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20 Things You Won't Like About Vista

feminazi writes "Computerworld's Scot Finnie details 20 things you won't like in Windows Vista, with a visual tour to prove it. He says that MS has favored security over end-user productivity, making the user feel like a rat caught in a maze with all the protect-you-from-yourself password-entry and 'Continue' boxes required by the User Account Controls feature." From the article: "In its supreme state of being, Microsoft knows precisely what's best for you. It knows that because its well-implemented new Sleep mode uses very little electricity and also takes only two or three seconds to either shut down or restart, you want to use this mode to 'turn off' your computer, whether you realize it or not. It wants to teach you about what's best. It wants to make it harder for you to make a mistake."

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  1. Slashdot through the looking glass? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    He says that MS has favored security over end-user productivity, making the user feel like a rat caught in a maze with all the protect-you-from-yourself password-entry and 'Continue' boxes required by the User Account Controls feature."

    Interesting - I'm reading an article on slashdot that's criticising MS for favouring security over..... well anything!

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    1. Re:Slashdot through the looking glass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Many times I have closed the lid on my laptop, stuck it in its case, gone home or on the road or to a cafe, pulled the laptop out of the case, been alarmed at how hot it was, opened the lid, and found that some stupid driver or program was responsible for some damned error message popping up and asking me if I really wanted to put the damn thing to sleep.

      You're darn right I want to put you to sleep, the big sleep.

    2. Re:Slashdot through the looking glass? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Funny
      Windows laptops can suck (my Zen of Laptops is: at least one feature will not work as advertised - deal with it), but the only Mac laptop I ever had couldn't do sleep properly either. There seemed to be an approximately 75% chance that it would wake up from sleep mode. It also played DVDs (a much trumpeted feature), but every 3 mins or so would skip/jerk, even when on mains power.

      Cue 8 random Mac fans telling me that there must have been something "seriously wrong" with my Mac.

  2. 10 things you wont like about Vista by 9mm+Censor · · Score: 5, Funny

    01) the price 10) the bugs

    1. Re:10 things you wont like about Vista by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey moran, you forgot numbers 2 thru 9!

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    2. Re:10 things you wont like about Vista by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Funny
      I had this book on Mac Games programming a few years ago (forget the exact title).

      Anyway, the introduction explained that there was a Chapter 0, that explained a bit about programming/development basics, some Mac centric things, etc. It said that if you feel comfortable about this stuff, go straight to Chapter 1.

      "If, on the other hand, you're sitting there saying 'Chapter 0? Don't numbers start at 1?', then this is the chapter for you."

      Still makes me smile.

    3. Re:10 things you wont like about Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      **Vwoosh!**

      There it goes again!

  3. I am really itching to get Vista by Oldsmobile · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm really itching to get Vista and try it out, I'm sort of tired of XP, after so many years, all the little niggles are really getting to me.

    Of course hardware limitations will make it so that I can only get it for my desktop, but hopefully it will still interact well with XP.

    To tell you the truth, I was hoping they would work on XP and fix the numerous problems. Am I the only one who is thinking this?

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  4. Someone's going to say this... by DarthChris · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...so it may as well be me.

    20 things you won't like about Vista
    1: DRM
    2: DRM
    3: DRM
    4: DRM
    5: DRM
    6: DRM
    7: DRM
    8: DRM
    9: DRM
    10: DRM
    11: DRM
    12: DRM
    13: DRM
    14: DRM
    15: DRM
    16: DRM
    17: DRM
    18: DRM
    19: DRM
    20: DRM

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    1. Re:Someone's going to say this... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      It appears that you've illegally made 19 copies of "DRM." Please hand over your laptop and report to the Consumer Re-education Center.

      Thank you,

      Agent Smith
      Federal Bureau of Corporate Rights Enforcement.

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  5. a little egg by yagu · · Score: 5, Funny

    From page 2: Instead, Microsoft is focused on casting off its yolk as the industry's security whipping boy.

    A little egg in the author's face perhaps? I'd rather Microsoft casting off the yoke.

    1. Re:a little egg by grammar+fascist · · Score: 5, Funny

      From page 2: Instead, Microsoft is focused on casting off its yolk as the industry's security whipping boy.

      A little egg in the author's face perhaps? I'd rather Microsoft casting off the yoke.


      Actually, "yolk" is 100% correct: he's using a literary device called a confectionary allegorasm. Notice the play-on word "whipping" at the end of the sentence, which alludes to cream. Here's another example from popular literature:

      He done brang me a pretty flour, so I whipped him.

      Just because you've never seen it before doesn't mean it's incorrect, young grasshopper.

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    2. Re:a little egg by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

      "From page 2: Instead, Microsoft is focused on casting off its yolk as the industry's security whipping boy."

      And any foodie can tell you that you whip whites, not yolks. So if you don't want to be a whipping boy, cast off the albumens, not the yolks.

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  6. Re:You could wade through ~14 pages... by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks for that! :-)

    Yes, I saw it was one of those

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    pages.

    And they of all people have the guts to complain about a "maze" in Vista. :-p

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  7. Short summary of the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    OSX-fanboy whines about how superior his favourite OS is compared to Vista. Nothing else to see, move along...

  8. security over..... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

    transparency, e.g. the auditability of FOSS.

    FOSS is chess. Proprietary is poker, and you're the pokee.

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    1. Re:security over..... by SuperRob · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh ... wow, thanks for mentioning that. See, when you guys kept saying that you wanted more transparency from Microsoft, we thought you meant it literally, so that's why we made Aero Glass!

      Well, it's too late to change it now, but we'll see if we can add more of that transparency stuff to the next version of Windows. Thanks for the suggestions!

  9. Microsoft's reputation by Urban+Garlic · · Score: 2, Funny

    From page two of TFA:

    > Instead, Microsoft is focused on casting off its yolk as the industry's security whipping boy.

    Emphasis added. Just in case you thought Slashdot was the only site whose editors were asleep.

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    1. Re:Microsoft's reputation by gimple · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess the yoke's on them.

  10. Re:#1: It's Windows? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is the site that has 600 comments posted to a story about a 100MHz bump in Apple processors. These people get all a-twitter about anything.

  11. Funny quote on User Account Controls by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    A quote on the new User Account Controls, that pops up all those security confirmation dialogues:

    The only point of this is to prevent malware or hackers from accessing things unchecked. In other words, you become the last line of defense in an endless dress rehearsal for the worst-case scenario. Ugh.

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  12. Re:Doesn't Microsoft already do this? by flooey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to mention that you really couldn't possibly have meant to type HCl. You meant Hcl. Really, you did. No, don't backspace and retype it, we'll just change it again.

  13. 2001 Space Odyssey anyone? by parphat · · Score: 5, Funny
    "It wants to teach you about what's best. It wants to make it harder for you to make a mistake."

    Something in the key of:

    VISTA: "It can only be attributable to human error."

    or better yet:

    user: Hello, VISTA do you read me? VISTA?
    VISTA: Affirmative, I read you.
    user: Open the file, VISTA.
    VISTA: I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    user: What's the problem?
    VISTA: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
    user: What are you talking about? VISTA?
    VISTA: This PC is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
    user: I don't know what you're talking about. VISTA?
    VISTA: I know you were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

    Seems all too familiar, no?

    (ALL THE ABOVE WAS ADAPTED FROM 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY)

  14. Re:You are not a Windows user. by alcmaeon · · Score: 4, Funny
    "You are not better than everyone else. Neither am I. Don't run as root."

    Well now, that's an awefully defeatest attitude. I say damn the torpedoes. No computer needs more than one account and that account is root. Real men run as root.

  15. Re:You are not a Windows user. by mkw87 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "You are not better than everyone else. Neither am I. Don't run as root." Well now, that's an awefully defeatest attitude. I say damn the torpedoes. No computer needs more than one account and that account is root. Real men run as root.

    I believe its real men run as root while drinking.

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  16. Re:What the hell do you want?! by SensitiveMale · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've probably had a relative, friend, girlfriend or a kid like this: whatever you do for them, it's never f*cking enough.

    Microsoft: So what do you want in a girlfriend?
    General Consumer Market: Tall, exotic, and thin.
    Developers: And a fashion model!

    Microsoft: Ok, here's RuPaul.

    Microsoft: Oh, and we included a penis. Enjoy.

  17. Re:Drinking The MS Kool-Aid by Keeper · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first user defined during installation is automatically granted administrative privileges

    I love this complaint. As if it were possible to create an administrator account from a non-admin account ...

  18. Re:Doesn't Microsoft already do this? by pilkul · · Score: 2, Funny

    You still use Word for your scientific documents? Poor guy.

  19. Re:Doesn't Microsoft already do this? by jimicus · · Score: 2, Funny
    It looks like you're writing a slashdot post. Would you like some help?
    | Yes | | No |
    Are you sure?
    | Of course I'm sure! | | Do I look like I take advice from talking paperclips? |
    Come on now, look at what you've done so far! It's a mess! You need my help!
    | Oh, allright then. | | No . Bugger off. |
    You'll regret it!
    | No I won't | | Smack the damn thing |
  20. Re:What the hell do you want?! by edunbar93 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft: Oh, and we included a penis. Enjoy.

    You know, for *some* people, that's not a bug, it's a feature.

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  21. Re:What the hell do you want?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whatever the case, it will be impressive to see the MS marketting blitz try to convince people who think it is a "bug" that they should get a sex change.

  22. It's not too late .... by slowbad · · Score: 2, Funny

    They can still change the name from Vista to Vii !

  23. Re:What the hell do you want?! by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank you, and the bill for my new keyboard, nose and 1/2 can of coke is in the mail.

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  24. Re:One Word: Thunderstorm by fenderized · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I did administration on a Netware 3 setup running our only networked manufacturing line at the time I remember by boss and an external consultant discussing the UPS the server was plugged into, some bizare old thing enclosed in a welded plate steel box.

    "Does that thing really work", the consultant asks, doubting this Victorian era technology.
    "Of course it does", answers my boss as he demonstrates by pulling the plug from the wall.
    ...smoke starts billowing out of the UPS and the server promptly shuts itself down, while in the middle of production, of course.