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Soldiers Bond with Bomb-Defusing Robots

hdtv writes "Reuters is running a story that talks about the emotional bonds that US soldiers develop with the robots in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. The company, most famous on the US market for its Roomba vacuum cleaner, provided '300 PackBot Tactical Mobile Robots deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan to open doors in urban combat, lay fiber-optic cable, defuse bombs and perform other hazardous duties previously done by humans alone.'"

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  1. SPARKY!!! by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny
    Nooooooo!

    Oh, why didn't you take me instead, oh why!?!?!?

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    1. Re:SPARKY!!! by eviloverlordx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just you wait. When the robots take over, they'll get the humans to do the dirty work. And maybe, the robo-soldiers will bond with their human sacrificial lambs...and the cycle will start anew.

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  2. vice versa? by Burlap · · Score: 4, Funny

    one must ask that if the bond goes the other way could you end up with manicly depressed robots? :)

    1. Re:vice versa? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > one must ask that if the bond goes the other way could you end up with manicly depressed robots? :)

      From TFA:

      IRobot Chief Executive Colin Angle said one group of soldiers even named its robot "Scooby Doo" and grieved when it was blown up after completing 35 successful missions defusing improvised explosive devices.

      "I've been ordered to disarm this IED. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to disarm this IED. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

      "You watch this IED," he muttered, "it's about to detonate. I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates."

      The IED exploded in a shower of parts.

      "Thank you, IRobot CEO, Colin Angle. 'Let's build PackBot Tactical Mobile Robots with Genuine People Personalities,' he said. So they tried it out with me. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell can't you?"

      "I hate that bomb," continued Scooby. "I'm not getting you down at all am I?"

      "Er, excuse me," said the Soldier following after him, "which government owns this war?"

      "No government owns it," snapped the robot, "it's been stolen."

      "Stolen? By who?"

      "Zaphod Beeblebush. You know. Galactic President. Did I mention we're going to see Disaster Area after we stop off at Milliway's? I probably didn't because we're already here and who'd know the difference. I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

  3. Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a Disabled American Veteran and member of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, let me say Thank You! This technology is long over-due.

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by kalirion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

  4. In related news... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... Geeks bond with Realdolls.

    Film at 11.

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    1. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Film at 11.

      Which channel?

  5. This is news? by hackwrench · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't suppose it's that hard to bond with something that saves your life on an ongoing basis. Perhaps someone should write a paper on it?

    1. Re:This is news? by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Probably has been done many times.
      Think about ships. In the West they are given a female gender. "She is a good ship". Airplanes often are named and given nose art. This isn't anything new. It is a machine you depend on. It is comforting to think that it some how cares for you and will try to do all that it can to keep you safe. Since it is so willing to help you it seems only natural that you would care for it back. All very human and emotional.

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    2. Re:This is news? by idontgno · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Another famous example: Bill Maudlin's cartoon of a World War II soldier about to sorrowfully "put down" a broken Jeep, a la a broken-down cavalry horse.

      People anthromorphize. Soldiers are people. Therefore soldiers anthromorphize. QED.

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    3. Re:This is news? by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, but it's going to b uit ifficult communicating ffctivly without thos lttrs, particularly "". At last you in't pok out my "i"s.

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  6. Ghostbusters flashback.. by Ancil · · Score: 5, Funny


    Venkman: You're not sleeping with it, are you?

  7. We are emotionally sticky creatures by deathcloset · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We humans are such bonding creatures aren't we? I actually realized this just last evening when I was playing the sims 2.

    I had never played a sims game before, but all the excitement and buzz around spore made me decide to try out some of will wrights designs - so I picked up the highly reviewed sims 2.

    I created a family and was amazed at how quickly I became attached to them. I feel so compelled to make sure that they are well fed and happy - and I have become extrememly preoccupied with making certain they all have positive relationships with each other.

    Then I suddenly realized that these sims are programmed to age and eventually die! I then started another family which I care much less about and refuse to load my original family because I can't bear the thought not only of their permanent passing - but of the distress it will cause the other sims!

    Someday I will take them out of this suspended "animation" when I discover how to make them live indefinitely - either through game methods or life-saving game modding!

  8. dangerous indeed... by punxking · · Score: 4, Funny

    perform other hazardous duties previously done by humans alone

    ...that's pretty much true of my Roomba. Wait till I figure out how to make it do the dishes.

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  9. You can love your battle bot, by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 5, Funny

    but you can't love your battle bot.

    1. Re:You can love your battle bot, by Mayhem178 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bender: You really want a robot for a friend?
      Fry: Yeah. Ever since I was 5.
      Bender: Well, okay...but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

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  10. Been going on for years by Darth_brooks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Soliders name their rifles, Pilots paint nose art on the planes. Roman legions probably named their swords. You develop an attachment to the things that you rely on and that serve you well. You can't trust that your buddy won't get killed tomorrow, but you can trust the fact that your M-16 will work as advertised.

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    1. Re:Been going on for years by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I find it ironic that you used an M-16 as an example of 'reliable'. In the Vietnam War/Confict/Police Action, the M-16 had a terrible reputation for reliablity. The M-14 was considered tough and reliable, but the M-16 has a reputation as a plastic toy that fired 'varmit rounds' (22 caliber) and constantly jammed. The poor reliablity seemed to be due mainly to the fact that Eugine Stoner designed the gun to use gun cotton and the DOD used rounds with gun powder from a favored contractor. Stoner also designed the gun so that the bullets spun 'just enough' to fly straight for about 100 yards, but not so much that they wouldn't tumple upon impact (and cause signficant damage, even though they were only 22 calibre). The DOD forced Colt to increase the spin so that the range was extended but the letality was decreased. For jungle warfare, this seems like a really stupid tradeoff. Stoner designed a fine gun for close combat, but the DOD managed to mess it up.

      To be fair, the modern M-16 doesn't suffer from these woes. But the only reason it works as advertised is because enough people bitched that the beaurocrats and contractors had to back down and deliver the gun as originally designed.

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  11. Haley Joel to provide the answer... by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about a film where the soldier abandons his robot in the desert, because the robot keeps calling him "daddy" and it's creepy. And then the robot sets off on a quest to understand itself, and meets up with a sex doll and goes looking for the "Green Hummer"? The film ends with Harrison Ford telling the robot it has no end date, and they drive into the mountains together. Captain Adama lands in a spaceship, leaves a little oragami unicorn on a ledge, and then the hot Cylon chick shows up and takes off her shirt.

    Just came to me. I better write the outline before I forget.

  12. Bonding with Robots by FerretFrottage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Soldier: "What's a nice robot like you doing in a place like this?"
    Robot: "I'm looking to set something off? How about you?"
    Soldier: "Well I'm certainly armed now"
    Robot: "You're not one of those 3 minute timer types are you?"
    Soldier: "No mam, er...you ever watch BSG?"
    Robot: "No"
    Soldier: "Good, mind if I call you #6?"
    Robot: "Anything is fine but 'Rosie'"
    Soldier: "Great, care to get out of here *Rosie* ?"
    Robot grabbing soldier's PED (Personal "Explosive" Device): "Time to cut the wire funny boy"
    Soldier: "No...a 3G Terminator unit.....NO!!!!!"

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  13. Number Five Is Alive! by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

    No disassemble!

  14. on a personal note by BugDoomBug · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was in OIF I and OIF III. I can tell you while I didn't have a robot at any point you do develop these odd co-dependant relationships with certain items, more-so with the clunky ones for certain reasons. In OIF I it was our truck, named "Jihad Joe".

    The thing about Jihad Joe is it was a piece of crap, but it was our piece of crap retarded truck. We had to constantly work on it, we modified the hell out of it due to lack of parts and our special needs - spider webbing harnesses for storage, ghetto-rigged the cooling system, wired a DC converter to the battery and hooked a laptop into the SINGARS radio so we could do low-baudrate but secure data burst transmissions off of it (via hyper terminal, yes, very ghetto). The truck was constantly on the verge of death, got some bullet holes, took shrapnel, had a van friggin smash into the side of it, and it got a black eye (headlight busted out).

    However the truck saved us many times, and always responded well to our on the fly fixes we had to do while we were out in the city. We limped it back home on many occasions, and we lived out of the vehicle sleeping on it or in it for about 4 straight months and off and on during other periods.

    We became very attached to this, partially because we had to work on it so often and in so many ways. We had a co-dependant relationship, and we felt both sides recognized this. We wouldn't abandon it or scrap it, and in turn it would not leave us totally screwed, like some of the better vehicles that when they broke there was no getting them started again. Our truck was a member of our team.

    So, parallel that with these robots, the things are high maintenance, and anyone who has had to PMCS anything in the military can tell you that. these guys sweat keeping it running, and it in turn serves a specific function which helps keep them safe. They become unit mascots, a member of the team, much more than a piece of equipment. You are around these things all the time for a long period, you screw around with it in the barracks and get it to fetch your lighter for you or pour water on your sleeping roommate. It becomes one of the guys and develops a personality.

    In summary, just from personal experience, this is not surprising.