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Soldiers Bond with Bomb-Defusing Robots

hdtv writes "Reuters is running a story that talks about the emotional bonds that US soldiers develop with the robots in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. The company, most famous on the US market for its Roomba vacuum cleaner, provided '300 PackBot Tactical Mobile Robots deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan to open doors in urban combat, lay fiber-optic cable, defuse bombs and perform other hazardous duties previously done by humans alone.'"

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  1. SPARKY!!! by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny
    Nooooooo!

    Oh, why didn't you take me instead, oh why!?!?!?

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    1. Re:SPARKY!!! by eviloverlordx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just you wait. When the robots take over, they'll get the humans to do the dirty work. And maybe, the robo-soldiers will bond with their human sacrificial lambs...and the cycle will start anew.

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    2. Re:SPARKY!!! by 0110011001110101 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't anthropomorphize computers: they hate that.

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  2. So... by 10101001011 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So it is after this "bonding" as they call it that the citizen of Iraq will welcome their bomb-defusing soldier-hybrid overlords?

  3. vice versa? by Burlap · · Score: 4, Funny

    one must ask that if the bond goes the other way could you end up with manicly depressed robots? :)

    1. Re:vice versa? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > one must ask that if the bond goes the other way could you end up with manicly depressed robots? :)

      From TFA:

      IRobot Chief Executive Colin Angle said one group of soldiers even named its robot "Scooby Doo" and grieved when it was blown up after completing 35 successful missions defusing improvised explosive devices.

      "I've been ordered to disarm this IED. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to disarm this IED. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

      "You watch this IED," he muttered, "it's about to detonate. I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates."

      The IED exploded in a shower of parts.

      "Thank you, IRobot CEO, Colin Angle. 'Let's build PackBot Tactical Mobile Robots with Genuine People Personalities,' he said. So they tried it out with me. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell can't you?"

      "I hate that bomb," continued Scooby. "I'm not getting you down at all am I?"

      "Er, excuse me," said the Soldier following after him, "which government owns this war?"

      "No government owns it," snapped the robot, "it's been stolen."

      "Stolen? By who?"

      "Zaphod Beeblebush. You know. Galactic President. Did I mention we're going to see Disaster Area after we stop off at Milliway's? I probably didn't because we're already here and who'd know the difference. I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

  4. Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a Disabled American Veteran and member of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, let me say Thank You! This technology is long over-due.

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by MightyMait · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed!! Next step, robots to do *all* the killing and dying. Heck, while we're at it, let's just skip to fighting all our wars in emulators.

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    2. Re:Let me be the first to say "Thank You!" by kalirion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

  5. In related news... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... Geeks bond with Realdolls.

    Film at 11.

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    1. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Film at 11.

      Which channel?

    2. Re:In related news... by Harinezumi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Knew I shouldn't have left the crazy glue next to the ky jelly

  6. This is news? by hackwrench · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't suppose it's that hard to bond with something that saves your life on an ongoing basis. Perhaps someone should write a paper on it?

    1. Re:This is news? by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Probably has been done many times.
      Think about ships. In the West they are given a female gender. "She is a good ship". Airplanes often are named and given nose art. This isn't anything new. It is a machine you depend on. It is comforting to think that it some how cares for you and will try to do all that it can to keep you safe. Since it is so willing to help you it seems only natural that you would care for it back. All very human and emotional.

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    2. Re:This is news? by idontgno · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Another famous example: Bill Maudlin's cartoon of a World War II soldier about to sorrowfully "put down" a broken Jeep, a la a broken-down cavalry horse.

      People anthromorphize. Soldiers are people. Therefore soldiers anthromorphize. QED.

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    3. Re:This is news? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 3, Informative

      You did not say "all" people anthropomorphize. It is possible that all soldiers are from a subset of people which is has a null intersection with the subset of people who anthropomorphize. You are now officially banned from using the letters "QED."

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    4. Re:This is news? by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, but it's going to b uit ifficult communicating ffctivly without thos lttrs, particularly "". At last you in't pok out my "i"s.

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  7. Ghostbusters flashback.. by Ancil · · Score: 5, Funny


    Venkman: You're not sleeping with it, are you?

  8. We are emotionally sticky creatures by deathcloset · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We humans are such bonding creatures aren't we? I actually realized this just last evening when I was playing the sims 2.

    I had never played a sims game before, but all the excitement and buzz around spore made me decide to try out some of will wrights designs - so I picked up the highly reviewed sims 2.

    I created a family and was amazed at how quickly I became attached to them. I feel so compelled to make sure that they are well fed and happy - and I have become extrememly preoccupied with making certain they all have positive relationships with each other.

    Then I suddenly realized that these sims are programmed to age and eventually die! I then started another family which I care much less about and refuse to load my original family because I can't bear the thought not only of their permanent passing - but of the distress it will cause the other sims!

    Someday I will take them out of this suspended "animation" when I discover how to make them live indefinitely - either through game methods or life-saving game modding!

    1. Re:We are emotionally sticky creatures by Hack'n'Slash · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, something must be seriously wrong with me... In the first sims I had the parents go for a swim, then took the ladder out of the pool. Poor little buggers did quite a few laps before finally going under.

  9. dangerous indeed... by punxking · · Score: 4, Funny

    perform other hazardous duties previously done by humans alone

    ...that's pretty much true of my Roomba. Wait till I figure out how to make it do the dishes.

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  10. So.. by th0mas.sixbit.org · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, uhh.. Awesomo.. are you a.. pleasure model?

    DOES NOT COMPUTE ...

    hey did that robot just fart?

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  11. oblig 'full metal jacket' by plopez · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is my robot, there are very many like it but this one is mine....

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  12. Glueing robot by gibbled · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wish I had a robot that could apply glue.

    Would be much easier to bond with.

  13. You can love your battle bot, by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 5, Funny

    but you can't love your battle bot.

    1. Re:You can love your battle bot, by Mayhem178 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bender: You really want a robot for a friend?
      Fry: Yeah. Ever since I was 5.
      Bender: Well, okay...but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

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  14. Been going on for years by Darth_brooks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Soliders name their rifles, Pilots paint nose art on the planes. Roman legions probably named their swords. You develop an attachment to the things that you rely on and that serve you well. You can't trust that your buddy won't get killed tomorrow, but you can trust the fact that your M-16 will work as advertised.

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    1. Re:Been going on for years by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I find it ironic that you used an M-16 as an example of 'reliable'. In the Vietnam War/Confict/Police Action, the M-16 had a terrible reputation for reliablity. The M-14 was considered tough and reliable, but the M-16 has a reputation as a plastic toy that fired 'varmit rounds' (22 caliber) and constantly jammed. The poor reliablity seemed to be due mainly to the fact that Eugine Stoner designed the gun to use gun cotton and the DOD used rounds with gun powder from a favored contractor. Stoner also designed the gun so that the bullets spun 'just enough' to fly straight for about 100 yards, but not so much that they wouldn't tumple upon impact (and cause signficant damage, even though they were only 22 calibre). The DOD forced Colt to increase the spin so that the range was extended but the letality was decreased. For jungle warfare, this seems like a really stupid tradeoff. Stoner designed a fine gun for close combat, but the DOD managed to mess it up.

      To be fair, the modern M-16 doesn't suffer from these woes. But the only reason it works as advertised is because enough people bitched that the beaurocrats and contractors had to back down and deliver the gun as originally designed.

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    2. Re:Been going on for years by hackstraw · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stoner also designed the gun so that the...

      I can't tell if its a good thing or a bad thing to have a gun designed by a Stoner.

  15. Haley Joel to provide the answer... by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about a film where the soldier abandons his robot in the desert, because the robot keeps calling him "daddy" and it's creepy. And then the robot sets off on a quest to understand itself, and meets up with a sex doll and goes looking for the "Green Hummer"? The film ends with Harrison Ford telling the robot it has no end date, and they drive into the mountains together. Captain Adama lands in a spaceship, leaves a little oragami unicorn on a ledge, and then the hot Cylon chick shows up and takes off her shirt.

    Just came to me. I better write the outline before I forget.

  16. Bonding with Robots by FerretFrottage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Soldier: "What's a nice robot like you doing in a place like this?"
    Robot: "I'm looking to set something off? How about you?"
    Soldier: "Well I'm certainly armed now"
    Robot: "You're not one of those 3 minute timer types are you?"
    Soldier: "No mam, er...you ever watch BSG?"
    Robot: "No"
    Soldier: "Good, mind if I call you #6?"
    Robot: "Anything is fine but 'Rosie'"
    Soldier: "Great, care to get out of here *Rosie* ?"
    Robot grabbing soldier's PED (Personal "Explosive" Device): "Time to cut the wire funny boy"
    Soldier: "No...a 3G Terminator unit.....NO!!!!!"

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  17. Cars by iamlucky13 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The article is interesting, but I don't think it's particularly novel. Consider the way some guys treat their cars. Add in the psychological effect of the battlefield and some degree of attachment is not surprising. Plus, we've long had a tendency to personalize our creations. From naming ships to creating flashy avatars like "Clippy" that wonderful Word assistant that everyone wants to twist into a pretzel and toss into a furnace.

    I've also read that some police officers in K-9 units take counseling when their dog dies in the line of duty, because they worked so closely together. The bond between dogs and humans is much more obvious, but I think related.

  18. Number Five Is Alive! by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

    No disassemble!

  19. Re:WTF is the "lesson learned"? by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of the lessons learned, and there are several in the nascent robotics market/industry:
    - People will anthropomorphize mobile robitic devices (iRobot does the roomba and the pakbot) see their website. People will accept what LALAwood has nearly always portrayed as bad or evil, as a tool and useful.
    - Even relatively small robotic systems can be very useful to military and police forces.
    - You don't need a EE degree to operate a complex robotics system.
    - That for about the cost of an assault rifle, you can save lives.

    On top of those lessons, current technology would allow the US to create robotic weapons systems. Say when a patrol gets ambushed, they engage the firing system that puts 120 bullets in the area (any area) from which the system detected gunfire. Police in LA and Miami (IIRC) use sound systems on light poles to detect gunfire. Then while the soldiers are behind protective shielding, the 'robot' is pummeling any would-be attackers.

    Trusting robotic systems, especially semi-autonomous or autonomous systems is thought to be difficult, but this proves that people will accept and use them to their full potential. I'm sure that iRobot is finding new ways to improve their robots every week with soldiers using them in a war.

  20. on a personal note by BugDoomBug · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was in OIF I and OIF III. I can tell you while I didn't have a robot at any point you do develop these odd co-dependant relationships with certain items, more-so with the clunky ones for certain reasons. In OIF I it was our truck, named "Jihad Joe".

    The thing about Jihad Joe is it was a piece of crap, but it was our piece of crap retarded truck. We had to constantly work on it, we modified the hell out of it due to lack of parts and our special needs - spider webbing harnesses for storage, ghetto-rigged the cooling system, wired a DC converter to the battery and hooked a laptop into the SINGARS radio so we could do low-baudrate but secure data burst transmissions off of it (via hyper terminal, yes, very ghetto). The truck was constantly on the verge of death, got some bullet holes, took shrapnel, had a van friggin smash into the side of it, and it got a black eye (headlight busted out).

    However the truck saved us many times, and always responded well to our on the fly fixes we had to do while we were out in the city. We limped it back home on many occasions, and we lived out of the vehicle sleeping on it or in it for about 4 straight months and off and on during other periods.

    We became very attached to this, partially because we had to work on it so often and in so many ways. We had a co-dependant relationship, and we felt both sides recognized this. We wouldn't abandon it or scrap it, and in turn it would not leave us totally screwed, like some of the better vehicles that when they broke there was no getting them started again. Our truck was a member of our team.

    So, parallel that with these robots, the things are high maintenance, and anyone who has had to PMCS anything in the military can tell you that. these guys sweat keeping it running, and it in turn serves a specific function which helps keep them safe. They become unit mascots, a member of the team, much more than a piece of equipment. You are around these things all the time for a long period, you screw around with it in the barracks and get it to fetch your lighter for you or pour water on your sleeping roommate. It becomes one of the guys and develops a personality.

    In summary, just from personal experience, this is not surprising.

  21. OIF 3 by FiveDollarYoBet · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I was in OIF 3 and we did a lot of 'escort the EOD guys' missions. I wouldn't say that we developed an attachment to their robots but I know that without them those EOD guys would've been hating life.

    And yes, we did name them.... The big one was Johnny 5, the little one was Johnny 2 1/2.

  22. Ask a paramedic by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If somebody depends on a piece of equipment to protect his life, he develops a bond to it. For example, motorcyclists (seasoned ones, anyway) ride with a heavy thought in their mind: "If I fuck this up, I die." Then they move in a certain way and the bike moves like it's a part of them and they're both out of trouble. Riders really, really bond with their bikes, 'cause their bikes keep them happy and alive.

    So if you ever have a conversation with a paramedic, ask them about bike accidents they've responded to. Ask them what the motorcyclist keeps saying over and over again. The guy will have bone sticking out of his leg, and all he'll say is, "Dude! Is my bike okay?"

    Seasoned EMTs have a canned response: "Couple of dings, paint's scratched, but she'll be fine." Once you get that thought of the rider's head you can get around to the "oriented times three" questions.

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