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Cell Phone Radiation Excites the Brain
frostilicus2 writes "The Register is reporting that Italian researchers have shown that radiation from mobile phones can excite the brain's cortex. A region that is "responsible for many higher faculties". They even claim that such an effect could be beneficial to some conditions."
This should be a boon for the phone sex industry.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
People that overuse their cell phone are usually braindead to begin with, so at least SOMETHING is happening in their brains.
...is not one of those 'high level faculties'.
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"Like causing you to drive like a moron."
Because nobody drove like a moron before the invention of the cell phone?
What's that got to do with radiation? It's to do with gender! ;)
o hai
It has been known for many years that cell phone radiation stimulates the brains of product liability lawyers.
Some see the vessel as half full; others see it as half-empty; We pour it out on the floor and laugh
Even if the shifter were on the steering column (pretty uncommon in cars made after oh, about 1965) how would you drive one-handed? "Sorry for skating across three lanes of traffic, officer. I was trying to put it in third."
That's why god gave you KNEES
Yeah. Would you choose a neurosurgeon who pokes around people's brains in his spare time? I wouldn't.