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Police Launch Drones Over LA

An anonymous reader writes "Yahoo! News is reporting that law enforcement officials have launched a new form of drone aircraft to patrol the skies above Los Angeles. From the article: 'Police say the drone, called the SkySeer, will be able to accomplish tasks too dangerous for officers and free up helicopters for other missions. "This technology could be used to find missing children, search for lost hikers, or survey a fire zone," said Commander Sid Heal, head of the Technology Exploration Project of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. "The ideal outcome for us is when this technology becomes instrumental in saving lives."'"

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  1. Oh cool! by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just like HL2 ... gimme a gravity gun and I'll get rid of the lil' suckers

    1. Re:Oh cool! by SnakeEater251 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You better hurry and destory 'em before they manage to take a picture of you though =).

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    2. Re:Oh cool! by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1, Funny

      Who cares? You can just kill the police when they come.

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    3. Re:Oh cool! by SnakeEater251 · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what if you don't have the super grav gun! Crowbar it is. =)

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    4. Re:Oh cool! by sjs132 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "A small camera capable of tilt and pan operations is fixed to the underside of the drone which sends the video directly to a laptop command station. Once launched, the craft is set to fly autonomously with global positioning system (GPS) coordinates and a fixed flight pattern.

      Ok, Scratch previous contents of needing guns... Just get a laptop with stumbler... find the 'WHY-FLY' connection (he-he, I'm soooo Punny... ;) and post it to SLASHDOT... Then watch the plane (AKA, DRONE) stall and crash as it gets slashdotted as everyone logs into the drone to see the video of the next hi-way chase on the LA freeway...

      Could bring NEW meaning to the terms "CRASHING A SERVER"... :)

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  2. Or it could be used by HighOrbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    This technology could be used to find missing children, search for lost hikers, or survey a fire zone

    Or it could be used to follow White Broncos

    1. Re:Or it could be used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or simply to ensure everone is having sex in the missionary position. . .

      "Great news chief, this town is free of anal sex!"

    2. Re:Or it could be used by raehl · · Score: 4, Funny

      search for lost hikers

      Did LA grow a big forest in the middle of it that I'm not aware of?

    3. Re:Or it could be used by TooFarGone · · Score: 2, Funny

      But can it be used to find Sara O'Conner?

    4. Re:Or it could be used by valen · · Score: 5, Funny


        Duh. If you are a hiker, in LA, you are really lost. QED.

      john

  3. Re:Pretty Cool... by ductonius · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not? It would make "World's Wildest Police Chases" that much more entertaining.

  4. Re:Pretty Cool... by ceejayoz · · Score: 3, Funny

    World's Shortest Police Chases?

  5. Let me be the first to say... by cdrdude · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new LAPD overlords.

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  6. Re:Useful Non-Karma Whoring Link by Overfiend1976 · · Score: 2, Funny

    SkySeer? Is that manufactured by SkyNet?

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  7. Re:Maybe you ought to think about this... by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Funny

    >...there's many more hot women walking around than there are crimes.

    You've neve been to LA.

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  8. How very Dark Angel! by aergern · · Score: 2, Funny

    But the question is.. where is Jessica Alba in this whole thing? :)

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  9. Too Dangerous? by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 2, Funny

    SkySeer, will be able to accomplish tasks too dangerous for officers and free up helicopters for other missions.

    Wow, the situation in LA is a lot worse then I thought since apparently they are worried about helicopters being shot out of the sky.. I wonder when it was the Crypts picked up a surface to air missile?

  10. Re:Pointing out the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try using a tin foil patio umberella.

    Then when you ar not doing something illegal you can invert it and use it as a solar oven.

    If all your neighbours have one then you may be able to build an anti-drone death ray.

  11. I'll lose my civil liberties... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... "When 'pigs' fly"

  12. Sign me up by ChopFooey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone even RTFA? The drone reached an altitude of 300ft and promptly took a nose dive into a thankfully vacant lot. Now suppose i'm a lost hiker or other nefarious sort on the lamb. Near silent and undetectable how pretty will that be when this android flap box jams me right in the face after losing comms. Give me a loud noisy helicopter any day at least i'll hear my doom approaching.

  13. The real question is.... by DustinB · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Does the NSA have a live feed into the drone's microphone?

  14. Re:1984? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some of the hot women might not care to be checked out by people they can't check out in return. Would you?

    Women have no interest in checking me out. Putting a propeller on my head wouldn't change that fact.

  15. Re:Pretty Cool... by hackwrench · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hmm... Now what would be really cool would be if they had some sort of computer network to coordinate these devices... maybe some sort of SkyNet...

  16. Re:Pointing out the obvious by Gunasmorgel · · Score: 2, Funny
    Take homosexual relationships. I'm not gay - far from it...
    I take it youre not getting any sex either...