? But you are still right that it would take 165 years for us on Earth to receive a signal.

    7. Re:Nearby by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Which is all well and good, until you realize that the pictures of the aliens breaking the shit out of your probe were taken 41 years ago, and that your 41-further-years-delayed response isn't going to help much unless those are the slowest aliens in the universe. I do hope that we've mastered travelling via wormhole in the next 82 years so you can just use your intergalactic flyswatter when you get that gut feeling that something's going wrong.

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    8. Re:Nearby by wulfhound · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's got to be way off -- chemical engine technology won't get you anywhere near 1/3c, even launching a Sputnik-sized probe with a Saturn-sized rocket.

      A quick Google suggests that the Voyager probes are travelling at about 1/20000c; New Horizons is somewhat faster again, but will still need ten years to get to Pluto (a distance of 5 light hours). My guess would be, if we used our largest available rocket and the smallest available payload capable of phoning home over multi light year distances, it might be possible to improve on that by a factor of 20, but you're still looking at millennia to get to the nearest star.

      Nuclear fusion or matter / antimatter reactions are likely the only way to get anywhere near 1/3c.

    9. Re:Nearby by NATIK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dont know the speed of an Ion Drive but if you read his post, that is what he is talking about, not a chemical rocket, but a drive that spits out ions.

    10. Re:Nearby by svindler · · Score: 1

      Putting my mother in law on one of those planets would still mean she was uncomfortably nearby

    11. Re:Nearby by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      ob-python

      Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars; It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
      It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick, But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
      We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point, We go 'round every two hundred million years;
      And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe.

    12. Re:Nearby by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Regardless, I'm wrong. I looked up the top speed and the engine in the DS/1 probe had a top speed of 30 km/sec, where light is about 300 000 km/sec. For some reason I thought the probe had a theoretical max of 100 000 km/sec. Oops. Scrap that idea.

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  7. Re:Crap reporting by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Geesh, they find evidence of three planets around a Sol-like star, and you want them to have more details than that? Give them some more time to analyze the data, it's hard to pick up smaller perturbations at a 41 lightyear range.

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  8. Neighbors? by JehCt · · Score: 3, Funny

    There could be sentient being living there. Odds are 50/50 they have more advanced technology than we do. If they can travel at near light speed, they could arrive here 82+ years after we started beaming massive amounts of radio and tv into space, which would be soon. Maybe we should prepare a "reception" for them or something.

    It's only a matter of time until somebody picks up our signals and comes to crash the party.

    1. Re:Neighbors? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's only a matter of time until somebody picks up our signals and comes to crash the party.

      I'll bring the chips.

      Let's hope they use radio and not telepathy though. Otherwise, I'm not touching the guacamole.

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    2. Re:Neighbors? by PieSquared · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm curious how you came to the conclution the odds of a more advanced society is only 50-50.

      There are two things involved in this: one, do they have the ability to become more advanced (or are they limited by intelligence to less then current levels), and two: how long would an advanced civilization survive?

      If you assume that an advanced society cabable of intersteller transport and teraforming could survive indefinatly (or at least more then 100k years past space travel), there is a far greater chance of them having better technology then worse.

      Another interesting question: is it possible to design artificial intelegence smarter then yourself? If so, said intelegence could then create an intelegence greater then themselves ad infintium, meaning that relitive intelegence of the original species is irrelivent.

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    3. Re:Neighbors? by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Naw, too complicated. They're either more advanced or less. Two choices - 50/50.

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    4. Re:Neighbors? by Xabraxas · · Score: 1
      Another interesting question: is it possible to design artificial intelegence smarter then yourself? If so, said intelegence could then create an intelegence greater then themselves ad infintium, meaning that relitive intelegence of the original species is irrelivent.

      That's what we call singularity my friend.

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    5. Re:Neighbors? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      They could be just as advanced as us.

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    6. Re:Neighbors? by samurphy21 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Sometimes a coin lands on it's edge. Just like the third shot of TXP.

    7. Re:Neighbors? by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      Actually, the odds aren't 50/50. There are three possible outcomes: they are more advanced, the same level of advancement, and less advanced.

      I'm thinking that the chance of them having the same level of advancement is very small, so I'd say it's more of 49.25/.5/49.25 .

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    8. Re:Neighbors? by barbarac · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I know a good caterer that can whip up a storm at a moments notice.

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    9. Re:Neighbors? by PieSquared · · Score: 1

      You're failing to consider the time at below and above, there is just so much time to be found with more advanced civilizations that it seems highly improbable that they would have less technology then us. I mean seriously, if you accept that the universe if more then a billion years old (much more, really), then how can you say that there is a 50% chance that the civilization would be in the exact 10k years that they are less advanced then us? And this is not even considering the possibility of a singularity having taken place allready somewhere in the galaxy or universe...

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    10. Re:Neighbors? by M0b1u5 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree that aliens finding US, by way of travelling through our radiosphere is far more likely than us finding the aliens, and I even expect that to happen well before my hundredth birthday, in 2065. It's easy to see why this is likely: plot a sphere 150 light years in radius against the size of the milky way galaxy, and you will see it is a non-trivial portion of the entire thing. (i.e. our radiosphere is actually easily visible when viewing the entire galaxy.)

      However, I can not for the life of me figure out why you say the chances are 50/50 of them being more advanced than us.

      I think that it is almost impossible any radio-using aliens exist within a hundred light years of Earth - as SETI would already have picked up those signals.

      So, given it is 41 light years away - it is easy to say that no inteliigent life forms which use radio waves exist there.

      Of course, us looking for radio waves might be like Sioux Indians trying to intercept telegrapgh signals by looking for smoke signals on the horizon...

      It's likely that no self respecting civilisation would ever THINK about using the electromagnetic spectrum to communicate with, and it seems likely (to me at least) that all emerging civilisations will go through an electromagnetic "phase" until they find gravity waves, or FTL comms. This being the case, we'll never intercept ANY radio waves at all from aliens.

      Mostly because, if we lean towards Drake, then the number of space-faring civilisations in our galaxy is at best, 40, and at worst 1 (That's if you actually DO count Earth as "civilised"!). If it's one, the answer is easy - if it's 40, then the likelyhood of us finding them is exceedingly low. 40 civilisations spread randomly through the "blue donut" of habitable areas in our galaxy would mean being separated by many many hundreds (and probably thousands) of light years - I haven't done the math.

      Drake boils down to "Number of alien space-faring civilisations in galaxy = number of years those civilisations last". Ours has lasted 40 years... and that's giving us a HUGE benefit-of-the-doubt.

      Anyway, the chances of any other civilisation being more advanced than us (if we believe Drake) is almost zero. If he is correct, then WE are the most advanced race, and are close to self destruction, while the others still attempt space travel.

      The longer we survive, the more likely it becomes, that we will discover other races, and the longer we survive, the more likely it is that we will encounter them at levels BELOW where we are today. That's if we find THEM.

      Of course, I'm convinced that THEY will find US, and they'll be far more advanced than us. The only question is - when?

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    11. Re:Neighbors? by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      I actually like the 50/50 odds. Here's why. Pick two civilizations at random. Assuming a continuous distribution of sophistication, the probability of them being the same is zero. Thus one will be more sophisticated than the other. By the symmetry of a random choice, the probability must be 50/50.

      The [major] thing to get around here is that we are hardly a random choice of civilization. We are picked specifically by our presumed ability to observe another civilization. However, I'm willing to overlook this and believe the estimate's right.

    12. Re:Neighbors? by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

      "Another interesting question: is it possible to design artificial intelegence smarter then yourself? If so, said intelegence could then create an intelegence greater then themselves ad infintium, meaning that relitive intelegence of the original species is irrelivent."

      Perhaps humans were intelegently designed by monkeys

    13. Re:Neighbors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, to complain about the noise?

    14. Re:Neighbors? by tajgenie · · Score: 1
      It's only a matter of time until somebody picks up our signals and comes to crash the party.
      I don't know... I can't even pick up signals in my house or on the freeway. I'd like to subscribe to the provider that gets me reception 241039000000000 miles away from a receiver!
    15. Re:Neighbors? by Instine · · Score: 1

      It's likely that no self respecting civilisation would ever THINK about using the electromagnetic spectrum to communicate with, and it seems likely (to me at least) that all emerging civilisations will go through an electromagnetic "phase" until they find gravity waves, or FTL comms. This being the case, we'll never intercept ANY radio waves at all from aliens.

      Aliens of any notable intelligence would use neutrinos to communicate, as they pass through just about anything, unhindered. Of course that includes puny man made detectors. Also many ultra short/long wave regions of the spectrum are not being whatched by SETI, and these are the more sensible wave lengths to use (as long as you are impervious to such radiation, which is likely for aliens, as the earth is notable for its lack of such radiation occurring naturally in the environment we have evolved in.

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    16. Re:Neighbors? by x-vere · · Score: 1

      Don't Panic

      Your planet is about to be demolished to make way for an interstellar highway.

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    17. Re:Neighbors? by Inda · · Score: 1
      However, I can not for the life of me figure out why you say the chances are 50/50 of them being more advanced than us.

      I would say there is a 1 in 3 chance of them being more advanced than us.

      Why? Because there are only 3 possible outcomes. (1) They are better than us. (2) They are the same as us. (3) They are worse than us.

      But I know nothing. Carry on. 50/50 sounds close enough.

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    18. Re:Neighbors? by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      (i.e. our radiosphere is actually easily visible when viewing the entire galaxy.)

      This would be the same Galaxy that we recently discovered we had entirely the wrong shape for? I wouldn't underestimate the staggering immensity of our ignorance at this stage (note this doesn't mean we are stupid, just not educated enough yet), and any efforts to realistically predict alien intelligence or lack thereof are going to come up against that barrier. To whit I say, all bets are off.

    19. Re:Neighbors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...meaning that relitive intelegence of the original species is irrelivent.

      Given the above post, I assume all of these increasingly smarter A.I. still won't be able to spell worth a damn.

    20. Re:Neighbors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious how you came to the conclution the odds of a more advanced society is only 50-50.

      Well duh. It's like, one or the other. Dude, if you can't work that out, that's totally bogus.

    21. Re:Neighbors? by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      Shark and Crodcodile civlization hasn't really changed at all in 100 million years. In fact, it would be highly unlikely that if there is life at all in this nearby solar system, it would be intelligent life.

      It seems far more likely that we would posess vastly greater intelligence than any species found nearby, based on the number of intelligent species in our own solar system.

      The evidence indicates evolution proceeds in fits and starts, with long periods where nothing much happens at all. For 99.9+% of the history of life on Earth, there was no intelligent life.

    22. Re:Neighbors? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Of course, I'm convinced that THEY will find US, and they'll be far more advanced than us. The only question is - when?

      If you subscribe to Singularist type of thinking, we can assume that either there are no other life forms of intelligence in the universe or we are just the first.

      Otherwise, wouldn't notice the universe being metabolized into a supercomputer in order to solve great questions like "Can the second law of thermodynamics be reversed?"?

      Unless of course The Last Question isn't so complicated after all and they don't need to use all the matter in the universe to figure it out (or have found another method to go about this computation).

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    23. Re:Neighbors? by Razor+Sex · · Score: 1
      plot a sphere 150 light years in radius against the size of the milky way galaxy, and you will see it is a non-trivial portion of the entire thing.


      I'd have to disagree on that one. First, that should be "diameter" instead of "radius" - our radio waves weren't always that powerful. Second, the Milky Way is about 100,000 ly in diameter, and about 1000 ly thick in the disk. The Earth-radio wave bubble is about 2x10^4 ly^3 in volume, compared to a volume of 7.85*10^12 ly^3 for the galaxy. Pretty insignificant.

      Furthermore, 40 isn't some widely accepted upper limit on the Drake Equation. My pet calculations get me in the 1000-10000 range, which makes even our little bubble more significant.

      I tend to think, though, that we're almost certainly a pretty young race, and probably pretty worthless to pay attention to.
    24. Re:Neighbors? by Rinzai · · Score: 1
      It might be a little while before they launch. The gravity on Neptune is about 110% that of Earth. Neptune is mostly gas (just like /., really). These planets are rocky, which means that the gravity on them will be somewhere in the neighborhood of 3.35 x Earth's (assuming the same density as Earth, 5.5 gm/cm3); higher densities (meaning, less or no water) will lead to higher gravity. Now, assuming that there's no water at all, they're likely never coming, but even with water there, launching something into orbit will be quite a feat.

      If they get here, though, they're going to be really short, but great jumpers. You think Jordan had air? Wait until you see Grxbnyz!

    25. Re:Neighbors? by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you'd like to make a friendly wager on the outcome of a Yankees/Cubs game . . .

    26. Re:Neighbors? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Pick two civilizations at random. Assuming a continuous distribution of sophistication, the probability of them being the same is zero. Thus one will be more sophisticated than the other. By the symmetry of a random choice, the probability must be 50/50.

      Using exactly the same argument, I can show that my weighted coin also has a 50% chance of coming up heads when flipped. Want to play a game? We'll flip it and every time it comes up heads, you give me $1 and every time it comes up tails I'll give you $1.50. We'll play for, say, 10,000 flips.

      Hint: The "symmetry" you mention is an unsupported assumption. Many binary-valued random variables do not have a uniform distribution. Many random variables do not have a uniform distribution.

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    27. Re:Neighbors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aliens of any notable intelligence would use neutrinos to communicate, as they pass through just about anything, unhindered."

      Stars also pump out a ton of Neutrinos, making for some inconvienent signal noise.

    28. Re:Neighbors? by Instine · · Score: 1

      I didn't say I was an intelligent alien. ;)

      Good point well raised

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    29. Re:Neighbors? by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      What my argument states is that, if you were to flip 10,000 coins twice, then the two experiments would be equivalent. If you pick two civilizations at random, they're each values from *the same* random variable. You misinterpreted my argument.

    30. Re:Neighbors? by swillden · · Score: 1

      If you pick two civilizations at random, they're each values from *the same* random variable. You misinterpreted my argument.

      I see what you were saying, but I still think the other poster is more correct.

      The reason is that although both values are from the same random variable, one of them is at least partially known. You're comparing the position of our known civilization to that of another one randomly selected.

      Going back to games of chance, suppose you roll a 100-sided die twice. As you say, the probability that your second roll produces a value that is greater than your first roll is 50%. However, suppose you have rolled once and got, say, 21. What is the probability that your second roll will produce a value greater than 21? If the die is fair, 79%. If not, it the value depends on the weighting, but it probably isn't 50%.

      Of course, in that example, we know the range of the die. We don't know how long civilizations last, so the analogy isn't perfect.

      We do know that our own civilization is fairly young, at least in terms of the sorts of geological/astronomical timescales that might wipe us out. Assuming that civilizations don't tend to destroy themselves shortly after obtaining significant levels of technology, we, and any others like us, should have many tens of thousands of years of survival and development beyond our current stage. That, in turn, means that another randomly-selected civilization is highly likely to be more advanced than us.

      Now, if we assume that civilizations do tend to blow themselves up as soon as they acquire the technology required, we may be a very advanced civilization nearing the point of suicide. In that case, though, we're probably not going to find any other civilizations, because apparently we all blow ourselves up before being able to spread beyond our starting planet.

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  9. Rocky Planets by DiGG3r · · Score: 1

    Pretty soon, astronomers will eventually find solid earth size plants orbiting sun like stars. When this happens, then it will be time to get excited about the possibility of finding life outside our own solar system. But this won't happen till the next gen telescopes replace todays' such as the aging Hubble.

    1. Re:Rocky Planets by magicjava · · Score: 1

      Rocky planets, or, more likely, rocky moons.

  10. aah, monoliths by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    Nothing beats +2 minerals, +2 nutrients, and +2 energy without having to waste time with formers.

    Also good for quick healing of troops. (But don't overdo it!)

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    1. Re:aah, monoliths by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      "Nothing beats +2 minerals, +2 nutrients, and +2 energy..."

      Except for anything enchanted at +3 or above...

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    2. Re:aah, monoliths by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but late game fungus is better than a monolith anyway in Alien Crossfire.

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  11. for those of you complaining about "nearby" by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nearby, like many words, is not an absolute term. It is relative to the scale of the things involved. No, 41 lightyears is not nearby if you're talking about the distance from your house to the nearest gas station, but when you are talking about interstellar distances, 41 lightyears is much more near our sun (i.e., nearby) than say a star on the opposite side of the Milky Way.

    Think of it like this. We'll use another word whose meaning is varaible in a similar way: close. A scafolding platform collapses and a pile of bricks comes within one foot of crashing down on you. You might say, "Wow! that was close." You throw a pitch in a ball game and you throw wide one foot left of the strike zone. No one would call that close. You'd need to be in a range of, say, a centimeter from the plate for a pitch to be called close.

    1. Re:for those of you complaining about "nearby" by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

      You throw a pitch in a ball game and you throw wide one foot left of the strike zone.

      For some of us, that would be close.

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    2. Re:for those of you complaining about "nearby" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, Captain Obvious! We as /. readers are able to program computers, build and repair high tech equipment, and contemplate Kurzweil Singularities. But we are so stupid and ignorant that we cannot possibly understand the term "nearby" and its relative usage in an astronomical sense.

    3. Re:for those of you complaining about "nearby" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is an absolute term. As in, absolutely wrong. This is not nearby. It right in the middle of the way.

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    4. Re:for those of you complaining about "nearby" by marcop · · Score: 1

      Dude, you are comfusing me. Please use units that we all understand around here. For example, how many VW beetles is that?

    5. Re:for those of you complaining about "nearby" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, following the baseball idea, Bob Uecker might say these new planets are "Just, a bit outside"?

  12. If that's nearby then.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    maybe you won't mind going and picking my drycleaning... it's in Australia.

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  13. Close enough by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We might not have the technology to travel there physically in my lifetime (or lifespan, whatever) but that should be close enough to warrant some refocusing of more than a few SETI dishes. And for the longer term maybe a satelite designed to last 500 years to send there. This might be a project worth investing in even though we will be long gone before it would achieve fruition.

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    1. Re:Close enough by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The great news is, they have already been receiving our TV signals.

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    2. Re:Close enough by sdnoob · · Score: 1

      The great news is, they have already been receiving our TV signals.

      which is exactly why we haven't heard a peep out of anyone, anything, anywhere, yet.

  14. I for one... by Sentri · · Score: 2, Funny

    welcome our new-neptunian overlords

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    1. Re:I for one... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Actually, they're not Neptunian. They are Neptunian-sized overlords. Mistakes such as that will cause you to be one of the first against the wall when our Neptunian-sized overlords take over.

      I will welcome that, for using such an old joke. :^)

  15. Re:What's the point of all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ehm, cosmology has allowed rational people to do away with bronze-age tribal myths in favour of actual science.

  16. But ... by Micah · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, some might consider this a possible life site. But how can we know the planets are indeed distributed as they are in our Solar System, with a rocky planet with the right elements located in zone around the star that can support liquid water for billions of years?

    Also, three Neptune sized planets probably would not protect such a terrestrial world against frequent life-exterminating collisions as our Jupiter and Saturn (and to a lesser extent Uranus and Neptune) have done. Neptune is no where near Jupiter's size, and Jupiter has almost certainly saved us from death.

    1. Re:But ... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No extinction wiped out ALL life.

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    2. Re:But ... by imemyself · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if a major (and by major I'm talking impact of a reasonably large sized asteroid) extinction happened 5,000 years ago, would we be here right now?

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    3. Re:But ... by sploxx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, some might consider this a possible life site. But how can we know the planets are indeed distributed as they are in our Solar System, with a rocky planet with the right elements located in zone around the star that can support liquid water for billions of years?

      AFAIK, the formation of planets is not understood very well yet. So I think it is not a bad way to assume that, if many parameters for a star system match, that they may also be similar in many other regards.

      This is what one would do to model some experimental data. The best models are of course based on well-tested first principles.
      But if you have nothing better, you take your set of samples and assume that new species are like the known ones which they match best.

    4. Re:But ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, some might consider this a possible life site. But how can we know the planets are indeed distributed as they are in our Solar System, with a rocky planet with the right elements located in zone around the star that can support liquid water for billions of years?

      And more importantly, is there a nearby wifi site I can leech off of with my Pringle can?

    5. Re:But ... by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      So if a tree falls in a forest, how loud do you suppose it has to scream before the lumberjacks stop killing it?

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    6. Re:But ... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > But how can we know the planets are indeed distributed as they are in our Solar
      > System, with a rocky planet with the right elements located in zone around the
      > star that can support liquid water for billions of years?

      Actually, if you read the article, it becomes instantly apparent that these planets are *not* inhabitable by earthlife as they stand, and probably not even with significant terraforming.

      The astroscientists are excited because they're now able to use stellar wobble to locate planets the size of Neptune, which is a significant improvement over years past when they could only find Jupiter-sized planets this way. The actual planets they found are not the main point here.

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    7. Re:But ... by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      "Actually, if you read the article, it becomes instantly apparent that these planets are *not* inhabitable by earthlife as they stand, and probably not even with significant terraforming."

      If they were Jupiter-sized planets, and they were located far enough away from their star to allow terrestrial planets to form, then it would be significant, because it would tell us that not only could there be terrestrial planets there, but the Jupiter-sized planets would likely have protected them from the massive amount of debris in the solar nebula. The closer a solar system is to ours, the better (in other words, little is understood about planet formation).

    8. Re:But ... by Damvan · · Score: 1

      The collision between the "Mars sized planet" and the early Earth that formed the moon certainly wiped out all life, on both the Earth and the "Mars sized planet" at least.

      http://www.spacedaily.com/news/lunar-01d.html

  17. Re:Crap reporting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, it's just like an article about a press release on the morrow, or some shit.

  18. I'm Excited... by Quaoar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm really impressed by the speed of progress here. I'm hoping that in ~30 years, we'll actually be able to SEE these planets. That's really exciting!

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  19. What's our asteroid belt cross-section? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the sum of radius^2 taken over everything in the asteroid belt? It's known that the total mass (sum of radius^3) isn't that big, but its cross-section gives a better indication of how visible it is. I doubt that ours is very visible, and therefore any belt we detect out there must be so much denser that by comparison our asteroid belt shouldn't really count as one.

  20. Re:Marco Polo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Nearby" is a relative term; so it "walking distance." Remember, Marco Polo walked to China!

  21. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  22. Re:Marco Polo by annex1 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Didn't Marco Polo walk through a swimming pool?

    j/k

  23. Re:Crap reporting by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

    Geesh, they find evidence of three planets around a Sol-like star, and you want them to have more details than that? Give them some more time to analyze the data, it's hard to pick up smaller perturbations at a 41 lightyear range.

    No kidding. It'll take us at least ten years to find any monoliths.

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  24. I'll help you move there by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if you can get the truck to get there.

    I would also help you move here on earth. Assuming the distance you want to move is the same percentage distance of the earth that 41 light years is to the galaxy.

    Seriously, it about context. What was the article talking about, finding something in the galaxy. There for nearby will be relative to the size of the galaxy.

    Man, nobody understands context anymore.

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    1. Re:I'll help you move there by counterfriction · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, I'm good enough at discerning context that I understood what you meant by "There for" and "What was the article talking about, finding something in the galaxy." (a rhetorical question gone statement?) Man, nobody understands grammar any more.

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    2. Re:I'll help you move there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assure you the truck can get there - it just needs the right "push".

  25. So if I understand you right.... by anotherzeb · · Score: 2, Informative

    Space is big. Really big. You might think it's a long way to the chemist on the nearest non-Milky Way Nuptune-sized planets 41 light years away, but that's peanuts compared with space

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  26. Re:Crap reporting by Randolpho · · Score: 1

    By my calculations, we should have found a monolith 6 years ago.

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  27. Re:So IF there is intelegent life there.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    assuming they have radio.
    They could be 1000 years behind us, and they would still be intelligent life.

    And if they can travel at near light speed, they probably have ahd the technolgy long enough to have already checked us out.

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  28. Re:What's the point of all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    First, I doubt this is costing "billions". Secondly, what country are you refering to? A bit of reading of the article and some fast research and you'd find the observatory in question is funded internationally.

    Why is it anytime any article comes up that involves space does someone have to whine "why are we spending money on this instead of fattening up the masses who refuse to be productive"? OK, so we feed the poor. What's next? Do you want us to hire them servents to wipe their asses too?

    I'm seriously not a cold person but I am sick of giving the most to the least deserving.

    What does science give us? It gives us the ability to produce so much that we have excess to give to the lazy masses who refuse to do for themselves.

    You got another question about that, shithead?

  29. Re:What's the point of all this? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah? And I'd like to know why this country spends HUNDREDS of billions of dollars on unnecessary wars. One gains knowledge for all mankind, the other pisses off the rest of the world and generates more enemies for us to have to fight down the road. I'd say the billions for space study is much more worthwile than many of the other things we do.

  30. Re:So IF there is intelegent life there.... by t35t0r · · Score: 1

    There is intelligent life, they think we're amoeba.

  31. Our TV signals... by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

    ... great, Jerry Springer just became our galactic first impression.

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    1. Re:Our TV signals... by AngryElmo · · Score: 1

      Nope - Hitler did. They got the 1936 Olympic opening ceremony 29 years ago...

  32. Neptune-MASSED not SIZED by rewinn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the Article:The newly discovered planets have masses of about 10, 12 and 18 times that of Earth and they zip around the star in rapid orbits of about 9, 32 and 197 days, respectively. Based on their distances from the star, two inner worlds nearest the star are rocky planets similar to Mercury, the scientists suspect.

    The significance of the distinction is that rocky planets may be much more likely to harbor earth-like life than are gas giants. Of course, being so close to their home sun that they have a 9 or 32-earth day year, it seems likely that the "earth-like" life may be mere bacteria living in subsurface water, rather than human-like meat-bags getting suntans on the surface.

  33. How is it like our Solar System? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The setup is similar to our own solar system in many ways: The outermost planet is located just within the star's habitable zone, where temperatures are moderate enough for liquid water to form
    Okay, I'm missing this. How is this like our solar system?

    Assuming we can spot Neptune sized planets, if we were looking at our Solar System, we would see four planets well outside the "habitable" zone. Here we see three big rocky planets where only one is "just inside" the habitable zone--and I rashly assume it's just within the too-hot side (the outermost planet has a year of 197 days, compared to Venus's 224).

    How is this "similar"? Seems pretty different to me...
    1. Re:How is it like our Solar System? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      The star is dimmer than the sun. It's habitable zone is therefor smaller. The outermost of the three planets is in its habitable zone.

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    2. Re:How is it like our Solar System? by obnoxiousbastard · · Score: 1

      >>How is this like our solar system?

      It is a single star that has planets and an asteroid belt.

      Some of the planets that have been recently discovered have been around degenerate objects like neutron stars

      A big fraction of stars are in binary or multiple star systems whose gravitational dynamics are thought to make it difficult for planets to form.

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  34. Heres what I don't get by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    after we started beaming massive amounts of radio and tv into space

    What with dispersion, atmospheric absorption, and general background interference from the sun and other far more powerful sources of radio waves, I reckon aliens would have a hard time picking up TV stations from mars, never mind light years away. I mean in real terms, what are the odds that anything except a very, very powerful radio telescope pointed directly towards earth and listening on the correct wavelengths is going to pick up anything but background static? Fairly minimal I reckon.

    Besides which given another 200 years or so we are probably going to invent or discover some entirely new and far more efficient means of communication than radio, and the first scientist to turn it on is going to be blasted out the window by the storm of alien TV and radio he just tuned in to.

    1. Re:Heres what I don't get by toganet · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it will probably be called something like 802.11n or something, and use TCP/IP or the like to encode individual packets of information.

      The way things are going, we won't be broadcasting much longer, either.

    2. Re:Heres what I don't get by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it will probably be called something like 802.11n or something,

      802.11n, bluetooth, etc., are all radio...

    3. Re:Heres what I don't get by drdewm · · Score: 1

      There are probably already messages floating around but we just don't recognize them. Maybe those huge gamma ray bursts are the signs or some other dimensional energy not effected by gravity etc. Heck maybe there's huge writing in dark energy galaxies wide/long but we can barely theorize the existance of such things much less see and interpret the signs.

  35. Concerned scientists change name to more serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leading names of a planet that would be less embarressing would be to
    1) Urectum
    2) Urpenis
    and 3) Urbutt

  36. Come now, be mature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why, if I went around pointing out that the p-p chain warms Uranus, or that once in a while, a hard rocky body is enveloped by Uranus (though this happened much more frequently when Uranus was young), or told the one about low-mass stars ("She's like anyone else of her type - she blows off, and then - all of a sudden! - you've reached her turn-off point."), I wouldn't be respected.

    Lets be mature, and discuss things like degenerate pressure, the instability strip, the Jeans length, and Hadrons like adults!

  37. Feeding by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Funny you should mention this, given that supporting the homeless/disabled/Africans costs dick-all in the grand scheme of things. The time that governments spend DISCUSSING welfare ultimately costs more (in terms of administrative salaries and parliment/congress time) that welfare itself ever will. For the cost of what Canada spends on helicopters for the miitary, every single jobless person in the entire country could be supported. That's not to say that we shouldn't buy helicopters, it's just putting things in perspective. (Note that I'm just referring to welfare/disability assistance and foreign aid, not something genuinely expensive like healthcare).

    People who complain about the government supporting people who are incapable of working is really quite inexpensive, since there are very few people who can't work. It's things like the military, health care, and public works that suck up all the tax revenue. Welfare is insignificant.

    I'm so sick of compassionless conservatives bitching about the couple of dollars per year that they pay for welfare, while at the same time endorsing the wars that cost tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars paid per person for wars.

    Here's an experiment, to convince you that the myth of the lazy jobless guy is just that -- a myth. Approach someone without a job (preferably one who isn't insane, as so many homeless folks are). Offer them a fulltime job (no benefits necessary) at minimum wage doing something that is within their capabilities. I guarantee that 90% of the welfare / disability recipients you make this offer to will accept your job offer. Of course, no one will ever make those offers, since most people are profoundly bigoted against the jobless -- which in turn is what KEEPS those people jobless. And disabled people are, for the most part, simply incapable of doing enough useful work to justify a salary that would keep them housed and fed. And so no one offers them jobs either. It's nothing to do with laziness. And if you don't believe me, just try my experiment. Go down to the local homeless shelter and try it (but avoid the schizophrenics -- they don't really count, being too crazy to know what's going on).

    1. Re:Feeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      given that supporting the homeless/disabled/Africans

      Thanks for being a racist, asshole.

      Offer them a fulltime job (no benefits necessary) at minimum wage doing something that is within their capabilities. I guarantee that 90% of the welfare / disability recipients you make this offer to will accept your job offer. Of course, no one will ever make those offers, since most people are profoundly bigoted against the jobless

      Bullshit. There are TONS of jobs in the papers. According to your scenerio McDonalds would have to turn people away instead of always having a "now hiring" on their sign.

      I'm so sick of compassionless conservatives bitching about the couple of dollars per year that they pay for welfare, while at the same time endorsing the wars that cost tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars paid per person for wars.

      I'm sick of hearing that "conservatives" are the ones supporting the war when the liberals votred for it too and the fact that 70%+ of all Americans supported the invasion the day before. So fuck you and your made up bullshit.

      Asshats like you trying to come off like you have all the answer and the fact is you make this shit up to make yourself feel better about the type of life you live.

    2. Re:Feeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      supporting the homeless/disabled/Africans costs dick-all in the grand scheme of things. The time that governments spend DISCUSSING welfare ultimately costs more (in terms of administrative salaries and parliment/congress time) that welfare itself ever will

      Social spending in the US, including "welfare", is over 1.4 trillion dollars in 2005, two-thirds of total government spending, up from about 1/3 of the budget in 1962. Military spending is about one sixth of the total. The social programs ("mandatory" spending) have been growing at about 9% annually from 1962 to 2005; discretionary spending (including military) about 6%.

    3. Re:Feeding by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      For the cost of what Canada spends on helicopters for the miitary, every single jobless person in the entire country could be supported

      Canada must have one bitchin array of helicopters, but seriously, ...What have you been smoking?

      You are suggesting that Canada should redirect the entire military helicopter budget to support jobless people?

      And what about the thousands of people that are now jobless because they use to make military helicopters? What about the now-jobless employees of the restaurants where those people eat? What about the now-jobless people that use to maintain their lawns while they are at work building the helicopters? What about the entire community of people (also now jobless) that use to support these people?

      All your plan does is transfer a pot of cash from one group to another. It funds people to do some as-yet-unformulated productive thing for the community, and puts another entire community of currently productive people in their place (it is a zero-sum game).

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    4. Re:Feeding by Khaed · · Score: 1

      Thanks for being a racist, asshole.

      You must be one of the most ignorant motherfuckers on slashdot.

      We give billions in aid, both governmental and private, to Africa. It has nothing to do with race. Dealing with the HIV/AIDS epidemic there is a major issue. Because, you know, it's really fucking bad. In part because of a lack of education there, in part because of local stubbornness(people refusing to listen to the education and spreading it), and we don't want the virus to mutate enough in humans that all the research for a cure or prevention is thrown out when AIDS II hits.

      And I hate having to call you out on this, because so rarely do I see /. posts advocating a conservative viewpoint on anything, but you're just a total asshole through out this post.

    5. Re:Feeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the reader: I started off this reply with a couple simple inline comments. But the more I thought about this guy, the more I realized he was using fallacies to throw people off of the parents point.

      Thanks for being a racist, asshole.

      Red Herring: The poster purposely confuses the intent of the parent as being racist, when indeed the US and Canada both send money to Africa to help feed Africans who are suffering through famine. This is a type of welfare: international welfare - and thus is completely relevent. Additionally, money is being spent on other humanitarian chrisis in Africa - like Sudan.

      Bullshit. There are TONS of jobs in the papers.

      Straw Man: The argument being made is that 90% of the people when given a chance to work (and are also capable of doing so) will take the job. The reply is that there are plenty of jobs in the paper. The poster is attacking his own argument of choosing, rather than addressing what the parent said.

      According to your scenerio McDonalds would have to turn people away instead of always having a "now hiring" on their sign.

      Straw Man: That is a scenario provided by the poster, not the parent - again attacking his own argument - not actually addressing the parent.

      He's also injecting fact without basis. The following are assumptions made by the poster and presented as fact:
      A) Every McDonalds is now hiring.
      B) McDonalds corporation has enough positions open to fill 12,000,000 jobless positions (assuming a 4% unemployment rate).
      C) Every jobless person has a McDonalds local to them.
      D) Every jobless person is capable of working at McD's.
      E) McDonalds does not turn away new applicants because they are properly staffed.

      I doubt any of those supposed facts is true.

      I'm sick of hearing that "conservatives" are the ones supporting the war when the liberals votred for it too and the fact that 70%+ of all Americans supported the invasion the day before. So fuck you and your made up bullshit.

      On a personal level, I'm a liberal - and I know many many liberals. None of them have ever supported the iraq war. Most of my conservative friends did, and a large # of them no longer do. I do not personally believe poll numbers, as it's pretty apparent at least two of the major news networks are in the bed with this administration.

      In any event, the parents reply was present tense. You're talking about who did (past tense) support the war when the Bush administration was claiming there were WMDs. But who is currently (present tense) supporting the decision to go to war now that it's clear that the pretense was false? Certainly not liberals! Yet conservatives still tend to support the decision when the pretense for war was clearly wrong. What you have done is setup another straw man "you guys supported it too" - well ok that's true some may have, and even if you believe the poll #'s, then upto 20% of democrats did*.

      But that would mean:
      A) The majority of democrats did not (30%*).
      B) Those who did, only did because they believed there were WMDs (which were not there).
      C) Most of those who did changed their mind when they applied cognitive thought to the simple question: why did we go there? Was the reason for going to war valid?

      Asshats like you trying to come off like you have all the answer and the fact is you make this shit up to make yourself feel better about the type of life you live.

      I'm no logic wizard, so someone correct me - but I think this is also a straw man. He did not reply inline to a specific statement, but rather as a conclusion to the parents entire piece.

      Instead of summing up the reasons why the parent was wrong, he instead tries to distract the reader by making a statement about the parents life style (implying a negative lifestyle, one that the parent should feel bad about).

      * The poster is working with two numbers in his statemnet that 70% of americans supported the war and that liberals voted for it.

    6. Re:Feeding by freeweed · · Score: 1

      the myth of the lazy jobless guy is just that -- a myth

      You're funny.

      Explain to me then, in a province with practically zero unemployment, how can there still be physically fit, mentally able people who don't work?

      Explain how, when menial jobs that literally anyone could do are paying over $10/hr, and businesses are shutting down because they can't find enough warm bodies to do these jobs, there are thousands of welfare recipients?

      For the record, I've personally known dozens of people who have either deliberately left the workforce, or stopped looking for work, just so they could collect unemployment/welfare benefits. There are tens of thousands of people in Canada perfectly capable of working, who could find a job tomorrow, that choose not to.

      I don't have to look hard to find jobless people. I've offered my welfare-collecting friends jobs, and they usually turn them down. I've also ran a company where we went out of our way to hire "welfare moms" - we got a subsidy from the feds for the first 6 months, and if they could work, we kept them on. Over 75% of them ended up back on welfare, because many of them went back on their cocaine habit, others just didn't feel like getting up for 9am, and some plain just earned more money on welfare.

      Believe me, there are plenty of lazy jobless people. Not all of them, maybe not even the majority, but there are plenty.

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    7. Re:Feeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it doesn't fit your little view it's either a "straw man" or a "red herring"? get off it, it's direct quotes and you know it. the "attacks" on the parent are fact.. . this is a very liberal thing to do: call someone out on their point of view and you're "challenging" them, if you question the liberals point of view they're being "attacked". bullshit and spin. You did nothing to prove anything. Anything I posted was an "attack" but the most you can do to support anything you say is to claim an assumption on the voting population? Fuck that straight up.

      And for your "some liberals may have supported the war then but they don't now" bullshit... That's just great. Create a power vacuum and leave those people. Fucking brilliant. Let's just let them kill the minority Kurds... Why not? Liberals are always ready to turn a blind eye to genocide.

      As for McDonald's... fuck, do you take everything in your life that literally? you must have problems functioning then. no wonder people are so tired of liberal spin to the point that even when a "conservative" administration gets out of hand they'd rather have them than good old Kerry. You guys have really lost touch with the world around you. But that's OK. I know you guys like to think that makes you superior, it reality it makes you asshats who endlessly have something to prove. Thanks for the laughs fucktard.

    8. Re:Feeding by redcane · · Score: 1

      I can see how that might work. I am assuming the granparents point was that the cost of welfare is not that expensive, if a country that has no particular enemies or threats spends a comparable amount of money on a particular facet of defense. Here in Australia, Full Social Security payments are around (AUD) $8000 per year. From a news article(http://www.couriermail.news.com.au/story/0 ,20797,19005086-953,00.html) we bought 22 choppers for $1.9 billion, with the original contract signed in 2001.(The article was about the problems requiring an extra $625 mill to deal with problems in the delivered product, but we will ignore the extra cost). Now that is enough to support 237,500 recipients of full social security payments. We have a population of 20 million (roughly), so this is ~8% of the population. We have an unemployment rate of around 5%. Of course I don't know how many choppers we maintain in total, but this purchase covers a large part of our welfare expenses for 1.6 years (all in ballpark figures). Now I'm not even really convinced Australia can support an army capable of defending a large scale attack. So it's usefulness is debatable, so surely we can spare the money to support some people who would otherwise starve/steal from others/beg/generally make life worse for everybody.

    9. Re:Feeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welfare is wasted money. Your points are accurate, but they don't address that fact.

      The military is a necessity. It's size and scope can be debated, but it's impossible to reasonably argue that no military is necessary.

      Welfare, on the other hand, can rightly be called unnecessary. Charities exist that accomplish the same goal. Is there a charity that will defend the country against its enemies?

      Mortgages are more expensive than electric bills. That doesn't mean we should leave the refrigerator open all day. Waste is waste, no matter its size.

      "I'm so sick of compassionless conservatives bitching about the couple of dollars per year that they pay for welfare, while at the same time endorsing the wars that cost tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars paid per person for wars."

      Well, frankly I'm sick of witless people (notice I avoided the trollish attack on a political ideology, while you did not) ignoring the fact that welfare reinforces a culture of irresponsibility and dependence.

      Do you think it's an accident that people on welfare tend to vote overwhelmingly for leftist politics? Do you think the leftists don't know this, and try to exploit it for political gain?

  38. Inteligent Life by Dj-Zer0 · · Score: 1
    "There could be sentient being living there. Odds are 50/50 they have more advanced technology than we do. If they can travel at near light speed, they could arrive here 82+ years after we started beaming massive amounts of radio and tv into space, which would be soon. Maybe we should prepare a "reception" for them or something."
    I totally agree here, it has not been maybe 100 years or so ( correct me if i am wrong ) that humans started using radio waves for communication, these radio waves do not travel at the speed of light, so if there are other inteligent life forms ( which i belive there is ) that probably havent picked up our signals yet since it probably havent reach them yet, So sooner or later one of these folks going to pick up American Idol on their receivers and come to check us out. I really hope it will happen soon or has it already ( http://www.ufoevidence.org/photographs/photohome.a sp )
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    1. Re:Inteligent Life by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wait, did you just say radio waves don't travel at the speed of light? Hmm, yes you did. FYI, radio waves are light.

    2. Re:Inteligent Life by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1
      So sooner or later one of these folks going to pick up American Idol on their receivers and come to check us out.

      You made a typo there:

      So sooner or later one of these folks going to pick up American Idol on their receivers and come to WIPE us out.

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    3. Re:Inteligent Life by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1

      No No - you misunderstand.

      What I'm saying, is that if intelligent alien life ever gets to see American Idol, then they most DEFINITELY will come here to wipe us out, because we obviously need to be put out of our misery.

      Kinda like shooting a lame horse. Or putting down a sick dog.

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    4. Re:Inteligent Life by Dj-Zer0 · · Score: 1

      Why do you think they will be hostile ?

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    5. Re:Inteligent Life by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      Cause they would have seen American Idol?

      -WS

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    6. Re:Inteligent Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these radio waves do not travel at the speed of light,

      You don't say. Just what speed do they travel, then?

    7. Re:Inteligent Life by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Um, if the space aliens are looking for intellegent life and find American Idol, what makes you think they'd bother to investigate further?

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  39. Wars by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hey, at least the war is making jobs for Americans again. For the last few decades, the billions that the US spent on wars mostly went to people like Saddam Hussain and Bin Laden. Just goes to show how bad an idea outsourcing war is. But finally, it's AMERICANS dying for America's stupid inane goals, not foreigners. In the long run, that will produce fewer enemies, and will turn Americans into pacifists as everyone who likes war gets the chance to die young in one...

    1. Re:Wars by LurkerXXX · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      and will turn Americans into pacifists as everyone who likes war gets the chance to die young in one...

      I don't think most of the kids dying over there 'like' war. It's the idiot president and his vice president, neither of which ever fought in a war, which are eager to send in others to fight.

    2. Re:Wars by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
      If they didn't like war, why did they join an organization whose sole purpose is to fight wars?

      Only three kinds of people join the military: people who are too poor to ever achieve anything (so much for the joke known as "The American dream" ...), people who like war and killing, and people who've deluded themselves into believing that killing Muslims will somehow make Muslims like the US enough not to retaliate. The last two kinds of people needed to be exterminated anyway, and the former probably have a better chance of surviving a war than they do of surviving America's ghettos and near-total lack of upward mobility.

    3. Re:Wars by swillden · · Score: 1

      If they didn't like war, why did they join an organization whose sole purpose is to fight wars?

      Many reasons, almost as varied as the people with them. If you want to know why people join the military, ask them, rather than assuming their reasons for them. One thing you'll find is that very, very few of the people in the military want to go to war, and the people who want to are considered a bit nutty by the rest. When I joined the military (I've been out for years), it was partly for reasons of family tradition, partly for reasons of patriotism, partly for reasons of adventure and partly to help pay for my education. Had I been asked to go to war (I was ordered to the Gulf in 1991, though the orders were rescinded before I went), I would have gone and done my duty, but I certainly did not want to go.

      In general, the fact that you do not know the answer to a question shouldn't be taken as evidence that there is no answer. This applies to all sorts of situations, not just this one.

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  40. Re:Crap reporting by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1

    What makes you think a monolith has NOT been discovered? ;)

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  41. 192 planets and counting by sdfad1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It wasn't that long ago (err, wow, 10 years, maybe that's long) that the first extrasolar planet was discovered. I still remember that news announcement I watched on TV...

    Anyway, since the discovery of those 3 planets, another planet has been found. Check out the exoplanet encyclopedia (my favourite exoplanets site). It has a catalog with all the data of those planets, some with uncertainty factors. Discovery method, size, catalogue number, the whole lot. Try chucking all that into a spread-sheet, and plot some scatter graphs. Should be a lotta fun. The last time I tried this, it was a bit problematic because the masses are not really known (for planets discovered using spectral shifts), but are merely minimum (maximum?) limits only. But still, an order of magnitude plot could be fun.

    Anyway, the 3 planets are already in the catalogue under HD 69830. Don't forget to check out this one as well. Exciting times. I look forward to 200 planets!

  42. And now for something completely different.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...A star with three Uranuses.

  43. Not quite... by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

    totally agree here, it has not been maybe 100 years or so ( correct me if i am wrong ) that humans started using radio waves for communication, these radio waves do not travel at the speed of light,

    Yes, but it wasn't until the 30s that any of our transmissions were strong enough to get past our own atmosphere and into space.

    Also, where did you get the idea that radio waves don't travel at the speed of light? They are light -- just not part of the visible spectrum we usually mean when we say "light". Still, it's all just photons. Radio, like X-rays, gamma rays, infrared, ultraviolet, etc, most certainly does travel at the speed of light.

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    1. Re:Not quite... by Dj-Zer0 · · Score: 1

      My bad on the idea where radio waves dont travel at the speed of light ( i think i was thinking about something else ) but case and point even so as you pointed out if we started in the last 30s with stronger transmiters only someone that is 76 light years away from could possibly hear us assuming that the signal did last that long.

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  44. Re:Crap reporting by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

    By my calculations, we should have found a monolith 6 years ago.

    But we did. Turns out that the MPAA has all IP rights to said monolith. It was confiscated and rumor has it, it's now being used as a coffee table at the MPAA-HQ.

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  45. RE: New planets found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no sense in looking 41 light years away to find "inhabitable" planets, when one is right in our own back yard. Go directly to http://marsanomalyresearch.com/ and look over the mountain of taxpayer financed material from various Mars missions of NASA, which has been expertly analyzed and reviewed by J.P. Skipper - and see that our own sister planet, Mars, is cuurently inhabited, and as close to Earth in the most important ways that can be imagined. It has trees, lakes, grass, ruins, humanoid skeltons, megalithic structures, metropolis cities of huge, dense skyscapers, like New York City on a grand scale. See for yourself! I'm not kidding. Sure, some of the photos are carefully layered with masking application to cover up details, but many photos are not. And what is revealed in them will shake you up...go on - I dare you. If you can't do this, with an open mind, then you are the "anonymous cowards".

  46. Re:What's the point of all this? by jwonase · · Score: 1

    Lets loose the sarcasm when talking about the poor. My wife remembers nights where she slept under a pick nick table when she was a child because her dad lost his job during the rescission in the 80s. They had so little that all their belongings could fit in their car. However, the last word I would use to describe my father-in-law is lazy. He made a dollar here and there by fixing cars, or taking odd jobs, however he didn't make enough to put food on the table for his children every night. My point is, a little bad luck in life doesn't make someone lazy. And I find it offensive that you would categorized the poor that way. I hope you never have to experience that way of life.

  47. Sign me up! by macaran · · Score: 1
    Say it takes 10 years of massive funding to build a colony ship. And someone figures out a clever way to get an average speed of .5c out of the thing. Give me a little time dilation, and some lucky advances in longevity, and I could be there!

    I'm totally in.

  48. how big can a rocky world get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article states that the two inner worlds are about 10 and 12 times the size of earth but are likely rocky worlds much like Mercury. So, how big can a rocky (solid) world get? Can you have a rocky world the size of jupiter and be nothing but rock? Or the size of the sun and be nothing but rock? Seems like there would be an upper limit and I would imagine Neptune size worlds would be it.

    1. Re:how big can a rocky world get? by M0b1u5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, there is a limit.

      That limit is 6 solar masses. Think about it: 6 times the mass of our sun. Made of rocks.

      Why the limit? Because that is the mass of an object, after which it will collapse in on itself to form a black hole. I don't know enough of the science to be able to state at what point the center of the planet begins to form neutronium, but the surface at least, will remain rocky, until the object does completely collapse.

      Rocky is just "rocks" and rocks are happy to sit in a very high level of gravity. Your 5 solar mass rocky world might have mountains that reach as high as 3 or even 4 millimetres, and fantastically deep trenches up to 2 mm deep might form during "earthquakes".

      The only questions in my mind are:

      1) How long after the thing stops accreting material does it take to form a rocky surface?

      2) What is the surface gravity of a 5 solar mass rocky world?

      3) At what point does the interior begin to form Neutronium.

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    2. Re:how big can a rocky world get? by tpjunkie · · Score: 1

      1) Depends on the makeup and density of the material it accretes

      2) See 1

      3) See 1

  49. Re: New planets found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, well, so you gave this "anonymous (gentleman)" a big fat '0' for his effort...at showing you the truth! I went to that site - http://marsanomalyresearch.com/ and found exactly what he has described. I suggest you all get off your high horse and do the same. You might find it "educational".

  50. Re:What's the point of all this? by M0b1u5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I always have to laugh whenever someone says somehting along the lines of "A single Shuttle launch could feed a million people for a year."

    My answer: yeah - if you could get them all to the Cape, and have them all eat Aluminum and LH2 and LOX!

    You need to understand that governments do NOT work on the principle of monetary equity: if they saved 500 Million dollars here, NO ONE says "OH, that means we can send 500 Million to the staving people in _________ (place country name here)!"

    There is no political will in any nation to EVER do this kind of thing. Also, money spent on this kind of "research" invariably tends to spin off into all sorts of other areas. The benefits to mankind of non-obvious-payoff research is incalculable (and no, not because the number is "0"!) and humans are curious by nature.

    So, it is entirely disingenuous to try and match X dollars spent on "space" to X dollars NOT spent somewhere else. The world just does not work like that.

    Tree-huggers and people-feeders still don't seem to understand this though - and thank fuck none of them are in power anywhere on the planet!

    Remember: give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. But teach a man to fish, and he will spend all day in a boat drinking beer.

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  51. Earth-like real estate? by constantnormal · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A similar type sun, an asteroid belt, and three Neptune-sized planets.

    Assuming that Bode's Law applies there, it's a reasonable assumption that a planet resides within the habitable zone around that star.

    However, unless it has through some miracle of coincidence a large moon to provide the environment of constant change via tides and crustal flexing, I doubt that Darwinian processes would have had the time to produce an ecosphere like ours. Maybe something along the lines of the Paleozoic era might be possible.

    But then, with an asteroid belt comes catastrophic encounters, and maybe that would be the larger driving influence for Darwinian change.

    But in any case, I doubt that the coincidence would be strong enough to extend to a similarity of geography that would support an ecological mechanism similar to ours, that regulates climate change between two quasi-stable regimes.

    Quite possibly, once life developed on such a world it might quickly drive it into a greenhouse state like Venus, without the mechanisms that switch us between greenhouse and icehouse that we have.

    1. Re:Earth-like real estate? by Convector · · Score: 1

      Bode's law isn't based on any scientific principles. It's merely an empirical law based on observing the planets in our solar system. And it doesn't even hold for Uranus, Neptune, or Pluto (if you even want to consider that one a planet). I wouldn't make any assumptions based on Bode's Law.

  52. Re:What's the point of all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets loose the sarcasm when talking about the poor.

    Ah, go fuck yourself. mwhaahahahahahahaha.

  53. Are those Vegas odds? by xkr · · Score: 1
    Odds are 50/50 they have more advanced technology than we do.

    How did you calculate those odds? Is that based on a large sample size of similar situations? Or is this based on the number of Vegas betters being equal both ways? If you want to state a fact, please provide the source. IMHO there are not many planets supporting "move advanced" life than earth. Why? most planets aren't in the 'sweet spot' where water is in all three states. Plus, by logic, if there were many more advanced cultures, then they would either be out there laughing at us, or we would be their slaves. I don't hear an laughter from space, so ...

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    1. Re:Are those Vegas odds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would imagine that the reasoning was along these lines:
      Number of options = 2 (more advanced or less advanced). Ignore the "same" option (astronomically unlikely?)
      No further inputs, so assign equal probabilities. Bingo. No source required.

  54. Re:What's the point of all this? by Khaed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We spend more on foreign aid in the US than we do on NASA. And I'm not counting any of the goings on in Iraq or wars as foreign aid, either.

    Space travel is a fraction of the budget. The RIAA makes more money every year than the NASA budget for any given year. And they've contributed nothing to man kind like NASA research has. Just, you know, for some perspective: We waste more money on shitty music than the government spends on NASA and research.

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  56. Re:What's the point of all this? by muggz1250 · · Score: 1

    A. I agree B. We are both feeding the troll -- "I seriously don't understand the purpose of scientific research." C. Build a man a fire, warm him for a night; light him on fire and warm him for life.

  57. Same is Unlikely - Huge Difference to be expected by RITMaloney · · Score: 1

    It's highly unlikely that any two civilizations who have been completely seperate will meet and be at the same or a similar level of advancement. Small advancements can make huge differences. Look at the huge differences between the different human civilaztions that have had semi-direct or indirect contact with each other. We also see that once technology begins to take root the rate of advancement can be astonishing. The technological differences between the civilaztion occupying the city of Rome in 2000 and 1500 AD is much greater than the differences between the civilations occupying the same city in 1500 and 50 AD. If there are other civilizations out there they are likely to be completely different between us. And if we were able to establish communication with them but neither is able to travel the great distance, its impossible to say whether the more advanced civilization among the two will still be more advanced when the initial hellos end.

  58. Very difficult, but perhaps not impossible. by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2, Informative

    I reckon aliens would have a hard time picking up TV stations from mars, never mind light years away.

    Assume that the aliens have a radio telescope that is comparable to the one at Arecibo. I don't have numbers on its sensitivity after recent upgrades, but a ball-park figure I have heard is that it can pick up a cell phone transmission within a sizable part of the solar system near earth.

    A rough calculation reveals that perhaps a 10^14 W source at the centre of our galaxy (2.2 x 10^4 light-years away) could be detected by Arecibo. Compare this to terrestrial television (~10^6 W) and radio (~10^5) stations, and you'll find that it could be on the edge of possiblility for Arecibo to pick up TV transmissions from a planet 41 light-years away.

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    1. Re:Very difficult, but perhaps not impossible. by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Assuming that the only things in space were earth and the receiver, I would agree with you. However there really isn't much remarkable about our star or position (as far as I know), and there is also diffusion due to interstellar dust to consider, so even if a signal were received, the odds of it being intelligible or even resembling the construct of an advanced society are incredibly small. Not to mention on an interstellar scale it is quite likely that it might be mistaken for an emission from the sun itself. So not only are there many more interesting things in the sky, whatever we do send out would need to be received by a device directly pointed at earth, listening on the correct wavelengths. I daresay even a direct focused laser communication would have difficulty being received on that scale.

      I still think that somewhere out there, a superior communication method to radio exists, much as radio on earth was found to be superior to telegraphs, and they superior to the pony express. In fact chances are there are several levels of communication ability beyond radio, so the quantum vibration guys are completely uninterested in the radio comms, and the wormhole wave fellows are chortling at them from their lofty vantage, while the Heim-space dimensional curvers just don't see the point in mingling with the wormhole riff-raff.

      A concern I have is that we discover some new and better means of communication, and inadvertently let everything in the universe know we are here, drawing all manner of unwelcome attention (cf Cortez, Incas).

  59. Re:Same is Unlikely - Huge Difference to be expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if we were able to establish communication with them but neither is able to travel the great distance, its impossible to say whether the more advanced civilization among the two will still be more advanced when the initial hellos end.

    And they'll probably just mute us once we send the inital a/s/l anyway.

  60. Re:What's the point of all this? by PAPOAGE · · Score: 1

    I don't buy shitty music...I download it. But I agree. Mankind can be better served by pouring money into NASA and space research and exploration then 99% of what governments and people spend money on. That 1% includes food, clothes, housing,...xbox360s, bmw's, Hi-Def TVs, trips to europe, and swedish massages

  61. Missed by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    You missed the part where I explicitly said that we should still buy helicopters. I think the Canadian military has around 30 or 40 helicopters... mostly they're just the kind that you use as part of docking large ships. Something about protocols or visibility or something. Of course, Canada has zero reason to worry about the people put out of work by NOT buying helicopters, since Canada doesn't build helicopters anyway. We mostly buy them from, well, probably the US. Still, helicopters are nice to have. Actually, helicopters are quite expensive. An economics professor calculated that for the cost of the last 12 Sea King helicopters we bought, Canada could build 12 provincial universities and operate them tuition-free for an entire century. Given that those Sea King helicopters crash like crazy, that might have been a better investment.

    In any case, do you actually know how many Canadians are on disability and welfare? Take that number, and multiply it by about $10,000 -- the upper limit on all forms of government support. Most people get much less; you have to be utterly crippled to get that much. I think in BC, someone who just has no job and is eligible to work gets $6120 a year for a maximum of two years, contingent on demonstrating sufficient evidence that they are in fact job hunting. It's really not much money, and it's such a tiny, tiny amount compared to the genuinely expensive provincial programs like health care, common infrastructure, and that kind of thing.

    In fact, for what the city of Toronto spends cremating the homeless people who die every winter, a homeless shelter could be operated year-round. Welfare is unbelievably cheap compared to other programs. I just don't get how conservatives can bitch about it. Why don't they complain about the billions of dollars in corporate support that the US uses to mask the fact that its economy is crumbling and its industry unsustainable? Why not the massive subsidies to pharmaceutical companies that are supposed to be supported by the prices of their drugs? Why not complain about the enormous cost of maintaining puppet regimes in third-world countries? Is keeping a few disabled people alive REALLY so horrible?

  62. Welcome to Earf by Codename.Juggernaut · · Score: 2, Funny

    From reading the article, it seems the planets have semi-habitable climates, possible liquid water, that's interesting...

    Perhaps these planets contain intelligent life, advanced far beyond our own. Perhaps they have learned the better way of pacifism and build technologies directed toward bettering life rather than destroying it.

    If that's the case, I vote we conquer them, enslave their kind, take their technologies and patent them as our own, and propel ourselves toward a new age of luxury. It will serve as a witness to the galaxy that No One messes with Earth!

    1. Re:Welcome to Earf by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1
      They sound pretty neutral.

      What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?

    2. Re:Welcome to Earf by misleb · · Score: 1

      Perhaps these planets contain intelligent life, advanced far beyond our own. Perhaps they have learned the better way of pacifism and build technologies directed toward bettering life rather than destroying it.

      I'd bet on it. Seems to me that some form of pacifism would pretty much be a necessity for any intelligent species to survive beyond a certain technological threshhold. I mean, at some point technology advances such that it becomes possible to destroy an entire planet with the push of a button (or a slow death by polution). Either a species learns peace or they destroy themselves. Could be that simple. Humans will soon be put to the test (are we being tested now?). Could be that there is all kinds of intelligent life out there just waiting to see if we pass The Test.

      -matthew

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    3. Re:Welcome to Earf by vidarh · · Score: 1
      Either a species learns peace or they destroy themselves.

      Or they learn how to carry out effective space travel and colonization in time to survive through extreme expansionism that ensures any planet wide destruction won't be a significant detriment to the overall size of the population.... In which case you really wouldn't want to meet them.

    4. Re:Welcome to Earf by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seems to me that some form of pacifism would pretty much be a necessity for any intelligent species to survive beyond a certain technological threshhold

      I've heard this before, and the reasoning is a bit suspect. I mean, do you think its coincidence that the greatest advances in technology were achieved during times of war (hot or cold)? I certainly don't. Chances are that the most advanced species are the most competitive or warlike, and the pacifists reach a state of equilibrium (stagnation) with their environment for a few million years before the other races find them and wipe them out.

    5. Re:Welcome to Earf by misleb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've heard this before, and the reasoning is a bit suspect. I mean, do you think its coincidence that the greatest advances in technology were achieved during times of war (hot or cold)? I certainly don't. Chances are that the most advanced species are the most competitive or warlike,

      I understand that, but what makes you think this model is sustainable? How many more world wars can we sustain before we either detroy ourselves or knock ourselves back into the bronze age? Heck, just look at the environment. Do you think we will ever realy solve enivonrmental problems without advancing to some state of global cooperation rather than competition?

      and the pacifists reach a state of equilibrium (stagnation) with their environment for a few million years before the other races find them and wipe them out.

      But you have very little to base this prediction on. Perhaps the word "pacifist" is getting in the way here. Maybe it is too foofy for you bringing up images of hippies smoking dope all day long. HOw about just "peaceful" or "educated." So many wars happen because people are just plain ignorant (and desparate). Look at Europe, for example. They've FINALLY found peace after hundreds of years of nearly constant warring. Look at Japan. They have almost no military. Are they stagnating? Hardly. It is the US, the most warlike modern nation, which is falling behind.

      So I don't buy this idea for a second that we must continue fighting and competing with our brother in order to avoid "stagnation." Technology through war is the old way. Just like worshipping kings and queens is the old way. We have a good degree of freedom. Now it is time to work on achieving peace. It is either that of destroy outselves like probably many intelligent life forms in the universe already have.

      Let me put it this way. Even if we do maintain our competative and warlike tendencies, chances are that most of the intelligent life forms out there are hundreds, thousands, and maybe millions of years more advanced than us. We couldn't compete. THere is no sense in even trying. And if we go out into space with guns blazing, they might just decide to squash us like annoying bugs. I could easily imagine otther intelligent species having a policy which states: "If a budding intelligent species doesn't destroy itself and doesn't drop its warlike attitude, we must destoy it ourselves for the safety of all intelligent-kind." I'm sure someone already knows we are here.

      -matthew

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    6. Re:Welcome to Earf by misleb · · Score: 1

      I wanted to comment on this separately:

      Chances are that the most advanced species are the most competitive or warlike

      If this is the case, then we are doomed. How would you compete with a species that is hundreds, thousands, and possibly millions of years more advanced that us... AND warlike? This isn't "Independance Day" where you can upload a virus to their Mothership using a Powerbook and a 56k modem.

      -matthew

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    7. Re:Welcome to Earf by misleb · · Score: 1

      Or they learn how to carry out effective space travel and colonization in time to survive through extreme expansionism that ensures any planet wide destruction won't be a significant detriment to the overall size of the population.... In which case you really wouldn't want to meet them.

      If humans are any measure, the ability (and tendancy) for a species to destroy itself comes long before the ability to effectively colonize other planets. And any intelligent life advanced enough to colonize beyond their solar system probably already knows we are here anyway, so it doesn't really matter if we pay them a little visit to say "What's up!" and borrow a cup of sugar.

      -matthew

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    8. Re:Welcome to Earf by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How many more world wars can we sustain before we either detroy ourselves or knock ourselves back into the bronze age?

      When open war is no longer a feasable option, the battlefield merely shifts, as history has shown us (for example the cold war).

      But you have very little to base this prediction on.

      Except, for example, Genghis Khan. I'm sure a few hundred other examples could be applied.

      Look at Europe, for example. They've FINALLY found peace after hundreds of years of nearly constant warring.

      Sixty years of peace hardly qualifies as a good example. And I should point out that the formation of the EU began on economic grounds, in the face of a far more competitive US.

      Look at Japan. They have almost no military.

      Japan has no military because it is under the aegis of the US, with US bases and forces in place to protect it. Furthermore is has received massive amounts of foreign aid from the US to prop up its economy, in the name of being a bulwark against communist China, aid which extended until relatively recently. Now that the aid has ceased, guess what? They are jockeying for their own military forces again.

      So I don't buy this idea for a second that we must continue fighting and competing with our brother in order to avoid "stagnation."

      Oh I didn't say that. I'm just pointing out the iron hard evidence to the contrary. Frankly I really don't have an opinion on the matter, but if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

      And if we go out into space with guns blazing, they might just decide to squash us like annoying bugs.

      I completely agree. Therefore the likelihood of us getting squashed like bugs is quite high, I reckon.

      I'm sure someone already knows we are here.

      I'm not sure where you get that certainty from; unless you have access to some information the rest of us don't possess, I'd say rather the chances are extremely high in the opposite direction, based on what I know.

      In summary I should say I am as pro-peace as the next man, and I think war is an evil that must be stamped out, and soon. The preponderance of evidence is distinctly in favour of aggressive expansionist cultures gaining the upper hand technologically however.

    9. Re:Welcome to Earf by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      How would you compete with a species that is hundreds, thousands, and possibly millions of years more advanced that us... AND warlike?

      Whoever said you could? In my estimation humanity would be completely wiped out in such a conflict. Life is hard. The only saving grace we might possibly have is that they might not require similar resources to us, life could have taken any number of shapes and sizes. For all we know the dominant intelligence in the Galaxy could be gas giant based, and would never have any interest in us at all. The only reason they might attack us would be for target practice. Who knows, that might be enough of a reason.

    10. Re:Welcome to Earf by misleb · · Score: 1

      How many more world wars can we sustain before we either detroy ourselves or knock ourselves back into the bronze age?

      When open war is no longer a feasable option, the battlefield merely shifts, as history has shown us (for example the cold war).


      So "war" as we know it will become obsolete. Is that what you are saying?

      But you have very little to base this prediction on.

      Except, for example, Genghis Khan. I'm sure a few hundred other examples could be applied.


      What about Genghis Khan. How in the world is he an example of a pacifist stagnating for millions of years? I'm looking for evidence that peaceful groups necessarily stagnate.

      Sixty years of peace hardly qualifies as a good example. And I should point out that the formation of the EU began on economic grounds, in the face of a far more competitive US.

      The question isn't on what grounds did they unite and become peaceful (internally). The question is, have they stagnated? The only thing any country or group of countries needs to progress is good education. You have that, and you have lots of people coming up with new ideas. Again, war is the old motivation.

      Japan has no military because it is under the aegis of the US, with US bases and forces in place to protect it. Furthermore is has received massive amounts of foreign aid from the US to prop up its economy, in the name of being a bulwark against communist China, aid which extended until relatively recently. Now that the aid has ceased, guess what? They are jockeying for their own military forces again.

      Sure, they were propped up, but they didn't stagnate. Quite the opposite. They progressed faster than most nations have. Look, i'm not saying that countries don't want some kind of military or that any country should just disband their military. I'm just saying that peace does not mean stagnation. On one hand, yes, war has produced a lot of the technology we enjoy today. ON the other hand, such thoughtless and single minded progress has also led to a world where the global environment is in trouble. Something has to change. Technology driven by the military is not going to continue to serve us. The military does not care much about being environmentally friendly.

      So I don't buy this idea for a second that we must continue fighting and competing with our brother in order to avoid "stagnation."

      Oh I didn't say that. I'm just pointing out the iron hard evidence to the contrary. Frankly I really don't have an opinion on the matter, but if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...


      Ok, maybe competition isn't bad, but I see no reason why we must necessarily fight to progress.

      In summary I should say I am as pro-peace as the next man, and I think war is an evil that must be stamped out, and soon. The preponderance of evidence is distinctly in favour of aggressive expansionist cultures gaining the upper hand technologically however.

      That is until all the world is roughly equal and loose global treaties are taken seriously enough to maintain global peace. The preponderance of evidence is distinctly in favor of larger and larger federations and unions. At some point, our eyes will collectively turn to outer space looking for a new enemy and we'll begin to realize how absolutely hopeless and pointless it would be to try to fight them. We'll either squash some other bronze age budding intelligent species which would give us very little, or we would encounter intelligent life which is far more advanced than us. The chances of meeting another intelligent species which is at or near our own level of advancement to meaninfully compete with is next to nil.

      -matthew

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    11. Re:Welcome to Earf by misleb · · Score: 1

      Whoever said you could? In my estimation humanity would be completely wiped out in such a conflict. Life is hard. The only saving grace we might possibly have is that they might not require similar resources to us, life could have taken any number of shapes and sizes. For all we know the dominant intelligence in the Galaxy could be gas giant based, and would never have any interest in us at all. The only reason they might attack us would be for target practice. Who knows, that might be enough of a reason.

      The my argument stands. We can only assume that other intelligent life is peaceful and seek to be peaceful with them. ALthough I think that is the approach that most scientists are taking and will continue to take. So in that respect I am not too worried. It is the rest of the world which watches too much sci-fi and has too many guns that I worry about.

      -matthew

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    12. Re:Welcome to Earf by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      The my argument stands. We can only assume that other intelligent life is peaceful and seek to be peaceful with them.

      I seriously have no idea where you pulled that conclusion from. Just because they aren't attacking us doesn't mean they are enlightened and peaceful. Maybe a rival gas giant race wants to wipe them out and zaps a few of our stars, whoops humanity is collateral damage.

    13. Re:Welcome to Earf by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      So "war" as we know it will become obsolete. Is that what you are saying?

      I'm not sure what you are getting at here.

      What about Genghis Khan. How in the world is he an example of a pacifist stagnating for millions of years?

      Hes an example of an aggressor riding roughshod over stagnated populations, introducing such technological innovations as the firearm for example.

      The question isn't on what grounds did they unite and become peaceful (internally). The question is, have they stagnated?

      But they aren't in a stable equilibrium. There are hostile or at the very least competitive external forces promoting innovation and growth.

      Ok, maybe competition isn't bad, but I see no reason why we must necessarily fight to progress.

      Neither do I, but at the end of the day thats how it seems to pan out. Call it human nature if you like, but I don't think so. The fact is, to remove competition for resources, the most straightforward and permanent method is to kill your competitor.

      The preponderance of evidence is distinctly in favor of larger and larger federations and unions. At some point, our eyes will collectively turn to outer space looking for a new enemy and we'll begin to realize how absolutely hopeless and pointless it would be to try to fight them.

      The battlefield shifts, as I said. As for realising how outgunned we are, you assume we'll ever know we are under attack before the lights go out. Its not a sense of crushing despair, its a sense of crushing.

      The chances of meeting another intelligent species which is at or near our own level of advancement to meaninfully compete with is next to nil.

      I agree. To be honest, I'm not sure what your point is here. I'm saying that its likely that the most technologically advanced species will be aggressive and warlike, you are saying that past a certain level, enlightenment descends for some reason and peace breaks out all over. I'm saying that I have all of history to support my position, you appear to have optimism on your side. And while that is laudable, its just not realistic. I'm a big fan of reality, me, and while I have no objections to optimism or pessimism per se, I make my decisions based on the facts as they appear to be.

    14. Re:Welcome to Earf by Codename.Juggernaut · · Score: 1
      How would you compete with a species that is hundreds, thousands, and possibly millions of years more advanced that us... AND warlike?

      I wouldn't think it would take much more than spears, torches or shotguns, and I'll tell you why showing the FACTS:

      • The planets have not actually been photographed other than receiving blurry images.
      • Bigfoot has never actually been photographed other than receiving blurry images.

      The ONLY correct conclusion to be drawn here is that the planet is inhabited by sasquatches! (Possibly yetis on the outer planet) They arrived in ufo's whose images turned out blurry as well (see the famous "I want to believe" poster for an example)

      Yetis were purportedly hunted by eskimos with spears. The International Sasquatch Society reports sightings of sasquatch where he was chased away by guns, dogs, or man's fire (perhaps their enlightenment never included directly harnessing fire)

      Indeed, we have nothing to fear from them save our inability to capture their likeness via photographic camera and their molesting of our mountain sheep.

      We may as well already name them Earth's b*tch 1, 2, and 3
    15. Re:Welcome to Earf by misleb · · Score: 1

      The question isn't on what grounds did they unite and become peaceful (internally). The question is, have they stagnated?

      But they [Japan] aren't in a stable equilibrium. There are hostile or at the very least competitive external forces promoting innovation and growth.


      Competition is one thing. War is another. Fact is that Japan has advanced without war as a motivation. I didn't say anything about "stable equilibrium." I'm just talking about relative peace.

      What about Genghis Khan. How in the world is he an example of a pacifist stagnating for millions of years?

      Hes an example of an aggressor riding roughshod over stagnated populations, introducing such technological innovations as the firearm for example.


      But this doesn't apply if the whole world is effectively a single population. What happens when the technological differential within the human population becomes negligable and all out war become unfeasable due to overly destructive technology? It seems to me that if humans do not destroy themselves with said technology, they will become peaceful.. or as you say, "stagnate." At some point, the idea of going to war with China, for example, will seem as foreign to people as the idea of going to war with the city across the river would seem to you or me. And I don't think this is being optimistic. I'm just looking at historical trends. First there were tribes, then tribes united to become nations, and nations united to become empires, now globalization is creating meaningful treaties between nations and empires. Yes, there was a lot of war along the way, but who will there be left to fight after globalization is through?

      agree. To be honest, I'm not sure what your point is here. I'm saying that its likely that the most technologically advanced species will be aggressive and warlike, you are saying that past a certain level, enlightenment descends for some reason and peace breaks out all over.

      No, I'm saying that either enlightment does "descend" upon the world or we destroy ourselves with technology gained through warlike behavior. It is a matter of survival, not optimism. I am not paricularly optistic about humans even surviving to the point where extraterrestrial competition even becomes an issue. Trust me, I'm not a particularly optimistic person by nature.

      -matthew

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    16. Re:Welcome to Earf by misleb · · Score: 1

      The my argument stands. We can only assume that other intelligent life is peaceful and seek to be peaceful with them.

      I seriously have no idea where you pulled that conclusion from. Just because they aren't attacking us doesn't mean they are enlightened and peaceful. Maybe a rival gas giant race wants to wipe them out and zaps a few of our stars, whoops humanity is collateral damage.


      Go back to my original post. I said I would bet on any given highly advanced intelligent species being peaceful. That is a good bet for a few reasons. First, if I win the bet, I reap the rewards (obviously). Second, if I lose the bet, humans are probably toast, so it doesn't matter. Why would anyone make a bet which they could never collect on if they won?

      You can safely ignore everything else I have said on this subject and just focus on those two points. Although I do have reasons to believe that any sufficiently advanced species would be peaceful, those reasons don't matter as far as the quality of the bet goes.

      -matthew

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    17. Re:Welcome to Earf by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Okay I'm going to pull these two threads into one here; first of all the underlying premise of MAD is correct according to current standards. However it is really only a matter of time before effective countermeasures are developed against ICBMs. Once that occurs, the MAD situation is gone, and its business as usual. Maybe something more horrifying yet than thermonuclear destruction will arise; and in its place will come more countermeasures. And thats before we even get into space, which brings a wide variety of new arenas and possibilities to compete.

      Also, I'd like to point out that I don't equate non-violent tendencies with stagnation; I simply displayed the evidence of history, which, as I said, leads one to the conclusion that aggressive groups progress faster than non aggressive. Your example of the Japanese is well and good, but 60 years in a highly artifical environment isn't much of an example. And having had their funding removed, they are once again trying to increase their military strength (returning to the natural environment).

      You really have no evidence upon which to base your assertions. Whether or not you would be around to collect your bet doesn't make you more right.

      Also I fully expect to have my brain transplanted to a tank long before that happens, and be controlling my army of robotic minions from my deep underground polar lair, hidden from the prying eyes of the death dealing extraterrestrial invaders, until my glorious return to the surface with their stolen technology, at which time sir, I'll be glad to pry your fossilised five dollars from your calcified skeletal grasp. No, the other kind of tank. I'll keep the eyebrows though.

    18. Re:Welcome to Earf by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Two threads moved to one here.

  63. Re:What's the point of all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure is great to have done away with all these tribal myths. I'd post more, but I need to leave now or I'll be late for bible study.

  64. Whoops, small typo by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

    A rough calculation reveals that perhaps a 10^14 W source at the centre of our galaxy (2.2 x 10^4 light-years away) could be detected by Arecibo.

    Sorry, typo: make that 10^15 W. And a tad more wouldn't hurt. The rest of my comment stands.

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    1. Re:Whoops, small typo by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      So what was the power of the EMP from Nagasaki? Is that the strongest signal we have sent into the cosmos?

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  65. Is there a system then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the uniweb is so vast as to be /infinite/, then surely there is a reference for what constitutes nearby or simply hypertechnical dimensional folding. I would imagine a logarithmich scale where 'nearby' meant a solar system or two away, Distant as some galaxy that is the very least observable........ like Britany Spears or somebody? And Far means (and always has) means 'out there'.

  66. Re:Neighbors? Take us to your leader... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Not that they are lacking in intelligence and reconnaissance capabilities (since I would expect any aliens approaching earth to be much smarter than wasting their time with us at this level of so-called advancement...), but ifff they landed here and said "Take us to your leader", I would probably take them to the nearest sanitarium or to the waste treatment plant.

    Then I would say, "the flotsam in most national capitols passing for human excuses for leaders are only a cut above this shit beneath your feet. So; nothing to see here; please move along, otherwise those wily, conniving, crafty, exploitative human lookalikes will try to screw you over for you technology".

    But, fi you're looking for for them because you need organic sanitary pads, food, fertilizer, rendition torture candidates...

    (Oops I think I hear the government agents coming for me...)

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  67. Add them to the list of planets by syousef · · Score: 1

    I finished my Astro masters online a few years ago, and we studied the techniques being used to detect extra-solar planets. The are lots of these being discovered each year since

    Wikipedia lists the current number of known extra solar planets as 180, but this is bound to be out of date. I don't know if you'd call the discovery of 3 more news.
    Here's what wikipedia has to say:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extrasolar_planet

    For those not afraid of the more technical stuff there's a lot of good information in the form of scientific papers at:
    http://arxiv.org/

    The holy grail at the moment is confirmed discovery of an Earth sized planet that may be suitable for life to come into being on.

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    1. Re:Add them to the list of planets by syousef · · Score: 1

      Sorry hit submit too quickly. That sentence was meant to read ...since 1995
      and I was going to qualify that as the date the discovery was officially confirmed.

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  68. One light year = one km by jdoeii · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Suppose one light year is 1 km. Then the tinyest speck of dust on the monitor is about 5 times bigger than Earth (1 micron), Sun is about half the size of the dot above i (0.1mm), distance from Earth to Sun is the length of the word "length" (1.5cm). The size of the Solar system (Pluto orbit) is about the size of your computer - 0.7 meter. The most distant objects in Oort cloud are probably within your room (a few meters). The nearest star - 4km away, like a gas station. The new planets are 41km away - the state border :-). Our Miky Way galaxy is a few times larger than Earth, maybe half way to the Moon. The nearest spiral galaxy is not too far - just 8 times more distant than Moon. The edge of the Universe (12 bln l.y.) is about the size of Sedna orbit.

    So, 41 light years is relatively near :-).

    1. Re:One light year = one km by FirienFirien · · Score: 1

      Relatively near, sure... but compared to the time it take us to get even from Earth to Mars (length of the word "of"?), 41 km is relatively far. And, with current lifespans, technically unfeasible unless we can work out a way around conventional physics and get something that's FTL. 41 light years may be significantly closer to us than the edge of the universe - but that doesn't mean it's reachable. Imagine a dust mite or bacterium (or whatever's the corresponding scale) that's got enough intent of purpose to crawl the length of the word 'of' - but it takes it a hundred days.

      Then make it crawl 41 km.

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    2. Re:One light year = one km by jdoeii · · Score: 1

      Well, some people believe that progress is non-linear. The current velocity of space travel should not be extrapolated to distances like 41 light years. It's unclear what's going to be achievable in 30 years.

  69. Re:So IF there is intelegent life there.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea but if they watch TV the whole way here by the time they arrive they'll be totally caught up on world politics - which means they'd fit right in...except to be honest they'll probably just watch Happy Days and Charlies Angels to Melrose Place, and the O.C. - and by the time they get here sure some of them might know what we've done and who we are - but most of them will probably just ask to be taken to our young celebrity soap opera leaders.

  70. Re:So IF there is intelegent life there.... by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

    If there are any intelligent life forms, I'm sure they could spell "intelegent" correctly.

    Joke, not spelling Nazi, mmmkay?

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  71. Space Travel & Neptune Women Possible Marriage by RabidTrucker · · Score: 2, Funny
    There is a system available for staying super healthy both on Earth and during Space Travel. http://www.prleap.com/pr/32066 . It might surprise you how simple it is to get & stay in great physical condition for that 41 year trip to reach those lonely, desperate-for-Earth-Males Neptunian women.

    Basically, the human body atrophies during Space Travel from SAMENESS AND LACK OF PHYSICAL STRESS. My Fountain of Youth Temperature Oscillation Health System brings back the stress to ALL BODILY SYSTEMS. When you're on the hot side of the AC unit, the circulatory and lymph systems get reamed out & pumped, pores open wide, while on the cold side of the system you begin shivering as hypothermia is quickly achieved in 5-10 minutes from the induced rapid cooling. Shivering exercises every muscle group in the human body, all the way through.

    Someone here mentioned it would take a long time to reach all those desperate women in the Neptunian ("greener pastures") Worlds but really, it will not take nearly as long as you think. I have developed an engine that can be adapted from producing electric current to making plenty of thrust for Light Speed. I have theorized a way to make a Quantum Leap (upon achieving Light Speed) that goes beyond the Speed of Light. How fast I don't know but Speed of Thought? Maybe. But there wouldn't be any way to know for sure you wouldn't come out in the middle of the Neptuninian aphrodite women's Sun... so maybe I'll pass on the 1st expedition.

    btw, when you set up the Fountain of Youth System, use the Low Setting on the air conditioner. IT IS NOT A TOY. Cooling and warming the lungs and muscles in the inner chest walls overly much and too fast is enough to kill you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. The system will strengthen the lungs of the wheelchair bound, the crippled & bedridden & disabled as well as recovering their heart health, but it will take months & a good deal of nutritional supplements is strongly advised. It will speed the healing process. For young bucks who are already healthy, the temperature oscillation will take you to a higher physical condition but you still NEED TO START OUT SLOW.

    Another beautiful thing about letting an air conditioner exercise you, much like a hyperbaric chamber or an iron lung, is that NO WILLPOWER IS NEEDED; the willpower comes from the wall socket (electrical outlet). If there was a way to make you fall into a deep sleep while lying inside a temperature oscillation chamber you might not suffer the effects of ice crystal formation from suspended animation. In which case, you would arrive on Neptune 41 in great shape AND not have aged. Your mind would function perfectly, not suffering from Alzheimer's or Parkinson's disease or strokes nor any heart atttacks from sedentary sleep, because your body was being exercised constantly during all the "(pdf) long trip" (@3-5 years Earth Time) there.

    As I have mentioned before on SlashDot, my health system will reverse many diseases in the elderly & it is The Cure for American Obesity (American Poor Health, American Diabetes to some extent, and American children failure in school due to poor circulation & proper brain oxygenation). By bringing so many Americans returned to a better state of health we could save many billions of dollars and reduce national debt by removing the load from our healthcare system budget. Unfortunately the major wire services and television news reporters are refusing to print this lifesaving information, possibly because

  72. Re:What's the point of all this? by lilavati · · Score: 1

    Yum, bagels and LOX...

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  73. Re:What's the point of all this? by Framboise · · Score: 1

    In this case *this* country is Switzerland, which doesn't spend so much for astronomy.

  74. Re:What's the point of all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://fs4.deviantart.com/i/2004/217/a/2/Death_and _Taxes_____.jpg - a good link that everybody should see...

  75. What is a light-year and how is it used? by Tumbarumba · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dude, you could at least give some attribution to http://starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/StarChild/ques tions/question19.html

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  76. Re:Same is Unlikely - Huge Difference to be expect by Fred_A · · Score: 1

    Not true, I flew to the US a couple years ago and frankly it was quite advanced.

    So you can randomly happen upon another civilization as advanced as yours.

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  77. Mod parent up, grandparent down! by adpsimpson · · Score: 1

    Parent points to the child's question on NASA from which the grandparent is copied-and-pasted.

    Long live Google.

    Question: What is a karma whore?

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    1. Re:Mod parent up, grandparent down! by Richard+A+Lake · · Score: 1
      Question: What is a karma whore?

      A person that posts unnessecery infomation in the hopes that the post will be upmoded thus gaining karma

      For a example see this post:)
    2. Re:Mod parent up, grandparent down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Question: What is a karma whore?"

      Answer: This is

  78. Re:What's the point of all this? by barefootgenius · · Score: 1
    "Remember: give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. But teach a man to fish, and he will spend all day in a boat drinking beer."

    Piss around, he will die, and you won't have to feel guilty any more. I've never met a tree hugger/people feeder that didn't want us to explore space. Most of us/them want to stop wars so we can feed people. Space is an exellent idea. We need to be on at least two planets within the next hundred years to not go extince, IMO.

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  79. Stargate by kivine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well guys/gals, a stargate will surely solve our distance woes. Let's call the Ancients!

  80. Neptune... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Is actually quite a small town which happens to be full of rich people.

    Are there extraterrestrial versions of Veronica Mars on these Neptunes? Then they might be worth considering.

  81. Mod parent "Funny" by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Please, I'm just out of mod points...

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    1. Re:Mod parent "Funny" by newpath4com · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the confidence, DrYak. I liked it enough to do more with it >
      http://www.newpath4.com/spacetravelerstomeetneptun ewomenpossible2006marriages.htm

  82. Re:Neighbors? Take us to your leader... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they already been there done that. They got here 50 years ago. Led to the technological boom in every industry, medicine and science. The planet has been harvested and when the calendar runs out inside the next decade and mother earth begins her cleansing, they will give credit to the second coming. "He" has come back as told in many stories and books. Only "he" is "they" and they have come to see what has become of thier seeds.
    Nobodies out there. Where in here.

  83. Mars by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Informative

    Get your ACKs to Mars!

    1. Re:Mars by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Hah! Priceless: The post, and the "Informative" moderation...

  84. Re:Same is Unlikely - Huge Difference to be expect by diederick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not only will every civilization you encounter have rougly your level of technology, their ships will also have their top side the facing the same direction as yours when you meet them.

  85. Reference Frame by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

    Reference frame, people. The reference frame for this case should be pretty inherent when discussing planetary systems.

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  86. Don't confuse distance with time by StringBlade · · Score: 1
    I agree we'll probably never reach that star in either of our lifetimes - probably not our grandchildren's lifetimes either. However, that's not what I was talking about. The distance from here to there is astronomically (and relatively) close as compared to stars on the other side of our own galaxy not to mention those outside of our galaxy entirely. Once you leave the Milky Way you have a loooooooong way to go before you even reach the next galaxy (I don't know exact distances, but I do recall that the universe is quite sparely populated with clusters of galaxies and the rest is nothingness or dark matter that we can't see anyway).

    So is 41 light years far? Yes, very. Is this the closest star we've seen that resembles our own galaxy and therefore a greater potential for life? I think so -- can't recall hearing about our twin solar system before. Will we make it there anytime soon? No, not likely.

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  87. Douglas Adams... by Information+Architec · · Score: 1

    ought to be at least credited with inspiring your post, if not 90% of the actual words in the same order...

  88. Re:What's the point of all this? by nutshell42 · · Score: 1
    And they've contributed nothing to man kind like NASA research has.
    The planets were discovered around HD 69830, a star slightly less massive than the sun located 41 light-years away in the constellation Puppis (the Stern), using the ultra-precise HARPS spectrograph on the European Southern Observatory's 3.6-meter La Silla telescope in Chile.
    Just because the /. summary sounds like NASA did this, doesn't mean that's true. Of course you could argue that with more funding NASA *would* have been the first to find it. =)
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  89. No need to pack... by jonadab · · Score: 1

    Just grab your towell, and you're all set to go.

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  90. ref - your sig, you're leaving out 2 important one by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget:

            "Hell, I can do that!"

    and...

            "Son, hold my beer."

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  91. Re:What's the point of all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, do you understand he meant NASA as in "all of the things NASA has achieved in its history"

    Reading comprehension is a good thing...

  92. Obligatory spaceballs post by Arcturax · · Score: 1

    "We're following orders you fool! He told us to comb the desert so we're combing it!"

    "Found anything yet?"

    "Not a thing sir!"

    "How about you guys?"

    "Nothing yet sir!"

    "How about you?"

    "WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"

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  93. It really gets confusing by VinB · · Score: 0

    when a pile of bricks almost falls on the batter. How do you explain *that* one? So, the pitch wasn't close but the pile of bricks that falls in the same spot was? Hay! Hypocrite!

  94. Pay jobless from helicopters insightful? Huh? by Ada_Rules · · Score: 1
    Here's an experiment, to convince you that the myth of the lazy jobless guy is just that -- a myth. Approach someone without a job (preferably one who isn't insane, as so many homeless folks are). Offer them a fulltime job (no benefits necessary) at minimum wage doing something that is within their capabilities. I guarantee that 90% of the welfare / disability recipients you make this offer to will accept your job offer.
    As an employer I can give you the results of a very similar "study" Approach someone without a job. Offer them 3 times the minimum wage (granted no benefits) doing something within their capabilities. Find out that about 2 out of 3 are not interested because "sh*t I ain't doing no stinkin fast food work!". Find the third person that accepts the offer. Hire him. By the 2nd week, find out that on at least 1 day a week (on a 5 day work week), the person does not show up for work and does not call to say why. Talk to them about it. Maybe get one good week out of them. By the 5th week, find out that they never come back.

    .

    Or on a related issue, find someone that is getting government disability checks for a moderate disability. Hire them. Find out that they are doing a pretty good job. Give them a raise. 6-12 months later, they find out that their $800 a month disability check will be getting cut since they are now making $2000 a month working....So what do they do...You guessed it, they quit their job.

    Neither of these are isolated incidents. I have direct knowledge of each event essentially happening tens of times.

    Now, this is not the same thing as saying "all people without jobs don't want to work" nor is it saying that "all people on disability checks don't want to get off of disability if they are capable of it.

    However, anyone who this that this is not a fairly widespread phenomena is fooling themselves and not making decisions based on reality. As for other points in your bogus post:

    For the cost of what Canada spends on helicopters for the miitary, every single jobless person in the entire country could be supported. That's not to say that we shouldn't buy helicopters, it's just putting things in perspective. (Note that I'm just referring to welfare/disability assistance and foreign aid, not something genuinely expensive like healthcare).

    This seems pretty bogus as well. First of all, a lot of thay money you spend on helicopters is to pay the salaries of people that build and maintain them. Ignoring that for a moment, looking at the Canadian budget: http://www.fin.gc.ca/taxdollar/text/html/pamphlet_ e.html

    Your entire freaking defense budget is 18.3 billion dollars. Lets just make believe that for some reason 10% of that is for helicopters. (1.83 billion).

    The most recent data I could find for the number of jobless in Canada was http://www.fin.gc.ca/taxdollar/text/html/pamphlet_ e.html It shows 500,000 getting regular unemployment checks. I assume since you are complaining that someone needs assistence that is not getting it that the "actual" number of people you are worried about is even higher..But for the sake of argument, lets assume that it is just these 500,000 that you want to help.

    Gee, we can spend a whopping $3660 on them instead of buying/building/maintaining a single helicopter.

    That seems pretty useless, . Of course don't forget that you will need a bunch of workers, facilities, forms, etc to manage this program. Lets be kind and claim the the governement can do this for 10% of the money they are paying out. Wow, that still leaves a little more than $3000 a year we can just give away to people to do...umm..What are they going to do again? Oh that's right, they can be human shields that we throw at the people that invade the country because we have no helicopters.

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  95. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God, 2 Alpha Centauri references in as many days....

  96. Chandrasekhar limit? by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IANAP (I Am Not A Physicist), but my bet would have been on the Chandrasekhar limit there, which puts the limit at a little under 1.5 solar masses. (Admittedly, that does change with the chemical composition, so no idea how that works for heavy enough elements associated with "rocks".) Since we're talking a planet, not a star, I'll assume there was never nuclear fusion in the centre to generate extra pressure, so the limit would be purely and only the limit at which degenerate electron pressure is no longer enough.

    Also, rocks (solids, metals, whatever) may be happy to sit in high gravity, but not _that_ high, or not without remaining the same kind of thing one calls a "rock" in casual conversations. A mass supported by electron degeneracy pressure isn't quite the same as the mostly crystalline structure you'd have in mind for a "normal" rocky planet.

    I'm also not sure if it would form mountains or trenches (even 3 to 4 mm high) at that point, since the whole thing is held together by the quantum pressure of a "gas" made of electrons. It's, so to speak, some atoms "floating" in that electron gas. What keeps it from collapsing at that point isn't a crystalline structure that can be re-shaped to form a mountain or a trench, but just the fact that getting any denser would force the electrons to occupy even higher energy states, thus increasing the pressure, thus pushing it back into shape. So at a wild guess, that thing couldn't form any long lived mountains any more than you can get mountains on Jupiter.

    I'm also not sure if you can get just a little neutronium in the centre, while leaving the surface intact. The way I understood it (but again, IANAP) once it does start to collapse into neutronium, then it goes all the way. (Maybe also blowing a part of itself into space, supernova style. The fast collapse will produce enough energy for that.) If the pressure is enough for the centre to collapse, this will just produce an avalanche reaction where the collapse both increases the gravity (less R --> more g) _and_ takes out some of the electron gas that supported the star to start with. So basically it's like puncturing an inflated balloon: it won't stop at losing just a little gas.

    That's why we talk about the Chandrasekhar limit as a hard limit. In fact, hard enough to use Type Ia supernovae as a standard candle for really long range astronomy. You can know pretty exactly at what mass the star went *BOOM* and exactly how bright that explosion was. Because it happened as soon as the star went even a just a tiny little bit above that limit. When that happened, it didn't just get a little neutronium in the core, but started the final countdown.

    But again, IANAP, so I'd be curious to hear about it from a real physicist.

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  97. Obligatory by goldaryn · · Score: 1

    ..That's not a moo.. uh, planet - it's a space station!

  98. To borrow from Contact... by JohnnyDanger · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Our first major broadcast went out in 1936, and arrived there in 1977.

    Their response could come in 2018. Cool.

  99. Gravity scales with mass by jmichaelg · · Score: 1
    If they were human-like meat-bags, they'd be squished human-like meat-bags. Pressing your face into a glass window doesn't even begin to give you the level of squishnessed involved.

    OTOH, if the planets have oceans then the inhabitants might look like our marine creatures.

  100. Re:What's the point of all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Tree-huggers and people-feeders still don't seem to understand this though - and thank fuck none of them are in power anywhere on the planet!

    Yea, the current incumbents of the White House & Downing Street are doing a bang up job;)

  101. This should clear things up for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    41 light years equals 4.24 × 10^15 football fields.

  102. LOL MOD UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I think I saw this elsewhere

  103. Everthing's relative by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    41 MILES is a very long distance if I'm walking. But I travel farther than that without even thinking about it in my car. 41 lightyears is certainly a long way with our current technology, but if we ever develop spaceships that can approach the speed of light, that will shrink to maybe half a century. Not exactly a weekend trip, but not impossible, at least for an unmanned ship.

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  104. Re:What's the point of all this? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
    You need to understand that governments do NOT work on the principle of monetary equity: if they saved 500 Million dollars here, NO ONE says "OH, that means we can send 500 Million to the staving people in _________ (place country name here)!"


    Not only that, but if we DID send 500 Million to the staving people in _________ (place country name here), the starving people wouldn't get 500 million. You'd be lucky if they got 5 million! The rest would go into some 2-bit dictator's pocket.
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  105. I agree by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    By my calculations, about a millionth of one percent of the galaxy is within 41 light years of us.

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  106. The problem with that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is that if they're smart enough to receive our signals, they would be generating some of their own. Then again, maybe they skipped broadcast and went straight to cable. Too bad. We'll have to send them platinum if we want to catch those classic reruns of I Love Kleebo

  107. Sorry, but I have to ask... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

    ....How many libraries of congress would that be?

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  108. Re:To borrow from Contact... or why no UFOs by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Our first major broadcast went out in 1936, and arrived there in 1977.

    Great, so they think we've been fighting a world war based on race for the last decade, then ...

    No wonder they don't come and visit us - I'd stay away.

    Wonder what they'll think of all the Invading Saucer Men flicks that came out after WW II that they'll be seeing soon ...

    It's kind of like Earth has a giant sign saying "Paranoid Hostiles here who will shoot anything that looks different" in orbit around us.

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  109. Where do you live? by spun · · Score: 1

    Because I want to move there. $10/hr menial jobs? New York and San Francisco don't pay that well, and they are two of the most expensive places on earth. Seriously, do you need a Linux expert/Network Administrator? I'll move to wherever you are in a heartbeat because most of the world is not like where you live.

    I would love to move to Canada, but I've looked into it and without either $100,000 to invest in the local economy or an employer willing to state they need and can't find someone with my qualifications, I am not getting in.

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    1. Re:Where do you live? by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Currently, Alberta, Canada. $12/hr to work at KFC, no lie. Things are a bit nuts here, admittedly. Immigrating here is actually relatively easy right now due to the insane price of oil. Companies are bringing in workers from Latin America, Asia, Africa, you name it. If you're able to perform or willing to learn pretty much any trade, you can find work (and get a company to "sponsor" you) with hardly any working. $30/hr and up for house framers is the norm right now. For IT work... it's highly in demand here, but it's a lot harder to do the immigration deal as we're still plowing our way through the dot-com bubble's legacy, ie: still filtering out the paper MCSEs.

      The experiences with welfare recipients were in friendly Manitoba - these people exist by the tens of thousands there. It's not uncommon for high school girls to deliberately get themselves pregnant in order to collect welfare benefits.

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    2. Re:Where do you live? by spun · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. Will discuss this with the wife, we have been talking about moving to Canada but everything I heard said it was next to impossible. Do you know anything about BC? Because the weather there is a little more to my liking ;-)

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    3. Re:Where do you live? by freeweed · · Score: 1

      You mean you prefer cloudy and rainy 200 days out of the year? :)

      BC is currently in a pretty good state, construction jobs are plenty due to the 2010 winter olympics. Otherwise it's always been a good place, except housing is insanely expensive. Lots of good paying jobs, which you need for that $3000/month mortgage.

      I'll make a guess and assume you're in the US right now; I can't speak for the rest of the country but there are a TON of Americans moving up here right now - so it can't be as hard as it's been in the past. Always worth a look, eh?

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  110. Re:Crap reporting or making vacation plans now by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    No kidding. It'll take us at least ten years to find any monoliths.

    Well, even if we had FTL, it's still 41 lightyears away.

    I figure if we get up to 0.5 light speed, we could have an observatory there by the time I die. Of course, I'd never see the pics, as it would take 41 years for the signals to return.

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  111. Re:Same is Unlikely - Huge Difference to be expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US counts as a civilisation?

  112. Planetary orbits by kehren77 · · Score: 1
    From the Article: The newly discovered planets have masses of about 10, 12 and 18 times that of Earth and they zip around the star in rapid orbits of about 9, 32 and 197 days, respectively.

    Wow, I'd be 1,176 years old on the planet with a 9 day orbit.

    Seriously though, I'd can't wait for technology to advance to the point where we would be able to tell rotational speeds and get more detail on actual surface conditions, instead of guesses based on orbital distances.

    Exciting stuff.

  113. Re:So IF there is intelegent life there.... by pclminion · · Score: 1
    You've got another 41 years (in our frame of reference) until they get here, though, assuming they can travel nearly light speed. As they get closer they will hear a very blue-shifted version of all the radio transmissions from that time up until now, so maybe they'll change their minds en route.

    On the other hand, if they are travelling near light speed, in THEIR frame only a few seconds or minutes will have passed, so maybe they won't be able to comprehend the new transmissions in time and blow us away anyway (assuming the most recent 41 years worth of data is enough to vindicate us in the first place).

    Interstellar travel is weird like that.

  114. Minimum Mass by Convector · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I should point out that using the Doppler techinque can only provide an estimate of the MINIMUM mass of the object. The masses of the planets are not smaller than that of Neptune. It depends on the inclination of that solar system to our line of site. Only when we see the system edge-on, is the actual mass the same as the minimum mass. Since we can detect the asteroid belt with Spitzer, it's a pretty good guess that the system is close to edge-on in this case. But in most cases, you can't tell. Press releases of exoplanet detection tend to neglect this issue.

  115. Re:What's the point of all this? by Khaed · · Score: 1

    I was using NASA as an example because that's where a lot of money goes in the US, space research wise.

  116. Silly by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    So you joined the military -- knowing that the military would quite likely be deployed to fight somewhere -- and you didn't want to go to war? How many people become doctors while hoping they wont have to treat patients? How many people become janitors while praying every night that they wont be requird to clean? No offense, but that's seriously fucking stupid. A student loan, a flag, and a christmas tree could easily have satisfied your need for education money, patriotism, and family tradition, respectively.

    1. Re:Silly by swillden · · Score: 1

      So you joined the military -- knowing that the military would quite likely be deployed to fight somewhere -- and you didn't want to go to war?

      Actually, I joing the military expecting I would probably not be deployed, but willing to go if called upon.

      A student loan, a flag, and a christmas tree could easily have satisfied your need for education money, patriotism, and family tradition, respectively.

      Is there really nothing that has deep meaning for you? If there's nothing you're willing to die for, you really don't know what it is to live.

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    2. Re:Silly by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

      If my country were INVADED, I'd fight to the death. If it were occupied, I'd be setting up IEDs like crazy, unless a chance to assassinate the occupying nation's leaders came along. Etcera. I believe in lots of things. I might even consider enlisting if my country went to war to defend some other democracy. But joining a military, on the off chance that the next deployment will be one that I support? Especially when the main use of military force is to invade other countries, usually for no reason and with no real plan for success? That I don't believe in. And getting abused and possibly sent to prison for deserting just so that I can avoid dying in some quagmire like Iraq part 2, that I solidly oppose. Only an idiot would join the army -- especially the American army -- at any time other than when there is an imminent threat. A real imminent threat that is, as opposed to an imaginary one. There are lots of idiots though, so the invasion armies of the world will never lack for manpower.

    3. Re:Silly by swillden · · Score: 1

      Part of the difference in attitude I think I understand: I suspect you're significantly younger than I am, and your perspective is influenced more by recent events. I grew up during the height of the Cold War, and there *was* an imminent threat, even if we weren't actually shooting. I haven't asked, and so can't really speak for the young soldiers joining today, but I am quite certain that people haven't fundamentally changed and that very few young people actually want to go to war. The war in Iraq hasn't hugely impacted the recruiting efforts, so there must be some other reasons, and I think the fact that Iraq is such a *safe* (there were days in Vietnam and hours in WWII where we lost more soldiers than we've lost in the years in Iraq) war probably makes it somewhat less frightening than it would be otherwise.

      There's also the fact that I, and most of my relatives in the military, and many of the people currently in Iraq, didn't join the US military, they joined their state's National Guard. Historically, the National Guard rarely actually goes to war and also does a lot of worthwhile things that don't involve actually going to war. That's the family tradition I mentioned, National Guard service, as well as prior generations of wartime military service. The small town that my family is from also has a strong tradition of military service. Look at this picture of the cemetery on Memorial Day; each one of those flags you see decorates the grave of a veteran who was in the theatre of combat during a war. I do have to say that I regret the fact that my father, younger brother and some cousins are entitled to flags and I am not. You may call that silly, and I certainly would agree that I wouldn't choose to go to war just so I could have a flag on my grave on Memorial Day, but there *is* a regret, and I don't think that's a bad thing.

      Further, although I think the decision to invade Iraq was misguided, I am proud of my relatives who are over there right now. I think that the invasion of Iraq will prove to be a good thing for the Iraqis, that they'll ultimately be a happier and freer people for it (though that depends in large part on them). I'm unclear as to why their freedom is worth untold billions billions of tax dollars, but the people I know who are in Iraq now consider it worth the time and risk to their own lives to do a good thing for the Iraqis.

      There's a big difference between *wanting* to go to war and being willing to go to war, which is the issue that prompted me to post originally. People who want to go to war are crazy. People who are willing to go to war even though they don't want to are admirable, even if *you* think their reasons are misguided. Note that this applies to some degree to terrorists as well, although I cannot see any justification for the intentional slaughter of innocents.

      Finally, my other issue with your position is that it's one of condescension and arrogance. Because you calculate the value of military service and conclude that it's a bad idea, you assume that anyone who arrives at a different result is an idiot, never bothering to consider that they may be reasoning from a different axiomatic system. Were I to do the same, I'd conclude that you're selfish and frightened. I don't conclude that because I can see how your assumptions differ.

      My position is that joining the US military, whatever branch, is an admirable thing to do as long as it's done for reasons of patriotism and with an intent to serve. The fact that the military has been misused is just an indication that we *civilians* in the US are not doing our job. We're not pulling our weight and keeping our government in check. That's our failing. Mine and *yours*, not the failing of the people who offer to risk their lives for our freedom.

      Bottom line: If you think the military action is wrong, blame the government that ordered it and the civilians who supported it -- or at le

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  117. Australia by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    You're not convinced that Australia can support an army capable of defending against a large scale attack? Are we thinking of the same Australia? The one that kicked unusual amounts of ass during world war 2? The Rats of Torbuk? That Japanese battlegroup that was demolished by a single Australian destroyer on its first mission with an novice crew? For some reason, Aussies are just plain tough.

  118. Aparently you forgot about the "etc" by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

    *cough*

    I did put that in there for a reason.

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  119. Huh? by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    1.) For the second time, someone was too stupid to actually READ my post, in which I explicitly stated that I did not believe we should stop buying helicopters. I don't really believe that you are an employer, since most employers possess the basic literacy skills to not miss things like that.

    2.) $3660/year is over half of what someone on welfare gets in BC, which has one of the highest costs of living in Canada. So that's actually doing pretty well.

    3.) Not everyone that is on welfare should be on it. By properly funding these programs (instead of keeping them perpetually underfunded as is the norm), we can have enough social workers to actually make informed decisions about who to approve for disability, who to give long-term conventional welfare to (a single parent with a new baby typically needs two years out of the workforce, for instance), who to give the short-term, strings-attached welfare to, who to just stick in a skill retraining course for a month, and who to just tell to fuck off.

    There are an awful lot of people that I do think need to be kicked off of welfare. One of the points I was making (since you didn't bother to read it), was that there really aren't that many people who genuinely NEED social assistance, and helping them isn't particularly expensive. Your own digging showed that only 1.8% of Canadians receive social support, and if programs were designed better that could be even lower.

    The disabled need long term support (probably for their whole lives), people who have a temporary impediment to working need medium term support (a few months to a few years), people who've lost their job need short term support (one or two months, delivered in a timely fashion), and people whose field of employment has disappeared need a month of support and a ticket to the local technical institute.

    4.) If you think that you need helicopters to defend a country, you've obviously never heard of Vietnam. The world's best military defeated by peasants. Besides, Canada has welfare AND helicopters. My point was simply to put welfare spending IN PERSPECTIVE. Military spending is vastly greater. Healthcare spending is vastly greater still.

    1. Re:Huh? by Ada_Rules · · Score: 1
      For the second time, someone was too stupid to actually READ my post
      Oh, I read the post. I saw the part about saying you did not want to stop building helicopters. Still, it is worth pointing out that building them is indeed already providing some jobs and it is also worth pointing out that they do serve a purpose. Replies to post are not just to answer statements made by the poster but to help focus the noise that qualifies as thought in the people that are reading the thread.

      As for the "Stupid" comment...I thought most people in Canada were nicer than that. Must be some Quebec blood in there someplace :). As for the cost of the Canadian military. It looks like pretty small fraction of the total budget. At least we can agree that healtcare spending is quite large.

      Perhaps things are different in Canada than here with respect to your welfare programs but the problem here is not that we are underfunded such that there are not enough workers to determine who really needs aide. There are plenty of "people at work" doing these jobs, there are just damn few that actually do any work while they are there.

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