Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

Games Seized Following Murder

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the dangerous-materials dept.

GamePolitics reports that M-rated games have been taken as evidence a case involving the death of a 55-year old man in Louisiana. The connection? Jack Thompson says: "Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you're a hitman or a videogamer." GP goes on to point out the lunacy of this claim. From the site: "Funny, that. A quick Google search on 'shot in the face' turns up 921,000 entries."

17 of 354 comments (clear)

  1. Cue the Dick Cheney jokes by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    in 3.. 2.. 1..

    --
    Slashdot Burying Stories About Slashdot Media Owned
  2. Shot in the face by slashflood · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are clearly some unrelated results from Google search - if you turn off SafeSearch.

    1. Re:Shot in the Face by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does that mean we can shoot Jack Thompson in the face?

      I hereby give you permission. Go for it.

      --
      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
  3. which is the vice president then? by Surt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hitman, or gamer? Hitman might be pretty accurate, I guess.

    --
    "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  4. Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A real gamer wouldn't even be strong enough to lift the gun.

  5. 921,000 Results... by smbarbour · · Score: 4, Funny

    But how many are "gun-related"? I can think of a 3 letter word that would precede "shot" that would account for that number of hits.

    1. Re:921,000 Results... by commander_gallium · · Score: 5, Funny

      But how many are "gun-related"? I can think of a 3 letter word that would precede "shot" that would account for that number of hits.

      gun?

  6. Thompson is a Moron. by Vo0k · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every gamer and hitman knows you shoot in the BACK of the head!

    --
    Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
    1. Re:Thompson is a Moron. by MrSquirrel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now now, violence is not the answer. Public humiliation is much more fun. I can't wait til his supporters realize what a whacko he is:
      "In 2006, two Michigan gamers began a project dubbed "Flowers for Jack", soliciting donations to deliver a massive floral arrangement to Thompson's office. The flowers were delivered in February along with a letter aimed at opening a dialogue between Thompson and the video gaming community. Thompson responded by forwarding the flowers to some of his industry foes, with such comments as "Discard them along with the decency you discarded long ago. I really don't care. Grind them up and smoke them if you like."
      In 1992 Thompson faced disbarment over allegations that he lied while making accusation against prominent Dade County lawyer Stuart Grossman. He'll do whatever he has to in order to accomplish his goals.
      The man is ignorant, uncooperative, and a lawyer... but he can still be broken -- if he became disbarred, lost his fandom, and studies were released proving that there is no link between videogames and violence... that would be a fate for him worse than death.
      P.S. If you do want to shoot him, don't add fuel to the fire -- get a hitman who's never played a videogame :) thank you

      --
      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  7. The proof this is false... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 5, Funny

    A videogamer could never shoot someone in the face - there isn't a "crosshair" to aim with in real life....

    --
    "But this one goes to 11!"
  8. Shot in the Face by drewzhrodague · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agreed. Does that mean we can shoot Jack Thompson in the face? Maybe this is his way of expressing his need for this. Any takers?

    I can imagine a mob of gamers swarming this guy, all shooting him in the face with those Nintendo light guns.

    --
    Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
  9. Re:Actually... by slashflood · · Score: 5, Funny

    Note to myself: never mark Vo0k as foe.

  10. Re:Cheney plays videogames? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 4, Funny
    You just hit the nail on the head. If gamers shoot people in the face, why is it that there are hundreds of millions of gamers and only a handful of them have murdered someone...

    The stats are very much skewed: Stealth games like Metal Gear Solid are getting very popular, so they clearly still go on random murdering sprees; they just got -alot- better at disposing of the bodies/evidence. :D

    Off topic; The [p] -tag now just acts like putting in a linebreak [br] : Weird stuff.

  11. more logic by matt328 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you're a hitman or a videogamer."

    And no one utters anything that fucking stupid unless they're pushing an agenda, or a lawyer, or both.

    --
    Check out the cave on the east side of lake Hylia. Strange and wonderful things live in it.
  12. Face-shooting aside... by Hervard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jack Thompson shoots himself in the foot all the time.

  13. 921,000 hits? Holy crap. by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 5, Funny

    The better question is: How did the murderer lug around 921,000 rounds of ammuniition without being noticed?

  14. Re:Google stats are meaningless by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You, sir, are a genius for somehow linking Samuel L. Jackson, the most badass gangsta on film, and Dick Cheney, the palest, stiffest Vice-President of The United States ever - and having it be totally on-topic! And modded Insightful! I salute you, good sir.

    However, I should point out that it was, in fact, the John Travolta character who shot Marvin in the face. I will not even attempt to think about the implications of a John Travolta-Dick Cheney connection, which would be truely frightening.

    Now for a on-topic addition:

    "Oh sorry, didn't mean to shoot you in the face yet" - Ron Jeremy
    "Mr. Arafat? Hey, guess what I'm doing right now!" - Bill Clinton