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Windows Vista - Not So Bad?

Shantyman writes "ZDNet has a counterpoint to the negative impressions of Vista's Beta 2 going around. Entitled Vista Beta 2, up close and personal, Ed Bott writes: 'I've spent the last three months running beta versions of Windows Vista on the PCs I use for everyday work. February and March were exasperating. April's release was noticeably better, and the Beta 2 preview - Build 5381, released to testers in early May - has been running flawlessly on my notebook for nearly three weeks.'"

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  1. Runs flawlessly by MarkByers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow it runs on at least one computer. Excellent! Good job Microsoft.

    Anyone one else got it working yet? Maybe you can get your story posted to Slashdot too.

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    1. Re:Runs flawlessly by daern · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anyone one else got it working yet? Maybe you can get your story posted to Slashdot too.

      Works fine here.

      Well, you did ask...

    2. Re:Runs flawlessly by Mayhem178 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Turns out the guy didn't really get it working, he just had this taped to his laptop.

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    3. Re:Runs flawlessly by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow it runs on at least one computer. Excellent! Good job Microsoft.

      Anyone one else got it working yet? Maybe you can get your story posted to Slashdot too.


      Well we have it running of several 'different' computers.

      So I guess that proves they are even out doing Apple and OSX which only runs on about 6 different computers, right?

      (Smile, it is a joke.)

  2. Or, to put it more accurately by RLiegh · · Score: 4, Funny

    MS's checks from april and may cleared.

  3. Re:Microsoft eating their own dogfood? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
    > Microsoft eating their own dogfood?

    Just two things to say about dogfood:

    1) Food is what goes into a dog, not what comes out of a dog. (Corollary: That which comes out of a dog isn't food.)
    2) It's coming out of the end of the dog into which food doesn't go. (Corollary: Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, we don't wanna know.)

  4. Re:Running smoothly? by bishiraver · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love it. "Failure Type: OS Stopped Working." Real informative there!

  5. Re:Running smoothly? by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have to say that MS must have enormous balls to add a "stability monitor" to Windows.

    "Stability Index" is going to become the new "Uptime".

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  6. Re:Microsoft eating their own dogfood? by boldtbanan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have you ever watched a dog? They eat their own shit/vomit all of the time, just like MS.

  7. Well, that's their marketing sorted by adamwright · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Buy Windows Vista - It's not so bad!"

    I wonder when Slashdot get's their creative fee? ;)

  8. that sounds like a selling point by sentientbrendan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows Vista "Not so bad"

    Windows Vista "Almost as good as XP"

    Windows Vista "Several new themes"

    I think microsoft has a winner here

  9. and in other news by joeyspqr · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. Denise running away with Sambora makes Charlie look like an ok guy ...

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  10. Re:Microsoft eating their own dogfood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I will be sure to shit on their lawn the next time I'm on the Microsoft campus!

  11. Re:Article is really a collection of screenshots by MarkByers · · Score: 2, Funny

    To be fair to Microsoft in the screenshot it has 8 preset colours but also a transparency bar and a colour mixer to select your own settings, so it is dynamic

    So you're saying that I can choose any colour?

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  12. Windows Vista - Not So Bad? Almost as good as... by VinB · · Score: 1, Funny

    Windows Vista - It doesn't suck! Really! No, really. ... ok, stop it. Really! ... Well, maybe a little.

  13. Re:Microsoft eating their own dogfood? by AgentUSA · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

  14. Re:The pudding and the vermin... by B2382F29 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The way the market is evolving Vista will probably end up being installed on more laptops than desktops.

    The rate Vista is evolving, it will be installed on Bio-neural gel packs ...

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  15. Microsoft's Success is Due to Lemmings (Seriously) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Y'know, the more I think about it, the more I have to attribute Microsoft's success to lemmings. Bear with me here for a moment. Yes, I know that Disney herded a bunch of them off a cliff for its movie, and that the entire notion of "lemmings" is just a myth, I only mean to use it as a metaphor.

    Why do people upgrade their copies of Windows? Because everybody else is. And sooner or later, people no longer support the old versions. You can't read the new Word documents, you can't get drivers, when security vulnerabilities come out, you're just hosed (or pwn3d, as the case may be).

    So basically, the reason Microsoft is still successful is that, like Disney did, it hurds all of the poor consumers off of the cliff with every new release, away from something with flaws they'd almost worked around, compensated for, or at least gotten used to, and off into a huge sea of new, buggy, insecure code.

    It's not so unlike Lemmings, the video game. I still remember making all those poor little guys blow up for fun :-)

  16. You had me until, by Grand+Facade · · Score: 1, Funny

    Build 5381, released to testers in early May - has been running flawlessly on my notebook for nearly three weeks.

    Have you actually used the pc for other than table dressing or to run a screen saver?

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  17. Mod Parent Way Down by mpapet · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Microsoft employee has deliberately misstated Apple's functionality.

    Send me a check for USD$100,000 and I'll deliberately lie to promote Longwait over all other operating systems for 12 months.

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  18. Re:Microsoft eating their own dogfood? by mgv · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Microsoft eating their own dogfood?

    Just two things to say about dogfood:

    1) Food is what goes into a dog, not what comes out of a dog. (Corollary: That which comes out of a dog isn't food.)
    2) It's coming out of the end of the dog into which food doesn't go. (Corollary: Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, we don't wanna know.)


    If you remain uncertain about point 2, a simple test will suffice.

    Put your finger into the dog's mouth. If you cannot feel any teeth, then that isn't the mouth. What you are feeling with your finger probably isn't food, either.

    Michael

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  19. In any case... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Build 5381, released to testers in early May - has been running flawlessly on my notebook for nearly three weeks.'"

    Three weeks?

    Be still, my heart.

    I've got an old Linux box here that has nearly three years

    uptime...

  20. Vista not so bad, ah shuddupayourface by syousef · · Score: 2, Funny

    Vatsa matta you? Hey!
    Gotta no respect. Hey!
    Vista not so bad.
    Vista nicea face, ah shudduppa your face.

    I fear only the Aussies will understand the reference. It won't be as funny if it has to be explained but the following song made it to number one many moons ago here in Aus:

    http://www.lyricsondemand.com/j/joedolcelyrics/shu tuppayoufacelyrics.html

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  21. Re:Microsoft eating their own dogfood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    while this has raised my confidence in windows vista somewhat, it has disproportionately lowered my confidence in the Microsoft campus cafeteria food.